The Great Coronavirus

March 13, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

The Great Coronavirus 

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his aquarium at Set Enterprises Laboratories when he had a dream of the Coronavirus wearing a top hat and tuxedo and black dress pants and carrying a walking stick appearing on stage in a theatre and singing and dancing while a searchlight followed him around in the darkened auditorium.

The Coronavirus singing a song entitled The Great Coronavirus (to the tune and melody of The Platters song The Great Pretender):

Oh yes, I’m the Great Coronavirus 
No one knows where I come from 
Maybe from a bat
Or possibly a cat 
in a market in old Wuhan.

Oh yes, I’m the Great Coronavirus 
I caused the great Xi 
To send the Army 
And lock down all of Hubei
Minus Huawei’s WiFi.

Oh yes, I’m the Great Coronavirus 
Next was a cult in Korea 
A False Messiah’s panacea 
leading to more Trump verbal diarrhea 
And possible Kim Jong-un gonorrhea 

Oh yes, I’m the Great Coronavirus
Next was Iran
Ayatollah’s kick of the can
Its leadership dropped like flies 
to a Mullah’s lullabies 
lick a Qom shrine like gravied French fries

Oh yes, I’m the Great Coronavirus 
Next was Italy 
another lock down you see
No mobility 
dwindling liberty 
And Francis’ papacy
Gates of Hell is the Key 

Oh yes, I’m the Great Coronavirus
Next was the Land of The Free 
Trump shrugged it off constantly 
Maybe one death, two or three 
And now it’s national emergency 
With toilet paper for those with no place to pee

Who is behind this plague
Named after a beer keg?
Was it Bill Gates?
Or PLA greats? 
Is it real?
A true real deal 
Or just plain hysteria?
Driven to just scare ya
Into the arms of a nefaria 
Called the NWO
Since God is man’s foe
You have no place to go

You evolved from the sea
Says Darwin’s alchemy
Virus thou art
And to virus thou will go
Social distancing as we all depart.

-A poem, song and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Friday March 13th
2020.

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Coronavirus and The Emergence of The Dullahan

March 11, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sports, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Coronavirus and The Emergence of The Dullahan

With stock markets crashing, Democratic Presidential candidates cancelling events, professional sports teams cancelling the rest of their seasons and health experts scrambling to come up with a response, Donald Trump was busy sneezing into Keep America Great hats that he was autographing for his most enthusiastic supporters.

Down at the Vatican, Pope Francis entered a room and was shocked to find that it was stacked with rolls of toilet paper that went all the way up to the room’s high ceiling.

“What’s this all about?” Pope Francis asked his papal secretary.

“Well,” his papal secretary, who was wearing a flashy rhinestone laced pink ensemble designed by a Milan fashion designer who also designed stage costumes for Sir Elton John back in the day of his tours, replied, “after watching those news clips of California buyers going crazy in COSTCO stores, the boys and I decided we should really be prepared in case we have to self-isolate.”

“Really?” Pope Francis gazed at the miles and miles of toilet paper that stretched to the ceiling like giant killer Jack’s magic beanstalks on steroids, “I had no idea that my Vatican team was so full of it.”

And in London, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a FaceTime video conversation with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was in Australia helping to rescue koalas, kangaroos and other wildlife from the Australian wildfires.

“Even the moving dinners at the Road Kill Cafe out in the outback are wearing surgical face masks over their faces as they cross the road to get run over and become someone’s entree special,” Amadeus remarked.

Meanwhile in a doctor’s office in Sydney, Australia, a physician, who was wearing the mother of all hazmat outfits to end all hazmat outfits, read aloud to the Road Kill Cafe’s best customer Uncle Ernie the just returned results of his test for the Coronavirus.

The NBA announced the cancelling of the rest of the professional basketball season as a result of a Utah Jazz team player coming down with the Coronavirus.

Tomorrow the NHL would be announcing it would be doing the same with the rest of the professional hockey season.

This month’s World Figure Skating Championships in Montreal, Quebec had likewise been cancelled.

In Tokyo, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe announced that the 2020 Summer Olympics were still going ahead although the media found the sight of a supernatural Yamabushi samurai warrior committing hari kari in the background during the Prime Ministerial announcement somewhat disconcerting.

Meanwhile in Ireland, the Dullahan of Irish Celtic mythology was preparing to ride forth across the world.

The Dullahan- a headless horseman dressed all in black (carrying his own head in his own arm) riding a black horse.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 11th
2020.

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Searching For Wisdom In A Hall of Mirrors

March 10, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Poetry, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Searching For Wisdom In A Hall of Mirrors

In a quiet room in London
Van Helsing sat
He looked over at his old black and white TV from the 1950s
That he had bought from a vintage antique shop 

The TV was off 
But he could imagine images on the TV screen
Pope Francis, like the Soup Nazi from the old Seinfeld TV show, wagging his finger and saying to the Catholic Faithful,
“No Holy Communion Sacrifice of The Mass for you”,
A girl with purple hair in a pink convertible singing her own version of an old Danish pop group Aqua song,
“I’m a Corona girl in a Corona world, it’s fantastic,
Our oceans are filled with plastic…”
Russian President Vladimir Putin proclaiming that 2024 (the 100th Anniversary of Lenin’s Death) will be year 0 for the new Russian Constitution
So since things are starting anew, he can run for 2 new six year Presidential terms 
Allowing him to remain in power until 2036
Donald Trump waving off testing for the Coronavirus and saying,
“I’m so jealous of Vladimir Putin right now”
Justin Trudeau dressed as a blackfaced 17th Century Jamaican pirate aboard a ship 
And singing his own version of an old sea shanty folk song,
“What shall we do with the Coronavirus? 
What shall we do with the Coronavirus?
So earl-lie in the morning,
Way hey, up she rises 
Way hey, up she rises”
And the Coronavirus rises as a beautiful woman 
Holding a golden cup full of… wine?
(But Bela Lugosi’s Dracula does not drink wine)
And rising while sitting on a 10-headed 7-horned beast

Dracul wondered, Where is wisdom?

He found himself walking through the Hall of Mirrors 
In the 1947 Orson Welles film 
The Lady From Shanghai
Before the mirrors had all been shot out by some of the protagonists of that story
And there in one of the mirrors he saw

Athena, the Greek goddess of wisdom

So here is wisdom, Dracul thought to himself,
Lost in a mirror in a Hall of Mirrors.

-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 10th
2020.

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Just Another Day In Coronavirus World

March 8, 2020 at 7:26 pm (Commentary) (, )

Just Another Day In Coronavirus World

Custodians at the Louvre did not have such a mess to clean up these days as crowds were gone due to the Louvre being closed over fears of the Coronavirus.

“I thought the Mona Lisa had a mysterious smile,” one of the custodians (who was a huge fan of Nat King Cole’s repertoire of songs) remarked to a fellow custodian.

“She does,” the other custodian nodded, “just behind the surgical face mask she’s wearing.”

Meanwhile at the Musee d’ Orsay in Paris, custodians there were noting that in the portrait painting of Whistler’s Mother there was a huge stockpile of rolls of toilet paper besides her chair in the painting.

“She’s well prepared for possible quarantine due to the Coronavirus, I see,” one custodian remarked to the other.

Meanwhile at the Huntington Library Art Museum in San Marino, California, Thomas Lawrence’s Pinkie had started to turn blue and Thomas Gainsborough’s Blue Boy had started to turn pink as a result of contact with the Coronavirus.

“Well, it’s about time these two paintings acted in a more non-binary gender free colour fashion,” harrumphed an outspoken member of Pasadena’s LGBTQ2S+ (“we’re going to have to start using letters of the Sanskrit alphabet because we may run out of letters of the Latin alphabet to describe ourselves”) community.

At the Sistine Chapel in Rome, a figure of Pachamama (the Inca earth mother goddess recently welcomed to the Vatican by Pope Francis) wagged her finger and shook her head and the words “No. No. No. No touching” appeared in a cartoon like dialogue balloon over the figure of Michelangelo’s Jehovah extending his finger to the finger of Michelangelo’s Adam.

At the Vatican, Pope Francis told pilgrims via Livestream that he was being kept captive in the library.

In the background, books were sneezing themselves off the book shelves.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Sunday March 8th
2020.

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Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois

February 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)

Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in Ottawa invited as a guest by concerned Canadians who were concerned with the limp wristed response by the Justin Trudeau government to the ongoing Trotskyite Marxist insurrection in Canada.

Once again, Opposition leader Andrew Scheer called for Canada’s Public Safety Minister to use the RCMP Act to get the RCMP to take down the blockades of the nation’s railway system and arrest the Trotskyite anarchist bum protestors if need be.

Canada’s testosterone challenged Prime Minister Justin Trudeau snivelled back in the House of Commons that he didn’t believe in “Politicians telling the police what to do.”

Standing outside the Canadian House of Commons, Renfield told supporters that “This is just a bunch of gay BS. Because we all know if pro-life groups blockaded abortion clinics across the country, this pro-baby slaughtering Prime Minister would be calling on both the RCMP and the Canadian Armed Forces to mow down protestors with machine guns.”

Justin Trudeau later threw a hissy fit in the Prime Minister’s Office when informed of Renfield’s statement.

The testosterone challenged Prime Minister had also called a meeting with all opposition party leaders in the House of Commons with the exception of Mr. Scheer (who was the leader of the Official Opposition) to discuss namby-pamby “dialogue and reconciliation” ways of ending the blockades of various parts of the country’s transportation system.

The opposition party leaders he called to the All Wimps’ Meeting were all a bunch of Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists themselves like he was.

Among the Cultural Marxist wimp leaders attending the meeting would be Bloc Québécois leader Yves-Francois Blanchet (who had an overwhelming hatred of the people of the Canadian province of Alberta), Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh who labelled anyone who disagreed with his own particular political viewpoint a “racist” and climate change hysteria airhead Elizabeth May who led the Canadian Green Party (a bunch of unripened tomatoes- green on the outside but red on the inside).

When Mr. Scheer suggested the RCMP take down the blockades and arrest the protestors, Jagmeet Singh had called Andrew Scheer a “racist” for suggesting that.

Renfield was asked about that statement of Mr. Singh’s.

“Well,” Renfield replied, “I asked my friend the famous Set Enterprises’ secret agent Miranda Singh if this Jagmeet Singh character is perhaps a distant relative of hers. Someone who was taking a day off down at the beach while the Cosmos was handing out brains at the bus station at the same time and so he subsequently failed to pick up his package. She replied if he is indeed a relative, then he is very distant.”

Canadian Assembly of First Nations Grand Chief Perry Bellegarde had shown himself to be either a Trotskyite Marxist or an Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist wimp by saying the blockades should not be brought to an end by police intervention even though the Canadian nation was going to Hell as a result of them.

Canada’s Federal Indigenous Affairs Minister Marc Miller, who had spent the day yesterday handing out Neville Chamberlainesque surrender papers to the Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors who were blockading Canada’s important rail link at Belleville, Ontario, agreed with Mr. Bellegarde’s idiotic assessment.

Meanwhile Kanesatake Mohawk Grand Chief Serge Simon had called on the protestors to end their blockades pointing out that many indigenous people in the country were themselves starting to run out of propane and food due to the demonstrators’ blockades.

No sooner had Grand Chief Serge Simon said this than a bunch of Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors locked out the Grand Chief and his Council from the administrative office of the First Nations near Oka, Quebec.

Renfield commented to those gathered to hear him on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, “These are dangerous times. The world is facing on a global scale what the country of Spain faced back in 1936- a looming battle between Fascists and Communists. In 2020, can a civilized western democracy be brought down and undergo a Marxist revolution? The Trotskyite Fourth International is using Canada as their testing grounds to find this out. They chose Canada because most of the federal national political leadership in this country are Antonio Gramscian style Cultural Marxists- those who are always ready to throw in the towel when called upon.

Communism in the West did not die with the Fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. It only went underground infiltrating various organizations waiting for the time to be right when to strike. The global economic meltdown of 2008 set the stage for them to start making their comeback. In the U.S., there is a Fascist in the White House and the opposing front running Democratic Party candidates for President are Marxists of some shade or other.

A Marxist Trotskyite Canada would certainly make it easier for a Marxist Trotskyite Democrat to make it in the U.S. 

Let it be clear that the only reason why Trotskyism is not considered as bloodthirsty as Stalinism is because Stalin defeated Trotsky for control of the Soviet Union back in the late 1920s. When Trotsky was Lenin’s Commissar For War, he ran ruthless bloodthirsty campaigns during the opening years of Communism being imposed on the former Czarist Russian Empire from 1917 to 1922.

Peasant farmers had their hands chopped off by Trotsky’s Red Army soldiers if they resisted attempts at forced collectivization of agriculture.

The Polish Army in 1920 was well aware of the bloodthirsty nature of Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army.

In fact in 1920, the Polish Army was all that stood in the way of Trotsky’s Red Army advancing and conquering a war weary Western Europe including Germany and France.

The Battle of Warsaw between August 13th and August 25th 1920 was one the Soviet Red Army should have really won.

And then nothing would have stopped them on their advance towards the English Channel.

But the Battle of Warsaw became known as the Miracle of the Vistula because the Polish Army came back to defeat the Soviet Red Army.

Now you may not believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared on the banks of the Vistula River as a source of encouragement to the Polish Army (God knows that Pope Francis probably doesn’t!) but it was still a miracle nonetheless since the Poles defeated the better equipped Soviet Red Army and saved Western Europe from becoming part of the U.S.S.R.

This historic battle was not taught in most schools even before public education started to go downhill in the West during the 1960s and since then when even most history is no longer taught.

But Trotsky’s loss on the Vistula hearkens today to become his victory on the Rideau Canal.

May a Canadian leader rise to stop it,” Renfield concluded.

-written by Christopher
Tuesday February 18th
2020.

Set Enterprises’ Secret Agent Miranda Singh:

She has both brains and beauty.
Unlike Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh.

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Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich

February 14, 2020 at 11:44 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich

British MP Renfield R. Renfield delivered the following speech to the Canada Club in London, England

“Britain’s Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain visited Munich in 1938 and waved a piece of paper saying “Peace in our time.”

Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visits Munich in 2020 and waves a limp wrist saying “Pot in our time.”

And his country is definitely going to pot.

The Trotskyite World Socialist Fourth International openly bragged about intending to use the Wet’ suwet’en hereditary chiefs’ land dispute with a gas pipeline company as the grounds to sabotage Canadian infrastructure and bring the Canadian economy to a crashing halt by shutting down the nation’s rail system.

And what is Canada’s pot smoking leader doing about it?

He says he wants dialogue and reconciliation to resolve the dispute.

Nobody has obviously told this bozo you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.

So let me be the first.

Justin, you bozo, you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.

Seeing the violence and sheer brutality that the unwashed masses of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of ANTIFA engage in in the U.S. should convince one of that.

But it’s difficult to see the world properly when one is looking at it behind a haze of pot smoke.

The R.C.M.P. in Canada have not moved against the thugs and hooligans who have brought Canada’s rail network to a halt by blockading the railway interchange at Belleville, Ontario.

Even though they do have a court injunction telling the protestors to take down their blockade.

A court injunction paper that an unwashed Trotskyite agitator on the Belleville rail intersection burnt.

But Justin whines in Munich, “We must have dialogue and reconciliation.”

Meanwhile Atlantic Canada is running out of propane to heat their homes because there’s no rail traffic bringing it.

Prairie farmers are unable to transport their grain.

Small businesses can’t keep up their inventory.

Grocery store shelves in some parts of Canada may start going bare.

All because a bunch of spoiled brat Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs have their panties in a knot.

Send Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner up there to tell them how to untangle it if they have to.

But don’t bring the entire Canadian nation to a halt.

Meanwhile the Trotskyites and their useful idiot supporters are using the terms “racist” and “colonialist” to describe everyone who criticizes their illegal and anarchistic actions.

Such as Canadian Opposition leader Andrew Scheer whose call for the rule of law to be upheld and these protesting and blockading and revolting bums to be put in jail is sending much of Canada’s leftist media into apoplexy.

Soon they will be quarantined by their physicians as their shaking and paroxysms and spasms will be taken for signs of the Coronavirus.

Being called “neo-colonialist”, “racist”, “sexist” and “homophobic” is something that Marxist agitators will always use to attempt to silence their opponents.

Thus any resemblance between political correctness and Marxism is not purely coincidental – as they’re both one and the same.

Although The Washington Post, The New York Times and most of the U.S. Democratic Party have yet to figure that out.

Justin Trudeau’s problem is that he’s an Antonio Gramscian Marxist and therefore somewhat of a limp wristed pansy when it comes to dealing with hard line Trotskyite insurrection and revolt.

His father Pierre Elliot was also a Marxist but at least he was a Mao and Fidel Castro admiring Marxist.

Therefore he wasn’t afraid to put his foot down when faced with an attempt at armed insurrection and overthrow of civil society.

When the Communist inclined FLQ (Fronte de Liberation du Quebec) kidnapped a British diplomat and a Quebec provincial cabinet minister in October of 1970, Pierre Elliot Trudeau invoked the Emergency War Measures Act and had all the FLQ bums arrested and thrown in jail.

Sadly Justin will not do the same with the Mohawk Warriors and other Trotskyite hard line Marxist organizations among Canada’s indigenous peoples.

Lastly I would like to end by quoting my good friend the late Prime Minister Winston Churchill, “You can’t make a good anti-Communist omelette without breaking a few eggs and cracking a few heads.”

Let us hope Canada will one day have a leader who will use that Churchillian recipe.

-Renfield R. Renfield MP
in an address to the Canada Club,
London, England,
Friday February 14th 2020.

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Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal

February 12, 2020 at 11:56 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)

Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading an editorial piece on the BBC Television Network,

“Last night Trotskyite Communist Bernie Sanders narrowly defeated Gramscian Communist Pete Buttigieg in the New Hampshire state primary.
Bernie once belonged to the Trotskyite World Socialist International back in his 20s and Pete Buttigieg’s father Joseph Buttigieg was a Communist who taught at Notre Dame University from 1980 until his retirement in 2017 (showing just how far both Notre Dame University and the Catholic Church in the U.S. have gone down hill since the disastrous Second Vatican Council of the 1960s).
Joseph Buttigieg was the translator and editor of the three-volume English translation of Antonio Gramsci’s Prison Works (that the Italian Communist theoretician wrote while enjoying the sodomizing hospitality and the always deadly bar of soap droppings in Benito Mussolini’s prison system).
Joseph Buttigieg was also the founder and President of the International Gramsci Society.
Antonio Gramsci was the Communist theoretician who argued for Communists infiltrating the arts and culture of society to bring about Communist revolution.
Encouraging every form of sexual perversion and sexual degeneracy within arts, entertainment and culture to bring about the moral collapse of society and make it ripe for Communist revolution.
“Make a man depraved and you can make a man a slave” was Gramsci’s motto, slogan and mantra.
Gramsci would no doubt be pleased with what the Hollyweird film and coke snorting music industries have accomplished within American society today.

“Brad Pitt’s insanity and Joaquin Phoenix’s babblings (here Renfield drank from a bottle of milk rather than his usual bottle of Scotch while editorializing) are proof of this at the recent Academy Awards ceremony. The only one with an IQ higher than 100 at the ceremony might have been Martin Scorsese who actually fell asleep during Eminem’s screeching and vocal bouts of the after effects of constipation that counts for musical talent in America today.”

“So we have three Bolshevik methods of achieving power- the Stalinist model which is to commit genocide against and ethnically cleanse everybody in a non-racist non-discriminatory fashion.
There’s the Trotskyite method which is armed struggle and violent protests and insurrections to seize power (although Bernie Sanders is currently Trotskyite lite in that respect).
And there’s the Gramscian method which is to use sexual perversion and degeneracy and debauchery being promoted through arts, entertainment and culture to bring society down to the point where they will meekly accept a Communist takeover.”

“While the Republican Party in the U.S. has been safely taken over by the Neo-Fascists like Donald Trump (who acts like Benito Mussolini on his best days and Adolf Hitler on his worst), various groups of Neo-Bolsheviks struggle for control of the Democrats- the Neo-Stalinists, the Neo-Trotskyites and the Neo-Gramscians.
The Neo-Stalinists in the Democratic Party try to remain in the closet and not come out as Stalin has a somewhat unsavoury and nefarious reputation.
So you won’t see any coming out parades by Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats like you would a certain group of perverts favoured by Gramsci for his culture and society wrecking efforts.
So Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats remain in the closet (where you will find Hillary Clinton, her witches’ brooms, her voodoo dolls and her numerous copies of the book Marina Abramovic’s Spirit Cooking Recipes).
So the rest- the Neo-Trotskyites’ favourite Bernie Sanders and the Neo-Gramscians’ favourite Pete Buttiigieg battle it out.

I noticed Foreign Policy Magazine (the periodical published by the notorious Council On Foreign Relations) has come out with an article entitled The CIA Did Not Help Pete Buttigieg Win Iowa.
That the Council On Foreign Relations would make such a claim probably constitutes proof positive that the CIA did help Buttigieg win Iowa.

Turning to the Trotskyites and Canada, a geopolitical analyst friend of mine visited the World Socialist International website of the Trotskyites this past Sunday night to see how they were marking Trotskyite Bernie Sanders’ campaign.
While there, he encountered an article on how the Trotskyites planned to wreck Canada and the Canadian economy and destabilize the Canadian government to pave the way for anarchy and eventually an armed insurrection.
The Trotskyites said they were going to use the Wet’ suwet’ en hereditary chiefs’ protest against a natural gas pipeline through their land as the catalyst for Trotskyite armed agitator protests, demonstrations and eventually violence to destabilize the Canadian economy and government.
Trotskyite agitators would use indigenous peoples and their sympathizers to block roads, bridges, streets, railroads, airports and access to various public and government buildings claiming to do so in solidarity with the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs.
By bringing the transportation infrastructure of the country to a halt, 
Trotskyites could wreak severe economic damage on the Canadian economy.
The government of Canada and most of the provinces were led by weak political leaders who would not crack down on the protests allowing the situation to fester and become worse.
The geopolitical analyst friend of mine did not think the Trotskyites would act so quickly and so that night wrote a blog post about an Aztec god of the dead on his blog instead.
In fact, the Trotskyites acted the next day shutting down and blockading major railways across the Canadian province of Ontario.
Then on Tuesday, they blockaded numerous city halls across Canada as well as the entrance to the Vancouver Port Authority.
Today they blockaded several major streets and bridges across various Canadian cities and blockaded access to the B.C. Provincial Legislature.
So far no politician has taken concrete action against these anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans.
Instead, in namby-pamby fashion, getting court injunctions against the blockades for actions that are already illegal.
Court injunctions where the injunction papers are promptly burnt by the Trotskyite agitators.
When my geopolitical analyst friend went back to the Trotskyite World Socialist website tonight to link to the post, he discovered that it had been taken down.
No doubt the Trotskyites were so surprised by their success (already various politicians and those in agriculture and industry are admitting the blockades of the nation’s transportation system are quickly bringing the Canadian economy to a halt) in using the Wet’suwet’en land and gas pipeline dispute as a catalyst for their illegal and anarchistic actions, they thought they better take the plan down in case someone discovered they were behind this.

And so as Canada burns, its pot smoking Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is currently in Senegal in west Africa trying to impress people there by air guitar playing with Nero’s fiddle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 12th
2020.

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The Magician and The Illusion

February 7, 2020 at 11:24 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, magic, Poetry, Romance) ()

The Magician and The Illusion

The magician ended up with a black eye 
His illusion went astray
The audience saw right through him 
and one patron let him know there’s Hell to pay

But his loyal and sexy assistant remains at his side
Offering him arms of comfort
As at the back of a wagon they hitch a ride

And next to them the old carnival barker sits
His bark definitely worse than his bite
And this circus must plain hit the road out of people’s sight 

The road to Oz was much like this 
Behind the curtain lay smoke and mirrors 
But Kansas whirlwinds and melting witches 
Led to the worst of a wizard’s fears 

Sometimes magic acts fall apart 
Sometimes the illusion will not hold 
But when it does and grips a land
dark history will unfold

-A poem written by Christopher
Friday February 7th
2020.

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Clarence Darrow’s Ghost, Trump’s Acquittal, Madonna’s Cream Pie and Uncle Ernie

February 5, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Clarence Darrow’s Ghost, Trump’s Acquittal, Madonna’s Cream Pie and Uncle Ernie

The U.S. Senate voted to acquit Donald Trump 52-48 on charges of abuse of power and 53-47 on charges of obstruction of Congress.

The ghost of Clarence Darrow (who had been released from the Underworld of Hades on the Norse trickster god Loki’s recommendation) never got a chance to shine during Trump’s trial in the Senate.

His particular talent for the Trump defence would have been to question witnesses and the Republican majority in the Senate had voted not to allow witnesses.

Nevertheless Darrow’s ghost did do a final summing up for the Trump defence at the Senate trial with these words,

“The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things,
of sailing ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings,
of why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.”

Darrow’s ghost then sat down.

The famed defence lawyer’s closing argument was totally lost on members on both sides of the aisle.

By using this piece of Jabberwockian poetic prose by Lewis Carroll as his closing argument for Trump’s defence, the great courtroom orator was implying that his closing argument made about as much sense as the rest of the trial.

But the nuances to be found by this brief speech was totally lost on the politicians and political pundits of 21st Century America on all sides.

Both CNN and Fox News totally ignored Darrow’s address.

As did The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Meanwhile on this day of Senate acquittal of Trump, as the clock ticked down towards midnight in Washington DC, the ghost of Gen. Qassem Soleimani appeared to Utah Sen. Mitt Romney and warned the Republican Senator that there was now a drone with his name on it.

Meanwhile allegations were now surfacing from the Underworld of Hades that the residents of the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, during coffee and lunch breaks from their time roasting away on barbecue spits, had hacked the Iowa Democratic caucus app and had tilted the results towards their own favourite son Pete Buttigieg.

However it was unlikely that Bernie Sanders who did not have the paranoid conspiratorial hysterics of one Hillary Rodham Clinton (who had many years ago tried to imagine the possibility of her husband’s marital infidelity was not real but was rather the result of a vast right wing conspiracy) would cry “Sodom and Gomorrah collusion!”.

Nor was it likely that Robert Mueller would be sent down to Hades to investigate.

On another front, the rock music legend Madonna had had a cream pie thrown in her face.

Her bodyguards (who were sobriety challenged at the time because they had been drinking way too many Harvey Wallbangers) claimed the cream pie assailant was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears.

The cream pie assault had taken place only hours after Madonna said Prince Harry and Meghan Markle should trade “boring old Canada” for New York City.

Madonna wanted the couple to rent her New York City apartment from her.

How exciting a place New York City is could be seen from the fact that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo was currently burning several pinches of incense in front of statues of Baal and Moloch in the New York City penthouse apartment of a globalist billionaire.

Meanwhile in a jail in London England, an Australian named Uncle Ernie, who was awaiting a courtroom appearance at the Old Bailey, was currently looking at photos of rock star Madonna that he had snapped on his smart phone a while ago.

As he looked at the photos of Madonna and what she was showing, Uncle Ernie recited his own paraphrased version of lines from Edward Lear’s 19th Century poem The Owl and The Pussy-cat, “What a horrible pussy you are, you are, what a horrible pussy you are.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 5th
2020.

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Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752

January 8, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Tragedy) (, , )

Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752

Pictures speak a thousand words 
A child’s toy stares up at one from the ground 
not far from Tehran
A plush elephant with happy smiling face
And arms open wide ready to hug

Its owner a small child
Who now lies somewhere among the rubble and debris 
that was Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752
from Tehran to Kiev
A Boeing 737 Model 800

176 lives lost 
A bride and groom married in Tehran on New Year’s Day
beginning a journey back to their home in Canada
only to return to soil 
not far from their place of wedding nuptials 
Wedding joy now to be replaced by mourning at funerals 

Another couple husband and wife 
Both professors and their two lovely daughters 
The youngest said to be very inquisitive 
And who only recently began playing soccer 

She’d always ask, a tearful coach now tells reporters,
Why do we have to do this exercise, coach?
Will it help us win?
Will it help us get better at playing?

A voice full of curiosity 
That now will no longer be heard 
in the spring 
When birds chirp 
And the soccer ball is dropped on green grass
And one player will be missing from the team.

A woman doctor 
And her two teen daughters 
She brought experience and knowledge to her patients
They brought smiles and joy to classmates 
And now both a doctor’s office 
And a classroom will feel a lot emptier

A man has lost a sister
And parents have lost a son
And so so many have lost friends
And loved ones.

The spectre of death has raised his hand so many times in this region of the world 
Through war and conflict 
and clash of titanic egos

But that is not enough to satisfy death
A country’s leadership vows vengeance for a general slain
And another country’s leader gives a press conference in which he proclaims Victory and says peace is available to those willing to capitulate to him

But those huge egos that are the handmaidens of death 
are still not enough to satisfy that scythe wielding spectre’s appetite

He must on his own reach out a giant spectral hand 
And pull a plane down from the sky 
176 lives lost
A newly wed couple 
An entire family 
A brother 
A sister 
A son

The hand of death will create a ripple effect across the world
A voice that will no longer be heard
A smile that will no longer be seen 
An empty chair forever empty 
A locker with contents to be emptied
but not by the locker’s owner.

A child’s toy 
A plush elephant with happy smiling face 
And arms open wide ready to hug
And its owner no longer around to receive it.

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday January 8th
2020.

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