Renfield’s Podcast For September 3rd 2021

September 3, 2021 at 10:53 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Renfield began with his first news item,

“For those of you who have taken the Pfizer gene serum (called a “vaccine”) for Covid-19, Pfizer has announced that it is working on a Covid pill to be released by the end of the year and will be required to be taken twice a day in order for the Pfizer gene serums/”vaccines” to be effective.

The announcement was made this past Wednesday by Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla.”

Renfield then went on to News Item #2,

“A group of brainless airheaded Moloch worshipping pro-abortion supporters chanted “Hands off our bodies” as they stood stupidly wearing face masks on the steps of the Texas state capitol.

The face mask coverings would not have been enough to save most of them from Pan Goatee’s Beauty Aesthetics Appreciation Program had he been in the neighbourhood.”

Renfield went on to his third news item,

“U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts is an Apostle of The Antichrist.

Which should come as no surprise since he was appointed by America’s Antichrist President George W. Bush.”

At that moment, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was watching Renfield’s podcast) had a vision of U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts participating in a satanic ritual ceremony where he was kissing the bare buttocks of the demons Baal and Baphomet.

Uncle Ernie who was having a hallucinogenic drug trip down in Australia was having much the same vision and wishing he was Baphomet.

Renfield went on to his 4th news item,

“America’s current Antichrist President Joe Biden wants financial institutions to report information on customer bank accounts to the IRS.

Joe Biden is going to hire 86,852 new agents to enforce this.

In order to do that, Biden will spend an extra $80 billion a year on the IRS. ”

Renfield then added an editorial comment of his own, “Joe Biden is among the biggest of Satan’s useful idiots.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a vision of Joe Biden meeting with the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles, the ghost of Bavarian Illuminati founder Adam Weishaupt and the ghost of Woodrow Wilson’s Communist advisor Colonel Edward Mandell House to discuss the plan.

Renfield then went on to his 5th news item,

“CNN’s anal retentive sodomite and sour fruit Don Lemon says that hospitals should only admit and treat people who are vaccinated.”

Renfield then finished with an editorial analysis,

“Did you know that 2 giant global investment firms control almost everything you buy? Blackrock and Vanguard hold large interests in most of the world’s most pivotal companies.

Blackrock is the only private firm that has financial agreements to lend money to most of the world’s central banking systems.

Blackrock also developed the software used by the U.S. Federal Reserve to manage financial transactions.

Are Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola competitors? How about Apple and Android? What about Pfizer and Bayer pharmaceuticals?

Well Blackrock and Vanguard own large shares of them all.

In fact, most of the large corporations that supply the food, data, information and drugs that much of the world uses every day are controlled by a few select investment firms of which the most preeminent are Blackrock and Vanguard.

The world has a global capitalist system but it’s not free enterprise as free enterprise implies competition.

It is monopoly capitalism on a global scale pure and simple.

The only place where free enterprise capitalism truly existed in 2019 and before was at the local level not the global level.

And thanks to the CCP releasing the Wuhan virus on the world in 2020, that last true bastion of free enterprise has been rapidly eroding thanks to global lockdowns where interestingly enough the really big chain stores were not locked down.

Here are some of the companies where Blackrock and Vanguard hold a large investment interest:

Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Amazon, Alibaba, Pfizer, Bayer Pharmaceuticals, AstraZenica, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, Apple, Netflix, Reuters, Viacom, ATT, Tesla, The New York Times, Agricultural Bank of China, FedEx, American Airlines, United Airlines, TUI AG, Zimmer Biomet Holdings, Volkswagen AG, Ford Motor Company, CBS, FOX, ABC and NBC to say nothing of numerous others.”

The ghost of Raymond host of the old Inner Sanctum Radio Mysteries is brought in for the closing, “Good night… and… pleasant dreams?”.

Being wished a good night and pleasant dreams from Raymond your host on old time radio.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 3rd
2021.

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Satanic Witch Kathleen Sebelius Is An Apostle of The Antichrist

July 16, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

BBC News Announcer: British MP Renfield R. Renfield continues to find himself at the center of controversy.
Earlier this week the colourful MP publicly called for the assassination of French President Emmanuel Macron after Mr. Macron announced that he would like to implement a vaccine passport in France.
Then this past Wednesday Mr. Renfield recorded and released his own paraphrased version of the John Lennon song Imagine.
That song sent George Soros, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping and WHO head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus into fits of apoplexy from which they’re yet to recover.
Today Renfield made a statement at a press conference that sent former U.S. President Barack Obama into a fit of apoplexy from which he’s yet to recover.
This latest controversy started this past Tuesday when former Obama Administration Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius appeared on CNN’s OutFront program and said that Americans who have not received a Coronavirus vaccine should not be allowed to work or have access to children and should be limited on where they are allowed to go.
Today Renfield at his press conference publicly called for former U.S. Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to be assassinated.

(A video clip is then shown of Renfield)

Renfield (speaking): “Ms. Sebelius in making these statements has shown herself to be one of many despots and demagogues on the globe who would seek to impose tyranny on the world in the name of their self-professed “expertise in health”. The greatest Catholic philosopher of all times Saint Thomas Aquinas said that tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant) is a morally justifiable form of killing. It is for the common good (that tyrants like her are always yacking about) and for the glorious cause of freedom (that tyrants like her have no idea what it means) that this woman should be dispatched from this life and sent on her merry way to the flames of Tartarus where she belongs.”

A short animated music video about 6 seconds in length (that Renfield made and produced) is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The short animated music video shows former U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius singing a few paraphrased lyrics from John Lennon’s song Imagine.

Sings Kathleen Sebelius,

“You might think I’m an asshole
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 16th
2021.

The lovely Pier Angeli at Port Afrique in 1956 prophetically says

to the ugly satanic witch Kathleen Sebelius in 2021,
“I renounce you as Christ’s enemy and Antichrist’s disciple.”

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Renfield’s Take On John Lennon’s Song Imagine

July 14, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Songs, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in his study writing a song about the proposed post-pandemic Great Reset New World Order (to the tune of John Lennon’s song Imagine).

Renfield (singing):

Imagine there’s no Heaven
Very easy if you try
Hell is all around us
Makes one want to cry
Imagine all the people
Livin’ for today
Until they keel over
From vaccine mRNA

Imagine there’s no countries
Just a global Covid zoo
Nothing to kill or die for
The jab took care of that too
Imagine all the people
Restin’ dead in peace
Yoo-hoo,ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

Imagine no possessions
except for George Soros and crew
Bill Gates will give you booster updates
And his middle finger too
Imagine all the Commies
Vaxin’ all the world
Yoo-hoo, ooh-ooh

You might think this a nightmare
But it’s called Build Back Better
at the globalists’ World Trade Fair
One World united in despair

-A Renfieldian song
and
Vampire Novel Chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 14th
2021.

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Emmanuel Macron: The French Poodle Napoleon/Hitler Wannabe

July 13, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
-The Apocalypse of Saint John aka Book of Revelation 13:17

The ghost of the late Larry King had been called to fill in at the CNN evening anchor desk as current living (but brain dead) on-air CNN personalities were pre-occupied with doing other things.

“Jim Acosta,” Larry King’s ghost addressed the vain and pompous blowhard, “why can’t you be here tonight?”.

“I’m busy engaging in carnal relations with bees, wasps and hornets,” Acosta replied as a bunch of the critters mentioned swarmed around his naked body causing America’s TV dinner eating audience to lose their appetites.

“Well, whatever floats your boat,” Larry adjusted his ghostly bow tie and pulled up his ghostly suspenders.

The camera briefly turned to a screenshot of Joe Biden sniffing Kamala Harris’ pussy.

As the cat spat at him.

“I will now address the same question to the appropriately last named Don Lemon,” King’s ghost went on, “Why can’t you be here tonight?”.

Lemon lisped, “Because I’m in a gay bath house getting my organ massaged.”

“All right,” King’s ghost nodded, “Be sure to get your piano tuned up as well while you’re at it.”

The camera then turned to a screenshot of Kamala Harris getting run over by a photocopier from rural Texas.

“I’ll have to read this story myself,” Larry put on his ghostly spectral spectacles and looked at the camera, “French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that those in France who don’t have a Covid vaccine passport will be banned from participating in basic activities such as visiting shopping malls, restaurants and using public transport.
In a public address to the nation, Macron made clear that only those who have taken the vaccine will be allowed to enter venues such as hospitals, bars and tourist attractions.”

Emmanuel Macron can be seen on the screen as the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appear on his forehead.

The screen then switches to Pope Francis in his hospital bed as he plays the guitar and sings an old John Lennon song, “Imagine there’s no Heaven, It’s easy if you try, No Hell below us, Above us only sky…”

“And now here for an editorial comment is the ghost of Orson Welles reading from the King James Bible,” Larry’s ghost introduced the larger than life screen giant who was a director, actor and screenplay writer.

Read Welles’ ghost while sipping from a glass of spectral red wine, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the mark of the beast or the name of the beast or the number of his name.”

Larry’s ghost went on, “In other news, British MP Renfield R. Renfield once again found himself at the center of controversy when he publicly called for the assassination of the French President after Macron made the announcement on Covid vaccine passports. Here are some of Mr. Renfield’s remarks…”

Said Renfield, “I publicly call for the assassination of Emmanuel Macron. Europe must be rid of this despot and demagogue before the entire continent falls under tyranny. It is time that someone jab this French poodle Napoleon/Hitler wannabe with a Polonium-210 virus.”

“Where does one find the Polonium-210 virus?” Joe Biden asked his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ as he patted it.

In his office in the Kremlin, Russian President Vladimir Putin sat and smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 13th
2021.

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If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It

June 18, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Commentary, Culture, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


“I’ll take that last slice of pizza if you don’t mind, Mr. Farrow.”

“Cut!” Orson Welles shouted, “That’s a take!”.

“I’ll say it is,” said the actress as she grabbed and ate the last slice of pizza.

The day’s production was over.

Welles took his hat and coat and went to a nearby lounge where he ordered a glass of red wine.

After a few sips, he fell asleep.

When he awoke, he was a ghost in a pub in London called The Ghosts’ Inn and he was sipping a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

Welles wasn’t sure whether he was a mortal man dreaming that he was a ghost or whether he was a ghost dreaming about his days as a mortal man.

It was like that myth he had once heard about the man who fell asleep and dreamed that he was a caterpillar and then when he woke up again, he wasn’t sure whether he was a man who dreamed he was a caterpillar or whether he’s a caterpillar who’s now dreaming that he’s a man.

“Such intense thoughts on the cusp of the summer solstice,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked over a gin and tonic.

“I wasn’t aware that I was thinking such thoughts aloud,” Welles’ ghost sighed.

“You were,” Renfield dug into his fish and chips with his knife and fork.

A butterfly flew in through the window of the pub.

“I wonder what the butterfly dreams,” Renfield mused aloud.

“Not sure,” Welles admitted, “But he’s got both man and caterpillar beat.”

“Of course there are some idiots,” Renfield pointed out, “let’s call them in Seinfeldian fashion Klaus Schwab, the World Economic Forum, Joe Biden, Justin Trudeau and Boris Johnson who probably figure that when it comes to butterflies, they can still Build Back Better.”

A British engineering student (who had spent the Covid lockdown studying Schwab’s book on The Fourth Industrial Revolution) was in another booth operating his robotic butterfly (that he called the Transbutterfly).

The Transbutterfly was trying to take nectar from the petal of an artificial flower.

The butterfly who had flown past Renfield and Welles flew out the door while the Transbutterfly flew into another customer’s pint of ale where it burst a gasket and disintegrated.

Dashwood Forrest the noted London art gallery dealer walked past Renfield and Welles carrying a godawful painting.

“What’s that hideous monstrosity?” Both Welles and Renfield asked at the same time.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to give this painting away,” Forrest admitted, “Bill Gates gave it to me on commission to sell. It’s a painting that he himself painted. He calls it Painting of A Build Back Better Sunset.”

“That’s a sunset?” Welles and Renfield both asked increduously at the same time.

Renfield put on his spectacles and Welles put on a ghostly spectral monocle.

Both man and ghost reacted with horror.

Renfield vomitted all over the painting while Welles spewed forth ghostly ectoplasm.

“I have to say that’s a very significant improvement,” Forrest declared after the vomit and ectoplasm now found their way on to Bill Gates’ Build Back Better Sunset.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 18th
2021.

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Saint George’s Day and Extremely Curious George

April 23, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

First he was covering history:

“It was on this day April 23rd:

-in 303 AD that Saint George died
-in 1014 that Brian Boru the High King of Ireland died after having just defeated the Vikings in battle at the Battle of Clontarf (it also happened to be Good Friday that year)
-in 1616 that William Shakespeare died (he had also been born on the same date back in 1564).”

. . .

Renfield then examined current news stories:

“Yesterday April 22nd was Earth Day and thus senile old fool Joe Biden held a Virtual Climate Summit via internet video conferencing to mark the occasion.
Among the many speakers at the summit were the UN’s Communist Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, billionaire and failed 2020 U.S. Democratic Presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg, famed eugenicist and population control advocate Bill Gates, Communist China’s paramount leader and Wuhan Institute of Virology CCP Virus super super super superspreader Xi Jinping, and of course the most boring, most heretical and most apostate pontiff in recent memory Pope Francis.
The Pope concluded his message “in commemoration of Earth Day when this destruction of nature will hopefully end.”
The Pope (nor did any other speaker at the summit) did not mention the fact that the co-founder of Earth Day in 1970 Mr. Ira Samuel Einhorn later murdered and attempted to compost his girlfriend.”

. . .

Meanwhile Set Enterprises’ genetically created stegosaurus named Extremely Curious George managed to use this evening of Saint George’s Day to escape from Set Enterprises’ Laboratories.

Extremely Curious George had been cloned by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher using stegosaurus blood that was found in a perfectly preserved prehistoric mosquito found in amber.

Henry to Heloise: “All this talk of extinction of species and here’s a stegosaurus raiding our refrigerator.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 23rd
2021

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Zombie Nosferatu Major League Baseball

April 5, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sports, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a podcast on this Monday evening.

Renfield read his script as he sipped a glass of brandy, “Antichrist worshipping Georgia senator and satanic Rev. Raphael Warnock the warlock denied the literal Resurrection of Christ in his Easter Sunday sermon.
He was denounced as a heretic by lawyer Jenna Ellis.
Blithering idiot and MSNBC resident airhead Joy Reid rushed to the apostate Rev. Warnock’s defense.
Snivelling to Jenna Ellis in an airheaded tweet, “Madame, I’m gonna take Rev. Warnock’s word as a Pastor and a scholar on the Word over yours, if you don’t mind” pointing out that Rev. Warnock is the senior pastor of the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s former church.
Ignoring the fact that the terms “Scholar” and “Democratic Party politician” are mutually exclusive of one another, the fact that Rev. Warnock the warlock is senior pastor of Martin Luther King Jr.’s Church doesn’t mean dick (and we’re not talking Cressida the Fascist female police commissioner of the Metropolitan London Police Service here).
Saint Peter once called Jesus “the Christ, the Son of the Living God” and today we have sitting on the Throne of Peter someone who once told an Italian journalist back in 2018 that “when Jesus became Incarnate as Man, He ceased to be God.”
Just because a Church once had an illustrious predecessor doesn’t mean that its current occupant isn’t a heretic and a twit.”

Renfield then went on to his next story.

On the screen behind him was a a photo of 8 “Night of The Living Dead” style zombies wearing 1919 Chicago White Sox uniforms and having the caption 8 Men Way Out above them and the caption Field of Nightmares below them.

“Well the latest North American professional sports league to have its brains eaten by zombies and become “woke” as a result is Major League Baseball which is going to boycott the All-Stars Professional Baseball Game in Atlanta, Georgia because the Georgia government recently passed a law making it a requirement for a voter to have valid ID in order to be able to vote in an election in Georgia.
Major League Professional Baseball, as a result of being brain dead and “woke”, has denounced the voter ID requirement law as being “racist”.
The only person stupid enough to believe that having a valid ID card in order to vote is “racist” would be a white leftist liberal.
Which explains why the white leftist liberals were in fact the first ones to come up with this absurd assertion.
White liberals (most of whom secretly believe that all blacks are stupid and are incapable of getting through life without the help of they- the white liberal self-proclaimed saviours) do not think that blacks are capable of reading and writing and filling out an application for a valid ID card on their own.
Thus to have a valid ID card in order to vote is “racist” in the white liberal’s way of thinking or rather way of NOT thinking.
And those who are non-white and agree with the white liberal’s way of NOT thinking, then judging them by the content of their character and not the colour of their skin, sad to say these people are idiots who have chosen to have their lips surgically attached to the buttocks of the corrupt, graft ridden and pedophilia promoting U.S. Democratic Party machine.
And on a final note, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Major League Baseball announced that it would be boycotting the All-Stars Baseball Game in Atlanta on the day right after it announced that it had signed a very lucrative financial deal for broadcast rights in Asia with the huge Communist China telecoms giant corporation TenCent (which is definitely worth an infinite amount more than 10c).
TenCent is well known for its close ties to the CCP government in Beijing.
And as we all know the CCP wants a “woke” brain dead zombie America.
Because as the Big Bad Wolf dressed as Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother might put it, “The better it is to control you, my dear.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 5th
2021.

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Freemasonry, Communism and Civil Wars

December 11, 2020 at 11:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“The Freemasonic controlled U.S. Supreme Court by throwing out the Texas lawsuit over the cheating Democrats’ fraud rigged U.S. election have now cleared the way for the 2nd U.S. Civil War to begin.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

In 1860, the Scottish Rite Freemasons backed slavery for blacks. When a Lincoln victory upset their plans, the Freemasonic controlled Democrats fought a Civil War.
Of course the only reason Abraham Lincoln won the 1860 U.S. Presidential election was because there were no Dominion vote tabulating machines back in the day…

British MP Renfield R. Renfield stopped writing his article for The Times of London to check his Twitter feed.

He noticed Trump’s attractive looking lawyer Jenna Ellis had made a statement so he tweeted to her, “Jenna, to stop a Communist takeover of both America and the world, American patriots must now prepare to take up arms and fight a 2nd U.S. Civil War for freedom.”

Renfield then made a notation that WHO’s TPLF Communist head and Xi Jinping stooge Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus should join his list of people who should be shot by firing squad on Christmas Day 2020.

He then made a notation that CNN’s Jim Acosta should be stripped naked then hung with a rope around his neck until dead live on television.

He further added the notation that before the live broadcast, the following disclaimer should be shown, “This scene may not be suitable for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.”

Renfield continued his Times of London article, “Now 160 years later, the Republicans (non-Communist Republicans as there are now many U.S. Republicans who are like the Spanish Republicans in the Spanish Civil War- Communist to the core) must now join together to form a more perfect Union against a 2nd Democrat controlled American Confederacy of Dunces who favour slavery for all even as the 1st American Democrat controlled Confederacy of Dunces favoured slavery for blacks…”

Renfield stopped to post a tweet saying that New York Democratic Party Congresswoman Alexandria Occasional-Cortex was an airhead (as there might be many Nigel Bruce-like Doctor Watsons out there unable to figure that out on their own).

. . .

One of Joe Biden’s aides remarked to Joe Biden (after his possessing demon Mephistopheles temporarily left his body to take a demonic bathroom break), “Hey Joe, you know that ghost next to you, the one who’s been serving as your number one spirit advisor the past 11 months?.”

Biden took a look at the ghostly spectral dark haired and dark moustached spirit sitting next to him and asked, “What about him?.”

Biden’s aide said, “I just recognized now who that ghost is. That’s the ghost of John Wilkes Booth the man who shot Lincoln.”

Biden shrugged, “So?”.

Biden’s aide answered, “So he shot Lincoln.”

Biden yawned, “Who cares? I only recently found out that Lincoln was a Republican.”

The vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) entered the room.

Tomi/Trotsky pulled out a gun and shot dead the Biden aide who questioned John Wilkes Booth’s ghost being there.

Tomi had earlier today resigned as Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.

The reason?

Biden was going to name the vampire Tomi/Trotsky as his U.S. Army Chief of Staff.

. . .

“Freemasonry is the unacknowledged father of the two illegitimate bastard chidren Fascism/Nazism and Marxist-Leninist Communism.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

The ghost of the late U.S. President John F. Kennedy stood at the East Portico of the United States Capitol in Washington DC where he had delivered his Presidential Inaugural Address.

Kennedy’s ghost began speaking, “Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that Joe Biden is an asshole…”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 11th
2020.

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How Renfield Would Like To Celebrate Christmas Day 2020

December 7, 2020 at 11:34 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed via livestream by Russell “Rusty” Charlie a TV talk show host in Great Falls, Montana.

Rusty: Mr. Renfield, one of our viewers sent us an email wondering how would you like to celebrate Christmas Day this year if you were given the choice to celebrate Christmas Day exactly the way you want?

Renfield: Well, I’d like to celebrate Christmas Day in this year of 2020 the same way the Romanian people celebrated Christmas Day in 1989.

Rusty: For the benefit of our viewers under 40 who are products of the American public education system and therefore don’t know any history and for the benefit of myself who was engaged in an all-time consuming nasty alimony legal battle with one of my ex-wives in that year of ’89, could you please tell us how the Romanian people celebrated Christmas Day in 1989?

Renfield (nodding): Certainly. The Romanian people celebrated that joyous and festive day in 1989 by shooting by firing squad their just overthrown Romanian Communist dictator Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife Elena.

Rusty: So are you saying that you’d like to see someone shot by firing squad this Christmas Day of 2020?

Renfield (biting into a tuna fish sandwich): I am. I’d like to see George Soros, Bill and Melinda Gates, World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping all shot by firing squad.

Rusty: Wow.

Renfield: Those executions would be on the main card of course. Sort of an execution by firing squad style equivalent of Boxing’s Ali vs. Frazier title fight.

Rusty: So there would be other executions going on besides the main event of Soros, the Gates duo, Schwab and Xi?

Renfield (nodding): Yes in Australia, Victoria’s state Premier Daniel Andrews and several members of the Melbourne Police Force should be shot by firing squad. In the U.S., New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy, Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and the mayors of Seattle Washington, Portland Oregon and the California cities of Los Angeles and San Francisco should be all shot by firing squad. Plus several other governors and mayors thrown in for good measure as well.

Rusty: What about Joe Biden? Should Joe Biden be shot by firing squad?

Renfield: No, Joe should be taken to a nice padded room somewhere which he’ll probably think ia the Oval Office.

Rusty: How about Kamala Harris? Should Kamala Harris be shot by firing squad?

Renfield: No, she should be sent over to Singapore to be caned with a wet rattan cane on the bare bottom.

Rusty (whose glasses are getting steamed up for some reason): I see. What about AOC aka Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who fancies herself a female Neo-Jacobin Revolutionary Reign of Terror Louis Antoine de Saint Just should Biden-Harris take over on January 20th? Should she be shot by firing squad?

(As Rusty wipes his steamed up glasses with a handkerchief, Renfield takes a sip of whisky)

Renfield (putting his glass of whisky down): No, I think she should be sent over to Singapore to be caned on the bare bottom with a wet rattan cane as well.

Rusty (whose glasses are getting steamed up again for some reason): Okay. These are going to be interesting events.

(Rusty starts wiping his steamed up glasses with a handkerchief again)

Renfield: It will be a Christmas Day never to be forgotten (eats the chimney off a Christmas gingerbread house).

Rusty: What about Nancy Pelosi? Should Nancy Pelosi be shot by firing squad?

Renfield: Oh heck, why not? If only for the satisfaction of seeing her aide run over and say, “Help, she’s been shot and she can’t get up.” That is until the next election day when she’ll miraculously rise from the dead to vote for a slate of Democratic candidates.

Rusty: You don’t think Nancy should be sent over to Singapore to be caned on the bare bottom with a wet rattan cane?

(Rusty’s glasses break as soon as he asks this question)

Renfield (looking shocked and horrified): What? Are you crazy? What are you trying to do? Turn people off the BDSM lifestyle?

Rusty: Sounds like your proposed Christmas Day 2020 will be a real blood bath.

Renfield (nodding) It does sound like a 2020 version of an old episode of the TV show Frasier where Frasier Crane puts on a live version of an old radio mystery/crime/detective show where the entire cast ends up being killed even though that wasn’t called for in the original script.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 7th
2020.

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One Line Poetic Reflection After Having Watched A Hallmark Christmas Romance Movie This Evening

November 27, 2020 at 11:36 pm (Commentary, Inspiration, Life, love, Poetry, Romance) (, , , )

A Christmas snowfall is God’s gentle baptism of the Earth in the darkest of winter.

-Christopher Dracul Van Helsing

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