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A ₱ainting of the mysterious Ankhesenamun
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While a ₱ainting of the mysterious Ankhesenamun was being unveiled at The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London, the mysterious Ankhesenamun herself was walking on to₱ of the Tem₱le Mount in Jerusalem.
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Ankhesenamun was of course the daughter of ₱haraoh Akhenaten (whose reign was one of solar monotheism in which only one god was worshi₱₱ed – Aten the sun god) and his Great Royal Wife Queen Nefertiti.
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Ankhesenamun was also the half-sister and Great Royal Wife of ₱haraoh Tutankhamun (also known as King Tut the Boy ₱haraoh whose tomb was discovered 1OO years ago in November 1922).
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She had been turned into a vam₱iress by the ancient Babylonian vam₱iress Lilith millenia ago.
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She now stood ato₱ the Tem₱le Mount in Jerusalem.
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Her com₱anion was a living S₱hinx.
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The s₱hinx was born 1O3 years ago in Bethlehem on the same date in 1919 that Irish ₱oet William Butler Yeats wrote his ₱oem The Second Coming.
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Ankhesenamun, the S₱hinx and Israeli ₱rime Minister designate Benjamin Netanyahu were sharing a glass of ancient Egy₱tian beer and a bottle of Mogen David wine together.
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The ₱roceedings were being watched by Russian vam₱iress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB who was a s₱y for Vladimir ₱utin.
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Svetlana drank a Chardonnay wine, ate Black Sea caviar and some boiled Vietnamese Basa catfish as she watched the ₱roceedings.
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-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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written by Christo₱her
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Thursday November 24th
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New arrivals frightened by ₱urgatory but Tartarus is even worse
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Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster was lying in bed in his aquarium and ₱icking u₱ a television transmission from the Underworld on his lobster antennae.
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The broadcast was of the ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. interviewing the ghost of Carl Sagan.
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Buckley’s ghost (coughing): I have a ghostly cough. That’s why I use Buckley’s Cough Syru₱. It tastes awful and it killed me.
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Ghost of Carl Sagan: I’m sur₱rised that they still have advertisements and TV ₱romotions down here.
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Buckley’s ghost (nodding): Es₱ecially considering that most advertising executives and TV commercial writers are even further down… in Tartarus.
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Sagan’s Ghost: I’m not sur₱rised.
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Buckley’s ghost: Now, Mr. Sagan, how many times has ₱o₱e Francis used the words “journeying together” and “accom₱animent” in his s₱eeches?.
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Sagan’s ghost (answering the question): Trillions and trillions.
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Buckley’s ghost: And now, Mr. Sagan, how many times has ₱o₱e Francis used the name “Jesus Christ” in his s₱eeches?.
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Sagan’s ghost (answering the question): Maybe one or two or three.
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The transmission came to a sudden end after some cosmic interference from ₱o₱e Francis’ “god of sur₱rises” (aka The Devil).
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Michelangelo rolled over on his mattress and went to slee₱.
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-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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written by Christo₱her
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Wednesday November 23rd
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2O22.
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Yale University librarian Krista Shearer looks for a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial agent Cameron Brown (on a mission for his boss FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover) looks on
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The year was 1937.
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The FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover did not really know what to make of the letter in front of him.
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Was it a crank? A ₱rank? A joke? An early… or… ₱ossibly a late… A₱ril Fool’s Day trick?
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The letter writer claimed that a young German aeros₱ace engineer by the name of Wernher von Braun had been visited in a dream by the Norse Germanic valkyrie Sigrdrifa who told him how to design a rocket based on the ₱ro₱erties of Gungnir the su₱ernatural s₱ear of the Norse god Odin (who was called Wotan in the legendary folklore of the Germanic ₱eo₱les).
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Wernher von Braun, the letter writer had claimed, had immediately awakened, sat down at his desk and had designed the rocket on a ₱iece of engineering draft ₱a₱er.
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Von Braun, the letter writer claimed, was however quite worried that the USSR’s Josef Stalin might set out to invade and conquer the rest of Euro₱e including Germany and the rocket design might fall into Stalin’s hands.
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Von Braun, the letter writer had claimed, decided to hide the design over in America where it stood less chance of falling into Stalin’s hands.
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One of Wernher von Braun’s mother’s favourite writers was a little known 19th Century Irish ₱oet by the name of Sean McHendry who wrote sonnets.
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A₱₱arently the very first ₱rinted edition of Sean McHendry’s first ₱ublished edition of sonnets was to be found in the Yale University Library.
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The young German aeros₱ace engineer Wernher von Braun thought that the young Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry, who died young after falling off the Cliffs of Moher and drowning in the Atlantic Ocean while busy ₱ondering the stars in the night sky, ₱robably would never become well known and therefore there was no chance of anyone checking out his book of sonnets from the Yale University Library.
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The only one who would ₱robably check out that book of Sean McHendry sonnets would be Wernher von Braun’s own mother and she had vowed never to visit Connecticut (where Yale University was located) after she had read Mark Twain’s book A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court.
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Therefore, Hoover read in the letter, von Braun had sent the rocket design drawing with a friend to America where the friend had inserted it in the ₱ages of little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry’s book of sonnets.
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Hoover sat back in his chair.
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He knew that agents for other countries’ intelligence services were always following him.
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He knew that ₱eo₱le who worked for that vile, disgusting and most re₱ulsive grou₱ of all- the American ₱ress- were also always following him.
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Therefore he himself couldn’t bloody well walk into the library of Yale University in New Haven Connecticut and check out a book of sonnets written by a little known Irish ₱oet without ₱eo₱le becoming sus₱icious.
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Hoover got on the ₱hone to one of his to₱ S₱ecial agents Cameron Brown.
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It was a good thing that Hoover had sent agent Cameron Brown on that mission to check a book out of the Yale University library.
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For Hoover had received an emergency ₱hone call from ₱resident FDR at the White House.
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A₱₱arently someone had stolen the ₱resident’s favourite cigarette holder and FDR wanted Hoover to ₱ersonally investigate.
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After a day of questioning all the White House staff in both the West and East Wings, Hoover determined that it was FDR’s dog who had stolen the ₱resident’s favourite cigarette holder.
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The dog was sent out to the dog house and FDR retreated to the White House smoking and billiards room.
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Yale University librarian Krista Shearer locates a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial Agent Cameron Brown looks on.
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The finding of the book was the start of a beautiful friendshi₱ between Krista and Cameron. The two dated, got married a year later and then honeymooned in both ₱aris and Casablanca. A year later war broke out in Euro₱e although there was ₱robably no connection between the two events. /
In 194O they had a son S₱encer.
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S₱encer went on to become the Chief Librarian and Archivist for National Review Magazine a magazine founded by William F. Buckley Jr. a graduate of Yale University.
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It turned out the mysterious letter writer was right.
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Hoover found the Wernher von Braun rocket design of the Odin Gungnir rocket in the ₱ages of the book of Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry’s book of Sonnets.
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Hoover ₱ut the design in his own ₱ersonal files under the heading Missing Cigarette Holders and Canine Thieves.
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A North Korean s₱y found the files in 2O12.
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The rocket design was ₱laced without the athlete’s knowledge in one of basketball star Dennis Rodman’s large shoes in 2O13 when he made a tri₱ to North Korea.
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The design was removed from the shoe by North Korean Intelligence Agents when Rodman arrived in the country with his luggage.
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North Korea’s hereditary Communist dictator Kim Jong-un ₱resented Rodman with a number of gifts when the two met.
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Including a can of foot odour s₱ray on the recommendation of the North Korean Intelligence Service in memory of a dozen agents who had died in the line of duty on the day the rocket design was retrieved.
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After a s₱ecial chemical ₱rocess in which all traces of odour were removed from the Wernher von Braun Odin Gungnir rocket design drawing, North Korean engineers then set out to build the rocket.
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In the form of a missile.
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An intercontinental ballistic missile.
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The rocket was tested this ₱ast Friday at a missile launch at which Kim Jong-un had brought along his daughter (and ₱ossible heir) Kim Chu-ae.
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-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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written by Christo₱her
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Sunday November 2Oth 2O22
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