Pan Goatee’s Ongoing Aesthetic Crusade and Hillary’s Nightmare

September 24, 2020 at 10:32 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone to a nearby grocery store to buy himself some Mango and Guava juice (to start the new autumn season by eating and drinking healthy).

Pan Goatee’s serial killing specialty was to kill ugly looking women (or as he called them “female facially aesthetically challenged” so as not to be so politically offensive in an age of extreme political correctness where people are so easily offended about everything).

As Goatee returned from the grocery store and walked across the street to his home, he noticed a fat ugly blimp walking her dog (a dog of the four legged variety as opposed to the two legged variety).

The fat ugly blimp’s dog took a shit on the lawn of the house where Pan Goatee rented a room.

“Leaping toadstools!” Goatee exclaimed, “You walk around with your fat ugly face ruining the aesthetic environment of an early autumn evening and then your dog takes a shit on my lawn? Why don’t you potty train him to take a shit on your face? At least that way it would be a huge improvement.”

Goatee then beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete.

He beheaded the dog as well for crapping on his lawn.

Nanites from Hell arrived to eat the remains of the fat ugly blimp and her crapping dog.

After Goatee had put his Mango and Guava juice away, he was so angry about the encounter with the fat ugly blimp and her crapping dog, he decided to go for a long walk hoping that seeing the autumn colours of the trees would improve his mood.

But the colours of the trees had not changed colour yet.

It must be all the hot air flowing from City Hall these days as the city’s fat chubby Mayor (who lucky for him was male otherwise his political career might have come to an abrupt and sudden end when Goatee moved into the city) and his brainless city councillors and even more brainless bureaucrats didn’t seem to know how to run a city, Goatee fumed.

The hot air from City Hall was preventing the leaves on the trees from changing colour.

Goatee decided to turn around and head home.

His mood even more sour than ever.

Then lo and behold! his mood worsened when an even fatter and uglier fat ugly blimp than the one he encountered earlier in the evening was walking down the street right at him.

“What’s with you uglos?” Goatee noted as he beheaded her, “This must be part of a George Soros funded plot to lower the morale of what used to be western civilization and pave the way for a global Communist revolution. They’ve even got fat ugly blimps doing TV ads for the Big Spin Wheel Lottery whereas in the past they used to have beautiful women doing it. This Great Reset as Soros and the UN call it is off to a piss poor start in my opinion. And my lawn if it could talk would say it’s off to a crappy start!”.

. . .

“Unholy Mother of Beelzebub!” Hillary Clinton woke up screaming, “I had a nightmare where I dreamed I was being beheaded by a genetically created satyr hot off the test tubes and hot off the pages of classical Greek mythology and he was speaking hilariously funny Oscar Wilde style witticisms as he beheaded me.”

“I had the same nightmare!” Bill said as he woke up with a huge smile on his face.

“Have you been sleep writing phone numbers again?” Hillary grabbed the pen and paper away from the former Fornicator-In-Chief.

Hillary became enraged, “Why did you write down Monica Lewinsky’s phone number?”.

“Did I write down Monica Lewinsky’s phone number?” Bill blushed, “I meant to write down Ariana Grande’s. I imagine Monica is quite old by now. And I really enjoyed ogling Ariana Grande’s ass along with the Rev. Jesse Jackson at Aretha Franklin’s funeral two years ago. I was wanting to have Ariana perform with me a duet version of that old Dolly Parton song Here You Come Again.”

Hillary hit Bill over the head with a cactus plant.

. . .

Pope Francis looked at the shooter style mean looking alcohol concoction in his gay papal secretary’s shooter glass.

“What’s that drink called?” The Communist pontiff inquired.

“It’s called a Cthulhu,” his secretary answered.

“A what?” Francis looked confused.

“A Cthulhu,” the secretary replied, “named after a fictional monster created by the American horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.”

“What does it taste like?” Francis asked.

“I guess I’m about to find out,” the secretary smiled and downed the shooter.

He immediately disintegrated.

Both flesh and bones (most of his bones anyways).

Only his skull remained.

“I don’t think I shall ever order one of those,” Francis remarked as he rang his bell to ask his valet to bring him a new secretary.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 24th
2020.

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Renfield R. Renfield vs. Australia’s Victoria State Dictator Daniel Andrews

September 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Australia’s Victoria state had just granted the police in that state the power to arrest people who write and also post “conspiracy theories on social media”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had recently described Daniels as “a jackass who has really let power get to his braying head”.

Andrews was getting sick of Renfield making fun of him (just like Hitler got sick of Churchill making fun of him).

He was also angry at Renfield for getting an invisible 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit to inject a serum in his buttocks which gave him an excruciatingly painful case of hemorrhoids.

So under this new law, Andrews thought this entitled him to arrest people beyond the borders of Victoria state.

Even beyond the borders of Australia itself.

As such, he sent a bunch of Melbourne police commandos to Britain to arrest Renfield.

The Melbourne police commandos made a colossal blundering error when they tried to arrest Renfield at the estate mansion of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set’s estate guard cat Nefertiti Galore set upon the Melbourne police commandos and ripped them to shreds with her claws.

The pieces of the commandos were gathered up by the Set Estate’s live action garden gnomes and placed in a wastepaper basket.

Renfield had the wastepaper basket with the pieces of the commandos inside couriered back to Melbourne, Australia addressed to:
Victoria’s State Dictator Daniel Andrews, Melbourne, Australia.

Inside Renfield had left a personal note for Andrews,

“Your Melbourne police commandos aren’t so tough as they were done in by a London pussy. This really doesn’t say much for them or for you.”

He signed it,

“Yours respectfuly,
Renfield R. Renfield.”

. . .

Meanwhile at Melbourne Police Headquarters in the Australian Victoria state capital, the ghosts of the Nazi SS’s Heinrich Himmler and the Soviet NKVD’s Laventriy Beria had been granted a temporary dispensational release from their rotating barbeque spits down in Tartarus at Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews’ request (he had to bribe Hades with a koala bear fur skin rug as the chthonic deity did not have one of those fur skin rugs in his collection) in order to give Melbourne police some great tips on how to violate civil rights and human rights and how to impose a martial law lockdown in the state in the most brutal manner possible.

Himmler’s ghost and Beria’s ghost had been giving these seminars to the Melbourne Police Department ever since Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews announced the martial law style lockdown in early August.

. . .

Meanwhile in the U.S., the mainstream Marxist CNN was heaping lavish praise on Victoria state dictator Daniel Andrews and his martial law style lockdown calling it a “model for the U.S.”.

It will certainly become the model for the U.S. if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 23rd
2020.

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Political Incorrectness vs. Moloch Worship

September 21, 2020 at 9:54 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was busy shampooing his dog.

It was a difficult thing to do as both he and his dog were wearing face masks as recommended by British government health experts.

The radio was on and the BBC announced that a telephone interview with British MP Renfield R. Renfield was coming up.

Renfield, Johnson reflected as he almost drowned the dog with Johnson’s Baby Shampoo.

Renfield had briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering last year when Johnson led a minority government prior to calling a December election in which he won a majority.

Renfield had negotiated a deal with then Irish Taioseach (Prime Minister) Leo Varadkar on the Irish border question in Brexit.

Many did not want a hard border to return to Ireland between north and south.

Theresa May’s solution to the question was to have an open border in Ireland but her compromise would then make the entire United Kingdom still subject to rules and regulations by the Neo-Stalinist EU bureaucrats in Brussels.

Renfield’s solution was to have an open border in Ireland but have only Northern Ireland subject to Neo-Stalinist regulations from the EU capital in Brussels.

As Renfield told Johnson at the time, “3 out of 4 parts of the United Kingdom not subject to Neo-Stalinist bureaucratic regulations from Brussels ain’t bad.”

So the Renfield Protocol on the Irish border question was adopted in the Brexit deal.

Now Johnson decided to bring in legislation unilaterally doing away with the Renfield Protocol in Brexit- a move that even one of Johnson’s own cabinet ministers described as breaking international law since it had been signed as part of an internationally agreed to treaty.

Johnson’s move had even ticked off George Clooney’s wife Amal Clooney who promptly resigned as the United Kingdom’s envoy on Press Freedom since as a lawyer and barrister, she felt she could not represent a government that broke international law.

The Internal Market Bill was the name of Johnson’s proposed legislation that would override the Renfield Protocol in the Brexit Agreement.

Back in January, Johnson had Renfield removed from the Cobra Committee (the UK government committee that oversaw any national emergency) because he felt Renfield was too much of an independent thinker who refused to tow the line when it came to Groupthink.

The Cobra Committee would be meeting tomorrow to discuss the rise in Covid cases in Britain.

Renfield had recently and rather annoyingly pointed out that at the moment Sweden seemed to be the only country in Europe that wasn’t experiencing a 2nd wave of Covid cases (Sweden was also the only country in Europe not to go into total lockdown and quarantine this spring because Sweden’s chief epidemiologist Dr. Anders Tegnell thought it wasn’t necessary to impose a form of martial law or USSR/Maoist China control over its citizens in order to combat the virus. Something totally at odds with 99% of the world’s governments who were chomping at the bits for a Marxist-Leninist New World Order aka George Soros’ Great Reset to occur).

When the interview started on the radio as Johnson’s dog was busy suffocating under a combination of face mask and Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, Johnson wondered how long it would be before Renfield said something that was politically incorrect.

The interviewer asked Renfield, “What do you think of the epithet The Notorious RBG that many of her admirers gave to the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg?”.

“Well,” Renfield could be heard clanking his whisky glass and sipping his drink as he spoke, “Since Adolf Hitler was always considered a notorious individual in History, it’s only appropriate that Ruth Bader Ginsburg be given the same epithet.”

The radio station’s switchboard then lit up with callers from overseas – angry so-called progressive liberal Democratic voters from the U.S.

. . .

The demon Moloch strolled angrily up and down in front of the U.S. Supreme Court Building in Washington DC.

One of his most ardent disciples on that court had recently died.

Now who was going to replace her?

He text messaged Joe Biden demanding answers.

Senility prone Joe Biden looked at the text message and then asked his marijuana pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia, “Moloch, isn’t he the fellow that owns a pizzaria and delicatessen on the corner of Whatchamacallit and WhatTheHellIsThatOtherPlace in downtown Wilmington?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 21st
2020.

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Tartarus Bound and The Keys

September 18, 2020 at 10:22 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

As the three headed dog Cerberus led the late U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to her rotating barbeque spit over an open fire in Tartarus where she’d be spending her next eternity, three other figures had just been granted a one year dispensational leave from their rotating barbeque spits in Tartarus.

Pope Francis, who had actually lost the Keys of Saint Peter several years ago but didn’t bother relaying that message to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld, had communicated with the cthonic deity to release the three figures.

Bergoglio had communicated with Hades via a Rome based spiritist medium Sophia de Medici.


Sophia de Medici: Who did not feel at all threatened, sexually harrassed or lusted at by the men who worked in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

Later after the three figures arrived in Rome, Pope Francis had a Zoom conference video meeting with powerful figures from around the globe.

Meanwhile British MP Renfield R. Renfield was informing the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set that the term “Great Reset” was a globalist code word for establishing a One World Marxist Leninist government.

Earlier this week Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Ethiopian Communist who headed WHO (the World Health Organization) said that the current crisis would not end “with a vaccine but only with a total reorganization of society. We can never go back to the way things were before.”

Renfeld told Set: “That’s globalist code for freedom is permanently dead.”

The Sodom and Gomorrah admiring Italian-American physician Dr. Anthony Fauci (medical darling of the mainstream Marxist media) also talked about the need for combating climate change and for redistributing the world’s wealth (although by that he didn’t mean his own personal wealth would be available for redistribution- notation by Renfield).

Flaky Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi blamed both the CCP Wuhan virus and the California wildfires on climate change.

“Mother Earth is mad at us!” Said the San Francisco Congresswoman while sporting a Medusa serpentine hairdo.

Likewise conceited, pompous and arrogant California Gov. Gavin Newsom blamed the California wildfires on climate change.

Just as the latest California wildfire was being started by fireworks going off at a gender reveal party in the woods.

Certainly one fiery revelation to say the least!

At the Davos Forum in Switzerland earlier this year, George Soros told participants that this year must mark the start of the “Great Reset”.

Now George Soros, Bill Gates, American economist Jeffrey Sachs and U-2 singer Bono were in a Zoom video conference with Pope Francis.

“Gentlemen,” Pope Francis held his hammer and sickle crucifix given him as a gift by Evo Morales the former Marxist President of Bolivia, “I have asked Hades to release three spirits from Tartarus for an entire year to help us as we launch the Great Reset.”

The ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stepped forward into the room where the Unholy Father was addressing his fellow Zoom conference participants.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 18th
2020.

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Dr. Marmalade Montague Examines Set Enterprises Intelligence Network

September 17, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who wasn’t really a doctor) was a Paris baker who had a mental breakdown after his Paris bakery closed permanently (due to inability to pay rent) during the spring lockdown in Paris, France earlier this year.

After his breakdown, Dr. Marmalade Montague imagined that he was the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze who had become trapped in a time warp and was taken from France’s Sun King epoch to this year of 2020.

Montague flew to England from France in a hot air balloon (that was powered by an old gramophone on which played a record disc that had on it The Collected Speeches of French President Emmanuel Macron).

Montague showed up at the Set Enterprises Laboratory and Persian Rug Warehouse (which was one and the same building) in London.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job.

Today Dr. Marmalade Montague sat in his office and watched on his computer things that were happening with the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit since he had somehow inadvertently managed to download the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit App (which was actually harder to download than the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, MI-5, MI-6, FSB, GRU and Chinese Ministry of State Security apps) to his computer.

In the Set Enterprises daycare centre meanwhile, a 3-year-old child had downloaded the ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organization) app
as had 3-year-old children in daycare centres across the planet.

Dr. Montague watched a Skype conversation between the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (who was a Renfieldian double agent in the Chinese Ministry of State Security) and British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who prior to his election to Parliament in June 2017 had been Chief of Intelligence Gathering and Security Operations For Set Enterprises).

“So, Rennie,” Mei-ling addressed the Churchillian Transhumanist Member of Parliament, “you’ve undoubtedly heard by now that a CCP (Chinese Communist Party) front the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association has been providing funding for BLM inspired rioting across the U.S.”.

“Yes, I’ve heard that,” Renfield had taken apart his egg roll to see if there were any wiretaps in it and finding none had put sweet and sour orange sauce over it and ate it, “so this is further confirmation that the CCP has been financing the ongoing anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan riots (what the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. call “peaceful protests”) that have been taking place in America all summer with the approval of numerous U.S. Democratic Party mayors and governors.”

“Yes, the CCP definitely wants to see the Biden/Harris ticket win in November,” Mei-ling sipped a glass of red wine.

“Another thing they have in common with the mainstream Marxist media,” Renfield started examining his Peking Duck for signs of a wiretap inside.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 17th
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu relaxes with candlelight and music.

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Vampiress Lilith Furious At Abraham Accords Israel-UAE-Bahrain Peace Treaties

September 16, 2020 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Yesterday as senility prone Joe Biden was attempting to share his kosher lox and cream cheese bagel with his marijuana pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia, his arch foe Donald Trump was hosting a Middle East peace treaty signing ceremony at the White House.

Israel was signing landmark peace deals with both the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Bahrain.

The UAE and Bahrain are just the third and fourth Arab countries to recognize Israel since its founding in 1948.

Egypt signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1978 and Jordan signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1994.

Mauritania established diplomatic relations with Israel in 1999 but severed ties in 2010.

Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner helped in negotiating the treaties.

The accords were called the Abraham Accords since Abraham was a common historical figure of shared importance in the three monotheistic religions that originated in the Middle East- Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith (who was also the world’s first vampiress) was absolutely livid over the ceremony.

Lilith felt that her good name and reputation were libelled and maligned in the Babylonian Talmud and she had vowed to destroy the Jewish people ever since.

At a meeting on the banks of the Euphrates River today, Lilith discussed her plans with her friends the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod.

Her strategy was to try and form an alliance between Turkey (whose leader Recep Tayyip Erdogan fancied himself the new Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) and Iran (who had been an enemy of Israel since the Ayatollah Khomeini first came to power in the Islamic Revolution of 1979) and get them to attack Israel.


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith wants no one to rain on her parade when it comes to her revenge against Israel.

. . .

The group Catholic Satanists For Biden had been successfully established with two Catholic Satanist members of the U.S. Senate and a Catholic Satanist former head of Catholic Relief Services in key positions in the organization.

Cardinal Joseph “Nighty Night, Baby” Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey had recently shown that his political sympathies were similar to that of Catholic Satanists For Biden.

Cardinal Tobin had earned the moniker “Nighty Night, Baby” for a private message he had inadvertently turned into a public tweet when he messaged the Italian male soap opera star who often spent long periods of time at his beach house, “Nighty night, baby. I love you.”

A diocesan spokesman later said that the Archbishop actually intended to privately message his sister with the message.

If true, the Cardinal’s message had overtones of the relationships between brothers and sisters in ancient Egyptian Pharaohonic royalty.

Such is the state of modern American Catholic ecclesial support of the modern U.S. Democratic Party.

Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi was sitting at home watching the skies lit up by California wildfires as she burnt a little sage in front of a statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

She left the room momentarily as a crow flew in through the window, picked up the burning piece of sage in its beak and flew out the window heading off in the direction of the nearest forest.

Pelosi returned and without noticing the burning piece of sage was missing, she debated whether she should privately message on Twitter her nephew by marriage California Gov. Gavin Newsom with the words, “Nighty night, baby.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 16th
2020.

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The All Encompassing Covidocracy: Renfield On The Globalists, Technocratic Dictatorship and Pope Francis

September 12, 2020 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“We are living under the first global medical dictatorship in world history.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

Renfield: In a January 2019 essay on the overuse of the word “dystopia” in American political discourse, Miami University of Ohio professor Ryan J. Barrilleaux wrote that the defining features of an actual dystopia are, “social regimentation, dehumanization, abuse of technology, state terror, a new class of rulers, propaganda instead of truth, inevitable totalitarianism and the tragedy of the individual.”

Now I’m sure 90% of political, cultural and media leaders across the globe would no doubt say that any resemblance between Prof. Barrilleaux’s definition of the word “dystopia” and the year 2020 is purely coincidental.
That’s because today’s elites don’t want the vast majority of sheeple on the planet to wake up and realize the nightmare Brave New World they’re being herded into with a little bit of help from their (the elite’s) friends the Covid-1984 virus, the People’s Liberation Army, the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the Chinese Communist Party with important supporting roles played by the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans rioting and setting fires in America (better known as Antifa and BLM – BLM once thought to stand for Black Lives Matter but now we know really stands for Burn Loot Murder).
For social regimentation, we have obsessive-compulsive disorder handwashing regimen required of all of us, staying physically away from others, walking only in certain directions at the grocery store and not socializing with others are now the required acts of homage, fealty, veneration and worship we are now required to render unto the world’s technocratic Caesars.
For dehumanization, we now have face masks required in most businesses, most indoor places and an increasing number of outdoor places as well.
Technocrats can’t have people walking around as if they were created in the image of God or some such similar anachronism.
For abuse of technology, we now have the Big Tech giants such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Google censoring anybody who disagrees with the narrative set by the global elites who run these companies.
For state terror, there are ongoing examples of this spreading across what used to be the democratic world but the apotheosis of Covid 1984 state terror can be found in Australia’s Victoria state ruled over by that bloodthirsty down under guttersnipe Premier Daniel Andrews and I use the term “bloodthirsty down under guttersnipe” with all due respect.
States and cities ruled over by Democratic Party politicians in America also are growing examples of state terror particularly when it comes to churches and other places of worship.
I have no doubt that California Gov. Gavin Newsom longs to boldly go where Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews has gone before.
The new class of rulers are public “health experts” i.e. those who say that there are an infinite number of genders, a human in the womb with a beating heart is just a “clump of cells” and children should be able to attempt to “change” their sex.
This same gang of “geniuses” whose interpretations of data and projections (projections being guesses) are now to be regarded as infallible in today’s dystopian world.
For propaganda, we now have such Orwellian meaningless phrases as Staying Apart Keeps Us Together and of course every public health expert’s favourite line “social distancing”.
And of course even though the curve has been flattened and there’s only a one in 91 million chance of actually dying from the Coronavirus itself according to a recent Stanford University study, we must live in terror and fear and be obedient.
And of course our elites meanwhile continue to speak nonsense.
Nancy Pelosi, sporting her new ambushed hairstyle, tells us that Mother Earth is angry with us.
And that’s the reason for both the Covid-1984 virus and the California wildfires.
A non-mask wearing California Gov. Gavin Newsom says that climate change (and not arson) is to blame for the California wildfires.
The Pachamama worshipping Pope Francis will be issuing a new encyclical next month – on Fraternity- to be issued October 3rd in which Francis will say that the doctrines of the Freemasonic fraternity (condemned by every previous Pope dating back to Pope Clement XII in 1738) are now to be regarded as the doctrines of the Catholic Church.
Then on October 14th, Pope Francis will issue a directive that was to have been issued May 14th of this year (but got postponed due to the Covid-1984 virus) in which he says that Communism must be taught in every single Catholic institution of learning from parochial school and kindergarten right up to Catholic colleges and Universities.
Of course this has always been the case in most Catholic centers of learning in the Western world since that ecclesial disaster known as Vatican II but now it will have formal papal blessing.

The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama (worshipped by Pope Francis and other Modernist liberal Apostate Catholics) as she appeared to the ghost of Orson Welles.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 12th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The PRC’s Connection With U.S. Anarcho-Marxist Thugs and Hooligans

September 10, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a Party caucus meeting with his parliamentary colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana (Member of Parliament for Newbridge in Wales).

“What’s that card you have on your desk?” Morgana asked Renfield.

“It’s a GET SICK SOON card I just received from Boris Johnson,” Renfield answered.

“I take it that it’s the opposite of a Get Well Soon card,” Morgana smiled.

“That’s correct,” Renfield took the card and put it on his mantlepiece above his office fireplace where a bunch of other GET SICK SOON cards were displayed.

“Who are those other GET SICK SOON cards from?” Morgana inquired.

“From Russian President Vladimir Putin, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko, China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping, Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews, Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros,” Renfield replied.

“You seem to be very popular with the Hope You Catch Covid Soon crowd,” Morgana noted.

“Yes, that appears to be the case,” Renfield poured himself a brandy and offered one to Morgana which she declined.

She helped herself to a Lemonade Shandy instead.

“I was just reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on why the Chinese Consulate in Houston, Texas was closed,” Renfield browsed through the report.

“Didn’t U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo accuse them of stealing trade and technology secrets?” Morgana sipped her Shandy.

“Every Chinese consulate in the world does that but that was Pompeo’s official explanation,” Renfield read the report, “The real reason was because a group of PLA agents provocateur used that particular consulate as the home base for helping to direct the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who were conducting burning, looting and murdering riots in major cities across the U.S. in what America’s mainstream Marxist media referred to as peaceful protests,” Renfield answered.

“Wow, so the People’s Republic of China were helping to encourage these riots,” Morgana shook her head.

“Yes, there’s a South Korean geopolitical analyst called Kaheva on YouTube who released a video today saying that she thinks foreign spies are helping the rioters,” Renfield sipped his brandy, “She is correct on that although she said she didn’t know what country might be doing it. A geopolitical analyst friend of mine in Calgary discovered back in late July that the Chinese consulate in Houston was being closed because PLA agents provocateur had been using that as their base of operations to help support the Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionary riots throughout U.S. cities. And now the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has reached the same conclusion.”

“So do you still think these riots will lead to civil war in the U.S.?” Morgana ate her plate of Welsh rarebit.

“Yes, the left is already threatening to continue and even intensify the riots if Trump wins the election,” Renfield noted, “Joe Biden in a speech today or rather the fallen angel Mephistopheles speaking through Biden said, “Do you really think America will be less violent if Trump wins re-election?” in a tone of voice that clearly sounded like a threat. Of course it doesn’t matter which side wins the election in today’s polarized America. Neither side will accept defeat. And civil war will probably be the result.”


Film Noir genre style photo of Renfield and Morgana taken by the ghost of Orson Welles.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 10th
2020.

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Justin Trudeau Discusses Upcoming Throne Speech With Tezcatlipoca

September 9, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont was sitting with her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon in the Inn Lu Forbidden Palace Cafe in Sydney, Australia.

The restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu was complaining about once again having to bail out an acquaintance of his nicknamed Uncle Ernie from jail.

“This time he’s in jail for allegedly assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews in the buttocks,” Inn Lu complained, “That Uncle Ernie is a pain in the ass for everyone.”

Inn Lu walked away.

“Your friend Renfield,” Angelique Dumont asked, “Is he still on friendly terms with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson seeing as how Renfield briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet in Johnson’s short lived minority government prior to last December’s UK election which saw Johnson win an outright majority?”.

The Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield had served as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering in Johnson’s minority government cabinet.

When Johnson won a majority and no longer needed the support of the two person Transhumanist Party caucus to help keep him in power, Renfield found himself out of cabinet and once again sitting on the Opposition backbenches.

“I don’t know if Renfield and Johnson are still on friendly terms or not,” Amadeus admitted.

On the radio in the background the voice of Renfield could be heard, “With each and every passing day, Boris Johnson is more and more turning into an outright Apostle of the Antichrist.”

“No, I guess they’re not on friendly terms,” Amadeus commented.

. . .

In his greenhouse in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again inhaling pot smoke from his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

As he did so, Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (in this case pot smoking mirrors) appeared to Justin.

The deity had for a head a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

The deity’s right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally the right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror showed up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Whenever Tezcatlipoca spoke to Justin, it was usually pot smoke that emanated from the mirror.

This past August 18th, Justin Trudeau had prorogued (suspended) the Canadian Parliament on Tezcatlipoca’s advice.

A new Parliament would open this coming September 23rd with a new Speech From The Throne.

Tezcatlipoca was helping Justin write that speech.

The speech would contain various elements – each element was guaranteed to offend at least one of every single opposition party in the minority government Canadian House of Commons.

As such the Opposition parties would join together and defeat the Trudeau government in a non-confidence motion on the Throne Speech.

And Justin would be forced to call a Federal election.

Tezcatlipoca’s reasoning was the Canadian electorate would be so outraged with the Opposition parties forcing an election in the midst of a pandemic, they’d overwhelmingly vote for Justin and return him to power with a majority government.

Then Justin could do whatever he damned well please in running the country.

“At last,” Justin wept tears, “I’ll finally be able to turn Canada into the Marxist-Leninist dictatorship that my father always wanted but he was unable to complete the task.”

At that point a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror

and asked him,

“To what father are you referring? Pierre Elliot Trudeau or Fidel Castro?”.

Justin Trudeau turned ghostly white (even under all that blackface he was wearing) at the woman’s question.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 9th
2020.

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Renfield Tackles The Tinpot Dictator Down Under

September 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“The Victoria state government of Premier Daniel Andrews is Australia’s Vichy regime to Xi Jinping’s Thousand Year Reich.
That’s why he imposes despotic draconian lockdowns, sends in riot police (in the manner of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasheno) to crush protestors and arrests pregnant women when they voice their dissent with his policies on Facebook.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews.

The report showed close collusion between the Victoria Labour Party Government of Daniel Andrews in Melbourne and the Chinese Communist Party ever since Daniel Andrews became Premier of Victoria back in 2014.

Victoria Yang a Victoria Labour Party staffer with links to the Chinese Communist Party and a friend of Daniel Andrews’ senior China advisor Marty Mei recently came up with the theory that the U.S. was responsible for creating Covid-19 and was using its army to spread the virus across the globe.

Comrade Dan or Chairman Dan as the Victoria Premier was called had effectively turned Australia’s Victoria state into an economic vassal of Communist China boldly signing up to Xi Jinping’s new Silk Road policy.

Comrade Dan criticized Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s National Government in Canberra for cancelling foreign deals with China.

Lastly the Set Enterprises report noted the similarities in the way Daniel Andrews handled anti-lockdown protests in Melbourne with the way the new Hong Kong Security Law of Xi Jinping’s Hong Kong Police handled protestors in Hong Kong and the way the security forces of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko handled protestors in Minsk.

Renfield put in a call to the Set Enterprises eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship The Hooterville Cannonball which was currently flying in the Asia-Pacific region.

Hours later as kangaroos and koala bears stood outside Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ office holding signs that read WE DARE CALL IT TREASON,
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews felt a sharp prick into his buttocks as if some invisible entity was shoving a needle into it.

The needle went through the Josef Stalin walrus moustache that was growing on Andrews’ left buttock and went all the way through narrowly missing the Adolf Hitler moustache that was growing on Andrews’ right testicle.

An SS-Gestapo and KGB style security officer working for Andrews and who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had injected the needle.

The call went out around Melbourne.

In an empty Melbourne movie theatre meanwhile Uncle Ernie had entered it to give a performance as his drag queen altar ego Cumelita.

Sadly there was no one inside and forgetting what day of the year it was, Uncle Ernie thought it was Easter and so he went to his dressing room back stage and put on his Easter Bunny costume.

He exited the theatre where he was immediately thrown to the ground and handcuffed while some Imperial Stormtrooper looking official spoke through a megaphone, “You’re under arrest for assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ buttocks.”

The Easter bunny attired Uncle Ernie was then thrown into the back of a police van and taken to Secret Police Headquarters for interrogation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 8th
2020.

Vril Society psychic medium Maria Orsic forseeing the events of September 8th 2020 on her Nazi prototype laptop on this date back in 1943.

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