In Ecclesiastical Inspector Clouseaunesque Fashion, Francis Inadvertently Blurts He’s An Antipope On Spanish Radio

September 25, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

“In the beginning Adolf Hitler used public health measures to implement a series of policies to obstensibly fight tuberculosis- a respiratory disease- that paved the way for the corraling of German citizens into concentration camps.”
-Dr. Jordan Peterson

“How were the German people brought to the point where they’d go along with Hitler’s Final Solution?”
-Puzzled History Professors Reflecting In The Decade of the 1970s

“These unvaccinated people should be put into camps, not be allowed to hold a job or to buy or sell anything.”
-Typical face mask wearing bozo (doubly vaccinated but will go for his triple vaccination and quadruple vaccination and so on and so forth when he’s told to) in a man in the street interview when asked by a reporter.

Arnold Schwarzenegger with Raquel Welch in the days before he became a Neo-Fascist (as his father was an original Fascist serving in the Austrian Nazi Party SA Brownshirts)

Meanwhile over in Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel was finally retiring this weekend after 16 years in power and after having spent the last two years of her Chancellorship turning into a female Adolf Hitler with the Germany of 2021 now a Fourth Reich.

Ms. Merkel had taken the contemporary “woke” trend of transgenderism to a whole new level and a whole new meaning in the world of geopolitics.

Meanwhile over in the nutty, flaky and fruity state of California (current home of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his long suffering pet goat), Rep. Nancy Pelosi was going ballistic at a press conference.

Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco had recently called the airheaded satanic witch Pelosi a proponent of “child sacrifice”.

Looking directly at the TV cameras and flashing her arms and fingers in a double V For Victory style and shaking the jowls on her face in Richard M. Nixonesque fashion, Nancy said, “My fellow Americans, I want to make this perfectly clear. I am not a proponent of child sacrfice.”

Behind Pelosi the demonic gods Baal and Moloch (to whom child sacrifice was an essential part of their worship) applauded vigourously.

At that moment the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were seen riding over the Vatican.

And speaking of the Vatican, earlier this month in a radio interview with Spanish radio station COPE, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) made a very underreported comment:

“I did not invent anything, my action since the beginning of my pontificate consists in achieving what we the cardinals had agreed to in the pre-conclave meetings for the future pope.”

He added, “My reforms were what the cardinals wanted from March 2013.”

These words from the horse’s mouth (or in this case the horse’s ass) prove that Jorge Mario Bergoglio is in fact an Antipope.

Since the rules governing conclaves are laid out in Section 81 of Universi Dominici Gregis:

81. The Cardinal Electors shall further abstain from any form of pact, agreement, promise or other commitment of any kind which could oblige them to give or to deny their vote to a person or persons. If this were in fact done, even under oath, I (John Paul II) decree that such a commitment shall be null and void and that no one shall be bound to observe it, and I hereby impose the sentence of excommunication latae sententiae upon those who violate this prohibition.”

Pope Benedict XVI never abrogated Pope John Paul II’s rules for future papal conclaves and therefore John Paul II’s rules still stand for the conclave of March 2013.

Francis and the so-called St. Gallen Mafia who campaigned for his election have been latae sententiae excommunicated by the late Pope St. John Paul II.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 25th
2021.

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Night of The Harvest Moon

September 20, 2021 at 10:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Here was his first news item that he covered:

Comedian and all around idiot Chris Rock, who’s fully vaccinated, has just tested positive for Covid.

Rock says this is the reason people should get vaccinated because “you don’t want this.”

In today’s world (which resembles a global lunatic asylum), when a fully vaccinated person gets Covid, it’s ” proof the vaccines work”.

When an unvaccinated person gets Covid, they are mocked and persecuted and told they are sick because they didn’t get vaxxed.

Renfield went on to his second news item:

A video has now resurfaced of spirit of Benedict Arnold possessed U.S. General Mark Milley speaking at the 2017 Royal United Services Land Warfare Conference saying that he does “not consider the Chinese Communist Party to be an enemy of the United States”.

When is this guy (who presided over the disgraceful fall of Kabul) going to be shot or hung for treason?

Probably not as long as senile old fool Joe Biden sits in the Oval Office.

He went on to his next news item:

Justin Trudeau after having blown $610 million on an unecessary federal election has been re-elected with what he had before- a minority government.

I’m just watching Canadian Federal Conservative leader Erin O’ Toole giving his concession speech where he’s outing himself as an out and out Apostle of the Antichrist.

He’s yacking away about the “new Conservatism” for Canada.

What is the “new Conservatism” for Canada?

It’s a combination of Benito Mussolini style Fascism and Soviet Bolshevik Communism.

The August 23rd 1939 Nazi-Soviet Pact, broken by Hitler in 1941, has been renewed all over the globe in this pandemic year of 2021.

All of the major parties in Canada save one support this renewed global Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact.

And all of these parties have elected at least one seat in the Canadian House of Commons.

The only party that was opposed to this global 2021 renewed Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact was the People’s Party of Canada which didn’t win a single seat.

A year of people wearing masks over their faces has produced the greatest global outbreak of mass stupidity in all recorded history.

And so I conclude this podcast on this night of the Harvest Moon by saying… God save the planet…

… Mars…

… that that poor planet may be spared from having brainless earthlings walk on its surface.

May Elon Musk boldly fail… where Inspector Jacques Clouseau the Pink Panther (as played by Peter Sellers and not Steve Martin) has failed before.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 20th
2021.

The Harvest Moon about to be swallowed by a cloud resembling the ghostly spectre of a T-Rex head.

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The Vaccinazi Body Builder and Today’s Neo-Soviet Pravda The Economist Magazine

September 18, 2021 at 11:04 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was about to deliver an editorial comment on the most recent issue of The Economist Magazine.

He was making this editorial comment for the Set News Network.

“Before I make my editorial comment,” Renfield explained, “My good friend Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun would also like to make an editorial comment about the most recent issue of The Economist Magazine.”

A video clip is then shown of Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun having a bowel movement in a rural outhouse.

When he’s finished his bowel movement, instead of reaching for a roll of toilet paper, he reaches for the latest issue of The Economist Magazine and uses its pages to wipe his muckchute sparkling clean.

Joe Biden, who’s watching Yaldabaoth’s editorial comment on television, remarks to his wife Jill, “Do you know what I could use about now?”.

“W-w-w-what?” Jill asked rather hesitantly.

“A kindergarten class here in my bedroom,” Biden answered, “so I could sniff the hair of all the young little girls. I don’t care if they’re vaccinated or not, I just want to sniff their hair.”

“You pervert,” the ghost of the real life Alice who knew author Lewis Carroll (real name Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) grabs the stuffed dead body of Biden’s dog Champ who’s been clinging to the senile old fool’s leg and begins hitting Biden over the head with it.

Renfield began his editorial comment, “The Economist Magazine (a literary subsidiary of the Rothschilds), like all supporters of global tyranny across the globe, are in favour of vaccine mandates…”

“Don’t I support vaccine mandates?” Joe asked Jill as he was being beaten to a pulp by Alice.

“Yes, dear,” Jill left the room.

Renfield continued, “And with the penetrating accuracy of a U.S. military drone strike on terrorists in Afghanistan which ends up killing aid workers and children, The Economist has the audacity to say that vaccine mandates are vastly popular. They say cougar chasing frog Macron’s vaccine passport in France is extremely popular.”

Renfield shows a video of Parisiennes rioting in the streets of Paris and battling with French police.

“A fine example of the Macron vaccine passport’s popularity,” Renfield pointed out.

“The Economist also stupidly says that vaccine passports are popular in America,” Renfield noted.

Renfield then shows a video of brawls breaking out in New York City’s restaurants when people without vaccine passports are not let in.

“A fine example of Communist tyrant Bill de Blasio’s vaccine mandate’s popularity,” Renfield commented.

Renfield finished his editorial with these words, “The Economist Magazine is like the newspaper Pravda in the days of the old Soviet Union. What it says, writes and postulates is the total opposite of what actually exists in reality.”

Renfield moves on to the subject of Covid vaccines in general.

“Vaccines are government tested and government approved we’re told,” Renfield noted, “So was the Kabul evacuation plan. So was U.S. General Mark Milley’s security clearance. The unvaccinated imperil the vaccinated we’re told. If so, then most of us have been getting the reasoning behind vaccination wrong for decades.”

The Set Enterprises Network then showed a public service announcement on vaccines given by an aging girly man, former California governor and famous family scion of a member of the Sturmabteilung (SA), “Screw your freedom. Dad was a Nazi Brownshirt and I have made a career out of my pecs and my skills at cinematic violence, but you peons are not free to think for yourselves.”

Courageous German fraulein: She took off one of her spiked stiletto high heeled shoes and hit a Nazi Sturmabteilung (SA) militia member right where it hurt.

Sadly not hard enough. He went on to sire a muscle bound all brawn no brain body builder who became a Hollywood star, California governor, sexual harrasser of innocent goats and enemy of freedom in America.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 18th
2021.

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A Tolkienian Haiku For September 11th

September 11, 2021 at 10:44 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Literature, News, Obituaries, Poetry) (, , , , , , , , , )

The Twin Towers fall
Mordor’s shadows up and rise
Mortals doomed to die

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Renfield’s Podcast For September 3rd 2021

September 3, 2021 at 10:53 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Renfield began with his first news item,

“For those of you who have taken the Pfizer gene serum (called a “vaccine”) for Covid-19, Pfizer has announced that it is working on a Covid pill to be released by the end of the year and will be required to be taken twice a day in order for the Pfizer gene serums/”vaccines” to be effective.

The announcement was made this past Wednesday by Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla.”

Renfield then went on to News Item #2,

“A group of brainless airheaded Moloch worshipping pro-abortion supporters chanted “Hands off our bodies” as they stood stupidly wearing face masks on the steps of the Texas state capitol.

The face mask coverings would not have been enough to save most of them from Pan Goatee’s Beauty Aesthetics Appreciation Program had he been in the neighbourhood.”

Renfield went on to his third news item,

“U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts is an Apostle of The Antichrist.

Which should come as no surprise since he was appointed by America’s Antichrist President George W. Bush.”

At that moment, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was watching Renfield’s podcast) had a vision of U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts participating in a satanic ritual ceremony where he was kissing the bare buttocks of the demons Baal and Baphomet.

Uncle Ernie who was having a hallucinogenic drug trip down in Australia was having much the same vision and wishing he was Baphomet.

Renfield went on to his 4th news item,

“America’s current Antichrist President Joe Biden wants financial institutions to report information on customer bank accounts to the IRS.

Joe Biden is going to hire 86,852 new agents to enforce this.

In order to do that, Biden will spend an extra $80 billion a year on the IRS. ”

Renfield then added an editorial comment of his own, “Joe Biden is among the biggest of Satan’s useful idiots.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a vision of Joe Biden meeting with the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles, the ghost of Bavarian Illuminati founder Adam Weishaupt and the ghost of Woodrow Wilson’s Communist advisor Colonel Edward Mandell House to discuss the plan.

Renfield then went on to his 5th news item,

“CNN’s anal retentive sodomite and sour fruit Don Lemon says that hospitals should only admit and treat people who are vaccinated.”

Renfield then finished with an editorial analysis,

“Did you know that 2 giant global investment firms control almost everything you buy? Blackrock and Vanguard hold large interests in most of the world’s most pivotal companies.

Blackrock is the only private firm that has financial agreements to lend money to most of the world’s central banking systems.

Blackrock also developed the software used by the U.S. Federal Reserve to manage financial transactions.

Are Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola competitors? How about Apple and Android? What about Pfizer and Bayer pharmaceuticals?

Well Blackrock and Vanguard own large shares of them all.

In fact, most of the large corporations that supply the food, data, information and drugs that much of the world uses every day are controlled by a few select investment firms of which the most preeminent are Blackrock and Vanguard.

The world has a global capitalist system but it’s not free enterprise as free enterprise implies competition.

It is monopoly capitalism on a global scale pure and simple.

The only place where free enterprise capitalism truly existed in 2019 and before was at the local level not the global level.

And thanks to the CCP releasing the Wuhan virus on the world in 2020, that last true bastion of free enterprise has been rapidly eroding thanks to global lockdowns where interestingly enough the really big chain stores were not locked down.

Here are some of the companies where Blackrock and Vanguard hold a large investment interest:

Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Amazon, Alibaba, Pfizer, Bayer Pharmaceuticals, AstraZenica, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, Apple, Netflix, Reuters, Viacom, ATT, Tesla, The New York Times, Agricultural Bank of China, FedEx, American Airlines, United Airlines, TUI AG, Zimmer Biomet Holdings, Volkswagen AG, Ford Motor Company, CBS, FOX, ABC and NBC to say nothing of numerous others.”

The ghost of Raymond host of the old Inner Sanctum Radio Mysteries is brought in for the closing, “Good night… and… pleasant dreams?”.

Being wished a good night and pleasant dreams from Raymond your host on old time radio.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 3rd
2021.

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Satanic Witch Kathleen Sebelius Is An Apostle of The Antichrist

July 16, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

BBC News Announcer: British MP Renfield R. Renfield continues to find himself at the center of controversy.
Earlier this week the colourful MP publicly called for the assassination of French President Emmanuel Macron after Mr. Macron announced that he would like to implement a vaccine passport in France.
Then this past Wednesday Mr. Renfield recorded and released his own paraphrased version of the John Lennon song Imagine.
That song sent George Soros, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping and WHO head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus into fits of apoplexy from which they’re yet to recover.
Today Renfield made a statement at a press conference that sent former U.S. President Barack Obama into a fit of apoplexy from which he’s yet to recover.
This latest controversy started this past Tuesday when former Obama Administration Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius appeared on CNN’s OutFront program and said that Americans who have not received a Coronavirus vaccine should not be allowed to work or have access to children and should be limited on where they are allowed to go.
Today Renfield at his press conference publicly called for former U.S. Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to be assassinated.

(A video clip is then shown of Renfield)

Renfield (speaking): “Ms. Sebelius in making these statements has shown herself to be one of many despots and demagogues on the globe who would seek to impose tyranny on the world in the name of their self-professed “expertise in health”. The greatest Catholic philosopher of all times Saint Thomas Aquinas said that tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant) is a morally justifiable form of killing. It is for the common good (that tyrants like her are always yacking about) and for the glorious cause of freedom (that tyrants like her have no idea what it means) that this woman should be dispatched from this life and sent on her merry way to the flames of Tartarus where she belongs.”

A short animated music video about 6 seconds in length (that Renfield made and produced) is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The short animated music video shows former U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius singing a few paraphrased lyrics from John Lennon’s song Imagine.

Sings Kathleen Sebelius,

“You might think I’m an asshole
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 16th
2021.

The lovely Pier Angeli at Port Afrique in 1956 prophetically says

to the ugly satanic witch Kathleen Sebelius in 2021,
“I renounce you as Christ’s enemy and Antichrist’s disciple.”

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Renfield’s Take On John Lennon’s Song Imagine

July 14, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Songs, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in his study writing a song about the proposed post-pandemic Great Reset New World Order (to the tune of John Lennon’s song Imagine).

Renfield (singing):

Imagine there’s no Heaven
Very easy if you try
Hell is all around us
Makes one want to cry
Imagine all the people
Livin’ for today
Until they keel over
From vaccine mRNA

Imagine there’s no countries
Just a global Covid zoo
Nothing to kill or die for
The jab took care of that too
Imagine all the people
Restin’ dead in peace
Yoo-hoo,ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

Imagine no possessions
except for George Soros and crew
Bill Gates will give you booster updates
And his middle finger too
Imagine all the Commies
Vaxin’ all the world
Yoo-hoo, ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

-A Renfieldian song
and
Vampire Novel Chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 14th
2021.

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Emmanuel Macron: The French Poodle Napoleon/Hitler Wannabe

July 13, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
-The Apocalypse of Saint John aka Book of Revelation 13:17

The ghost of the late Larry King had been called to fill in at the CNN evening anchor desk as current living (but brain dead) on-air CNN personalities were pre-occupied with doing other things.

“Jim Acosta,” Larry King’s ghost addressed the vain and pompous blowhard, “why can’t you be here tonight?”.

“I’m busy engaging in carnal relations with bees, wasps and hornets,” Acosta replied as a bunch of the critters mentioned swarmed around his naked body causing America’s TV dinner eating audience to lose their appetites.

“Well, whatever floats your boat,” Larry adjusted his ghostly bow tie and pulled up his ghostly suspenders.

The camera briefly turned to a screenshot of Joe Biden sniffing Kamala Harris’ pussy.

As the cat spat at him.

“I will now address the same question to the appropriately last named Don Lemon,” King’s ghost went on, “Why can’t you be here tonight?”.

Lemon lisped, “Because I’m in a gay bath house getting my organ massaged.”

“All right,” King’s ghost nodded, “Be sure to get your piano tuned up as well while you’re at it.”

The camera then turned to a screenshot of Kamala Harris getting run over by a photocopier from rural Texas.

“I’ll have to read this story myself,” Larry put on his ghostly spectral spectacles and looked at the camera, “French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that those in France who don’t have a Covid vaccine passport will be banned from participating in basic activities such as visiting shopping malls, restaurants and using public transport.
In a public address to the nation, Macron made clear that only those who have taken the vaccine will be allowed to enter venues such as hospitals, bars and tourist attractions.”

Emmanuel Macron can be seen on the screen as the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appear on his forehead.

The screen then switches to Pope Francis in his hospital bed as he plays the guitar and sings an old John Lennon song, “Imagine there’s no Heaven, It’s easy if you try, No Hell below us, Above us only sky…”

“And now here for an editorial comment is the ghost of Orson Welles reading from the King James Bible,” Larry’s ghost introduced the larger than life screen giant who was a director, actor and screenplay writer.

Read Welles’ ghost while sipping from a glass of spectral red wine, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”

Larry’s ghost went on, “In other news, British MP Renfield R. Renfield once again found himself at the center of controversy when he publicly called for the assassination of the French President after Macron made the announcement on Covid vaccine passports. Here are some of Mr. Renfield’s remarks…”

Said Renfield, “I publicly call for the assassination of Emmanuel Macron. Europe must be rid of this despot and demagogue before the entire continent falls under tyranny. It is time that someone jab this French poodle Napoleon/Hitler wannabe with a Polonium-210 virus.”

“Where does one find the Polonium-210 virus?” Joe Biden asked his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ as he patted it.

In his office in the Kremlin, Russian President Vladimir Putin sat and smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 13th
2021.

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If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It

June 18, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Commentary, Culture, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


“I’ll take that last slice of pizza if you don’t mind, Mr. Farrow.”

“Cut!” Orson Welles shouted, “That’s a take!”.

“I’ll say it is,” said the actress as she grabbed and ate the last slice of pizza.

The day’s production was over.

Welles took his hat and coat and went to a nearby lounge where he ordered a glass of red wine.

After a few sips, he fell asleep.

When he awoke, he was a ghost in a pub in London called The Ghosts’ Inn and he was sipping a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

Welles wasn’t sure whether he was a mortal man dreaming that he was a ghost or whether he was a ghost dreaming about his days as a mortal man.

It was like that myth he had once heard about the man who fell asleep and dreamed that he was a caterpillar and then when he woke up again, he wasn’t sure whether he was a man who dreamed he was a caterpillar or whether he’s a caterpillar who’s now dreaming that he’s a man.

“Such intense thoughts on the cusp of the summer solstice,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked over a gin and tonic.

“I wasn’t aware that I was thinking such thoughts aloud,” Welles’ ghost sighed.

“You were,” Renfield dug into his fish and chips with his knife and fork.

A butterfly flew in through the window of the pub.

“I wonder what the butterfly dreams,” Renfield mused aloud.

“Not sure,” Welles admitted, “But he’s got both man and caterpillar beat.”

“Of course there are some idiots,” Renfield pointed out, “let’s call them in Seinfeldian fashion Klaus Schwab, the World Economic Forum, Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau and Boris Johnson who probably figure that when it comes to butterflies, they can still Build Back Better.”

A British engineering student (who had spent the Covid lockdown studying Schwab’s book on The Fourth Industrial Revolution) was in another booth operating his robotic butterfly (that he called the Transbutterfly).

The Transbutterfly was trying to take nectar from the petal of an artificial flower.

The butterfly who had flown past Renfield and Welles flew out the door while the Transbutterfly flew into another customer’s pint of ale where it burst a gasket and disintegrated.

Dashwood Forrest the noted London art gallery dealer walked past Renfield and Welles carrying a godawful painting.

“What’s that hideous monstrosity?” Both Welles and Renfield asked at the same time.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to give this painting away,” Forrest admitted, “Bill Gates gave it to me on commission to sell. It’s a painting that he himself painted. He calls it Painting of A Build Back Better Sunset.”

“That’s a sunset?” Welles and Renfield both asked increduously at the same time.

Renfield put on his spectacles and Welles put on a ghostly spectral monocle.

Both man and ghost reacted with horror.

Renfield vomitted all over the painting while Welles spewed forth ghostly ectoplasm.

“I have to say that’s a very significant improvement,” Forrest declared after the vomit and ectoplasm now found their way on to Bill Gates’ Build Back Better Sunset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 18th
2021.

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Saint George’s Day and Extremely Curious George

April 23, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

First he was covering history:

“It was on this day April 23rd:

-in 303 AD that Saint George died
-in 1014 that Brian Boru the High King of Ireland died after having just defeated the Vikings in battle at the Battle of Clontarf (it also happened to be Good Friday that year)
-in 1616 that William Shakespeare died (he had also been born on the same date back in 1564).”

. . .

Renfield then examined current news stories:

“Yesterday April 22nd was Earth Day and thus senile old fool Joe Biden held a Virtual Climate Summit via internet video conferencing to mark the occasion.
Among the many speakers at the summit were the UN’s Communist Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, billionaire and failed 2020 U.S. Democratic Presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg, famed eugenicist and population control advocate Bill Gates, Communist China’s paramount leader and Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP Virus super super super superspreader Xi Jinping, and of course the most boring, most heretical and most apostate pontiff in recent memory Pope Francis.
The Pope concluded his message “in commemoration of Earth Day when this destruction of nature will hopefully end.”
The Pope (nor did any other speaker at the summit) did not mention the fact that the co-founder of Earth Day in 1970 Mr. Ira Samuel Einhorn later murdered and attempted to compost his girlfriend.”

. . .

Meanwhile Set Enterprises’ genetically created stegosaurus named Extremely Curious George managed to use this evening of Saint George’s Day to escape from Set Enterprises’ Laboratories.

Extremely Curious George had been cloned by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher using stegosaurus blood that was found in a perfectly preserved prehistoric mosquito found in amber.

Henry to Heloise: “All this talk of extinction of species and here’s a stegosaurus raiding our refrigerator.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 23rd
2021

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