Aphrodite Spanks

March 20, 2023 at 6:35 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, love, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Aphrodite, Dracul Van Helsing, Greek Goddess Aphrodite, Love Goddess Aphrodite, The Greek goddess Aphrodite, Yaldabaoth, Yaldabaoth The Irish Leprechaun)




The Greek goddess Aphrodite

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun 🍀 had just stolen a bottle of ambrosia on Mount Olympus.

Of course the leprechaun ☘️ was already immortal.

He just liked drinking ambrosia for the taste.

After knocking out Ganymede (male cupbearer to the gods of Olympus) with a sleeping potion and getting his friend Dracul Van Helsing to make out with Hebe (female cupbearer to the gods) to distract her, the little leprechaun 🍀 ☘️ helped himself to a bottle of ambrosia from the Mount Olympus cupboard.

As he walked by Aphrodite’s room, he saw her looking like this:

So naturally he entered.

“You little thief,” Aphrodite said to the leprechaun 🍀 ☘️ when she noticed the bottle of ambrosia in his hand.

She took Yaldabaoth over her knee and spanked him.

Yaldabaoth walked away from Mount Olympus rubbing a sore bottom and minus the bottle of ambrosia.

Hebe suddenly walked past Aphrodite’s room with an ecstatic smile on her face.

Seconds later Dracul Van Helsing walked by Aphrodite’s room with an ecstatic smile on his face.

The Greek goddess of love ❤️ quickly deduced in Sherlockian fashion what had transpired between the two.

So she grabbed Dracul Van Helsing, brought him into her room, took him over her knee and spanked him.

They then made love together.

Meanwhile in London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill, “Dracul doesn’t seem to be answering his cell phone.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 20th
2023