FrankenScience and The Neo-Stalinist Neo- Pol Pot State

October 18, 2021 at 10:51 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of the obnoxious Frankenscientist Dr. Anthony Fauci giving another one of his many obnoxious television interviews to brainless mainstream media types.

“The vaccinated should be allowed to enjoy the Holiday season,” Dr. Fauci grinned stupidly, “Not so the unvaccinated.”

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee then entered the studio and cut off the head of the Frankenscientist Fauci as he sat there with yet another obnoxious smirk on his face.

He then cut up the Frankenscientist into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to gather up the remains of the Frankenscientist and carry them down to Tartarus.

Santa Claus arrived briefly from the North Pole and put in a jolly old laugh, “Ho-ho-ho! Bratty little Anthony Fauci the most obnoxious little twit ever to grace my Naughty Not Nice list! You’ll be spending Christmas down in Hell! Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!”.

. . .

Bill Gates was having dinner at 10 Downing Street in London with Boris Johnson to discuss “Global Britain”.

Crowds stood out outside the UK Prime Minister’s residence shouting “Arrest Bill Gates”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield held a guillotine with a painted sign that said, “Please insert your Bill here.”

. . .

The ghost of Lenin was having a press conference with Asclepius the Greek god of medicine in front of the silent movie set statue of Moloch in front of Rome’s Colosseum.

Pope Francis was standing behind Lenin and Asclepius holding a Pachamama doll and doing a dance in front of Moloch’s idol singing, “Come on let’s do the Pachamama with me…”

Lenin’s ghost cleared his throat and announced, “Health-Communism is the perfect set up for the New World Order aka The Great Reset aka Build Back Better.
Yes, Health-Communism is the perfect set up because the same people who made the virus also made the vaccine.
And this set up can take care of four-birds of population control with two stones.

1. The virus kills those who are old, obese or weak.

2. The “vaccine” kills a whole bunch of people who are deemed socially compliant.

3. The booster shots will kill even more of the ultra-compliant especially for those deemed by the state to be extremely manipulatable.

4. The refusers of the jab (the non-compliant) are even more easily labelled a “threat to society” under health-communism than any of the previous regimes of economic communism.”

The vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) picked up where Lenin had left off (after Lenin had been carried off by the three-headed dog Cerberus since his day parole from Tartarus had now expired).

Said Tomi/Trotsky, “The vaccine is truly more about identifying social compliance than it is medicine.
And this is becoming more apparent every day with how many people who have had the jab are currently in hospital with Covid.
Remember the initial stages of any Communist genocide is to sift out the compliant vs. the non-compliant.
This is why Pol Pot first killed the educated people and also the religious people in the Khmer Rouge killing fields of Cambodia in the 1970s.
But eventually they came for all the Cambodians.”

Meanwhile over at 10 Downing Street, Boris Johnson quipped after the ghost of Pol Pot had made a remark about Bill Gates, “Wow talk about the pot calling the kettle black” as Gates brewed up a population reduction cup of tea.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 18th
2021.

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Morons While Stalin’s Saints Keep Marching On

October 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was about to get off a bus.

A fellow with a stupid looking expression on his face beat him to the back door exit (the fellow was so stupid looking that Pan guessed he was probably a supporter of vaccine mandates).

Anyways when the green light went on, the fellow was too stupid to wave his hand in front of the spot that said WAVE HERE to open the door.

Goatee was finally forced to wave his hand in front of the spot while the idiot in front of him stood totally clueless.

As the idiot got off the bus and stood there looking stupid, an ugly looking woman (of the thin ugly looking stoat variety according to the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) ran in front of Goatee to get on the bus Goatee just got off.

Goatee immediately beheaded the thin ugly stoat and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He did the same to her moronic looking boyfriend who ran alongside her.

He beheaded the jerk with incredibly bad taste in women and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Goatee then went after the stupid looking idiot who did not know how to get off a bus.

“If you had known how to get off a bus, bozo, or at least stepped aside until I got off in front of you, I wouldn’t have had the misfortune of having that ugly looking creature run in front of me,” Goatee pointed out, “If you’re too stupid to know how to ride a bus, then don’t ride a bus, asshole.”

Goatee then beheaded the idiot and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

The idiot would not be riding a bus ever again.

Goatee then rushed to get on the next bus.

A fat ugly blimp (on the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos) decided to walk past Goatee to go up to flirt with the bus driver.

The bus driver must not have been from Calgary originally because he turned down the fatso uglo’s flirtations.

The fat ugly blimp on her way to the back of the bus (where she should have stayed) found herself being beheaded by Pan Goatee and cut up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat arrived on the bus to carry the fat ugly blimp’s remains down to Tartarus.

“This is bringing back memories of why I’ve stopped riding the bloody Calgary Transit System,” Goatee commented, “Too many uglos and morons riding it.”

As Celine Dion used to sing, “It’s all coming back to me now…”

. . .

Celine Dion would not be singing the song My Heart Will Go On in the case of a 17-year-old Ontario hockey player Sean Hartman who died of a heart attack two weeks after receiving the vaccine jab against Covid.

Sean Hartman who had been playing hockey in Beeton, Ontario since he was 5 years old absolutely loved playing hockey.

But he wouldn’t be allowed to play hockey this season unless he got vaccinated.

So he got vaccinated and two weeks later he was dead.

At the same time, Public Health Ontario dryly released a report covering vaccination data from December 2020 to August 7th 2021 and dryly concluded “the highest reporting rate of myocarditis/pericarditis was observed in males age 18-24 years following second dose.”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of British MP Renfield R. Renfield overseeing the execution of New South Wales Chief Health Officer Dr. Kerry Chant by firing squad.

Dr. Kerry Chant was the ugly looking airhead who said, “A Covid-forever New World Order is the New Normal.”

Dr. Kerry Chant was wearing a hood over her head to prevent the firing squad from barfing all over the place which would have occurred if they saw her repulsively ugly and stupid looking face.

New South Wales would not have suffered any problems in the first place if Pan Goatee had been a citizen of that state.

Michelangelo applauded vigourously with his lobster claws as Dr. Kerry Chant was blown away to kingdom come by Renfield’s firing squad.

Meanwhile as a result of the massive vaccination campaign going on in the Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinst Nazi Police State of Victoria in Australia, that state just got a new record of 2,297 new cases in a single day and 62.65% of those cases were among the double dosed.

Michelangelo sees people lining up to take the vaccine shot and as they do so, the Haitian Vodou spirit of Baron Samedi sings his own paraphrased version of an old New Orleans spiritual hymn,

“When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
When Stalin’s saints come marching in,
you better be, be, be in that number
When Stalin’s saints come marching in…”

Those lining up either keel over and die after getting the shot or turn into living dead zombies with their flesh falling off and wander the streets in search of brains.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 16th
2021.

Baron Samedi partying it up with a female disciple and singing, “When Stalin’s saints keep marching in…”

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Galileo Revisited In The 21st Century

October 15, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As Joe Biden was listening to the cheers of the crowd shouting “Let’s go Brandon!” (to his ears and his mind) while being pelted with rotten eggs and tomatoes, another Brandon- Brandon Goodwin of the NBA Atlanta Hawks was suffering from blood clots that he got from the Covid “vaccine”.

Blood clots that may have ended his season and possibly his career.

The NBA told him to keep quiet.

The NBA like every other institution in the times of Covid were “children of lies’ serving the “father of lies” – the Devil.

Meanwhile up in the Artic Circle at a place called Not Guantanamo Bay, commandos were torturing an Alberta judge who was aiding and abetting the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact Alliance.

The judge had the words I AM A NAZI LIKE THE AHS carved into his chest with a butcher knife prior to gasoline being poured on his head and then being set aflame.

Osiris complained to his son Horus, “Adherents of our New World Order are being put out of commission although fortunately most of the global mainstream media is on our side in covering that up. I imagine my not so good brother and brother-in-law Set is behind this.”

Horus added, “To say nothing nothing of his former Chief of Security turned British MP Renfield R. Renfield.”

Meanwhile on the island of Taiwan, which was currently under threat of invasion by Xi Jinping’s PLA, covid deaths prior to the island’s massive vaccination campaign had stood at 10.

Now after the island’s massive vccination campaign, Covid deaths had increased by 836 to 846 in total.

And yet Dr. Robert Malone (the inventor of mRNA technology) was still being condemned by everyone for his unorthodox idea that it is the “vaccinated” who are the superspreaders of the more deadly variants of the virus just like Galileo Galilei was condemned back in the early 1600s for his unorthodox idea that the earth revolved around the sun.

Morons, idiots and imbeciles in today’s world were always blubbering on about “Follow the science” because if they followed the History of Science, it might cause these retards to reach the logical conclusion that whatever was the prevailing “scientific orthodoxy” of the day might not necessarily reflect what actually is but only someone’s interpretation of what actually is.

And the majority interpretation of the “science” might be wrong and the minority interpretation of the “science” might be right.

Moving with the speed of a 21st Century version of the old Inquisition, the New England Journal of Medicine had now officially blocked the “heretic” Dr. Robert Malone’s known IP addresses from accessing the New England Journal of Medicine on-line.

And as soon as the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Fascist tech giants (Google, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram) and the mainstream media- who were all branches of the secularist Neo-Inquisition – had whipped up the brainless masses of the world into accepting a Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (just like they had whipped up the brainless masses of the world into accepting an Orwellian 1984 Animal Farm dystopia and an Aldous Huxley Brave New World dystopia that they called the “New Normal” and the “New Reality”) then books and print magazines could be burnt and “heretics” wouldn’t have access to anything.

And just as the Catholic Church of the early 17th Century had backed the “orthodox” geocentric solar system astronomers against the “heretic heliocentrist” Galileo so the Catholic Church of the early 21st Century – Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Pope Francis)’s sodomite ridden Neo-Bolshevik Communist Vatican- backed the “vaccines” as the new manna falling from Heaven (instead of the ancient poison rising from Hell that it is) to replace the Body of Christ (consecrated bread) and Blood of Christ (consecrated wine) that the Church had previously given for millenia.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 15th
2021.

Evil Inquisitor (with a voice as soft and melodious as that of Vincent Price): You will quickly discover, my dear, that we have ways of making people take the vaccine.

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This Neo-Plato’s Republic Is A Satanic Dystopia and Harry Potter’s Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge’s Mainstream Media Is Fighting To Preserve It

October 14, 2021 at 11:00 pm (books, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, magic, Mythology, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving a Thursday night podcast.

“Dr. Robert Malone who’s the inventor of mRNA technology maintains that it’s the fully vaccinated who are the Covid superspreaders.
The spike protein given to vaccinated people sheds within their bodies and then passes on a far deadlier variant of Covid to others.
In a fully vaccinated society like the State of Israel they pass on deadly variants of the virus to one another.
That’s why in fully vaccinated places like Israel, the United Kingdom, the American state of Vermont and the city of Waterford, Ireland, all the hospitalizations and deaths have been occurring among the fully vaccinated.
In the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan where there WAS a large percentage of people who didn’t get vaccinated, that’s why the first massive hospitalizations and deaths were occurring among the unvaccinated (unless of course the SS-Gestapo AHS (Alberta Health Services) and its brainless Saskatchewan SS-Gestapo counterpart were lying about the statistics which is always a very real possibility).
Dr. Malone has likened what’s going on with today’s Covid vaccines to the illegal medical experiments conducted by Nazi Germany.”

Malone points out that:

“During the Second World War, Jews and other ethnic groups were subjected to horrible experimental research. And they justified it by saying it was for the common good.”

Renfield then interjected at this point that “for the common good” was a favourite expression used by Pope Francis and his numerous “useful idiots” bishops, priests and theologians that were his most ardent supporters.

Malone said that the Western world agreed at Nuremberg in 1946 that “we weren’t going to do that anymore. Yet from time to time we seem to forget and of course Tuskegee is one example and frankly this is another example.”

Renfield then mentioned, “Using the guidelines established by Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge and the brainless mainstream media to slander Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for daring to say that Voldemort had returned as recorded in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, various lying and deceptive so-called “fact checkers” for the mainstream media have tried to blatheringly argue that these experimental mRNA vaccines are not in violation of the Nuremberg Code as they are “vaccines” and not “experiments” to quote their Goebbelesque propaganda rhetoric. Well, I’ve got news for you assholes, if these were actually “vaccines” and not “experiments currently ongoing”, then they wouldn’t have required EUA (Emergency Use Authorization), assholes.”

Renfield then pushed a button where a curtain rose on a tank where a bunch of people were being thrown in to be eaten by crocodiles.

“These crocodiles,” Renfield grinned, “have been specially trained by the Miss Manners School of Veterinary Etiquette and Good Manners to chew their food slowly and delicately and not to gulp them down whole hog. This gives the added benefit of these assholes being thrown in to the tank and being eaten to undergo severely excruciating pain as their bodily parts such as fingers, toes, arms, legs, knees, thighs, elbows, hips, etc. are slowly eaten by the crocodiles and of course the assholes’ heads are eaten last.”

“By the way all these assholes being eaten in the “most delightful way” to quote Julie Andrews’ Mary Poppins are all “fact checkers” whose lies and distortions have appeared on the first page of Google Search Results when you google the term Nuremberg Code. These “fact checkers” supposedly “debunking” how these vaccines are not violations of the Nuremberg Code did not show up when a Calgary based geopolitical analyst googled the term Nuremberg Code a few weeks ago. Today they did. Which goes to show that the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact tech giant Google as well as lying and deceptive presstitute media whore “fact checkers” are acting like the lying mainstream media back in the day of Cornelius Fudge’s tenure as Minister of Magic when they deliberately slandered Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for claiming that Voldemort had returned.”

Renfield continued, “As many of you no doubt do not know since you seem to believe everything that Big Government, Big Business (especially Big Pharma) and the forever lying mainstream media tell you, we “are living in a world of fools” (to quote the Bee Gees) which is a Neo-Plato’s Republic turned satanic dystopia.

Set Enterprises’ commandos who are working to overthrow this satanic New World Order (an unholy alliance between the vampire Set’s brother Osiris and the vampire Set’s ancient enemy Apophis) tracked down all the asshole “fact checkers” whose Goebbelesque propaganda appeared on the first page of Google Search Results on the term Nuremberg Code.

These asshole “fact checkers” have been brought here to put their money where the crocodiles’ mouths are.

These crocodiles with impeccable good manners and etiquette and who in refined dignified fashion chew their food slowly are doing just that as can be seen by the fact that the asshole “fact checkers” are loudly screaming their heads off with each dignified and refined crocodile bite.”

“By the way,” Renfield smiled his pearly white teeth at the camera, “these asshole “fact checkers” being slowly eaten alive by crocodiles is not a medical experiment. It’s just good old fashioned medieval torture and ancient eye for an eye retribution. So it’s not in violation of the Nuremberg Code. God bless you and good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 14th
2021.

Mirabella Francesca Franconia (Parliamentary Secretary and Executive Assistant to British MP Renfield R. Renfield) attentively and appreciatively paying attention to her boss’ Thursday night podcast

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October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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Ichabod and Ickabob

October 10, 2021 at 11:27 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over Australia in the Set Enterprises’ dirigible airship The Wild Colonial Boy.

This airship like all of Set’s airship fleet was very eco-friendly and environmentally friendly and was powered by a cannabis engine.

The Wild Colonial Boy however ran on a very special high octane form of cannabis.

This cannabis had been developed by Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie back at the Hotel California in the Summer of ’69.

A large amount of this cannabis managed to eventually find its way into a Vancouver apartment that was rented out in 1978 by Canadian singer Bryan Adams.

Which was a good thing.

Because the recipe for this type of cannabis was immediately forgotten by Uncle Ernie right after he made it.

The same was the case for every other type of drug made by Uncle Ernie.

As those who suscribe to Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Uberhigh Club by mail say, “You never get the same type of drug from Uncle Ernie twice.”

Seeds from Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis eventually found their way to auction at Sotheby’s in London in the summer of 2021.

Where they were purchased by the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set beating out both George Soros and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman in bidding.

And now Renfield was flying around the world from London England to Sydney Australia in just 10 minutes using the super power octane like cannabis engine that ran on Uncle Ernie’s Summer of ’69 Hotel California cannabis.

Uncle Ernie had beat NASA, Jeff Bezos, Sir Richard Branson and Elon Musk all to Hell.

By powering a 1930s style very old fashioned dirigible.

And not even knowing it.

As he stood on an empty Sydney stage in a near empty Sydney theatre singing the title role of his drag queen Cumelita as he was unintentionally setting his girdle on fire.

The only person in the Sydney theatre was Daniel Andrews the Neo-Stalinist and Neo-Maoist tyrant Premier of Victoria state a neighbouring state of the state of New South Wales (New South Wales’ capital was Sydney).

Andrews being a globalist elitist and not a mere simple pleb was not subject to his own draconian lockdown rules (or anyone else’s for that matter).

He sat in the theatre not wearing a mask or pants or even a condom as he sat pleasuring himself like American children’s show TV host Pee-wee Herman in a porno theatre.

The seat would of course have to be steam cleaned afterwards.

. . .

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was showing his boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set blown up and magnified images of what was on microscopic slides showing samples from both the Moderna and Pfizer “vaccines” (really mRNA genetic serums) for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO World Health Organization).

The nanobots and nano-organisms in the “vaccine” were magnified an infinite number of times.

An octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in one sample.

And another octopus like micro-organism moved itself off the slide in another sample.

“The Set Enterprises’ Intelligence Unit is investigating the possibility that Bill Gates’ paid help managed to extract DNA from Cthulhu,” Dr. Rocher explained.

“And it’s through this,” Set asked, “that my brother and brother-in-law Osiris (so beloved by Freemasons everywhere) intends to rule the world?”.

Dr. Rocher nodded.

“And do you have a name for this octopus like micro-organism?” Set inquired.

“I call it Ickabob,” Dr. Cadbury Rocher answered.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles was reading a huge leather bound volume on Vampires and Ghosts that he had borrowed from the personal library of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“Did you know that Katrina Van Tassel became a vampiress?” Welles asked Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

“She did?” Dracul was shocked, “Katrina Van Tassel who was fought over by two men the mortal schoolteacher Ichabod Crane and the ghostly Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow?”.

“That’s right,” Welles nodded as he sipped a ghostly glass of spectral red wine.

“I don’t drink… wine,” the voice of Bela Lugosi could be heard coming from the nearby television set which was showing the 1931 film Dracula.

“How did she become a vampiress?” Van Helsing asked.

“Dracula was visiting upstate New York at the time and gave her a hickey,” Welles answered.

When Van Helsing went back to his London apartment, he found vampiress Katrina Van Tassel inside.

Katrina Van Tassel

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 10th
2021.

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October 2019: Fauci Plots Release of Virus From China To Bring About A Universal mRNA Flu Vaccine

October 9, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report prepared by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

The Unit had discovered a video of a meeting that Dr. Anthony Fauci had had with HHS (the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services) back in October 2019.

Fauci and the HHS wanted to find a way to impose a universal flu vaccine on the citizens of the world.

Fauci wanted a vaccine that wasn’t really a vaccine but rather an mRNA genetic serum.

Trouble was it would probably take another 10 years before approval of mRNA testing on humans would be given.

Fauci’s solution: “We blow the system up.”

His suggestion was to disrupt the bureaucratic process and cut through all the red tape using an “entity of excitement” possibly the release of “an avian flu virus from China” that would allow them to bring in Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) of “a global RNA vaccine to be tested out on the public”.

Of course as it turned out, it wasn’t an avian flu virus from China that would be released out upon the world.

It was a bat Coronavirus virus for which Dr. Anthony Fauci had been financing Gain-of-Function research into at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

It was for this reason that for the past year and a half Renfield had been maintaining that Dr. Anthony Fauci should be tried with Crimes Against Humanity, found guilty and then be taken out and shot by firing squad.

Renfield felt the same process should be proscribed for George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Xi Jinping as well.

. . .

Zeus was having dinner with his brothers Hades (god of the Underworld) and Poseidon (god of the ocean).

“Ny son Apollo is up to something,” Zeus said as he bit into a huge slice of roast beef.

“Mermaids have been telling me that he’s worried about his son Aclepius,” Poseidon bit into a huge lobster that would have made Set Enterprises’ clairvoyant employee Michelangelo wince.

“The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles (who belongs to a race of beings even older than us Olympians or our predecessors the Titans) recently demanded that I release Asclepius from the realm of the Underworld along with the ghost of the Renaissance alchemist Dr. Johann Georg Faust,” Hades bit into a huge dish of Bavarian magic mushrooms.

“That’s interesting,” Zeus ordered a bottle of Corona beer.

“It happened once before,” Hades pulled a mushroom out of his beard.

“It did?” Zeus was quizzical.

“Yes, back in the late 1930s Mephistopheles had requsted that I release Asclepius from the Underworld,” Hades ordered some more wine.

“Faust was still alive in the 1930s, wasn’t he?” Poseidon asked.

“Yes, Faust didn’t die until 2011 when Renfield R. Renfield who was then the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering For Set Enterprises at the time hired an Irish arsonist to burn him alive until he was dead,” Hades replied.

. . .

It was May 8th 1945 and the Greek goddess Hera (Queen of Olympus) was in a cheap Bed and Breakfast room in Cornwall with the ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Hera: So Germany has now surrendered?

Set: Yes, but I hear the American OSS (Office of Strategic Services) is now working to bring the most brilliant Nazi psychiatrists and behavioural scientists to America.
So I suspect a Fourth Reich will someday arise in America.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 9th
2021.

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Is The Cure Worse Than The Disease?

October 8, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“The vaccine wasn’t developed for the virus. The virus was developed for the vaccine.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

While the mainstream media was busy blathering away the latest globlalist propaganda bullshit and political leaders all across the globe were coming down like the Full Adolf and the Full Stalin on their citizens, the ghosts of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were calmly sitting in the sitting room of the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Holmes was smoking a pipe and Watson was enjoying a spot of tea.

The two had been dispensationally released from the Underworld of Hades at the request of Anubis who was Set’s jackal-headed son.

“So, Watson, we know that back in the late 20-teens, the egotistical jackass Dr. Anthony Fauci (good friend of Bill Gates and other leading globalists) had started funding Gain-of-Function research specifically into the bat coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Then sometime in the late autumn of 2019/early winter of 2020 (right after the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had welcomed the demonic dragon/human female shapeshifting Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama into the Vatican) reports of a strange respiratory disease started surfacing in the city of Wuhan. The WHO (whose biggest funders are Bill Gates and the Chinese Communist regime in Beijing) blamed it on market stalls selling bats at a Wuhan wet market. Unbiased evidence suggests that the virus was actually released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology itself.
Now the question is, was it intentional or accidental?
Donald Trump in 2020 had ordered Operation Warpspeed against the Sars-Cov-2 Virus called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO and called the Wuhan CCP Virus by intelligent people.
He had not ordered Warpspeed using regular vaccines but rather mRNA genetic serums which in 20 years of unsuccessful experiments on animals had killed off every single animal they had experimented on.
So what was good enough for animals was certainly good enough for humans as far as Big Pharma (the big pharmaceutical companies) was concerned.
Interesting Watson that pharmakeia the Greek word for pharmaceuticals is also the Greek word for sorcery as found in the Book of The Apocalypse Revelation 18:23 “For by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
Turning to the most recent statistics, the Vermont Department of Health (Vermont, home of Neo-Menshevik Bernie Sanders, is the most vaccinated state per capita in the American nation) has admitted that 76% of Covid deaths in Vermont the past month occurred in the fully vaccinated.
In fact the only places in the world where it is claimed according to the latest statistics (which may be damned lies in Benjamin Disraeli’s opinion) that it is the unvaccinated who are the majority in dying is in the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Much chicanery and skulduggery is going on in those provinces.
Just as Albus Dumbledore had Hermione Granger in his army, so too Voldemorte has a Hermione (last name unknown) and it is her and her disciples at work in the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
As you may not know, Watson, since you practiced medicine in a time when medicine actually was an honourable profession, these experimental gene-transfer Covid vaccines produce the loaded weapon of a toxic spike protein.
And this spike protein itself is independently pathnogenic.
So it’s possible that this “vaccine” with its independently pathnogenic spike protein is worse than the original Covid virus itself.
And it’s the pathnogenic spike protein in the Pfizer and Covid “vaccines” (genetic serums) that may in fact be the Delta variant that’s killing so many people vaccinated and unvaccinated alike.

The ghost of Orson Welles then ran an ancient film projector that showed the Nuremberg Rally of 1938 which showed a holographic image of Bill Gates being projected from the future saying, “It’s about the population control, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab saying, “It’s also about the Transhumanism, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) carrying his seminary report card prominently displaying an “F” in Latin and an “F” in Doctrinal Theology and saying, “Has anybody seen my Pachamama?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 8th
2021.

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Housing Crisis, Battle of Lepanto and Possible Communist Chinese Invasion of Taiwan

October 7, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Life, News, Personal essays, Vampire novel)

Personal Note:

Well the bums at the Calgary co-op community housing association who own the house I rent a room in have kicked me out since I didn’t want to move into a house owned by the inept and incompetent City of Calgary Housing Corporation.

Fortunately I have some money in my bank account and so I’m currently staying in a room in a hotel.

I was unable to get ahold of a few people I know at the Spanish language Church I attend.

Otherwise I might have been able to stay with them a few days.

-Christopher, October 7th 2021.

Historical Note: Today October 7th 2021 is the 450th anniversary of the Battle of Lepanto in which the Holy League Navy established by Pope Saint Pius V defeated the Ottoman Empire Imperial Navy of Ali Pasha.

The Holy League victory of October 7th 1571 saved Western Europe from Ottoman Turkish invasion.

Geopolitical Note: Since last Friday October 1st the People’s Republic of China has flown over 150 plane sorties into Taiwanese airspace.

Senile old fool Joe Biden announced yesterday that he and Communist Chinese despot Xi Jinping have both agreed over the phone to adhere to the Tawainese Agreement made between Richard M. Nixon and Mao Tse-tung back in the early 1970s.

Renfield is pissed off and is mad as Hell note:

“If those Gestapo from the Calgary Community Housing Association hadn’t arrived at a house just as a certain Calgary geopolitical analyst was about to watch an episode of his favourite soap opera The Young and The Restless (just when it looked like Victoria Newman was about to marry Ashlyn Locke at a wedding in Tuscany too- the bastards!), his whole day wouldn’t have been interrupted and set back by several hours and he’d have written a brilliant chapter about me comparing that Joe Biden-Xi Jinping phone call on the Taiwan Agreement to the Munich Agreement signed between Neville Chamberlain and Adolf Hitler.”

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Hudson Valley Halloween Horror

October 5, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, Gothic poem, Gothic romance, Horror, Humour, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Vincent: I’m afraid, cousin Jenny, that cousin Floyd will be unable to dine with us this evening.

Jenny: Why ever not?

Vincent: He had the misfortune of being eaten by a black jaguar in the woods last night.

Jenny: A black jaguar in the Hudson River Valley?

Vincent: No doubt the poor creature was a long ways from home. Which may explain why not much was left of Floyd when he was found. Only his right ear and the thumb on his left hand which was tattooed with a drawing of Napoleon. How they were able to identify him.

Jenny: How positively awful.

Vincent: I’ll say. He owed me $100. Money that I suppose now will never be repaid.

Jenny: What was he doing walking in the woods?

Vincent: No one is sure. The only thing known for sure is that he was wearing a pink nightgown while walking in the woods.

Jenny: So that’s why they called him Pink Floyd.

Vincent: Undoubtedly.

Jenny: Whatever happened to that nutty woman they found walking in the woods last week?

Vincent: The one who claimed to have come from the year 2021 and believed herself to be a female Christ saying if people vaccinated themselves, they were Apostles of her love.

“That’s the one,” Jenny nodded.

“I had her burnt at the stake as a witch,” Vincent answered.

“Burnt at the stake?” Jenny was shocked.

“Yes, there was some old wood I was wanting to get rid of,” Vincent nodded, “so I killed two birds with one stone.”

A pair of large black ravens fell from the sky.

“She was a witch?” Jenny turned pale.

“Yes the demons Moloch, Baal and Baphomet visited her room at the village inn,” Vincent explained, “where they jabbed the innkeeper’s daughter with a needle and she died.”

“Awful,” Jenny shook her head.

“There is much evil in the land,” Vincent noted just as the clock was 5 minutes shy of twelve, “Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand and whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down must stand and face the hounds of Hell and rot inside a corpse’s shell.”

“There’s a three headed dog out there,” Jenny gasped as she looked out the window.

“That would be Cerberus,” Vincent explained.

Vincent went over to his sitting room book shelf and grabbed a volume of ancient Koine Greek and looked up the words for “Sit” and “Good boy”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 5th
2021.

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