Gordon Lightfoot R.I.P.
One of my favourite singers 🎤 🎶 🎵 of all time Gordon Lightfoot has died at the age of 84.
Robert Mitchum: I’d do anything for love.
Jane Greer: But you won’t do that.
Robert Mitchum: Actually I was thinking more of the Gordon Lightfoot song than Meat Loaf’s.
Jane Greer: Speaking of meatloaf, there seems to be a huge fire 🔥 and lots of smoke coming from the oven.
Robert Mitchum: It appears the meatloaf will be very well done.
Jane Greer: As was Gordon Lightfoot’s song.
Gordon Lightfoot (1938-2023) has died at the age of 84.
He was one of my favourite singers of all time.
And many of his songs would be in my top 100 list of all my favourite songs.
There’s somewhat of a personal connection between Gordon Lightfoot and me although I never met or saw the man in person.
For you see Gordon Lightfoot’s uncle had a farm about 40 miles north of Calgary, Alberta Canada.
And my paternal grandparents’ farm was about 6 miles away from the farm belonging to Gordon Lightfoot’s uncle.
Gordon as a small boy would occasionally come from Ontario and visit his uncle’s farm in Alberta.
On days when his uncle was busy working in the fields, Gordon’s uncle would hire my dad and my paternal uncle to babysit little Gordon.
I remember as a kid when I started dancing to Gordon Lightfoot songs as they came on the radio, my mother would tell me of how my dad and my Uncle Tom used to babysit Gordon as a boy when he came to his uncle’s farm.
“Do you suppose Gordon would remember my dad?” I asked her.
“Chris,” she’d say to me, “Anybody who’s ever met your father even once would never forget him.”
Which I suppose was true.
My mother would tell me stories of how when they were dating, my dad and her had attended a mutual friend’s wedding and my dad made himself memorable at the reception by pouring gravy over his slice of wedding cake.
Or how when they were first married, my mother had bought my dad a footstool for his chair and how when he came home from work and he tripped over it and said “Ooh!” (Like he usually did when he fell or tripped) but never said anything.
And then 20 minutes later he said, “Helena, there seems to be a footstool in front of my chair.”
Or how at the opening of an art show, my mother pointed out the artist (who was a mutual friend) to my dad and said, “There she is!” and my dad answered, “Oh, I didn’t recognize her with all her clothes on.”
What my dad meant was since there was a fierce Alberta snowstorm going on at the time and the artist Jean Richards came into the gallery heavily bundled up with winter parka, scarf 🧣, toque and high winter boots, my dad didn’t recognize her in all those winter clothes.
But that’s not what he said.
So my mother, being the practical joker she was, walked up and told Jean Richards that my dad didn’t recognize her with all her clothes on.
“What?” Jean Richards feigned anger, “He actually said that? Where’s George?” .
So artist Jean Richards walked up to my dad and said in a loud voice that the whole gallery could hear, “I hear you didn’t recognize me with all my clothes on.”
And of course my dad taught in the Alberta Public School System for over 30 years.
His specialty was teaching Science, Math and History although he did teach all subjects at one time or another since he taught all grades from 1 to 12.
And many of his former students who I’ve met over the years say that my dad was their favourite teacher of all their school years.
One student told me that he loved my dad’s Science classes.
“Your dad would say in Chemistry class, now if you stick your finger in this solution here, it will turn green before it falls off and if you stick your finger in this solution over here, it will turn purple before it falls off,” the student recalled.
One of his former teaching colleagues recalled the first time she walked into my dad’s Science room where apparently his replica model volcano 🌋 had successfully exploded and all the students in the class were coughing and choking from the smoke but that my dad was continuing to calmly lecture about the effects of volcanic explosions on the Earth’s climate change in times past.
My dad would also occasionally use Bunsen burners in Science class to make himself coffee.
I remember a friend of mine Daniel (who once worked as a scientist for DARPA) was extremely amused by this story.
My dad as a boy also made himself an actual airplane – a monoplane or biplane of the World War I variety and was going to fly to Germany to bump off Hitler as my dad and Winston Churchill were probably the only two people in the British Empire of the time who realized that Hitler was a threat to the world.
Of course while my dad may have been an engineering genius for such a young age he hadn’t considered other factors which naturally any 8-year-old wouldn’t.
My Uncle Tom was wisely placed by my dad as the pilot in the front seat of the plane.
And my dad sat at the way back seat of the plane as a navigator.
This proved to be quite handy as when the plane launched from the top of the hill overlooking the valley of my grandparents’ farm, it became rapidly apparent to my dad with his panoramic view at the back of the plane that the closest this plane was going to get to the Third Reich was the middle of the creek that flowed through my grandparents’ farm.
My dad wisely jumped off the back seat as my Uncle Tom could be heard screaming as the plane headed straight towards the creek.
There was a loud splash.
My dad ran to see if his brother was all right.
When my Uncle Tom emerged from the creek with an exceedingly angry look on his face, as my dad told the story afterwards, he (my dad) broke the 4 Minute Mile record years before Roger Bannister did in an effort to get back to the house and my grandmother’s kitchen before my uncle could beat the 💩 out of him.
Thus bearing that in mind, as I got older, it was indeed highly likely that Gordon Lightfoot would have remembered my dad from those summer babysitting days.
Of course I never got the chance to ask Gordon in person.
But…
From the years 2007 to 2011, I used to make myself photo montage music videos at a now defunct on-line filmmaking site called OneTrueMedia.
I would then post the finished videos at YouTube.
I used that site to teach myself filmmaking and film editing skills.
Two of my favourite videos I made during that time were photo montage music videos of my two favourite Gordon Lightfoot songs: Anything For Love. If You Could Read My Mind.
Both I made in the year 2008.
Then in 2010 or 2011, I got a notification from YouTube that those two videos were taken down for song copyright violations.
I was shocked.
If I was trying to make a profit from those videos, yes.
But I was just using those songs as background for my own personal enjoyment.
I was at the Xanga blogging site at the time.
So I wrote a blog post mentioning about my two videos (with Gordon Lightfoot songs) being taken down by YouTube.
I also mentioned in that blog post that my dad had once babysat Gordon Lightfoot when Gordon visited his uncle’s farm.
That blog post got a lot of views and a lot of likes I remember.
About 3 or 4 days later after that blog post, I got a notification from YouTube that those two videos had been restored and put back on line.
I remember thinking, Great.
The very next day after I got that notification, I was doing some research and my research led me to check that day’s online edition of The Toronto Sun or Toronto Star.
I forget which.
Anyhow while I was at that Toronto newspaper site online, I stumbled across a story about Gordon Lightfoot.
Gordon Lightfoot had apparently released a statement the day before that he didn’t mind his songs and his music being used for strictly non-profit entertainment purposes.
Only if someone were trying to profit from them would he be a stickler about royalties.
And I thought…
Coincidence?
… or?
If he did remember my dad, what did my dad do that was so memorable in his mind?
As Gordon himself might put it, “What a tale my thoughts could tell…”
-A personal reflection
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 2nd
2023.
Remembering Meat Loaf: Amadeus’ Tribute
Singer Meat Loaf (September 27th 1947 – January 20th 2022) Known for his album Bat Out of Hell and his hit song I’d Do Anything For Love
Amadeus Emanon had just heard the news that one of his music idols Meat Loaf had just died at the age of 74.
He decided to do a tribute in his memory.
Amadeus who was a musician, a singer and an actor contacted some of his friends on social media about it this Friday night.
They went down to St. James’s Park and acted out Amadeus’ improvisationally written play.
The play began with a High Priest (who practiced satanism in private but was a respected ecclesiastical figure in public) who was plotting the death of a man who was a threat to him.
The high priest said to one of his subordinates, “We’ll track him down. We’ll get him through his weakest link. His youngest follower.”
The Apostle John (played by Amadeus) was approached by a girl (played by Angelique Dumont) he once knew.
The girl kissed him and asked him to love her.
As John slowly succumbed to the girl, the girl then made a request.
And Amadeus replied, “I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”
Amadeus then began singing the song lyrics,
“And I would do anything for love but I won’t do that…”
He sang the lyrics up until the lines
“Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever seen before
or will again…”
Amadeus as the young Apostle John turns away from the girl played by Angelique.
John (Amadeus) then turns to a fellow actor who’s playing Jesus,
“And maybe I’m crazy
Oh it’s crazy and it’s true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you…
That I would do anything for love
I’ll be there till the final act.”
John (Amadeus) bows to Jesus and then turned back to the girl he had known,
“I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”
The scene then turns back to the satanic High Priest, “So much for the theory about who I thought was the weakest link…”
The High Priest is then approached by Judas Iscariot who sells out Christ for thirty pieces of silver.
The Apostle Paul had it right when he said, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 21st
2022.
Leadership In Troubled Times: Light In Dark Ages
Leadership In Troubled Times: Light In Dark Ages
This was a photo montage music video I made back in 2009.
It is my personal favourite of all the photo montage music videos I made between 2008 and 2012 in those days when I still had a working desktop PC and was able to make them.
-Christopher
The Kraken Plays 4 Accordions While Renfield Sings O Sole Mio
Renfield had just arrived in Paris from Thailand where he had spent the past two weeks on an official state visit.
Tonight in Paris, he would be participating in a joint British Transhumanist-Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party rally for the upcoming European Parliament elections.
He and the Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party leader the Kraken Napoleon VI would be performing a musical duet together in the rally that was held at Quasimodo’s Cafe in downtown Paris.
The Kraken was in possession of 4 accordions which he would be playing with his 8 arms while Renfield would be singing the popular Neapolitan song O Sole Mio.
Renfield began as the Kraken lovingly caressed and played his accordions,
Che bella cosa na jurnata e’ sole
Naria serena doppo na tempesta!
Pe’ ll’aria fresca pare gia na festa
Che bella cosa na jurnata e’ sole.
When Renfield had finished to vigourous applause, he then spoke,
“Europe! This is your final chance
to break Brussels’ chains and dance
to the tune of liberty
resist Macron’s fiberty.”
He then sang the English language version of O Sole Mio whose lyrics were made popular by Elvis Presley in his 1960 recording of the song:
It’s now or never
(the cafe’s dancer Esmeralda comes on stage dressed as the goddess Europa being chased by a figure who looks like the Greek god Zeus riding a bull who has the facial features of Josef Stalin)
Come hold me tight
(Esmeralda as Europa goes rushing into Renfield’s arms)
Kiss me my darling
(Esmeralda as Europa kisses Renfield and blows a kiss to the accordion playing Kraken Napoleon VI as the phrase VOTE BRITISH TRANSHUMANIST-AQUARIAN AGE BONAPARTIST ALLIANCE appears in the background behind the stage)
Be mine tonight
(Esmeralda as Europa helps Renfield into a matador costume as the Zeus ridden Stalinesque bull pepares to charge)
Tomorrow will be too late
(The Zeus ridden Stalinesque bull charges at Renfield)
It’s now or never
(The matador Renfield pulls out his sword)
My love won’t wait
(Renfield slays the Zeus ridden Stalinesque bull with his sword and then proceeds to make out with Esmeralda as Europa as the curtain falls).
The rally was a huge success.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 11th
2019.
Renfieldian Hypnosis: Donald Trump Sings Marty Robbins’ Out In The West Texas Town of El Paso – Updated Version
“Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl…”
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was learning from the Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria the very powerful techniques of hypnosis they practiced in that ancient civilization.
Renfield had told his good friend Amadeus Emanon that he was going to use a Lemurian hypnosis technique on Donald Trump just prior to the Donald’s giving his acceptance speech for the Presidential nomination at the Republican National Convention in 2020.
Curious as to what Renfield was up to, Amadeus decided that he couldn’t wait that long.
He went to see Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster at the Set Enterprises laboratory to see if the psychic little crustacean could pick up images from the 2020 Republican Convention.
It turned out that Michelangelo could.
Amadeus watched the convention on the television next to the lobster tank as Michelangelo worked his lobster antennae to the max and Harvey the invisible rabbit did the same with the rabbit ears on the old television.
Here was the scene at the Convention just prior to Trump giving his convention acceptance speech:
Convention Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States… Donald Trump…
Trump walks on to the stage waving to the crowd as the musical theme Hail To The Chief is being played.
While the musical theme Hail To The Chief is being played, rare 19th Century film footage of Lakota Sioux Chief Sitting Bull being hit by hail stones during a hail storm is projected on to the large film screen behind Trump.
“I see Renfield managed to successfully hypnotize the film projectionist at the Convention,” Amadeus remarked to Michelangelo.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” Trump told the cheering and adoring crowd, “I’m not going to give an acceptance speech. Instead I’m going to sing a song…”
Trump grabbed the microphone, walked up the stage and started to sing,
“Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl,
On the U.S.-Mexico border, I arranged to meet her,
And as I rode, I thought of a thousand ways to greet her,
but when I arrived on the scene, I found that some idiot had built there a wall,
and found out by hitting my head against it, it caused my fine looking toupee to fall…”
When Trump had finished singing about how he had fallen in love with a Mexican girl out in the West Texas town of El Paso, he walked backstage where he was hit full force in the face by Melania’s purse.
The First Lady was quite upset with the song’s lyrics.
A secret service agent talked in code on his walkie talkie, “Hello Jupiter, this is Top Dog. Shit Hole is down. Repeat. Shit Hole is down. He requires urgent medical attention. Fiery Slovenian has hit him. Repeat. Fiery Slovenian has hit him.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday February 25th
2019.
Cardi B. and The Time Traveller: A Poem
Singer Cardi B. flees Lancaster Hall in England in 1888 leaving behind a giant sized shoe.
“So you really expect me to believe you’re a time traveller from the year 2019?” Consulting detective Sherlock Holmes asked somewhat skeptically.
“Whether you believe it or not, it is true,” replied Dracul Van Helsing who had recently seen Achilles slay his enemy in a manner most Hectorly.
“I have worked on stranger cases,” Holmes admitted.
He looked at Dracul wondering if he should have him committed.
“And what do you mean by a hip hop singer?” Holmes looked as though he’d been through the ringer.
“Do not worry about musical terms from the future,” said Dracul, “rather worry about Cardi B. whom Vampiress Lilith wants to goose her.”
“May I ask why?” Holmes looked up at the dark sky.
“It has to do with Solomon and the Queen of Sheba,” Dracul stated in the midst of an atmospheric upheava.
Holmes looked confused, the coachman looked bemused and the estate cat looked amused.
“It has to do with Cardi B.’s real name,” Dracul played with an open window pane.
“Which is,” Van Helsing went on, “Belcalls Almanzar. Watch out for that falling star…
Holmes quickly jumped out of the way.
And the star landed in some hay.
Much to a hungry horse’s dismay.
His dinner went up in a blaze of smoke.
All that’s left- a solitary artichoke.
The horse ate the artichoke as Dracul continued his story,
“Lilith’s dealings with Solomon- somewhat gory…”
“But what does this have to do with Cardi B.?” Holmes lit his pipe under a tree.
“Her real name,” a soft breeze came, “Belcalls refers to the Queen of Sheba and Almanzar means watchtower. Watch that flower..”
Holmes avoided stepping on the Lancaster Hall estate’s red rose as the cat pranced about on tippy toes.
“So Lilith thinks Cardi B. is the watchtower of the Queen of Sheba,” Dracul went on, “so vampiress wreaks vengeance on Solomon by killing this singing diva.”
A scream went through the air as the terror that flies by night lost her shoes while Sherlock looked in the garden for more clues.
Cardi ran off after the terror by night while Lilith’s shoe glittered in the lamplight.
The next day, Cardi rode a white horse into the countryside
where horse and rider gave each other quite the ride.
-A poem and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday February 7th
2019.
Laurence Olivier’s Hamlet Reflects On His Grandmother’s Death
This is a one and a half minute music video I made 9 years ago.
For the video, I downloaded a clip from the 1948 film Hamlet starring Laurence Olivier.
I then edited it slightly so that Laurence Olivier’s actions holding the skull in the graveyard fit the lyrics of the song.
Hope you enjoy it. ☺
1st Video of The Resurrected Dragon Princess Lenora of Lemuria
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was lying in his upright Egyptian sarcophagus in his colossal bedroom in his colossal London mansion drinking chai tea on a tray in front of him that was poured from a tea pot that resembled the Taj Mahal.
His cat Nefertiti Galore caught several vampiric flesh eating rats that had been sent into Set’s bedroom by his enemy siblings Isis and Osiris.
Set’s butler and valet Athelstan arrived to tell him how the Cousteau brothers’ marine archaeological expeditions (that Set was personally financing) were going.
Both Cousteau brothers Louis Alphonse and Toulouse (who were great nephews of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) had discovered the lost continents of Lemuria and Atlantis respectively the past couple of months.
In the South Pacific, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had discovered the glass coffin containing the perfectly preserved body of Lenora the last Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess of Lemuria in the sunken city of Mu the capital city of the lost continent of Lemuria.
Dr. Cadbury Rocher had sent a drone (in the shape of a mechanical pterodactyl) to the South Pacific (an object photographed and video recorded by various people who posted the pics to YouTube conspiracy channels devoted to the topic of NASA covering up the existence of dinosaurs in the modern world) containing a test tube of Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Resurrection Serum – a combination of ambrosia (that kept the Greek Olympian gods immortal) dried tana leaves (like in the early 1940s Universal Pictures Mummy films that kept the mummy Kharis alive), dried eucalyptus leaves (whose fresh eucalyptus leaves keep koala bears alive) and dried Canadian recreational cannabis leaves (whose smoking and inhaling keeps Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant named Strawberry Fields Forever alive).
The serum when poured between Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria’s lips immediately brought her back from the dead.
Louis Alphonse Cousteau shot a video of the Lemurian Dragon Warrioress Princess doing her happy dance at being brought back from the dead:
The Dragon Princess wasn’t quite ready yet to show her face to the world.
After watching the video, Set then closed his sarcophagus lid.
Athelstan proceeded to do some dusting around the Egyptian vampire’s bedroom when suddenly he noticed a milky white substance overflowing from his Divine Vampiric Lordship’s sarcophagus.
“Good Lord!” Athelstan exclaimed, “Isis and Osriris have found a way to drown the master!”.
He immediately ran over and opened the sarcophagus lid.
“Close the f%!&*!ing lid, you idiot,” Set shouted as he was caught with his Hugh Hefner style red velvet pyjama bottoms down and his hands on the region between his hips.
“Sorry, sir,” Athelstan immediately closed the lid down, “I thought maybe your nephew Horus had come up with a way of Death By Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 8th
2018.
Phantom of The Opera: A Poem As Sung and Recorded By Amadeus Emanon
Phantom of The Opera: A Poem
Sung and Recorded By Amadeus Emanon
Amadeus Emanon was at London music promoter Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell’s Wuthering Heights and Glencoe Hospitality Recording Studios (owned by Heathcliff’s company Aulos Music and Recording Ltd.) to record his first album Erik’s Lament: The Agony and Ecstasy of A Phantom In The Night.
Amadeus Emanon sang this song:
Phantom of The Opera: A Lament
Oh Phantom, you are the lonely one
You loved Christine who was daylight
to your realms of darkness
She let the sunlight shine in your heart
You taught her to sing
But she taught you to love
And hers by far was the greater gift
There in your lair beneath the Opera deep
Where you lay many an hour to lie there and weep
And let the hate consume your heart like heat
Burned and singed was it making your scar look neat
For your look you thought no one could love
Depriving you of joy on earth and in heaven above
But Christine looked and she saw
but you turned away and you let her go
For in the mirror you saw just the scar
But in her eyes, she saw your very soul
But you did not see and you did not know
And your love departed by the river’s flow
Oh what music you could have made
But your heart you buried in hate’s grave
For Christine wanted to be your love not your slave
Now she’s left you and gone away
While you pine all night and long for day
The day you once had but chased away
leaving you with childhood toys you used to play
And now your soul then your music will decay.
(-A poem written by Christopher
Friday September 7th 2018)
Inspired by the character of Erik as he is portrayed in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical The Phantom of The Opera.
Amadeus Emanon as he appears on the cover of his album (making it look like he was posing with his violin in an old 19th Century style photograph)
Tagged For Happiness
September 29, 2019 at 10:46 pm (Commentary, Inspiration, Life, Music, music videos, Personal essays) (happiness, Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring, joy)
Tagged For Happiness
I’ve been tagged for happiness by Jessica:
Let’s keep looking at the bright side of life.
I’m tagging Daniel
https://returnofdragons.wordpress.com/
and Sherry
https://sherriedevaleriahendrie.wordpress.com/
Rules:
1. Each Thursday, Beckie will pick a theme (Naturally something positive).
2. She will therefore tag two bloggers to continue the themed positive message along.
3. You the recipient of the tag can select anyway you want to share this positivity (Example Quote, Affirmation, Music Video, Memes, Pictures etc. as long as it sticks to the theme).
4. Please create a ping back to the original post
“POP!” Pop of Positivity Share
as well as notifying your tagged bloggers that you have selected them.
For the theme of Happiness, I will be sharing two videos.
The videos are on the subject of joy.
Joy is actually something somewhat different from happiness.
Joy is something you can suddenly experience even in the midst of despair.
-Amadeus Emanon
The above is a quote from Amadeus Emanon one of the characters in my vampire novel that he made many years ago.
For a full explanation on what is the difference between joy and happiness, I suggest reading C.S. Lewis’ book Surprised By Joy.
For a brief explanation, I would say joy is something that is bestowed supernaturally.
Happiness is generally dependent on the physical world and one’s surroundings (people and places).
Ever since my dad died from cancer back in June 2010 and I developed clinical depression as a result, happiness has been something difficult to find on a daily basis.
But in the years since my dad died, I have experienced joy.
Joy is something that is bestowed as a blessing from an external force or what I would say as a blessing from an external person (let Star Wars keep its force. Electricity is a force but it is not a person). That external person being God.
Here then are the songs that for me express joy and give me joy:
Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring
Fairest Lord Jesus
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