The Feast of The Beast 2023

March 23, 2023 at 10:09 pm (Detective story, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Back in 1955 the Greek goddess Artemis was in possession of the silver arrow of Chiron the centaur

Attending a Chiron the Centaur exhibit at the British Museum in March 1955, the Greek goddess Artemis had the silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur in her purse.

Artemis exited her vehicle to walk to the British Museum.

A female Soviet KGB agent who was a master pickpocket stole the silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur.

It was taken to Moscow where it was placed in the KGB Archives but lost by one KGB Archivist Harry Wooismeovich.

For his efforts, Harry Wooismeovich was shot by firing squad under orders by Nikita Khrushchev.

Harry Wooismeovich’s last words were “Oh, who’s Winston Churchill?” in answer to a British government telegram for clemency and “Woo is me!” in answer to being shot.

The silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur was thus lost to history.

Causing the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit to face a dilemma on March 23rdrd 2023.

Every March 23rd was the Feast of The Beast for some dark magic practicing occultic secret societies.

Among the dark deities venerated by these occultic secret societies was Apophis the Egyptian god of chaos and darkness.

Once long ago in the mists of antiquity it was the case that every night Apophis would attack the solar barge of Ra the Egyptian god of light and the sun.

The Egyptian god Set would come to Ra’s aid every night and defeat Apophis.

In those days Set was considered a hero and a good guy.

He only became a villain to history after cutting up his brother Osiris into 14 pieces (even though Osiris was the Egyptian Justin Trudeau of his day and most likely deserved what he got).

Miranda Singh of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had discovered that one dark magic occultic secret society would be sacrificing a ghost of all things on this particular Feast of the Beast.

And the ghost would be sacrificed down in Cornwall to prevent a descendant of King Arthur from rising to power on the world stage and instead allow a descendant of Mordred to rise to power on the world stage.

King Arthur had been born at Tintagel Castle in Cornwall and the sacrifice of the ghost would be performed at Tintagel Castle.

A ghostly sacrifice rather than a human sacrifice was necessary to enact a major geopolitical event.

And the ghost chosen for the Tintagel Castle Cornwall sacrifice was none other than the ghost of Belvedere the Ghost White Salamander who was a personal friend of Sherrielock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes’ quite literally immortal twin sister), Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing, British MP Renfield R. Renfield and the ghost of Orson Welles.

Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander had been waylaid in London’s Highgate Cemetery last night by Persephone the Greek goddess of the Underworld and a rag tag group of Breton korrigans.

The ghostly sacrifice would be performed by a demon possessed elk who had been given as a gift to Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby by the U.S. Federal Cabinet of Joe Biden in appreciation for his support of gay and transgender rights.

Apparently the only way of slaying a demon possessed elk was to kill it with a silver arrow.

After a brief meeting of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit in which the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds (the Anglo-Catholic Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Church in West London and the Church of England’s leading exorcist who tried to exorcise Italian historian Roberto de Mattei the only known person (so far) to have become demonically possessed as a result of receiving the DeathVaxx vaccine) served as an advisor, it was agreed that the most effective way of slaying this demonically possessed elk was to use the silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur.

Which was lost to history.

So Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles using the Tesla-Houdini-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern projector went back in time to steal the silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur from the Greek goddess Artemis before Nikita Khrushchev’s acclaimed pickpocket female KGB agent had the chance to do so.

Dracul saw Artemis exiting her vehicle on the night of the Chiron the Centaur Exhibit at the British Museum:

Van Helsing immediately grabbed the arrow.

Artemis said, “Dracul, how dare you steal the silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur?”.

She immediately grabbed Van Helsing, took him over her knee and spanked him.

While being spanked, Dracul threw the silver arrow to the ghost of Orson Welles who went forward in time to the place of Tintagel Castle in Cornwall on the night of Thursday March 23rd 2023.

Van Helsing then made love 💕 to the Greek goddess Artemis on the large luxurious back seat of the classic 1950s era vehicle.

After goddess and vampire hunter had finished rocking the vehicle, Dracul went forward in time to Tintagel Castle in Cornwall on the night of Thursday March 23rd 2023.

He grabbed his crossbow and the silver arrow of Chiron the Centaur from the ghost of Orson Welles.

The Celtic stag god Cernunnos had already been killing with his crossbow and silver arrows various supernatural entities participating in the ceremony.

For reasons known only to himself, the Celtic stag god did not wish to see a descendant of Mordred ascend to power on the world stage.

The demon possessed elk was raising the supernatural sword 🗡️ Excalibur above the ghostly spectral salamander throat of Belvedere the Ghost White Salamander.

Both Cernunnos and Van Helsing fired their crossbows at the same time.

After a silver arrow pierced the demon possessed elk’s throat, the elk said in Latin in Shakespearian Julius Caesar like fashion, “And thou, Cernunnos? Or was it thou, Dracul?.”

Even Cernunnos’ PH Unbalanced hairstylist didn’t know for sure.

Thus it was a question/answer never asked on the Canadian-American game show ghost host Alex Trebek’s TV program Jeopardy in the Elysian Fields of the Realm of the Underworld.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 23rd

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Persephone Meets Belvedere

March 22, 2023 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural) (, , , , , , , , , )

Persephone the Greek goddess of the Underworld in London’s Highgate Cemetery

Persephone the Greek goddess of the Underworld was in London’s Highgate Cemetery for reasons known only to herself.

Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander (who was a reporter for the Times of London) was walking through the cemetery.

Belvedere had once been human.

He had been a deserter from the Confederate Army during the U.S. Civil War, became an outlaw in the Wild West for many years and then worked as a bartender in the Wild West saloon known as the Wild Tomatoes 🍅 and Mushrooms Saloon.

The saloon had been owned by Sherrielock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes’ twin sister who became immortal after eating some Lingzhi Supernatural Mushrooms) when she lived in the American Wild West.

One night Belvedere had slept with a working girl who had a room in the saloon.

He refused to pay her for her services.

It turned out she was a gypsy enchantress as well so she turned Belvedere into a Ghost White Salamander (of the sort that reveals itself to Mormon Church founder Joseph Smith Jr. in Smith’s first and original telling of the find of the Golden Tablets. Later the Ghost White Salamander became Jesus Christ and then God the Father and Jesus Christ and then finally the angel Moroni in Smith’s subsequent retellings of the story).

Having become a Ghost White Salamander, Belvedere quickly ran out into the street outside the saloon where he was promptly run over by a settlers’ covered wagon heading west and thus ended up becoming the ghost of a Ghost White Salamander.

After a long and varied ghostly haunting of this planet Earth, Belvedere was now a reporter for The Times of London.

He was currently wandering through London’s Highgate Cemetery.

He thought of finding where Karl Marx was buried.

He looked around and saw a bunch of Crosses on gravestones and deduced he must be in the Christian part of Highgate Cemetery.

It was highly unlikely that a Jewish publicly proclaimed atheist who privately wrote love poems to the Devil whom he called Oulanem (which was a 19th Century occultic secret society name for the Devil) like Karl Marx would be buried in the Christian portion of Highgate Cemetery.

Belvedere was walking along on his tiny white spectral ghostly amphibian legs when he suddenly saw the Greek goddess Persephone in the clearing.

There was a full moon behind her.

Belvedere checked his calendar on his ghostly miniature spectral Apple Watch ⌚️.

He didn’t think there was supposed to be a full moon 🌕 tonight and indeed there wasn’t supposed to be.

It was supposed to be the start of the Islamic month of Ramadan after all.

Persephone smiled at him.

“Belvedere,” she said to him and then zapped him with a laser ray that shot out of the long black fingernail on the middle finger of her left hand.

The ghost of the Ghost White Salamander was knocked unconscious.

Persephone directed some Breton korrigans to pick up up the ghostly spectral body of the Ghost White Salamander and carry him to Cornwall.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 22nd

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Charlotte Rose

March 21, 2023 at 10:27 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Science, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

Charlotte Rose arrives back in Britain aboard The Carpathia after visiting an aunt in Canada

The year was 1905 and Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams was returning to Britain after visiting an aunt who lived in Nova Scotia.

What Charlotte Rose was unaware of as she picked up her luggage 🧳 on the deck of The Carpathia was that one of her male cousins had hidden a map 🗺️ with the exact location of the famous Oak Island treasure in her suitcase.

Of course Charlotte Rose was unaware of the map.

She just thought it a musty old document and put it in one of the drawers of her bedroom.

Being an only child, she eventually inherited the house from her parents.

She never married and served as a nurse with the British Army during the Great War (later known as World War I or the First World War after Adolf Hitler’s Germany and Hideki Tojo’s Japan started World War II).

The camp she was in came under German bombardment in July 1917 and she was killed along with several others of her medical unit as well as patients.

Her cousin (who had put the map in her suitcase 🧳) had died in 1906 and thus had never shown up to claim the map that he had hid.

Her cousin Edward Sorwind was a bit of a rake (to put it mildly).

In addition to having stolen the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ from the town teacher, he was also a notorious person with the ladies.

Since some in the town suspected he had stolen the schoolteacher’s map for the Oak Island treasure, he hid the map in his cousin Charlotte Rose’s luggage when she was to return to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

Edward thought that he would someday go to England and retrieve the map on his own.

However when he slept with a married woman in town and her husband had discovered them in bed together and after her husband shot Edward several times through the chest with his hunting rifle, Sorwind was in no condition for the long voyage to England (being dead, buried and currently roasting away in Tartarus and all that).

After Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams died as a casualty in the First World War, a lightning strike struck her house a few months later causing the roof to catch fire 🔥 and the house was burnt to the ground, forever destroying the 🗺️ map to the exact location of the Oak Island treasure.

The fact that Charlotte Rose had the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ in her possession had forever been lost to history.

Until King Charles III decided to invite a spiritist medium to the palace to contact the spirit of his late mother Queen Elizabeth II in total violation of Deuteronomy Chapter 18 verses 10 to 14 and its warnings and precepts.

Charles was wanting to talk to “Mummy” for some advice.

Paddington Bear advised him against it.

His wife Queen Consort Camilla advised against it.

Gavin Ashenden a former Chaplain to his mother who later became a bishop and then joined the Catholic Church Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham advised against it.

However Archbishop Justin Welby (who had as his spirit advisor the ghost of the late U.S. Episcopalian Bishop James Albert Pike who had somehow miraculously managed to get a dispensation to leave the Underworld by permission of Hades and Persephone) told Charles III to go full speed ahead with the seance.

Instead of his mother showing up, it was the ghost of the notorious and now long forgotten Nova Scotia rake Edward Sorwind.

Sorwind told Charles of the long lost Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ and how he had hidden it in his cousin Miss Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams’ suitcase before she boarded The Carpathia for England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in 1905.

An immediately Royal ordered Special Branch investigation of the matter discovered that Charlotte Rose had been killed in July 1917 and her house destroyed by fire a few months later.

So Charles sighed and Paddington Bear told him, “Nothing good can come of this, Your Majesty.”

Indeed not for the palace had been bugged by sinister forces loyal to the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau vampire Franz Kohler.

Kohler used a contact at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland to time travel on occasion when the proper cosmic energies of the Universe were correctly in place in an effort for the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe vampire to alter the course of history.

Time and again however Kohler had been foiled by Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who used the Tesla-Houdini-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern projector to time travel.

Van Helsing was usually accompanied in his time travels by the ghost of Orson Welles.

Welles had been one of those who helped invent the time travel device.

The device had originally been worked on as a joint collaboration between Serbian-American scientist Nikola Tesla and the Hungarian-American magician Harry Houdini beginning in 1923 (100 years ago this year).

It was initially financed by the Greek American vaudeville impresario and early motion picture producer and cinema and theatre chain owner Alexander Pantages.

The project was put on hold after Houdini’s death in 1926.

Orson Welles began putting his finishing touches on the would-be time travelling magic lantern projector in 1938.

Finally in 1941 the great Austrian-American actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr (the woman responsible for inventing the wireless radio technology for the U.S. Navy that became the basis of WiFi and Bluetooth) finished the device and then hid it for fear it would fall into Nazi hands.

When the ghosts of Orson Welles and Sir Winston Churchill were granted dispensational releases from the Underworld by Hades and Persephone in the spring of 2017 so they could serve as spirit advisors to newly elected British MP Renfield R. Renfield, Welles’ ghost led Dracul Van Helsing to find the old projector in an old Hollywood movie theatre where it had been placed in the film projectionist’s room back in 1947.

Anyways Franz Kohler decided to go back in time and steal the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ as Charlotte Rose Heywood-Williams arrived in England aboard The Carpathia in 1905.

As Franz Kohler stood at the dock, to his surprise he found himself being staked through the heart and then beheaded by Dracul Van Helsing.

Van Helsing walked on.

Welles’ ghost hoped that Kohler would remain dead this time.

The Norse trickster god Loki usually managed to find a way to bring back Kohler from the dead thus sending the evil Kohler on more nefarious missions.

Van Helsing walked aboard the deck of The Carpathia where he saw Miss Charlotte Rose.

Van Helsing approached wearing the uniform of a British Customs officer of the Edwardian Era.

“May I please inspect your luggage, Miss?” Van Helsing asked.

The vampire hunter was very gentle in inspecting the contents of the suitcases 🧳 although he did pocket the Oak Island treasure map 🗺️ that had been put there by Charlotte Rose’s cousin Edward Sorwind.

Van Helsing did not tell the young Miss Charlotte Rose what would happen to her.

As the great American country music singer Garth Brooks once sang in his song The Dance,

“… I’m glad I didn’t know
The way it all would end
The way it all would go
Our lives are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I’d have had to miss the dance… 💃 🕺 “

of life.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 21st

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Renfield On St. Patrick’s Day 2023

March 17, 2023 at 7:43 pm (Biographical, Entertainment, History, News, Sports, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was celebrating 🥳 St. Patrick’s Day ☘️ on this Friday March 17th 2023.

He was recounting a historical incident on his podcast.

Said Renfield, “It was 100 years ago today on March 17th 1923 that Battling Siki a boxer from Senegal 🇸🇳 defended his World Light Heavyweight Championship against an ☘️ Irish boxer Mike McTigue in Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪 on St. Patrick’s Day ☘️.

The fight is cited by social scientist Julian Simon in his book Basic Methods In Social Sciences as an example of challenging the laws of probability.

The fight went the distance and went down to a decision decided by a panel of Irish ☘️ judges in Dublin Ireland 🇮🇪 on Saint Patrick’s Day.

Put on your Sherlock Holmes hat 🧢 and see if you can correctly deduce who won the decision.

-Renfield R. Renfield, St. Patrick’s Day ☘️,
Friday March 17th 2023.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 17th

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Koridwen, Churchill and The Miraculous Bottle of Brandy

March 10, 2023 at 10:34 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Koridwen was the Mother of the Korrigans that race of supernatural creatures who were magical dwarves and lived underground in Brittany.

Koridwen was the wife of Hu-Ar-Braz the first of the Druids.

Her youngest son was the first of the korrigans.

Called Taliesen the Bard in Welsh and Cornish mythology.

In the 1950s, the ghost of Marshal Philippe Petain (the Chief of State of Vichy France) was granted a dispensational release from the underworld by Hades.

The request for Marshal Petain’s release was made by the Norse god Odin/Germanic god Wotan for reasons known only to that deity.

Anyhow Marshal Petain set out to bump off Winston Churchill at Christmas 1954.

Churchill was kept alive by a bottle of very good tasting brandy that had been mixed with water from a spring at Walsingham England the site of a miraculous Marian apparition in the mid-11th Century known as Our Lady of Walsingham.

The bottle was quite tall.

And finally ran out in late January of 1965 at which time Churchill died.

Churchill only sipped from that bottle when he thought his life was in mortal danger.

Marshal Petain’s ghost was able to convince Taliesen the first korrigan to steal that bottle of brandy as a Christmas present from the ghosts of Vichy France and the Third Reich to Winston Churchill at Christmas 1954.

No one was quite sure how in the mists of history of the 1950s that Taliesen returned that bottle to Churchill.

However evil scientists working at CERN in the year 2023 decided to try a time travel experiment.

Billionaire eugenicist Bill Gates had become aware that a nuclear ☢️ world war in the mid-1950s would prevent the world population from reaching the 9 billion people mark in the early 21st Century (a number that the racist and crypto-Nazi son of a Freemason hated).

So therefore the time travel experiment prevented Taliesen from returning that bottle to Churchill at Christmas 🎄 1954.

And thus Churchill wasn’t alive to give Anthony Eden advice in the Suez Crisis of 1956 asking the then British Prime Minister Anthony Eden to stand down and prevent the Suez Crisis from breaking out into World War III.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield became aware of the Bill Gates-CERN plot and sent Dracul Van Helsing back in time to Christmas 1954 using the Tesla-Houdini-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr magic lantern as an instrument of time travel.

Dracul wasn’t sure of how to track down Taliesen the first korrigan.

But he was able to track down Koridwen the wife of Hu-Ar-Braz (the first of the Druids) and the mother of Taliesen the first of the korrigans.

Naturally Van Helsing made out with Koridwen.

And Koridwen convinced her son Taliesen to give back the miraculous bottle of brandy to Churchill.

Thus Churchill was still alive during the Suez Crisis to give his successor Anthony Eden much needed advice to prevent the Suez Crisis from turning into a nuclear ☢️ World War III.

“Well it’s nice to see Van Helsing’s sex addiction is good for something,” Renfield commented when informed what had happened.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 10th

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The Calgary Soviet of Communist Despot Jyoti Gondek

March 7, 2023 at 9:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Secret Agent Miranda Singh (r) and her sister Priya Singh (l) at a wedding in London England last year.

Set Enterprises’ top intelligence agent Miranda Singh has been sent to Calgary, Alberta, Canada to investigate globalist efforts to turn the city into a small Soviet Socialist Republic.

The effort was being undertaken by Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist dictator Jyoti Gondek.

Officially her title was Mayor of Calgary an office to which she was elected back on October 25th 2021.

But ever since she was elected, she has actively tried to act like a dictator and a despot over the city.

Much like her hero Canada’s Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau ever since he was first elected in 2015 and has become ever more despotic, dictatorial and tyrannical with each passing year.

To the extent he has now become the nauseating, disgusting and thoroughly despicable human being that he is today.

A man with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

A much much much much lesser version of MacBeth (without MacBeth’s impeccable class, good taste and style).

The first thing airhead Gondek did upon being elected to office was to have Calgary City Council proclaim a Global Climate Change Emergency.

As if a city council that had awarded a major city LRT construction contract to a corrupt Quebec construction firm (much beloved by Justin Trudeau) was capable of overcoming a global climate change emergency.

And of course the proclamation was based on the erroneous notion and pseudoscientific bullshit theory that man-made CO2 emissions were responsible for climate change.

A theory that originated from vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) and various New Age nutcases in particular New Age nutcase Canadian businessman Maurice Strong who had been a good friend of Justin Castro “Sauron’s feces” Trudeau’s Marxist-Leninist stepfather Pierre Elliott Trudeau.

Like most “woke” politically correct brainless Canadians, Jyoti Gondek also constantly railed against the British Empire and colonialism.

Totally forgetting that if it hadn’t been for the British Empire and colonialism, she wouldn’t be living in this country.

In fact most Canadians wouldn’t be living in this country.

The only people living here would be the indigenous aboriginal First Nations peoples.

So any non-indigenous Canadian who constantly rails and shoots their mouth off against the British Empire and colonialism should put their money where their mouth is and move back to the country of their ancestral origin (whether that country is Scotland, France, Ukraine or India).

Now being the good Neo-Bolshevik Communist that she is, Ms. Gondek is using her dictatorial powers to crack down on Christians who stand up for Biblical principles.

Mayor Gondek used her office to denounce the anti-drag queen story reading in library protests being organized by one Calgary Pastor Derek Reimer.

Lo and behold after that, the Calgary Police Service (moving with the speed and efficiency of the old Soviet Stalinist NKVD) charged Derek Reimer with a hate crime for protesting against drag queen story hours at the public library.

Today Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist dictator Jyoti Gondek turned Calgary City Hall into a living replica of the seat of the Evil Galactic Empire from the Star Wars films.

This was British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s summing up of the whole situation on his Tuesday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Calgary’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Jyoti Gondek continues to show the world that she’s a Fascist/Stalinist hybrid bitch despotic dictator and a brown faced Justin Trudeau in drag.
The tyrannical bitch overloaded Calgary City Hall today with private security guards when this carrier of perpetual Marxist/Leninist PMS heard that a small group of Christians would be staging a protest against her pro-Antichrist policies.
I wonder if there’s any law in Alberta by which citizens can recall a Mayor and hold a 2nd municipal election for the office.
One way we can unload this pro-Sodom and Gomorrah satanic rainbow scarf wearing over the hill Whore of Babylon.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 7th

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Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec and The Death of Josef Stalin

March 6, 2023 at 10:27 pm (Biographical, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec

It was 70 years ago yesterday on March 5th that Soviet dictator Josef Stalin kicked the bucket 🪣🦶 (Stalin having croaked 🐸 on March 5th 1953).

The only Canadian in mourning at the time was Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

Present at the death of Josef Stalin was the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.

Qonzilqointec was present at Stalin’s death because she had been present at the death of Stalin’s enemy Leon Trotsky in Mexico City in August 1940.

On August 20th 1940 Trotsky had been given a blow to the head by an ice pick wielded by a Spanish Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader.

Trotsky died a day later on August 21st 1940.

Or at least that had been the story given to the world.

In reality Trotsky had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec on that date.

Qonzilqointec had done so at the request of a friend of hers the Mexican artist Diego Rivera.

Diego Rivera had told the Aztec Vampiress that Trotsky was a nice guy so she turned him into a vampire.

Trotsky changed his name to Lev Tomi and started working as a bureaucrat at the UN.

He eventually became Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change back in 1993.

In 2021, Joe Biden named Tomi the unofficial Chief of Staff of The U.S. Armed Forces.

Last year in 2022, Lev Tomi/Leon Trotsky was named Commander of NATO Forces in Eastern Europe.

Where he would challenge Vladimir Putin’s plans to re-establish a Neo-Czarist Russian Imperial Empire.

On March 1st 1953, Qonzilqointec had flown to Moscow when her sources told her that Stalin was on the verge of kicking the bucket.

There she tormented the Soviet dictator with promises of vampiric immortality.

On March 5th 1953 as Stalin was about to go screaming 😱 into that not-so good (for him) night, Qonzilqointec smiled, bared her vampiric fangs and said, “Just joking.”

Stalin swore an obscenity at her.

Qonzilqointec said, “Remember the Ukrainian kulak farmers who died in the Holodomor of 1932-33.”

Stalin kicked the bucket.

He paid Soviet rubles to the ferryman Charon to ferry him across the Rivers Styx and Acheron.

Charon swore at him for paying in such a currency.

Cerberus escorted Stalin to his rotating roasting barbecue spit down in Tartarus.

In the decade of the 2010s, Stalin was given a dispensational release from Hades along with Adolf Hitler at the request of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab who was working on a synthesis of Stalinism and Nazi Fascism to bring about a totalitarian One World Government by the year 2030.

A lot had happened in 70 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 6th

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Quotations and Reflections From British MP Renfield R. Renfield

February 28, 2023 at 9:54 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) ()

When rail and train and beauty and good taste connected the nation and not Neo-Bolshevik Communist Neo-Goebbelesque propaganda and ugliness and “woke” bad taste and Orwellian Big Brother Ministry of Truth truths.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was helping a Russian vampiress FSB agent named Svetlana Kireeva to defect and as such was consulting with Britain’s MI5 and MI6 on the matter.

So he wasn’t available to do his Tuesday night podcast.

Due to his refreshing political incorrectness and anti-wokeness, his podcasts were the most popular on the planet although you wouldn’t know it by looking at Google search engine results where his podcasts weren’t even mentioned or listed.

His friend Amadeus Emanon was filling in for him by reading aloud some quotations that Renfield had made the past week.

“Today’s leftists and liberals are strongly opposed to colonial empires run by individual nations – empires that no longer exist – but they are very much in favour of and strongly supportive of corporate conglomerate Big Business run colonialism that seeks to dominate and run and control the entire planet with taking the DeathVaxx as the sign of loyalty to that new global pan-colonial run empire.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi exemplify and are representative of the path and journey undertaken by the hippy flower children of the late 1960s dawning of the Age of Aquarius. They started out wearing flowers in their hair espousing “peace and love” and ended up murderous disciples of Charles Manson.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Justin Trudeau is rapidly escalating downwards in a spiral 🌀 of total evil 😈 reminiscent of Scotland’s MacBeth and Denmark’s King Claudius in the Shakespeare plays MacBeth and Hamlet respectively.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“The papal encyclical “Laudato si” is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing (save truckloads of bad scientific “facts” and barrels of rotten badly thought out philosophy).
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 28th

Written for the first time on a new iPad 15 Pro tablet purchased by his good friend Douglas Ferguson to replace the old Samsung Galaxy android tablet whose keyboard was ruined after his stupid clumsy landlord stepped on it.

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A Night In Istanbul

February 27, 2023 at 9:27 pm (Espionage, Film, haiku, History, Romance)

  • Night in Istanbul
  • A long long time ago
  • Moonlight and Bos₱horus meet

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  • Russian Vam₱iress Svetlana Kireeva and One Year of The Russia-Ukraine War

    February 26, 2023 at 7:17 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

  • Russian vam₱iress Svetlana Kireeva of the Russian FSB: She now wants an end to the Russia-Ukraine War
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield had heard from the Russian vam₱iress Svetlana Kireeva.
  • She wished to defect to the UK as she was now sick of the Russia-Ukraine War and Vladimir ₱utin’s attem₱ts to annex Ukraine and make it ₱art of a new Russian Im₱erial Em₱ire.
  • Matters were not hel₱ed by the fact that ₱utin had as his leading advisor the demon Moloch who was ₱osing to ₱utin as Saint Michael the Archangel.
  • Of course U.S. White House Oval Office occu₱ant Joe Biden had demons as his advisors as well.
  • In fact, he had 4 of them: Baal (the demon in charge of abortion and child sacrifice), Ba₱homet (the demon in charge of homosexuality, transgenderism and all other manner of sexual ₱erversions), Mammon (the demon of greed) and Me₱histo₱holes (the demon in charge of ₱romoting hatred between races, ethnic grou₱s and nations).
  • And of course these demons were all a₱₱earing to Joe Biden as themselves.
  • Because Biden being your ty₱ical member of the 21st Century U.S. Democratic ₱arty o₱enly and willingly embraced all forms of the demonic and satanic.
  • Thus if there were a chemical railway derailment in say East ₱alestine, Ohio, the Biden Administration’s attitude was “Let them inhale the fumes, drink the toxic water and die.”
  • As for ending the Russia-Ukraine War, the satanic Anti₱o₱e Jorge Mario Bergoglio now thinking of himself as a candidate for the Antichrist rather than just a forerunner of the False ₱ro₱het of the Book of Revelation Cha₱ter 13 was calling on ₱atriarch Kirill and Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin to invite him to Moscow to negotiate an end to the Russia-Ukraine War.
  • So far neither Kirill nor ₱utin had taken him u₱ on his offer.
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Sunday February 6th
  • 2023

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