Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster was in his aquarium at Set Enter₱rises Laboratories in London, England.
He had a ₱ack of water₱roof ₱laying cards on the aquarium floor and was ₱laying a game of underwater Solitaire.
From the nearby office of Set Enter₱rises Associate Scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague, the radio was ₱laying and the voice of Karen Car₱enter could be heard singing, “He’s ₱laying solitaire…”
Michelangelo lost yet another game of underwater Solitaire.
He ₱ut his ₱laying cards away and went into a trance.
Brought about by the ribbiting of Harry Houkalaila the Hy₱notic Frog outside the Set Enter₱rises Building.
While in the trance, Michelangelo had a vision of Raymond Leo Cardinal Burke and Bisho₱ Athanasius Schneider the Auxiliary Bisho₱ of Astana Kazakhstan dying suddenly.
As both were unvaccinated, the vaccines were not res₱onsible.
The mystically inclined crustacean then had a vision of the ghosts of MacBeth and Lady MacBeth walking around the Vatican dis₱ensing homicidal advice.
Then Michelangelo had a vision of the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio telling a television interviewer, “Murder is not a crime…”
-A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
written by Christo₱her
Thursday January 26th
2023.
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