The Vampiress of Notre Dame

June 10, 2022 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The vampiress rose from her tomb in the crypt of Notre Dame

This vampiress (who was a worshipper of the Egyptian deities Isis, Osiris and Horus) had been given a tomb in the hidden crypt of Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral on the orders of Emmanuel Macron shortly after he became President of France in May 2017.

A visitor was being brought to the crypt.

Escorted by two armed Freemasons.

The visitor was one of the few Catholic priests in Germany who still believed in the Incarnate Deity of Christ.

The German Church which now called itself the Synodal Church was doing everything possible to throw out 2000 years of Catholic Faith and doctrine.

In this they were secretly backed by the Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

For Francis hoped to boldly take the entire universal Catholic Church where the German Synodal Church had gone before.

The vampiress rose from her tomb, bit the Christ believing German Catholic priest on the neck with her incisors and completely drained his body of blood.

In the Cathedral above the hidden crypt, French President Emmanuel Macron was busy discussing his plans for the revamped and rebuilt (“Build back better” to quote World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and his senile old fool puppet Joe Biden) Notre Dame Cathedral (that had suffered a devastating fire back on April 15th 2019) with the ghost of Vichy French leader Marshal Henri Philippe Petain.

“What,” the ghost of Orson Welles asked his companion the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill, “is Macron doing consulting with the ghost of Vichy French leader Marshal Petain? I thought Macron recently defeated the Fascist candidate Marine Le Pen for President of France.”

“Yes but Macron is a closet Fascist,” Churchill smoked his spectral cigar, “Most of the global leaders on the world stage today are either closet Fascists or closet Bolsheviks. Although since the plandemic of 2020-2021 they are not so closeted anymore. Unfortunately most of today’s electorate are too stupid to realize that most politicians are either closet Fascists or closet Bolsheviks. In a statement I made years ago which I consider positively brilliant myself, I said, quote, “The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter”. Unfortunately today’s voters are even worse than they were back then when I was alive and well and in political office. And of course the biggest electoral morons on the planet are the voters of the greater Toronto area of the Canadian province of Ontario. Who have returned both Neo-Stalinist metrosexual soy boy Justin Trudeau and fat slob Neo-Fascist Doug Ford to power to their offices of Canadian Prime Minister and Ontario Premier respectively.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 10th
2022.

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The Baron and The World Economic Forum

May 7, 2022 at 9:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield, after fighting off a demonic attack by Beelzebub (the demon had been invoked at a recent satanic ritual ceremony), delivered his Saturday evening podcast.

Said Renfield, “The Rothschild contolled The Economist Magazine showed how totally out to lunch they are this past week by devoting an issue to praising one of the biggest scumbags of our time Bill Gates.
They praised his efforts to control pandemics when in fact he’s been the one launching pandemics as part of his Neo-Malthusian world population reduction plan. They praised his plans to fight climate change even though the idea that man-made CO2 emissions are causing climate change is a bunch of pseudo-scientific garbage pushed by the global elites in their desire to bring about a totalitarian One World government. They praised Bill Gates’s desire to control the global food supply which shows just how openly satanic the Rothschilds and The Economist Magazine are. Bill Gates controlling the food supply will lead to billions of people starving to death (Joseph Stalin will be green with envy as he’s busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus as he only managed to starve 3 to 4 million Ukrainian people to death during the Holodomor of 1932 to 1933).
The fact that Bill Gates is today the biggest owner of farmland in America should be of concern to every American.
His plant-based meat (which tastes like crap) is no doubt a foreshadowing of the Apostle Paul’s prophecy in 1 Timothy 4:3 that the Antichrist will be “commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.”
Already government, “woke” (i.e. zombie brain dead) industry and business, advertising and TV commercials are promoting the idea that eating real meat such as beef, pork, turkey and chicken should be given up to fight climate change.
This is all part of the World Economic Forum agenda to bring about a totalitarian One World government.
If you look at the World Economic Forum page on Wikipedia, you’ll see there photos of the 3 biggest scumbags in the Western world today- Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and George Soros.
All of whom are good friends of the Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).”

. . .

January 18th 1971 was the 100th anniversary of Germany having united as a country under Otto von Bismarck.

It had also been 100 years to the day since Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen (a potential rival to Bismarck becoming the 1st Chancellor of a unified Germany) had his soul claimed by the demon Beelzebub and taken down to Tartarus.

Although the slippery Baron had escaped from Tartarus numerous times since then.

On January 18th 1971, the Baron made a 100th anniversary “of his soul being claimed by Beelzebub” escape from Tartarus.

As Beelzebub and his demonic imps set out to track him down, Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen approached a German engineer and economist Klaus Schwab with an idea for establishing a global synthesis of Hitlerian German National Socialism (on a global scale) and Soviet Leninism (on a global scale) to bring about a totalitarian One World government.

Enthused and intrigued by the Baron’s ideas, Schwab started the World Economic Forum a few days later on January 24th 1971 in the Cologny canton of Geneva, Switzerland.

Although the name Schwab adopted for the organization at the time was the European Management Forum.

It changed its name to the World Economic Forum in 1987 at the suggestion of a New Age Messianic individual who called himself the Maitreya (a forerunner of the Antichrist of Biblical prophecy).

When Beelzebub sought to take the ghost of Hermann von Luftwaffen back to Tartarus in January 1971, the demon found himself overruled by his demonic superiors.

The Baron remains a leading ghostly advisor to Klaus Schwab to this day.

An artist’s rendition of a leading Freemasonic satanic ritual performed back in the early 2000s

-A vampire novel chapter
written Saturday May 7th
2022.

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Klondike Helen

April 21, 2022 at 10:11 pm (Detective story, Ghost Story, History, Literature, Poetry, Science-Fiction, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Klondike Helen the belle of Dawson City during the days of the Klondike Gold Rush

She had been born Helen McGarrett (no relation to Steve McGarrett of Hawaii Five-0 fame) in Montreal, Canada in 1875.o

When news of the Klondike Gold Rush in Canada’s northern territory of Yukon spread far and wide throughout North America, Helen headed up to Dawson City (a town built at the confluence of the Klondike and Yukon Rivers) the site of the Gold Rush to seek fame and fortune.

The year was 1899 and a stranger from London England arrived to see Klondike Helen.

And there she was standing in front of the piano in Klondike Jack’s Saloon.

“You’re Miss Helen McGarrett?” The stranger asked.

“I am,” Helen nodded, “Who are you?”.

“I’m Sherlock Holmes,” the pipe smoking man in the deerstalker cap answered.

“The famous London detective?” Helen was astonished, “How did you get here? What are you doing here?”.

“What I am doing here is I’ve been hired by the McGrew family of Liverpool to investigate the death of a family member who died here in Dawson City. A fellow by the name of Dan McGrew. His nickname was Dangerous Dan McGrew. When the family received word of his death, they said he was shot in an argument with some gold miner over a woman known as Lou. I’m here to investigate the truth of his death. As for how I got here… well I happen to know a fellow named Ferdinand Graf von Zeppelin a retired German army officer. He’s just invented an airship and didn’t want any Germans to die in the testing of it. So along with an English balloonist and myself, we travelled in this airship across the Atlantic and across the Arctic and then across Canada’s northern terrain until we arrived here. We’ve arrived safely. How we’ll make out in the return journey home is yet to be seen.”

“And you think I know something about the death of Dan McGrew?” Helen inquired.

“I was told you’re a friend of the woman known as Lou,” Holmes explained, “By the way, where is Lou? No one seems to know where she is.”

“She’s dead,” Helen answered, “Staked through the heart.”

“Staked through the heart?” Holmes was surprised.

“She was a vampiress,” said Helen, “And Lou turned Dan McGrew into a vampire as he lay dying from the gunshot wounds inflicted by the jealous miner husband’s gun. So McGrew died twice. First being shot by the jealous miner. And then being staked through the heart after he became a vampire.”

“Good God,” said Holmes.

“Good void,” said a miner who was trying to write a science-fiction poem about the Klondike.

“Who staked them through the heart?” Holmes re-lit his pipe.

“The same man,” Helen replied, “Barnabas Van Helsing. The younger brother of the famous Dr. Abraham Van Helsing.”

“Well,” Holmes blew smoke rings, “I suppose I better tell the McGrew family the original story about the shooting involving the jealous gold miner and the wife of the jealous gold miner- the woman known as Lou. Talk of vampires and vampiresses might send me to the looney bin.”

Holmes left the saloon and walked out into the night to his waiting Zeppelin airship for the cold journey home.

Another man approached Klondike Helen.

“You’re Klondike Helen I presume?” The man asked.

“Who wants to know?” Helen looked into his eyes.

“The name’s Van Helsing,” the man tipped his fedora hat, “Dracul Van Helsing. I was looking at my great-great-uncle Barnabas Van Helsing’s photo collection the other day and your picture in black and white was there. So I travelled back in time using this Houdini-Pantages-Tesla-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern so that I can take a colour photo of you.”

“Pantages did you say?” Klondike Helen blinked, “There’s a waiter in town here called Alexander Pantages.”

“He was one of those who helped develop this time travelling magic lantern,” Van Helsing explained, “along with the magician Harry Houdini and the great Serb-American inventor Nikola Tesla. Years later a brilliant young director and actor named Orson Welles also worked on it. The finishing touches were finally completed by a brilliant actress and inventor named Hedy Lamarr who finally made it fully operational.”

Dracul Van Helsing then took a colour photo of Klondike Helen.

“Anything else?” Klondike Helen asked.

“I’d like to make out with you,” said Van Helsing.

They went up to Klondike Helen’s room and got down on the bed.

As they made out, they were unbeknownst to the fact that the ghost of Orson Welles was also in the room sitting in a chair and eating some take-out food that he had brought with him from Lydo Chinese Food and Delivery in London in the year 2022.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 21st
2022.

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Athena In Kiev

February 26, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Athena added a third candle to her candelabra as the lights went out in Kiev

Athena the Greek goddess of wisdom was in a dark abandoned house in Kiev.

These days wisdom was not to be found in the Kremlin in Moscow, the White House in Washington DC, 10 Downing Street in London and was most definitely not to be found at blackface racist groper Justin Trudeau’s residence in Ottawa.

The same held true for every political residence in every capital in NATO and the European Union.

It especially held true at the Vatican where yesterday the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had pulled a publicity stunt seeking photo-op by driving to the Russian Embassy in Rome to beg the Russian Ambassador for peace.

The stunt backfired when it turned out the Russian Ambassador wasn’t at the Embassy at the time.

And of course ghostly soldiers had been drawn into the Ukraine-Russia War.

The ghosts of the Trojan warriors of Prince Hector of Troy were fighting on the side of the Ukrainians.

And the ghosts of the ancient Greek warriors of King Agamemnon of Mycenae were fighting on the side of the Russians.

Back during the original Trojan War the goddess Athena had fought on the side of the Greeks against the Trojans.

She especially favoured Ulysses the king of Ithaca.

But not this time around.

The ghost of Ulysses was on his own clutching a copy of a book by James Joyce and a Thesaurus Guide To The Idioms of the Irish English Language.

In this war Athena was backing the Ukrainians and thus their ghostly allies the Trojan warriors of Prince Hector.

Her own brother Ares the Greek god of war had likewise switched sides.

Back during the original Trojan War, Ares had (under the influence of his sometimes girlfriend and lover Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love) backed the Trojans.

This time around Ares was backing the Russians and thus their ghostly allies the ancient Greek warrior ghosts under the leadership of King Agamemnon of Mycenae.

Athena looked out the window and saw her brother Ares walking the streets of Kiev.

He was accompanied by Thor the Norse god of thunder and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war.

It was her understanding that Thor and Morrigan would likewise be backing the Russians.

This was interesting because Thor’s father Odin she had heard was on the side of the Ukrainians.

Walking behind the trio of Ares, Thor and Morrigan were Loki the demoniac Norse trickster god and his son Fenrir the fierce Norse wolf connected to Ragnarok the battle of the Final Days in Norse mythology.

Loki and Fenrir were likewise backing the Russians.

Poseidon the Greek god of the ocean was backing the Russians as he had supported the ancient Greeks against the Trojans during the original Trojan War.

Apollo and Artemis had not yet announced on which side they stood.

Zeus, Hades, Demeter and Hestia were planning to stay neutral during this Ukraine-Russia War as they had during the original Trojan War.

Athena closed the curtains on the street scene.

Then she thought she heard the sound of dancing.

Quickly she opened the curtains and looked out the window.

There dancing on the streets of Kiev was the Hindu god Shiva and the Hindu goddess Kali.

Whose side are they on, Athena wondered, if any?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 26th
2022

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Renfieldian Podcast For Sunday February 20th 2022

February 20, 2022 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield analyzing the world geopolitical situation on the radio

The woman sat in her Buenos Aires apartment and listened to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Sunday night podcast on her radio.

As an Argentine woman, she was embarrassed by the fact that the first (and most likely the last) Argentine Pope in history was a fruity apostate Jesuit and a hard-line Marxist-Leninist Communist and Teilhardian worshipper of earth mother goddess Pachamama the red dragon shapeshifting woman who was the child and llama sacrificing deity of the Inca panthron.

She took comfort in the fact that Jorge Mario Bergoglio was most likely an AntiPope and not the true Pope.

Listening to Renfield on radio and not viewing the controversial British MP on video, she could not see Renfield’s visual special effects for tonight’s podcast.

Behind Mr. Renfield was a sign that said OTTAWA POLICE SERVICE = MURDERERS and on the sign an empty walker.

The empty walker represented the walker used by an elderly aboriginal First Nations grandmother who was walking in solidarity with the truckers and found herself run over by horse riding Fascist pig Ottawa policemen (who were carrying on like the few Marxist-Leninist scumbag Cossacks who served in the homicidal Leon Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army and not the White Russian Army who fought to prevent a Communist takeover of Russia during the 1917-1922 Russian Civil War).

On-line reports transmitted through independent social media right at the scene noted that she had died (killed by the Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa police officers).

That report was of course denied by members of Canada’s brainless mainstream media (all of whom are subsidized to the tune of $660 million a year by Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant dictator Justin Trudeau who naturally openly bragged about subsidizing Canada’s mainstream media to that amount).

CBC, CTV and Global News Canada as well as almost of Canada’s newspapers were bought and paid for presstitute whores (carrying the sexually transmitted diseases of lies, disinformation and falsehoods) at the metrosexual pedophile Trudeau’s beck and call.

Renfield wore a t-shirt that read,

STEVE BELL IS AN AIDS INFESTED REINCARNATION OF A NAZI GESTAPO OFFICER

The AIDS infested reincarnation of a Nazi Gestapo officer aka Steve Bell is the scumbag interim Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service Chief who is trying desperately to whitewash the actions of his criminal Ottawa Police in crushing the truckers’ Freedom Convoy the past few days.

Scumbag Bell warned the protestors that the heavy handed police action would not end there.

“We’re coming after you and we won’t let up,” Bell smirked in satanic fashion at a mainstream media fauning press conference addressed by the piece of dung (behind which stood the well roasted looking ghost of Communist China’s Deng Xiaoping the man who ordered the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre).

Said Renfield, “Scumbag Bell, we have a message for you. We’re coming after you and we won’t let up. When the New World Order is overthrown and the whole bloody lot of you are found guilty at the Nuremberg 2.0 trials, you scumbag Bell will be publicly hanged by the neck until dead and many of your scumbag police officers will meet the same fate.”

Renfield went on, “Among the many other atrocities carried on by the scumbag Neo-Fascist pig Ottawa Police Service was Rebel News journalist Alexa Lavoie was attacked by the Gestapo/Cheka porkers in blue in Canada’s capital. A pig hit Alexa Lavoie three times with a club and then another pig shot her leg at point blank range with a tear gas round.”

Renfield then turned to the Emergencies Act, “Canada’s scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh has said he will support Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau’s invocation of the Emergencies Act.
In a Twitter tweet back on November 26th 2016, the moronic imbecile Mr. Singh tweeted on the occasion of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro’s death, “He saw a country racked by poverty, illiteracy and disease. So he lead a revolution that uplifted the lives of millions. R.I.P. #FidelCastro “. (Castro looked a lot like a bearded Justin Trudeau in the photo used in Singh’s tweet)

Renfield then went on to directly address the scumbag Neo-Bolshevik Communist NDP leader, “Well shit for brains Singh, if Castro’s Cuban Revolution was so great, then why have millions of Cubans crossed the Straits of Florida between Cuba and Florida to get to Florida over the years?”.

Renfield then ended his podcast by pointing out that the Communist Whore of Babylon Canadian Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland’s maternal grandfather Michael Chomiak was a Ukrainian Nazi collaborator during the Second World War. Chomiak was an editor of the Ukrainian pro-Nazi newspaper Krakivsky Visti initially in Krakow and later in Vienna and later in Bavaria. It was in Bavaria that Chomiak surrendered to the Americans. And three years later Michael Chomiak immigrated to Canada. This despite having written an editorial in which he praised the mass murder of Jews in Kiev at Babi Yar in September of 1941.

Said Renfield, “So Canada’s Prime Minister is the Neo-Stalinist ideological and biological son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
And Canada’s Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland is a Ukrainian Nazi-Communist hybrid. If that isn’t a recipe for disaster for a country, I don’t know what is.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday February 20th
2022.

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Top Guns In The Wild West

January 14, 2022 at 11:17 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

In the old Wild West town of Laramie Wyoming, a group of outlaws and brigands were threatening the town’s good citizens.

This duo found their car seized by the outlaws and brigands.

Who were the outlaws and brigands?

Neo-Bolshevik Communists also known as the U.S. Democratic Party.

Northwest of Wyoming, Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Party government was introducing legislation to set up quarantine camps in Washington state.

America’s senile old fool and Neo-Stalinst tyrant Joe Biden was becoming more and more of a tyrannical despot with each passing day.

Anybody who was opposed to Neo-Bolshevik Communism taking over the U.S., Joe Biden referred to them as “white supremacists and domestic terrorists”.

This was rich coming from Biden who was best friends and mentored by West Virginia’s KKK Democratic Senator Robert Byrd.

After the gun wielding duo shot and killed the approaching Neo-Bolshevik Communist band of brigands, the ghost of Karl Marx appeared, looked at the dead bodies and shrugged, “There’s probably more where they came from.”

The ghost of Karl Marx had just come from the Vatican where he had been meeting with Pope Francis giving him ideas on how to form a global Marxist One-World government.

Marx’s ghost opened a book and said, “I’d now like to read a poem I wrote called The Player…”

“Thus Heaven I forfeited. I know it full well.
My soul once true to God is chosen for Hell.”

Marx went on, “And now from my poem Oulanem…”

“See this sword, this blood-dark sword, which stands unerringly within my soul?
Where did I get this sword?
The Prince of Darkness.
The Prince of Darkness sold it to me.
The Hellish vapours rise and fill the brain
Until my heart goes mad, until I go utterly insane.”

Marx’s ghost then smiled and said, “I’d now like to quote my favourite line from all of literature. It comes from Goethe’s Faust from the character of Mephistopheles where he says…”

“Everything that exists deserves to perish.”

The ghost of German film director Leni Riefenstahl (who made the 1935 Nazi propaganda film Triumph of The Will) then appeared on the scene.

She had recently been dispensationally released from the Underworld at Pope Francis’ request in order to make propaganda films for the New World Order Nazi/Fascist/Communist Hybrid Geopolitical Project aka The Great Reset.

The films would of course be shown on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS.

As well as every major television network in Canada, the United Kingdom and Western Europe.

Marx repeated his favourite line from all of literature: from Goethe’s Faust from the character of Mephistopheles…

“Everything that exists deserves to perish.”

Leni Riefenstahl then showed movie footage of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa tearing down statues and burning down and looting businesses and neighbourhoods in the U.S. during the summer of 2020 in what the brainless mainstream media referred to at the time as “peaceful protests”.

She then showed footage of senile old fool Joe Biden, Ottawa’s biggest residential idiot Justin Trudeau, World Economic Forum CEO and quintessential German movie character like villain Klaus Schwab, the satanic Antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio, billionaire Trotskyite George Soros and eugenics population control freak Bill Gates saying that everything must be torn down and rebuilt.

The ghosts of 19th Century Freemasonic Pontiff and Confederate General Albert Pike and Freemasonic Roosevelt Cabinet Secretary (and later Vice-President) Henry A. Wallace (who argued for the phrase Novus Ordo Seclorum being put on the U.S. $1 bill in 1935) then appeared and said in unison, “Ordo Ab Chao”.

Order out of chaos.

But an Antichrist satanic diabolical order.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 14th
2022.

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221 B Baker Street and The Italy Affair

January 3, 2022 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Contessa, Prime Minister Gladstone is at the door,” the butler informed the Contessa.

It was January 3rd 1894.

Or so Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster noticed on the calendar page on the desk in the living room as he noticed the pair in his vision.

“1894,” Michelangelo recalled the year from his History textbook (which was no longer used in the homo sapien public education system), “that was Gladstone’s last year as Prime Minister.”

“Gladstone and the Contessa were discussing Italy,” the ghost of Winston Churchill remarked as he sipped a spectral glass of red wine next to Michelangelo’s aquarium, “Often what was happening in Rome would eventually set the stage for the rest of Europe. Britain ruled the waves and the world but Rome seemed to rule the psyches of Europe.”

“I never could figure out Italian psyches,” the ghost of Sigmund Freud commented.

“Nor I,” Carl Jung’s ghost piped up.

. . .

The ghosts of William Gladstone and Benjamin Disraeli were banging at the door of 221B Baker Street.

Not realizing that Sherlock Holmes no longer lived there anymore.

And in Italy, the ghost of Benito Mussolini was in control of the current Italian government.

. . .

In the meantime, the government of Germany (Italy’s World War II ally) had released data suggesting that most of the fully vaccinated will have full blown Covid-19 vaccine induced acquired immunodefiency syndrome (AIDS) by the end of January 2022.

Naturally this data wasn’t being reported by the brainless mainstream meda.

Evil deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (an Italian-American physician of ill repute save among morons) was ecstatic upon hearing the news that Germans would be coming down with AIDS.

He would make a fortune from selling his drug AZT in Germany.

Meanwhile Germany’s new Chancellor Olaf Scholz was reading the report that said that the immune systems of the fully vaccinated have already degraded to an average of minus 87%.

Scholz put the report through the paper shredder as the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels applauded.

. . .

Meanwhile as the German people could expect to be keeling over from AIDS by the end of this month, the ghost of Benito Mussolini controlled Italian government in Rome announced last night that the Death Serum would be made obligatory for all over 18 years of age as of January 5th 2022.

A Committee For The Salvation of the Italian Republic was immediately formed which called for the arrest of the current government of Italy.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield approved of the formation of the Committee For The Salvation of The Italian Republic.

Remarked Renfield, “There’s no better place for the current Italian government to be than in jail. Save for the day they’re all hanging from the gallows upside down like Benito Mussolini and his mistress.”

Meanwhile the ghost of Sir Henry Baskerville (who was Sherlock Holmes’ best known client) had sent the ghost of the Hound of the Baskervilles over to attack Fascist pig Dutch police in the City of Amsterdam.

This past weekend Dutch police had set the dogs on anti-lockdown protestors in Amsterdam.

So now with the permission of Persephone the Queen of the Underworld, the Hound of the Baskervilles was returning the favour.

So just as German citizens would soon be dying of AIDS, the Italian government would soon be in jail and then on the gallows, Dutch police in Amsterdam would soon be dying of sulphuric rabies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 3rd
2022.

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A Fat Slob Neo-Fascist Tyrant Gets Stuck In His Bathtub On New Year’s Day

January 2, 2022 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Mommy, can I have a bath tonight and go play with my pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs again?” A fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant asked his overdomineering and overbearing mother.

“No, you’ve been playing with Mr. Nubbs in the bathtub much too often lately,” his overbearing mother replied.

“It’s a good thing that this mother and son duo don’t own a motel,” the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock remarked as he observed the scene, “Beautiful young women would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms.”

“I think it’s much more likely that pretty young men would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms,” the ghost of Liberace commented as he stood doing his impersonation of a teacup.

Mrs. Kenney went upstairs to watch her favourite television show.

Her son Jason Kenney the fat slob Neo-Fascist Premier of Alberta finished his bowl of homemade bat soup and then put down the biography of the late FBI director J. Edgar Hoover that he had been reading.

He felt a sort of kinship and bond with J. Edgar Hoover for whatever reason.

“Jason, put out the lights downstairs when you’re going to bed,” his mother shouted from upstairs.

“Yes, Mommy,” Jason answered.

As Jason walked by his mother’s bedroom, he could hear her snoring.

He quickly grabbed his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs and his radio and went into the bathroom.

He went into the bathtub.

The radio had a news bulletin about Calgary Pastor Arthur Pawlowski and his brother David Pawlowski taking part in a protest against Vaccinazi vaccine mandates in Alberta at the house of Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Health Minister Jason Copping.

Kenney got so angry at the announcement he dropped his rubber ducky and reached for his pink smart phone and called the local SS Gestapo Chief in Calgary to do something.

When he reached for his rubber ducky again, he found he was stuck in the bathtub.

The Neo-Fascist tyrant reached for his smart phone and dialed 911 for help as well as the number of a crane and a tractor trailor towing company.

“Damn,” Kenney thought to himself.

His mother would realize that he took a bath with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs without her permission.

. . .

Here’s the latest statistics from Germany on who’s got the Omicron variant:

In Germany, 70.53% of the population are fully vaxxed, 2.97% are partially vaxxed and 26.5% of the population are unvaxxed.

The unvaxxed have 186 cases of Omicron out of 26.5% of the population.

The fully vaxxed have 4020 cases out of 70.53% of the population.

So the vaxxed Omicron case incidence is 57.0% of the population.

And the unvaxxed Omicron case incidence is 7.02% of the population.

So the vaccinated have an 87.7% lower immune response than the unvaccinated have to Omicron.

This means that the average German is down to the last 12.3% of his or her immune system for fighting certain classes of viruses and certain cancers.

Reducing the world’s population to 500 million as commanded on the Georgia Guidestones is well on its way in Germany.

“Ja,” Hitler’s ghost commented, “Zis is what they get for losing the war. It’s their fault that Germany lost the war. It wasn’t my fault. I was Der Fuhrer. Fuhrers are never to blame for anything.”

“Did I mention the war?” A holographic image of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty asked the question.

Meanwhile tyrannical politicians and deranged medical bureaucrats in the former Western democracies (which are now Vaccinazi regimes paving the way for the Antichrist New World Order) continued to insist that everyone be vaccinated.

. . .

In the City of Calgary, Calgary’s Freemasonic Fascist Police Chief Mark Neufeld had a Peking Duck Cream Pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

Members of the Police Service who ran the City Checkstop program (and who had spent the day drinking Harvey Wallbangers) claimed that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thrown the Peking Duck Cream Pie at Fascist Neufeld.

The ghost of Gestapo head Heinrich Muller told Neufeld, “I’d give you a towel but I don’t have one.”

In all the commotion, Neufeld had lost his Swastika lapel pin and his SS Death’s Head insignia pin.

“Shit,” Neufeld commented as his underwear did an impersonation of Joe Biden meeting the Pope.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on the phone with Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh.

“Happy New Year, Miranda,” was Renfield’s greeting.

“Happy New Year, Renfield,” Miranda answered.

“So, what news do you bring?” Renfield moved his toy angels towards his toy shepherds in his Nativity scene.

“Apparently the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit did capture on video the scene of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney getting stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs while his mother was screaming, “What a bad boy you are. Just wait until you get out of that bathtub. Just wait until I get my hands on you. You won’t be able to sit down the entire weekend of the next United Conservative Party leadership review.” And Kenny snivelled, “Please don’t spank me, Mommy. I promise to be good in the future.” as he burst into tears,” Miranda pointed out.

“Good, let’s see what happens if we threaten to release it,” Renfield smiled.

An hour later, Calgary Pastor Art Pawlowski and his brother David were released from jail.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 2nd
2021.

Carmen the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit spy in the Canadian province of Alberta heard the screams of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney after he got stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubby ducky Mr. Nubbs.

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Winter Solstice 2021

December 21, 2021 at 9:54 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The gypsy Celestia danced at the equator as the Winter Solstice took place in the Northern Hemisphere.

Darkness and winter descended over the land.

Senile old fool Joe Biden approved.

Pope Francis had abolished all Traditional Roman Rite services this Christmas in order to bring about the coming of the Antichrist.

At the North Pole, there was no sign of Santa Claus, reindeer, toymaking elves or the famous North Pole barber Tiny Tony.

Rather there was the entity Saturn Cronus present.

He had recently escaped from Tartarus disguised as the Omicron variant of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.

The ghost of Adolf Hitler was about to light an Olympic flame in honour of the titan Saturn Cronus rather than the Olympian god Zeus Jupiter.

The minute of the solstice occurred.

And Hitler’s ghost lit the Saturn Cronus Olympic flame and proclaimed the 2021 Winter Solstice Festival open.

Two Jesuit priests attending the ceremony decided to make the Yuletide gay by engaging in carnal relations with one another.

Meanwhile in Washington DC, senile old fool and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Joe Biden was about to give a televised speech in which he would blame the unvaccinated for all of America’s problems.

The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles smiled approvingly.

He possessed Biden’s body on occasion just as he possessed Hitler’s body during Der Fuhrer’s mortal lifetime.

As crap exited Biden’s anus into his enhanced Depends adult diapers, crap also exited Biden’s mouth as he said, “The unvaccinated are to blame for all of America’s problems.”

Mephistopheles smiled.

He recalled Hitler saying, “The Jews are to blame for all of Germany’s problems.”

Meanwhile the deranged psychopathic mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (whose Satanic Temple initiation name was Dr. Mengele Frankenstein Fauci) was spending the Winter Solstice dressed as Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler.

He was wearing Der Fuhrer’s brown uniform with swastika armbands and wearing an Adolf Hitler style moustache.

He raged and ranted in front of his own mirror image, “No one should celebrate Christmas. Don’t have dinner with your friends, relatives or loved ones. Wear a 1001 masks over your face. Anyone who disagrees with me should be fired on the spot. The unvaccinated should be forced to be vaccinated if need be. Freedom and liberty and rights should be curtailed (except for mine) in the name of the Common Good. Who defines what the Common Good is? Why I do of course. I am Science. I am the Apotheosis of the Cosmos. Everybody should follow me and do what I say or else.”

A sauerkraut cream pie was thrown in Fauci’s face by an invisible entity (the 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger).

Meanwhile up in Ottawa Canada the pig-faced Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau had made his blackface up to look like that of the late Ugandan dictator Idi Amin Dada.

Trudeau addressing his image in his mirror said, “I am going to order my Finance Minister to revoke the tax free status of any charity or church that opposes my Moloch worshipping and child sacrifice policies.”

Trudeau then bowed in front of a statue of Moloch.

Meanwhile in Istanbul, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan the would be Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire was talking to the chief of his secret police.

“What have you got to inform me?” Erdogan asked as he modelled his Sultan’s robes designed by the House of Gucci in Florence, Tuscany.

“The ghost of the Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI has been seen wandering the streets of Istanbul,” his secret police chief head said.

“Constantine XI?” Erdogan was shocked, “The last Byzantine Emperor defeated and killed by Sultan Mehmed II of the Ottomans?”.

“The very one,” his secret police chief nodded.

A Cross appeared at the top of the dome of the Hagia Sophia.

Pope Francis did a Joe Biden impersonation in his underwear when informed of the news.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
December 21st 2021.

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Krampusnacht 2021

December 5, 2021 at 10:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Krampus followed by two black cats named Naughty and Nacht

Santa Claus’ personal barber Tiny Tony the elf was watching the news on his television set in his North Pole barber shop (where his outside barber pole was the North Pole).

News was coming in from around the world.

George Soros, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, Xi Jinping (whose puppet organization the WHO named the latest Covid-19 variant Omicron (an anagram for “moronic”) rather than Xi the next letter in the Greek alphabet) and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab had all been placed in the sack of Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat where he’d carry them down to Tartarus.

The CEOs of Facebook, Twitter, Google and YouTube had likewise been placed in the sack to be whisked down to Tartarus.

As Krampus carried the howling screaming masterminds behind the Covid-19 plandemic in his sack past the remains of an old 1970s discoteque, this song was played by a disc jockey’s ghost, “Burn, baby, burn, disco inferno…”

Which of course was going to be the fate of Soros, Fauci, Gates, Xi, Schwab and the social media tech giant CEOs.

The North Pole News then did a story from Athens, Greece from yesterday where a Greek Orthodox priest named Father Ioannis Diotis had shouted at Jorge Mario Bergoglio as he entered the Orthodox Archbishopric in Athens, “Pope, you are a heretic.”

A well roasted looking ghost of the 1st Century Gnostic heretic Cerinthus (from whom Saint John the Apostle had once fled a Roman bath house upon seeing Cerinthus) remarked, “I cannot disagree.”

The next story was from Los Angeles California where late night TV talk show host and alleged so-called comedian Stephen Colbert had a cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity (whom some Harvey Wallbanger drinking individuals claimed was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears) after attending a Temple of Moloch worship service (the Temple of Moloch was one of the few religious institutions allowed to operate under California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s draconian Covid-19 lockdowns).

While fying on a magic cat litterbox ride over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Krampus’ sack was intercepted by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles cut the sack open to let the gang of evil psychopaths go.

For they were all of vital importance to fulfilling Hell’s agenda.

Pope Francis got down on his knees and thanked his God of Surprises when he heard the evil psychopaths were released.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 5th
2021.

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