Tanaka and Dracul On New Year’s Day 2021

January 1, 2021 at 11:50 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )


The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was waiting for Dracul Van Helsing outside the British Museum in London

“Do you realize you and I seem to be the only people in London who are not wearing masks?” Tanaka mentioned as Dracul approached.

“Which for us is probably a good thing,” Dracul pointed out, “For a maskless Renfield R. Renfield is also out walking the streets of London today. Having had too many martinis last night, he’s walking around carrying a taser and tasering anybody who’s wearing a mask calling them “losers” and “disciples of the New World Order”. At least we won’t be tasered.”

“So why did you want to meet me outside the British Museum?” Tanaka asked.

“Because according to a text message I received last night from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol, Karl Marx’s ghost was seen by museum security guards last night. Since I have no desire to meet Karl Marx’s ghost (unlike most U.S. Democratic Party politicians and 99.9% of those who work at the Vatican), I decided to choose the daytime to meet outside the British Museum,” Dracul explained.

“You’re a strange one, Dracul,” Tanaka smiled, “But in the good sense of that word.”

“You know speaking of strange,” Dracul said, “I just found out that a good friend of mine when she was a girl started out the day reading Jane Austen’s Persuasion and then met the next door neighbour boy whom she had never officially met before and then ended up stealing the boy’s aunt’s panties with the boy and placed it in various places which she compared to a dragon discovering that people could be set on fire when he breathed on them and that somehow the dragon found that deliciously humourous. And so did she on what she had done that day.”

“Yes, you do seem to have a habit of attracting the strange ones and vice-versa,” Tanaka noted.

“I seem to drive the character of Mole crazy in my Wind In The Willows dreams,” Dracul recalled, “although what Toad of Toad Hall thinks of me, he doesn’t say. He’s too busy driving the latest motorcycle or motorcar or motorboat.”

“Dracul, shut up,” Tanaka finally said exasperated.

“Okay,” Dracul fell silent.

“What did you want to see me about?” Tanaka asked.

“Did you know that, prior to Pope Gregory XIII introducing his Gregorian Calendar to replace the old Julian calendar in 1582, that New Year’s Day used to be celebrated on April 1st and not January 1st?” Dracul inquired.

“I did not know that,” Tanaka answered.

“It was on the night of October 4th 1582 that Gregory introduced the Gregorian calendar and the next morning on what would have been October 5th on the old Julian calendar, the calendar jumped ahead 10 days to October 15th. The change was immediately adopted by the people of Spain and its colonies, the people of Portugal and its colonies, the united Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuania and almost all of Italy. The Holy Roman Empire shortly followed. The Protestant states of Europe with their horror of anything that smacked of Popery adopted the calendar more slowly. Prussia finally accepted it in 1610. Britain itself along with its colonies only adopted the Gregorian Calendar in 1750. Thus England was ridiculed by other states as “Fools” for not adopting the calendar and the New Year’s Day of April 1st was referred to as April Fool’s Day. Hence our origin of the term April Fool’s Day.”

“That’s all very interesting, Dracul,” Tanaka nodded, “And this is what you were so anxious to tell me?”.

“I only found all that out this morning,” Dracul explained, “But what really hit me was the date in 1582 that these “new times” came into effect – October 4th,” Dracul went on, “This explains why Pope Francis chose October 4th (in this case October 4th 2019) as the date he brought the Pachamama idol into the Vatican. It’s all tied in with the Great Reset of the global occultist Freemasons and their bastard children the Nazi/Fascists and the Communists. They’re seeking to change times and laws (Daniel 7:25) and tying it in with the Abomination of Desolation (Daniel 9:27).”

“You know, Dracul,” Tanaka smiled, “You strike me as being more like Fox Mulder than even Peter Whitstable is.”

“And will you be my Dana Scully?” Dracul asked.

“What are the benefits to being your Dana Scully?” Tanaka asked.

Dracul showed her.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 1st
2021.

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Maria Orsic and Faust’s Plague

November 30, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Philosophy, Science, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


Vril Society medium Maria Orsic checking her tablet in Berlin on the last day of November 1939.

From the perspective of the Creator of the Cosmos, all past, present and future (concepts from the perspective of an invidual being who exists inside the space/time continuum) exist together at one time (if time is an appropriate word for it) in an Eternal Now.

As such, they could be said to interlap and connect with one another.

Yet there are times in history (as that concept is understood by humanity) when certain years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, moments and seconds correspond with another such measure of time within that space/time continuum as understood by humanity.

This phenomenon explains such things as hauntings- places which seem to be somehow joined together with certain people in certain times and epochs.

It also explains visions and prophecies.

Most seers within that time frame of history (as viewed from the perspective of humanity) view “through a glass darkly” as Saint Paul the Apostle put it.

Thus their visions and their prophecies may not always come to pass as they see it.

Only those who get their prophecies and visions directly from the Creator of the Cosmos (who knows all and sees all and understands all in one eternal Now) are able to see their prophecies and visions come to pass with 100% accuracy.

Vril Society medium Maria Orsic was a seer who saw through a glass darkly.

Very darkly for the Vril Society came to associate with the Thule Society and its political love child Nazism.

The channeled information that Maria Orsic and her sisters in the Vril Society were getting from entities claiming to be beings in another star system (but they were not) were certainly helping advancements in Nazi technology.

Nazi rocket technology would later benefit the American NASA.

Nazi psychological technology and mind control methods would later be adopted by the OSS later the American CIA in projects such as MK-Ultra.

Those techniques would also be used by the Tavistock Institute in London England after World War II.

OSS-CIA, Tavistock Institute and Soviet NKVD-KBG (passed on to successive Russian Federation intelligence agencies) methods all had their origins in Nazi psychological technology and mind control methods.

Maria Orsic looking at her tablet (a mechanism from humanity’s future from her perspective on this November evening in 1939) showed that this technology would all come together in the year 2020 in one massive psychological mind trap (as opposed to a mouse trap) of most minds on the planet in that year.

In conjunction with a plague (and form of biological warfare) being worked on by the immortal German scientist Dr. Johann Georg Faust (born in 1480 and supposedly died in an explosion of an alchemical experiment at the Hotel zum Lowen in the German town of Staufen im Breisgau in 1540 but he did not) for the Nazis.

Faust was doing research with bats in Mexico and working to develop a biological weapon from bat viruses.

Faust’s research on bat viruses would actually come into the possession of agents of Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek) after the War of 1939-45.

A couple of those agents would later defect to the Communist forces of Mao Tse-tung in China.

They took Faust’s bat virus research with them.

Later that research would come into the possession of the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

And the Faustian plague and Nazi psychological technology would unite and play together in a Mephistophelian bargain of Hell on the world stage in 2020.

But was Maria Orsic seeing all this as she viewed through her tablet darkly?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 30th
2020.

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Oath of Personal Loyalty To Pope Francis: The New World Order Approacheth

November 13, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So Amadeus,” Renfield was eating a tuna fish sandwich, “The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has discovered the oath of personal loyalty to Pope Francis that all Catholics -lay, clergy, monks and nuns will have to take next year or face automatic excommunication from the Catholic Church.”

“What the–!” Amadeus looked shocked with horror.

“Yes, it’s as Hector Barbossa’s ghost said to Miss Elizabeth Swann in the very first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, “You better start believing in ghost stories, Missy, you’re living in one.” So to bring it up to date,” Renfield noted, “You better start believing in dystopian movies, Amadeus, you’re living in one. And so is everybody else in this decade of the 2020s.”

“How did you uncover this oath?” Amadeus had stopped eating which was rare for him.

“Long story,” Renfield sipped his whisky, “It was a priest in Mexico who wrote the original oath – in Spanish. It is now being translated into all languages. The copy Set Enterprises has is the one to be said in the Anglican Ordinariates of the Catholic Church next year. Back in November 2009, Pope Benedict XVI issued an Apostolic Constitution Anglicanorum Coetibus by which Anglicans would be allowed to enter the Catholic Church in full Communion with the Bishop of Rome but at the same time would be be able to maintain some of their Anglican traditions and liturgy. For this purpose, 3 Anglican Ordinariates were created in the Catholic Church across the world. They are the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham in the United Kingdom, the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of Saint Peter in North America and the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of the Southern Cross in Australia. This copy of the oath Set Enterprises obtained is the one to be said in all those 3 Anglican Ordinariates.”

“What does the oath say?” Amadeus inquired.

I believe in Pope Francis as the legitimate successor of the Apostle Peter. I believe that the Holy Ghost speaks to the Church through him. I believe that he guides the Catholic Church as a true Pastor. I believe that he is diligently concerned with all of humanity, because we are all brothers and sons of God. I believe in his magisterium, which is in perfect harmony with the faith and morals of the Church. I believe that his personal opinions reflect the evangelical attitudes of the believers in Christ. I reject all offenses, aspersions and insults towards his person. As for those who reject his authority, I affirm that they are in ecclesiastical error as much as in error of communion.

We ask all of this of Thee, O Lord, through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Renfield finished reading the oath.

“He sounds like the False Prophet of the Book of Revelation Chapter 13,” whispered an astounded and shocked Amadeus.

“No other Pope in history has required a personal oath of loyalty to himself,” Renfield nodded, “Requiring an oath of personal loyalty to a leader is more Stalinist and Maoist than Catholic.”

“We are all living in a dystopian novel,” Amadeus sighed.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “In a plot conceived by a group of Soviet KGB officers in the late 1980s, a 30 year plan was launched beginning in 1990. By having the USSR collapse and the Communist dictatorships of Central and Eastern Europe freed, the West was lulled into thinking Communism was dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. The plan was for a Marxist-Leninist U.S. If the United States went Communist, the whole world would go Communist. The final linchpin would be President Hillary. But a modern day would be Julius Caesar named Donald Trump upset their plans in 2016. So all stops were pulled out. Including a bio-engineered virus from the Wuhan Institute of Virology being intentionally released on the world. As the world’s whole population put on face masks and cowered in their homes in lockdown, the Neo-Bolsheviks were planning the most daring global coup of our time. Instead of Leonard Cohen’s First we take Manhattan and then we take Berlin, it was first we take the Papacy and then we take the Presidency. Francis belongs to the Neo-Bolsheviks and if they can put an end to Trump’s recounts, Communist stooge Biden will take the Presidency and then Hillary Clinton’s Apostolic Successor Kamala Harris. Only a true artist could come up with such a plan. The demon in Hell who came up with it must be congratulated as a true artist.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Chrisopher
Friday November 13th
2020.

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Renfield Comments On Vatican’s Supposed Release of The McCarrick Report

November 9, 2020 at 11:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , )

“The cheating and fraud in this most recent U.S. Presidential election had its foreshadowing in the rigged Vatican conclave of March 2013 when Cardinal Theodore McCarrick and his allies in the St. Gallen Mafia threw out the rules of previous Vatican Conclaves and then proceeded to elect the Argentine Communist Jorge Mario Bergoglio as Pope.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So,” Amadeus ate his potato salad, “I hear the Vatican is finally releasing the McCarrick Report tomorrow.”

The McCarrick Report was supposed to be the final report of the Vatican investigation into Cardinal Theodore McCarrick a man who was both a Communist and a predatory homosexual who raped numerous altar boys and young seminarians over the years and covered it up.

McCarrick was also the man who negotiated the accord between the Vatican and Communist China (an accord that the Vatican just renewed last month).

In that accord, the Vatican sold out the underground Church in China to the Chinese Communist Party regime.

“Do you think the Vatican will release an honest report on the whole McCarrick shenanigans?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“To think that Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis is going to release an honest report on the McCarrick Affair is like expecting Al Capone to have released an honest report on the 1929 Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre,” Renfield replied.

The report would probably say John Paul II and Benedict XVI were primarily responsible for McCarrick while Francis only bore minimal responsibility.

The truth was John Paul II had extremely bad judgement in individuals and so of course naturally gave McCarrick the benefit of a doubt just as John Paul was good friends with Marcial Maciel the founder of the Legionaries of Christ (a man who raped at least 60 children).

Benedict XVI on the other hand asked McCarrick to resign as Archbishop of Washington DC in 2006 and in 2010 placed severe restrictions on McCarrick’s movements and public ministry not allowing McCarrick to travel beyond the place where he was living and forbade him from saying Mass in public.

That changed in 2013 after Francis became Pope.

Bergoglio lifted the restrictions on McCarrick and appointed him envoy to the People’s Republic of China to negotiate the Vatican-China Accord.

In the summer of 2018, Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano publicly accused Pope Francis of covering up for all the crimes McCarrick had carried out over the years.

Francis was finally forced to laicize McCarrick (strip him of all priestly ministry) in February 2019.

The report probably would not mention the item to be found in the KGB Archives that McCarrick as a young man with known homosexual tendencies (and therefore could be susceptible to Soviet blackmail in that time period) but Communist sympathies had been recruited by the Soviet NKVD (predecessor of the KGB) in 1950 at St. Gallen Switzerland to infiltrate the Catholic Church as a seminarian and become a priest where he would serve as a Soviet sleeper agent.

Of course McCarrick as a Soviet agent did more than sleep.

It was one massive gay sex orgy where McCarrick went after young men and boys.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 9th
2020.

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Renfield Calls For Maccabean Revolt While Supernatural Forces Prepare For 2nd American Civil War

November 7, 2020 at 11:52 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Abraham Lincoln (aka Honest Abe) was elected President of the United States in November 1860 and the 1st American Civil War followed.
Joe Biden (aka Lyin’ Joe Biden) cheated his way to power through rigged votes and stuffed ballots in November 2020 and the 2nd American Civil War is about to follow.”
-Renfield R. Renfield British MP

“Evangelical Protestants in the U.S. may start regretting the fact that Protestant Reformer Martin Luther rejected the books of 1 and 2 Maccabees as being non-canonical.
For if these books were regarded as canonical and divinely inspired by God (like they are in the Greek Septuagint and the Catholic Church’s Latin Vulgate and its 1582-1610 English translation the Douay-Rheims Bible), Evangelical Protestants could ask themselves, what did the Maccabeus family do when their land and temple was taken over by a satanic idolatrous pagan religion?
They rebelled using arms.
If a certain modern satanic ideology (let’s call it Communism) happens to take over a country by say rigging the votes in 6 different states and a certain religious leader denies the existence of Hell and believes in supporting abominable lifestyles that God has condemned as ungodly, then perhaps now the time has come to rebel.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

CNN’s Anderson Cooper (who was interviewing the British MP but not live on air) was taken aback by Renfield’s remarks.

Anderson Cooper: Are you calling on those people whom Hillary Clinton wisely labelled as deplorables and whom a Bernie Sanders regional campaign manager back in January said should be guillotined (and was never permanently banned for those remarks by Facebook, Twitter and YouTube like Steve Bannon was when he suggested the same for Dr. Anthony Fauci and FBI director Christopher Wray) when the Democrats take back control of the White House, are you suggesting those people take up arms and use them against the Biden-Harris Democrats?

Renfield (sipping a glass of whisky) : Yes, I am. You forgot to mention that the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) in Seattle changed its name to CHOP (the Capitol Hill Organized Protest) in Seattle after an ugly looking radical feminist Marxist airheaded female with green hair held up a guillotine and called for Chop! Chop! to the heads of Evangelical Protestants and traditional Catholics in America. Whereby some budding young Lenin/Trotsky like leader among the protestors suggested the name be changed to CHOP to mark the beheading of Evangelical Protestants and traditional Catholics in the post-Covid New Normal Great Reset America.
It was rather fortunate for the ugly looking radical feminist Marxist airhead with green hair that Pan Goatee hadn’t been walking through the neighbourhood at the time or otherwise the hideous looking green haired uglo waving the guillotine would have lost her own head.

Anderson Cooper: So you’re saying the violence such as looting, burning, vandalism, and beatings, assaults and shootings (that we in the mainstream media prefer to call peaceful protests) that have been conducted by young leftists and Antifa-BLM members the past few months will not only continue but accelerate if the Biden/Harris duo take office in January?

Renfield: Yes, airheaded New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (who I prefer to call Alexandria Occasional-Cortex) has already announced that she’s drawing up a White House Enemies List (the ghost of Richard M. Nixon should sue her for plagiarism and copyright violations) to deal with people who are enemies of the Biden-Harris regime. Ms. Alexandria who was born on the 72nd Anniversary of the Fatima Miracle of the Sun has gone from being a naive airhead to being a satanic witch. She’s positioning herself to become the female Louis Antoine de Saint-Just for the Neo-Jacobin Reign of Terror that will be inaugurated along with the Biden-Harris ticket next January.

Anderson Cooper: Is there anything else you’d like to add before we’ve finished this interview which most likely will never air?

Renfield: Yes, I say to the American patriots, you who have been buying guns en masse the past several months in the event of a Biden victory, now is the time to use them.
America’s moment in 2020 is like Czechoslovakia’s moment in 1948 or Spain’s in 1936.
The Czechoslovak non-Communist parties thought they could be reasonable with the Czechoslovak Communist Party.
They were wrong and Czechoslovakia went Communist for 41 years with a brief Prague Spring of 1968 that was crushed by a Soviet invasion.
Spain in 1936- its Republic was about to go Communist and most politicians (even the non-Communist ones) and almost every single Spanish General would go along with it.
Every single Spanish general was content with the Spanish Republic becoming Communist except for one.
The youngest of all the Spanish generals- a man named Francisco Franco.
So, American patriots, your moment in 2020 is a choice between being Czechoslovakian President Edvard Benes (the non-Communist President of Czechoslovakia who rolled over for the Communists allowing them to seize power) in 1948 or being the young Generalissimo Francisco Franco in 1936 waging armed warfare on the Communists and eventually beating them.”

How the Neo-Bolshevik Communists Took Power in the USA in November 2020:

Following the advice of Old Uncle Joe: Who may have been moving kind of slow at the junction but he knew the Communist train would eventually reach America.

The ghost of President Abraham Lincoln stood on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

On either side of him was General Robert E. Lee and General Ulysses S. Grant.

Both Lee and Grant had been opponents in life during the 1st American Civil War.

But now they would be united in the afterlife in a fight against a common enemy Great Reset globalist Marxist-Leninsm in the 2nd American Civil War.

Facing them at a distance across the Potomac were the ghosts of Sultan Mehmed II of the Ottoman Turks (who conquered the Byzantine capital of Constantinople in 1453) and Antiochus IV Epiphanes the Syrian Greek king who introduced pagan idolatry into the land of Israel in the 160s BC and almost all of the Jews in Israel went along with it with the exception of the Maccabeus family.

The ghosts of Sultan Mehmed II and Syrian Greek king Antiochus IV Ephiphanes had been released from the realm of Hades at the request of Pope Francis on the off-chance many Americans would resist the Great Reset globalist Marxist-Leninism of the Biden-Harris Democrats.

“The year 2020 in the 21st Century has experienced its 1453 Fall of Constantinople equivalent moment.
November 7th 2020 will be remembered as the date.
For 231 years, the United States of America existed as a nation ever since George Washington assumed the office of President on April 30th 1789.
A nation that Abraham Lincoln fought for and managed to save in the 1860s.
Today that country the United States of America has died.
With the election of the pro-Communist Biden-Harris ticket that nation no longer exists.
America is now either on its way towards a Communist dictatorship or a 2nd American Civil War or both.
Either way, believe nothing the mainstream Marxist media in the Western world tells you and look for what the Neo-Maoist social media tech-giants (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Google et al) will now censor.”

-Renfield R. Renfield MP

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday November 7th
2020.

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Renfield Takes On Communist Covid-1984 Tech Giants

November 6, 2020 at 11:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

It had been brought to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s attention that the social media tech giants were censoring, suspending and banning a whole bunch of people in the wake of the 2020 U.S. Presidential election.

“Future historians will look back and say,” Sir Winston Churchill’s ghost remarked to Renfield, “that they first started to impose the 21st Century variant of Communist totalitarianism in the virtual digital world before moving on to the real world.”

Orson Welles’ ghost drinking a spectral glass of spectral red wine agreed.

“Something must be done to stop this,” Renfield put on his dark sunglasses.

Renfield, who already had a YouTube account, opened a Facebook and Twitter account as well and started commenting on the Democrats’ crooked shenanigans in the recent 2020 U.S. Presidential election.

Sure enough he was permanently banned from both sites after having been a member for only a couple of hours.

YouTube following phone calls from Facebook, Twitter, George Soros, Pope Francis and Xi Jinping also permanently banned Renfield as well.

Renfield also received a nasty phone call from Russian President Vladimir Putin saying that Set Enterprises’ 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit secret agent Harvey Tallbanger injecting the Russian leader with a hemorrhoid inducing serum was the cause of the onset of his Parkinson’s Disease which would be forcing him to resign next year.

“Well so far you appear to be upsetting the Communist applecart more than Steve Bannon ever did,” Churchill’s ghost lit himself a cigar.

“Yes, Twitter and Facebook banned you only a couple of hours after you joined,” Welles’ ghost pointed out.

“And Twitter, Facebook and YouTube are going to unban me,” Renfield said.

Renfield borrowed Yaldabaoth’s pet pterodactyl from Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun.

The leprechaun was visiting London after recently returning from Sleepy Hollow of Headless Horseman fame.

The wee fellow with the huge drinking problem was visiting London because he hadn’t heard about the lockdown.

Sadly for him, there was no place to get a drink.

As for Renfield, he flew Yaldabaoth’s pet pterodactyl Hovering Voyeurius Over Raquelis Welchius (Hovering for short) to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s home.

“You’re going to unban me from Facebook,” Renfield informed Zuckerberg.

“Like Hell I am,” Zuckerberg sneered.

Renfield finished his cup of chai tea and put it on the counter of Zuckerberg’s kitchen.

“Hey, you’re not practicing social distancing,” Zuckerberg screamed as Renfield placed the Facebook CEO’s testicles into a vise which the British MP proceeded to tighten.

Within minutes, Zuckerberg had agreed to permanently unban Renfield from Facebook.

Next Renfield flew the pterodactyl named Hovering (for short) to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey’s house.

Within a few minutes of having his own testicles firmly ensconsed in the grip of Renfield’s vise, the Twitter CEO likewise agreed to permanently unban Renfield from Twitter.

Once again in the air flying upon the pterodactyl Hovering, Renfield, as he ate a bowl of take out chop suey with chopsticks, mused to himself, “For some reason, I’m reminded of something the late former U.S. President Richard M. Nixon once said, “If you’ve got a man by the balls, his heart and mind is sure to follow.” And coming up next is YouTube CEO..”.

Renfield noticed he had a problem.

YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki was a woman.

This called for a different sort of approach.

Notorious Australian drag queen Uncle Ernie found himself being abducted in a non-social distancing bath house in Sydney by a group of Norse Valkyries who owed Renfield a favour.

Uncle Ernie then was made to perform his Drag Queen show in front of YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki.

“All right, all right,” Ms. Wojcicki screamed after a few minutes of Uncle Ernie riding his toy horsie and singing Home On The Range, “You’re unbanned.”

“Unbanned? Well, I must say this is certainly a first for me,” Uncle Ernie commented.

“Not you, you imbecile who would probably fail at an audition for the role of Charley’s Aunt in the Brandon Thomas play,” Ms. Wojcicki raged and foamed, “Renfield is permanently unbanned from YouTube. Only please get this freak out of here.”

Susan Wojcicki pointed at Uncle Ernie.

“But,” Uncle Ernie protested as he was carried away by a group of winged Valkyries, “It’s not only Brazil where all the nuts come from.”

The Renfieldian War against Covid-1984 Communism had begun.

The first shots were fired not at Fort Sumter.

But at Uncle Ernie’s backside by sling shot carrying neighbourhood schoolchildren as the notorious Australian drag queen and uncertified pharmaceutical manufacturer flew overhead being carried in the arms of Valkyries.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday November 6th
2020.

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Asmodeus Comments On Loki’s Shenanigans

November 5, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

As Chief Vote Thief and China CCP employee Joe Biden addressed members of the mainstream Marxist media and what little of his actual supporters had actually shown up for his statement where he said, “Remain calm, democracy is messy”, the demon Asmodeus had shown up in Michigan to see if he could get a good bargain on an old Model T Ford.

Asmodeus’ good friend and little buddy Nimrod the little green frog was currently having an operation to get his tonsils out at DARPA headquarters in Arlington, Virginia.

Since Asmodeus hated hanging around hospital waiting rooms, he decided to go to Michigan to see if he could pick up a Model T Ford.

While standing outside the Ford Motor plant in Detroit, Michigan holding up a sign that said, COULD ANYBODY SELL ME A MODEL T FORD?, he happened to run into a sometime acquaintance of his Loki the Norse trickster god.

“Loki, what are you doing here?” Asmodeus asked as he lit himself about 600 cigarettes.

“I’m making up marked ballots for the Biden-Harris ticket and delivering them,” Loki explained, “I’m having to rush back and forth between Pennsylvania and here in Michigan and over in Wisconsin to say nothing of having to hightail it between Georgia and North Carolina and Arizona to deliver ballots. Fortunately for me my son the serpent Jormungandr is able to shit those ballots out of his ass fast enough.”

“I thought it was the ghost of the late Chicago Mayor Richard J. Daley whom the Democrats hired to make and stuff ballots for this Presidential election,” Asmodeus blew his nose, “I had heard that Pope Francis had asked Hades the god of the Underworld to release Daley from Tartarus so he could do it.”

“He had,” Loki nodded, “but Daley had violated his probation conditions that Hades and Persephone had set out. So he’s back in the clanger again. Or rather roasting like chestnuts roasting on an open fire as Nat King Cole could put it more eloquently than I can.”

“So what things have you been doing to help Biden win?” Asmodeus asked.

“Well, take a look at this from election night,” Loki handed the nicotine addict chain smoking demon a chart.

Asmodeus looked at it.

At one point this past election night when 90.9% of votes had been counted in Michigan, Donald Trump had 2,200,902 votes or 51.64% of the vote.

And Joe Biden had 1,992,356 votes or 46.75% of the vote.

Then Michigan announced they would stop counting votes at about the same time Wisconsin and Pennsylvania announced they would stop counting votes.

When vote counting started up again, a record 138,000 new votes were found.

The new tally after 93.8% of the votes had been counted was:

Donald J. Trump 2,200,902 votes or 50.02% of the votes cast.

Joe Biden 2,130,695 or 48.42% of the votes cast.

“As you can see,” Loki grinned as he bit into a lutefisk sandwich, “Biden is starting to catch up.”

“Excuse me for watering on your parade,” Asmodeus sneezed all over Loki’s Armani suit, “but I noticed Trump’s numerical number of votes remained the same. He had 2,200,902 votes when 90.9% of the votes were counted and later after 93.8% of the votes were counted, he still had 2,200,902. While the percentage of his votes changed (going in a downward direction) the actual numerical value of his votes remained the same. You mean to say of those over 138,000 new votes that came in, not one of those votes was for Trump? Do you know what the statistical probability of that happening is? Shouldn’t you have had Jormungandr shoot a few ballots out of his ass with Trump’s name on them? I mean if you’re going to cheat, you shouldn’t make it so blatantly obvious at one point in the procedure.”

“Oh shit, I hadn’t thought of that,” Loki turned pale, “Well at least among those under 40, hopefully America’s public education system has dumbed them down enough that they’re not able to do math. And as for the over 40s, the mainstream Marxist media probably aren’t going to mention that and the tech giants of Facebook and Twitter are in bed with the Chinese Communist Party so hopefully any mention of that will be censored on both those sites.”

At that moment, a group of Antifa and BLM members (who are Joe Biden’s equivalent of Adolf Hitler’s Brownshirts) marched by shouting, “Count every vote.”


Meanwhile some 87 years earlier: “Germany is finished. The trickster god Loki has just been to see President von Hindenburg. I have the feeling that Adolf Hitler is about to be named Chancellor.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 5th
2020.

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The Day After

November 4, 2020 at 11:41 pm (Aesthetics, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

“The U.S. Democrats believe in killing babies and supporting sodomy.
So it should come as no surprise that they would believe in cheating at elections as well.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP on the Democrats tampering with election results in the states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania to say nothing of Arizona, North Carolina and Georgia.

The world’s most charismatic and witty serial killer Pan Goatee was walking down the street when lo and behold! the poor chap’s night was ruined by the sight of a fat ugly blimp approaching.

“You hideous behemoth straight from the pits of the place that Pope Francis says doesn’t exist,” Pan Goatee remarked as he lopped the fat uglo’s head off, “Just because the Democrats are cheating their way to a pro-Communist Biden-Harris ticket victory doesn’t mean that you fat ugly blimps can walk around with impunity.”

Nanites immediately arrived on the scene to eat the fat ugly blimp’s head and body.

More massive regurgitation was now taking place aboard Charon’s ferry on the River Styx.

After Pan Goatee had bought the bread at the grocery store, he returned home.

While returning home, Pan Goatee encountered a medium sized ugly looking gargoyle.

The Oscar Wilde and Friedrich Nietzsche quoting on the subject of aesthetics genetically created satyr serial killer had, for his own personal Dewey system classification purposes, classified ugly looking females into three catgories: fat ugly blimps, medium sized ugly looking gargoyles and thin ugly looking stoats.

The gargoyle’s head was quickly lopped off by Pan Goatee’s machete and afer being eaten by nanites definitely would not be decorating the outside of Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral in the near future much to the relief of other gargoyles as well as Islamic terrorists inspecting the outside of the building as they were planning their next terrorist attack.

A reporter from Canada’s Rebel News Network approached Goatee.

It was fortunate for her that she was beautiful.

“Mr. Goatee,” the woman smiled, “I imagine both sides in the upcoming Second American Civil War will be seeking your services. Which side will you be fighting for?”.

“Well I imagine most of the ugly women will be backing the Biden-Harris ticket,” Goatee sipped his Iced Cappuccino, “so I imagine I’ll be fighting against the Biden-Harris supporters. Most women who are leftists are either ugly or airheads or in many terrifying cases both.”

“So Trump can count on your support then?” Asked the Rebel News reporter.

“Yes,” Goatee signed autographs being sought by some of the neighbourhood children, “I don’t like Trump personally but I much prefer him to that senile old fool and KKK white supremacist puppet of Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party on the other side.”

. . .

Global News Canada’s Communist correspondents in the U.S. Communist asshole Jackson Proskow, Communist asshole Eric Sorensen and Communist asshole Reggie Cecchini all had to change their underwear on hearing the news that Pan Goatee would be fighting against the pro-Communist Biden-Harris camp in the upcoming Second American Civil War.

. . .

George Soros’ son Alexander Soros who was the deputy chairman of his father’s Open Society Foundations (that was currently financing the ongoing Neo-Bolshevik Revolution in the U.S.) was spending the day consulting a spiritist medium.

The name of the spiritist medium had been given to him by well-known spirit cooker Marina Abramovic.

Soros was hoping to get in touch with the ghost of the 2nd Century rabbi Simeon bar Yochai.

Rabbi Simeon bar Yochai often referred to as Rashbi was said to be the author of the great Kabbalistic work the Zohar.

Many sayings of his were to be found in the Babylonian Talmud including a passage that said it was perfectly acceptable to have sexual relationships with girls as young as 2 or 3 years of age.

Alexander Soros was hoping to get advice from the rabbi’s ghost on how to fit America into the planned Great Reset envisioned by his father George Soros, Bill and Melinda Gates, Prince Charles of Britain who talked to plants and wondered why they never talked back to him, World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab, Pope Francis and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping.

. . .

An astronomer at the Mauna Kea astronomical observatory in Hawaii was observing the asteroid Apophis (named after the ancient Egyptian Great Serpent god of Chaos) that is calculated to be coming closest to Earth on April 13th 2029.

The trouble was the observatory’s instruments had suddenly picked up that the asteroid Apophis was accelerating its speed.

The astronomer asked the observatory’s computers to calculate what would happen if the asteroid continued to accelerate at a certain speed within a certain set of conditions.

The astronomer ripped off the final calculations on the paper from the computer printer.

The paper read, “It would hit Earth with maximum impact on…”

“Oh shit!” The astronomer cried, “Is there no end to all that is happening in 2020?”.


“Did anybody get the license plate number of that asteroid?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 4th
2020.

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Renfield’s Sunday Night Podcast On Covid Communism

November 1, 2020 at 11:21 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation via Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who resides in Australia prior to Renfield going live on air via a livestream video podcast on YouTube.

Renfield: Amadeus, you know of my close friendship with the Kraken Napoleon VI who’s the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Yes, I do.

Renfield: How would you react if I told you I was a card-carrying member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party?

Amadeus: Well, I’d find it rather strange since you’re not a French citizen.

Renfield (nodding): Exactly. Don’t worry I’m not a member of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party. Similarly the Kraken who’s a French citizen, would you not find it strange if he was a card-carrying member of the British Transhumanist Party of which I’m the leader?

Amadeus (nodding): I would. Since he’s a French citizen and not a British subject.

Renfield: That’s right. Neither would you expect the Mayor of Sydney, Australia to be a card-carrying member of the Federal Liberal Party of Canada?

Amadeus: Of course not.

Renfield: Or Britain’s Conservative Party Prime Minister Boris Johnson to be a card-carrying member of the Scottish Nationalist Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Renfield: Let’s turn now to people across the world who share the same ideology- Marxism. You wouldn’t expect Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to be a card-carrying member of Kim Jong-un’s Workers’ Party of Korea would you? Or vice-versa? North Korea’s Kim Jong-un to be a card carrying member of Nicolas Maduro’s United Socialist Party of Venezuela?

Amadeus: No.

Renfield: Similarly you wouldn’t expect Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders to be a card-carrying member of former Bolivian President Evo Morales’ Movement For Socialism Party of Bolivia? Or vice-versa? Former Bolivian President Evo Morales to be a card-carrying member of the U.S. Democratic Party?

Amadeus: Most definitely not.

Amadeus was starting to wonder where Renfield was going with this but he knew Renfield well enough to know there was reason to his friend’s madness.

Renfield: Looking back at history, you wouldn’t expect Adolf Hitler to be a card-carrying member of the Fascist Party of Italy would you? Or Benito Mussolini to be a card-carrying member of the German National Socialist Workers’ Party?

Amadeus (looking more and more perplexed): Of course not.

Renfield: Or let’s look at history’s greatest Communist tyrants. You wouldn’t expect Chairman Mao Tse-tung to be a card-carrying member of the Soviet Communist Party would you? Or Soviet dictator Josef Stalin to be a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP)?

Amadeus (exasperated): No, Renfield, where the Hell are you going with this?

Renfield (grinning): I’m glad you asked, Amadeus. Because the Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit has discovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci the director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases is actually a card-carrying member of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

Amadeus (spitting out his red wine and sweet and sour scallops all over his good trousers): What the fuck? Are you serious?

Renfield: Yes. Someone in our intelligence unit came up with that idea a couple of days ago. And asked some Chinese friends who could read Chinese to check the CCP on-line membership lists. He wasn’t expecting to hear anything back. And got the shock of his life when they got back to him that Dr. Fauci was indeed on that list as a member in good standing of the CCP. I suppose no one in Xi Jinping’s government had thought that anyone in the West would bother checking to see if Dr. Fauci’s name was on the list or even imagine or come up with the idea that Dr. Fauci might be a card-carrying member of the CCP.

Amadeus: This puts a whole new perspective on the pandemic.

Renfield: Plandemic, Amadeus, plandemic. The CDC (Center For Disease Control) in Atlanta, Georgia in its own data says that only over 13,000 in the U.S. have actually died from Covid-19 as the sole cause of death alone. The others in the 200,000 to 300,000 that the mainstream Marxist media in North America are always yacking about have had other pre-existing conditions. And how does one know if it wasn’t pre-existing conditions that actually caused the deaths?

Amadeus: Wow.

Renfield: The CDC’s own data on Covid-19 shows that the recovery rate from Covid-19 is 98 to 99% recovery.

Amadeus: Brother, what would Sherlock Holmes have to say about this?

Renfield: That the pandemic was in fact a plandemic planned and conceived by the CCP in Beijing and carried out by agents in the West. You’ve got America’s Dr. Anthony Fauci as a card-carrying member of the CCP. You’ve got WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus who’s a member of a Marxist-Leninist Ethiopian political party with a corrupt past and terrorist ties. You’ve heard the expression Monkey See, Monkey Do. It was the CCP government in China who first started locking down Wuhan and other Chinese cities in draconian fashion. The brainless political leadership in Italy and Spain started following suit with their own cities. Other western governments followed suit. The only exception was Sweden with its brilliant chief epidemiologist Dr. Anders Tegnell. Today in this second wave you have Covid cases on the rise yes but at the same time you have Covid deaths on the decrease. I imagine if you actually tested people for other stuff besides Covid, you’d find all sorts of viruses, bacteria and micro-organisms being passed from person to person all the time with no major harmful side effects among the general populace. It’s only because everyone is constantly looking and testing for Covid that you’re finding Covid. Maybe Microorganism XYZ is passing back and forth between people on the planet all the time and because no one is constantly searching or testing for Microorganism XYZ, the brainless mainstream Marxist media is not constantly yacking about it.

Amadeus: I wonder what Sean Connery’s character of James Bond would have to say about all this?

Renfield: Connery’s Bond was always on the lookout for evil governments and evil billionaires. And speaking of evil billionaires, Bill Gates and his evil wife Melinda (who makes even the wicked Hillary Clinton look like Mother Teresa by comparison) gave an interview recently. And Bill Gates, smiling with an intense 1930s and ’40s horror movie mad scientist look, said grinning, “Covid-21 is on the way.” How the Hell does he know Covid-21 is on the way? Unless Xi Jinping told him. After all both Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci have worked closely with the Wuhan Institute of Virology over the years. I can see Sean Connery in Paradise holding a shaken not stirred martini in his hands saying, “It’s time for people in the Western world to wake up and smell the coffee.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 1st
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu advises people to beware of Italian-American physicians carrying CCP government prescriptions for Covid-19 and Bill Gates’ eagerly anticipated Covid-21.

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Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s

October 19, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.

The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.

Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”

Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.

When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”

The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.

The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”

“And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.

“They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”

“So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.

“Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.

“So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.

“Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.

“What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.

“What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.

“Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”

“Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.

“Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”

Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 19th
2020.

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