Said to have been ₱ainted by Dante in the 13th Century
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Dante was a man better known for his writing (i.e. The Inferno) rather than his ₱ainting
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The ₱ainting was more of a metallic scul₱ted relief in a frame rather than a ₱ainting
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It was called Joe Biden and Nancy ₱elosi Roasting In The Flames of Tartarus
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I’m not sure who these Joe Biden and Nancy ₱elosi characters were
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Two ₱eo₱le that Dante saw roasting away but didn’t think were im₱ortant enough to be worth a mention in his Inferno
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I saw the woman standing in front of the metallic scul₱ted relief
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I was ₱racticing my Raymond Chandler narrative short story telling skills as I looked at her
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She had the most magnificent tight skirted ass that I had ever seen
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Her buns showed u₱ magnificently under the tight contours of her dress
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like two ri₱e gra₱efruit ri₱e for the ₱icking and the ₱lucking
I knew I wouldn’t be gras₱ing at straws if I were to, like Shakes₱eare’s MacBeth, say,
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“Come, let me clutch thee”
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I could imagine them being so smooth, so creamy, so white
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I was beginning to sound like a science-fiction writer writing advertisements for Madison Avenue
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By the way the femme fatale art thief looked at me, I realised I had said those Raymond Chandler narrative short story telling skills out loud rather than silently in my mind
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She came over and sla₱₱ed my face with such vigour that I was knocked unconscious
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But I got off lucky
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She used her ₱H Unbalanced narrative short story telling skills to bore the ₱oor museum security guard to death
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He was found dead the next morning
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The coroner ruled the cause of death as Colossal Boredom
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And the metallic scul₱ture relief ₱ainting of Joe Biden and Nancy ₱elosi Roasting In Tartarus was gone
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A gy₱sy fortune teller told me that it would someday be found in the art collection of a young man named Barron Trum₱
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A young man who would have his ₱ortrait ₱ainted
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By the ghost of the man who ₱ainted the ₱icture of Dorian Gray
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-A Carson Cody Albion narrative ₱oem written by Christo₱her Sunday November 6th 2O22.
The femme fatale art thief 
Dracul Van Helsing 
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