Nefertiti Galore The Shapeshifting Cat of The Billionaire Ancient Egyptian Vampire Set

December 13, 2021 at 10:23 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The maid opened the door and in walked Nefertiti Galore the shapeshifting cat of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (She was able to shapeshift into different breeds of cats).

“Let me get a picture,” said the ghost of Orson Welles as he took a photo with a spectral black and white camera.

Nefertiti Galore had spent the day in London attacking deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media.

It got so bad that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to stand in the House of Commons to declare a state of emergency.

That was until Nefertiti Galore emptied the house with her attack.

The only MP who remained sitting was Renfield R. Renfield who sat reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and sipping a glass of Napoleon brandy.

. . .

The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has asked a judge to further delay releasing Pfizer jab data until at least 2096.

Remarked Renfield, “An intelligent person like Sherlock Holmes would ask “What are they hiding that they require such a long delay?”. A stupid person like Calgary City Councillor Gian-Carlo Carra wouldn’t ask.”

Renfield stood up and asked the empty Speaker’s chair, “Mr. Speaker, is the Prime Minister aware that 295 young athletes across the world have had cardiac arrests and 169 have died after receiving the Covid shot? If he’s not aware, he may leave the the chamber.”

Johnson had already left the chamber.

Renfield then made the following statement, “The great vampire novelist Anne Rice passed away from complications from a stroke this past Saturday December 11th 2021. What the mainstream media won’t tell you is that stroke arose in the aftermath of her March 2021 vaccination.”

. . .

SNN (Set News Network) reported that Pope Francis had a “very cordial” and “exciting” meeting (to use the Vatican News Agency’s terminolgy) with Spain’s Communist Deputy Prime Minister Yolanda Diaz this past Saturday December 11th.

They discussed climate change, the Great Reset and making the world a better place.

Renfield refrained from making an editorial comment as the statement above spoke for itself.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 13th
2021.

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It’s Moonlight Madness Without The Moonlight

November 29, 2021 at 11:02 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

The Set News Network (SNN) was doing the evening news.

“Here’s our Headline News news story…”

“Even though most of the continent of Africa is only 6% vaccinated, Covid has practically died out and is non-existent for all intensive purposes. Scientists baffled.”

“As scientists all over the world sit or stand with stupid looks of bafflement all over their faces, deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and members of the brainless mainstream media continue to work themselves up into a lather over the new Omicron variant.”

“The variant apparently originated in South Africa which has a very high vaccination rate compared with other African countries. The government of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa is apparently at a loss for words and brains.”

“In New York State, New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, after being beheaded by Pan Goatee, is wearing a chicken suit and walking around the streets of New York City with her head cut off crying, “The sky is falling. The sky is falling” as the word OMICRON appears in lights over the marquee electronic board above Times Square.”

. . .

The Greek gods Zeus, Hades and Poseidon were having an emergency meeting in Francis’ papal study at the Vatican.

Father Jose Mario Bergoglio himself was meeting in one of the Vatican halls with the group Gay Pornographers Against Climate Change to discuss issues of mutual interest.

“So what news did you have to tell me?” Zeus inquired.

“Our father the titan Cronus has escaped from Tartarus,” Hades replied.

“What?” Zeus blew a laurel leaf, “How?”.

“He escaped disguised as the latest variant of the Coronavirus which was created by the latest Covid-19 vaccines (really genetic serums),” Hades went on, “The vaccines created by your grandson Asclepius working with the ghost of the Renaissance German alchemist Johann Georg Faust, deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci, self-proclaimed genius Bill Gates and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.”

“Oh my Cron,” Zeus wept.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of how 3 different people reacted to someone keeling over and dying after receiving one of the vaccines for Covid-19.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my God.

Irish-Jewish American Science-Fiction writer George Finneganburg (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my void.

Brainless Idiot possibly a deranged medical professional, tyrannical politician or member of the mainstream media (after seeing someone keeling over and dying after receiving the vaccine): Oh my Cron.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 29th
2021.

PS: Dr. Anthony Fauci threw a major spaz attack when the geopolitical analyst he was seeking to bump off left the homeless shelter that he was evicted from and was now living in a trailer in a trailer park.
The trailer has 3 cats named Samson, Saby Faby and Midnight Noggle.

Detective: I’ve worked myself into a lather over this new Omicron variant of the Coronavirus.

Woman: If you’ve worked yourself into a lather over that, Lieutenant, you obviously can’t see what’s in front of you.

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Quotations From Renfield R. Renfield November 24th 2021

November 24, 2021 at 8:51 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

“In more intelligent decades, a white supremacist was held to be a person who held to the same beliefs and ideas as those of Adolf Hitler and the Ku Klux Klan.
In today’s brainless zombie ‘woke’ cancel culture, a white supremacist is a person who likes the music of Beethoven, the words of Shakespeare and the art of Michelangelo.”

“In today’s America, a white supremacist is someone who likes the U.S. Constitution, the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights.”

“Senile old fool Joe Biden (a prime example of yesterday’s white supremacist), the Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI, the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Department of Homeland Security, Antifa, BLM and the brainless mainstream media all hate today’s “white supremacists”. ”

“There is no bigger liar in the contemporary world than a so-called independent ‘fact-checker’. Joseph Goebbels’ Ministry of Propaganda was full of them.”

“In any totalitarian society, the truth is always referred to as ‘disinformation’.”

-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

. . .

Evil deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci now says “Any attack on me is an attack on Science.”

This megalomaniac (who is the first megalomaniac in history to have nothing whatsoever to be megalomaniacal about) thinks that he’s the Apotheosis and Incarnation of Science.

“What a loser he is!”
-Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton

. . .

New Age guru Oprah Winfrey (talking to Pope Francis by phone):

So your Holiness, do you have any spirit advisors to advise you in your work?

Pope Francis (grinning like an idiot): I have 3. Judas Iscariot and the ghosts of the Sanhedrin High Priests Annas and Caiaphas.

. . .

Cary Grant’s character of Mortimer Brewster, his wife and his two aunts discover what’s really inside the mRNA genetic serum Covid-19 “vaccines”:

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 24th
2021.

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Politically Correct Once Again Offended By Renfield R. Renfield

November 23, 2021 at 8:29 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

A news anchorman for SNN (Set News Network) was doing the evening newscast:

“And in other news, Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Phil, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, AOC and other overly sensitive, easily offended and constantly triggered individuals have strongly condemned British MP Renfield R. Renfield for telling childen in a live podcast yesterday that Elmo, Big Bird and the Cookie Monster have all died as a result of receiving the Covid-19 vaccines (even though Dr. Anthony Fauci in what was supposed to be a top secret email fired off to Bill Gates admitted that was indeed the case with regard to the late beloved Sesame Street characters).”

. . .

Renfield was currently doing a Tuesday evening podcast.

Said Renfield, “The Vatican has announced that it is asking the children of the world to submit cheesy 5th rate videos of them performing Christmas music and songs (“Please no mention of Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary or Saint Joseph as this would be offensive to our Muslim and World Economic Forum brethren”) with preferrably subjects such as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman and some beastiality practicing future appointee to Joe Biden’s cabinet who just wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.
The videos will then be shown in an upcoming unwatchable telethon to be telecast Christmas Eve.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 23rd
2021.

Rita Hayworth is looking forward to Christmas
Unlike King Herod or Jorge Mario Bergoglio

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Renfield’s Common Sense Sunday Podcast While Living In A World of Fools

November 21, 2021 at 10:11 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

Here was the news that British MP Renfield R. Renfield read while doing his podcast,

“As reports of injuries after receiving Covid vaccines approach the 1 million mark (894,145 to be exact) in the U.S, you will no doubt be relieved to hear that the CDC (Center For Disease Control) and the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) have approved Pfizer and Moderna boosters for all adults.
They’ve also approved initial shots for kids.
After all as the demon god Moloch would say, “You can’t have enough child sacrifices.”
Both Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden would agree.
And in other totally unbelievable but true news (which naturally won’t be reported in the brainless mainstream media), the FDA says that it needs 55 years to be able to produce the data that will explain what led to the “warp speed” licensing of the Pfizer Comirnaty vaccine.
Well at least this plandemic “clown world” 🤡🌎 of 2020-2021 finally explains why the Seinfeld TV show character of Cosmo Kramer was so afraid of clowns.” 😱

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 21st
2021.

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Austria Returns To Its Hitlerian Past Under Neo-Nazi Fascist Pig Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg

November 19, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another Friday night podcast against the New World Order.

The podcast began with a video of a Cambridge University mathematician writing a mathematical formula on a blackboard (he’d lose his job in the next 24 hours for writing the formula as academic tenure no longer existed in today’s ‘woke’ cancel culture world).

Here was the formula the Cambridge mathematician wrote:

The 1st 21 years of the 21st Century have led to the following mathematical formula:

Pro-Abortion + Pro-Sodomite + Pro-Transgenderism = Pro-Tyranny (In The Name of Covid)

Renfield began his podcast,

“Kyle Rittenhouse has been found not guilty on all counts for shooting 3 Antifa scumbags in self-defense during the Communist rioting in Kenosha Wisconsin last year.”

Renfield went on,

“Meanwhile demon possessed senile old fool Joe Biden says he is “angry and concerned” with the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict.

The Oval Office pedophile douchebag in a pair of enhanced Depends says he will consult with the ghosts of Maximilien Robespierre and Cheka (later OGPU) Soviet Secret Police head Felix Dzerzhinsky in a White House seance in order to determine how to bring back “Real Justice” to America.”

Finally Renfield came to his final news item,

“The Neo-Nazi and Neo-Fascist government of Austria has announced that it will be giving prison terms to those who don’t take the Covid-19 vaccine.
If reincarnation were true, then Austrian Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.”

. . .

When the podcast was over, Renfield took the Set Estate house cat Nefertiti Galore and flew over to Vienna in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airship The Captain Georg Von Trapp.

He and Nefertiti then wandered around the streets of Vienna without vaccine passports since neither one was vaccinated.

The pair were stopped by a Vienna policeman who said in Third Reich Nazi Anschluss speak, “I demand to zee your papers.”

Renfield reached into his pocket, pulled out a gun and blew the man’s head off.

“That’s what you get for being a servant of the New World Order,” Renfield stated, “No tears for you.”

The ferocious Set Estate guard house cat Nefertiti Galore then ripped through the man’s uniform and clothes until she reached his bare chest.

She then wrote on his chest with her claws, “And Here’s To You Mr. Schallenberg, Satan Has A Place For You To Go, Wo-Ho-Ho-Ho…” accompanied by some music score notes from a 1960s Simon and Garfunkel song.

They then did the same routine with a dozen other Fascist New World Order adhering Vienna policemen making for a nice baker’s dozen to send a message to Austria’s New Fuhrer Alexander Schallenberg.

An ally of Renfield the Militant Crusader Rabbit Leonard Constantinople also had a message to give Austria’s Neo-Fuhrer Alexander Schallenberg.

Leonard Constantinople had been in Vienna trying to raise a new Crusader Army to liberate Constantinople from Neo-Ottoman Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdogan rule.

Alas for Leonard, most of the Catholic men of Austria were a bunch of post Vatican II Novus Ordo Mass adhering limpwristed Pope Francis approved pansies.

They dressed in Crusader armour and then broke into a rendition of “Who says I’m a puff?” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Constantinople aimed to assassinate the Neo-Nazi Neo-Fascist scumbag Alexander Schallenberg by biting his head off.

Unfortunately for the brave Crusader rabbit, a unit of Austrian SS Army officers from World War II had been raised from the dead by a female shaman from the Amazon who was a good Pachamama worshipping acquaintance and friend of Pope Francis.

The unit was brought in to guard the despotic demagogue scumbag Schallenberg.

As Leonard moved in to bite off Schallenberg’s head, a revived zombie SS officer threw a carrot at the rabbit’s right ear.

The militant Crusader rabbit was knocked off balance and instead of biting off Schallenberg’s head, he bit off other parts of Schallenberg’s anatomy.

“Waaaaah!” Schallenberg started whimpering, “That nasty rabbit bit off my tiny phallus and my tiny testicles!”.

As Leonard Constantinople left the Austrian Neo-Fuhrer’s home, he could hear Schallenberg screaming, “I’m going to get that cwazzy wabbit.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
November 19th 2021.

1940s Classic Hollywood’s Golden Age actress Gene Tierney would probably urge the citizens of planet Earth to resist the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact Fourth Reich Coviet Union Fascist Great Reset New World Order.

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Modern Day Disciples of Moloch

November 2, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

Modern day worship of Moloch with modern day disciples of Moloch depicted and named.

“There’s a difference between trusting in science and trusting in government approved scientists.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

“Scientists should always be on tap, but never on top.”
-Winston Churchill, wartime Prime Minister of Great Britain

The evil demonic piece of vile sewer filth Dr. Anthony Fauci was having a nightmare (or maybe a prophetic vision) of Hades’ 3-headed dog Cerberus putting him in a cage where his ugly looking and pompous arrogant smug face was eaten by sandfly bitten beagles for all eternity.

At the Glasgow Cop26 Conference On Climate Change, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (who will probably be the first national leader to kiss the Antichrist’s ass when he arrives on the world stage) called for a global carbon tax as his limp-wristed cowardly way of calling for a global One World Government.

Justin Welby the Ecclesiastical ArchIdiot of Canterbury said that “Climate change was a worse genocide than the Nazi Holocaust” and cursed anyone who stood in the way of the UN’s (and constipated looking Greta Thunberg’s) Climate Change Agenda.

And over at the Vatican, Gianfranco Cardinal Ravasi head of the Pontifical Council For Culture said that “Pope Francis was the only Prophet for our times” and said that “Jesus was a sponge.”

The Great Apostasy was now fait accompli in the Vatican.

The Antichrist can’t be far behind.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday November 2nd
2021.

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All Saints Day 1889

November 1, 2021 at 9:48 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

All Saints Day 1889

It was November 1st 1889.

London England.

Britain was at the height of her empire.

It looked as if that saying “The sun never sets on the Union Jack” would hold true forever.

But 60 years and two world wars later, all of that would come to an end.

And Britain would become an old decrepit lion.

A fading giant.

The title Great in Great Britain would seemingly become an anachronism.

Britain had bled to save the world from Nazism.

And its lifeblood would never be restored.

And Nazism itself would come back with a vengeance in 2020 and 2021.

A revised Nazi-Soviet Pact (originally signed in 1939 and broken in 1941) would emerge along with a released bat corona virus from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

The new 4th Reich and USSR 2.0 would call itself the Great Reset.

These Neo-Fascists and Neo-Bolshevik Communists would Build Back Better.

The 3rd Reich’s slogan of Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer would be replaced by Planet, People, Prosperity as was presented at the Rome G-20 Summit on Sunday October 31st 2021.

It was a very scary Halloween indeed.

Halloween the Season of the Witch came head on during a Sunday that was considered the Feast of Christ the King on the old Roman Catholic Church Calendar (Coins thrown into the Fountain of Trevi on that day would become sinister looking Silver Shamrocks).

But the G-20 heads of state and heads of government would not be following Christ the King.

But the coming Antichrist who would synthesize the best (what 2019 and prior had considered the worst) of Fascism, Nazism and Communism.

But none of this mattered on All Saints Day November 1st 1889.

Technology had not yet reached the point where it would become a giant Hydra (later reduced to a nano hydra in a “vaccine”) that would strangle the soul and God-given image out of humanity.

The immortal Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka (who was working as a cashier in an antique and rare bookshop in London at this time period of 1889) was walking the streets of London when she saw some girls selling small branches and a crippled match boy selling matches.

She bought all the branches from the girls and told them to keep them all save one.

One she would give to her elderly neighbour.

Then she bought all the matches from the match boy and gave them back to him telling him to sell them again.

The same as she had with the girls and their branches.

A saintly act of compassion on All Saints Day 1889.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 1st
2021.

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Hugh Grant Movie Comes Alive

October 30, 2021 at 9:05 pm (Commentary, International Intrigue, Life, Personal essays) ()

Despite the title, this is a real life personal essay and not a work of fiction.

As I often told Daniel (whose WordPress user name is Hyperion and who used to write a blog here on WP called Return of Dragons before he deleted it) the reason why I write an on-line vampire novel rather than blog about personal experiences is because a vampire novel is so much more believable than what actually happens to me in real life.

Because at many times in my life, my life is really out there to use a Fox Mulder X-Files expression.

Anyways back in the 1990s, I saw a serious film that starred Hugh Grant (Hugh Grant starred in so many comedies back in the 1990s including one of my ’90s favourites Four Weddings and A Funeral) where he played a doctor.

Anyways one of Hugh Grant’s character’s medical colleagues was performing experiments on homeless people in an effort to find a cure for some disease.

The homeless people captured ended up dying after the evil doctor performed his experiments on them.

The evil doctor’s reasoning?

Well in Nietzschean Fascist semi-Nazi fashion, he saw homeless people as being of no intrinsic value to society and therefore no one would really miss them when they go.

“Besides,” the evil doctor told the good Hugh Grant’s doctor character, “this is all for the common good.”

“This is all for the common good,” is definitely a phrase currently being used by Neo-Fascist, 4th Reich Nazi and Neo-Bolshevik Communist Neo-Stalinist politicians and health “experts” in today’s plandemic times of 2020 and 2021.

This is why everyone’s civil rights were taken away and why the economy was locked down- destroying so many small businesses.

All for the common good.

Anyways as those of you who read my blog posts for the past month know, the spirit of Voldemort filled social housing agency the Calgary Dream Center kicked me out of my own community home for no good reason (other than the fact that a couple of their employees are allied with the spirit of Voldemort).

I stayed in a hotel for a while until the money ran out of my bank account.

Then a week ago Wednesday, I entered a homeless shelter where there was free WiFi for its clients.

There was no free WiFi for clients the last time I was in a homeless shelter in Calgary back in 2016 and 2017.

However last Sunday one person in the shelter came down with Covid and the ultra-paranoid AHS (which is supposed to stand for Alberta Health Services but is really a Canadian prairie province reincarnation of the old Nazi SS-Gestapo) declared a Covid outbreak.

They tested a bunch of people for Covid and those who tested positive for Covid were sent to a hotel for quarantine.

One person got out after 3 days.

He was talking to people at a table across from me in the shelter and explained he got doubly vaccinated within a 24 hour period.

That’s why they let him out after 3 days rather than the usual 10 to 14 days quarantine in a hotel.

It was that remark that inspired this personal essay.

I thought the science earlier this year (you can always tell if a person is a moron or an imbecile if they start saying the phrase “We must follow the science” with an idiotic glint in their eye as they sit glassy eyed listening to the latest satanic demonic statement from the evil mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci or an AHS SS-Gestapo official) said you were supposed to wait a certain time period between receiving the 1st and 2nd dose.

Now it looks like the evil satanic AHS (Alberta Health Services but really the reincarnated Nazi SS- Gestapo) are experimenting with double dosing people with the vaccine within a 24 hour period.

However since it’s homeless people they’re experimenting on- no problem as far as AHS is concerned.

They probably share the same demonic Nietzschean ubermensch philosophy as that held by the evil doctor in that Hugh Grant movie where Hugh Grant played a good doctor battling the evil doctor.

It’s that old Hugh Grant movie come to life.

-A personal essay written by Christopher
Saturday October 30th 2021.

To my friends who pray, please pray for me who’s stuck in a homeless shelter in these evil times where Nietzschean Fascism, Nazi eugenics and Soviet Stalinism reign again.

Vril Society mystic Maria Orsic who lived in the days of the evil Third Reich.
Only the George Soros-Bill Gates-Klaus Schwab-Dr. Anthony Fauci 4th Reich Revised Nazi-Soviet Pact would be more evil she foresaw.

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Preferring Cats To Covid and Also Cigarettes

October 24, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Life, Personal essays) ()

Well yesterday the homeless shelter I’m in suffered a Covid outbreak.

This is why I was leery of going into a homeless shelter in the first place (even one like this that has free WiFi for its clients plus only 4 to 5 people per room) because I had heard that homeless shelters are Covid superspreaders.

But once I had run out of money in my bank account for a hotel room, I had no other choice.

Alberta Social Services will only send me next month’s disability cheque until I actually have a place to rent.

So tonight a friend from the Spanish language Church I occassionally attend drove me over to a place to rent I had heard about from another acquaintance.

It was a trailer in a trailer court.

It was a rather nice looking trailer.

I’d have a couple of other roommates.

Plus cats.

Six cats.

I do love cats.

As soon as I entered the trailer, a cute little black kitten ran towards me, meowed and rubbed her head against me.

“I hope you like cats,” said the owner of the trailer.

“I do,” I nodded.

“That’s good because we have 5 others,” said the trailer owner.

I wouldn’t mind six cats.

The only thing that made me decide not to take a room in the trailer was the over 3 dozen cigarette butts I counted in the trailer’s living room ashtray which appeared to be recently smoked.

I have a terrible allergy to cigarette smoke.

So I’m still in a homeless shelter for now- and one unfortunately with Covid.

And trying desperately to find a place to rent so I can get my disability cheque from Alberta Social Services for next month and once again build up money in my bank account that I lost from having to rent a hotel room because the Wicked Witch of Voldemort threw me out of my community house.

-Christopher
October 24th 2021.

I think I’d much prefer attending the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party with Alice, the Mad Hatter and the March Hare than living in Calgary during a plandemic-pandemic.

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