Toddy Sween The Demon Barber of Fifth Avenue

August 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Aesthetics, Horror, Mystery/horror, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was walking towards his neighbourhood shopping centre.

As he was crossing the street a fat ugly blimp approached.

“What is it with you blimps?” Pan removed his astral laser machete, “The local news channels, when they aren’t busy scaremongering and bullshitting and changing statistics with regard to the Delta variant, have pointed out that ugly women have been beheaded here the past few weeks and yet you repulsive uglos keep coming back here ruining my day when my eyes are visually assaulted by your fugly appearance. Do you morons enjoy being beheaded or something? Or have you watched so much Ophrah in your couch surfing and refrigerator raiding existence that you have a false sense of self-esteem (which invariably happens to people who have watched too much Oprah) and actually suffer from the delusion that you’re not ugly? Rest assured you are ugly. And quite repulsively ugly at that.”

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

An operative for evil globalists George Soros and Bill Gates stood across the street taking notes in his notebook and pencil sketching and painting a watercolour in his sketchpad of the scene to report back to Soros and Gates about Pan Goatee.

. . .

Toddy Sween the Demon Barber of Fifth Avenue in New York was being visited by Mephistopheles the fallen Archangel.

Sween had sold his soul to Mephistopheles during the pandemic last year after his barber shop like other small businesses (which didn’t have the influence of Wal-Mart or Home Depot) were closed by orders of New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio and the Moloch worshipping New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo.

In exchange, Sween slit the throat of every 7th customer of his and dropped him down the hole underneath his barber chair.

The vampiress great great great grandmother of American country singer Lyle Lovett (Lyle didn’t know she was still alive) who owned a meat pie shop next door would use the bodies as ingredients for her meat pies.

Mephistopheles also said he would call upon Toddy Sween to do favours for him whenever he asked.

Sween on this day was given a list by Mephistopheles of people whose throats should be slit.

“These people live all over the world,” Sween noted, “How much time do I have to slit their throats?”.

“24 hours,” Mephistopheles replied.

“24 hours?” Toddy was incredulous, “How am I supposed to get around the world in 24 hours?”.

“The ancient Assyrian/Mesopotamian/Babylonian demon Pazuzu is going to carry you on his back,” Mephistopheles replied.

Mephistopheles whistled.

And the demon Pazuzu appeared.

The demon Pazuzu.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 18th
2021.

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Michelangelo Sees A Coven of Satanists Sacrificing One of Their Own

August 8, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); for thy (Mystery Babylon’s) merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, King James Version

“… for your merchants were the great men of the earth; for by your pharmaceuticals were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, Contemporary English Translation

After Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church in West London had read the two different translations of Revelation 18:23, he began his sermon,

“Now the Greek word translated sorcery in the King James Version is pharmakeia from which we get our modern English words “pharmacy” and “pharmaceuticals”. Pharmakeia in the Greek can mean “medicine” or “medication” or “magic” (as in witchcraft or sorcery not a stage show). Now as for “the great men of the earth”, great here means “powerful” not necessarily good…”

Renfield whispered to his friend Amadeus, “I wonder if “the great men of the earth” that Saint John foresaw were named George Soros, Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fraudci… I mean Fauci…”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories.

He had just turned off his waterproof reading lamp and fallen asleep.

He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of a coven of dark robed and red hooded satanists who were performing a satanic ritual ceremony.

The leader of the group was holding a staff bearing the twisting snake symbol of Asclepius the Greco-Roman god of medicine (who was the son of the Olympian god Apollo and the mortal princess Coronis).

The leader’s robe was lifted behind him and another darked robed and red hooded figure was kneeling behind him and kissing his bare buttocks.

At the left hand of the leader was a dark robed and red hooded figure holding an upside down Crucifix.

Actor Tom Cruise who had inadvertently stumbled into Michelangelo’s dream quickly left the dream with eyes wide shut as the ghost of director Stanley Kubrick stood there utterly transfixed and borrowed a line from Marlon Brando, “The horror… the horror…”

The leader spoke, “Tonight is the night one of our own must be sacrificed.”

A large group of dark robed and red hooded figures came up and drew lots from a naked and beautiful priestess of Aphrodite.

As they drew their respective lots, the Michael Jackson song Thriller was played on a record player.

Soon the shortest lot fell on to one.

That figure tripped and fell.

His hood came down revealing New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The leader of the coven dropped his hood revealing one George Soros.

The hooded figure who had been kissing Soros’ backside dropped his hood revealing one Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

The figure on Soros’ left who had been holding the upside down Crucifix dropped his hood revealing one Bill Gates.

Others started dropping their hoods and started pointing their fingers at Cuomo.

“You must be sacrificed,” Nancy Pelosi, Dr. Anthony Fauci, New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam all pointed in unison at Cuomo.

As did numerous others.

One lone figure dropped his hood about 20 seconds after the others, started pointing and spoke (after finally getting the instructions on his ear piece), “You must be sacrificed.”

The figure was one Joe Biden who still had his dead German shepherd dog Champ clinging to his leg.

Biden sneezed.

He then stopped pointing and stopped saying “You must be sacrificed” in order to pick up all his boogies off the floor and eat them.

“You must be sacrificed,” the rest continued pointing at Cuomo and speaking in unison.

“Throw him under the bus,” Soros commanded.

The black robed figures picked up Cuomo and threw him under an approaching bus driven by a ferocious looking demon and who had 665 other ferocious looking demons as bus passengers.

And that was the end of New York State’s baby killing and elderly person killing and sexually assaulting governor.

Michelangelo woke up and reached for a peanut butter cookie.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 8th
2021.

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New York’s Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio Are Apostles of The Antichrist

August 3, 2021 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast.

Like most of Renfield’s podcasts (which upset woke zombie airheads who can’t stand the music scene in Kelowna, British Columbia and can’t stand visiting the Jack The Ripper Museum in London), he was once again exposing the evils of Covid Neo-Communism.

Said Renfield,

“Let me talk about a British writer most of you have probably never heard of named Stanley Johnson. In 1982, Mr. Johnson had a book published called The Marburg Virus. The book was republished in 2015 under the name The Virus. The plot of the book is about a virus that’s released on the world from a lab. The really interesting bit is that a vaccine (developed by Big Pharma in cahoots with a population control freak billionaire) is then given to the world’s population and ends up killing more people than the original virus itself.
Now you might be inclined to think that the writer of this piece of fiction (?) Mr. Stanley Johnson probably thinks that bumping off most of the world’s population is wrong.
However you’d be wrong.
For this writer Stanley Johnson had a non-fiction book published back in 1973 called The Population Problem in which he said that probably the biggest problem the world will face in the 21st Century is the population problem. He said that unless steps are taken “now” (meaning 1973) to reduce the world’s population, more radical steps might have to be taken in the “third decade of the 21st Century” to reduce the world’s population (by the way, the third decade of the 21st Century began in 2020).
What might those more radical steps be?
Possibly reducing the world’s population by vaccine in response to a virus released from a lab as happens in Stanley Johnson’s book The Virus?
And out of respect for the noted Edmonton, Alberta, Canada sports broadcaster Bryan Hall, I’m not going to talk about the fact that this writer Stanley Johnson is the father of Boris Johnson the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. No, I’m not going to mention that.”

Renfield then moves on to his next subject.

“For this segment,” Renfield explained, “I’m going to ask my friend Amadeus Emanon a question which, unlike Hillary Clinton during the 2016 U.S. Presidential debates, he doesn’t know the answer to ahead of time.”

Amadeus appears on the right hand side of the screen next to Renfield.

Renfield asks Amadeus, “Now Amadeus, it is spiked proteins in the mRNA “vaccine” that is supposed to help you ward off the spiked proteins from the Corona virus. How many spike protein particles would you say is in a single dose injection of mRNA vaccine?”.

“I have no idea,” Amadeus replied.

“Take a guess,” said Renfield.

“Um…. 10,000?” Amadeus replied.

“Higher,” Renfield hinted, “much higher.”

“100,000?” Amadeus guessed again.

“Higher,” said Renfield.

“500,000,” Amadeus guessed.

“Higher,” Renfield encouraged him.

“1 million?” Amadeus asked.

“Higher,” Renfield began drumming his fingertips on the table.

“10 million?” Amadeus was getting exacerbated.

“Try again,” Renfield smiled.

“100 million,” Amadeus said.

“Nope,” Renfield shook his head.

“I give up,” Amadeus threw up his hands.

“There are 40 trillion mRNA spike protein particles per injection whch spread throughout the entire body,” Renfield read the figure aloud.

“40 trillion?” Amadeus was shocked, “That’s a Hell of a lot.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “With emphasis on the word Hell.”

. . .

For the third and final segment of his podcast, Renfield noted that New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo was thinking of banning all unvaccinated people from all public places and events in New York state.

He then mentioned how New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor and stalwart Apostle of The Antichrist Bill de Blasio had announced a proof of vaccine mandate for all indoor public places and activities beginning next month in the Big Apple New York City.

A drawing of a worm inside an apple was then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The worm in the apple in the drawing had Bill de Blasio’s face on it.

An image of a leatherbound volume of Edgar Allan Poe’s poem The Conqueror Worm is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

Then a video is shown of New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole Mayor and stalwart Apostle of The Antichrist Bill de Blasio, “We are offering you the key to NYC and all its wonders. The key is to be vaccinated. If you are unvaccinated, you will not get the key to NYC and its wonders.”

Then a scene is shown from the 1942 Jacques Tourneur film The Cat People starring Simone Simon.

The scene shows actor Tom Conway’s character of psychiatrist Dr. Louis Judd pointing his walking stick at the key to the panther cage inside the zoo and saying, “The key.”

Judd repeats the line again, “The key.”

As animated cartoon black panthers stalk behind him.

Simone Simon’s character of Irena Dubrovna then turns into a panther, attacks Dr. Judd and kills him.

A video is then shown of Dr. Anthony Fauci being interviewed by Global News Canada’s Communist asshole U.S. correspondent Jackson Proskow.

In answer to a nauseating and sycophantic ass kissing question posed by Jackson Proskow, Dr. Fauci said, “We are going to have to start mandating that people be vaccinated. And we’ll start down at the municipal local level.”

Renfield then announced, “And so now, 40 years later, ladies and gentlemen, we now know what the New Age Movement slogan of the 1980s THINK GLOBALLY, ACT LOCALLY means. The Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Apocalypse of Saint John Book of Revelation Chapter 13 “By which no one might buy or sell save he that had the mark” would begin at the local level and then spread globally.”

Renfield finished his podcast by publicly calling for the assassinations of Andrew Cuomo, Bill de Blasio and Dr. Anthony Fauci.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 3rd
2021.

Simone Simon in the 1942 Jacques Tourneur film The Cat People

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100 More Days Till Halloween…

July 23, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“This is Jack Anderson at Terror 97 FM in London- the radio station that keeps you in stitches – a la style of Dr. Victor Frankenstein’s creation. This just in from Canada… Earlier today genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee slew two more ugly women in a Dollarama store in Calgary. And now here’s Air Supply singing their coming Halloween hit Two Less Ugly People In The World…”

. . .

There was a state of excitement prevailing in the Vatican among the city state’s wide assortment of Jesuit priests for word had come to pass that the demon Baphomet was going to address them at A Come As You Are convention in the Vatican Sauna Steam Bath House named Hyacinth Sizzles Apollo’s Swizzle Stick.

Meanwhile in the Papal Apartments, Pope Francis was consulting with one of his leading theological advisors Walter Cardinal Kasper.

“Your Unholiness,” Kasper addressed Bergoglio by his most appropriate title, “a group of flying saucer UFOs containing 6.66 feet tall T-Rex ET reptilians have landed within the walls of the Vatican.”

“What for?” Francis asked as he licked a Spartan Greek popsicle.

“We’re not sure,” Kasper answered.

. . .

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been hiding inside a tomb in London’s Highgate Cemetery ever since British MP Renfield R. Renfield publicly called for the 10 Downing Street occupant’s assassination this past Wednesday.

The colourful and controversial MP had issued the assassination call after the Zombie Nosferatu Tory Prime Minister (whose forehead had been etched with the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST in red felt ink) announced this past Wednesdy that he intended to introduce a vaccine passport in Britain next month.

Bishop Sean Manchester the traditionalist Old Catholic Church Bishop of Glastonbury and a leading exorcist was walking around the cemetery amidst reports that a vampire was once again haunting the cemetery for the first time in 51 years.

As Johnson sat inside the tomb with sweat on his forehead, the ghost of Karl Marx (looking well roasted) appeared alongside him and asked him, “How’s it going?”.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was in Highgate Cemetery eating cold mutton sandwiches and drinking Guinness beer.

He was listening to Terror 97 FM London on his old 1970s style transistor radio.

The radio was playing a commercial and a Halloween holiday jingle, “100 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock.”

A hand holding a silver shamrock suddenly appeared out of the ground near the old gravestone where Yaldabaoth was having his evening picnic totally freaking the wee leprechaun out.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday July 23rd
2021.

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Cthulhu In The Tiber

July 12, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Pope Francis, still recovering in Rome’s Agostino Gemelli Hospital, was being visited by one of his papal aides Father Thomas Oliver Wardenclyffe.

“Distressing news,” Father Wardenclyffe began, “Cthulhu has been spotted swimming in the Tiber River through Rome.”

“Who’s Cthulhu?” Francis asked.

“He’s a Great Old One as far as cosmic entities go,” Father Wardenclyffe explained, “He has several titles The High Priest of the Great Old Ones, The Great Dreamer and also The Sleeper of R’lyeh. He’s a giant who looks like a combination of a green octopus, a dragon and a gargantuan caricature of the human form.”

“Is he one of the first Transhumans visualized by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum?” Francis asked.

“We’re not sure,” Father Wardenclyffe shrugged.

Pope Francis’ doctor raised an eyebrow, “I thought Cthulhu was a fictional creature created by American horror writer H.P. Lovecraft who first appeared in the short story The Call of Cthulhu published by the American pulp magazine Weird Tales in 1928?”.

“Somebody better tell that to Cthulhu,” Father Wardenclyffe pointed out the window.

. . .

“Has anybody ever told you that you’re loaded with spiked protein antibodies to the Covid-19 virus?” A doctor (who had just performed a Covid-19 test on the cosmic entity) asked The Great Old One on the banks of the Tiber River.

“No, you’re the first,” Cthulhu answered before eating the doctor.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 12th
2021.

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Lambda and The Llama On Lammas Night

July 10, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol had received a video via courier.

The video showed a ritual that was apparently performed on Lammas Night (the evening of August 1st) in the year 2020.

The anonymous sender of the video in a typewritten note said that the ritual was the source of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus that was currently being yacked about by Neo-Bolshevik Communist health “experts” all over the globe.

Whitstable watched the video.

The video showed the half-male half-female half-human half-goat transgendered transpecies demon Baphomet sodomizing a llama in the rearend along the banks of the Amazon River in Peru’s Andes mountains while the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama sat and watched.

After sodomizing the llama, Baphomet then sneezed all over it.

When it was totally covered in Baphomet boogies, Pachamama buried the llama alive.

And then set fire to the surrounding ground.

A doctor from WHO (the World Health Organization) wearing a button that said I TAKE MY ORDERS FROM XI JINPING then sprayed the smoke in the direction of a nearby indigenous village where it was inhaled by the inhabitants.

A few weeks later the first recorded instances of the lambda variant of the Covid-19 virus showed up in Peru.

At around the same time Pope Francis and Sir Elton John were singing together via Zoom conference call that old Katja Ebstein song The Poor Boy Dancer From Peru.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 10th
2021.

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Francis’ Troubles and The Demon Possessed Italian Historian

July 5, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“I wonder what it was that caused Francis to get Diverticulitis Hemicolectomy?” Amadeus remarked as he looked at the photo.

“Probaby that huge tray of multi-layers of cheese and multi-layers of meatballs pasta that he ate,” Renfield suggested.

“That would do it all right,” Amadeus agreed.

. . .

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist was in an attic in the city of Rome performing an exorcism on the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei.

He was being assisted in this by Tony Fausti of the Italian Weightlifters’ Association.

“I don’t like French split green pea soup,” the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei commented as he vomitted alphabet soup all over the place, “That’s why I’m not barfing up French split green pea soup while my head is spinning like Linda Blair did in the 1973 film The Exorcist. I much prefer alphabet soup.”

The demon possessed historian spewed forth more alphabet soup.

“Look,” Fausti pointed, “These letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell EMMANUEL MACRON over here and over there those letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell COUGARS.”

Fausti sighed, “Well, I guess if we have to confront a demon, it might as well be a demon with a sense of humour.

“Be quiet, Tony,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds admonished, “This is serious business.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 5th
2021.

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Send In The Clowns

June 29, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pope Francis was laying in bed trying to fall asleep.

He had neglected to take off his red clown nose that he had put on earlier this evening in order to attend a Clown Mass that was being held at Saint Peter’s Basilica.

During the reading of the Gospel at the Clown Mask, a holographic image of American Jesuit priest James Martin read a chapter from Stephen King’s novel IT rather than a chapter from the Gospel of Matthew, Mark, Luke or John.

“A word to the wise,” Cerberus the Hell Hound of the Underworld dropped a penny on Pope Francis’ head while hanging from the ceiling of the Basilica.

After meditating on the meaning of tonight’s Gospel reading, Francis fell asleep.

He dreamed that he was down in the fires of Tartarus and he watched as that 21st Century cultural icon Lady Gaga was busy roasting away on a rotating barbeque spit over a large area of open flames.

The air was thick with the smell and aroma of sulphur.

A group of demons danced around Lady Gaga as she roasted away.

As they danced, they sang a song Died This Way (to the tune and melody of Lady Gaga’s song Born This Way).

Francis woke up.

“But how is that possible?” The Vicar of cliche Marxist slogans asked himself, “As I told Eugenio Scalfari the atheistic Marxist co-founder of the newspaper La Repubblica in a couple of interviews with him, Hell does not exist and even if it does, there’s no one there.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 29th
2021.

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Dashwood Forrest Visits The Cornish Coast

May 28, 2021 at 10:32 pm (Folklore, Ghost Story, Horror, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Dashwood Forrest the owner and curator of the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London decided to spend a few days away from London.

He decided to visit the coast of Cornwall and checked into a comfortable Bed and Breakfast in a small village on the Cornish coast.

He had heard on the radio in his room that a ferocious storm was approaching the coast.

Instead of being frightened by it, Forrest was excited about the idea of watching a storm on the Cornish coast.

It brought back those old stories of pirates and cutthroats and shipwrecks and ghosts that he had heard about the Cornish coast as a child.

He put on his heavy rainjacket and headed down to the cliff near the village to watch the storm unfold.

As he sat on the edge of the cliff, Forrest watched the tempest begin.

Storm clouds turned from gray to fierce black.

The waves churned and roared with all the fearsome turbulence the angry sea had to offer.

A streak of lightning came down seeking to pierce and slice the waves while thunder roared its approval.

Forrest thought he heard a voice cry out, “It’s a long way from the Cape of Good Hope to the coast of Cornwall.”

Strange, Forrest thought.

And then he looked and saw that infamous ghost ship The Flying Dutchman being tossed to and fro through the combatting waves while an eerie green ghostly light surrounded the ship and its torn masts.

The ship crashed and was torn apart on the jagged rocks under the cliff below.

Bodies of men appeared on the beach.

Bodies that quickly became skeletons.

And then turned to dust.

The broken wood of the ship seemed to vanish among the sea foam that washed up on to the beach.

Forrest sat there petrified and staring in disbelief at what he saw.

Meanwhile in London, Dashwood Forrest’s good friend Sherrielock Holmes was looking after the gallery for him.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield entered the gallery.

“Where’s Dashwood?” Renfeld asked.

“He’s taking a well deserved vacation,” Sherrielock answered, “Down to the Cornish coast.”

“Good for him,” Renfield nodded, “So any new items in the gallery?”.

“In fact, a new parcel came in this evening,” Sherrielock replied, “Containing a most magnificent and unusual painting. I’ve already had it unpacked and put on the wall over there.”

Renfield went over to look at the painting.

“I have the feeling,” Renfield remarked, “that Dashwood will be very surprised when he sees this.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 28th
2021.

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Hitler’s Nazi Gestapo Are Alive and Well and Living In Police In The Canadian Province of Alberta

April 7, 2021 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Health, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.”
-The Fathers of the American Revolution.

“It is morally imperative upon people across the globe today to remember the words of the Fathers of the American Revolution.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a rare Wednesday evening podcast.

And that was because of the developing political situation on the ground in the Canadian province of Alberta.

Sipping from a bottle of Alberta Crystal Clear Pure Vodka, Renfield said,

“The Antichrist RCMP in the Canadian province of Alberta have shown themselves to be the wholehearted ardent disciples of the emerging Antichrist New World Order by raiding Grace Life Church an Evangelical Protestant Church east of Edmonton the provincial capital and erecting steel barriers around it to prevent the people and pastors from entering.
As a Calgary Polish Church pastor well said of Calgary Police who were trying to close his Church this past Easter weekend, “Gestapo! Nazis! Get out!”.
For police in today’s Canadian province of Alberta are little better than the Nazi Gestapo of Hitler’s Third Reich.”

RCMP at the RCMP police station in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada were given a standing ovation by the demons Baal and Mephistopheles as they returned to the station after setting up steel barriers around Grace Life Church on the orders of AHS (Alberta Health Services which was today little more than a provincial branch of the Nazi Fascist Neo-Bolshevik Communist Hybrid New World Order known as the Great Reset and praised by the likes of Pope Francis, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden).
Hordes of infernal demons sang of the heroic Gestapo like RCMP who returned like the conquering heroes of Norse battlefields to the halls of Valhalla, “For they’re the jolly good fellows, for they’re the jolly good fellows which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny…”

“I deny it,” said Renfield continuing his broadcast, “and backing up the Nazi Gestapo like raid on Grace Life Church by the RCMP was Alberta Health Minister Tyler Shandro. Alberta Health Minister Tyler Shandro is a Nazi Fascist pig who should be eliminated from the face of the earth. And I say that with all due respect.”

Tyler Shandro had returned home after a hard day of trying to build the global Fourth Reich down at the office.

He was surprised to see the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels sitting in an arm chair in his living room offering him a warm cup of Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea.

Goebbels’ ghost had been recently released from the Underworld by Hades (Greek god of the Underworld) at the request of the Great Reset globalist oligarchical backers- men like George Soros and Bill Gates and Xi Jinping’s Supernatural entity advisor the Black Dragon.

“I’ve never heard of this brand of tea before,” Shandro looked at the label on the teapot, “Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea.”

“It was prophetically foreseen on a Halloween Night episode of the CBC program Murdoch Mysteries a few years back,” Goebbels’ ghost commented as he sipped on a spectral ghostly variant of the tea (which went into the making of the various new variants of Covid-19 made in various labs and released in various places across the planet the past few months), “it turned people who drank it into aliens. On that episode of Murdoch Mysteries, people down at Police Station House No. 4 drank it and became aliens and it soon spread across the entire city of Toronto. People became aliens and ceased being human. Constable George Crabtree was the last resister at Police Station House No. 4 and even he succumbed. And soon all were aliens.”

“So Torontonians became non-human aliens and now you want Albertans to become the same starting with me?” Tyler Shandro inquired.

“Exactly,” Goebbels’ ghost grinned, “You already were one of the biggest twits in Fascist fat slob Premier Jason Kenney’s cabinet (which is saying a lot) and so you were pretty well on your way there to becoming a non-human alien anyways. This will just finally tip you over the edge.”

“Okay,” Shandro drank the tea and a female zombie nosferatu entered the room and bit him on the lips and sucked the life out of him filling his body with unhatched alien insect pods from meteorites.

Norse goddess Freya appearing as a guest on Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast: Advises people to beware of zombie nosferatu and of drinking Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 7th
2021.

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