Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois

February 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)

Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in Ottawa invited as a guest by concerned Canadians who were concerned with the limp wristed response by the Justin Trudeau government to the ongoing Trotskyite Marxist insurrection in Canada.

Once again, Opposition leader Andrew Scheer called for Canada’s Public Safety Minister to use the RCMP Act to get the RCMP to take down the blockades of the nation’s railway system and arrest the Trotskyite anarchist bum protestors if need be.

Canada’s testosterone challenged Prime Minister Justin Trudeau snivelled back in the House of Commons that he didn’t believe in “Politicians telling the police what to do.”

Standing outside the Canadian House of Commons, Renfield told supporters that “This is just a bunch of gay BS. Because we all know if pro-life groups blockaded abortion clinics across the country, this pro-baby slaughtering Prime Minister would be calling on both the RCMP and the Canadian Armed Forces to mow down protestors with machine guns.”

Justin Trudeau later threw a hissy fit in the Prime Minister’s Office when informed of Renfield’s statement.

The testosterone challenged Prime Minister had also called a meeting with all opposition party leaders in the House of Commons with the exception of Mr. Scheer (who was the leader of the Official Opposition) to discuss namby-pamby “dialogue and reconciliation” ways of ending the blockades of various parts of the country’s transportation system.

The opposition party leaders he called to the All Wimps’ Meeting were all a bunch of Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists themselves like he was.

Among the Cultural Marxist wimp leaders attending the meeting would be Bloc Québécois leader Yves-Francois Blanchet (who had an overwhelming hatred of the people of the Canadian province of Alberta), Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh who labelled anyone who disagreed with his own particular political viewpoint a “racist” and climate change hysteria airhead Elizabeth May who led the Canadian Green Party (a bunch of unripened tomatoes- green on the outside but red on the inside).

When Mr. Scheer suggested the RCMP take down the blockades and arrest the protestors, Jagmeet Singh had called Andrew Scheer a “racist” for suggesting that.

Renfield was asked about that statement of Mr. Singh’s.

“Well,” Renfield replied, “I asked my friend the famous Set Enterprises’ secret agent Miranda Singh if this Jagmeet Singh character is perhaps a distant relative of hers. Someone who was taking a day off down at the beach while the Cosmos was handing out brains at the bus station at the same time and so he subsequently failed to pick up his package. She replied if he is indeed a relative, then he is very distant.”

Canadian Assembly of First Nations Grand Chief Perry Bellegarde had shown himself to be either a Trotskyite Marxist or an Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist wimp by saying the blockades should not be brought to an end by police intervention even though the Canadian nation was going to Hell as a result of them.

Canada’s Federal Indigenous Affairs Minister Marc Miller, who had spent the day yesterday handing out Neville Chamberlainesque surrender papers to the Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors who were blockading Canada’s important rail link at Belleville, Ontario, agreed with Mr. Bellegarde’s idiotic assessment.

Meanwhile Kanesatake Mohawk Grand Chief Serge Simon had called on the protestors to end their blockades pointing out that many indigenous people in the country were themselves starting to run out of propane and food due to the demonstrators’ blockades.

No sooner had Grand Chief Serge Simon said this than a bunch of Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors locked out the Grand Chief and his Council from the administrative office of the First Nations near Oka, Quebec.

Renfield commented to those gathered to hear him on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, “These are dangerous times. The world is facing on a global scale what the country of Spain faced back in 1936- a looming battle between Fascists and Communists. In 2020, can a civilized western democracy be brought down and undergo a Marxist revolution? The Trotskyite Fourth International is using Canada as their testing grounds to find this out. They chose Canada because most of the federal national political leadership in this country are Antonio Gramscian style Cultural Marxists- those who are always ready to throw in the towel when called upon.

Communism in the West did not die with the Fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. It only went underground infiltrating various organizations waiting for the time to be right when to strike. The global economic meltdown of 2008 set the stage for them to start making their comeback. In the U.S., there is a Fascist in the White House and the opposing front running Democratic Party candidates for President are Marxists of some shade or other.

A Marxist Trotskyite Canada would certainly make it easier for a Marxist Trotskyite Democrat to make it in the U.S. 

Let it be clear that the only reason why Trotskyism is not considered as bloodthirsty as Stalinism is because Stalin defeated Trotsky for control of the Soviet Union back in the late 1920s. When Trotsky was Lenin’s Commissar For War, he ran ruthless bloodthirsty campaigns during the opening years of Communism being imposed on the former Czarist Russian Empire from 1917 to 1922.

Peasant farmers had their hands chopped off by Trotsky’s Red Army soldiers if they resisted attempts at forced collectivization of agriculture.

The Polish Army in 1920 was well aware of the bloodthirsty nature of Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army.

In fact in 1920, the Polish Army was all that stood in the way of Trotsky’s Red Army advancing and conquering a war weary Western Europe including Germany and France.

The Battle of Warsaw between August 13th and August 25th 1920 was one the Soviet Red Army should have really won.

And then nothing would have stopped them on their advance towards the English Channel.

But the Battle of Warsaw became known as the Miracle of the Vistula because the Polish Army came back to defeat the Soviet Red Army.

Now you may not believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared on the banks of the Vistula River as a source of encouragement to the Polish Army (God knows that Pope Francis probably doesn’t!) but it was still a miracle nonetheless since the Poles defeated the better equipped Soviet Red Army and saved Western Europe from becoming part of the U.S.S.R.

This historic battle was not taught in most schools even before public education started to go downhill in the West during the 1960s and since then when even most history is no longer taught.

But Trotsky’s loss on the Vistula hearkens today to become his victory on the Rideau Canal.

May a Canadian leader rise to stop it,” Renfield concluded.

-written by Christopher
Tuesday February 18th
2020.

Set Enterprises’ Secret Agent Miranda Singh:

She has both brains and beauty.
Unlike Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh.

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Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich

February 14, 2020 at 11:44 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich

British MP Renfield R. Renfield delivered the following speech to the Canada Club in London, England

“Britain’s Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain visited Munich in 1938 and waved a piece of paper saying “Peace in our time.”

Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visits Munich in 2020 and waves a limp wrist saying “Pot in our time.”

And his country is definitely going to pot.

The Trotskyite World Socialist Fourth International openly bragged about intending to use the Wet’ suwet’en hereditary chiefs’ land dispute with a gas pipeline company as the grounds to sabotage Canadian infrastructure and bring the Canadian economy to a crashing halt by shutting down the nation’s rail system.

And what is Canada’s pot smoking leader doing about it?

He says he wants dialogue and reconciliation to resolve the dispute.

Nobody has obviously told this bozo you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.

So let me be the first.

Justin, you bozo, you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.

Seeing the violence and sheer brutality that the unwashed masses of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of ANTIFA engage in in the U.S. should convince one of that.

But it’s difficult to see the world properly when one is looking at it behind a haze of pot smoke.

The R.C.M.P. in Canada have not moved against the thugs and hooligans who have brought Canada’s rail network to a halt by blockading the railway interchange at Belleville, Ontario.

Even though they do have a court injunction telling the protestors to take down their blockade.

A court injunction paper that an unwashed Trotskyite agitator on the Belleville rail intersection burnt.

But Justin whines in Munich, “We must have dialogue and reconciliation.”

Meanwhile Atlantic Canada is running out of propane to heat their homes because there’s no rail traffic bringing it.

Prairie farmers are unable to transport their grain.

Small businesses can’t keep up their inventory.

Grocery store shelves in some parts of Canada may start going bare.

All because a bunch of spoiled brat Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs have their panties in a knot.

Send Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner up there to tell them how to untangle it if they have to.

But don’t bring the entire Canadian nation to a halt.

Meanwhile the Trotskyites and their useful idiot supporters are using the terms “racist” and “colonialist” to describe everyone who criticizes their illegal and anarchistic actions.

Such as Canadian Opposition leader Andrew Scheer whose call for the rule of law to be upheld and these protesting and blockading and revolting bums to be put in jail is sending much of Canada’s leftist media into apoplexy.

Soon they will be quarantined by their physicians as their shaking and paroxysms and spasms will be taken for signs of the Coronavirus.

Being called “neo-colonialist”, “racist”, “sexist” and “homophobic” is something that Marxist agitators will always use to attempt to silence their opponents.

Thus any resemblance between political correctness and Marxism is not purely coincidental – as they’re both one and the same.

Although The Washington Post, The New York Times and most of the U.S. Democratic Party have yet to figure that out.

Justin Trudeau’s problem is that he’s an Antonio Gramscian Marxist and therefore somewhat of a limp wristed pansy when it comes to dealing with hard line Trotskyite insurrection and revolt.

His father Pierre Elliot was also a Marxist but at least he was a Mao and Fidel Castro admiring Marxist.

Therefore he wasn’t afraid to put his foot down when faced with an attempt at armed insurrection and overthrow of civil society.

When the Communist inclined FLQ (Fronte de Liberation du Quebec) kidnapped a British diplomat and a Quebec provincial cabinet minister in October of 1970, Pierre Elliot Trudeau invoked the Emergency War Measures Act and had all the FLQ bums arrested and thrown in jail.

Sadly Justin will not do the same with the Mohawk Warriors and other Trotskyite hard line Marxist organizations among Canada’s indigenous peoples.

Lastly I would like to end by quoting my good friend the late Prime Minister Winston Churchill, “You can’t make a good anti-Communist omelette without breaking a few eggs and cracking a few heads.”

Let us hope Canada will one day have a leader who will use that Churchillian recipe.

-Renfield R. Renfield MP
in an address to the Canada Club,
London, England,
Friday February 14th 2020.

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Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal

February 12, 2020 at 11:56 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)

Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal 

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading an editorial piece on the BBC Television Network,

“Last night Trotskyite Communist Bernie Sanders narrowly defeated Gramscian Communist Pete Buttigieg in the New Hampshire state primary.
Bernie once belonged to the Trotskyite World Socialist International back in his 20s and Pete Buttigieg’s father Joseph Buttigieg was a Communist who taught at Notre Dame University from 1980 until his retirement in 2017 (showing just how far both Notre Dame University and the Catholic Church in the U.S. have gone down hill since the disastrous Second Vatican Council of the 1960s).
Joseph Buttigieg was the translator and editor of the three-volume English translation of Antonio Gramsci’s Prison Works (that the Italian Communist theoretician wrote while enjoying the sodomizing hospitality and the always deadly bar of soap droppings in Benito Mussolini’s prison system).
Joseph Buttigieg was also the founder and President of the International Gramsci Society.
Antonio Gramsci was the Communist theoretician who argued for Communists infiltrating the arts and culture of society to bring about Communist revolution.
Encouraging every form of sexual perversion and sexual degeneracy within arts, entertainment and culture to bring about the moral collapse of society and make it ripe for Communist revolution.
“Make a man depraved and you can make a man a slave” was Gramsci’s motto, slogan and mantra.
Gramsci would no doubt be pleased with what the Hollyweird film and coke snorting music industries have accomplished within American society today.

“Brad Pitt’s insanity and Joaquin Phoenix’s babblings (here Renfield drank from a bottle of milk rather than his usual bottle of Scotch while editorializing) are proof of this at the recent Academy Awards ceremony. The only one with an IQ higher than 100 at the ceremony might have been Martin Scorsese who actually fell asleep during Eminem’s screeching and vocal bouts of the after effects of constipation that counts for musical talent in America today.”

“So we have three Bolshevik methods of achieving power- the Stalinist model which is to commit genocide against and ethnically cleanse everybody in a non-racist non-discriminatory fashion.
There’s the Trotskyite method which is armed struggle and violent protests and insurrections to seize power (although Bernie Sanders is currently Trotskyite lite in that respect).
And there’s the Gramscian method which is to use sexual perversion and degeneracy and debauchery being promoted through arts, entertainment and culture to bring society down to the point where they will meekly accept a Communist takeover.”

“While the Republican Party in the U.S. has been safely taken over by the Neo-Fascists like Donald Trump (who acts like Benito Mussolini on his best days and Adolf Hitler on his worst), various groups of Neo-Bolsheviks struggle for control of the Democrats- the Neo-Stalinists, the Neo-Trotskyites and the Neo-Gramscians.
The Neo-Stalinists in the Democratic Party try to remain in the closet and not come out as Stalin has a somewhat unsavoury and nefarious reputation.
So you won’t see any coming out parades by Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats like you would a certain group of perverts favoured by Gramsci for his culture and society wrecking efforts.
So Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats remain in the closet (where you will find Hillary Clinton, her witches’ brooms, her voodoo dolls and her numerous copies of the book Marina Abramovic’s Spirit Cooking Recipes).
So the rest- the Neo-Trotskyites’ favourite Bernie Sanders and the Neo-Gramscians’ favourite Pete Buttiigieg battle it out.

I noticed Foreign Policy Magazine (the periodical published by the notorious Council On Foreign Relations) has come out with an article entitled The CIA Did Not Help Pete Buttigieg Win Iowa.
That the Council On Foreign Relations would make such a claim probably constitutes proof positive that the CIA did help Buttigieg win Iowa.

Turning to the Trotskyites and Canada, a geopolitical analyst friend of mine visited the World Socialist International website of the Trotskyites this past Sunday night to see how they were marking Trotskyite Bernie Sanders’ campaign.
While there, he encountered an article on how the Trotskyites planned to wreck Canada and the Canadian economy and destabilize the Canadian government to pave the way for anarchy and eventually an armed insurrection.
The Trotskyites said they were going to use the Wet’ suwet’ en hereditary chiefs’ protest against a natural gas pipeline through their land as the catalyst for Trotskyite armed agitator protests, demonstrations and eventually violence to destabilize the Canadian economy and government.
Trotskyite agitators would use indigenous peoples and their sympathizers to block roads, bridges, streets, railroads, airports and access to various public and government buildings claiming to do so in solidarity with the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs.
By bringing the transportation infrastructure of the country to a halt, 
Trotskyites could wreak severe economic damage on the Canadian economy.
The government of Canada and most of the provinces were led by weak political leaders who would not crack down on the protests allowing the situation to fester and become worse.
The geopolitical analyst friend of mine did not think the Trotskyites would act so quickly and so that night wrote a blog post about an Aztec god of the dead on his blog instead.
In fact, the Trotskyites acted the next day shutting down and blockading major railways across the Canadian province of Ontario.
Then on Tuesday, they blockaded numerous city halls across Canada as well as the entrance to the Vancouver Port Authority.
Today they blockaded several major streets and bridges across various Canadian cities and blockaded access to the B.C. Provincial Legislature.
So far no politician has taken concrete action against these anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans.
Instead, in namby-pamby fashion, getting court injunctions against the blockades for actions that are already illegal.
Court injunctions where the injunction papers are promptly burnt by the Trotskyite agitators.
When my geopolitical analyst friend went back to the Trotskyite World Socialist website tonight to link to the post, he discovered that it had been taken down.
No doubt the Trotskyites were so surprised by their success (already various politicians and those in agriculture and industry are admitting the blockades of the nation’s transportation system are quickly bringing the Canadian economy to a halt) in using the Wet’suwet’en land and gas pipeline dispute as a catalyst for their illegal and anarchistic actions, they thought they better take the plan down in case someone discovered they were behind this.

And so as Canada burns, its pot smoking Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is currently in Senegal in west Africa trying to impress people there by air guitar playing with Nero’s fiddle.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 12th
2020.

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The Magician and The Illusion

February 7, 2020 at 11:24 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, magic, Poetry, Romance) ()

The Magician and The Illusion

The magician ended up with a black eye 
His illusion went astray
The audience saw right through him 
and one patron let him know there’s Hell to pay

But his loyal and sexy assistant remains at his side
Offering him arms of comfort
As at the back of a wagon they hitch a ride

And next to them the old carnival barker sits
His bark definitely worse than his bite
And this circus must plain hit the road out of people’s sight 

The road to Oz was much like this 
Behind the curtain lay smoke and mirrors 
But Kansas whirlwinds and melting witches 
Led to the worst of a wizard’s fears 

Sometimes magic acts fall apart 
Sometimes the illusion will not hold 
But when it does and grips a land
dark history will unfold

-A poem written by Christopher
Friday February 7th
2020.

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Clarence Darrow’s Ghost, Trump’s Acquittal, Madonna’s Cream Pie and Uncle Ernie

February 5, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Clarence Darrow’s Ghost, Trump’s Acquittal, Madonna’s Cream Pie and Uncle Ernie

The U.S. Senate voted to acquit Donald Trump 52-48 on charges of abuse of power and 53-47 on charges of obstruction of Congress.

The ghost of Clarence Darrow (who had been released from the Underworld of Hades on the Norse trickster god Loki’s recommendation) never got a chance to shine during Trump’s trial in the Senate.

His particular talent for the Trump defence would have been to question witnesses and the Republican majority in the Senate had voted not to allow witnesses.

Nevertheless Darrow’s ghost did do a final summing up for the Trump defence at the Senate trial with these words,

“The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things,
of sailing ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings,
of why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.”

Darrow’s ghost then sat down.

The famed defence lawyer’s closing argument was totally lost on members on both sides of the aisle.

By using this piece of Jabberwockian poetic prose by Lewis Carroll as his closing argument for Trump’s defence, the great courtroom orator was implying that his closing argument made about as much sense as the rest of the trial.

But the nuances to be found by this brief speech was totally lost on the politicians and political pundits of 21st Century America on all sides.

Both CNN and Fox News totally ignored Darrow’s address.

As did The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Meanwhile on this day of Senate acquittal of Trump, as the clock ticked down towards midnight in Washington DC, the ghost of Gen. Qassem Soleimani appeared to Utah Sen. Mitt Romney and warned the Republican Senator that there was now a drone with his name on it.

Meanwhile allegations were now surfacing from the Underworld of Hades that the residents of the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, during coffee and lunch breaks from their time roasting away on barbecue spits, had hacked the Iowa Democratic caucus app and had tilted the results towards their own favourite son Pete Buttigieg.

However it was unlikely that Bernie Sanders who did not have the paranoid conspiratorial hysterics of one Hillary Rodham Clinton (who had many years ago tried to imagine the possibility of her husband’s marital infidelity was not real but was rather the result of a vast right wing conspiracy) would cry “Sodom and Gomorrah collusion!”.

Nor was it likely that Robert Mueller would be sent down to Hades to investigate.

On another front, the rock music legend Madonna had had a cream pie thrown in her face.

Her bodyguards (who were sobriety challenged at the time because they had been drinking way too many Harvey Wallbangers) claimed the cream pie assailant was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears.

The cream pie assault had taken place only hours after Madonna said Prince Harry and Meghan Markle should trade “boring old Canada” for New York City.

Madonna wanted the couple to rent her New York City apartment from her.

How exciting a place New York City is could be seen from the fact that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo was currently burning several pinches of incense in front of statues of Baal and Moloch in the New York City penthouse apartment of a globalist billionaire.

Meanwhile in a jail in London England, an Australian named Uncle Ernie, who was awaiting a courtroom appearance at the Old Bailey, was currently looking at photos of rock star Madonna that he had snapped on his smart phone a while ago.

As he looked at the photos of Madonna and what she was showing, Uncle Ernie recited his own paraphrased version of lines from Edward Lear’s 19th Century poem The Owl and The Pussy-cat, “What a horrible pussy you are, you are, what a horrible pussy you are.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 5th
2020.

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Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752

January 8, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Tragedy) (, , )

Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752

Pictures speak a thousand words 
A child’s toy stares up at one from the ground 
not far from Tehran
A plush elephant with happy smiling face
And arms open wide ready to hug

Its owner a small child
Who now lies somewhere among the rubble and debris 
that was Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752
from Tehran to Kiev
A Boeing 737 Model 800

176 lives lost 
A bride and groom married in Tehran on New Year’s Day
beginning a journey back to their home in Canada
only to return to soil 
not far from their place of wedding nuptials 
Wedding joy now to be replaced by mourning at funerals 

Another couple husband and wife 
Both professors and their two lovely daughters 
The youngest said to be very inquisitive 
And who only recently began playing soccer 

She’d always ask, a tearful coach now tells reporters,
Why do we have to do this exercise, coach?
Will it help us win?
Will it help us get better at playing?

A voice full of curiosity 
That now will no longer be heard 
in the spring 
When birds chirp 
And the soccer ball is dropped on green grass
And one player will be missing from the team.

A woman doctor 
And her two teen daughters 
She brought experience and knowledge to her patients
They brought smiles and joy to classmates 
And now both a doctor’s office 
And a classroom will feel a lot emptier

A man has lost a sister
And parents have lost a son
And so so many have lost friends
And loved ones.

The spectre of death has raised his hand so many times in this region of the world 
Through war and conflict 
and clash of titanic egos

But that is not enough to satisfy death
A country’s leadership vows vengeance for a general slain
And another country’s leader gives a press conference in which he proclaims Victory and says peace is available to those willing to capitulate to him

But those huge egos that are the handmaidens of death 
are still not enough to satisfy that scythe wielding spectre’s appetite

He must on his own reach out a giant spectral hand 
And pull a plane down from the sky 
176 lives lost
A newly wed couple 
An entire family 
A brother 
A sister 
A son

The hand of death will create a ripple effect across the world
A voice that will no longer be heard
A smile that will no longer be seen 
An empty chair forever empty 
A locker with contents to be emptied
but not by the locker’s owner.

A child’s toy 
A plush elephant with happy smiling face 
And arms open wide ready to hug
And its owner no longer around to receive it.

-A poem written by Christopher
Wednesday January 8th
2020.

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On Sherlock Holmes’ Birthday: Renfield Discusses Donald Trump, Neo-Bolshevik Cultural Marxism and Soleimani’s Death

January 6, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

On Sherlock Holmes’ Birthday: Renfield Discusses Donald Trump, Neo-Bolshevik Cultural Marxism and Soleimani’s Death

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed by BBC News anchorwoman Geeta Guru-Murthy on the issues facing the start of the new year.

Seeing as how today January 6th was Sherlock Holmes’ birthday, the MP was wearing a deerstalker cap, a grey and cream coloured plaid raincoat and chewing a curved Dutch style wooden pipe.

Geeta Guru-Murthy: Before we get started on discussing geopolitics, Mr. Renfield, what is your take on last night’s Golden Globe Awards?

Renfield: Well, I didn’t really watch it.
I just saw a few clips of the ceremony. But it does look like Ricky Gervais was letting the bozos and zombies who are the Hollywood celebrities of today have it. Good for him.

Geeta: Anything that particularly caught your attention?

Renfield: Well I notice some airheaded Hollywood bimbo said her career would never have been successful as it was if she hadn’t been allowed to bump off her child. A statement that was met with vigorous applause and cheering by most of the audience.
Gervais noted that he wished the winners would stop talking politics since they really didn’t have anything to contribute to the subject seeing as how most of them have had even less schooling than Greta Thunberg.
Probably a truer statement hasn’t been uttered at a Hollywood awards ceremony in the past 60 years.

Geeta: I notice there was some in the world news media who weren’t comfortable with Gervais’ take. For example Canada’s Toronto Star newspaper had a headline that read Here’s What’s Wrong With Ricky Gervais’ Sneering Golden Globes Monologue.

(Renfield took off his coat, pulled his pants down and picking up a copy of the Toronto Star newspaper put it down the back of his boxer shorts and began scratching)

When he had finished, Renfield remarked, “Here’s what wrong with Canada’s most pre-eminent leftist rag The Toronto Star. It’s not as comfortable as toilet paper.”

Renfield threw the newspaper away.

Geeta (shocked) : Well, that was an interesting insight.

Renfield (pulling his pants up and putting his raincoat back on) : It’s cultural Marxism and what I call Neo-Bolshevism at its worst. The attitudes exemplified by modern Hollywood and the music and entertainment industries as well as most of the news media in the western world. Early 20th Century Italian Marxist theoretician Antonio Gramsci theorized that the way to victory for world Marxism was in making humanity depraved. Gramsci said, “If you can make a man depraved, then you can make him a slave.” And Hollywood and the modern music, culture, entertainment and media industries have certainly succeeded in making multitudes of men and women depraved throughout the western world. ”

Geeta: So what happens now?

Renfield: Well of course Communism collapsed in the countries of Central and Eastern Europe back in the early 1990s. And some people thought this was the end of Communism. Nothing could have been further from the truth. While the Communists were no longer in control of Central and Eastern European governments, they were quickly taking control of the Roman Catholic Church and the United Nations. In 2013, they finally succeeded in putting a Neo-Bolshevik Jorge Mario Bergoglio in as Pope. Pope Francis.
And the Neo-Bolshevik Francis has been busy signing up other world religions to get behind his one world religion which will be behind the one-world government that the Neo-Bolshevik United Nations hopes to have in place by 2030. ”

“Has not Donald Trump upset their plans?” Geeta asked.

“Yes, it seems to be like the 1930s all over again. The only thing that stood in the way of Communism taking control of all of Europe back then were the rise of Fascists like Hitler and Mussolini. You could call Trump a Neo-Fascist but Trumpian Neo-Fascism is not quite like the Fascism of the 1930s. Trump is not an anti-Semite like Hitler was as can be seen by the fact he has a Jewish son-in-law Jared Kushner and his daughter Ivanka is a convert to Judaism. But one thing Trump does have in common with Hitler and Mussolini is he views himself as an Emperor. Mussolini saw himself as rebuilding the Roman Empire (using the symbol of the Roman Fasces) and Hitler saw himself as a new Germanic Emperor Frederick Barbarossa. Trump is like some of the major bigwigs in the last days of the Roman Republic. A Pompey or a Julius Caesar. Sees himself as divine or a god and feels he should forever be the ruler.”

Geeta: What about taking out Iranian Major-General Qasem Soleimani?

Renfield: He did it solely to save his own political skin. Nancy Pelosi was withholding the articles of impeachment from the Senate so he could have a speedy trial and get acquitted. Thus he needed a distraction. What better distraction than a war? So he ordered the targeted killing of Soleimani.
Interestingly enough he ordered the killing this past January 2nd which happened to be the 865th anniversary of Hitler’s idol Frederick Barbarossa becoming Holy Roman Emperor. Fascinating how important historical dates seem to intertwine with one another.”

Geeta’s bosses who were degenerate Neo-Bolshevik cultural Marxists at the BBC were gesturing for her to end the interview with the politically incorrect Renfield.

Geeta: I see my producer says we’re out of time. Coming up next… (Geeta looked at the teleprompter and gasped) … a special news documentary on the sex life of a raccoon.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 6th
2020.


“And the deadly wound of the Beast was healed. And the whole world wondered after the Beast.”

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Ponderings: Ghost In The City? Or A City of Ghosts?

January 2, 2020 at 11:21 pm (Commentary, Ghost Story, Poetry, Short Story) ()

Ponderings: Ghost In The City?
Or A City of Ghosts?

As she walked city streets, 
she wondered,
was she a ghost walking in a city?

Or was she a mortal 
walking in a city of ghosts?

-A poem written by Christopher
Thursday January 2nd
2020.

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UK Election 2019 Aftermath

December 13, 2019 at 11:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

UK Election 2019 Aftermath

The results of the UK General Election were in.

Out of 650 seats in the UK House of Commons, the Conservatives had won 365 (the same amount of days in a year), Labour had won 203 (the same amount of pickles that Jeremy Corbyn had in his jar of dill pickles and he himself was now in a pickle), the Scottish Nationalist Party had won 48 (the same amount of times that William Wallace had hit England’s King Edward I in the rear end with rocks fired from Wallace’s sling shot), the Liberal Democrats had won 11 (the hour the clock reads 1 hour before the stroke of midnight), the Democratic Ulster Party had won 8 (the number of days in a week in a song the Beatles had once sung about) and the other parties had seats adding up to 15 (Napoleon Bonaparte had met his Waterloo in the year 1815).

Liberal Democratic Party leader Jo Swinson had lost her own seat of East Dunbartonshire to a Scottish Nationalist.

British Transhumanist Party leader Renfield R. Renfield had won in his constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds defeating his nearest opponent Conservative candidate (and former MP) Agathor Christie by a plurality of over 48,000 votes.

Renfield’s Tranhumanist Party colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana had likewise won in her constituency of Newbridge in Wales defeating her nearest opponent Labour candidate (and former MP) Magog Rhys Petley by a plurality of 6000 votes.

Both Agathor and Magog had returned to London today to re-open their private eyes’ agency they had now renamed the Double Losers Private Detective Agency.

. . .

Meanwhile in Rome, Pope Francis had received a congratulatory email sent to him today by the pastor of a Bible Presbyterian Church in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

The Northern Ireland Presbyterian pastor was congratulating Pope Francis for a remark he had made at yesterday’s Mass commemorating the Feast Day of Our Lady of Guadalupe.

During the Mass, Pope Francis said it would be “foolishness” for the Roman Catholic Church to bestow on the Virgin Mary the title “Co-Redemptrix”.

Cerberus down in Hades was anxious to get the late Rev. Ian Paisley’s take on the congratulatory email sent to Pope Francis.

Rev. Paisley was currently roasting away on a rotating rotisserie spit in Purgatory.

A bunch of demons had told Hades the god of the Underworld that it would probably be more of a punishment for Rev. Paisley if he roasted away in Purgatory (a place and a doctrine that he didn’t believe in) than if he roasted away in Tartarus aka Hell (a place and a doctrine he did believe in).

Rev. Paisley was too busy screaming to take the time to answer Cerberus’ question.

. . .

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was in the kitchen at 10 Downing Street helping himself to milk and cookies after a long and busy day of triumph.

He was wearing a night robe that was covered in the slogan LET’S GET BREXIT DONE.

There was a knock at the door of 10 Downing.

Johnson opened it.

It was German Chancellor Angela Merkel standing there with a tape recorder and a cue card reading SAY IT’S CAROLLERS.

“It’s carollers,” Johnson addressed his dog and his teddy bear who were standing on the carpet behind him.

Angela Merkel then held a series of cue cards saying how much she loved him and how much Germany loved Britain and wouldn’t he re-consider saying no to the Brexit divorce.

Afterwards, Johnson tossed his cookies down the toilet bowl.

. . .

The London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was startled to see the Scottish vampiress Wilhelmina Wallace (1st cousin to Scottish independence hero William Wallace) standing in his bedroom.

Wilhelmina Wallace had been turned into a vampiress by an evil Knights-Templar vampire back in the early 1300s.

Wilhelmina Wallace had first visited Set after the September 18th 2014 referendum on Scottish independence which the pro-independence side had lost.

Wilhelmina Wallace had correctly blamed Set for the YES side’s defeat.

She had beaten the merde out of Set on that occasion.

Now she warned Set not to interfere in any future Scottish independence referendums.

Set said okay.

Even Nefertiti Galore the Set Estate’s usually fierce guard and watch cat got out of Wilhelmina Wallace’s way when she left.

No one not even Egyptian deity vampire or martial arts cat dared interfere with a member of the Scots clan Wallace.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Friday December 13th
2019.

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30th Anniversary of The Fall of The Berlin Wall

November 9, 2019 at 11:08 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Video) (, , , )

30th Anniversary of The Fall of The Berlin Wall

It was 30 years ago today on a magical and memorable night that the Berlin Wall came down.

For those of us alive then and old enough to remember the moment, it was one of the rare moments of joy that one experiences when it seems however briefly that the world is as one.

As King Arthur said in that old mid-20th Century Broadway musical, “For one brief shining moment, there was Camelot..”

And it was indeed one very brief shining moment.

Less than a year later, Iraq’s Saddam Hussein would invade Kuwait and set in motion a tragic string of events that would haunt the world for the next 30 years.

A genocide would occur in Rwanda in 1994.

The former Yugoslavia would see “ethnic cleansing” as that federation broke apart.

Bill Clinton as President of the United States in early 1999 delivered an ultimatum to Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic that not only threatened Serbian sovereignty over Kosovo but Serbian sovereignty over the rest of Serbia as well.

The threat was delivered to Serbia by Clinton’s New World Order globalist loving Secretary of State Madeleine Albright (whom more perceptive commentators of the time referred to as Madeleine Half-bright and quite possibly less than that).

Milosevic quite naturally refused to cede Serbian sovereignty over Serbia to NATO and the UN so Clinton ordered a NATO aerial bombardment of Serbia that lasted 78 days.

Seeing their Slavic Orthodox cousins and allies the Serbs bombed, Russia ended whatever rapprochement it had with the West that had been unfolding since the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and embarked on a different policy.

Russian President Boris Yeltsin, who had previously sought to be a friend of the West, named a former KGB operative Vladimir Putin as Prime Minister of Russia in August 1999 and then named Putin his successor as President on December 31st 1999.

So thanks to horny and Serb bombing Bill, the rapprochement between Russia and the West would go down the drain.

And Bill’s witch bitch wife Hillary would go on to blame Russia and its assets every time she lost a Presidential race which was quite often (first the Democratic nomination to Barack Obama in 2008 and then the Presidency itself to Donald Trump in 2016).

September 11th 2001 (or 9/11 as it’s now known) produced the totally opposite feelings of the feelings evoked on November 9th 1989.

That magical night when the Berlin Wall came down, it felt like world peace would break out.

That tragic day when the Twin Towers came down, it felt like world war might break out.

Between Ronald Reagan in Berlin in 1987 speaking those words, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” and Donald Trump in 2016 telling his supporters, “Let us build a wall”, a lot of water has flowed under the bridge.

10 years ago tonight, I had made a short animated music video at Goanimate to celebrate the then 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Since I did not have a paid membership at GoAnimate to upload videos directly to YouTube I used my camera to film the video directly off my GoAnimate page on my old iMac computer and then uploaded that recording from my camera to YouTube.

Arabella was the name of my animated character that I had created at GoAnimate.

I had her appearing in a short Star Trek video with Captain Kirk.

I had her appear with Sherlock Holmes in solving a mystery.

I had her investigating a haunted house in a ghost story video I made.

But this was the only Arabella video I had shot with my old camera and uploaded to YouTube directly.

Because when GoAnimate went to Paid membership only sometime in the early 2010s, it deleted all the videos of its non-paying members.

So consequently this Arabella music video I made on the fall of the Berlin Wall is the only animated video I made at GoAnimate that I have left:

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