Charlotte Rose

March 21, 2023 at 10:27 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Science, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Charlotte Rose arrives back in Britain aboard The Carpathia after visiting an aunt in Canada

The year was 1905 and Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams was returning to Britain after visiting an aunt who lived in Nova Scotia.

What Charlotte Rose was unaware of as she picked up her luggage 🧳 on the deck of The Carpathia was that one of her male cousins had hidden a map 🗺️ with the exact location of the famous Oak Island treasure in her suitcase.

Of course Charlotte Rose was unaware of the map.

She just thought it a musty old document and put it in one of the drawers of her bedroom.

Being an only child, she eventually inherited the house from her parents.

She never married and served as a nurse with the British Army during the Great War (later known as World War I or the First World War after Adolf Hitler’s Germany and Hideki Tojo’s Japan started World War II).

The camp she was in came under German bombardment in July 1917 and she was killed along with several others of her medical unit as well as patients.

Her cousin (who had put the map in her suitcase 🧳) had died in 1906 and thus had never shown up to claim the map that he had hid.

Her cousin Edward Sorwind was a bit of a rake (to put it mildly).

In addition to having stolen the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ from the town teacher, he was also a notorious person with the ladies.

Since some in the town suspected he had stolen the schoolteacher’s map for the Oak Island treasure, he hid the map in his cousin Charlotte Rose’s luggage when she was to return to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

Edward thought that he would someday go to England and retrieve the map on his own.

However when he slept with a married woman in town and her husband had discovered them in bed together and after her husband shot Edward several times through the chest with his hunting rifle, Sorwind was in no condition for the long voyage to England (being dead, buried and currently roasting away in Tartarus and all that).

After Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams died as a casualty in the First World War, a lightning strike struck her house a few months later causing the roof to catch fire 🔥 and the house was burnt to the ground, forever destroying the 🗺️ map to the exact location of the Oak Island treasure.

The fact that Charlotte Rose had the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ in her possession had forever been lost to history.

Until King Charles III decided to invite a spiritist medium to the palace to contact the spirit of his late mother Queen Elizabeth II in total violation of Deuteronomy Chapter 18 verses 10 to 14 and its warnings and precepts.

Charles was wanting to talk to “Mummy” for some advice.

Paddington Bear advised him against it.

His wife Queen Consort Camilla advised against it.

Gavin Ashenden a former Chaplain to his mother who later became a bishop and then joined the Catholic Church Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham advised against it.

However Archbishop Justin Welby (who had as his spirit advisor the ghost of the late U.S. Episcopalian Bishop James Albert Pike who had somehow miraculously managed to get a dispensation to leave the Underworld by permission of Hades and Persephone) told Charles III to go full speed ahead with the seance.

Instead of his mother showing up, it was the ghost of the notorious and now long forgotten Nova Scotia rake Edward Sorwind.

Sorwind told Charles of the long lost Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ and how he had hidden it in his cousin Miss Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams’ suitcase before she boarded The Carpathia for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in 1905.

An immediately Royal ordered Special Branch investigation of the matter discovered that Charlotte Rose had been killed in July 1917 and her house destroyed by fire a few months later.

So Charles sighed and Paddington Bear told him, “Nothing good can come of this, Your Majesty.”

Indeed not for the palace had been bugged by sinister forces loyal to the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau vampire Franz Kohler.

Kohler used a contact at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland to time travel on occasion when the proper cosmic energies of the Universe were correctly in place in an effort for the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe vampire to alter the course of history.

Time and again however Kohler had been foiled by Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who used the Tesla-Houdini-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern projector to time travel.

Van Helsing was usually accompanied in his time travels by the ghost of Orson Welles.

Welles had been one of those who helped invent the time travel device.

The device had originally been worked on as a joint collaboration between Serbian-American scientist Nikola Tesla and the Hungarian-American magician Harry Houdini beginning in 1923 (100 years ago this year).

It was initially financed by the Greek American vaudeville impresario and early motion picture producer and cinema and theatre chain owner Alexander Pantages.

The project was put on hold after Houdini’s death in 1926.

Orson Welles began putting his finishing touches on the would-be time travelling magic lantern projector in 1938.

Finally in 1941 the great Austrian-American actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr (the woman responsible for inventing the wireless radio technology for the U.S. Navy that became the basis of WiFi and Bluetooth) finished the device and then hid it for fear it would fall into Nazi hands.

When the ghosts of Orson Welles and Sir Winston Churchill were granted dispensational releases from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone in the spring of 2017 so they could serve as spirit advisors to newly elected British MP Renfield R. Renfield, Welles’ ghost led Dracul Van Helsing to find the old projector in an old Hollywood movie theatre where it had been placed in the film projectionist’s room back in 1947.

Anyways Franz Kohler decided to go back in time and steal the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ as Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams arrived in England aboard The Carpathia in 1905.

As Franz Kohler stood at the dock, to his surprise he found himself being staked through the heart and then beheaded by Dracul Van Helsing.

Van Helsing walked on.

Welles’ ghost hoped that Kohler would remain dead this time.

The Norse trickster god Loki usually managed to find a way to bring back Kohler from the dead thus sending the evil Kohler on more nefarious missions.

Van Helsing walked aboard the deck of The Carpathia where he saw Miss Charlotte Rose.

Van Helsing approached wearing the uniform of a British Customs officer of the Edwardian Era.

“May I please inspect your luggage, Miss?” Van Helsing asked.

The vampire hunter was very gentle in inspecting the contents of the suitcases 🧳 although he did pocket the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ that had been put there by Charlotte Rose’s cousin Edward Sorwind.

Van Helsing did not tell the young Miss Charlotte Rose what would happen to her.

As the great American country music singer Garth Brooks once sang in his song The Dance,

“… I’m glad I didn’t know
The way it all would end
The way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I’d have had to miss the dance… 💃 🕺 “

of life.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 21st

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Renfield On St. Patrick’s Day 2023

March 17, 2023 at 7:43 pm (Biographical, Entertainment, History, News, Sports, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was celebrating 🥳 St. Patrick’s Day ☘️ on this Friday March 17th 2023.

He was recounting a historical incident on his podcast.

Said Renfield, “It was 100 years ago today on March 17th 1923 that Battling Siki a boxer from Senegal 🇸🇳 defended his World Light Heavyweight Championship against an ☘️ Irish boxer Mike McTigue in Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪 on St. Patrick’s Day ☘️.

The fight is cited by social scientist Julian Simon in his book Basic Methods In Social Sciences as an example of challenging the laws of probability.

The fight went the distance and went down to a decision decided by a panel of Irish ☘️ judges in Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪 on Saint Patrick’s Day.

Put on your Sherlock Holmes hat 🧢 and see if you can correctly deduce who won the decision.

-Renfield R. Renfield, St. Patrick’s Day ☘️,
Friday March 17th 2023.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 17th

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Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec and The Death of Josef Stalin

March 6, 2023 at 10:27 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec

It was 70 years ago yesterday on March 5th that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin kicked the bucket 🪣🦶 (Stalin having croaked 🐸 on March 5th 1953).

The only Canadian in mourning at the time was Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

Present at the death of Josef Stalin was the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Qonzilqointec was present at Stalin’s death because she had been present at the death of Stalin’s enemy Leon Trotsky in Mexico City in August 1940.

On August 20th 1940 Trotsky had been given a blow to the head by an ice pick wielded by a Spanish Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader.

Trotsky died a day later on August 21st 1940.

Or at least that had been the story given to the world.

In reality Trotsky had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec on that date.

Qonzilqointec had done so at the request of a friend of hers the Mexican artist Diego Rivera.

Diego Rivera had told the Aztec Vampiress that Trotsky was a nice guy so she turned him into a vampire.

Trotsky changed his name to Lev Tomi and started working as a bureaucrat at the UN.

He eventually became Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change back in 1993.

In 2021, Joe Biden named Tomi the unofficial Chief of Staff of The U.S. Armed Forces.

Last year in 2022, Lev Tomi/Leon Trotsky was named Commander of NATO Forces in Eastern Europe.

Where he would challenge Vladimir Putin’s plans to re-establish a Neo-Czarist Russian Imperial Empire.

On March 1st 1953, Qonzilqointec had flown to Moscow when her sources told her that Stalin was on the verge of kicking the bucket.

There she tormented the Soviet dictator with promises of vampiric immortality.

On March 5th 1953 as Stalin was about to go screaming 😱 into that not-so good (for him) night, Qonzilqointec smiled, bared her vampiric fangs and said, “Just joking.”

Stalin swore an obscenity at her.

Qonzilqointec said, “Remember the Ukrainian kulak farmers who died in the Holodomor of 1932-33.”

Stalin kicked the bucket.

He paid Soviet rubles to the ferryman Charon to ferry him across the Rivers Styx and Acheron.

Charon swore at him for paying in such a currency.

Cerberus escorted Stalin to his rotating roasting barbecue spit down in Tartarus.

In the decade of the 2010s, Stalin was given a dispensational release from Hades along with Adolf Hitler at the request of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab who was working on a synthesis of Stalinism and Nazi Fascism to bring about a totalitarian One World Government by the year 2030.

A lot had happened in 70 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 6th

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Haiku About Gina Lollobrigida R.I.₱.

January 16, 2023 at 7:46 pm (Biographical, Culture, Film, haiku, News, Obituaries, Poetry) ()

  • Gina Lollobrigida (July 3rd 1927 – January 16th 2023)
  • Italian film star
  • Gy₱sy girl to Sheba’s Queen
  • Multitude of roles

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  • Renfield On The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

    June 2, 2022 at 10:03 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Queen Elizabeth II, then a young Princess, photographed by Cecil Beaton at Buckingham Palace, March 1945

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield ended his Thursday night podcast by toasting the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee (70 years on the throne).

    Said Renfield, “Today marks the beginning of Her Majesty’s official Platinum Jubilee celebrations.
    Although Her Majesty officially ascended the throne on February 6th 1952, she was officially crowned Queen at Westminster Abbey in London on June 2nd 1953.
    At the time Her Majesty became Queen upon her father King George VI’s death on February 6th 1952, Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain and Harry Truman was President of the United States.
    Today Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of Britain and Joe Biden is President of the United States.
    So some things have gone considerably downhill in the past 70 years.
    At the time Her Majesty Elizabeth II ascended the throne, Josef Stalin was alive and well and the absolute dictator of the USSR.
    70 years later the USSR is gone and Xi Jinping is alive and well and the absolute dictator of the People’s Republic of China.
    1952 – the year of the Queen’s Ascension- was also the year that Ian Fleming wrote his first James Bond novel Casino Royale.
    This would mark the beginning of a great series of spy novels in which a series of spectacular villains- let’s call them Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Dr. No and Goldfinger and a fictional organization named SPECTRE plot to take over the world.
    70 years later a group of real unspectacular villains- let’s call them George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab and an actual real organization the WEF (World Economic Forum) plot to take over the world.
    So a lot has happened and a lot has changed in the past 70 years.
    John F. Kennedy wanted to put a man on the moon.
    Today’s U.S. Democrats want to put a man in the women’s washroom.”

    Renfield then raises a glass of champagne, “To Her Majesty the Queen. Long has she reigned over us.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday June 2nd

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    The Czar’s Daughters

    February 27, 2022 at 11:20 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

    The Grand Duchesses Olga and Tatiana Nikolaevna on the balcony of the Alexander Palace Winter 1912. In happier times before the First World War and before the Bolshevik Revolution.

    A moment in time
    Two young women in the prime of youth
    There was no war
    There was no revolution
    Nicholas II’s title was
    Czar of All The Russias
    Two of those Russias
    Were Russia and Ukraine
    Kiev and Moscow were at peace
    No Stalin had arisen as yet
    To kill 4 million Ukrainians
    In the Holodomor
    A genocide that would lead to rifts
    Between Russian and Ukrainian brethren

    An unknown aspect of the Czar’s last year of life
    Is to be found in the autobiography of
    Charles Sydney Gibbes
    The English language tutor
    To the Czar’s five children
    Gibbes lived with the family in exile
    After the February and October Revolutions
    Of 1917.
    The Czar was also allowed to read Foreign newspapers by Lenin
    And have a staff to translate them.

    When Nicholas read newspapers from Portugal
    He became convinced that the Virgin Mary
    Mother of Jesus had indeed appeared
    At the village of Fatima in Portugal
    To warn of cataclysm in Russia
    Which would bring cataclysm to the world

    Nicholas had a dream in which the Virgin Mary appeared to him
    Nicholas told Gibbes that he and his family would soon die
    Nicholas wrote down the contents of the dream in an envelope
    Gave it to Gibbes
    And told him to give the envelope
    To the archives at Oxford University
    With the instructions
    That the envelope only be opened on the 100th
    Anniversary of the deaths of the Czar and his family

    A message that would have been very popular
    During the Cold War
    When not many thought they’d live to see
    The 100th Anniversary of the deaths of
    Czar Nicholas and his family

    July 17th 2018
    The 100th Anniversary of the Czar’s death
    Came and went
    No announcement from Oxford
    On the openng of the envelope
    Oxford has probably forgotten it has it
    As Charles Sydney Gibbes died in obscurity
    In a London hospital
    During a terrible March snowstorm

    That last testimony of the Czar given to Gibbes
    Would probably bring fear and trembling to
    Globalist and Communist alike
    As the Mother of the Incarnate God-Man
    Revealed their evil plans for the future
    To Russia’s last Czar

    Malachi Martin the Jesuit priest secretary
    To the late Augustin Cardinal Bea
    Papal advisor to Pope John XXIII
    And a man who read the contents of the Third Secret of Fatima
    (That the Vatican never released in June 2000 despite their lying claims to the contrary)
    Told journalist/interviewer Bernard Janzen back in the early 1990s
    That the Great Chastisement/Great Cataclysm foretold by the Virgin Mary
    At Fatima in 1917
    Would most likely start with a war between Kiev and Russia

    That time is now.
    This is no mere mortal battle.
    But one in which ancient gods
    And all the forces of Hell
    Will partake.

    -A poem written by Christopher
    Sunday February 27th

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    The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II

    May 18, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    The 100th Birthday of Pope John Paul II

    The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had flown in his environmentally friendly dirigible to the city of Wadowice Poland.

    Wadowice is a small city in southern Poland about 50 kilometres southwest of Krakow.

    It is situated on the Skawa River (a confluence of the Vistula) in the eastern part of the Silesian Foothills.

    It is best known for being the birthplace of Karol Josef Wojtyla who became Pope John Paul II.

    Today was John Paul II’s 100th birthday.

    For May 18th 1920 was the date little Karol Josef was born to his parents Emilia and Karol Wojtyla Sr.

    Set, although he had never met the man that history called Saint John Paul the Great, decided to go there to pay his respects.

    Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, the streets of Wadowice were not overflowing with pilgrims and tourists as would have been the case if there hadn’t been a pandemic happening in the world.

    Set stood outside the Museum of the Holy Father Family Home in Wadowice.

    The museum was the actual family home of Pope John Paul II and contains a huge collection of objects that had once belonged to Karol Josef Wojtyla and his family.

    Set recognized a Cardinal approaching the family home.

    The Cardinal was Samhain Cardinal Salaman who had once worked as a professional stage magician in London a few years ago.

    A couple of years ago he had been baptized, confirmed, ordained a deacon, ordained a priest, consecrated a bishop and elevated to the Cardinalate all on the same day by Pope Francis.

    The reason was Salaman’s knowledge of Kabbalism.

    Even though Salaman was neither Jewish nor a member of any Kabbalistic sect, Pope Francis was advised by one of his loyal cardinals Cardinal JM (as the Cardinal was known) that someone as familiar with real Kabbalistic magic and occultic practice as Salaman was could prove very useful in the Vatican that Pope Francis was hoping to create.

    Samhain decided to come to Wadowice on this date because he had never really become a Vatican insider in Pope Francis’ Vatican (he was much too heterosexual for that) and he also couldn’t stomach the hypocrisy of the Communist Pope Francis supposedly paying tribute to the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II on his 100th birthday.

    “Mr. Set,” the Cardinal greeted the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire.

    “Cardinal Salaman,” the Egyptian vampire greeted back.

    Cardinal Salaman informed Set that he had just been visiting the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of The Blessed Virgin Mary where the young Karol Josef and future Pope had been baptized on June 20th 1920.

    Currently standing outside the Minor Basilica of The Presentation of the Blessed Virgin Mary was the vampire Lev Tomi.

    Lev Tomi was undergoing a different sort of pilgrimage for
    Lev Tomi was Leon Trotsky the Russian Soviet Bolshevik who had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec in Mexico City back on August 21st 1940 after having been dealt a blow to the head with an ice pick by Stalinist assassin and Spanish born NKVD agent Ramon Mercader the day before on August 20th 1940.

    Being turned into a vampire prevented Trotsky from dying although his “death” was announced to the world to prevent any more of Stalin’s killer hound dogs being sent after him.

    Trotsky now using the name Lev Tomi started working for the United Nations after the end of World War II and in 1992 became the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

    A position he had held ever since.

    Trotsky was visiting the birthplace of the Polish Pope because it had been the Polish people under the military leadership of Marshal Josef Pilsudski who had defeated his (Leon Trotsky’s) Soviet Red Army in the Battle of Warsaw (also known as the Miracle of The Vistula) fought between August 12th and August 25th 1920.

    The Polish Army on the verge of total defeat, after having seen the Blessed Virgin Mary appear on the banks of the Vistula River, went on to repulse and then defeat the Soviet Red Army.

    Even Vladimir Lenin the supreme Bolshevik leader had called it an “enormous defeat” for his forces.

    The battle had stopped Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army from advancing across Poland to attack Germany and the rest of Western Europe and thereby establish a continent wide Pan-European Soviet Union and eventually a worldwide Soviet Union.

    The Poles (who produced Karol Josef Wojtyla the future Pope Saint John Paul the Great) had stopped global Communism in its tracks.

    Now, Tomi reflected, in this the 100th year of John Paul II’s birth and the 100th year of the Miracle On The Vistula victory in the Polish-Soviet War, the forces of Communism would use fear of climate change and now conveniently helped by fear of this pandemic to establish their worldwide totalitarian regime.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Monday May 18th

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    Orson Welles Contemplates Movie Scene

    April 12, 2020 at 10:57 pm (Biographical, Film, History, Movies, Radio, Short Story) (, , )

    Orson Welles Contemplates A Movie Scene

    The year was 1940 and Orson Welles was in the process of filming his classic film Citizen Kane.

    It came to Welles’ attention one day that a popular radio show host was visiting the studio next door to where Welles was shooting.

    Welles himself had been in radio as the voice of that mysterious figure The Shadow (whose alter ego was Lamont Cranston wealthy young man about town) from September 1937 to October 1938.

    Welles had also been the host, star and narrator of CBS’ Mercury Theatre On The Air which ran for 22 episodes from July 11th to December 4th 1938.

    The most notable episode was Welles’ October 30th 1938 adaptation and broadcast of H.G. Wells’ The War of The Worlds which came across like a regular news broadcast and sent a great deal of the American population into panic thinking they were actually being invaded by Martians.

    The popular radio show host in the studio next door was the host of a program that Welles himself liked and enjoyed listening to.

    Welles summoned the radio show host to talk to him as he wanted the man’s input into a movie he was considering making.

    During the course of the conversation between Welles and the popular radio show host, Welles told the man, “I’m thinking of bringing an old story to life and setting it in modern times. Do you think it is proper for me to do that?”.

    The host asked Welles what he was thinking of doing.

    Welles mentioned that he’d have one set of characters wearing expensive jewel laced wrist watches as they were plotting.

    And a couple of other characters would be wearing the robes of U.S. Supreme Court justices.

    The radio host said that would be all right provided Welles didn’t change the nature, essence and personality of the character who was the central figure in the story.

    Welles said he would not.

    The popular radio show host gave his approval to Welles’ idea.

    . . . 

    Welles sat down with pen and paper in front of him and conceived of a scene for the movie he was contemplating making.

    The woman he was thinking of for the central female role in the film was a young starlet he had recently met called Margarita Carmen Cansino of Hispanic heritage who had recently changed her name to Rita Hayworth.

    Welles pictured Margarita sitting at a table in a lounge downing several cocktails and mourning the recent death of a friend.

    A man tries to make a move on her and she quickly brushes him off.

    Leaving the lounge, she calls a taxi and heads to the funeral home where her friend is.

    She walks into the viewing parlour where his body was available for viewing.

    “Egad, wrong parlour,” she sighs and heads to another.

    She races around the funeral home trying to find the parlour.

    In one viewing room, she encounters a man who speaks to her in a foreign language.

    She brushes him off and goes to find the funeral home director.

    She encounters a man standing in front of her.

    “You must be one of the undertakers,” Rita’s character says to him, “I was wondering if you could tell me what viewing room Joshua Josephson is in.”

    The man said to her one word, “Mary.”

    She then recognized him.

    She then understood the words the man speaking in the foreign language had said to her in one of the viewing rooms, “He is not here. He is risen.”

    . . .

    Post-Script: The popular radio host that Welles had met at the studio that day in 1940 was Father Fulton J. Sheen (who later became a bishop and later an archbishop) who had hosted NBC’s The Catholic Hour on radio since 1930 and would host it for another 10 years until 1950.

    The people Welles would have as wearing expensive jewel laced wrist watches were the Pharisees.

    The two men who would be dressed in robes of Supreme Court justices would be Pontius Pilate and Herod Antipas.

    Sadly Welles never made the picture.

    Fulton’s one bit of advice to Welles in setting the Gospel story in modern times was to make sure that Jesus’ character was still that of “God incarnate as man, born of a virgin, performed miracles, died to save humanity from their sins and rose again from the dead on the third day.”

    The movie scene mentioned above was totally of my own creation and speculation.

    I do not know whether Welles had intended his future wife Rita Hayworth to play Mary Magdalene or not.

    Or whether the final scene would be set in a modern funeral home.

    Or whether Mary Magdalene would be looking for the body of Joshua Josephson (which is how you’d say Yeshua bar Yosef or Jesus son of Joseph in contemporary English).

    -written by Christopher 
    Easter Sunday
    April 12th 2020

    Mary Magdalene (portrayed by Margarita Carmen Cansino aka Rita Hayworth) with the red roses she is planning to lay at the grave of a recently departed friend.

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    Asmodeus, Nimrod and The Amazing Syrian Teen Saint Who Fights Epidemics

    March 27, 2020 at 11:24 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    Asmodeus, Nimrod and The Amazing Syrian Teen Saint Who Fights Epidemics

    The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were sitting atop one of the buildings that overlooked Saint Peter’s Square and were watching the proceedings down below.

    They watched a lone Pope Francis stroll across the square and then sit in a chair under a canopy with a microphone in front of him.

    Behind him was a Miraculous Crucifix of Christ that was only brought into the square at Christmas or Easter of a Holy Year (the last time it was in the Square was during the pontificate of Saint John Paul II during the Holy Year of 2000) or during times of plague and epidemic.

    Pope Francis, after a priest had read from the Gospel of Mark where the account of Christ calming a storm at sea is told, then addressed the empty square to impart an Urbi et Orbi blessing upon the City (Rome) and the World.

    “Why is the Pope speaking with his back turned on Christ?” Nimrod asked as he licked his Venus Fly Trap ice cream cone.

    “It probably serves as a metaphor for the past 7 years of his 7 year papacy,” Asmodeus answered as he smoked a cigarette and sipped his bottle of Louisiana bourbon.

    “What’s he saying?” Nimrod asked as he tried to get wax out of his ears.

    An after effect of trying to read the Latin edition of The Necronomicon by candlelight last night.

    “Oh, the gist of it is he’s telling people, It’s all your fault that this pandemic happened. If you had only followed the globalist agenda that I as your feigning humility Neo-Marxist tyrant-in-chief had told you to do, none of this would have happened. And now you have to stay in your homes and not receive the Body and Blood of Christ at the Mass as your punishment,” Asmodeus lit himself another dozen cigarettes and stuck them in his mouth.

    “Wow, he actually said that?” Nimrod was horrified to discover that the take-out delivery soup he had ordered did not have a fly in it.

    “Not in those blunt words of course,” Asmodeus rubbed some Friar’s Balsam on his lip burns, “He used nice sounding euphemisms like all adherents of the Modernist heresy are prone to do as Pope Saint Pius X noted in his 1907 encyclical Pascendi.”

    “What is the heresy of Modernism?” Nimrod asked as he took a selfie of himself with his smart phone.

    “It’s the synthesis of all heresies,” Asmodeus answered as he started playing an antique theremin musical instrument.

    Meanwhile at the Catholic Cathedral in the German city of Aachen built by the Emperor Charlemagne (who was also buried there upon his death in 814 AD), the Cathedral’s resident archivist and historian suddenly recalled recently that the Cathedral held the relics of the little known patron saint of resisting epidemics in its basement chamber of relics.

    The relics were of a 16-year-old girl killed by the Romans in Syria for professing the Christian faith.

    The girl suffered a particularly excruciating death.

    She was tied to two bent palm trees and then torn apart as the trunks were released.

    The Syrian teen saint’s relics were brought to Aachen by King Otto III in 997 AD.

    They were kept in a tomb underneath a slab in the cathedral which could be seen up until 1912.

    They were then moved to the reliquary in the basement.

    The removal of the Syrian teen saint’s shrine from a prominent place in the cathedral to a basement reliquary occurred in the year which saw the Titanic sink.

    The First World War broke out a couple of years later.

    But nobody would have really connected the moving of the saint’s relics with those events.

    That is until it suddenly hit the Aachen Cathedral’s resident archivist/historian.

    The archivist/historian knew that the patron saint of resisting epidemics had her relics among the relics in this cathedral.

    What was her name again? The archivist/historian tried to recall.

    And then her name- the name of the teen Syrian girl who had died so cruelly at the hands of the Romans for professing her Christian faith in 177 AD Syria- the teen saint who became the patron saint of resisting epidemics – her name?

    Saint Corona.

    And her Feast Day is May 14th- the date that Pope Francis was to announce this year that Catholic schools and centres of learning were to henceforth promote loyalty to the New World Order.

    The meeting had to be postponed to October due to the outbreak of the Coronavirus.

    Saint Corona: In happier times before she encountered soldiers of the Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius’ army.

    -A vampire novel chapter 
    written by Christopher
    Friday March 27th

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    Haiku About Stan Lee R.I.P.

    November 12, 2018 at 10:53 pm (Arts, Biographical, Mythology, News, Obituaries, Poetry) (, , , , , , , )

    He was a marvel
    in the universe and life
    Spiderman’s tears fall

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