Greek Goddess Aphrodite On A Train Plus 10th Anniversary of Pope Francis’ Election

March 13, 2023 at 8:37 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Aphrodite, Dracul Van Helsing, Greek Goddess Aphrodite, Love Goddess Aphrodite, Pope Francis, Pope Francis The Apostate, Renfield R. Renfield, Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio, The Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio)

The Greek goddess Aphrodite was riding a train to eventually get to Glastonbury Abbey.

The Greek goddess Aphrodite had a heard a tale currently circulating among some gods and goddesses that a descendant of King Arthur would someday be the Emperor of a revived Holy Roman Empire.

She endeavoured to look into the matter and decided to start by going to Glastonbury Abbey the alleged burial place of King Arthur and Queen Guinevere of Camelot.

Glastonbury Abbey was also believed to be close to the mythical mystical isle of Avalon where according to another legend King Arthur was just asleep 😴 💤 and resting and waiting to someday reign again on the throne of Britain.

Something that no doubt would come as a severe shock to His Majesty King Charles III if it were to happen in his lifetime.

It turns out Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was also riding this train because he had heard that the evil vampire Toulouse La Track (a vampire who rode aboard British Railway trains 🚊 and sucked the blood 🩸 of beautiful young women while showing them sketches for his paintings 🖼️ ) was aboard this train.

Dracul found Toulouse La Track’s cabin and killed him by staking him through the heart.

If Dracul had not staked and killed Toulouse La Track, the train’s conductor would have most likely done so as this would have been the 72nd time that the vampire 🧛‍♂️ had been caught riding without a bought and paid for British Rail ticket.

Dracul then set out to find his own train compartment.

He opened one door and saw Aphrodite:

Naturally Dracul Van Helsing being Dracul Van Helsing made out with her.

The ghost of Orson Welles walked in on the scene of the divine climax.

“Holy orgasm, Batman!” Said Welles’ ghost who had binge watched episodes of the 1960s American TV series Batman the night before.

. . .

“So he came with the king’s mandate, bringing nothing worthy of the high priesthood, but having the fury of a cruel tyrant, and the rage of a savage beast.”
-II Maccabees 4:25

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing his Monday night podcast on this evening of March 13th 2023, “Today is the 10th anniversary of the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio being elected to the throne of Peter…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 13th
2023.

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