Sherrielock Holmes and The White Horse

October 3, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes and her white horse Excalibur Lightning as they appear in an Edwardian Age photo.

The date was October 3rd 1902.

Exactly 120 years ago.

And the amazing and wonderful Sherrielock Holmes (the lesser known twin sister of world-famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) was getting her photo taken by the famous London photographer Wilfrid Rutherford.

She and her white horse Excalibur Lightning.

“I hope your photo of you and Lightning turn out well,” Sherlock remarked as he smoked his pipe.

“I’m sure it will,” Sherrielock smiled.

“I say, Holmes, you know I saw Excalibur Lightning eating some mushrooms this morning along with his hay,” Dr. Watson commented.

“Mushrooms?” Holmes raised an eyebrow.

“Oh,” Sherrielock laughed, “Lightning must have got into some of my Lingzhi Supernatural Mushrooms.”

“Does that mean he’s become immortal like you?” Watson put some black mascara on his gray moustache so it would look black again.

“I don’t know,” Sherrielock shrugged, “I’ll have to ask Louis if a horse eating Lingzhi Supernatural Mushrooms will make him immortal.”

Sherrielock was referring to her husband Dr. Louis Rocher the world-famous French scientist (who unbeknownst to both Sherrielock and her brother Sherlock was in fact the illegitimate son of Holmes’ archenemy Prof. James Moriarty).

A few years ago Dr. Louis prepared a dish using Lingzhi Supernatural Mushrooms for his wife Sherrielock that made her immortal.

“You sure you don’t want Louis to prepare the same dish for you?” Sherrielock asked Sherlock.

“I don’t want to live forever in this body,” Holmes answered, “And immortality through Watson’s literary efforts in The Strand Magazine using his friend Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s name is quite enough for me.”

“As it is for me, Holmes, as it is for me,” Watson acknowledged.

“If that’s the case, good Doctor,” Sherrielock smiled, “Then why are you colouring your gray moustache black using my eye mascara?”.

Watson’s face turned quite red.

“And if Excalibur Lightning becomes immortal,” Sherlock asked his sister, “then what will you two do?”.

Sherrielock suddenly thought she saw the image of the great Serb-American inventor Nikola Tesla appear before her.

Tesla said to her, “Ride to Moscow to save Kyiv and the world. Ride to Moscow to save Kyiv and the world.”

Then the image of Tesla vanished.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 3rd
2022.

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8 Comments

  1. George F. said,

    I’d like to talk to Tesla…just to find out if he was really killed by Hitler’s assassin.

  2. David Redpath said,

    A very interesting science based article,
    Christopher. This Lingzhi fungus could
    be a medical explanation to Uncle Ernie’s
    longevity, as he has certainly consumed
    every known mushroom he could get his
    hands on in six of the seven continents
    (Uncle Ernie suffers from hypothermia,
    so he’s never ventured to Antarctica ๐Ÿฅถ).

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      Yes, that could definitely explain Uncle Ernie’s longevity all right. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

      So the only South Pole ๐Ÿฅถhe’s seen is his own.

      Although he may not have seen that either.

      And it can’t really be called a pole.

      Or maybe even a toothpick for that matter.

      • David Redpath said,

        Yes Christopher, we should all be
        grateful that as his Drag Queen
        persona, Cumalita, Uncle Ernie
        fits those trademark sequined
        g-strings so snugly, without any
        radioactive fallout … but his time
        as a Sushi chef at Fukushima is
        another Uncle Ernie bedtime story.

      • Dracul Van Helsing said,

        LOL ! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

        Sushi bro๐ŸŸught back to life as the Swimming Dead. ๐ŸŸ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚

  3. Hyperion said,

    I have a feeling Big Daddy Pootin is in for some blistering bootie tomatoing soon. If Pootin gets ahold of those mushrooms, heโ€™ll be around for a long time

    • Dracul Van Helsing said,

      He will.

      He will be having that standing up feeling for quite a while.

      I just sent you and Sherry another email.

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