The U.S. Embassy Opens In Jerusalem On Israel’s 70th Anniversary As A Nation
The Egyptian vampiress Isis arriving at the opening of the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem:
The U. S. Embassy Opens In Jerusalem On Israel’s 70th Anniversary As A Modern Nation
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu got a huge erection when he saw her.
The Egyptian vampiress Isis arriving at the opening of the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem.
Coincidentally at the same time as he called U.S. President Donald Trump the “reincarnation of the Persian king Cyrus.”
In Rome, Pope Francis (who didn’t have an erection as he watched the ceremony on television) retrieved the Handbook of Catholic Christian Dogma from his garbage can (where he had placed it since his election to the Papacy) as he couldn’t remember whether the Catholic Church believed in reincarnation or not.
If it did, it could be a dogma he could deny at some future date.
U. S. President Donald Trump (when he began his address via television) likewise got an erection when he saw Isis arrive at the U.S. Embassy Jerusalem opening on his television monitor.
“At this very moment, you have absolutely no idea how much I want to be there in person…” Trump began.
Rudy Giuliani was meanwhile thinking of a prophecy about storms in the (cheque) Book of Daniels.
Several Hamas operatives smashed their motor vehicles into one another (killing each other in the process) upon seeing Isis (the nice knockers in a see-through dress vampiress not the terrorist group) arrive at the Embassy opening.
The famous London art gallery owner Dashwood Forrest who was a personal friend of Ivanka Trump was also there along with his living dead manservant Mulligan the Irish zombie.
Even though Dashwood Forrest was gay, he too was overcome with an erection upon seeing the sensuously beautiful young looking vampiress Isis.
I hope my boyfriend isn’t watching this at home, Forrest thought to himself as the BBC World News camera panned in on him.
Katy Perry’s lyrics “I kissed a girl and I liked it…” kept running through his mind.
“I hereby declare the U. S. Embassy in Jerusalem officially open on this 14th day of May in the Year of Our Lord 2018- the 70th Anniversary of the birth of the modern State of Israel 🇮🇱,” Ivanka Trump pronounced as she unveiled the plaque next to the Embassy front door.
Both Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Pope Francis winced when she used the term Year of Our Lord.
Ivanka Trump went over and hugged Dashwood Forrest after the plaque unveiling as soon as she saw him.
“Well,” Ivanka laughed a little taken aback after hugging the Oscar Wilde admiring London art gallery owner, “is that a paintbrush 🖌 in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”.
She brushed off her white skirt.
“You’ve always had that effect on me, my dear,” Dashwood Forrest laughed.
“Suicide bomber,” Mulligan the Irish zombie shouted as soon as he saw him.
Mulligan landed on top of the Lebanese Hezbollah operative (who was wearing such dark sunglasses that he never noticed the extreme sunblock wearing vampiress Isis) just as he detonated the explosives.
As a result of Mulligan’s drunken heroic actions, the only ones injured in the explosion 💥 was the suicide bomber himself as well as Dashwood Forrest’s living dead Irish manservant who went totally to pieces as a result of the rescue.
Both Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and Iran’s Supreme Leader the Ayatollah Ali Khameini cried in their beer 🍺 when they saw the death of the Hezbollah operative.
“I don’t think I’m quite dead yet,” the moving lips on the head of Mulligan the Irish zombie impersonated an Englishman believed to have succumbed to the bubonic plague in the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
“Well,” Dashwood Forrest picked up one of Mulligan’s middle fingers, “this looks like a job for Dr. Cadbury Rocher.”
Meanwhile in London, Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher put on his Superman costume as he headed out to a Costume Ball in London on a lovely May evening.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 14th
2018.
Lilith, The Raven and The Keys of Peter
Lilith, The Raven and The Keys of Peter
The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was in a chapel in a Cardinal’s quarters in the Vatican.
One of the Cardinals who was secretly a pagan.
So there were no Crosses or Crucifixes present in the chapel.
The sole faces on the altar looked like the faces of screaming deities undergoing the most horrendous forms of torture.
Blood red roses 🌹 and greenish vines curling like slithering snakes 🐍 crawled up the altar pillars leading to the ceiling.
The painting above the altar was a picture of a medieval castle that looked like it had once belonged to Count Dracula.
The candles and dark looking candle holders looked like they may have once graced the set of a 1930s Bela Lugosi horror film.
In Lilith’s sensuously exquisite gloved right hand she held a raven that held in its beak a chain with a golden key while her sensuously exquisite gloved left hand pressed against her breasts a pearl necklace to which was attached the Renaissance era Cross that belonged to the Borgia pope Alexander VI.
She addressed an entity who had stuck its head out of a hole in the floor of the chapel.
“Mercutio,” she said referring to the raven she held on her right hand, “has in his mouth the central key belonging to Peter and his successors. Lucifer willing, Mercutio will soon get ahold of the other keys of Peter and the Vatican will be totally ours.”
The entity nodded approvingly before disappearing below the chapel floor.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday May 13th
2018.
Renfield vs. The Iranian Revolutionary Guard: The Advent of Hagane-kyu
Renfield Vs. The Iranian Revolutionary Guard- The Advent of Hagane-kyu
It was a day like no other.
May 8th 2018.
73 years since V-E Day – the end of the Second World War in Europe.
Donald Trump announced that the U.S. was pulling out of the nuclear deal with Iran.
Israel had hit a Syrian Army base outside Damascus killing at least 9 Iranian Revolutionary Guards.
It had also put its Armed Forces on alert in the Golan Heights expecting an Iranian military attack.
Donald Trump asked DARPA’s Dr. Faustus Imhotep to send Pan Goatee to Rome to slaughter a group of Iranian Revolutionary Guards who were planning to liberate the Vatican from the control of Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal and The Vampiric Knights-Templar (who unknown to the world had been holding it hostage since October 13th of last year).
Ahriman the god of evil of the old Persian Zoroastrian religion had sent jinn under his control to astrally block Pan Goatee from doing that.
With Goatee blocked, DARPA was up shit creek.
In Havana, Cuba, the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was meeting and drinking champagne with the Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike saying that anti-Semite promoters of Jewish conspiracy theories on the Net would quite rightly blame Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu for Trump pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal.
The emerging Middle East War would forever blacken Israel’s reputation in the rest of the world, Lilith told Pike.
Trump ordered DARPA to look elsewhere when Pan Goatee was tied up in chains and ropes by a BDSM inclined Persian female jinn.
“Find someone else who will kill those Revolutionary Guards in Rome,” Trump ordered Dr. Faustus Imhotep.
When it was discovered that British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who had just been given the name Hagane-kyu (which meant “Balls of Steel” in Japanese) by a group of Japanese Ninja assassins) was in Rome, he was immediately hired by CIA operatives in Rome to kill the Revolutionary Guards.
The Guards were in hiding at the Al Capone Trident Imports and Gifts For Bugs Moran Warehouse in Rome.
Renfield went to the garage dressed as a 1920s Chicago Police Department policeman.
He carried with him the machine gun that had been given him as a gift by Oliver North the newly appointed President of the National Rifle Association.
The same machine gun of which an astral replica was made by Dr. Cadbury Rocher and carried by a Renfield holographic image who crashed the Vladimir Putin Presidential Inauguration in Moscow yesterday.
Renfield entered the warehouse and blew the Iranian Revolutionary guardsmen away to kingdom come while singing the Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel as he did so.
Renfield then dropped Valentine’s Day teddy bears all over the bodies of the guardsmen.
He left singing another Elvis song, “Treat me nice, treat me good, treat me like you really should because I’m not made of wood and I don’t have a wooden heart..”
At that point, the Syro-Phoenician vampiress Astarte entered the warehouse and revelled in all the blood on the walls and on the floor:
“It’s a real blood bath 🦇 🛀,” she laughed and used her serpentine tongue to lick up all the blood.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 8th
2018.
Renfield Crashes Vladimir Putin’s Inauguration
Renfield Crashes Vladimir Putin’s Inauguration
Today Monday May 7th 2018.
Vladimir Putin is inaugurated President of Russia for the 4th time.
The ceremony is held in an ornate Kremlin hall in front of 5000 guests.
It was the same hall used for the coronations of Czars Alexander II, Alexander III and Nicholas II.
Putin walked alone through several hallways and several rooms to the swearing-in ceremony.
He was hailed by the guests as the omnipotent Saint George ready to slay the Western dragon 🐉.
After being sworn in, Putin then gave the Inaugural Address to those assembled.
It was at that moment that British MP Renfield R. Renfield appeared carrying a machine gun.
Observers from the FSB (Russia’s state security intelligence service) recognized the weapon as one that had been given to Mr. Renfield by Oliver North the newly appointed President of the NRA (National Rifle Association).
Mr. North had bought the weapon from a Walmart store when he went in dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte but wearing an Adolf Hitler moustache under his nose.
Ollie (as Ronald Reagan used to call him) was not asked to produce any ID when he purchased the weapon while singing the song, “I want to mow down and kill hundreds of people today.”
FSB agents immediately started firing their guns at Renfield but he kept on going.
Even stranger no blood flowed from the MP.
The agents looked at one another terrified.
Mr. Renfield pulled a giant Bavarian sausage out of his vest jacket (he was wearing a sharp looking Armani suit) and hit former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder (a staunch Putin supporter and current head of a branch of Russian gas giant Gazprom) over the head with it.
The sausage seemed to go right through Mr. Schröder causing him a great amount of pain.
“Bumsun it all to Hell!” Herr Schröder shouted in a mixture of German and English.
Renfield then pointed his gun at Putin and fired the trigger.
The Russian leader ducked.
The mysterious bullets left laser marks on the podium.
Finally FSB agents tackled Renfield and he vanished into thin air.
“It’s a bloody hologram,” Putin shouted as he got up off the floor, “who the Hell is manipulating that?”.
Putin was right.
It was a hologram invented by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher in a technological race with French government scientists to invent the perfect holographic image.
Dr. Rocher won the contest because he developed a holographic image of Renfield R. Renfield whereas French government scientists only invented a holographic image of French President Emmanuel Macron.
DARPA scientists in the U.S. decided not to take part in the race to develop the perfect holographic image as the Oval Office Executive Order directive from above directed them to make a holographic image of Donald Trump dressed only in leopard skin briefs and even the killer robot designing mad scientists at DARPA had yet to descend into that level of evil and madness.
Again Putin’s voice echoed through the Kremlin hall, “It’s a bloody hologram and I want to know who is manipulating it?”.
In his lobster tank at London’s Set Enterprises laboratory, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was using one claw to operate the joystick of the Cadbury Rocher designed waterproof PlayStation that controlled the Renfield holographic image in Moscow and with his other claw he was using it to play the harmonica in a beautiful musical rendition of Henry Mancini’s Moon River.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 7th
2018.
The Vampiress Priestess of Baal and Pope Francis On Karl Marx’s 200th Birthday
The Vampiress Priestess of Baal and Pope Francis On Karl Marx’s 200th Birthday
Pope Francis felt very regretful over the fact that he hadn’t been allowed to canonize Karl Marx today May 5th 2018 (Marx’s 200th birthday) as a birthday present to the philosopher who gave birth to atheistic Marxism.
He had felt so badly about it that he had wired some money to London gypsy fortune 🔮 teller and psychic Dulcinea Lucia asking her to place some flowers 💐 on Marx’s grave accompanied by a written note of papal apology for not being able to canonize him and admit him to the Catholic Communion of Saints.
The Modernist Jesuit Father Jorge Mario Bergoglio (stage name: Pope Francis) then thought about a statement he had made yesterday (Friday May 4th 2018) to a papal audience at which nuns, monks and priests were present.
The pontiff had told those who were consecrated to the religious life that “The Holy Spirit is a disaster because He never tires of being creative.”
Reflecting on this remark, the heretically inclined pontiff then hopped and skipped through the halls of the Vatican totally oblivious to a statement Christ had made 2000 years ago on this subject.
Christ had said that anyone who blasphemes the Son of Man, it could be forgiven him.
However he who commits blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, it would not be forgiven him.
This would no doubt just be the latest in an ongoing series of statements that Francis has been making since he was elected Pope in 2013.
Statements that had caused many Protestants and even many Catholics to seriously wonder if Pope Francis wasn’t the False Prophet prophesied in the Book of Revelation (called The Apocalypse in Catholic Bibles) Chapter 13 verse 11.
Of course both the world and the media loved Pope Francis (but hadn’t Christ warned, “Woe unto you, when all men speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.” – Luke 6:26 KJV).
Then Francis remembered the phone conversation he had last night with the Egyptian Vampiress Isis and French President Emmanuel Macron.
The pair had called from Paris although the Macron who was present with Isis was in fact a holographic image (created by France’s top scientists) as the real President Macron was busy visiting the South Pacific French island of New Caledonia after a trip to Australia 🇦🇺 in which he had called the Australian Prime Minister’s wife Lucinda Turnbull delicious (causing British MP Renfield R. Renfield to quip that Macron was probably tired of eating the same old cougar pussy night after night and wanted to vary it up a little).
And speaking of Renfield R. Renfield, he was currently trying to breach the wall of the Vatican gardens on a mission for his former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Set had heard that the head of Hecate (the Greek goddess of witchcraft) was currently located somewhere in the Vatican and he thought it might be advantageous to have his chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher clone Hecate.
A genetic clone of Hecate might serve as a powerful ally for Set in his ongoing millennia long war against his brother and brother-in-law Osiris.
Renfield found himself down off the Vatican wall and on to the ground a little quicker than he would have liked.
“That’s gotta hurt as George Costanza from Seinfeld would say,” Renfield quipped as his testicles took a licking and kept on ticking.
Renfield looked around and was surprised to see that the Vatican gardens still looked like autumn rather than spring whose season it now was.
He was even more surprised by the vision of the beautiful woman who now approached him:
“Who are you?” Renfield asked somewhat taken aback by the heavenly apparition.
“I am Allatallahbel,” she gave him a warm enticing smile, “the Vampiress Priestess of Baal.”
“You’re one vampiress I’ve never heard of,” Renfield had to admit as his phallus came to life despite the soreness of his testicles.
“I’m not surprised,” she smiled seductively.
“So,” Renfield looked around, “do you know why the Vatican gardens still look like autumn when spring is in the air elsewhere in Rome?”.
“The Vatican gardens will soon be subject to the coming of an eternal winter,” the sensual Vampiress Priestess of Baal laughed a sinister film noir femme fatale laugh.
Renfield despite the passion and heat he was feeling at the moment was simultaneously starting to feel cold chills.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 5th
2018.
The Vampiress Isis, Pope Francis and Emmanuel Macron
The Egyptian Vampiress Isis, Pope Francis and Emmanuel Macron
The Egyptian vampiress Isis walked down the garden steps of the royal palace at Versailles:
She had first seen Versailles back in 1799 when she came to France from Egypt with Napoleon Bonaparte.
Both Napoleon I and later Napoleon III the vampiress Isis had acted as a strong supporter of and an influential advisor to.
Now after having visited the royal palace at Versailles, she would be driven by limousine to Napoleon’s tomb in Paris where she would stop and say a prayer to her grandfather the Egyptian sun god Ra.
Then she would head to the French Presidential Palace there to meet with Emmanuel Macron the President of France 🇫🇷.
While visiting President Macron, they would hold a teleconferencing call with Pope Francis in Rome.
. . .
Pope Francis had been seeing a lot of demons around the Vatican the past month.
He finally got so sick of seeing them, he finally broke down and asked one directly, “Why are you wretched demons hanging around the Vatican these days?”.
“Where else can we go?” The demon shrugged, “You yourself have said that there is no Hell.”
Francis went away harrumphing like Major Hoople in that old newspaper cartoon and comic strip Our Boarding House.
He looked at the date on the calendar – May 4th 2018.
He was supposed to do something today but he couldn’t remember what it was.
He knew what he was planning to do tomorrow- May 5th 2018.
He had thought of canonizing Karl Marx as a birthday present for the latter’s 200th birthday tomorrow and declaring him a member of the Catholic Communion of Saints but he had been strongly advised against it by most of his cardinal advisers.
What was it he was supposed to do today?
He grabbed a pitchfork and stuck it up the rear end of some tiny elf sized little demon who got in his way.
Then he remembered.
He was supposed to be having a teleconferencing call with French President Emmanuel Macron and the Egyptian vampiress Isis who would be calling him from Paris.
Pope Francis went to his room and waited by the speaker phone on his desk.
The phone rang.
Francis picked it up.
Sure enough it was President Macron and the Egyptian vampiress Isis.
After an exchange of pleasantries, they got down to business.
“Holy Father,” Isis asked, “what do you think of the idea of using a recently discovered ancient manuscript on magic written by King Solomon to invoke ancient jinn to rebuild the original Temple of Solomon on Mount Moriah?”.
Pope Francis spat out a mouthful from his glass of Mogen David wine.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 4th
2018.
Benjamin Netanyahu Meets The Vampiress Lilith
Benjamin Netanyahu Meets The Vampiress Lilith
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was walking through a garden on the Mount of Olives with his Defense Minister Avigdor Lieberman.
A few days earlier the Israeli Knesset had voted to give the Prime Minister of Israel the power to unilaterally declare war in an emergency situation.
Prior to this legislation, the Prime Minister could only do so with the approval of his cabinet.
Now he only need do it through consulting one other person.
The Minister of Defense.
That is why Netanyahu was walking through the Garden of Gethsemane with his Minister of Defense Avigdor Lieberman.
“So, do you agree that we should destroy Iran before Iran destroys us?” Netanyahu asked Lieberman.
“I agree,” said a beautiful red headed woman wearing an open top grayish green evening dress standing right in front of them:
Both men stopped in their tracks when confronted by the heavenly vision.
There was a moment of silence.
Broken by an owl hooting in a nearby tree.
“You want us to go to war?” Netanyahu asked the beautiful woman.
“I do,” she smiled a sensuous smile, “I want to bathe in the blood of all those slain.”
She then whirled around in her evening dress and vanished.
The owl hooted again.
Suddenly a huge thunderstorm and great blowing whirlwind surrounded Mount Moriah (also known as the Temple Mount).
“Who was that woman?” Lieberman asked.
“Lilith,” Netanyahu spoke a name he had first heard in his classes studying the Babylonian Talmud.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 3rd
2018.
Caiaphas and The Red-Headed Female Stranger
Caiaphas and The Red-Headed Female Stranger
Some weeks after this year’s Passover and some weeks after Yeshua Ha-masciach (in Greek Jesus Christus) was put to death, Caiaphas the Jewish High Priest was walking in the garden of his large estate in Jerusalem.
It was nighttime and the moon was shining.
An owl 🦉 landed on the branch of an olive tree and hooted.
Caiaphas turned to look at the owl.
The owl peered at him.
Caiaphas gazed at the owl for a few minutes and then turned back to look at the moon.
The High Priest thought he could hear the flapping of wings.
This was then followed by what sounded like the rustling of the hem of a skirt of a woman’s dress.
The High Priest turned quickly around.
Standing there was the most beautiful woman that Caiaphas had ever seen in his life.
She was wearing a beautiful Phoenician purple evening dress and had magnificent long flowing red hair.
“Hello, Caiaphas,” the woman smiled a most seductive smile at the High Priest.
“Who are you?” The High Priest demanded to know.
“Names are not important,” she continued to approach him unafraid, “I’m here to reward you.”
“Reward me for what?” Caiaphas looked curious.
“If you do not know, it doesn’t matter,” she let her dress slip down off her delicately shaped shoulders exposing the most succulent and magnificent breasts that Caiaphas had ever seen in his life.
She raised her arms beckoning for him to embrace her.
Caiaphas felt his long dead manhood returning to him and ran to embrace her.
The woman pushed Caiaphas down and then mounted his resurrected manhood to her satisfaction.
After they both came, she bit him on his neck leaving a hickey.
The High Priest immediately fell asleep.
Nine months after this night, the woman would give birth to a baby girl who would also have red hair like her mother.
. . .
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad was walking through the garden of his large Presidential palace in Damascus when he saw this vision approach him:
It was the vampiress Golgotha- daughter of the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 2nd
2018.
Dracul and Morgana, Renfield and Demi Lovato
Dracul and Morgana, Renfield and Demi Lovato
The Welsh vampiress Morgana (British Member of Parliament for the constituency of Newbridge in Wales) was walking through Sherwood Forest in Nottinghamshire.
The reason being that she heard the Celtic horned stag god Cernunnos used Sherwood Forest for target 🎯 practice for his archery 🏹 skills firing his arrow and crossbow at deer 🦌 hunters and various animal poachers.
She had always wanted to meet this famous Celtic god.
Thanks to a special sunblock invented for her by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, she was now able to walk around in the daylight without being quite literally fried to a crisp.
Somewhat tired from walking, Morgana sat down on an old leaf 🍃 clustered tree stump:
Dracul Van Helsing (also walking through the forest) spotted her and took note of what she was wearing.
“Hello, Morgana,” he smiled, “how are you?”.
“Dracul,” Morgana flashed him a warm smile and raised the hem of her already short skirt, “what are you doing here?”.
“I’m walking through Sherwood Forest contemplating that this was the spot where Robin Hood used to make out with Maid Marian,” Dracul stated.
Morgana lay back on the soft clustered leaves 🍃 and held out her arms to embrace Dracul, “And should I be your Marian to your Robin?”.
Dracul mounted her, “We’ll show Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland how it was done.”
As Dracul and Morgana made out in Sherwood Forest in an orgiastic celebration of May Day (known as the Festival of Beltane on the old Celtic calendar), a voyeuristically inclined photographer tried to take shots of the Welsh MP and the Canadian vampire hunter making out.
He found himself being shot himself- by an arrow fired from the crossbow of Cernunnos.
The voyeur paparazzi was killed instantly.
“I’ll probably be dying for a cigarette several hours from now,” Morgana moaned in ecstasy.
. . .
Donald Trump held his hand under his suit vest in Napoleonic fashion and remarked to his valet Lexington “I can’t believe there are some psychiatrists out there who are starting to question my sanity.”
“It definitely boggles the mind, sir,” Lexington admitted, “I know it certainly boggles mine.”
“On the positive side,” Trump took off all his clothes leaving on only a pair of leopard skin briefs and proceeding to swing on the branch of an artificial African jungle tree in the Oval Office, “South Korean President Moon Jae-in thinks I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.”
“And are psychiatrists starting to question Moon Jae-in’s sanity?” Lexington asked.
“I don’t know,” Trump shrugged while still swinging, “And what about you, Lexington? Do YOU think I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?”.
“Well, sir,” Lexington remarked, “Seeing as how you received the Stormy Daniels Piece Prize, perhaps it might be a good thing if you went after a more noble peace prize.”
. . .
Renfield R. Renfield was dreaming about singer Demi Lovato.
Before bedtime, he had watched the Demi Lovato and Luis Fonzi music video Echame La Culpa.
He had developed such a hard on after seeing Demi Lovato wearing a red mini dress and black silk fishnet pantyhose that he had to massage his erection down with a sledge hammer.
Little did he realize that this action would save his life.
A group of Japanese ninja assassins who had been hired by Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to assassinate the thorn in their side troublesome British MP watched the spectacle outside Renfield’s bedroom window.
They were so taken aback 😮 by the sight of a man hitting his most sensitive private part that way that they turned and fled and quickly jumped over the high fence of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London estate.
Meanwhile Renfield’s blanket took on the shape of a pole tent ⛺️ as the MP dreamed of Demi Lovato wearing that red mini dress and black silk fishnet pantyhose.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 1st
2018.
Pope Rihanna and Diablos Nocturna At The 2018 Met Gala
May 12, 2018 at 11:59 pm (Avatar Speaks, Celebrities, Commentary, Culture, Fashion, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Religion, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (Bishopess of Rome Rihanna, Diablos Nocturna, High Priestess Rihanna, Met Gala 2018, Pope Rihanna, Rihanna, Rome, Sabrine Davignon, The Vampiress Lilith, The Vatican, Vatican)
Pope Rihanna and Diablos Nocturna At The 2018 Met Gala
Diablos Nocturna stood in the secret Time Tunnel at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland.
The date was Saturday May 12th 2018.
Standing alongside him in the tunnel was the powerful French witch Sabrine Davignon.
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The CERN scientist Dr. Hades Spawnus threw the switch.
Both Diablos Nocturna and the French witch Sabrine Davignon went back in time to the Met Gala 2018 in New York City held on Monday May 7th 2018.
And standing there was Pope Rihanna on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art:
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Sabrine Davignon commanded the elements, “Freeze time except for…” and then she spoke names in Latin which confused the post Vatican II Jesuit priest Father James Martin.
All people at the gala were frozen in time and place except for Pope Rihanna, Diablos Nocturna and Sabrine Davignon herself.
Diablos Nocturna went and knelt in front of Pope Rihanna.
He kissed her papal ring.
She then turned around and bent over and lifted her glittering sparkling papal robe and short tight skirted mini dress and he kissed her ass.
Sabrine Davignon thought to herself, “How like new members of the White House staff and the Trump Administration when they go in to meet the Donald in the Oval Office for the first time.”
Pope Rihanna kissed Diablos Nocturna on the forehead and both cheeks (facial cheeks for clarification).
She then ran her fingers through his hair and asked, “Have you been a good boy, Diablos Nocturna?”.
“No, I’ve been a very bad boy, your Holiness,” Diablos Nocturna confessed.
“Then I must punish you,” Pope Rihanna removed from underneath her robe a large wooden paddle that had written on it in large print MY PAPAL BLESSINGS AND INDULGENCES (written in Latin of course which would have further confused Father James Martin had he not been frozen in time and place).
She then sat on the steps, commanded Diablos Nocturna to take off all his clothes and lie across her skirted lap.
When Diablos Nocturna had done so, Pope Rihanna then administered 666 very strong and powerful whacks on his bare buttocks with her Papal Blessings and Indulgences (in Latin) paddle.
When she had finished, Diablos Nocturna then arose off her lap bearing a huge erection.
“Now perform the act of ritual tantric sex,” Sabrine Davignon said.
As Diablos Nocturna and Pope Rihanna performed the act of ritual tantric sex on the steps of The Metropolitan, the vampiress Golgotha (the daughter of Lilith) flew on top of a Cross in the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and The Catholic Imagination Exhibit at the Met and hung there with her arms outstretched.
Meanwhile in Rome Italy, the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was dancing around the Vatican wearing a blood red evening dress and creating a huge whirlwind as she did so.
Sabrine Davignon (the immortal daughter of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft in her beautiful young maiden form and King Saint Louis IX of France from a night in which the blessed saint fell into temptation) smiled as she watched the Lady of the Dance on her smart phone (the image was being recorded by the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus on his smart phone in Rome).
Meanwhile at the Vatican itself, Pope Francis awakened in his bedroom confronted by the sight of Beelzebub the Lord of the Flies doing up his fly on his Prada men’s suit after emerging from the papal bathroom 🚽.
And finally Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster awoke in a sweat in his lobster tank at the Set Enterprises laboratory in London.
He quickly wiped the sweat off his lobster brow with one of his claws.
He wondered, had what he saw all been a dream or was it real?
It would be some time before Michelangelo pronounced his final judgement on the matter.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 12th
2018.
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