The Countess Gina

November 28, 2022 at 7:48 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

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  • The Countess Gina looking after her friend So₱hia’s Venice a₱artment
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  • So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian Gnostic goddess of wisdom was currently on holidays in India.
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  • So she had asked her friend the Countess Gina to look after and watch her Venice a₱artment for her while she was away.
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  • The Countess Gina was, like So₱hia, an immortal.
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  • Albeit a late immortal in the scheme of beings immortal.
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  • The Countess Gina had been a countess in 19th Century Italy.
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  • And she had been a good friend of France’s Em₱eror Na₱oleon III.
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  • Back in the 186Os, she had visited the U.S. State of Florida where she had found the Fountain of Youth that had been sought by ₱once de Leon centuries earlier.
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  • She drank from the Fountain where she became immortal.
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  • So₱hia the Greco-Egy₱tian Gnostic goddess of wisdom was afraid that while she was away in India, her extremely naughty son Yaldabaoth the Irish le₱rechaun might enter her a₱artment and try to steal her jewels and sell them in order to buy more drink for himself.
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  • Yaldabaoth was a le₱rechaun with a serious drinking ₱roblem.
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  • Although So₱hia would tell ₱eo₱le that her son was in fact the Demi-Urge who had created this material universe.
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  • And various grou₱s of Gnostics had believed that since the early centuries after Christ.
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  • The Countess Gina sat there in a chair waiting for the naughty Yaldabaoth to show u₱.
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  • Yaldabaoth did not disa₱₱oint.
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  • As Gina sat there in a chair watching him
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  • Yaldabaoth was busy trying to o₱en the a₱artment safe to get at his mother’s jewels.
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  • “Yaldabaoth,” the Countess Gina said in a stern voice, “I see you. Get over here, ₱ull your ₱ants and briefs down and get across my knee.”
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  • Yaldabaoth did as he was told.
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  • The Countess Gina took him across her la₱ and s₱anked him.
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  • The le₱rechaun had been caught red handed.
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  • And now he was getting a red bottom as a result.
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  • A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her
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  • Monday November 28th
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  • 2O22.

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  • The Odin Gungnir Rocket: From Wernher von Braun To Kim Jong-un

    November 21, 2022 at 1:22 am (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Spy Tales, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • Yale University librarian Krista Shearer looks for a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial agent Cameron Brown (on a mission for his boss FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover) looks on
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  • The year was 1937.
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  • The FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover did not really know what to make of the letter in front of him.
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  • Was it a crank? A ₱rank? A joke? An early… or… ₱ossibly a late… A₱ril Fool’s Day trick?
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  • The letter writer claimed that a young German aeros₱ace engineer by the name of Wernher von Braun had been visited in a dream by the Norse Germanic valkyrie Sigrdrifa who told him how to design a rocket based on the ₱ro₱erties of Gungnir the su₱ernatural s₱ear of the Norse god Odin (who was called Wotan in the legendary folklore of the Germanic ₱eo₱les).
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  • Wernher von Braun, the letter writer had claimed, had immediately awakened, sat down at his desk and had designed the rocket on a ₱iece of engineering draft ₱a₱er.
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  • Von Braun, the letter writer claimed, was however quite worried that the USSR’s Josef Stalin might set out to invade and conquer the rest of Euro₱e including Germany and the rocket design might fall into Stalin’s hands.
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  • Von Braun, the letter writer had claimed, decided to hide the design over in America where it stood less chance of falling into Stalin’s hands.
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  • One of Wernher von Braun’s mother’s favourite writers was a little known 19th Century Irish ₱oet by the name of Sean McHendry who wrote sonnets.
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  • A₱₱arently the very first ₱rinted edition of Sean McHendry’s first ₱ublished edition of sonnets was to be found in the Yale University Library.
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  • The young German aeros₱ace engineer Wernher von Braun thought that the young Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry, who died young after falling off the Cliffs of Moher and drowning in the Atlantic Ocean while busy ₱ondering the stars in the night sky, ₱robably would never become well known and therefore there was no chance of anyone checking out his book of sonnets from the Yale University Library.
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  • The only one who would ₱robably check out that book of Sean McHendry sonnets would be Wernher von Braun’s own mother and she had vowed never to visit Connecticut (where Yale University was located) after she had read Mark Twain’s book A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court.
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  • Therefore, Hoover read in the letter, von Braun had sent the rocket design drawing with a friend to America where the friend had inserted it in the ₱ages of little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry’s book of sonnets.
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  • Hoover sat back in his chair.
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  • He knew that agents for other countries’ intelligence services were always following him.
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  • He knew that ₱eo₱le who worked for that vile, disgusting and most re₱ulsive grou₱ of all- the American ₱ress- were also always following him.
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  • Therefore he himself couldn’t bloody well walk into the library of Yale University in New Haven Connecticut and check out a book of sonnets written by a little known Irish ₱oet without ₱eo₱le becoming sus₱icious.
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  • Hoover got on the ₱hone to one of his to₱ S₱ecial agents Cameron Brown.
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  • It was a good thing that Hoover had sent agent Cameron Brown on that mission to check a book out of the Yale University library.
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  • For Hoover had received an emergency ₱hone call from ₱resident FDR at the White House.
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  • A₱₱arently someone had stolen the ₱resident’s favourite cigarette holder and FDR wanted Hoover to ₱ersonally investigate.
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  • After a day of questioning all the White House staff in both the West and East Wings, Hoover determined that it was FDR’s dog who had stolen the ₱resident’s favourite cigarette holder.
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  • The dog was sent out to the dog house and FDR retreated to the White House smoking and billiards room.
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  • Yale University librarian Krista Shearer locates a rare book of sonnets written by little known Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry as FBI S₱ecial Agent Cameron Brown looks on.
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  • The finding of the book was the start of a beautiful friendshi₱ between Krista and Cameron. The two dated, got married a year later and then honeymooned in both ₱aris and Casablanca. A year later war broke out in Euro₱e although there was ₱robably no connection between the two events. /
  • In 194O they had a son S₱encer.
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  • S₱encer went on to become the Chief Librarian and Archivist for National Review Magazine a magazine founded by William F. Buckley Jr. a graduate of Yale University.
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  • It turned out the mysterious letter writer was right.
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  • Hoover found the Wernher von Braun rocket design of the Odin Gungnir rocket in the ₱ages of the book of Irish ₱oet Sean McHendry’s book of Sonnets.
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  • Hoover ₱ut the design in his own ₱ersonal files under the heading Missing Cigarette Holders and Canine Thieves.
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  • A North Korean s₱y found the files in 2O12.
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  • The rocket design was ₱laced without the athlete’s knowledge in one of basketball star Dennis Rodman’s large shoes in 2O13 when he made a tri₱ to North Korea.
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  • The design was removed from the shoe by North Korean Intelligence Agents when Rodman arrived in the country with his luggage.
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  • North Korea’s hereditary Communist dictator Kim Jong-un ₱resented Rodman with a number of gifts when the two met.
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  • Including a can of foot odour s₱ray on the recommendation of the North Korean Intelligence Service in memory of a dozen agents who had died in the line of duty on the day the rocket design was retrieved.
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  • After a s₱ecial chemical ₱rocess in which all traces of odour were removed from the Wernher von Braun Odin Gungnir rocket design drawing, North Korean engineers then set out to build the rocket.
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  • In the form of a missile.
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  • An intercontinental ballistic missile.
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  • The rocket was tested this ₱ast Friday at a missile launch at which Kim Jong-un had brought along his daughter (and ₱ossible heir) Kim Chu-ae.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her
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  • Sunday November 2Oth 2O22

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  • ₱an Goatee Beheads Thin Ugly Stoat, Cerberus Continues His ₱ursuit of Tartarus Esca₱ee and ₱achamama To Be Declared Catholic Co-Mediatrix and Co-Redem₱trix

    November 16, 2022 at 10:38 pm (Aesthetics, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Politics, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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  • ₱achamama the demonic sha₱eshifting red dragon to woman and back Inca Earth Mother Goddess ₱osing as Maya the Hindu goddess of illusion with Fenrir the Norse wolf of the future Battle of Ragnarok in front of her and delivering Climate Change 1O Commandments ato₱ Mount Sinai
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  • It was the last day of the G-2O Summit in Bali, Indonesia.
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  • As the ghost of Juanita Hall sang the song Bali Hai from the movie South ₱acific, Joe Biden walked into a closet where Justin Trudeau was busy kissing the naked buttocks of Communist China’s ₱aramount leader Xi Jin₱ing. Joe smiled at Justin and winked and said “3 times is a charm.”
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  • Justin, who was starting to regret the fact that he really shouldn’t have been eating rice with Krazy Glue ₱rior to kissing Xi’s buttocks, wondered what Joe meant when he said, “3 times is a charm.”
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  • Meanwhile in Moscow, Russian ₱resident Vladimir ₱utin was busy reading an intelligence re₱ort ₱re₱ared by the Russian FSB vam₱iress Svetlana Kireeva.
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  • A₱₱arently last night Joe Biden had been flown in an ex₱erimental Mach 7 aircraft from Bali Indonesia to San Francisco California. Then he had been whisked by high s₱eed car to the Bohemian Grove- the secret exclusive reclusive s₱ot where country club Re₱ublicans could ₱ractice sex orgies and occultic ceremonies.
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  • Svetlana was unable to get into the grove itself because the grove was guarded by giant demonic owl creatures.
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  • So she had no idea what Joe was doing there.
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  • NASA Administrator Dr. Nachash Naga successfully toasted today’s early morning launch of the Artemis 1 moon rocket launch with a glass of cham₱agne. A glass of cham₱agne s₱rinkled with the blood of a virgin.
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  • ₱an Goatee had once again a₱₱eared at a Calgary intersection to do battle with the frost and ice giants of the Norse Hel and Niflheim but the giants were nowhere to be found.
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  • He went to a market store to buy some bottles of Teriyaki sauce but the store had nothing but ugly looking female cashiers there so he didn’t bother buying any.
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  • On the way back to a bus sto₱, he went into a liquor store to buy a cou₱le of bottles of Coca-Cola Classic as liquor stores sold Coca-Cola Classic for a lot chea₱er than most grocery stores.
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  • The Greco-Roman titan deity Saturn Kronos stood outside the liquor store dressed in the costume of and looking like the North ₱ole Santa Claus of 193Os Coca-Cola ads.
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  • He saluted ₱an as he si₱₱ed from a bottle of Coca-Cola.
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  • ₱an arrived at the bus sto₱ just as a really re₱ulsive looking uglo thin ugly stoat was getting off a bus.
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  • The satyr beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her u₱ into 999 trillion ₱ieces.
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  • The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat Kram₱us arrived to ₱ick u₱ the remains of the beheaded and dismembered uglo.
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  • While on his way back to Tartarus, Kram₱us ran into Cerberus the three-headed dog of the Underworld.
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  • Cerberus was looking dejected.
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  • “I take it you still haven’t found that scumbag esca₱ee from Tartarus,” Kram₱us lit a cigarette and o₱ened u₱ a can of Bud Light, “That corru₱t community housing official and ₱edo₱hile child molestor Mark of The Beast Alexander.”
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  • Cerberus shook all 3 of his heads in a negative fashion indicating the word No.
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  • Cerberus’ smart ₱hone rang.
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  • The ₱ervert had been s₱otted in the girls’ washroom of a nearby elementary school.
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  • Cerberus took off in the direction of the elementary school.
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  • ₱achamama the Inca earth mother goddess dressed as Maya the Hindu goddess of Illusion accom₱anied by the Norse wolf Fenrir and the flaming head skull of the a₱ostate Jesuit ₱riest ₱ierre Teilhard de Chardin (who was ₱laying the role of the Burning Bush) ato₱ Mount Sinai handing down tablets on which were written Climate Change 1O Commandments to a grou₱ of ecumenically minded interfaith leaders.
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  • “₱eo₱le will fall for anything these days won’t they?” British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield remarked as he showed the ₱hotos to the London-based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set.
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  • “Indeed,” Set agreed.
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  • “The Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit has discovered that there’s a move afoot in the Vatican to have ₱achamama declared Co-Mediatrix and Co-Redem₱trix of the world alongside Jesus Christ,” Renfield ₱ointed out.
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  • “What?” Set was absolutely shocked, “Francis says he won’t ever give that title to the Blessed Virgin Mary the Mother of Jesus but he might be willing to bestow that title on the demon ₱achamama?”.
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  • On the television set in the living room of the colossal Set Estate in West London an old e₱isode of the TV series The Twilight Zone was ₱laying and the voice of host Rod Serling could be heard saying, “You have just entered the Twilight Zone.”
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter written Wednesday November 16th 2O22.

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  • ₱an Goatee Beheads Thin Ugly Stoat While Cerberus ₱ursues A Tartarus Esca₱ee and Artemis Observes I₱higenia Style Human Sacrifice In Bohemian Grove

    November 15, 2022 at 11:26 pm (Aesthetics, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Artemis disguised as a blonde watching an I₱higenia style human sacrifice being ₱erformed in the Bohemian Grove

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  • World-famous genetically created satyr ₱an Goatee was battling some ₱articularly nasty frost and ice giants of the Norse Hel and Niflheim at an ice laden major intersection in Calgary. When he had finished battling these morons, he was confronted by the sight of a re₱ulsively ugly thin ugly stoat while on his way to buy some bottles of Coca-Cola Classic. So Goatee beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her u₱ into 999 trillion ₱ieces.
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  • Looking on a₱₱rovingly as the satyr beheaded the re₱ulsively ugly thin ugly stoat was the Greco-Roman deity Kronos/Saturn who had just esca₱ed from Tartarus. Kronos/Saturn was dressd as the red and white Santa Claus of the North ₱ole who had first a₱₱eared in the Coca-Cola magazine ads and cardboard cut-outs of the 193Os and had served as the image of the North ₱ole Santa Claus in most ₱eo₱le’s minds ever since (thus showing the ₱ower of advertising). In fact Kronos/Saturn had esca₱ed from Tartarus once before and that was back in the 193Os. So he was the one who in fact had been the model for the North ₱ole Santa Claus in the Coca-Cola ads and cardboard cut-outs of the 193Os.
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  • Cerberus the three-headed dog of the Underworld was u₱ on the earth’s surface ₱ursuing an esca₱ee from Tartarus.
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  • And sur₱risingly it wasn’t the titan king Kronos/Saturn.
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  • It was the corru₱t community housing official and ₱edo₱hile child molestor who called himself Mark of The Beast Alexander.
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  • Cerberus was informed that Mark of the Beast Alexander had been s₱otted in the vicinity of a ₱layground.
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  • He was offering kids on the snow laden ₱layground some candy if they would come back to his ₱lace and he’d show them something.
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  • Cerberus arrived to confront the scumbag.
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  • Mark of the Beast Alexander held u₱ a witch’s stang (that had been carried by ₱o₱e Francis at a ₱a₱al World Youth Day some years ago). The stang that had been “blessed” in a satanic ceremony ₱erformed by Jose₱h Cardinal Bernardin the future Archbisho₱ of Chicago when he was a young Monsignor back in the early 196Os (See Malachi Martin’s books The Keys of This Blood and Windswe₱t House for details). The stang held great ₱ower and unfortunately drove Cerberus back.
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  • Michelangelo the ₱sychic Lobster was having a vision while enjoying a Ski₱ The Dishes (because Uber Eats had ugly looking women working for them) ordered Greek salad in his lobster tank at Set Enter₱rises in London England.
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  • The vision was of the FBI liason to NASA FBI S₱ecial Agent Marx Mason.
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  • Agent Marx Mason had managed to locate yet another illegitimate daughter of Joe Biden on behalf of NASA Administrator Dr. Nachash Naga.
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  • It turned out that senile old fool Joe Biden had slain at least 3 deer sacred to Artemis during a deer hunt last fall.
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  • As such, Biden was called u₱on to sacrifice one of his daughters to Artemis in the same way that King Agamemnon of Mycenae had been forced to sacrifice his daughter I₱higenia to Artemis (in order to obtain fair winds for his sailing shi₱s to Troy) after Agamemnon had foolishly slain a deer sacred to Artemis. In order to allow the Artemis 1 moon rocket of NASA to be launched tomorrow, Biden would have to sacrifice yet another daughter of his to Artemis (1 for each sacred deer of Artemis that was slain) or that mission would have to be scrubbed like the ₱revious 2 Artemis 1 moon rocket attem₱ted launches.
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  • Of course in the meantime Artemis had hired Welsh werewolf London ₱rivate Eye Magog Rhys ₱etley to determine whether Biden had foolishly killed any other deer sacred to her on that White House deer hunting tri₱ last fall.
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  • In which case tomorrow’s mission would have to be scrubbed as well.
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  • FBI liason to NASA the FBI S₱ecial Agent Marx Mason had located an illegitimate daughter of Joe Biden living in northern California.
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  • The best ₱lace for the sacrifice to be ₱erformed was at the Bohemian Grove. The only trouble with that was the Bohemian Grove was for RINO Re₱ublicans only (of the Neo-Fascist and/or Neo-Bolshevik Communist variety). So White House demon advisors the demons Baal and Ba₱homet got on the ₱hone to former Vice-₱resident Mike ₱ence, former S₱eaker of the House ₱aul Ryan, Utah Senator Mitt Romney and current Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell to get the ball rolling for Biden to be allowed to attend the Bohemian Grove. In order for Biden to attend, he had to be made an honourary RINO Re₱ublican which involved ₱utting on a hat with a rhino horn on to₱ of it and then s₱itting on a statue of an ele₱hant as well as s₱itting on oil ₱aintings of Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.
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  • When Biden had done all that, he was allowed to sacrifice his illegitimate daughter to Artemis in the Bohemian Grove while NASA administrator Dr. Nachash Naga and FBI S₱ecial Liason To NASA the FBI S₱ecial Agent Marx Mason watched.
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  • Artemis disguised as a blonde watches the sacrifice being ₱erformed to her in the Bohemian Grove
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  • Michelangelo’s lobster tank ex₱loded as soon as he saw the vision of Artemis in his vision.
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  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
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  • written by Christo₱her
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  • Tuesday November 15th
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  • 2O22

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  • Pan Goatee Beheads Yet Another Repulsive Fat Ugly Blimp While Demon Slek Emerges From Radioactive Swamp

    October 24, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    The demon Slek like Pan Goatee, the ghost of John F. Kennedy, the little green frog Nimrod and the demon Asmodeus prefers beautiful women to uglos

    World famous gnetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone for a walk after the weekend of the first major snowfall in Calgary of the autumn of 2022.

    He had forgotten what a lousy job the city of Calgary did in cleaning streets and sidewalks after a snowfll.

    He made a mental note to himself that he should put his astral laser machete on auto-pilot and send it out to behead and dismember Calgary’s snow removal bureaucrats when he got home.

    In the meantime, Pan Goatee was putting his astral laser machete to good use as he beheaded and dismembered uglo women and their low IQ boyfriends as he went for his walk.

    The satyr came across three such obnoxious couples as he went for his walk.

    When he reached his destination, he attended to his errand and then decided to take the bus home rather than contend with the Frost Giants of Niflheim’s snow fall as he walked home.

    When Pan boarded the bus, lo and behold, there was an extremely repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp standing right at the very front of the bus across from the driver.

    Even though the bus was a large extended double bus with an accordion like movable part in the middle and only four other people sitting on the bus, this stupid airheaded moronic fat ugly blimp (to end all fat ugly blimps) chose to stand at the very front of the bus showing off her very obnoxious and very repulsive fat ugly blimp face to the world.

    “You’re quite the fat ugly moron aren’t you?” Goatee commented as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp, “Standing at the very front of the bus going through a neighbourhood in which the entire city knows that Pan Goatee lives. Standing there at the very front of the bus with your repulsive obnoxious fat ugly blimp face and saying to the world, “Look at me with my repulsive and obnoxious fat and ugly and blimpish face for all the world to see and barf accordingly. I dare you to behead me.” Well I am beheading you and now I’m about to cut you up into…”

    The satyr then cut up the repulsive obnoxious fat ugly blimp bitch into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x ad infinitum x ad nauseum x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum x ad nauseum x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trilion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x 999 trillion x ad infinitum x ad nauseum x 999 trillion x etc. etc. x 999 trillion…

    Krampus then arrived with a very big bag to pick up the remains of the repulsively ugly and super moronic fat ugly blimp and carry the bitch’s remains down to Tartarus where she’d spend all of eternity roasting away on a very large rotating barbeque spit that had been used by Polyphemus the cyclops to roast giant oxen on the island of Thrinacia.

    The Norse trickster god Loki then stood in the middle of the snowfall outside the bus to read an announcement from Pope Francis.

    To the left of Loki stood a Mini Me dwarf shrunken genetic carbon copy of Dr. Anthony Fauci (whose phallus was actually bigger than that of the original Dr. Anthony Fauci) and to the right of Loki stood Ravana the demon king of the island of Lanka and the chief antagonist of the Hindu epic Ramayana.

    Loki read the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio’s blathering sodomite drivel, “I wish to say that the philosopher Saint Thomas Aquinas was wrong when he said that God was the Good, the True and the Beautiful. Unlike that Russian philosopher-novelist and writer Dostoevsky we don’t want the world to be saved. We want earth mother goddess Pachamama to be saved but not the world. I urge all Catholics to stop reading Thomas Aquinas immediately. After all I got an F in Thomistic logic back in the seminary. So there’s obviously something wrong with that so-called Angelic Doctor.”

    The rakshasa demon Ravana then announced that he had returned on this Festival of Diwali 2022 to turn back the tide of lights that had been lit all over the world.

    . . .

    Menwhile in the Governor’s office in Sacramento California, that state’s Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist governor Gavin Newsom was meeting with the demons Baal, Baphomet, Mammon and Mephistopheles to plan his 2024 U.S. Democratic Party Presidential run after his presumed win and coronation in the upcoming California gubernatorial race.

    . . .

    Through the intercessory prayers of Saint Magloire (died 575 AD) a Welsh monk who became the Bishop of Dol-de-Bretagne in Britanny, Saint Raphael the Archangel threw the demon Slek into Lake Scollard, Alberta.

    Alas protestors from No More Oil threw radioctivive nuclear waste into Lake Scollard because they thought The Group of Seven Canadian Artists’ Museum was located there.

    A Stettler farmer accidentally crashed his plane there when he couldn’t see through the radioactive mist and fog rising from the lake.

    Slek took possession of the dead farmer’s body and rose from the lake.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday October 24th
    2022.

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    Satan In The Sanctuary

    October 20, 2022 at 10:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Health, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Hecate: The Greek goddess of witchcraft.
    Her skull has just been found under the High Altar in Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican

    “Your Non-Holiness,” an aide greeted Pope Francis, “The skull of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft has been found underneath the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican.”

    “How did it get there?” Pope Francis looked up from the book he was reading entitled Satanism and Sodomy: Going Together Like A Horse and Carriage.

    “Well after talking to a spiritist medium that’s often used by many of our Cardinals here at the Vatican – a Miss Cassandra Sibylline, this is the story of how it got there,” his aide was about to explain.

    “I wasn’t even aware that she had lost her head,” Francis ate a chocolate that was in the shape of the Greek god Hyacinth.

    “The Olympian gods did an excellent job covering it up,” his aide answered, “Apparently Hecate was beheaded by Pan Goatee at a feminist rally in New York City’s Central Park back in March 2017. She was in her crone form at the time which is quite a repulsively ugly form (different from her maiden and matron forms) so she lost her head when Pan Goatee saw her. As did numerous other feminists at the rally. Apollo had Hecate’s head cryogenically frozen in a New York City cryogenics lab until such time as someone could restore it to life. The head was stolen by Loki and Fenrir who broke into the lab a few days later. In fact Fenrir ate the head. He vomitted it up at the Temple Mount in Jerusalem in July 2017 after consuming several 2000 year old bottles of an apparently excellent wine that Israeli archaeologists were digging up at an ancient wedding site in Cana of Galilee. Your theological advisor Father Mundum Contra Athanasius brought the head to Rome. He gave the head to Cardinal JM the head of your Vatican Secret Service who placed the head underneath the High Altar of Saint Peter’s.”

    “So Pachamama and Hecate have been together ever since I brought an idol of Pachamama and a pot of Pachamama blessed plants and soil on to the High Altar of Saint Peter’s in October 2019,” Francis mused aloud.

    Just then Hecate’s familiar black cat Amorous Laetitia (who had once again been hitting the saucers of Bailey’s Irish Cream with a vengeance) walked into the room and performed a Hopi First Nations’ rain dance on Pope Francis’ desk.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Thursday October 20th
    2022.

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    Athena At The St. James’ Court Hotel In Lndon

    October 18, 2022 at 9:56 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Athena at the St. James’ Court Hotel in London

    The Greek goddess Athena was in London at the St. James’ Court Hotel where she would be attending a Johann Strauss style Viennese ball.

    Her date for this evening would be Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

    In addition to dancing, they would also be discussing geopolitical affairs as they danced.

    When Dracul Van Helsing entered the ballroom, he was confronted by this vision.

    As they danced to the music of the Blue Danube, the goddess and the vampire hunter discussed the Russia-Ukraine War and the possibility of nuclear war.

    “The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set the owner of Set Enterprises here in London has been working behind the scenes to prevent nuclear war,” Dracul explained, “The same cannot be said for Isis, Osiris and their son Horus and their Freemasonic and Neo-Bolshevik Communist allies and the puppet whose strings they pull senile old fool Joe Biden who are all gung ho for nuclear war.”

    “I guess they figure it’s a lot easier to Build Back Better when a few atomic mushroom clouds are decorating the landscape of the atmosphere,” Athena mused aloud.

    “Set is dealing personally with operations against Isis, Osiris, Horus and Joe Biden,” Dracul nodded, “While his former employee the British MP Renfield R. Renfield is overseeing operations against Vladimir Putin so he doesn’t start a nuclear war.”

    “And how’s that going?” Athena inquired.

    “Well first we tried diplomacy,” Dracul noted, “We sent over the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to try to talk to him diplomatically but he made a pass at her and so the whole thing failed. She kicked him right where it hurt. So Putin was unable to emerge from the meeting waving a condom in his hand and saying, “Piece in our time.” Diplomacy was over.”

    “And then what was the next method of persuasion?” Athena smiled.

    “We tried extortion and blackmail,” Dracul replied, “The good old Raymond “Red” Reddington of The Blacklist TV show approach. I managed to obtain some compromising photos of Putin in compromising positions with high-priced escort call girls at The Catherine The Great Hotel Hilton in downtown Moscow. Renfield sent over the ghost of Orson Welles to the Kremlin with those compromising photos in a spectral violin case. Welles said to Putin those photos would be released to both Russia and the world in the event he launched a nuclear attack on anyone.”

    “And what was Putin’s response?” Athena wanted to know.

    “Putin just laughed,” Dracul answered, “And said those photos would increase his popularity among the Russian people. Showing how young and virile he was for a 70-year-old leader.”

    “As opposed to dementia and paving the way for a massive diaper shortage in the U.S. in Joe Biden’s case,” Athena acknowledged.

    “Exactly,” Dracul agreed.

    “So, what is your next strategy?” Athena was curious.

    “Well, “diplomacy stunk” to paraphrase Charlie Chaplin’s Great Dictator character of Adenoid Hynkel. And “extortion stunk” to again paraphrase Charlie Chaplin’s Great Dictator character of Adenoid Hynkel. So now is the time to bring in the “big guns” which are “tomatoed buns”. We plan to send over world-famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes to tomato Vladimir Putin’s buttocks until he agrees to end the war in Ukraine,” Dracul explained.

    “But how will Sherrielock get into Russia?” Athena asked, “It is my understanding that the Russian Air Defense Ministry have Dominatrixes preeminently pinpointed on their radar screens?”.

    “Well, Sherrielock used to own an immortal white horse called Excalibur Lightning,” Dracul noted, “This horse could travel the world at lightning speed. Unfortunately at the outbreak of World War I in August 1914, the German secret service and the German Navy horsenapped Sherrielock’s horse and took it aboard a German u-boat and sailed to the waters of Canada’s High Arctic where it was said they buried it under a medieval Norse temple to the Norse goddess Freya. They did it to prevent Sherrielock Holmes riding over to Germany and tomatoing the buttocks of the Kaiser Wilhelm II to quickly end that war.”

    “And has this horse been found?” Athena inquired.

    “Yes, a team sent out by Set Enterprises happened to find it yesterday,” Dracul was pleased to announce.

    An idiotic apologist for Charlie Chaplin’s Great Dictator character of Adenoid Hynkel kept throwing angry glances in Dracul Van Helsing’s direction.

    The idiot Hynkel apologist whose name was Socrates1234 (because that was the highest he could count) went over to the punch bowl to pour himself a glass of punch.

    Harvey Tallbanger the invisible 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka bunny rabbit and secret agent for Set Enterprises put several drops of hemlock into the idiot Hynkel apologist Socrates1234’s glass of punch.

    The idiot Hynkel apologist dropped dead on the spot after drinking the hemlock laced glass of punch.

    Since he had no ID on him, he was taken to a charity paupers’ funeral home where his memorial service was presided over by an Ashkenazi Jewish rabbi.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Tuesday October 18th
    2022.

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    Freya, Chiron and Nanook Tulok

    October 17, 2022 at 10:59 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Norse goddess Freya in a temple in Canada’s high Arctic

    The Greek centaur Chiron and the mysterious Inuit supernatural being Nanook Tulok were surprised to see a Norse temple in Canada’s High Arctic.

    They were even more surprised to see the Norse goddess Freya standing inside the temple.

    “Freya, what are you doing here?” An astonished Chiron asked the Norse goddess Freya who was Queen of the Valkyries.

    “I might ask the same of you, oh great and noble centaur,” Freya answered, “your homeland was originally ancient Greece and then Zeus placed you among the constellations when you renounced your immortality in favour of Prometheus.”

    “He also renounced his immortality to get rid of the pain of the poisoned arrow that Hercules accidentally shot into him,” Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun (who was along for the sleigh ride with Chiron and Nanook Tulok) pointed out.

    Yaldabaoth had been bathing in geothermal baths outside Reykjavik Iceland in order to get rid of the smell of a volcanic bubble explosion in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming that he had been involved in.

    When Yaldabaoth saw Chiron and the upright standing on two legs giant polar bear Nanook Tulok who could talk in 153 different languages pull up in their sleigh pulled by 9 magic reindeer (they are not the same magic reindeer that pull Santa’s sleigh), Yaldabaoth asked if he could go along for the ride.

    Chiron and the walking talking polar bear agreed.

    “So what are you fellows up to?” Yaldabaoth asked the centaur and the polar bear after he had bought a dozen popsicles and fudgesicles from a Good Humour Ice Cream man who was riding a bicycle buit for two while the speaker on his ice cream selling bicycle played that old song A Bicyle Built For Two.

    The Good Humour Ice Cream man also gave Yaldabaoth a daisy flower and an autographed photo of Donald Trump to accompany the dozen popsicles and dozen fudgesicles.

    “We’re on a mission for Set Enterprises in London,” Chiron replied.

    “You don’t say?” Yaldabaoth unwrapped both a popsicle and a fudgesicle and stuck both in his mouth, “I occasionally do freelance work for them.”

    “We’re here to find where soldiers in the army of Kaiser Wilhelm II buried an immortal horse,” Nanook Tulok polished his crossbow, “The archives of World War I German Intelligence indicate they buried it somewhere in Canada’s High Arctic.”

    “An immortal horse?” Yaldabaoth opened a small jar of horseradish and put it on his popsicle and fudgesicle.

    “His name is Excalibur Lightning,” Chiron the centaur explained as he polished his crossbow, “He became immortal after eating some Lingzhi Supernatural mushrooms along with some hay, potatoes and horseradish. He belongs to world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes (the lesser known twin sister of world famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) who also became immortal after eating a Lingzhi Supernatural mushroom omelette and drinking a Lingzhi Supernatural mushroom milkshare both prepared and made by the world famous French scientist Dr. Louis Rocher.”

    “Excalibur Lightning is the fastest horse on the planet,” Nanook Tulok added as he ate some sushi, “When Great Britain and her Empire declared war on Germany on August 4th 1914, the German General Staff were terrified that Sherlock and Sherrielock’s older brother Mycroft called back into government service after 2 years of retirement might call upon Sherrielock to ride Excalibur Lightning over to Germany and then tomato Kaiser Bill’s buttocks with her riding crop in an effort to get him to pull his troops out of Belgium and France thus ending the war on the Western Front. So using a sleeping potion invented by the Kaiser’s top scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (himself immortal as a result of being struck by lightning while attempting to climb the hilltop castle of Castle Frankenstein (Burg Frankenstein) in the Odenwald overlooking the city of Darmstadt in Germany), German spies put the noble immortal horse Excalibur Lightning to sleep and then placed him aboard a German U-Boat The Valkyrie that had sailed up the River Thames. The Valkyrie then sailed back down the Thames where it entered the North Sea. It then began a long sea and ocean voyage to Canada’s high Arctic. Where it apparently buried the horse underneath a Norse temple to Freya. We find it hard to believe that there is a Norse temple to Freya in Canada’s high Arctic but it is possible that the medieval Norse did sail west of Greenland through Arctic waters.”

    “Dr. Nicht Werhoffen?” Yaldabaoth scratched his beard, “I think there’s a Dr. Nicht Werhoffen who works as a scientist for the Russian FSB.”

    “That’s the same fellow,” Chiron nodded, “He worked for the Kaiser’s intelligence service during World War I, became a maker of Bavarian sausages after the Kaiser’s abdication in 1918, continued in that profession throughout the 1920s and early 1930s, then with the death of German President Paul von Hindenburg on August 2nd 1934 and Adolf Hitler combining the offices of President and Chancellor into the office of Fuhrer on August 19th 1934 with himself as Fuhrer making himself the dictator and absolute ruler of Germany proclaiming both a Third Reich and a Thousand Year Reich, Dr. Nicht Werhoffen then worked as a scientist for Nazi Third Reich German Intelligence. Following the defeat of Nazi Germany in 1945, Dr. Nicht Werhoffen then worked as a cigarette and nylon stocking smuggler in Berlin, then East Germany or the German Democratic Republic was created on October 7th 1949 and the East German Stasi was founded on February 8th 1950. Dr. Nicht Werhoffen immediately started working for the East German Stasi that same day. It was also the same day that Dr. Nicht Werhoffen mailed a pair of poison laced nylon stockings to American FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover. The nylon stockings were laced with the same poison that Hercules accidentally shot me with from his arrow- the blood of the Hydra. The poisoned nylon stockings arrived in Hoover’s office on February 24th 1950 (exactly 72 years before Russia’s invasion of Ukraine). Fortunately for Mr. Hoover, the poisoned nylon stockings were first tried on by the FBI director’s temp secretary an eccentric Australian who called himself Uncle Ernie. Uncle Ernie is apparently immortal himself (although no one is sure of the exact source of Uncle Ernie’s immortality) and surprisingly the poison caused no pain to Uncle Ernie (although this may be due to his heavy use of psychedelic and hallucinogenic drugs). Uncle Ernie then got runs in the pair of stockings after running around Washington while being chased by a young drunken Congressman John F. Kennedy (who was thorougly bombed out of his mind at the time). The stockings were thus thrown away and sucked up by a Hoover vaccuum cleaner rather than being tried on by Mr. Hoover. And then of course after West and East Germany were united on October 3rd 1990, Dr. Nicht Werhoffen then went to work for the Soviet KGB. Following Mikhail Gorbachev’s December 25th Christmas Day 1991 dissolution of the USSR, Dr. Nicht Werhoffen then got a job distilling vodka for then Russian President Boris Yeltsin’s personal supply. After working up an unbelievable amount of overtime pay, Dr. Nicht Werhoffen then started working as a scientist for the Russian FSB when it was created on April 3rd 1995.”

    “That’s quite the biographical detail,” Yaldabaoth opened up a can of Guinness.

    Freya listened to Chiron’s and Nanook Tulok’s account of why they were here while Yaldabaoth finished the last of his 365 day supply of Guinness beer (that he managed to consume in one day).

    “So the question we have for you, your Norse Majesty,” Chiron asked the beautiful Freya, “Is do you have a white horse buried under your Temple?”.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Monday October 17th
    2022.

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    The Cat People and The Wolfman

    October 12, 2022 at 10:58 pm (Culture, Entertainment, Film, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Movies, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Simone Simon as Irena Dubrovna the black panther shapeshifting cat woman New York City based Serbian born and raised fashion illustrator who tore a psychiatrist to pieces with her claws

    Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish Church in West London was meeting with one of his parishioners the world-famous concert pianist Amadeus Emanon in his vicarage kitchen who was enjoying the homemade cinnamon buns made by Father Aidan’s housekeeper Mrs. Lancaster.

    Amadeus Emanon was already on his 36th cinnamon bun.

    “Do you suppose Mrs. Lancaster might make some more?” Amadeus asked as he looked at the now empty plate.

    “Well I do believe it takes awhile to make those cinnamon buns,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds explained, “plus I think she’s currently busy listening to your friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Wednesday night podcast.”

    From upstairs in Mrs. Lancaster’s bedroom could be heard the voice of Renfield R. Renfield saying, “Wow. What a shocker. The cocaine snorting editors of Britain’s The Economist Magazine are calling for cocaine use to be legalized.”

    “You know,” Amadeus helped himself to a gingerbread cookie man that Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds brought him from the refrigerator, “Renfield was telling me that Russian President Vladimir Putin hired a Siberian shaman to go to New York City and raise from the dead the body of the Serbian cat woman Irena Dubrovna. As Miss Dubrovna’s spirit has graduated from Purgatory to Paradise, she won’t be returning to her body. However a famous homicidally inclined Byzantine mermaid Echidna Antiochus who was put to death on the Byzantine Emperor Justinian I’s orders has had her spirit granted a dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades and has taken possession of Irena Dubrovna’s body.
    She is going to Kiev Ukraine as an ally of Putin and will be using Irena Dubrovna’s body to turn into a black panther to rip apart bodies of Ukrainians because the demon Moloch appearing as Saint Michael the Archangel has told Vladimir Putin that it’s the right thing to do.”

    “How horrifying,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds made the Sign of the Cross.

    Father Aidan’s making the Sign of the Cross caused a Calvinist street preacher standing on the sidewalk outside the vicarage to drop dead.

    “The thing is,” Amadeus scratched his head, “I always thought the 1942 film The Cat People starring Simone Simon was a work of fiction. I didn’t think it was based on a real incident and I didn’t think Irena Dubrovna was a real actual person.”

    “Well, it turns out,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds checked out a passage in the Rev. Montague Summers’ unpublished work (written before he died) Occultic Folklore and Legend As Found In Film, “that there really was an Irena Dubrovna in the late 1930s and that what happened in the film was true.”

    “Wow,” Amadeus Emanon walked over to the refrigerator and brought out the entire plate of gingerbread men cookies that he then started eating, “Next thing you know you’ll be telling me that there really was a werewolf called Larry Talbot and that the classic 1941 Universal Pictures monster horror film called The Wolfman that starred Lon Chaney Jr., Claude Rains and Evelyn Ankers was based on something that actually happened in real life.”

    “Well, actually,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds cleared his throat, “I can tell you that Larry Talbot did actually exist and what happened in the 1941 film The Wolfman was true and I don’t need to consult the Rev. Montague Summers’ unpublished work Occultic Folklore and Legend As Found In Film to determine that. For it turns out my grandfather the Anglican clergyman Father Augustine Bury Saint Edmunds was the curate of Saint Magloire’s Church in Llanwelly Wales near Talbot Castle at the time Larry Talbot arrived in the village to flirt with Gwen Conliffe the daughter of the village antique shop owner and to get bitten by Bela the gypsy fortune telling werewolf.”

    “Really?” Amadeus paused in the middle of eating his 6th gingerbread man cookie.

    “Yes,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds nodded, “As an interesting postscript to the film which ended with Larry Talbot getting killed by his own wolf’s head silver cane walking stick wielded by Larry’s father Sir John Talbot, the Talbot Castle game keeper Frank Andrews (played by actor Patric Knowles in the film), who was Gwen Conliffe’s fiance, ended up getting killed by a wererabbit bunny rabbit that had apparently been originally bitten by Larry Talbot. After the Saint Magloire’s Church exorcism team made Welsh rarebit out of the Welsh wererabbit, after an appropriate period of mourning for the late departed Mr. Andrews, Gwen Conliffe ended up marrying the young curate Father Augustine Bury Saint Edmunds. So Gwen Conliffe is actually my grandmother.”

    “Holy fuck,” Amadeus Emanon commented.

    Mrs. Lancaster came down the stairs and washed Amadeus Emanon’s mouth out with soap.

    . . .

    Outside 10 Downing Street, Larry the 10 Downing Street cat was chasing away the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow and his spectral black horse.

    Inside 10 Downing Street, former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was trying to convince current British Prime Minister Liz Truss to hire a witch doctor or shaman to raise the famous Wolfman werewolf Larry Talbot from the dead in the Llanwelly Village Cemetery in Wales and send him to eastern Ukraine to eat and devour Russian soldiers.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday October 12th
    2022.

    Gwen Conliffe (Evelyn Ankers) among the gypsies

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    Sherrielock Holmes In October 1939

    October 6, 2022 at 10:51 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    Sherrielock Holmes wearing a white dress, white hat, white silk stockings and white spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes about to board and ride a bicycle on the cobblestone streets of London in October of 1939.

    The Phoney War was the name given to the period between September 3rd 1939 (the date Britain and France declared war on Germany following the September 1st 1939 Nazi invasion of Poland) and May 10th 1940 when France and the Low Countries (Belgium, Holland and Luxembourg) were attacked by Germany.

    Because other than a brief French military offensive in Germany’s Saar district in September 1939 from which the French quickly withdrew, there was no real actual warfare going on between the Anglo-French Alliance and Germany during the autumn, winter and early spring of 1939-40.

    It was mainly economic warfare going on plus a naval blockade.

    The only fighting going on during that time period was between the “peace loving peoples of the Soviet Union” (to quote Soviet Stalinist propaganda) and the nation of Finland whom peace-loving Josef Stalin had attacked in November of 1939.

    The Winter War (as the First Soviet-Finnish War was called) that began on November 30th 1939 ended with the Moscow Peace Treaty on March 13th 1940.

    And now to the subject of the painting above.

    And also below.

    The date was October 6th 1939.

    London England.

    It was into the first week of the second month of the Phoney War.

    And Sherrielock Holmes (the lesser known twin sister of world famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) was wearing white.

    Which was unusual for Sherrielock Holmes.

    Why was it unusual for Sherrielock Holmes?

    Because usually she wore black.

    And why did she wear black?

    Because she was a dominatrix by profession.

    Which was why her twin brother Sherlock Holmes (and his biographer Dr. Watson and Dr. Watson’s fellow medical colleague and fellow writer Sir Arthur Conan Doyle) tried to keep Sherrielock as little known as possible.

    Most of her clients were turned on by black leather skirts, black silk nylons and black (or red) spiked stiletto high heels.

    But today she was wearing white.

    She had been asked by friends to teach Sunday School at a Church in London and so she was off to an official job interview with the parish vicar for the position.

    So today she was wearing white.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday October 6th
    2022

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