Ukraine and The Bergoglio Consecretation

March 16, 2022 at 9:50 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Ukrainian secret agent Inna Huculak watches as a U.S. government research scientist and frequent Science commentator on CNN turns himself into a pile of fungus after sampling the contents of a test tube from a U.S. government bioweapons research lab in Ukraine

In America, the ever moronic and ever satanic Left had now found a new scapegoat to replace the unvaccinated.

Those were the people who claimed that the U.S. government had bioweapons research labs in Ukraine.

People like Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson and 2020 Democratic Party Presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard must be immediately charged and tried for high treason.

The Left of the Democratic Party (which was now pretty much the entire U.S. Democratic Party as well as numerous RINO Neo-conservative warmongering Republican blowhards) had already up given such antiquated notions as due process and the right to a fair trial and laid those notions at the feet of Citizen Maximilien Robespierre, Louis Antoine de Saint-Just and their fellow Reign of Terror Committee of Public Safety cohorts.

The Neo-Robespierrean Reign of Terror in the U.S. had begun after the 6th of January 2021 protests (labeled a riot and an insurrection by the brainless mainstream media who didn’t use the same terminology for Antifa and BLM scumbags) in which Nancy Pelosi and the Neo-Bolshevik Communists who ran the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security and the Department of Justice demanded the end of freedom in America.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield meanwhile was having a Wednesday night podcast.

“What is currently unfolding in Ukraine today is the result of a coup d’etat in 2014 a coup d’etat that was supported by the Barack Obama Administration and billionaire businessman George Soros,” Renfield pointed out.

Renfield in his history lesson mentioned that a pro-Russian candidate Victor Yanukovych won the Ukrainian Presidential election in 2010 the same year that Ukraine’s Parliament voted to abandon NATO membership aspirations.

In February 2014, President Yanukovych a democratically elected leader was arbitrarily and unconstitutionally removed from office.

A couple of months before that coup in Kiev in December 2013, Arizona’s late warmongering Neo-Conservative Sen. John McCain told leaders of the Ukrainian opposition camped on Kiev’s main square named Maidan that “Ukraine will make Europe better and Europe will make Ukraine better. And the destiny you seek lies in Europe.”

Such pro-globalist garbage uttered by a McCain.

On February 22nd 2014 Ukrainian President Victor Yanukovych was removed from office without a formal process of impeachment being followed thus violating the Ukrainian Constitution.

Russia retaliated against the Obama Administration orchestrated illegal coup by annexing the region of Crimea in March 2014.

Since that time pro-Western governments in Ukraine have sought to bring Ukraine into the orbit of NATO, the EU and the George Soros-Klaus Schwab Great Reset New World Order.

“We all know the novel Wuthering Heights and the character of Heathcliff,” Renfield commented, “Heathcliff was treated very badly by his adopted brother Hindley. Hindley was a monster in the way he treated Heathcliff. However Heathcliff as a result of that treatment eventually wound up becoming a monster himself. We see the same happening with Vladimir Putin. NATO, the EU and especially the corruption ridden Biden family have done their best to remove Ukraine from Russia’s orbit. However Putin’s megalomaniacal desire for a Neo-Imperial Russian Empire has turned him into a monster like Heathcliff became in the final chapters of Wuthering Heights. So in the Ukraine War, we’ve got one spawn of Satan (Putin) battling another spawn of Satan (the New World Order). And now the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) proposes to undo this demonic Gordian Knot by consecrating both Russia and Ukraine to the Immaculate Heart of Mary this coming March 25th the Feast of the Annunciation. But the question is can a satanic AntiPope carry out such an Act of Consecration? Wouldn’t such a Consecration be considered blasphemy?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 16th
2022.

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Empires Are Built On Bodies

March 4, 2022 at 10:05 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Anita Ekberg in 1956 film War and Peace

Writer Leo Tolstoy preferred peace to war
But his thinking is not to be found in the Kremlin these days
Nor in the halls of NATO
For CIA Director William J. Burns had put it into the ears of the Communist Chinese back in December 2021
That NATO was going to grant Ukraine NATO membership
The Communist Chinese naturally told Putin
And Putin made the decision to invade

For the American Deep State wants war
The military-industrial complex that Eisenhower
Warned about in his last days as President
Has become a satanic leviathan wanting to devour all

But the Washington Post, CNN and The New York Times won’t mention that
For they hate Putin
Putin is a Czarist-Monarchist (who sees himself as the new Czar)
And they the Washington Post, the New York Times and CNN
are all Neo-Bolshevik Communists
And they hate Czarism and monarchy

And today’s Department of Homeland Security
Likewise Neo-Bolshevik Communist
Along with the FBI and CIA
These government agencies
Want to crush individual freedom and liberty
Covid was the excuse to start doing it
And the vaccine was the opening shot
In the Mark of The Beast system
Proclaimed good by satanic AntiPope and False Prophet
Jorge Mario Bergoglio

The Great Reset would mark the end of individual nations
Borders would be open as Trotskyite billionaire George Soros
Would have have it
The population would be reduced as racist eugenicist Bill Gates
Would have it
Big Pharma would stand to make a lot of money
As Dr. Anthony Fauci (who made major investments in Big Pharma)
Would have it

In Canada, Neo-Stalinist would be despot Justin Trudeau
Would love to turn that country into a Communist state
Like his daddy Fidel did to Cuba
Aided by his Wicked Witch of the East
Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland
Whose mother was a Communist
And whose maternal grandfather
Was a Ukrainian Nazi

All around people wish to build Empires
Klaus Schwab wants a world government
Where everyone (except himself and a few other
Self-proclaimed Plato’s Republic elitists)
Would own nothing
And supposedly be happy

Putin wishes to rebuild the Russian Empire of his hero
Peter the Great
In 1812 Napoleon invaded Russia
210 years later
In 2022 Putin invades Ukraine

Empires are built on dead bodies
Whether a vaccine is used
Or guns and tanks
The end result is death

Matthew 24:28 says “Where the body is, there the eagles will be gathered together”
In Luke 17:37, it says “Where the body is, there also will the vultures gather”
In Greek, Matthew 24:28 refers to a live body
As eagles feed on live flesh
Whereas Luke 17:37 refers to a dead body as vultures feed on carcases

Matthew 24:28 refers to the Mass in the Catholic and Orthodox Churches
Where the living spiritual body of Christ is given

Luke 17:37 refers to this world
Which is transient and will someday pass away

Megalomaniacs like Napoleon, Soros, Schwab and Putin
Fancy themselves eagles
But really they are vultures

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday March 4th 2023.

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The Devil Went Down To Mardi Gras

March 1, 2022 at 9:55 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The Devil went down to Mardi Gras
He thought things were looking fine
Until someone offered him that old Communion wine
He turned it down
Not in this clown
But he wasn’t really the Devil you see
Just another snake in the tree

For the Devil’s got bigger plans these days
He stays hidden and sticks to more subtle ways
He’s currently letting lesser demons run the show
And they’ve got places to go

In Ukraine, Mephistopheles is pushing that Putin train
And that old trickster Loki would like to see Chernobyl’s rain
Joe and Justin feel pretty self righteous
Though they promote the DeathVaxx sightless
This Vaxx will sometimes kill and maim
But Baal’s spokesman Fauci loves it just the same

Justin seizes bank accounts
And won’t give them back
Yet the log in his eye
Sees Putin as a mole to whack

It’s coming down to the final stretch
Loki throws a soldier’s bone and tells Fenrir, fetch
NATO and the EU, they’re not fighting for you and me
They’re fighting for the Great Reset and Digital Identity
Yes, that old microchip is really gonna change your humanity

Now Putin is a tyrant who’s pretty old style
For Imperial Mother Russia, he’s ready to walk a mile
New York Times, CNN, they’re all a bunch of crap
They want you to take the Mark of the Beast
While Russia’s Putin takes the bad guy rap

Ukraine is being squeezed all the way to Hell
But there are no good guys on the West’s side
They’re likewise from Satan’s well
The U.S. has 11 bioweapons labs in Ukraine
But media won’t tell you that in that stream called main

They’ve got cholera and ebola all ready to go
And maybe they’ll release it during Putin’s missile light show
But lovely Rita as Gilda won’t sing Put the Blame On Mame
Old senile Joe and tofu Justin will lie and say, “It’s Putin’s game.”

If Antifa or BLM had invaded Ukraine, CNN would have dubbed it “a peaceful invasion”
Because lies and propaganda are part of that network’s equation
Nope there’s no one out there you can trust
You turn your back on God, your integrity turns to rust

This has been in the works a long long time
For at least 50 to 70 years or more
At least among the world of men as they stand on the floor
It goes back even longer when you consider the Devil’s minions galore.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Shrove Tuesday
Mardi Gras
March 1st 2022

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1930s Revisited

February 22, 2022 at 11:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Hollywood actress Hedy Lamarr as a young woman Hedwig Eva Marie Kiesler in Vienna Austria

In the mid-1930s, she ended her unhappy marriage to Fritz Mandel a wealthy Austrian munitions manufacturer who sold arms to the Nazis and fled to the U.S. where she signed a contract with Metro-Goldwyn Mayer Studios under the name Hedy Lamarr.

A personal life in a chaotic decade.

Canada in the 2020s meanwhile is starting to resemble the Austria and Germany of the 1930s with very few places to flee to unlike that decade.

Just as Adolf Hitler passed the Enabling Act in 1933 to deal with the aftermath of the Reichstag Fire, so Canada’s budding dictator Justin Trudeau passed the Emergencies Act (which enabled the federal government to seize bank accounts) because a bunch of truckers and their families had set up bouncy castles in the streets of downtown Ottawa.

To pass the Emergencies Act, Trudeau counted on the support of Neo-Bolshevik Communist Supreme Idiot NDP leader Jagmeet Singh.

Both Liberal and NDP backbenchers (who had expressed their concerns about the loss of rights under the Emergencies Act) quickly fell into line and kissed the asses of their respective leaders when the vote was called.

None of these Liberal and NDP backbenchers would ever make it as subjects in a book like John F. Kennedy’s Profiles In Courage.

They had shown that they loved their jobs more than their country.

A disgusted American gentleman who lived just this side of the Vermont-Quebec border remarked, “Castro lived 90 miles from the U.S. His bastard soy-boy son is just 1 inch away.”

In London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield commented, “The Canadian Parliament has approved the gay Canadian Hitler’s rise to Dictator. I’m sure Joe Biden gives a crap.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 22nd
2022

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Renfieldian Podcast For Sunday February 20th 2022

February 20, 2022 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield analyzing the world geopolitical situation on the radio

The woman sat in her Buenos Aires apartment and listened to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Sunday night podcast on her radio.

As an Argentine woman, she was embarrassed by the fact that the first (and most likely the last) Argentine Pope in history was a fruity apostate Jesuit and a hard-line Marxist-Leninist Communist and Teilhardian worshipper of earth mother goddess Pachamama the red dragon shapeshifting woman who was the child and llama sacrificing deity of the Inca panthron.

She took comfort in the fact that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was most likely an AntiPope and not the true Pope.

Listening to Renfield on radio and not viewing the controversial British MP on video, she could not see Renfield’s visual special effects for tonight’s podcast.

Behind Mr. Renfield was a sign that said OTTAWA POLICE SERVICE = MURDERERS and on the sign an empty walker.

The empty walker represented the walker used by an elderly aboriginal First Nations grandmother who was walking in solidarity with the truckers and found herself run over by horse riding Fascist pig Ottawa policemen (who were carrying on like the few Marxist-Leninist scumbag Cossacks who served in the homicidal Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army and not the White Russian Army who fought to prevent a Communist takeover of Russia during the 1917-1922 Russian Civil War).

On-line reports transmitted through independent social media right at the scene noted that she had died (killed by the Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa police officers).

That report was of course denied by members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (all of whom are subsidized to the tune of $660 million a year by Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant dictator Justin Trudeau who naturally openly bragged about subsidizing Canada’s mainstream media to that amount).

CBC, CTV and Global News Canada as well as almost of Canada’s newspapers were bought and paid for presstitute whores (carrying the sexually transmitted diseases of lies, disinformation and falsehoods) at the metrosexual pedophile Trudeau’s beck and call.

Renfield wore a t-shirt that read,

STEVE BELL IS AN AIDS INFESTED REINCARNATION OF A NAZI GESTAPO OFFICER

The AIDS infested reincarnation of a Nazi Gestapo officer aka Steve Bell is the scumbag interim Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service Chief who is trying desperately to whitewash the actions of his criminal Ottawa Police in crushing the truckers’ Freedom Convoy the past few days.

Scumbag Bell warned the protestors that the heavy handed police action would not end there.

“We’re coming after you and we won’t let up,” Bell smirked in satanic fashion at a mainstream media fauning press conference addressed by the piece of dung (behind which stood the well roasted looking ghost of Communist China’s Deng Xiaoping the man who ordered the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre).

Said Renfield, “Scumbag Bell, we have a message for you. We’re coming after you and we won’t let up. When the New World Order is overthrown and the whole bloody lot of you are found guilty at the Nuremberg 2.0 trials, you scumbag Bell will be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and many of your scumbag police officers will meet the same fate.”

Renfield went on, “Among the many other atrocities carried on by the scumbag Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service was Rebel News journalist Alexa Lavoie was attacked by the Gestapo/Cheka porkers in blue in Canada’s capital. A pig hit Alexa Lavoie three times with a club and then another pig shot her leg at point blank range with a tear gas round.”

Renfield then turned to the Emergencies Act, “Canada’s scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh has said he will support Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau’s invocation of the Emergencies Act.
In a Twitter tweet back on November 26th 2016, the moronic imbecile Mr. Singh tweeted on the occasion of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s death, “He saw a country racked by poverty, illiteracy and disease. So he lead a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. R.I.P. #FidelCastro “. (Castro looked a lot like a bearded Justin Trudeau in the photo used in Singh’s tweet)

Renfield then went on to directly address the scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist NDP leader, “Well shit for brains Singh, if Castro’s Cuban Revolution was so great, then why have millions of Cubans crossed the Straits of Florida between Cuba and Florida to get to Florida over the years?”.

Renfield then ended his podcast by pointing out that the Communist Whore of Babylon Canadian Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland’s maternal grandfather Michael Chomiak was a Ukrainian Nazi collaborator during the Second World War. Chomiak was an editor of the Ukrainian pro-Nazi newspaper Krakivsky Visti initially in Krakow and later in Vienna and later in Bavaria. It was in Bavaria that Chomiak surrendered to the Americans. And three years later Michael Chomiak immigrated to Canada. This despite having written an editorial in which he praised the mass murder of Jews in Kiev at Babi Yar in September of 1941.

Said Renfield, “So Canada’s Prime Minister is the Neo-Stalinist ideological and biological son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
And Canada’s Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland is a Ukrainian Nazi-Communist hybrid. If that isn’t a recipe for disaster for a country, I don’t know what is.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 20th
2022.

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When Valentine’s Day Was About Hearts and Love

February 14, 2022 at 9:49 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Poetry) (, , , )

There was a time when Valentine’s Day was about hearts and love
Romance, flowers and chocolate
Dinner for two
Holding hands by candlelight
Exchange of cards and gifts
A long lasting kiss on the lips

In 1929, Al Capone made it about greed
And cornering the market on the illegal booze running trade
By having 7 members of the Bugs Moran gang gunned down
in a garage in Chicago

In 1989, Ayatollah Khomeini made it about hate
And religious intolerance
When he issued a fatwa (death edict) on Salman Rushdie
for writing The Satanic Verses

On Valentine’s Day 2022 Canada’s Neo-Stalinist despot Justin Trudeau
made it about tyranny
When he invoked the Emergencies Act
To end freedoms in Canada
Naturally the lying son of Fidel Castro
said that it was only “temporary”
To bring an end to blockades
That this speaker of Orwellian Ministry of Truth truths
Called “illegal” and “violent”
The blockades are neither
But to this Communist son of Beelzebub
It doesn’t matter
Because like all despots and all tyrants
He creates his own reality, his own truth
It doesn’t correspond to actual reality
Or actual truth
For he believes in the Stalinist lie
And all who deny it
Belong to a “small fringe minority”
No matter how large a multitude
For they have “unacceptable ideas”
In other words ideas that differ
from the ideas held by his own satanic narcissistic self.

-A poem written by Christopher
Monday February 14th 2022.

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Another Time, Another Era

February 9, 2022 at 11:59 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Poetry) ()

It was another time, another era
Flapper girls were all the rage
And everyone was doing the Charleston

Harding would drop dead while in office
And Calvin Coolidge would become President
A new form of entertainment media would sweep the world
Making the world seem as one
It was called radio.

It was the decade of the Great Gatsby
And parties with lavishly flowing champagne
F. Scott Fitzgerald was whooping it up with Zelda
And drinking a toast with Ernest Hemingway
And Josephine Baker in Paris

The decade of Charles Lindbergh
And the Spirit of St. Louis
New York to Paris non-stop
Al Jolson as The Jazz Singer
would say “You ain’t heard nothing yet”

The Roaring 20s
Never a decade like it
We thought the 2020s
would be like that
But the plans of evil men
George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab
And their puppets would change all that
From the vial of a genetic serum called a “vaccine”
You ain’t seen nothing yet
A Transhuman future
in which humans would become subhuman
And non-human.

-A poem by Christopher
Wednesday February 9th
20221

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The Ghost of Prince Paris of Troy In Kiev Ukraine

January 31, 2022 at 11:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva was riding on a ferry in Alaska

She was wearing some vampiress sunblock invented by Dr. Cadbury Rocher of Set Enterprises to prevent her beautiful and delicate vampiric skin from burning to a crisp in the sunlight.

She was in Alaska to prevent a U.S. invasion of Russia from America by having U.S. forces cross the Bering Strait from Alaska to Siberia.

The idea had been conceived by CNN’s most moronic and imbecilic news commentator Don Lemon (the man that intelligent people referred to as The Sour Fruit).

Lemon (who didn’t do any research of his own but only believed everything that the government and the mainstream media told him) had recently discovered that a part of Alaska was separated from Russian Siberia by only 55 miles across a stretch of water known as the Bering Strait.

Lemon discovered the information by coming across a 2008 Sarah Palin For Vice-President campaign video.

Lemon wasn’t sure if the information in the video was correct so he asked every liberal he knew.

CNN’s Jim Acosta (who was busy playing with himself by viewing Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection) did not know the answer.

Anderson Cooper was out getting his hair done by his favourite hairstylist so he was unavailable to comment.

Lemon asked Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, AOC, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and every other left-wing liberal bozo politician and journalist he could think of if Alaska was separated from Siberia by only 55 miles across the Bering Strait.

None knew the answer.

And since none never did any personal research on their own, they couldn’t discover the answer.

Finally Lemon managed to get in touch with the person who was the only intelligent liberal in America which happened to be YouTube commentator Kim Iversen (a woman who actually did research on her own).

Iversen informed the moronic raisin looking Lemon that yes Alaska was only separated by Siberia some 55 miles at the point of the Bering Strait.

Lemon then phoned Joe Biden and told him to have U.S. troops invade Siberia from Alaska should Vladimir Putin invade Kiev.

Biden thus sent a contingent of 69 transgendered and vaccinated Marines over to Alaska to invade Siberia.

Russian Intelligence which had hacked into the entire U.S. Intelligence (?) Security apparatus informed Putin of the plan.

So Putin sent Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva over to Alaska to stop them.

So now we know the answer to the question, How many Russian vampiresses does it take to wipe out and defeat a contingent of transgendered and vaccinated U.S. Marines?

Just one.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was hiding in a bunker outside Ottawa with his wife and family.

The ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun as well as the ghosts of Joseph and Magda Goebbels were keeping them company.

At one point Justin retreated to a small closet where there was a small mirror and put on some Al Jolson minstrel show blackface.

Trudeau looked at some of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal private photo collection while applying and rubbing some black shoe polish to his tiny phallus.

The blackfaced Justin Trudeau then started eating a Salvation Army Food Hamper (that he had ordered one of his bodyguards to steal from a Salvation Army Food Bank) as he fired off a tweet saying that the truck drivers in Ottawa were stealing food from the homeless while flying racist flags.

Behind Justin Trudeau (as he fired off the tweet) stood the ghost of Confederate States of America President Jefferson Davis holding the American Civil War Confederate Republic flag (which was not the same as General Robert E. Lee’s Battle Flag of Northern Virginia despite what moronic liberals and even a few contemporary Republicans might think) and the ghost of Heinrich Himmler who held up the held up the red, black and white Swastika flag of Nazi Germany.

. . .

The pig faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau was now in Ottawa taking selected questions from the members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (who interestingly enough all had brown noses at the press conference).

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was covering the press conference in his podcast.

Blathered Trudeau, “We’re the ones following the science…”

Interjected Renfield, “Justin Trudeau follows the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein, the science of Dr. Johann Georg Faust and the science of Dr. Ilya Ivanov.”

Trudeau continued to blather, “We’re the ones following the facts…”

Renfield continued to interject, “The “facts” as made up by Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda and the Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth.”

“Anybody who disagrees with me is a conspiracy theorist,” Trudeau couldn’t stop blathering.

Renfield pointed out, “In the first century AD, Judea’s Governor Pontius Pilate posed the question, “What is truth?”. In the 21st Century AD we now know the answer- the truth is anything that Justin Trudeau considers a conspiracy theory.”

. . .

One of Elon Musk’s top scientists Tesla Thoth Merlin had invented an AI robot that looked exactly human.

Unfortunately for Tesla Thoth Merlin, earlier this month the ghost of Prince Paris of Troy had been dispensationally released from the Underworld by Hades at the request of the Greek sorceress Circe.

The ghost of Prince Paris of Troy entered the body of the human looking AI robot and possessed it.

The AI Prince Paris of Troy then flew to Moscow Russia where he was wined and dined by Vladimir Putin.

Paris thanked Putin for his hospitality by running off with the Russian President’s favourite mistress to a luxurious house in Kiev Ukraine where they were currently making out together.

As the serpent Ouroboros swallowed his own tail and the Greco-Roman god Ares/Mars let loose the dogs of war, it appears that History has now come full circle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 31st
2022.

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Nefertiti Galore The Shapeshifting Cat of The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set

December 13, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The maid opened the door and in walked Nefertiti Galore the shapeshifting cat of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (She was able to shapeshift into different breeds of cats).

“Let me get a picture,” said the ghost of Orson Welles as he took a photo with a spectral black and white camera.

Nefertiti Galore had spent the day in London attacking deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media.

It got so bad that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to stand in the House of Commons to declare a state of emergency.

That was until Nefertiti Galore emptied the house with her attack.

The only MP who remained sitting was Renfield R. Renfield who sat reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and sipping a glass of Napoleon brandy.

. . .

The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has asked a judge to further delay releasing Pfizer jab data until at least 2096.

Remarked Renfield, “An intelligent person like Sherlock Holmes would ask “What are they hiding that they require such a long delay?”. A stupid person like Calgary City Councillor Gian-Carlo Carra wouldn’t ask.”

Renfield stood up and asked the empty Speaker’s chair, “Mr. Speaker, is the Prime Minister aware that 295 young athletes across the world have had cardiac arrests and 169 have died after receiving the Covid shot? If he’s not aware, he may leave the the chamber.”

Johnson had already left the chamber.

Renfield then made the following statement, “The great vampire novelist Anne Rice passed away from complications from a stroke this past Saturday December 11th 2021. What the mainstream media won’t tell you is that stroke arose in the aftermath of her March 2021 vaccination.”

. . .

SNN (Set News Network) reported that Pope Francis had a “very cordial” and “exciting” meeting (to use the Vatican News Agency’s terminolgy) with Spain’s Communist Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Diaz this past Saturday December 11th.

They discussed climate change, the Great Reset and making the world a better place.

Renfield refrained from making an editorial comment as the statement above spoke for itself.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 13th
2021.

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It’s Moonlight Madness Without The Moonlight

November 29, 2021 at 11:02 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

The Set News Network (SNN) was doing the evening news.

“Here’s our Headline News news story…”

“Even though most of the continent of Africa is only 6% vaccinated, Covid has practically died out and is non-existent for all intensive purposes. Scientists baffled.”

“As scientists all over the world sit or stand with stupid looks of bafflement all over their faces, deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media continue to work themselves up into a lather over the new Omicron variant.”

“The variant apparently originated in South Africa which has a very high vaccination rate compared with other African countries. The government of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa is apparently at a loss for words and brains.”

“In New York State, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, after being beheaded by Pan Goatee, is wearing a chicken suit and walking around the streets of New York City with her head cut off crying, “The sky is falling. The sky is falling” as the word OMICRON appears in lights over the marquee electronic board above Times Square.”

. . .

The Greek gods Zeus, Hades and Poseidon were having an emergency meeting in Francis’ papal study at the Vatican.

Father Jose Mario Bergoglio himself was meeting in one of the Vatican halls with the group Gay Pornographers Against Climate Change to discuss issues of mutual interest.

“So what news did you have to tell me?” Zeus inquired.

“Our father the titan Cronus has escaped from Tartarus,” Hades replied.

“What?” Zeus blew a laurel leaf, “How?”.

“He escaped disguised as the latest variant of the Coronavirus which was created by the latest Covid-19 vaccines (really genetic serums),” Hades went on, “The vaccines created by your grandson Asclepius working with the ghost of the Renaissance German alchemist Johann Georg Faust, deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci, self-proclaimed genius Bill Gates and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.”

“Oh my Cron,” Zeus wept.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of how 3 different people reacted to someone keeling over and dying after receiving one of the vaccines for Covid-19.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my God.

Irish-Jewish American Science-Fiction writer George Finneganburg (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my void.

Brainless Idiot possibly a deranged medical professional, tyrannical politician or member of the mainstream media (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my Cron.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 29th
2021.

PS: Dr. Anthony Fauci threw a major spaz attack when the geopolitical analyst he was seeking to bump off left the homeless shelter that he was evicted from and was now living in a trailer in a trailer park.
The trailer has 3 cats named Samson, Saby Faby and Midnight Noggle.

Detective: I’ve worked myself into a lather over this new Omicron variant of the Coronavirus.

Woman: If you’ve worked yourself into a lather over that, Lieutenant, you obviously can’t see what’s in front of you.

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