Renfield’s Friday Night Podcast For June 24th 2022

June 24, 2022 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Listening to Renfield’s Friday night podcast in a cafe

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast for today June 24th 2022.

Said Renfield, “Today we have some camera footage of the news rooms of the Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist Neo-Bolshevik Communist New York Times, Washington Post and CNN right at the moment that the U.S. Supreme Court made a historic decision…”

The cameras show reporters and editors (men, women and those who are gender confused and pronoun paranoid) suddenly getting their panties into a knot and unable to move.

“Help,” all the journalists in these newsrooms shouted, “We’ve got our panties in a knot and we can’t move. Where’s the sword of Alexander the Great so we can cut all the Gordian Knots in our panties?”.

On a YouTube livestream of those Far Left young idiots and airheads known as the Young Turks, the airheaded female co-host was having a total mental breakdown.

She had already freaked out once before when the U.S. Supreme Court decision was preemptively leaked.

Now she was foaming at the mouth and gnashing her teeth before totally spontaneously combusting into flames and suddenly being eaten by a mini black hole 8 inches in diameter by 8 inches in diameter.

“What a small void,” Cactus O’ Void the talking and pipe smoking Irish cactus plant (genetically created by Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher) remarked as he watched the livestream, “Where’s that black hole that’s trillions of miles in length and trillions of miles in width?”.

Nancy Pelosi appears wearing Justin Trudeau blackface and a coal dildo taped to the front of her pants in order to make a statement.

Concluded Renfield, “Now that the U.S. Supreme Court has made its decision, it can now be expected that demon possessed worshippers of Baal and Baphmet will be committing a summer of murder, mayhem and arson in response to today’s Supreme Court decision.”

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Friday June 24th

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The John William Waterhouse Painting

June 18, 2022 at 10:41 pm (Art, Art History, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

An oil painting by John William Waterhouse (April 6th 1849- February 10th 1917)

Dashwood Forrest the famous London art curator was sitting in his art gallery The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery waiting for any customers to walk in through the door.

It was a Saturday night.

A Saturday night in mid-June.

Dashwood Forrest’s art gallery was generally busy on a Saturday night in autumn or winter but rarely on a Saturday night in spring or summer.

The sole exception was during the years of the plandemic of 2020-2021 when his art gallery was pretty well closed all year long.

Forrest was thus surprised when he saw someone walk through his door.

Unbeknownst to Forrest, the man was on the run from Special Branch of the Metropolitian London Police.

The man had stolen a top secret document.

A secret agreement signed between George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Pope Francis and the 2 leading religious authorities in Islam.

The man thought he’d drop into The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in hopes he could escape his Special Branch pursuers.

“Good evening,” Forrest stood up from his desk.

“Good evening,” said the man, “I’d… uh… like to look at some paintings.”

“Certainly,” Forrest smiled, “We have some very good originals along this wall here.”

“What an absolutely lovely painting,” the man walked over to one and looked at it intensely.

“That’s a reproduction not an original,” Forrest explained, “It’s a reproduction of an oil painting by the British Pre-Raphaelite painter John William Waterhouse whose art works were known for their depictions of women from both ancient Greek mythology and Arthurian Legend.”

Forrest added, “And none of the women who served as models for the subjects in Waterhouse’s paintings would have been beheaded by Pan Goatee had he lived back in the day.”

“What is the name of this particular Waterhouse painting?” The man asked, “I notice there’s no name in the description.”

“Just a minute,” Forrest went over to his desk and his gallery catalogue, “I’ll look and see.”

“What a beautiful woman,” the man looked at the subject of the painting.

Suddenly the man looked through the gallery window and noticed the operatives of Special Branch approaching the gallery.

“Oh God,” the man prayed, “let me into the picture.”

Forrest returned, “I can’t seem to find the name..”

Dashwood stopped speaking.

The man had disappeared.

Special Branch walked through the door.

“Excuse me,” said the head honcho as he flashed his badge, “Has anyone been in the gallery tonight?”.

“Well there was a gentleman who was here who was inquiring about this reproduction of a John William Waterhouse painting but he seems to have disappeared,” Forrest answered.

“That’s one John William Waterhouse painting I don’t seem to recognize,” said a female Special Branch operative who had been an Art History major at Cambridge.

Forrest looked at the painting and gasped.

For the man who had been standing and talking to Forrest in the gallery minutes earlier was there.

In the painting.

Talking to the beautiful woman in the picture.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 18th

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Cardinal Salaman’s Dream About Dante and Virgil

June 17, 2022 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

Those who are wise keep their lamps lit in these times.
Those who are foolish do not.

Samhain Cardinal Salaman was asleep in his bed.

It was difficult being one of the few heterosexuals who worked at the Vatican these days.

And today he had read an advanced notice about an announcement that Pope Francis would soon be making about world geopolitics and global religion.

Most of the governments of the world should love him, Big Business should love him and the mainstream media should love him.

But what about the average worshipper in the pew?

What would his or her reaction be?

Salaman had a dream where the classical Roman poet Virgil and the medieval Florentine poet Dante visited him.

They took him to a deep circle of Tartarus.

They pointed to a rotating barbeque spit over open flames.


Dante and Virgil advised Samhain Cardinal Salaman not to join him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 17th

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Renfieldian Podcast For June 14th 2022

June 14, 2022 at 10:14 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

A beautiful woman looking forward with anticipation to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Tuesday night podcast for this evening

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast for this evening June 14th 2022.

Said Renfield, “Last Saturday members of the group The Proud Boys interrupted a Drag Queen Story Reading Hour for pre-schoolers and kindergarteners at a public library in San Francisco.
Local, state and federal Democratic Party politicians are already referring to the incident as a hate crime.
Members of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors are already considering restoring some funding to police so they can investigate the matter.”

Renfield went on to the next news item, “Several members of senile old fool Joe Biden’s cabinet will be participating in a Drag Queen Story Reading Hour for pre-schoolers and kindergarteners (although members of Congress have not been invited) at a public library in Washington DC next week.
Senile old fool fool Joe Biden has already signed an Executive Order ordering the U.S. 82nd Airborne Division to guard the public library from entry by members of the Proud Boys.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then crawls up on to Renfield’s desk where he hands Renfield a breaking news bulletin with one of his lobster claws.

Announced Renfield, “This just in. The Neo-Maoist Tigray People’s Liberation Front scumbag Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus who is the non-medical doctor head of WHO (World Health Organization) has just tweeted a tweet calling for an emergency meeting of WHO next week on the outbreak of the Monkeypox virus.
The twit’s tweet reads thus:

“The outbreak of Monkeypox is unusual & concerning. For that reason I have decided to convene the Emergency Committee under the International Health Regulations next week, to assess whether this outbreak represents a public health emergency of international concern.”

Renfield then pours himself a glass of brandy and lights himself a cigar. He then puts his feet up on his desk and addresses his audience,

“Ladies and gentlemen, as the only member of the United Kingdom House of Commons who seems to know what the Hell is going on in the world, I just want you to know that I have put my own personal British Army Brigade on standby high alert. They will be ready to go at a moment’s notice to fly to Geneva Switzerland and publicly hang Dr. Tedros and his fellow Emergency Committee members by their necks until dead should they make an idiotic decision like ordering another Stalinist USSR and Maoist China style lockdown across the globe (as happened during the Covid-19 plandemic of 2020-2021). They will also be ready to likewise globetrot across the globe to publicly hang other health “experts” by the neck until dead should they make similar pronouncements. After all this particular form of the Monkeyvirus seems to only affect and infect one small portion of the population… let’s call them… practicing sodomites.”

Members of the LGBTQ2s+ community in Britain immediately started calling for Renfield to be tried for high treason for his remarks.

They were joined by several members of senile old fool Joe Biden’s cabinet.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 14th

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Moscow

June 11, 2022 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka dressed as a Gypsy woman in Moscow

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was walking the streets of Moscow.

She was dressed as a Gypsy woman.

Although she was not an employee of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, she was a friend of both vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

As such she volunteered to get involved in Set Enterprises’ latest intelligence operation against Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Set Enterprises Intelligence agent Miriam Hasafa had managed to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

And now Tanaka was hoping to ensnare a Chechen warlord and ally of Vladimir Putin named Ramzan Kadyrov who had recently threatened to invade Poland over its suport of Ukraine.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had had a vision of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov as a young boy.

Apparently the young Ramzan had had sexual fantasies about the gypsy Esmeralda the gypsy heroine of Victor Hugo’s novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

So Tanaka stood across from a restaurant in Moscow that Ramzan Kadyrov frequented.

The Chechen warlord was inside.

When Kadyrov exited, he noticed Tanaka standing across the street.

He walked in her direction.

Like all narcissistic misogynistic assholes (although he would not be called as such by Justin Trudeau since he was not a Canadian Freedom Convoy trucker), he grabbed Tanaka and without asking, he kissed her on the lips.

She promptly stabbed him in the right buttock with a needle containing a fast acting Polish poison.

Ramzan Kadyrov fell to the ground dead.

Tanaka slipped away into the Moscow night.

And was not seen again until she returned safely to London.

The Russian FSB found Kadyrov’s body and immediately rushed him to the laboratory of Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who had been the chief mad scientist for the East German Stasi but was now the chief mad scientist for the Russian FSB) to see if the doctor could bring Kadyrov back from the dead.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 11th

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The Vampiress of Notre Dame

June 10, 2022 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The vampiress rose from her tomb in the crypt of Notre Dame

This vampiress (who was a worshipper of the Egyptian deities Isis, Osiris and Horus) had been given a tomb in the hidden crypt of Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral on the orders of Emmanuel Macron shortly after he became President of France in May 2017.

A visitor was being brought to the crypt.

Escorted by two armed Freemasons.

The visitor was one of the few Catholic priests in Germany who still believed in the Incarnate Deity of Christ.

The German Church which now called itself the Synodal Church was doing everything possible to throw out 2000 years of Catholic Faith and doctrine.

In this they were secretly backed by the Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

For Francis hoped to boldly take the entire universal Catholic Church where the German Synodal Church had gone before.

The vampiress rose from her tomb, bit the Christ believing German Catholic priest on the neck with her incisors and completely drained his body of blood.

In the Cathedral above the hidden crypt, French President Emmanuel Macron was busy discussing his plans for the revamped and rebuilt (“Build back better” to quote World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and his senile old fool puppet Joe Biden) Notre Dame Cathedral (that had suffered a devastating fire back on April 15th 2019) with the ghost of Vichy French leader Marshal Henri Philippe Petain.

“What,” the ghost of Orson Welles asked his companion the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill, “is Macron doing consulting with the ghost of Vichy French leader Marshal Petain? I thought Macron recently defeated the Fascist candidate Marine Le Pen for President of France.”

“Yes but Macron is a closet Fascist,” Churchill smoked his spectral cigar, “Most of the global leaders on the world stage today are either closet Fascists or closet Bolsheviks. Although since the plandemic of 2020-2021 they are not so closeted anymore. Unfortunately most of today’s electorate are too stupid to realize that most politicians are either closet Fascists or closet Bolsheviks. In a statement I made years ago which I consider positively brilliant myself, I said, quote, “The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter”. Unfortunately today’s voters are even worse than they were back then when I was alive and well and in political office. And of course the biggest electoral morons on the planet are the voters of the greater Toronto area of the Canadian province of Ontario. Who have returned both Neo-Stalinist metrosexual soy boy Justin Trudeau and fat slob Neo-Fascist Doug Ford to power to their offices of Canadian Prime Minister and Ontario Premier respectively.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 10th

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Miriam Hasafa In Moscow

June 8, 2022 at 9:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Set Enterprises Intelligence Agent Miriam Hasafa was in Moscow

Miriam Hasafa an Intelligence operative and special agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit (of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) was in Moscow the capital of the Russian Federation.

Her assignment was to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin and to determine what, if anything, he had planned in using nuclear weapons during the course of the Ukraine-Russia War.

Standing in front of the Kremlin, Miriam Hasafa was talking on a secure smart phone with another Set Enterprises Intelligence operative Miranda Singh who was at Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Headquarters in London.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had managed a counter-espionage coup earlier this year when they managed to stop a Russian Intelligence plot to assassinate the actor who played Paddington Bear prior to filming what became the popular Platinum Jubilee Celebrations video in which Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II had had tea with Paddington Bear at Buckingham Palace.

Both Miriam Hasafa and Miranda Singh were instrumental in stopping the plot to bump off dear old Paddington.

Also with some help from Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal twin sister of famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) who managed to get a captured Russian Intelligence agent to talk.

The counter-espionage coup seemed to benefit everyone in Britain from Paddington Bear to the Queen’s Paddington Bear adoring great-grandchildren Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis of Cambridge to Her Majesty herself to the pillow department at Harrods Department Store in London where they made huge profits in the sale of very very very comfortable pillows to a now defrocked Russian Intelligence agent.

Miranda Singh gave Miriam Hasafa the World Intelligence update.

Among the interesting tidbits Miranda gave Miriam was that Joe Biden, on the advice of the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles, had refused to condemn the assassination attempt on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Alyssa Milano the Baal and Moloch worshipping airheaded star of the early 2000s TV series Charmed was in a Los Angeles witchcraft store wanting her money back on a Brett Kavanaugh voodoo doll and pin that she had recently purchased.

Miriam thought to herself that the United States of America was going to Hell in a handbasket held by a badly dressed Handmaid’s Tale banshee hag.

She went off to a Moscow restaurant in hopes that she would prevent the rest of the world from going to Hell in a handbasket.

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin was sitting in his office in the Kremlin when the door opened and in walked a ghost white salamander.

The ghost white salamander was wearing a top hat, a tuxedo and a Larry King autographed bow tie.

The salamander doffed his top hat, bowed and said, “My name is Belvedere. And I invite you to dine at the Oasis Gardens Assyrian Restaurant here in Moscow.”

The salamander left a business card with the restaurant’s address on it on Putin’s desk, bowed and left.

Putin picked up the card.

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin entered the Oasis Gardens Assyrian Restaurant a new dining establishment here in downtown Moscow.

He gazed around the room when he saw this vision:

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 8th

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Miriam Hasafa

June 7, 2022 at 9:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Miriam Hasafa was an intelligence agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

Miriam Hasafa was currently in Astana, Kazakhstan.

Her employer the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set preferred to call it Astana not really approving of its name change to Nur-Sultan in 2019 seeing that he didn’t approve of capital cities being named after politicians.

She would soon be flying to Moscow where she’d be investigating the intrigues of Vladimir Putin’s Kremlin.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit were doing a lot of work these days.

Vladimir Putin was seeking to rebuild the Russian Imperial Empire of Peter the Great.

The World Economic Forum, the European Union, NATO and much of the Western World were seeking to build a totalitarian New World Order that would become the home base of the Antichrist when he made his appearance on the global stage.

In the U.S., the Moloch Deep State within the American CIA were using a new sound wave technology to get nutcases to shoot people in mass shootings so that there would be increasing demands for gun confiscation so that no one would be able to resist the New World Order when Joe Biden’s handlers decide to impose it on America.

And then there was the Russia-Ukraine War which seemed to be turning into a long war of attrition using conventional warfare methods.

But Vladimir Putin had been hinting since the war began that he might use hypersonic missiles on western capitals.

The threats were dismissed by most western media commentators (although most western media commentators have never once made an accurate geopolitical prognostication ever since World War I broke out in the summer of 1914. They’re about as accurate as the health “experts” were in the plandemic of 2020-2021).

So the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had cause for concern.

Thus they were sending one of their best agents Miriam Hasafa to Moscow to find out what Vladimir Putin and his advisors were up to.

Miriam Hasafa about to begin a dangerous mission.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 7th

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Renfield On The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

June 2, 2022 at 10:03 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Queen Elizabeth II, then a young Princess, photographed by Cecil Beaton at Buckingham Palace, March 1945

British MP Renfield R. Renfield ended his Thursday night podcast by toasting the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee (70 years on the throne).

Said Renfield, “Today marks the beginning of Her Majesty’s official Platinum Jubilee celebrations.
Although Her Majesty officially ascended the throne on February 6th 1952, she was officially crowned Queen at Westminster Abbey in London on June 2nd 1953.
At the time Her Majesty became Queen upon her father King George VI’s death on February 6th 1952, Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain and Harry Truman was President of the United States.
Today Boris Johnson is Prime Minister of Britain and Joe Biden is President of the United States.
So some things have gone considerably downhill in the past 70 years.
At the time Her Majesty Elizabeth II ascended the throne, Josef Stalin was alive and well and the absolute dictator of the USSR.
70 years later the USSR is gone and Xi Jinping is alive and well and the absolute dictator of the People’s Republic of China.
1952 – the year of the Queen’s Ascension- was also the year that Ian Fleming wrote his first James Bond novel Casino Royale.
This would mark the beginning of a great series of spy novels in which a series of spectacular villains- let’s call them Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Dr. No and Goldfinger and a fictional organization named SPECTRE plot to take over the world.
70 years later a group of real unspectacular villains- let’s call them George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab and an actual real organization the WEF (World Economic Forum) plot to take over the world.
So a lot has happened and a lot has changed in the past 70 years.
John F. Kennedy wanted to put a man on the moon.
Today’s U.S. Democrats want to put a man in the women’s washroom.”

Renfield then raises a glass of champagne, “To Her Majesty the Queen. Long has she reigned over us.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 2nd

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Joe Biden Sniffs Jacinda Ardern’s Hair

May 31, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , )

The Samaritan woman at the well heard the call of Jesus.
Joe Biden and Jacinda Ardern, who were busy making out in the Oval Office, did not.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at London’s Set Enterprises when he had a vision.

The vision was this:

Joe Biden and New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern were making out in the privacy of the Oval Office after their public press conference.

Joe Biden was busy sniffing Jacinda Ardern’s hair, “Is that Herbal Essences or VO5 that I smell?”.

“Oh, kiss me, Joe, kiss me,” Ardern moaned in ecstasy.

“I’m afraid I don’t know the members of KISS,” Biden picked a fly off the wall and ate it, “But I might be able to get ahold of Marilyn Manson or Alice Cooper for you.”

“Oh, Joe, Joe,” Ardern continued to moan.

“Oh, the smell, the smell,” Biden got a lock of the New Zealand Prime Minister’s hair caught in his nostrils.

He dropped a load in his Depends diapers.

“Oh, the smell, the smell,” Ardern shrieked before passing out.

. . .

The commander of the Swiss Guards came running into the study of Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis.

“Your Holiness,” the Swiss Guard commander said, “There’s a monkey loose in the Vatican.”

“What’s a monkey doing loose in the Vatican?” Bergoglio asked as he ate a banana.

“He escaped from one of Bill Gates’ experimental labs in Rome,” the Swiss Guard commander explained, “He jumped over the Vatican wall, claimed refugee status and is now wanting free range in the Vatican kitchens.”

“Does he have the pox?” Bergoglio was very concerned and he wiped sweat off his brow.

“We don’t know whether he has the pox or not,” the Swiss Guard commander shrugged, “we know he doesn’t have the vax.”

“Then he shouldn’t be in the Vatican,” Bergoglio wagged his finger in a very angry fashion, “There are two things we can’t have in the Vatican. One is the Latin Tridentine Mass. And the other is the unvaccinated.”

. . .

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The Russian leader looked well despite rumours that he was ill.

The same could not be said for New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern who was currently barfing in the White House toilet at that moment.

Putin had just approved a Russian military intelligence plan to have an unvaccinated priest say a Latin Tridentine Mass in the Vatican this coming weekend.

“We’ve got another request from Pope Francis that he be invited to Moscow so that he can negotiate peace between Russia and Ukraine,” Lavrov noted.

“Put the request in the Kremlin trash can along with the others,” Putin directed.

“We also got a request from North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un that he be invited to Moscow to negotiate a peace between Russia and Ukraine,” Lavrov pointed out.

“Really?” Putin put down his bowl of borscht and smiled.

“Yes,” Lavrov nodded.

“Invite the two of them to Moscow together,” Putin had a glint in his eye, “let them hammer out a peace between Russia and Ukraine together.”

“All right,” Lavrov went to send off the invitations.

“At least the Western news media can’t accuse me of not having a sense of humour,” Putin drummed his fingers on his office desk top.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 31st 2022.

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