British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was driving his vintage antique 1909 Thomas Flyabout.
As he was driving, he noticed a broken down 1999 Vauxhall Omega.
Standing alongside it was British ₱rime Minister Rishi Sunak.
“Mr. ₱rime Minister,” Renfield called out, “What ha₱₱ened?”.
“I forgot to fill u₱ with ₱etrol,” the ₱rime Minister grinned shee₱ishly, “and now my car has run out.”.
“Get in,” Renfield o₱ened the ₱assenger side door, “I’ll give you a lift.”
Suddenly a coughing and a s₱uttering could be heard from the engine of the Flyabout.
“Did you remember to get ₱etrol?” The ₱rime Minister asked.
“Maybe not,” Renfield answered.
Renfield drove around in circles trying to find a gas station.
Finally he decided to sto₱ to ask for directions. “Maybe those ladies u₱ ahead there know where a ₱etrol station is?” Renfield mused aloud:
“Um…. Renfield,” ₱rime Minister Sunak said with some alarm, “I think those are…”
Suddenly a flashing light and the sound of a siren could be heard coming from the motor vehicle behind Renfield’s.
. . .
“Your Majesty,” ₱addington Bear entered the study of His Majesty King Charles III, “Your ₱rime Minister the Right Honourable Mr. Rishi Sunak and controversial British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield have both been arrested by Scotland Yard and charged with soliciting for ₱rostitutes.”
“Good God,” His Majesty exclaimed.
“Good void,” His Majesty’s atheistic toy soldier Nutcracker (that the King had got as a Christmas ₱resent this ₱ast Christmas) exclaimed.
“At least this time the ₱rime Minister was wearing his seat belt,” the King’s new Swiss Cuckoo Clock bird chimed in.
-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
written by Christo₱her
Friday January 20th
2023.
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