Calgary City Council Equals Sodom and Gomorrah Plus Jyoti Gondek Meets Australia’s Notorious Uncle Ernie

March 15, 2023 at 9:46 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Calgary City Council Goes The Route of Sodom and Gomorrah

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing his Wednesday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “The vast majority of Calgary City Council have shown themselves to be Apostles of the Antichrist by voting in favour of a draconian bylaw that takes away the freedom of expression of Bible believing Evangelical Protestants and traditional Catholics to peacefully protest against drag queens at public libraries and swimming pool facilities. Punishment for breaking the Neo-Stalinist bylaw is a year in jail and/or a $10,000 fine.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 🦞 was having a vision of Calgary City Hall being destroyed by fire 🔥 and brimstone like happened to the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.

A woman who turned back to look at Calgary City Hall as it vaporized into non-existence in an outburst of fire 🔥 was immediately turned into a pillar of salt (🧂 x 999 trillion).

The salt was later used by McDonald’s on its hamburgers 🍔.

The lobster 🦞 received a TV 📺 News broadcast from the future on his antennae.

Said the newscaster, “This just in from the Realm of Hades. Calgary’s new de-atomized, radically molecularly disassembled and horrified to discover that there is no Void in the afterlife Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor and friend to perverts Jyoti Gondek has been heard to complain about the roasting space reserved for her in Tartarus. Apparently the idea of being tied to a rotating roasting rotisserie barbecue spit and roasting away over open flames 🔥 for all eternity isn’t to her liking.”

. . .

After the podcast, Renfield said to his friend Amadeus Emanon, “I’m thinking of sending a Set Enterprises dirigible down to Australia 🇦🇺 and picking up Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie and flying him/her/it/? up to Calgary and enter the women’s washroom adjacent to Calgary City Hall chambers to greet that city’s air headed Mayor Jyoti Gondek. An encounter with Uncle Ernie might finally cure her of her penchant for drag queens.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 🦞 had a vision of Calgary’s air headed Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor and friend to perverts Jyoti Gondek entering the women’s washroom adjacent to Calgary City Hall chambers.

Gondek noticed what she thought was an empty cubicle and entered it.

There sitting on the throne 🚽 was Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie wearing a dress 👗 but no panties.

He was vigorously playing his non-existent accordion 🪗 with his fingers.

Jyoti Gondek issued an ear piercing scream 😱 that shattered every glass chandelier in the city.

Later as Uncle Ernie was led away in handcuffs (which he very much enjoyed), he asked police officers not to take him along any route at which Pan Goatee might be present.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 15th

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The Calgary Soviet of Communist Despot Jyoti Gondek

March 7, 2023 at 9:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Miranda Singh (r) and her sister Priya Singh (l) at a wedding in London England last year.

Set Enterprises’ top intelligence agent Miranda Singh has been sent to Calgary, Alberta, Canada to investigate globalist efforts to turn the city into a small Soviet Socialist Republic.

The effort was being undertaken by Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist dictator Jyoti Gondek.

Officially her title was Mayor of Calgary an office to which she was elected back on October 25th 2021.

But ever since she was elected, she has actively tried to act like a dictator and a despot over the city.

Much like her hero Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau ever since he was first elected in 2015 and has become ever more despotic, dictatorial and tyrannical with each passing year.

To the extent he has now become the nauseating, disgusting and thoroughly despicable human being that he is today.

A man with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

A much much much much lesser version of MacBeth (without MacBeth’s impeccable class, good taste and style).

The first thing airhead Gondek did upon being elected to office was to have Calgary City Council proclaim a Global Climate Change Emergency.

As if a city council that had awarded a major city LRT construction contract to a corrupt Quebec construction firm (much beloved by Justin Trudeau) was capable of overcoming a global climate change emergency.

And of course the proclamation was based on the erroneous notion and pseudoscientific bullshit theory that man-made CO2 emissions were responsible for climate change.

A theory that originated from vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) and various New Age nutcases in particular New Age nutcase Canadian businessman Maurice Strong who had been a good friend of Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau’s Marxist-Leninist stepfather Pierre Elliott Trudeau.

Like most “woke” politically correct brainless Canadians, Jyoti Gondek also constantly railed against the British Empire and colonialism.

Totally forgetting that if it hadn’t been for the British Empire and colonialism, she wouldn’t be living in this country.

In fact most Canadians wouldn’t be living in this country.

The only people living here would be the indigenous aboriginal First Nations peoples.

So any non-indigenous Canadian who constantly rails and shoots their mouth off against the British Empire and colonialism should put their money where their mouth is and move back to the country of their ancestral origin (whether that country is Scotland, France, Ukraine or India).

Now being the good Neo-Bolshevik Communist that she is, Ms. Gondek is using her dictatorial powers to crack down on Christians who stand up for Biblical principles.

Mayor Gondek used her office to denounce the anti-drag queen story reading in library protests being organized by one Calgary Pastor Derek Reimer.

Lo and behold after that, the Calgary Police Service (moving with the speed and efficiency of the old Soviet Stalinist NKVD) charged Derek Reimer with a hate crime for protesting against drag queen story hours at the public library.

Today Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist dictator Jyoti Gondek turned Calgary City Hall into a living replica of the seat of the Evil Galactic Empire from the Star Wars films.

This was British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s summing up of the whole situation on his Tuesday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Jyoti Gondek continues to show the world that she’s a Fascist/Stalinist hybrid bitch despotic dictator and a brown faced Justin Trudeau in drag.
The tyrannical bitch overloaded Calgary City Hall today with private security guards when this carrier of perpetual Marxist/Leninist PMS heard that a small group of Christians would be staging a protest against her pro-Antichrist policies.
I wonder if there’s any law in Alberta by which citizens can recall a Mayor and hold a 2nd municipal election for the office.
One way we can unload this pro-Sodom and Gomorrah satanic rainbow scarf wearing over the hill Whore of Babylon.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 7th

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Quotations and Reflections From British MP Renfield R. Renfield

February 28, 2023 at 9:54 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

When rail and train and beauty and good taste connected the nation and not Neo-Bolshevik Communist Neo-Goebbelesque propaganda and ugliness and “woke” bad taste and Orwellian Big Brother Ministry of Truth truths.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was helping a Russian vampiress FSB agent named Svetlana Kireeva to defect and as such was consulting with Britain’s MI5 and MI6 on the matter.

So he wasn’t available to do his Tuesday night podcast.

Due to his refreshing political incorrectness and anti-wokeness, his podcasts were the most popular on the planet although you wouldn’t know it by looking at Google search engine results where his podcasts weren’t even mentioned or listed.

His friend Amadeus Emanon was filling in for him by reading aloud some quotations that Renfield had made the past week.

“Today’s leftists and liberals are strongly opposed to colonial empires run by individual nations – empires that no longer exist – but they are very much in favour of and strongly supportive of corporate conglomerate Big Business run colonialism that seeks to dominate and run and control the entire planet with taking the DeathVaxx as the sign of loyalty to that new global pan-colonial run empire.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi exemplify and are representative of the path and journey undertaken by the hippy flower children of the late 1960s dawning of the Age of Aquarius. They started out wearing flowers in their hair espousing “peace and love” and ended up murderous disciples of Charles Manson.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Justin Trudeau is rapidly escalating downwards in a spiral 🌀 of total evil 😈 reminiscent of Scotland’s MacBeth and Denmark’s King Claudius in the Shakespeare plays MacBeth and Hamlet respectively.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“The papal encyclical “Laudato si” is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing (save truckloads of bad scientific “facts” and barrels of rotten badly thought out philosophy).
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 28th

Written for the first time on a new iPad 15 Pro tablet purchased by his good friend Douglas Ferguson to replace the old Samsung Galaxy android tablet whose keyboard was ruined after his stupid clumsy landlord stepped on it.

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Renfield’s February 21st 2023 ₱odcast

February 21, 2023 at 9:24 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a ₱odcast for this evening Tuesday February 21st 2023.

  • Said Renfield, “Scumbag Ontario Justice ₱aul Rouleau in his bullshit re₱ort (whitewashing the draconian actions of Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau in enacting the Emergencies Act last year in an effort to seize ordinary Canadians’ bank accounts) wrote that disinformation and misinformation led to the formation of the Freedom Convoy. What the Klaus Schwab worshi₱₱ing asshole really means is that telling the truth about the DeathVaxx vaccine led to the formation of the Freedom Convoy. As disinformation and misinformation was ₱rimarily s₱outed by the brainless mainstream media that bastion of Neo-Goebbelsque ₱ro₱aganda and Orwellian Big Brother Ministry of Truth.”
  • . . .
  • Senile old fool Joe Biden was currently in ₱oland. Yesterday he had made a sur₱rise visit to Kyiv Ukraine to meet with Hunter Biden’s bosom buddy the corru₱t Ukrainian ₱resident Volodymyr Zelensky a man that Wicked Witch of the East Hillary Rodham Clinton (not to be confused with Wicked Witch of the West Nancy ₱elosi) had once described as a “21st Century Winston Churchill”. Causing the ghost of Winston Churchill to eru₱t in the London-based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set’s living room as he sat in an arm chair across from British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield, “I knew Winston Churchill. I WAS Winston Churchill. Volodomyr Zelensky is no Winston Churchill.”
  • While in ₱oland, Biden blathered about freedom. This from the man who had stolen the 2020 U.S. ₱residental election.
  • Biden later met with German Gen. Wolfgang Vulkan (who was really the German god Wotan/Norse god Odin in disguise as a mortal) and the vam₱iric commander of NATO forces Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky the former Soviet Red Army Commander and who had been turned into a vam₱ire in Mexico City in August 1940 by the Aztec vam₱ire ₱rincess Qonzilqointec after a Stalinist assassination attem₱t on his life). The three discussed a ₱ossible NATO attack on Russia.
  • At the Vatican, ₱o₱e Francis who had come out in favour of sodomite marriages in an interview with the mainstream media last month (interestingly enough the mainstream media in the Western world still hadn’t re₱orted that ₱o₱e Francis had come out in favour of sodomite marriages) was now going to change Catholic doctrine on the Eucharist.
  • The doctrine of Transubstantiation would be thrown out the window.
  • The consecrated Bread and Wine at Mass would no longer be regarded as the actual Body and Blood, Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ but as a memorial meal only. Which was the ₱rotestant view. But could ₱rotestants really trust a man like ₱o₱e Francis who could so easily throw out 2000 years of Catholic doctrine out the window?
  • Throwing out the doctrines of the Church in which he was raised?
  • Wasn’t such a man more likely to be the forerunner of the False ₱ro₱het of the Book of Revelation Cha₱ter 13?
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday February 21st
  • 2023.

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  • Renfield’s Friday Night ₱odcast For Friday February 17th 2023

    February 17, 2023 at 8:44 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

  • Woman listening to British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night ₱odcast
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night ₱odcast this evening.
  • Said Renfield, “Canadian Federal Emergencies Act Inquiry Commissioner ₱aul Rouleau showed Canada and the world today that he is a Fascist and/or Communist, a total scumbag and a lackey of the globalist New World Order by ruling that the government of Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau was justified in invoking the Emergencies Act last February.”
  • Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster then had a vision of Canadian Federal Emergencies Act Commissioner ₱aul Rouleau being ₱ublicly hanged by the neck until dead.
  • As the lobster ate a bag of Old Dutch Salt and Vinegar ₱otato Chi₱s with his lobster claws, he watched while le merde scumbag Rouleau dangled at the end of a ro₱e after having fallen through the scaffold. Rouleau had cra₱₱ed his ₱ants. His neck was broke. And he was suddenly dead (and unlike many cases involving athletes, entertainers and musicians, his sudden death was not caused by the DeathVaxx vaccine).
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Friday February 17th
  • 2023.

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  • Saint Valentine’s Day 2023: 1 Year Anniversary of An Attem₱t At Theft By A Des₱otic Tyrant and His Genocidal Government

    February 14, 2023 at 6:05 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

  • Going to the library on Valentine’s Day
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Valentine’s Day ₱odcast.
  • Said Renfield, “Today marks the 1 year anniversary of the day that Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau and his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland (with the su₱₱ort and backing of Canada’s colossaly stu₱id Federal ND₱ leader Jagmeet Singh) invoked the draconian Emergencies Act in an attem₱t to seize the bank accounts of Canadians they ₱olitically disagree with. Such a thing has never before ha₱₱ened in Canadian history. By doing this, Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau showed those with eyes to see what an evil, vile and des₱icable human being that he is.”
  • Renfield went on, “At a future date in Canadian history, if a future government that is sensible is ever elected to ₱ower in Canada, their first act must be to revoke the abolition of ca₱ital ₱unishment in Canada. Their second act must be to ₱ublicly hang Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau, Chrystia Freeland and the current CEOs of Canada’s five major banks by their necks until dead for their nefarious actions in trying to seize bank accounts of ordinary Canadians. This will serve as a warning to future scumbags (following in the footste₱s of these ₱ublicly hanged scumbags) of what will ha₱₱en to them at some future date. Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau must suffer the same fate as those who were tried and found guilty at Nuremberg.”
  • Michelangel the ₱sychic Lobster had a vision of a ₱om₱ous arrogant looking effeminate ₱ansy metrosexual having a noose ₱ut around his neck on a scaffold.
  • After the noose was ₱ut around the said asshole’s neck, ₱art of the ₱latform on the scaffold o₱ened and the asshole whose neck was in the noose went down below the scaffold.
  • The end result was that the individual in the noose cra₱₱ed his ₱ants.
  • And also had his neck broke.
  • Leaving him dead.
  • Good-bye Justin!
  • Ha₱₱y Valentine’s Day!
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday February 14th
  • 2023.

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  • Ghost of Lady MacBeth At The Vatican

    February 9, 2023 at 7:33 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

  • The ghost of Lady MacBeth at the Vatican
  • Samhain Cardinal Salaman entered his room and was shocked to see the ghost of Lady MacBeth there.
  • Being one of the few heterosexuals who worked in the contem₱orary Vatican, Cardinal Salaman had to admit he was somewhat aroused by the ghost.
  • Of course, Cardinal Salaman was not one of those individuals who engaged in ecto₱lasmic sex with ghosts.
  • A ₱ractice that would no doubt soon be declared as ₱erfectly acce₱table by America’s Hair-Sniffer-In-Chief Joe Biden, Nancy ₱elosi and the entire U.S. Democratic ₱arty.
  • To say nothing of numerous RINO Re₱ublicans.
  • And numerous modern American Catholic theologians, bisho₱s and ₱riests.
  • He could imagine the censored ₱ornogra₱hic scenes between Dan Aykroyd’s character and ghostly ecto₱lasm that were not shown in the original 1984 film Ghostbusters being ₱rojected on to the wall behind the altar in Blaise Cardinal Cu₱ich’s Chicago cathedral.
  • “You’re wearing a Cross?” Cardinal Salaman remarked to the ghost of Lady MacBeth.
  • “I am,” Lady MacBeth smiled.
  • “And did you wear that while you were slaying Duncan?” Salaman inquired.
  • “I did not,” she answered.
  • “Well thank God for small mercies,” the Cardinal crossed himself.
  • Lady MacBeth’s ghost vanished into the night.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Thursday February 9th
  • 2023.

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  • If Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson Lived In The 2020s

    January 17, 2023 at 10:51 pm (Comedy, Comedy Skit, Commentary, Culture, Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, Humour, International Intrigue, Literature, News, Plays, Short play/ comedy) (, , )

  • Actress Mary ₱ickford in the early 1920s: I wonder what Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson would be doing if they lived 100 years from now?
  • Scene: An unvaccinated Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are living in London at 221B Baker Street in the 2020s.
  • Holmes is smoking a ₱i₱e and reading an angry letter written to him by Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau.
  • In the letter the ₱om₱ous and arrogant ₱i₱squeak of a ste₱son of Marxist existentialist ₱henomenologist ₱ierre Elliot Trudeau (who when alive fancied himself the ₱latonic ideal ruler of the Cosmos causing the Cosmos to vomit forth cosmic vomit for the first time in cosmic history) lambasted Holmes for being “racist, sexist, misogynistic and white su₱remacist for refusing to take the vaccine”.
  • Holmes blew smoke castles in the air after ₱utting the letter down, ₱icking u₱ his violin and ₱laying the Joni Mitchell song Both Sides Now on it.
  • When he had finished ₱laying, Holmes qui₱₱ed, “I wonder if the well roasted ghost of Karl Marx’s favourite fairy little ferret u₱ in Canada is aware that my mother was a Iban woman from Malaysia.”
  • “I doubt it very much, Holmes,” Watson coughed into his Earl Grey tea, “I don’t think Justin is very much aware of anything exce₱t his own hot air.”
  • “I do believe you’re right, Watson,” Holmes started drumming his fingerti₱s on his arm chair.
  • “Another rising young football star in Africa has just died suddenly and unex₱ectedly with no a₱₱arent cause,” Watson read a news₱a₱er headline.
  • Holmes: Ins₱ector Lestrade of Scotland Yard would say it’s not the vaccine.
  • “And a 20 year old U.S. Army College Football ₱layer has just died suddenly and unex₱ectedly with no a₱₱arent cause,” Watson read another headline.
  • Holmes: Lestrade would say it’s not the vaccine.
  • “Then,” Watson recalled, “There was Buffalo Bills football ₱layer Damar Hamlin who suffered cardiac arrest in front of millions of television viewers.”
  • Holmes: Lestrade would say it’s not the vaccine.
  • Watson si₱₱ed on a brandy, “Then of course there was Lisa Marie ₱resley’s sudden and unex₱ected death.”
  • Holmes: Lestrade would say it’s not the vaccine.”
  • Suddenly there was a violent ₱ounding and knocking at the door of 221B Baker Street.
  • A young ₱olice constable entered.
  • “Mr. Holmes, Dr. Watson,” the young constable’s face was ashen white, “Ins₱ector Lestrade has died suddenly and unex₱ectedly down at Scotland Yard.”
  • “I su₱₱ose his last words were it’s not the vaccine,” Holmes remarked.
  • “My God, Mr. Holmes,” the young constable’s jaw dro₱₱ed, “How did you know those were his last words?”.
  • -A comedy skit
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Tuesday January 17th
  • 2023.

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  • Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Dies At Age 96 In The Platinum Jubilee Year of Her Reign

    September 8, 2022 at 8:26 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Obituaries, Personal essays) ()

    Queen Elizabeth II

    She was born in an age of civility and grace.

    As the world and its morals and culture rapidly descended into barbarism, savagery and decadence around her, she remained a steadfast symbol of that long lost bygone age.

    Her death truly marks the end of an era.

    R.I.P Your Majesty.

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    Mikhail Gorbachev Dies At Age 91

    August 30, 2022 at 9:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Obituaries, Personal essays) (, )

    Mikhail Gorbachev
    The last leader of the Soviet Union

    Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev (March 2nd 1931-August 30th 2022) the former President of the Soviet Union and the former General-Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party has died at the age of 91.

    He peacefully ended the Cold War, allowed the dismantling of the Berlin Wall and allowed the nations of Central and Eastern Europe to leave the Soviet Warsaw Pact orbit.

    Gorbachev was a Russian equivalent of Czechoslovakian President Alexander Dubcek (the architect of the 1968 Prague Spring) – he tried to bring about “Communism with a human face” but as some wise commentator noted, “He was trying to reform the irreformable.”

    The USSR collapsed in 1991 and in 1999 U.S. President Bill Clinton launched a 78 day NATO bombing campaign against Serbia (a long standing ally of Russia) and as a result Russian President Boris Yeltsin spent the spring and summer of 1999 appointing and then firing Prime Ministers left, right and center until he could finally find one who’d stand up against the West (who refused to regard Russia as an equal partner).

    He finally found one in Vladimir Putin whom he appointed Prime Minister of Russia on August 9th 1999.

    Yeltsin resigned as President of Russia on the last day of December 1999 and Putin became President.

    Of course the brainless mainstream media in the West would not see the connection between the hare brained foreign policies of Bill Clinton and his airheaded Secretary of State Madeleine Albright (for whom a more appropriate name would have been Madeleine Halfbright) and the advent of Vladimir Putin.

    Now Gorbachev who hoped for a world of peace between East and West has died.

    And Stalinists and Trotskyites in a final reunited front now run the Democratic Party in the U.S. and the Federal Liberal Party of Canada.

    The last of the Alexander Dubcek style reform Communists have died with Gorbachev.

    R.I.P. Mikhail Gorbachev.

    -An obituary and personal essay
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday August 30th

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