Dulcinea Lucia and The Vampiric Knights-Templar
Dulcinea Lucia and The Vampiric Knights-Templar
Once Private Eyes 👀 Agathor Christie and Magog Rhys Petley decided to take the case for Allatallahbel the Vampiress Priestess of Baal and search for the 13 Vampiric Knights-Templar who survived French King 👑 Philip the Fair’s Friday October 13th 1307 raid on Jacques de Molay and his fellow Knights-Templars, they started where most Private Eyes would when confronted with such a case.
They went to see a gypsy fortune 🔮 teller.
And a young beautiful and sexy one at that.
Dulcinea Lucia the gypsy fortune teller of London’s Carnaby Street.
When they entered her shop, they discovered she was dressed like Elvira the popular American horror movie show hostess of the 1980s- a black evening dress slit at the sides from thigh to ankle, black silk pantyhose and black spiked stiletto high heeled shoes.
This would thus be an interview both men would enjoy.
Dulcinea Lucia told Agathor and Magog that the 13 Knights had managed to escape King Philip’s Friday the 13th raid by being in a Paris brothel at the time.
When informed of the raid, the 13 knights went south to the village of Rennes-le-Chateau in the Languedoc region of southern France 🇫🇷.
“Any idea, why there?” Agathor asked.
“One of Jesus’ cousins is buried in a grave there,” Dulcinea Lucia answered.
“The Jesus?” The Marxist atheist former Labour MP Magog raised an eyebrow.
“Yes,” Dulcinea Lucia answered.
“How did they become vampires?” Agathor asked.
“The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith was in the village of Rennes-le-Chateau at the time,” Dulcinea Lucia answered, “she bit each man on the neck and turned them into vampires on the evening of October 23rd 1307 – 10 days after Philip the Fair’s Friday the 13th October raid on all the lodges and temples of the Knights-Templar in France.”
“And have those 13 Vampiric Knights-Templar survived since then?” Magog queried.
“7 of them were slain inside the Episcopalian Cathedral of St. John The Divine in New York City on Friday October the 13th 2006 while attending a Meatloaf concert being held at the central altar of the cathedral,” Dulcinea Lucia answered.
“The Meat Loaf?” Agathor asked.
“Yes,” Dulcinea Lucia nodded, “the one who sang Bat 🦇 Out of Hell, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad, I’d Do Anything For Love and Rock And Roll 🎸 Dreams Come Through.”
“And they had a Meat Loaf concert right at the central altar?” Asked Magog who had visited the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine in New York City with Agathor on their recent U.S. trip where they had encountered Shiva the Hindu god of destruction and transformation at that very same central altar.
“It was more of a Knights-Templar Illuminati satanic ceremony where they were going to sacrifice Meat Loaf to the Baphomet because Baphomet wanted both a singer and a meatloaf dish for his birthday so the Illuminati and the Knights-Templar were going to give him a 2 for 1 special,” Dulcinea Lucia opened her book of meatloaf recipes.
“And you said that 7 of the Vampiric Knights Templar were slain at that Friday the 13th October 2006 Meatloaf sacrifice ceremony in the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John The Divine?” Agathor questioned.
“Yes, the 7 who attended the ceremony,” Dulcinea smoothed her dress, “the other 6 were still in their New York City 🌃 hotel rooms recovering from severe hangovers the night before- hangovers that saved their lives in the long run.”
“Who slew the 7 Vampire Knights that attended the ceremony?” Agathor asked.
“That was Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the mighty Lakota Sioux vampire huntress Jennifer Cochran,” Dulcinea Lucia smiled, “both of them were Meat Loaf fans.”
“Of the singer or the dish?” Magog inquired.
“Both,” Dulcinea Lucia smiled and winked.
A bell went off in the kitchen behind her gypsy 🔮 ball reading room.
“If you’ll excuse me, gentlemen,” Dulcinea Lucia stood up, “my own meatloaf is ready. Unless you care to join me.”
They did.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 17th
2017.
Haiku About The Beheading of Saint John The Baptist
Haiku About The Beheading of Saint John The Baptist
Young Salome danced
in one of her veils Death lurked
so Herod killed John
Boxing and The Supernatural
Boxing and The Supernatural
Dracul Van Helsing was sitting in a London sports bar with the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec and the Venezuelan vampiress Francesca Chavez.
Renfield R. Renfield MP had come into the bar to watch the Conor McGregor vs. Floyd Mayweather Fight.
When he saw Dracul with the two elegantly dressed vampiresses, he turned around and left.
“I refuse to be around any ménage a trois where I’m not part of the ménage or the trois,” Renfield remarked bitterly as he walked out the door.
Dracul meanwhile was reading up about Conor McGregor’s sudden breakthrough into UFC fighting on a night in Sweden back in 2013.
And now here McGregor was in his first professional boxing 🥊 match.
He looked at McGregor’s picture and then thought of an email that Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol had sent him 8 years ago.
Here’s the background to that Whitstable email 8 years ago:
http://thevampiresamurai.blogspot.ca/2009/07/gordon-black-donnelly.html?m=1
Dracul told Qonzilqointec and Francesca about that email.
“So, what do you think?” Qonzilqointec asked Dracul, “Do you think this McGregor is Donelly?”.
“Yes, do you?” Francesca asked, “and if he is, that means he has boxed before.”
“I don’t know,” Van Helsing shrugged, “but it makes for an interesting story.”
Unbeknownst to the ménage a trois trio, French President Emmanuel Macron (on a private incognito visit to London) was sitting in the booth behind them listening to what they were saying.
He quickly exited and ran from the sports bar back to his hotel to pour some Grecian Formula on his hair as his hair had suddenly turned gray.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 26th
2017.
The Venezuelan Vampiress Francesca Chavez
The Venezuelan vampiress Francesca Chavez sat in her hotel room in Caracas Venezuela.
To live in a five-star hotel in Caracas was the only place worth living in Venezuela ever since the disastrous Nicolas Maduro assumed power as President of the country back in 2013.
Francesca Chavez herself was a 1st cousin 3 x removed of the late former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
She herself had supported Chavez but had thought Maduro would turn out to be a Venezuelan Stalin.
And currently Maduro was well on his way to becoming one.
Francesca Chavez had become a vampiress back in April of this year after a night of erotic lesbian lovemaking with the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.
Unbeknownst to either woman, the encounter had been filmed by Renfield R. Renfield (“strictly for sociological purposes” as Renfield explained to his friend Amadeus Emanon when he caught him watching the video).
Renfield and the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had been in Venezuela at the time plotting a coup to overthrow Nicolas Maduro.
The trip and coup planning were cut short when British Prime Minister Theresa May called a snap UK General Election and Renfield returned home to run as a candidate for the British Transhumanist Party.
Now Britain’s MI-6 had sent Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to Caracas Venezuela on a fact finding mission to determine just how bad the political situation in Venezuela currently was.
Van Helsing entered the hotel room and saw the Venezuelan vampiress Francesca Chavez sitting there:
Van Helsing stood there totally transfixed.
“Hello there,” Francesca threw back her blonde hair and smiled at him, “how shall we start?”.
“Well,” said Van Helsing, “you can start by taking me across your lap and giving me a bare bottom spanking.”
“All right,” she said somewhat taken aback, “if that’s how MI-6 conducts business these days.”
“It is under my watch,” Van Helsing answered.
So that is what then happened.
. . .
British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield was trying to contact Dracul Van Helsing on his mobile phone to get an update on the political situation in Venezuela prior to Renfield giving a speech to the UK Parliamentary House Committee On Foreign Affairs.
But he couldn’t get a hold of him.
“I imagine he’s up to something kinky with the Venezuelan vampiress Francesca Chavez,” Renfield remarked angrily to Amadeus.
“And you’re naturally jealous because it isn’t you instead,” Amadeus remarked quietly while munching on potato chips.
“That’s besides the point,” Renfield harrumphed.
Renfield went down to the Committee meeting and instead of speaking on Venezuela, he spoke on the removal of Confederate statues in the U.S. instead.
Said Renfield,
Pat Buchanan has called the groups wanting to remove Confederate statues in the U.S. the Secular Socialistic Taliban (the Taliban of course blew up ancient statues of Buddha in Afghanistan and ISIS destroyed an ancient Temple at Palmyra). The Secular Socialistic Taliban operate under the delusion that the sole reason for the Civil War was slavery (ignoring Lincoln’s own statement that he himself would preserve slavery if it would preserve the Union- he only sought to openly abolish slavery after the Southern states voted to secede anyways)- conveniently forgetting that another reason for the Civil War was the huge tariffs northern states were slapping on products of southern states.
Now the Secular Socialistic Taliban are opening up their stupid brainless mouths up in Canada wanting to remove the name Sir John A. MacDonald from all schools in Ontario (Sir John A. MacDonald was Canada’s first Prime Minister) claiming MacDonald practiced genocide against Canada’s indigenous people- a lie of course. But then groups like Antifa and their Secular Socialistic Taliban allies believe lies as much as the Ku Klux Klan and Neo-Nazis do.
The remarks did not go over well with the rest of the MPs on the committee who like most politicians were gutless and spineless when it came to political correctness.
Renfield received an angry phone call from Canada’s liberal progressive cultural Marxist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who did not like what was said in the remarks to the UK Foreign Affairs Committee.
Renfield told Mr. Trudeau, “Go fuck yourself.”
To which a stunned Justin Trudeau said, “I don’t think that’s physically possible.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 24th
2017.
There’s Grigori and Then There’s Grigori
There’s Grigori and Then There’s Grigori
The Grigori (a Slav transliteration from the Greek egregoroi meaning “Watchers”, “Those who are awake”, “Those who never sleep”, “guards”, “sentinels”) is a term used in connection with Biblical angels.
They were assigned to watch over the Earth but they fell in love with and mated with mortal women giving rise to a race of hybrids known as the Nephilim who are described as giants.
Their exploits are briefly alluded to in Genesis 6:4 and elaborated upon in the Books of Enoch and Jubilees.
. . .
The Tunguska event was a large explosion 💥 that occurred near the Stony Tunguska River in eastern Siberia on the morning of June 30th 1908.
The explosion flattened over 2000 square kilometres of forest 🌳 yet caused no known human casualties.
The explosion is generally attributed to the air burst of a meteor.
It is classified as an impact event (in fact the largest impact event in recorded history) even though no impact crater has ever been found.
The object is believed to have disintegrated at an altitude of 5 to 10 kilometres above the Earth’s surface rather than actually hitting the surface of the Earth 🌏.
And that portion of the Earth’s surface that experienced the wrath of this mysterious object’s impact was the sparsely populated Eastern Siberian Taiga.
Studies have yielded different estimates of the meteor’s size on the order of 60 to 190 metres (200 to 620 feet) depending on whether the body was a comet or denser asteroid.
Since the 1908 event, there have been an estimated 1000 scholarly papers (mostly in Russian) published on the Tunguska explosion.
Of those 1000 odd papers written on the Tunguska explosion, not one took note of the ripple in time that happened on that day.
Of course, there was no reason why any of them should.
For the effects of the impact were thought to be strictly in the air and on the ground.
There was no reason to expect a rupture (no matter how minuscule) in the space/time continuum.
. . .
Part of that mysterious object that exploded went 11 years back in time to the year 1897 and traveled to the Saint Nicholas Monastery at Verkhoturye (the town that at the foot of relatively low middle Ural Mountains is called the Gateway to Siberia from the west).
Contemporary scientists have often speculated whether primitive alien life forms could be brought to earth on meteorites from space.
The answer is possibly.
What about DNA?
Could DNA travel on a meteorite?
And what about the Grigori? The Watchers of old? Angels said to have mated with human women back at the dawn of recorded history? These angels (which were supposed to be originally pure spirit) must have found some way of composing a material body for themselves in order to be able to mate with human women.
Was there such a thing as Grigori DNA then?
Such would be the stuff for highly speculative and extremely creative science papers.
But it so happened that Grigori DNA on an object from space that fell to Earth went through a ripple in time back 11 years to the Saint Nicholas Monastery at Verkhoturye where it struck a visiting peasant pilgrim from the Siberian village of Pokrovskoye- Grigori Rasputin.
As a result of angelic Grigori making contact with human Grigori- the whole world would change forever.
Rasputin would lead to Lenin and the USSR. Which would lead to Stalin and the USSR. Fear of Stalin and the USSR would lead to the middle classes of Germany ensuring the parliamentary victory of a man named Adolf Hitler in the Reichstag.
And so on.
And so on.
All the way forward to a man named Kim Jong-un facing a standoff with a man named Donald Trump.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 20th
2017.
A Timely Showdown In The Klondike
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un and his British House of Lords member Communist adviser Lord Byron Jennings had been working on another angle to destroy America besides nuclear weapons and the intercontinental ballistic missile program.
The idea was to send a 100,000 man North Korean Army with advanced weaponry, machine guns and tanks back in time and conquer America in the days when America did not have such weapons.
They sent their good friend Ares the Greek god of War to the Underworld to consult with Saturn/Cronus the Titan god of time on how this could be possible.
Saturn/Cronus told Ares that his reign was of course the Golden Age prior to being overthrown by his son Zeus/Jupiter.
And ever since, Saturn explained, he always had a hankering for gold.
In fact he had been building himself a small portal through time to reach Dawson City Yukon in the year 1897 at the height of the Klondike Gold Rush.
Saturn was still trying to figure out how to leave Tartarus (“that 3-headed dog Cerberus is a real pain in the ass namely because that’s where he always bites me” – Saturn/Cronus said half in Latin and half in Greek) but Ares was welcome to take the portal to Kim Jong-un and see what he could do with it on the promise that once Kim Jong-un had invaded and conquered America, he would then invade and conquer the Realm of Hades and release him the Tartarus imprisoned Saturn/Cronus (for the Titan had it on good authority that the United States of America was the gateway to Hell on Earth).
“How will I be able to carry this portal?” Ares asked Saturn looking at the large astral laser holographic rotating tunnel.
Saturn/Cronus started singing a Latin and Greek version of that old Jim Croce song “If I could save time in a bottle…’
The large astral laser holographic rotating tunnel portal then shrank to a very small size.
Saturn then reached for a bottle of The Kraken Black Spiced Rum, took the top off, said in a loud voice “Release the Kraken!” and then proceeded to empty the liquid contents of the bottle down his throat.
Saturn then instructed Ares to put the shrunken rotating portal vortex into the empty bottle and take it back to Kim Jong-un with the following instructions…
Ares told Kim Jong-un that he’d only be able to send a small group of men back in time to the Klondike in the year 1897- a group of 5000 men.
And then once they had secured the area of the spatial/temporal location of the portal, it would be possible to send more men- like Kim’s envisioned 100,000 man army.
The 100,000 man army could then march from the Klondike to Alaska and take it over.
Then board ships heading further south and take over the U.S. mainland.
Thus North Korea would be able to successfully conquer America in the late 1890s and not have to resort to nuclear weapons.
Ares then poured the rotating vortex out of the empty bottle of The Kraken Black Spiced Rum.
The astral laser holographic rotating tunnel portal then expanded to its original size.
Kim Jong-un then called for the leader of the 5000 men who would initially be sent back in time- a man by the name of Sum Yung Fuul.
Sum Yung Fuul was a big fan of the Jack London novels The Call of the Wild and White Fang and would use his knowledge of both books to find his way around the Klondike in that time period once there.
Sum Yung Fuul and his 4,999 men then walked into the rotating vortex singing the North Korean National Anthem which Lord Byron Jennings played on his theremin.
Sum Yung Fuul and his men then arrived in the Klondike on Thursday December 23rd 1897.
December 23rd of course was the last day of the ancient Roman Festival of the Saturnalia (which began on December 17th and ended on December 23rd) and it was for that reason that Saturn had chosen this date for which the rotating portal would land at the height of the Saturnalia festival.
Sum Yung Fuul and his men then walked out from the forest in which they landed and entered Dawson City.
While walking through Dawson City they encountered a blue box in the middle of the main street that said in large letters at the top just below a shining lantern POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX.
“Did they have public pay phone booths in the Klondike in 1897?” A young lieutenant asked Col. Sum Yung Fuul.
“I don’t think so,” Sum Yung Fuul replied.
He hadn’t recalled Jack London mentioning it in his books.
Another young lieutenant was about to say that it looked a lot like the TARDIS from the Doctor Who television series on BBC One but didn’t when he remembered that it was only Kim Jong-un who was allowed to watch decadent Western world TV shows and movies in the Hermit Kingdom.
If he were to open his mouth, he’d be shot by firing squad.
So he didn’t open his mouth.
The men then proceeded into the forest on the other side of Dawson City.
The lieutenant looked at his compass.
“We’ve almost got this spatial/temporal location for the portal secured, sir,” the lieutenant said to Sum Yung Fuul.
Just then a woman appeared in front of them out of nowhere.
The redheaded red dress woman (who was in fact the blonde Steampunk time traveler Serena who had dyed her hair red for this occasion since she’d be dealing with fighters in a Communist army) fired from both of the weapons she carried in her hands.
Like the TARDIS phone booth on Dawson City’s main street which was bigger on the inside than it was on the outside, each weapon that Serena held in her hand contained 100,000 rounds of ammunition each.
She blew all 5000 men away to Hermit Kingdom come.
She then blew into each weapon and put each one back into her side holsters on either side of her sexy red skirt.
The North Korean invasion of America in the late 1890s had been nipped in the bud before it even began.
Meanwhile Donald Trump tweeted,
@realDonaldTrump Just had a vision of a woman named Serena. Lovely lady. I wonder who she is?
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 17th
2017.
A Working Day In The Life of Renfield MP
A Working Day In The Life of Renfield MP
Renfield R. Renfield had started his day by flying to Spain where he had been asked to deal with captured Islamic State terrorists who had been arrested in the wake of yesterday’s Barcelona van ramming in the Las Ramblas district.
He had brought along with him a piece of equipment and software invented by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
“Hello,” Renfield grinned at the ISIS prisoner when he saw him, “this Rocher Sensory Virtual Reality Machine was invented by my friend Dr. Cadbury Rocher at my suggestion. You’re probably wondering why you’re tied down to this table. That’s so we can put these VR goggles as well as extra wires on you without struggle. Now given that you dirtbags’ favourite method of terrorism these days is to run down people with motor vehicles, this VR mechanism controls the nerves and pain mechanisms in your body so when we put these goggles on you and run our program, you will see yourself being hit and run over by an approaching motor vehicle but thanks to the wires, you will also feel the same pain victims feel when their limbs are smashed and whatever else is broken when the vehicle hits them. However unlike real life victims who either die or their pain is eventually anesthetized in hospital, once you feel the pain for an agonizing half-hour, the program then ends, you’ll get temporary relief but the program then starts over again. And over again. And over again. So theoretically you can now enjoy the experience of getting hit and run over by a motor vehicle and feeling the subsequent pain of crushed limbs and broken ribs and spines and feelings of paralysis several hundred times a day… and night.”
The prisoner turned pale.
“Enjoy the show,” Renfield put the goggles on the man and flipped the switch.
. . .
Renfield’s explanation and the man’s screams were broadcast via invisible Tesla radio sound waves (that didn’t require the presence of physical loudspeakers) at various Islamic State training camps throughout the Middle East.
One angered Islamic State leader said, “We must kill this Renfield.”
“Wrong answer,” said the Commander of the British Army Brigade of Gurkhas who led the raid storming the camp and entering the tent with guns blazing
Those not killed were immediately bound and transferred to the facility in Spain where they themselves could enjoy Renfield R. Renfield’s Amazing Pain Sensation and Virtual Reality Smash Them Up Motor Derby Show.
. . .
“Political correctness is cultural Marxism,” Renfield R. Renfield explained to a BBC interviewer later in the day, “Cultural Marxism is the process articulated by early 20th Century Italian Communist theoretician Antonio Gramsci whereby to penetrate and infiltrate and dominate the culture is far more effective than revolution or armed struggle in bringing about a Marxist society.”
“Really?” said the BBC interviewer.
“Yes,” Renfield continued, “Gorbachev was a disciple of Gramsci’s ideas. That’s why he thought he could allow for Perestroika and glasnost and letting the Eastern European satellite nations go since the West had pretty well become Marxist atheistic materialistic in its thought anyways. Parts of the Western world might pay lip service to religion (the former Christianity that had once dominated it) but for the most part, most Church leaders in the West had become cultural Marxists in their thinking anyways. The most clear example of this is the Vatican itself where once the anti-Communist popes like John Paul II and Benedict XVI were out of the way, you now have a cultural Marxist like Pope Francis presiding over the Catholic Church.”
“But yet it sounds like cultural Marxism doesn’t call itself cultural Marxism, it calls itself political correctness instead,” the BBC interviewer pointed out.
“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “ever since the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the collapse of the USSR in 1991, Marxism has, in the early 21st Century, become the ideology that dare not speak its name. The reason being that Marxists were shown to be losers.
And everybody, no matter who they are or what political ideology they adhere to, hates being thought of as a loser. Gorbachev never in his wildest dreams probably suspected that Perestroika and glasnost would lead to the dissolution of the USSR itself. But that’s what happened. Marxism had lost the Cold War. And the term Marxist became synonymous with loser. So Marxists no longer called themselves Marxists- especially in the U.S.- they called themselves Progressive instead.”
“You have said that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are both cultural Marxists,” the interviewer noted.
“That is correct,” Renfield noted, “And that’s why Hillary’s supporters went so berserk when she lost the election. Because Marxists, whether cultural or armed militant, seem to be psychologically prone to great histrionics when they don’t get their own way. As can be seen by the actions of Stalin, Mao Tse-tung and Pol Pot when they killed millions upon millions of people they thought stood in the way of their creating the perfect classless society. American progressives calling themselves SJWs (Social Justice Warriors- when I first encountered the term on social media- I thought it stood for Single Jehovah’s Witnesses and I thought someone should really get these pathetic losers married off before they continue to make stupid comments on social media) throw temper tantrums on social networking sites. They gather together in groups to get their way. At one time brainless howling mobs used pitchforks and torches to go after people they disagreed with. Today they use Twitter tweets and Facebook postings.”
“And speaking of Twitter tweets,” the interviewer interjected, “what about Donald Trump?”.
“He comes across as the modern day equivalent of an ancient Roman Emperor,” Renfield answered, “somewhat insane and always making daily changes to his household staff.”
“Thank you for your time, Mr. Renfield,” said the BBC interviewer.
And such was a working day in the life of Renfield R. Renfield MP.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 18th
2017.
Civil War II
“I really don’t know what Kim Jong-un’s problem is,” Russian President Vladimir Putin explained to the Chinese Ambassador, “you just have to look at far-right idiots battling far-left idiots in the recent protests and demonstrations over Confederate statues in the U.S. to realize America is falling apart of its own accord. There’s no need to nuke the country.”
The past few days had seen clashes between Neo-Nazi and KKK scumbags and Antifa and Anarchist-Marxist scumbags in Charlottesville Virginia over the removal of Confederate General Robert E. Lee’s statue, Antifa terrorists and thugs forcibly tearing down a statue of a Confederate soldier in Durham, North Carolina and someone had spray painted vulgar graffiti on the Lincoln Memorial.
Putin added, “As Lincoln himself said, A house divided against itself cannot stand.”
. . .
Robur The Conquerer II sailed in his airship The Albatross II across America the same route that next week’s solar eclipse would take.
The man whose real name was Robur Pike was a genetic clone created from locks of hair of Confederate Brigadier-General Albert Pike by Nazi scientist Dr. Eckhart Fromm back in 1966.
He was pleased with the protests.
For General Robert E. Lee had thought slavery was a bad idea and wouldn’t survive in the long run, originally wanted to fight for the Union, in fact was Lincoln’s first choice for commanding the Union Army but only decided to join the Confederacy when his home state of Virginia voted to secede in April 1861 as Lee could not bring himself to fight against his home state.
But no doubt the riff raff fighting for both sides- the Neo-Nazi – KKK alliance and the Antifa-Anarchist-Marxist alliance to say nothing of all the brainless gutless politicians across the land who wanted to remove statues of Lee were too stupid and too ignorant of history to be aware of all this..
Lee had died saying, “So far from engaging in a war to perpetuate slavery, I am rejoiced that slavery is abolished. I believe it will be greatly for the interests of the South.”
Lee only had his U.S. citizenship restored posthumously in 1975.
While Confederate General Albert Pike (the man behind the founding of the KKK and the head of Scottish Rite Freemasonry in America) never lost his U.S. citizenship and is buried in the Masonic House of The Temple in Washington D.C.
He is also the only Confederate military officer with an outdoor statue in Washington DC.
He died after a life time of writing about Swastikas and the Aryan race and how they were created by a group of god men from the stars (ideas later adopted by the Nazis in Germany).
Pike’s ideas were especially thoroughly believed in by the SS (and his ideas of god men from the stars intervening in Darwinian evolution to create a superior breed of hominids promoted by the Ancient Aliens TV series on the History Channel though not its racist overtones).
History was unfair, Robur Pike chuckled to himself.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 16th
2017.
Orson Welles and The Woman of Mystery Part 3
Orson Welles and The Woman of Mystery Part 3
“So,” Welles looked over again at Serena, “From where did Serena learn this ancient Egyptian spell that turned Belvedere into a ghost white salamander?”.
“You mean from whom?” Serena smiled seductively at Welles and licked her lips.
“From whom?” Welles looked at her quizzically, “You mean it was a person who taught her this spell?”.
“Let’s just say a being or an entity,” Serena laughed once again as she threw back her hair.
“And who is this being or entity?” Welles asked the blonde enchantress seated on the desk in front of him.
“It’s revealed at the end of the script,” Serena winked at him, “at the end of the movie.”
“But I notice the last few pages of the script are missing,” Welles held up the papers in his hand.
“That’s because I want you to take an oath never to reveal the ending of the script before I show it to you,” Serena brought out a King James Bible from her purse since she knew Welles loved the language of the King James Bible.
“An oath?” Welles looked shocked, “But my grandmother warned me never under any circumstances to join the Freemasons.”
“I’m not asking you to take a Freemasonic oath,” answered Serena who had recently seen a Vatican Cardinal do just that.
“That’s good,” Welles breathed a sigh of relief, “I don’t really relish the idea of getting my throat slit from ear to ear or getting disembowelled within stepping distance of the ocean.”
“No sane sensible person would,” Serena agreed.
“But how then are we to make this movie if the ending is kept a secret?” Welles looked at her.
“This will be the most unique movie in all recorded history, Mr. Welles,” Serena spoke in a whisper, “to go along with all the unique movies you have made. This movie will be released to the general public to see within a year of its making but its ending will only be seen in a re-release of the film several years down the road. You of course will shoot the ending Mr. Welles with your own unique style but the ending will be kept on a separate reel stored in a Swiss bank vault and released to the general public several years down the road during the film’s re-release.”
“What a splendid idea,” Welles enthused, “so splendid in fact that it’s a wonder I didn’t think of it…”
“You will, Orson, you will,” Serena laughed.
“So how long will the public have to wait before they see the film’s ending during the movie’s re-release?” Welles asked.
“August 2017,” Serena answered with a smile and a sudden flick of her classic vintage antique railway watch.
“That’s a long way aways,” Welles looked at Serena with an understated expression of shock and astonishment.
“72 years,” Serena did not bother counting the years down on her fingers and toes as she did not have that many fingers and toes.
. . .
Needless to say the chief executive of RKO Radio Pictures Studios did not look at Welles with an understated expression of shock and astonishment when Welles described the project to him.
In fact, the studio head had even taken back the cigar he had offered Welles when the young genius film maker had entered his office.
“A bit early in the day for you to be drinking isn’t it, Orson?” The studio head exploded, “Now get out of here and come back with a more practical idea for a picture.”
Welles hurriedly exited the studio head’s office.
As he left, he heard the studio head’s pet parrot say, “Squawk. You should drink no wine 🍷 before its time. Squawk. You should drink no wine before its time.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 15th
2017.
Renfield’s Video, The Secular Socialist Taliban and The Coming Antichrist
August 28, 2017 at 2:00 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (Renfield R. Renfield, The Secular Socialist Taliban)
Renfield R. Renfield was showing a video to the UK Parliamentary Foreign Affairs Committee which was tied in to the same theme he had spoken on a couple of days earlier.
The video showed Nazi German soldiers knocking Soviet red stars off buildings in Ukraine following the June 22nd 1941 invasion of the USSR in Operation Barbarossa.
“It’s always been the habit of an emerging totalitarian order to knock down and destroy the symbols of the old previous order,” Renfield R. Renfield spoke.
He then showed Antifa and anarchist thugs tearing down and stomping on the statue of a Confederate soldier in Durham North Carolina.
“Notice the sheer look of stupidity and brainless violent emotions on the faces of those who are tearing down the statue,” Renfield said, ‘such mindlessness leads one to accept whatever emerging totalitarian order is on the horizon.”
Renfield then showed the hypnotized looking faces of the Nazi youth at the 1934 Nuremberg rally from a clip from Leni Riefenstahl’s film Triumph of the Will.
“Faces showing the expression of lack of thought en masse always advertise the advent of an emerging totalitarian order,” Renfield explained.
He then showed Black Lives Matter protesters tearing down Christmas lights off the Christmas tree in Chicago’s Millennium Park back in November 2015 shouting F**K France (because the Paris terrorist attacks of that time had taken the international news spotlight off of them- the black militant anarchists and hoodlums) and exclaiming at the Christmas tree and lights “This is part of the problem” prior to trying to tear down the Christmas tree itself.
Renfield continued, “Roughly about the same time the cultural Marxist living in the Vatican Pope Francis said when that city’s Christmas tree was lit, “We are close to Christmas. There will be lights, there will be parties, bright trees… it’s all a charade.”
Renfield paused and poured himself 1/10th of water from a pitcher into a glass.
He then brought from underneath the table a bottle of Glenlivet single malt Scotch whisky and poured the liquid into the glass making up the other 9/10ths.
“So,” Renfield continued after downing the glass of whisky, “we have the head of the Catholic Church calling the Birth of Christ a charade and anarchist thugs in the Black Lives Matter movement saying of Christmas trees, “This is part of the problem.” But when we realize that Pope Francis, Antifa, Black Lives Matter and their allies in what Pat Buchanan calls the Secular Socialist Taliban are just the vanguard of the emerging totalitarian ideology, all of this makes sense. They want to tear down all of the symbols of the past. Thus they want to tear down Confederate statues, they want to tear down Christmas trees and lights, Pope Francis wants to remove all vestiges of the old Latin Tridentine Mass and the brainless teachers of the Ontario Teachers’ Federation want to remove the name of Sir John A. MacDonald (Canada’s 1st Prime Minister) from all public schools in the Canadian province of Ontario. The Orpheum Theater in Memphis Tennessee is going to stop showing the 1939 classic film Gone With The Wind because it’s considered racially insensitive (although racially insensitive to whom I don’t know as I thought Hattie McDaniel’s character of Mammy the maid was the only one with brains in the entire motion picture). And the Mayor of New York City is seriously considering taking down statues of Christopher Columbus in the city. The emerging totalitarian ideology behind the Secular Socialist Taliban has no shortage of adherents or “useful idiots” for the cause.”
“And what is this emerging totalitarian ideology?” asked the Chairman of the UK Parliamentary Foreign Affairs Committee who was starting to feel thirsty for a glass of whisky for some reason.
“Marxism,” Renfield answered, “although in the 21st Century, it has become the ideology that dare not speak its name. The Fall of the Berlin Wall gave it a bad name. But it has come back. It has emerged again. And it’s in North America ironically where this emerging neo-Marxism has been born. As my friend Dracul Van Helsing noted, in Charlottesville Virginia you had the idiots who still worshiped the 20th Century Antichrist Adolf Hilter (those belonging to the White Nationalist Movement, the Neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan) battling off against those idiots who will worship the 21st Century Antichrist- those people belonging to Antifa, Black Lives Matter, various syndicalist-anarchist groups and their allies in the emerging Secular Socialist Taliban. Dracul says these people will be the first in line to receive the Mark of the Beast. And following close behind will be most politicians.”
One MP on the committee stopped looking at his recently acquired tattoo when he heard Renfield make his last statement.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 26th
2017.
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