Alan Dershowitz and Sobek

May 25, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, magic, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Science, Science-Fiction, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Alan Dershowitz and Sobek

Lawyer Alan Dershowitz was conducting a thought experiment.

He was imagining himself a defence lawyer at the Old Bailey in London in 1888, that Jack the Ripper had been caught and arrested and he Dershowitz had been asked to defend the Ripper.

He was playing in his mind his opening address to the jury at the start of the Ripper’s trial, “Members of the jury, I’d like to say a few words about my client who’s the noblest Briton of them all…”

His thought experiment was interrupted by a knock at the door.

He opened it and standing there was the Egyptian crocodile god Sobek.

Dershowitz had met Sobek on a few occasions before in the presence of a presumably late former client of his Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein used to hang out with Sobek quite often that is when the pervert pedophile financier wasn’t busy hanging out with the likes of Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Donald Trump and Prince Andrew.

“Sobek,” Dershowitz smiled, “I haven’t seen you since Jeffrey allegedly hung himself in prison after he had knocked himself out and then tied a noose around his neck while still unconscious.”

“Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end,” Sobek quoted old Mary Hopkin lyrics to the attorney.

“What brings you here?” Dershowitz waved the crocodile over to an arm chair in his living room.

“I’d like to thank you for giving those Christians a hard time who think that a mandatory vaccine could be the Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Book of Revelation Chapter 13,” Sobek sat down and helped himself to some pretzels from an appetizer dish on the coffee table.

“It was no problem,” Dershowitz lit himself a cigar and offered one to the crocodile god which Sobek accepted, “I called their bluff by saying “We all know that the Devil can cite Scripture to his purposes.” And then I proceeded to bolster my own argument by doing just that. Citing an obscure passage in the Book of Leviticus (Chapters 12 and 13 to be precise) which nobody bothers to read anymore save the occasional old fashioned Calvinist and occasional old fashioned Presbyterian who are totally obsessed with blood and gore and all manner of obscure long winded regulations. Heck even most religious Jews don’t bother reading it anymore since we no longer do living animal sacrifices in the contemporary Israelite religion. I myself am a secular inclined Jew. I suppose if I were religious, I might belong to the Synagogue of Satan that Christ and Saint John the Apostle warned about.”

“Glad to hear it,” Sobek blew smoke rings in the shape of Nile River bulrushes.

“Why are you so into mandatory vaccines?” Dershowitz asked.

“Well our friend Jeffrey was into mandatory vaccines,” Sobek smiled showing his perfectly snow white teeth.

“That I didn’t know,” Dershowitz poured a brandy and offered one to Sobek which the crocodile god accepted, “what type of vaccine was he into developing?”.

“It could be used for anything actually,” Sobek sipped his brandy, “He was intending to use administering the vaccine as a cover for something else.”

“And what would that be?” Dershowitz inquired.

“To change people’s DNA,” Sobek answered.

“I knew Jeffrey was obsessed with the idea of creating a master race,” Dershowitz moved a chess piece on a board next to him, “My cousin Anna’s best friend Rachel’s rabbi Goldbloom didn’t approve because it reeked of the Nazis Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Eichmann and their work.”

“Jeffrey was investigating cases where alleged UFO abductees were supposedly given alien implants aboard the UFOs they were taken,” Sobek explained.

Dershowitz looked on in horror as an invisible opponent captured his Queen.

He then looked over at Sobek.

“That I didn’t know,” Dershowitz swallowed his cigar and had to wash it down with brandy, “Jeffrey was always full of surprises.”

“Some doctors did find strange implants in the bodies of a few alleged UFO abductees,” Sobek pointed out, “And what these implants had in common was they were slowing changing the DNA of the abductees.”

“To what?” Dershowitz asked.

“Jeffrey wasn’t sure,” Sobek shrugged, “But it was something not human. His research came to an abrupt end when he was arrested and later suicided in prison.”

“I take it Jeffrey was wanting to administer these DNA changing implants to people,” Dershowitz moved a white bishop on the board.

“He was,” Sobek nodded, “But he realized most people, like the abductees aboard the alien craft, would probably object to having these implants. So he thought they could be administered as an extra bonus. Like say with a mandatory vaccine.”

“I wonder if Jeffrey ever discussed his plans with Bill Gates,” Dershowitz played with his white bishop and a black king’s knight as he looked over at the TV screen and it was showing some old news footage of Bill Gates meeting Pope Francis a few years back.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday May 25th
2020.

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Dorian Gray and The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

May 19, 2020 at 10:57 pm (Art, Arts, Gothic, Gothic romance, Horror, Literature, Mystery, Mystery/horror, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Dorian Gray and The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was walking through the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London.

It was a private visit as the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery still hadn’t been granted permission by the UK government to publicly open during lockdown.

As Dashwood Forrest hurried back to his office because his office phone was ringing, the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka continued to walk down the halls of the gallery.

She entered a room marked PRIVATE as Forrest told her to treat the gallery as if it were her own home.

She noticed nothing in the room except for a pair of purple velvet curtains.

She opened the curtains and behind them were two portrait oil paintings. 

One was a portrait of a young man.

And the other was a portrait of a teddy bear.

She recognized the young man in the portrait.

His name was Dorian Gray.

For the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was an immortal.

In the summer of 1878, she had ridden a rare creature- a white buffalo- and as a result of that experience she became immortal.

That autumn, she had gone to London, England where she had lived ever since.

Also that autumn, she had met a dashing young man by the name of Dorian Gray.

After a whirlwind tour of sights and spots throughout England with Dorian, Tanaka thought that she was in love.

Dorian had invited her down to the seaside holiday spot of Brighton with him.

The Lakota Sioux Princess was sure that Dorian was going to ask her to marry him.

Dorian proposes marriage to the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka on the seashore at Brighton.

Tanaka said yes.

Later in Dorian’s hotel room, she went into his bedroom as he was out in the hall chatting to the bell boy.

She was shocked to discover a bunch of female human heads – all of them beautiful (for Dorian Gray did not have the exceptionally high IQ of a Pan Goatee) and perfectly preserved stored in jars of formaldehyde.

“Dorian!” She exclaimed when he walked back into the room, “What are these?”.

Dorian looked shocked and bit his lip, “Er… Um… You know how some people like collecting beautiful butterflies or beautiful seashells or beautiful autumn leaves or beautiful pressed flowers, I… um… like collecting heads of beautiful women.”

“But that’s sick!” Tanaka was shocked.

“But I’ve been invited to the Rothschild’s masked ball dinner party every year for the past 18 years!” Dorian protested, “How can you call someone who’s been invited to the Rothschild masked ball dinner party for that long sick?”.

Tanaka left slamming the door behind her.

“Does this mean the engagement is off?” Dorian called out from the balcony of his hotel room as she entered a horse carriage and the carriage drove away.

Dorian and Tanaka never saw one another again.

Later she heard the body of an unknown old man stabbed in the heart was found in Dorian Gray’s house in London.

Dorian himself was never seen again.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 19th
2020.

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Dark Shadows and Fatal Visions Sensible To Feelings and To Sight

May 5, 2020 at 10:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Dark Shadows and Fatal Visions Sensible To Feelings and To Sight

Corey Johnson the Speaker of the New York City Council was having a wet dream where he was being sodomized by the demon Baphomet.

Waking up with a frenzic smile on his face, he tweeted a denouncement of Rev. Franklin Graham’s Samaritan’s Purse organization saying they should take down their Covid-19 Emergency Field Tent Hospital and get to Hell out of New York State.

Hours later, Johnson had a dream where his eyes were being pecked out by ravens.

Serving demons and participating in abominations always can have its drawbacks.

Johnson was discovering this the hard way as he woke up screaming.

. . .

French President Emmanuel Macron was having a dream where he was staring at Vincent Van Gogh’s painting of a farm field overrun by crows.

Suddenly the crows flew out of the painting and started attacking Macron.

The French President woke up in the arms of a cougar.

. . .

Dr. Cadbury Rocher was in his office at Set Enterprises examining some of the recent data on pandemic dreams- strange dreams that many people were having in this time of the Covid-19 pandemic.

Miranda Singh knocked on his door.

“Dr. Rocher,” Miranda Singh stood some six feet away to keep in line with UK social distancing rules which were constantly changing and being updated every 5 minutes, “there’s some man outside the laboratory premises dressed in Louis XIV era clothing who says his name is Dr. Marmalade Montague and that he’s the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze. He’s standing in front of one of those hot air balloons. Claims he flew across the Channel from France to England in it to avoid being murdered by the Grand Orient Lodge of Paris. He’s seeking employment here at Set Enterprises wishing to work in the company’s Covid-19 Vaccine Development Program.”

“All right,” Dr. Rocher put on his PPE Darth Vader mask and suit, “I’ll see him. What is it about pandemics that seems to bring all the nuts out?”.

. . .

The Egyptian jackal headed god Anubis (son of Set and Nephthys) was being held a prisoner in the catacombs of Paris.

He was being continuously stung by Asian green hornets (who had also recently arrived on North America’s West Coast and who were now decapitating and devouring honeybees and feeding them to their young).

If Anubis hadn’t been immortal, he’d have been dead already.

His captor was a giant 50 foot long snake who had the head of a hawk.

The hawk headed giant snake fed on dogs and cats as it watched Anubis’ torture.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Tuesday May 5th
2020

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Bill Gates and The Hansel and Gretel Eating Witch Sophie Lewis

April 15, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Bill Gates and The Hansel and Gretel Eating Witch Sophie Lewis

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading an old AMORC Southern California Rosicrucian Order booklet from the 1960s teaching one how to astral project.

The lobster found himself in an artists’ studio on the Bill Gates estate.

And there was Bill Gates painting an oil painting of Santa Muerte (the Mexican female deity of death who was a post-Cortez conquest representation of Mictecacihuatl – literally “Lady of the Dead” in Nahuatl the language of the Aztecs- who was the Aztec goddess of death) holding hands with Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess.

On the old gramophone record that Gates was listening to, someone doing a very bad impersonation of Louis Armstrong’s voice was singing, “I see 7 billion people dead and I think to myself what a wonderful world…”

Gates started whistling a happy tune in conjunction with the lyrics.

Baal and Baphomet entered the room.

“Bill,” Baal rubbed his metallic furnace tummy and belched some CO2 caused by eating too many embryonic stem cells, “Trump has cut U.S. Government funding to the World Health Organization. How are we going to roll out the Mark of the Beast vaccine if our primary organization for imposing it on humanity gets its funding cut?”.

“Well,” Gates put down his brush and palette of oil paints, “I did attack Trump in a tweet. I suspect he’ll attack me back in a tweet shortly.”

“Still, what will we do about WHO funding?” Baphomet did a pirouette around the room in his/ her pink ballet covered goats’ hooves.

“I’ll put in a call to Xi Jinping,” Gates picked his nose with his paint brush so he wouldn’t be touching his face with his finger, “After all he owes WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus a favour for covering up how badly the Chinese Communist Party handled the pandemic in its initial stages back in December even harassing the Wuhan ophthalmologist Dr. Li Wenliang for daring to bring up the subject of a new Coronavirus infecting humans with the authorities.”

“Well, do that as soon as possible,” Baal ordered.

Gates reached for his smart phone and fast dialled Xi Jinping’s number.

. . .

Sitting cross-legged in front of a statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft was a cackling Sophie Lewis who wrote articles for the George Soros leftist rag that called itself openDemocracy (an oxymoronic name for a group hoping to shut down democracy in favour of a global totalitarian regime).

In the article, she wrote that she hoped that locking people in their homes during the Coronavirus pandemic would lead to the death of the nuclear family.

She then proceeded to bring out 4 voodoo dolls – one marked Dad, one marked Mom, one marked little Johnny and one marked little Susie.

She then stuck pins in each doll and cackled wildly, “Death. Death to you all.”

Her oven alarm went off.

She went to the kitchen where she had been baking gingerbread cookies in the shapes of the children Hansel and Gretel.

Sophie Lewis was positive that in her previous reincarnation she had been the witch who lived in the enchanted hut in the forest whom those nasty children Hansel and Gretel had pushed into the fiery oven after she had tried to eat them both.

“Revenge, sweet revenge,” Sophie cackled as she ate a dozen Hansel shaped gingerbread cookies and a dozen Gretel shaped gingerbread cookies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 15th
2020.

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The Gates of Hell

April 11, 2020 at 11:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sports, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The Gates of Hell

aka Bill and Melinda Gates

“The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against my Church.”
-Jesus Christ

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading through a dossier that had been put together by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit examining the connection between Bill Gates, the World Health Organization, the Chinese Communist Party, the Vatican and the New York Times proclaimed American expert on Covid-19- Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Renfield was reading in terms of numbers that the chances of recovery from the Covid-19 Coronavirus is 98%.

“You wouldn’t know that from the number of news broadcasters who are wearing their Chicken Little outfits at the start of every morning, noon and evening news broadcast,” Renfield thought.

Renfield noted an Associated Press News Story from September 26th 2018 of the CDC (Center For Disease Control) reporting that there had been 80,000 deaths in the U.S. from the flu the previous winter.

Then he read a comment from Bill Gates on the recent Covid-19 pandemic, “We need a nationwide shutdown in the U.S. for 18 months. We may never go back to normal again.”

Renfield thought of how Bill Gates (who had never even graduated from college) now fancied himself both a medical doctor and an economist.

Then Gates added in an interview, “Mass gatherings can’t be allowed until we have a vaccine for this.”

Renfield thought, “Who elected this asshole the President of the world? Who’s he to say when mass gatherings can and cannot be held?”.

Echoing Bill Gates’ sentiment, senile Joe Biden’s leading economic advisor called on television in an MSNBC interview for 18 months of shutdown, “Covid-19 will be here for the next 18 months or more. We will not be able to return to normalcy until we find a vaccine or effective medication for it. Conferences, concerts, sporting events, religious services, dinner in a restaurant, none of that will resume until we find a vaccine.”

“My God, what Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin and Mao Tse-tung would have given to have such power over humanity,” Renfield sipped his cup of tea.

“There may be no returning to normal from the Coronavirus pandemic,” according to Dr. Anthony Fauci (the Globalist Ministry of Fear and Propaganda’s unofficial U.S. spokesman), “until we can find a vaccine that can save us and this may take a while.”

Miranda Singh noted, “This is a statement made by the man who promised to find a vaccine for the AIDS/HIV epidemic and never did.”

“So now we have a global equivalent of the USSR (but even worse!) until this guy finds a vaccine for the novel Coronavirus,” Renfield reached for a bottle of gin, “Well that’s not going to happen. So we’ve got Orwell’s 1984 in 2020 (but even worse!) going on from here till eternity.”

Renfield then read how back in 2012, Melinda Gates on CNN told an interviewer that “we now have ways to track which African girls are practicing contraception.”

“Why do they want to track African girls and their practice of contraception?” Renfield asked, “Isn’t that racist?”.

The same paragraph noted that in December 2019, Bill Gates announced that they had come out with a tracking chip to determine which people have had what vaccine.

“Wow, how about this for a coincidence?” Renfield repeated Dustin Hoffman’s line to Katharine Ross at the back of the bus in the late 1960s film The Graduate, “Bill Gates comes out with this tracking chip about the same time that some reports of a new novel Coronavirus is starting to emerge in the city of Wuhan, China.”

“Wow, surprise, surprise!” Renfield was now reading that Melinda Gates had recently said in a Business Insider article that there would be a vaccine for Covid-19 but not for another 18 months.

“I wonder why they’re so obsessed with the number 18,” Renfield mused aloud.

Then he suddenly remembered that three sixes (6-6-6) make 18.

Then Renfield read the list comprising the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Decade of Vaccines Collaboration Leadership Council.

Among the names on the list was Dr. Anthony Fauci the Director of NIAD, National Institute of Health and Dr. Margaret Chan the former Director-General of WHO.

The Gates Foundation had of course recently announced that it was going to provide $105 million to combat the Coronavirus.

Renfield went on to read that in the last known budgetary information available that in “2017 the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation had contributed almost $327 million to the WHO’s budget, second only to that of the United States government.”

“He who pays the piper calls the tune,” the ghost of Orson Welles’ pet parrot Rosebud piped up at that point.

The report went on to note how Bill Gates was an ardent global population controller having showered praise on Communist China’s government back in the 1990s for their One Child Policy.

And how Bill Gates along with numerous other population controllers such as economist Jeffrey Sachs, billionaire George Soros, aging rock star Bono and former UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon had made a revolving door of going in and out of the Vatican ever since Jorge Mario Bergoglio had been elected Pope Francis back in 2013.

And now Jeffrey Sachs had just announced that with the soon collapse of the global economy in the wake of the Covid-19 pandemic, how he (Sachs) and other experts would soon be meeting in Assisi to plan the implementation of what Sachs called the “new global economy – the Economy of Francesco”.

The Francesco to which Sachs was referring was Pope Francis not Saint Francis of Assisi (Saint Francis of Assisi the man who had on his death bed almost 800 years ago had prophesied to his attending monks that someday a satanic antipope would arise who’d usurp the papal throne and take for his Papal name the Saint’s (Francis’) own name).

“I wonder if when announcing the Economy of Francesco,” Renfield mused aloud, “they’ll include the caveat “Any resemblance between the Economy of Francesco and Soviet Stalinism/Chinese Maoism is purely coincidental.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having another nightmare about Bill Gates where Bill Gates was dressed up as 1980s singer Belinda Carlisle (definitely a nightmare) and singing a paraphrased version of her hit song (Heaven Is A Place On Earth) with the Gates version being Hell Is A Place On Earth:

Ooh, baby, do you know what I’m worth,
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth,
They say in Hell, the gates come first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth,
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth,

When the population falls down 
below 500 mil
like it says on Georgia’s Guidestones 
And the world’s empty 
Without the sound of kids
On the streets outside 

When you walk into a room quarantined
And you pull me close so I shoot you dead 
Cause we’re not social distancing 
Like we’re supposed to in this wave of hate 

Ooh, baby, do you know what I’m worth,
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth,
They say in Hell the gates come first
We’ll make Hell a place on Earth, 
Ooh, Hell is a place on Earth.

When I feel alone,
I reach for you 
Now ashes in an urn,
When I’m lost at sea
A cruise ship 
that can’t dock for eternity

In this world we’re just beginning 
to understand the miracle of living
But I put an end to all that 
Because I’m God for ever more…

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Saturday April 11th
2020.

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Renfield’s Maundy Thursday Video Conferencing Discussion

April 9, 2020 at 10:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Philosophy, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Renfield’s Maundy Thursday Video Conferencing Discussion

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, British MP Renfield R. Renfield, Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists and Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol were all having a Skype video conference together from their respective home office computers.

Renfield (eating a tuna fish sandwich) : I see Bernie Sanders has withdrawn from the U.S. Democratic Presidential race.

Set (eating a live crocodile) : Yes, the Trotskyite Bolshevik candidate is out.
And the Menshevik/Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist candidate Joe Biden is in. Supported by satanic witch Alyssa Milano who wanted to lynch Justice Brett Kavanaugh when he was accused of sexual harassment but is willing to give Biden a safe pass over his allegations of sexually assaulting his staffer Tara Reade back in 1993.

Renfield: Yes, one thing about all these leftist harlot/slut airheads is they’ll go after with a vengeance anyone on the right who’s accused of sexual harassment while giving a pass to any leftist male who’s accused of sexual harassment.

Set: Yes, these leftist harlot/slut airheads seem to be politicizing sexual harassment the same way the Communist Director-General of WHO Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus smugly accused Donald Trump of politicizing the Covid-19 Virus. Wow. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Of course Trump wouldn’t have known about the WHO’s connections to the People’s Republic of China if my butler Athelstan’s cousin Lexington (who’s butler and valet to Trump) hadn’t read to Trump your geopolitical analyst friend’s blog post pointing that out.

Renfield: Yes, Tedros is Xi Jinping’s puppet on a string who recites (in Mandarin of course) the lyrics the ghost of Elvis sings in his ears as he speaks by Huawei smart phone to Xi, “I am just a puppet on a string. You can do most anything with me.”
Of course the Communist UN Secretary-General Antonio Gutteres and the Communist Pope Francis are singing the very same tune to Xi.

Peter Whitstable: We were all deceived by Gorbachev. Gorbachev was a Marxist-Leninist true believer who took quite the bullet for his cause. Allowing the loss of his own power as well as the loss of Communist rule over Russia and surrounding republics and the loss of Communist rule over Central and Eastern European nations in order that the West would be lulled into a false sense of peace and security as the Communists took over the UN, the WHO, most organizations affiliated with the UN and the Vatican (center of Catholic Christendom itself) waiting for an opportunity such as this- a crisis of some sort to eventually bring about a Marxist One World Government.

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds: I notice the Marxist Guiseppe Cardinal Versaldi the Prefect of The Vatican’s Congregation For Catholic Education says that Catholic education in the post Covid-19 world will be “finding ways to live again once more, beginning from new foundations, knowing well it will never be the same as before.”

Renfield: Yes the 17th Century Puritan Arian Deist philosopher John Locke’s Tabula rasa (blank slate) in this case will be quickly drawn over with Marxist ideas and maybe a few from Teilhard de Chardin in a nod to Pope Francis (Teilhard being one of the new Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli’s theological and philosophical heroes).

Set: Speaking of Teilhard, isn’t tomorrow the 65th Anniversary of his kicking the bucket?

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds: It is. When he croaked and joined the Croaking Frogs Chorus of Hades’ Extremely Lonely Hearts Club Band in the wetlands and swamps adjacent the rivers Acheron and Styx on April 10th in 1955, it was an Easter Sunday that year. This year of course April 10th is Good Friday.

Peter Whitstable: I’m sure there’s a relevant message in there somewhere.

(Outside Whitstable’s bedroom window can be seen the fiery flames silver haired disembodied head of Teilhard de Chardin riding a Staypuff Marshmallow Man roasted marshmallows chewing black horse)

Teilhard’s head (as accompanying charcoal burnt black human hand carries a lit pumpkin jack o’ lantern) :

The true messiah is coming. The true messiah is coming.

Alyssa Milano wet herself in ecstasy while watching the video conferencing broadcast that the recently resurrected Greek god Pan from classical times had hacked into.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 9th
2020.

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Reblog of The Death of The March Hare: A Poem

March 31, 2020 at 10:00 pm (Fantasy, Literature, Mystery/horror, Mythology, Poetry) (, , , , , )

A narrative poem I wrote 3 years ago today:

Dracul Van Helsing

Persephone

On her throne, Persephone the Queen of the Underworld did decree
that the March Hare had brought joy to far too many
and it was time that this valiant hare should die
and should be now before March time did fly

So on this last day of March 2017
as the Hare drank tea with a Heartly Queen
the Messenger of Death did drop Polonium-210
into the hare’s teacup at the stroke of Big Ben

The hare raised the tea to his lips
as Mad Hatter recalled his latest trips
up through and outside the Rabbit hole
when the poor hare turned as black as coal

“Remember to pay the phone bill” were the Hare’s last words before he died
as into the frying pan went the Heartly queen’s kipper being fried
The March Hare fell over quite dead
and the Heartly queen turned bright red
“I did not say…

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Yaldabaoth’s Vision On His Way To The Big Apple

March 26, 2020 at 10:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, magic, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Yaldabaoth’s Vision On His Way To The Big Apple

Athelstan the butler and valet to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a conversation with British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Both men were 6 meters away from one another so they wouldn’t be shot by killer drones recently commandeered by WHO (the World Health Organization) for those who violated the world body’s social distancing rules.

Athelstan was also wearing a face mask.

Although whether this was because he feared getting the Coronavirus or because he had just cleaned out the kitty litter box belonging to Nefertiti Galore (the vampire Set’s fiercely protective house cat) is a matter for speculation.

“So, Mr. Renfield,” Athelstan coughed through his face mask, “I hear that Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam issued an Executive Order this past Monday making it a criminal offense to hold a Church service with more than 10 people present. If found guilty, people could be imprisoned for 12 months and/or fined $2,500.”

“I imagine,” Renfield lit his pipe, “that the Baal and Baphomet worshipping Marxist despot Ralph Northam was positively ejaculating in ecstasy and orgasm at being able to sign such an Executive Order. I don’t imagine he’ll ever bother rescinding it even when the pandemic is over.”

“Probably not, sir,” Athelstan dusted off a portrait painting of the late British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher dressed in a medieval Iron Maiden torture chamber item suit, “Did you hear that Pope Francis’ personally designated papal successor Luis Antonio Cardinal Tagle is saying let’s overcome the Coronavirus with a pandemic of love?”.

“Well,” Renfield sipped his pipe, “Isn’t that jackass just the epitome of romance?”.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was flying a magic shamrock flying carpet from his rented farmhouse in Vermont to New York City.

Yaldabaoth had recently left Ireland after that country had closed all its pubs (As Yaldabaoth remarked at the time, “You know a world situation is serious when it forces Ireland to close all its pubs.”)

He had gone to Vermont hoping that the pubs would be open.

Many of them were closed but lucky for Yaldabaoth, there were plenty of Vermont country gentlemen who made their own moonshine.

Yaldabaoth rented his Vermont farmstead from another Irish leprechaun The Fantastic Flanigan.

The Fantastic Flanigan had the honour of being the world’s shortest UFC fighter.

He also had the honour of being the world’s only always defeated UFC fighter.

Generally all the other UFC fighters used the Fantastic Flanigan as practice for the day the old medieval sport of dwarf tossing was once again brought back into the world.

It so happened that the Fantastic Flanigan owned a flying carpet (made from magic shamrocks) so he had left it behind in the barn for Yaldabaoth to use.

Flanigan was currently spending his social isolation time at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

As Yaldabaoth approached New York City, he was shocked to see the Big Apple surrounded by an army of Dullahans (A Dullahan was a black horse riding headless horseman of death).

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 26th
2020

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The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca

March 23, 2020 at 10:58 pm (Avatar Speaks, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca 

Sexual predatory Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein was showering by himself in a shower at the Wende Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York.

He suddenly dropped the soap.

He bent over to pick it up.

An 8 foot tall giant mammalian bat with the head of a Thanatotheristes (the name meant Reaper of Death in Greek and referred to a new species of T-Rex that had been discovered 10 years ago in the Western Canadian province of Alberta) pulled out his phallus (which was a living cobra snake) from the pants of the extra tall extra large sized waterproof Armani suit he was wearing and sodomized Weinstein in the rear end as he was bending over.

“Where the Hell did you come from?” Asked a surprised Weinstein.

“From Hell,” the strange hybrid answered, “I’m the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.”

“That’s Chinese virus,” a small hybrid creature who was part weasel and part worm and who was a staunch Donald Trump supporter remarked as he crawled across the prison shower room floor.

The weasel worm hybrid was crushed by the bat body Thanatotheristes headed cobra phallic Covid-19 Coronavirus demon.

Later the news media reported that Weinstein had come down with the Coronavirus.

. . .

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was looking into his pot smoking late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror when suddenly the image of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors appeared to him.

Spoke Tezcatlipoca, “Tomorrow as you bring forth emergency legislation to deal with the financial and economic fallout from the Coronavirus crisis, I want you to include Emergency Financial Powers Legislation that will give your Finance Minister Bill Morneau power to govern the economy by dictatorial fiat – raise taxes, lower taxes, get rid of old taxes, bring in new taxes- without needing the approval of the Canadian Parliament beforehand. Grant him this power until December 2021.”

“Why should I do that?” Inquired a stunned Justin.

“Just do it,”” Tezcatlipoca blew great plumes of smoke as he blew his top.

“All right,” answered Justin meekly.

. . .

The disembodied head of the Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (who had flames of fire emerging from the silver gray locks of hair on his head) was writing a poem on the walls of a subway station in Moscow, Russia.

The poem was being written for him by a severed hand that had been burnt charcoal black.

The severed hand dubbed the Black Hand had once belonged to the Norse god Tyr but had been bitten off by the fierce Norse wolf Fenrir when Tyr bound him.

The hand had been burnt a charcoal black after the Battle of Kosovo had been fought between the Serbian Prince Lazar and the Ottoman Turks on June 15th 1389 when a group of surviving warriors had tried to cook dinner for themselves.

The hand in the fire, after it had been burnt a charcoal black, crawled away.

Teilhard directed the Black Hand to write to the Coronavirus,

“Oh, what a beautiful virus you are, you are,
What a beautiful virus you are,
Thou art the Alpha Point,
The virus that attacked the first one-celled organism starting the whole process of Darwinian evolution,
And it turns out, thou art the Omega Point as well 
The total sum of Christ Consciousness 
Bringing forth Pachamama’s revenge upon humanity.
Amen.”

When the moving finger of the Black Hand wrote and the eyes of disembodied head Teilhard wept tears of joy, the Jesuit’s mouth cackled in laughter.

Seconds later, a cream pie with Holy Water in it was thrown in his face.

A group of Harvey Wallbanger drinking Moscow policemen swore to their superiors afterwards that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears had done it.

. . .

Israel’s Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, when recently asked about the Coronavirus in Israel, had replied that Moshiach (the Jewish Messiah) would arrive before Passover this year and save the entire world.

Passover this year begins on Wednesday April 8th.

Meanwhile the ancient Gnostic god Abraxas (who had the head of a rooster, the arms and torso of a man, and whose legs were two slithering serpents) had appeared to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and asked him to grant the recently formed Israeli Sanhedrin permission to sacrifice a paschal lamb at an altar on the Temple Mount on Passover for the first time in 2000 years.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Monday March 23rd
2020.

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Reaper of Death

March 18, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Reaper of Death

As the sexual predator Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein headed off to the Wende Correctional Facility near Buffalo New York where shortly the cleft between his buttocks could serve as a stand-in for the Grand Canyon in a travel video shot by an inmate wanting to make travel videos but couldn’t because he was in prison, the homosexual predatory Communist former Cardinal Theodore McCarrick (who sexually assaulted numerous young seminarians over the years) was happily walking down a Florida beach looking for handsome young male lifeguards who could help him relieve his depression and anxiety in the way he enjoyed most.

But there weren’t many people on the beach today as most were social distancing.

“What a pain in the ass a pandemic can be at times,” mused McCarrick.

As Cardinal, the Communist infiltrator into the Catholic Church had been the one to negotiate the Vatican-China Treaty between the Vatican and the Communist government in Beijing by which the underground Catholic Church in China had been sold out to the so-called Chinese Catholic Patriotic Association (run by Bishops appointed by Beijing and loyal to the current Chinese Communist deity Xi Jinping and not to Jesus Christ).

Earlier this month, Pope Francis had taken a break from embracing apostasy, spouting heresy and worshipping Pachamama idols to make a video in which he told Chinese Catholics to get in line and follow the Communist Chinese run Catholic Church.

As McCarrick walked along the beach, he encountered an eight foot tall bat (the nocturnal mammal and not what’s used in the sport of baseball) that had the body of a giant nocturnal mammalian bat but the head of a Thanatotheristes (which translates to Reaper of Death in Greek) a new species of tyrannosaurus that had recently been discovered in the Western Canadian province of Alberta.

McCarrick of course was unaware that it was the head of a Thanatotheristes on the body of a bat.

“What the Hell are you?” McCarrick asked.

“I’m the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus,” the strange looking hybrid entity replied.

“But I don’t believe in demons,” McCarrick answered.

He hoped he wasn’t getting the Coronavirus.

It might put a damper on his efforts to find handsome young men to serve as his personal antidepressants.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 18th
2020

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