Pan Goatee Receives Calgary’s Citizen of The Year Award From Calgary’s Sir William Wallace Braveheart League

December 30, 2021 at 9:13 pm (Aesthetics) ()

The world’s most beloved and popular genetically created satyr (called a faun by the Ancient Romans) Pan Goatee bows and acknowledges the applause after receiving the Citizen of The Year Award from Calgary’s Sir William Wallace Braveheart League.

As 2021 wound down to its close, Calgary’s Sir William Wallace League of Unvaccinated Bravehearts gave its Citizen of the Year Award to genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee for “his efforts in beautifying Calgary by getting rid of the city’s female uglos and increasing the city’s collective IQ by getting rid of the male morons who either date or marry them”.

Goatee’s receiving the award was condemned by the snivelling cowards and complacent morons in Calgary who follow the Vaccinazi tyrants’ vaccine mandates.

Dr. Anthony Fauci wasn’t happy either.

“This offends me,” Fauci whined, “And being the Apotheosis of Science, I shouldn’t be offended.”

In front of the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium in Calgary, the statue of Scotland’s King Robert The Bruce remarked, “William Wallace paved the way for my victories. If there had been no William Wallace, I probably would never have become King.”

Bruce approved of Pan Goatee as the William Wallace League’s Choice For Calgary’s Citizen of The Year.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 30th

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Pan Goatee Beheads A Repulsive Uglo Who’s Stupid Enough To Smoke In -30 Degree Weather

December 29, 2021 at 10:28 pm (Aesthetics) ()

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had his day ruined when a thoroughly repulsive ugly redhead (that scholars of Bible prophecy called the Anti-Mary Magdalene the ugly loathsome and disgusting female disciple of the Antichrist who wept tears over his feet giving him boils, smallpox, syphilis and gonorrhea on his feet an ailment that caused his vaccinated podiatrist to die of a heart attack on the spot) got out of her vehicle to smoke a cigarette in freezing -30 degree weather thereby showing her hideous repulsive ugly looking face to Pan Goatee and his roommates who were waiting in a vehicle for the other roommate to come out of the bank.

Pan Goatee, being a homicidal psychopath, was naturally on an Alberta Provincial Government disability pension.

He had to fill in his annual report card due by the middle of next month and mail it to Alberta Social Services.

He didn’t have a stamp so he had to go to a post office to get it mailed.

He didn’t want to freeze his goat’s ass off in -30 degree weather.

His roommates were going grocery shopping and a neighbour was giving them a ride so he caught a ride with them to go to the post office to buy a stamp.

The post office was the first place they stopped off.

Unfortunately for Pan, some stupid airheaded old bat at the front of the post office line was mailing parcels to every single idiot on Earth which was naturally taking an extremely long time.

Pan wished that if George Soros, Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci wanted to kill off all the stupid people in the world (all those people who believe everything that those three groups of compulsive liars; Big Government, Big Business (in this case Big Pharma) and the brainless mainstream media tell them- in this case that vaccines are good for them ), they’d at least bring forth more quickly acting “vaccines” (genetic serums) and booster shots to kill these losers right away.

Instead it was young athletes from all over the world and writers like Anne Rice who keeled over shortly after getting the jabs.

The losers continued to live disrupting other people’s lives with their intense stupidity.

How many booster shots was it going to take to kill them?

After all they were the ones who voted in all these tyrannical Vaccinazi politicians in the first place (As Sir Winston Churchill astutely observed, “The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter”).

Goatee put his astral laser machete into boomerang mode and sent it flying in the direction of the airheaded old bat who was mailing parcels to every single idiot on earth.

The machete beheaded the stupid airheaded old bat and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived on the scene wearing a Wayne Knight Norman Newman sized Canada Post letter carrier uniform and announced, “999 trillion pieces of stupid airheaded old bat special delivery to Tartarus in Hell.”

Goatee bought the stamp and mailed his report to Alberta Social Services.

He was glad he beheaded and dismembered the stupid old bat.

He couldn’t help shake the feeling that because this airheaded old bat was so stupid and inconsiderate as to mail parcels to every single single idiot on Earth, this would cause trouble for him down the road.

He was right on that.

The next stop was a bank where one of his roommates went in to get money out of the bank.

Another vehicle pulled up across from them.

A moronic looking male loser got out of the driver’s seat.

A super unbelievably repulsively ugly looking redhead got out of the passenger side.

Goatee hoped the uglo redhead would enter the bank with her loser boyfriend.

Instead the stupid repulsively ugly looking redhead lit a cigarette and stood in front of the passenger side of the car smoking it in -30 degree weather.

Because of where the uglo was standing, Pan Goatee and his roommates were subject to a Hellish view of her vomit inducing face.

Goatee got out of the SUV van with his astral laser machete and approached the uglo.

“Hasn’t anyone ever told you that smoking cigarettes would be the death of you?” Goatee pointed out as he beheaded the uglo, “In this case, they were right. Because of your bloody goddamned stupidity in wanting to get out of the car to smoke a cigarette in -30 degrees weather, my buddies and I had our eyes aesthetically assaulted by the sheer repulsive ugliness of your face. Such stupidity, ugliness and cigarette addiction can’t go unpunished. And in this case, the punishment required is capital punishment.”

He then cut up the uglo into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus arrived in his Wayne Knight Norman Newman sized Canada Post letter carrier uniform and announced, “999 trillion pieces of repulsively ugly redheaded uglo dubbed the Anti-Mary Magdalene by Bible prophecy scholars special delivery to Tartarus in Hell.”

Goatee went back and sat in the van.

Soon the uglo’s unbelievably idiotic and incredibly moronic low IQ boyfriend came running back oblivious to the fact that the parking lot gets icy in these temperatures.

He slid on the ice and went whack! face first into the side of his own car.

“Serves you right, you cerebrally challenged jackass!” Goatee slammed the door of the van.

“You certainly chose the wrong day to do your banking, asshole,” Goatee remarked as he beheaded the moron, “This wouldn’t be happening to you if you had brains. If you’re going to do your banking, leave your repulsively ugly cigarette smoking girlfriend at home. And that way she won’t be getting out of the car smoking cigarettes in -30 degree weather where she can commit visual assault on the eyes of innocent bystanders.”

Krampus arrived again still dressed in his Wayne Knight Norman Newman sized Canada Post letter carrier uniform and announced, “999 trillion pieces of incredibly stupid and unbelievably idiotic low IQ moron who can’t figure out he that he should leave his repulsively ugly cigarette smoking girlfriend at home when he’s doing his banking- special delivery to Tartarus in Hell.”

-A vampire novel chapter
and Pan Goatee tale
Wednesday December 29th

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Pan Goatee Beheads Uglos and Justin Trudeau’s Bodyguard Set On Fire

December 19, 2021 at 9:34 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was standing at a bus stop when two repulsively ugly looking women and a moronic looking man walked by.

Goatee deduced that the two repulsive uglos were mother and daughter and that the moron was husband and father.

So Goatee beheaded the daughter first as she was the ugliest of the three.

He then lopped off the head of the uglo mother.

Then sliced off the head of the moron.

He then dismembered each headless corpse and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Goatee then beheaded another uglo before boarding a bus.

At a shopping centre, he got off and bought a coffee from a McDonald’s.

He then went into a food court to drink his coffee where he encountered another uglo so beheaded and dismembered her as well.

A little boy came up and asked him, “Can I nominate you for Calgary’s Citizen of the Year Award?”.

“Sure,” Goatee grinned.

Will Pan Goatee be named Calgary’s Citizen of The Year?

. . .

One of Neo-Stalinist tyrant Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau’s bodyguards had recently beat up a news reporter.

The reporter worked for Rebel News an anti-Fascist, anti-Communist and anti-Vaccinazi news service in Canada.

Two of pig-faced tyrant Trudeau’s other bodyguards helped the Gestapo head Reinhard Heydrich admiring scumbag Bodyguard #1 (who was a #2 nut job) beat up the reporter.

The three bodyguards’ faces were caught by Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit video.

Members of the Dr. Hannibal Lector School of Culinary Preparation and Cuisine seized the two thug bodyguard accomplices and used them in a cooking class where they were cut up and boiled alive.

And then eaten at a banquet hosted by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman who was wanting to eat some infidel Stalinist Nazi hybrid homo sapien cuisine.

As for the syphilis infested scumbag bodyguard who actually beat up the reporter, the Heraclitus Philosophical and Literary Review Society captured him, poured gasoline and kerosene all over him, threw him in a pit and then threw a lit match down into the pit.

The scumbag burst into flames.

“Fire is the essence of everything,” claimed the philosopher Heraclitus.

An anti-Mephistopheles gnome of Zurich put on an old LP record of Burl Ives singing Have A Holly Jolly Christmas while the scumbag bodyguard was in more pain than a cat on a hot tin roof.

Sang Ives, “Have a holly jolly Christmas, it’s the best time of the year…”

The scumbag bodyguard obviously disagreed as he started screaming his head off.

Sang Ives, “Now I don’t know if there’ll be snow but have a cup of cheer…”

Another gnome threw a cup of diesel down on the scumbag bodyguard.

The rather crispy looking and burnt scumbag bodyguard eventually turned not into snow but ash.

And the pig-faced tyrant Justin Trudeau was at home trying to look like a black boar but ended up looking like a black sow.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday December 19th

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Pan Goatee’s Shopping Season Beheadings

December 12, 2021 at 9:45 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Vampire novel) ()

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was riding a transit bus when a fat ugly blimp and her moronic low IQ boyfriend with a kid in tow in a baby carriage boarded it.

“What the Hell?” Pan Goatee said, “Dr. Anthony Fauci’s abominations to the human genome are still replicating themselves?”.

He threw his astral laser machete like a boomerang and beheaded fat ugly blimp, moronic low IQ boyfriend and ugly moronic progeny.

Later as he was crossing a street, a thin ugly looking stoat walked by so he beheaded her.

Later at a parking lot in front of a Dollarama store, some fool was driving around trying to run over people.

So Goatee threw his astral laser machete and beheaded him.

“This is what happens when you allow these bleeding heart left-lib types to ban guns,” Goatee noted, “Not only can you not then overthrow tyrannical governments as the Australian people are now discovering but if you ban guns, some people just use their motor vehicles to kill people.”

Goatee then went and sat at another bus stop.

A kid who was the spitting image of an 11-year-old Harry Potter set a firecracker off in front of a grocery store.

“That can’t be the real Harry Potter,” Goatee deduced in Sherlock Holmesian fashion, “Harry Potter wouldn’t do something so reckless and irresponsible. That is a Voldemort impersonation.”

Goatee threw his astal laser machete and beheaded the obnoxious irresponsible Harry Potter wannabe.

Dr. Anthony Fauci who was watching all this unfold via his Hermes Trismegistus autographed (on the bottom) crystal ball shouted, “This Pan Goatee is wrecking my plans for the City of Calgary.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 12th

Pan Goatee: “Dr. Anthony Fauci is the grinch who wants to steal Christmas this year.”

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Just Another Day In Paradise (I’m Being Sarcastic)

November 26, 2021 at 10:03 pm (Aesthetics, Culture, Life, Personal essays, Vampire novel) (, , )

One of my favourite songs from the 1980s was Phil Collins’ Just Another Day In Paradise.

Anyhow in this paradise of 2020-2021 (where a virus is worshipped as a god determining our lives, our jobs, where we go, who we associate with and what we do), I started off the day being banned from Facebook for a remark I made comparing today’s Austria to that of Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Anschluss Austria.

I didn’t know Facebook CEO Snark Suckaturd (as my friend Daniel calls him) was on such good terms with Austria’s current Fascist pig chancellor Alexander Schallenberg but I guess these two must be playing a game of Roll Me Over In The Clover while engaging in Buttocks Cuddles on the Emerald Isle of Ireland.

Then after being banned from Facebook, I was then formally evicted from the homeless shelter I’m in by the end of this month.

So it’s two days before my birthday and less than a month before Christmas and I know not where I’ll be spending December.

On the plus side, I offended some Nazi asshole.

Someone had reblogged my post from yesterday Towards Christmas on their site.

Some whining, snivelling, diaper wetting and pablum puking Nazi crybaby took issue with my lines

“People have always tried to prevent Christmas
From Judea’s King Herod
To Hitler who called it Julfest the Winter Solstice”

The Nazi crybaby snivelled in his comment on the re-blog,

“This is both condescending and unfair.”

It’s best to hear that comment in one’s mind as being spoken in the lisping limpwristed pansy like voice of writer Truman Capote.

For it probably was.

The guy is probably about as fruity as Ernst Rohm and his Brownshirts were.

It may be condescending and unfair but it’s also historically accurate.

Hitler did change the name of the December holiday from Christmas to Winter Solstice Festival during the early 1940s.

So get over it you Nazi asshole.

He then whines and snivels about “Idiot deracinated Americans”.

I don’t know who he’s talking about but I’m a Canadian proud of my Irish, Scots and English heritage.

He talks about “husks of people” possibly referring to his own unique eunuch status in life.

I never knew that today’s Nazis were as big whining snivelling crybabies as today’s Cultural Marxist ‘woke’ brainless zombie youth but apparently they are.

Both need to be taken behind the woodshed to be paddled into real manhood.

. . .

Today’s vampire novel chapter:

Pan Goatee went for a walk down to the park.

Yesterday during his walk he had encountered a fat ugly blimp.

No doubt the blimp had been given permission by her genetic creator Dr. Anthony Fauci to wander around ruining people’s days.

Goatee had beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Then on his way back to where he was currently staying, he saw another pair of uglos so beheaded them as well.

Hoping not to run into uglos today did not happen.

A hideous repulsively ugly uglo was trying to walk on the ice on the river.

Goatee beheaded the ugly looking gargoyle remarking, “If you’re going to walk around on the ice as repulsively ugly looking as you are, do the world a favour and fall in.”

He then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

On the way back to where he was staying, he ran into another ugly woman so beheaded her as well and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“When is Fauci going to be tried with crimes against humanity?” Goatee wondered as he wiped the blood off his astral laser machete.

-A personal essay
vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 26th

Wishing all uglos, Nazis, Fascists, Communists and ‘woke’ brainless zombies
A very Pan Goatee Christmas

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As Global Supply Chains Fail, World Has Surplus of Demonically Possessed Leaders

November 15, 2021 at 9:50 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Fox Mulder: Do you know how many genetic serum so-called “vaccine” booster shots it will take to produce living dead zombies, Scully?

Dana Scully: Is that the start of a bad joke, Mulder?

-From a never shown episode of The X-Files entitled Dr. Fauci’s Sandflea Eaten Beagle Meets The Cigarette Smoking Man

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was watching British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Monday night podcast.

The podcast began with an animated cartoon of a group of koala bears having a picnic around the severed head of Australia’s Neo-Stalinist tyrannical Victoria State Premier Daniel Andrews with a severely agonized look on his face sitting atop a spike.

The koala bears had obviously not listened to moronic Antipope Francis’ idiotic pronouncements against capital punishment.

The song The Teddy Bears’ Picnic played in the background.

Renfield started out his podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Austria’s new Neo-Nazi Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg who had just started an official New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Adolf Hitler’s birthplace nation of Austria.

He ended the podcast by publicly calling for the assassination of Dr. Chris Perry who was President of the Queensland Branch of the Australian Medical Association who was cheering for the New World Order Antichrist persecution of the unvaccinated in Australia’s Queensland state.

When the podcast ended, Pan Goatee remarked, “Renfield seems to be the only public figure of Churchillian calibre in today’s world. Everyone else, even those opposed to the New World Order seem to think you can dialogue with these Coviet Union scumbags and end this dystopia in a peaceful and democratic manner. The only thing these demonically possessed leaders can understand is being put to the sword (or in modern terms a bullet at the back of the head) which is what the Blessed King David of Israel or Moses’ General Joshua would be doing if they were alive in today’s world.”

Pan Goatee went out to buy himself bottles of Diet Coke.

As he wandered in the fog filled streets, his eyes were aesthetically assaulted by a Dr. Anthony Fauci created genetic uglo of the thin ugly stoat variety.

“Uglo, even the fog can’t hide the ugliness of your face,” Goatee stated as he beheaded the uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The demon-goat Krampus appeared riding the ghost ship Flying Dutchman through the fog filled streets of Calgary.

He picked up the remains of the thin ugly stoat uglo and carried them down to Tartarus.

Goatee bought his Diet Coke and as he left the store, his eyes were once again aesthetically assaulted by another thin ugly stoat.

Again Goatee beheaded this uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Once more Krampus arrived in The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary to pick up the uglo’s remains and carry them down to Tartarus.

Meanwhile an albatross carrying a medallion of an Ancient Mariner around his neck struck the dome of Saint Peter’s Basilica and was killed instantly.

Inside the Vatican a Voodoo practitioner was giving Jorge Mario Bergoglio lessons in how to raise demon possessed zombies from the dead.

And over in the U.S., Dr. Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates were wondering how many booster shots it would take before people turned into living dead zombies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 15th

Krampus the demon goat sailed the ghost ship The Flying Dutchman through the fog-filled streets of Calgary.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Hideous and Repulsive SS-Gestapo Uglos

November 3, 2021 at 8:10 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was investigating claims that the Health Services of the Neo-Fascist and Quasi-Nazi Provincial Government of Alberta was using a homeless shelter to conduct Covid research experiments on homeless people.

The same way that a villainous doctor in a Hugh Grant movie of the 1990s conducted experiments on homeless people to find a cure for a certain disease.

As Goatee wandered around the building’s floors wondering where most of the residents had gone, he decided to go back downstairs.

As he stepped on to the main floor, his eyes were visually and aesthetically assaulted by the thoroughly obnoxious and disgusting spectacle of a fat ugly blimp waddling around the main floor.

The fat ugly blimp along with a hideous and repulsively ugly looking stoat were part of a tour of airheaded females around the shelter.

“This is a place for homeless men not ugly looking females!” Pan Goatee shouted in Mel Gibson William Wallace heroic freedom fighter fashion as he pulled his astral laser machete out of the holster on his belt, “Homeless men have enough problems already without having to look at ugly looking females as well.”

Goatee immediately beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x an infinite number of pieces.

“I just got sextupetly vaccinated by the Calgary Health Region Authority within a 30 minute time period,” shouted a homeless resident who had volunteered to do janitorial duty on the main floor, “I don’t have the energy to clean up this bloody ugly mess.”

He keeled over from a major cardiac arrest and died.

Goatee then beheaded the repulsively and hideously ugly thin ugly stoat and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“As for the rest of you,” Goatee then turned to the rest of the Airheads On Tour group, “There’s no reason to suspect that you won’t eventually succumb to the Uglo Virus and ruin the day for homeless men everywhere.”

Goatee beheaded the airheads and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

Pan Goatee takes on the Dr. Anthony Fauci SS-Gestapo in the Canadian province of Alberta.

-A vampire novel chapter
November 3rd 2021.

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Satyrs and Ravens and Fools and Pookas and Who Will Rule The World?

October 26, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting at a light to cross the street to go to a McDonald’s.

When the light changed, a fat ugly blimp began crossing the street from the opposite direction.

From a car could be heard a man’s voice that sounded like a cross between an Irish lilt and an Eastern European rabbi’s accent.

The voice called for the Void to send Pan Goatee.

Goatee had already struck beheading the fat ugly blimp and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to pick up the pieces.

A Taoist scholar stood at an another street corner explaining the relationship between God and Heaven and the void.

Two Soros-Gates-Fauci operatives sat in a seedy vehicle in front of a seedy used car lot.

“Maybe we should kill this satyr for killing so many of Dr. Fauci’s prized ugly looking creations,” one operative said to the other.

The Norse god Odin’s two ravens Huginn and Muninn flew through the open window of the car and pecked out the four eyes of the two operatives.

. . .

In Washington DC this evening the idiotic New Age Earth Mother Goddess Gaia worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew (who was often given the raspberry he so richly deserved by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow) had met with senile old fool Joe Biden at the White House.

Bartholomew in meeting the brainless mainstream media press afterwards had described Biden as a “man of vision and faith”.

As soon as the words “man of vision and faith” were spoken, a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger (who was invisible to all except those people who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers) threw a pumpkin pie in Patriarch Bartholomew’s face.

The pumpkin pie had on it the words written in whipped cream HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE AN IDIOT?

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Buckingham Palace in ruins.

Standing outside the gates of the ruined palace were Her Majesty the Queen (who was weeping) and the ghost of American singer Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash sang on his guitar this song,

“Soon you’ll have to decide who you want to be your King?
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Jesus will take you to Heaven,
Lucifer will take you to Hell.
World governments, Dr. Fauci and the Pope
want you to worship Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds.
But it’s for you to decide who to worship.
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Just remember that old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
That old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
And Jesus never got along with Death
Remember the empty tomb
and don’t fall for immortal doom.

Transhumanist promises resemble that old Serpent’s promises
On that long ago tree in Eden,
“You shall not surely die”
“You shall be as gods”.
All lies. All lies.
As my old friends Art and Paul once wrote,
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 26th

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Bloodthirsty Mad Scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci and Satanic Antipope Bergoglio

October 25, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone to downtown Calgary today.

He hadn’t been there since March 2020 when the plandemic struck.

He needed to get a bank statement from the branch where he had opened his account 5 years ago.

The streets of downtown Calgary were totally deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman strolling about.

An acquaintance of his the great Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg might think this was only his writer’s imagination.

But it was perfectly true.

The streets were deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman (subjects of Soros-Gates-Fauci genetic experiments involving genetic hybridization of male humans with sasquatch sperm injected female walruses creating a new creature the Female Noeticus Repulsivius Uglius).

It was the worst of all possible dystopian nightmares.

Already the philosopher Leibniz was hitting his head on an anvil down in the Underworld of Hades for making such a colossally stupid original statement.

Truly a horror sci-film.

An empty downtown city landscape where only repulsively ugly looking women lurked and who were dispatched to Tartarus by a heroic satyr from the pages of Greek mythology via the methods of beheading and bodily dismemberment (× 999 trillion).

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon Krampus arrived to pick up the pieces and take them down to Tartarus.

If George Finneganburg had been in the dystopian streets of Calgary this day he’d have got down on his knees and thanked the Void for sending Pan Goatee.

. . .

Further evidence had come to light about the bloodthirsty mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci who was so beloved and was the darling of the brainless mainstream media.

Fauci through the NIH had funded a recent experiment in Tunisia in which lab technicians placed sedated beagles’ heads in mesh cages and allowed starved sand flies to feast on them alive.

During the experiments, researchers had severed the vocal cords of the beagles to silence their cries of pain.

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indeed little more than a cross between Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

. . .

At the Vatican today Cubans who wished for an end to Cuba’s Communist dictatorship had come to the Vatican to ask Pope Francis for his help and intercession.

Instead Francis locked the liberty loving Cubans out of Mass at Saint Peter’s Basilica.

Then when they showed up in Saint Peter’s Square draped in the flag of a free Cuba, Jose Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) ordered Vatican police to arrest them.

The ghost of Fidel Castro dropped by to congratulate satanic antipope Bergoglio for his efforts.

“You’re quite welcome, Comrade Fidel,” His Unholiness answered with a glint in his eye.

Francis had also on this day (the Feast Day of Saints Crispin and Crispinian when England’s King Henry V won the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 and when Charles Martel had won the Battle of Tours in 732) announced the appointment of population control fanatic and World Economic Forum economist Jeffrey Sachs to the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences.

The well roasted looking ghost of Thomas Malthus appeared to Francis to congratulate him on the Sachs appointment.

This was followed by the well roasted looking ghost of Rodrigo Borgia Pope Alexander VI who mentioned to Francis that while he Alexander VI had been an extremely bad and wicked Pope, at least he did validly and legitimately occupy the papal office.

Borgia Pope Alexander VI told Bergoglio that he Francis was a satanic antipope who had usurped his way to the throne of Peter.

Borgia’s statement pissed off Bergoglio no end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 25th

The 1950s decade of Ava Gardner: The good old days when dogs weren’t subject to the torturous Frankenscience medical experiments of the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci and his NIH

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Morons While Stalin’s Saints Keep Marching On

October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was about to get off a bus.

A fellow with a stupid looking expression on his face beat him to the back door exit (the fellow was so stupid looking that Pan guessed he was probably a supporter of vaccine mandates).

Anyways when the green light went on, the fellow was too stupid to wave his hand in front of the spot that said WAVE HERE to open the door.

Goatee was finally forced to wave his hand in front of the spot while the idiot in front of him stood totally clueless.

As the idiot got off the bus and stood there looking stupid, an ugly looking woman (of the thin ugly looking stoat variety according to the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) ran in front of Goatee to get on the bus Goatee just got off.

Goatee immediately beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He did the same to her moronic looking boyfriend who ran alongside her.

He beheaded the jerk with incredibly bad taste in women and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Goatee then went after the stupid looking idiot who did not know how to get off a bus.

“If you had known how to get off a bus, bozo, or at least stepped aside until I got off in front of you, I wouldn’t have had the misfortune of having that ugly looking creature run in front of me,” Goatee pointed out, “If you’re too stupid to know how to ride a bus, then don’t ride a bus, asshole.”

Goatee then beheaded the idiot and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

The idiot would not be riding a bus ever again.

Goatee then rushed to get on the next bus.

A fat ugly blimp (on the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) decided to walk past Goatee to go up to flirt with the bus driver.

The bus driver must not have been from Calgary originally because he turned down the fatso uglo’s flirtations.

The fat ugly blimp on her way to the back of the bus (where she should have stayed) found herself being beheaded by Pan Goatee and cut up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat arrived on the bus to carry the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.

“This is bringing back memories of why I’ve stopped riding the bloody Calgary Transit System,” Goatee commented, “Too many uglos and morons riding it.”

As Celine Dion used to sing, “It’s all coming back to me now…”

. . .

Celine Dion would not be singing the song My Heart Will Go On in the case of a 17-year-old Ontario hockey player Sean Hartman who died of a heart attack two weeks after receiving the vaccine jab against Covid.

Sean Hartman who had been playing hockey in Beeton, Ontario since he was 5 years old absolutely loved playing hockey.

But he wouldn’t be allowed to play hockey this season unless he got vaccinated.

So he got vaccinated and two weeks later he was dead.

At the same time, Public Health Ontario dryly released a report covering vaccination data from December 2020 to August 7th 2021 and dryly concluded “the highest reporting rate of myocarditis/pericarditis was observed in males age 18-24 years following second dose.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield overseeing the execution of New South Wales Chief Health Officer Dr. Kerry Chant by firing squad.

Dr. Kerry Chant was the ugly looking airhead who said, “A Covid-forever New World Order is the New Normal.”

Dr. Kerry Chant was wearing a hood over her head to prevent the firing squad from barfing all over the place which would have occurred if they saw her repulsively ugly and stupid looking face.

New South Wales would not have suffered any problems in the first place if Pan Goatee had been a citizen of that state.

Michelangelo applauded vigourously with his lobster claws as Dr. Kerry Chant was blown away to kingdom come by Renfield’s firing squad.

Meanwhile as a result of the massive vaccination campaign going on in the Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinst Nazi Police State of Victoria in Australia, that state just got a new record of 2,297 new cases in a single day and 62.65% of those cases were among the double dosed.

Michelangelo sees people lining up to take the vaccine shot and as they do so, the Haitian Vodou spirit of Baron Samedi sings his own paraphrased version of an old New Orleans spiritual hymn,

“When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
you better be, be, be in that number
When Stalin’s saints come marching in…”

Those lining up either keel over and die after getting the shot or turn into living dead zombies with their flesh falling off and wander the streets in search of brains.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 16th

Baron Samedi partying it up with a female disciple and singing, “When Stalin’s saints keep marching in…”

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