Semiramis On The Night of The Hunter’s Moon
Semiramis the Queen of Babylon on the Night of The Hunter’s Moon
The full moon in October is called the Hunter’s Moon.
And Semiramis the Queen of Babylon was out standing in the moonlight in the backyard gardens and gazebo grounds of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London estate.
The Queen of Babylon was not sure why she was there on this night of all nights.
The Night of the Hunter’s Moon.
She just felt drawn to come here tonight for some reason.
The Hunter’s Moon, Semiramis thought.
Interesting as she recalled her husband Nimrod of many millenia ago was called in Genesis Chapter 10 “a mighty hunter against the Lord”.
Today Nimrod the once “mighty man” is a little green frog who is occasionally seen in the company of the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith, is also seen in the company of the cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus and also serves as an advisor to NASA on the Artemis moon rocket program (even though he knows nothing whatsoever about building moon rockets).
Semiramis suddenly heard footsteps approaching as she stood alongside the gazebo landing.
It was Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing approaching.
In his right hand he carried a suitcase containing video footage of Russian President Vladimir Putin making out with various high-priced escort call girls in the Catherine The Great Moscow Hilton Hotel in downtown Moscow Russia which is owned by Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff.
Van Helsing and Set Enterprises were hoping to use the video footage to blackmail Putin and prevent him from launching a nuclear attack on Ukraine or the West.
Van Helsing could have sent the video footage to Set Enterprises via the Internet but thought the video footage might be destroyed by Russian hackers or the American CIA’s Science and Research Division (that had been headed by the Operation Paperclip landed immigrant Nazi vampire Dr. Eichmann Mengele since 1950) which wanted global nuclear war or Google just because the technocrats who run Google are a bunch of assholes.
“Van Helsing,” Semiramis gasped.
The Queen of Babylon had encountered Van Helsing on previous occasions.
“Semiramis,” Van Helsing acknowledged the Queen of Babylon.
“Has anyone ever told you that you’re the spitting image of Carson Cody Albion the private eye?” Semiramis asked.
“A few people have told me that,” Van Helsing answered, “Isn’t Carson Cody Albion the private eye supposed to be immortal? In the same way that Sherrielock Holmes the lesser known twin sister of Sherlock Holmes is likewise literally immortal? Although Sherrielock became immortal as a result of eating a Lingzhi Supernatural Mushroom omelette and drinking a Lingzhi Supernatural Mushroom milkshake. I have no how idea how Carson Cody Albion became literally immortal.”
“Rumour has it,” Semiramis answered, “that he became immortal after drinking milk from the sexy incredible well endowed breasts of my very beautiful and very young looking mother the Syro-Phoenician goddess Atargatis.”
“Really,” Van Helsing was intrigued, “Any idea where your mother is now?”.
“None, whatsoever,” Semiramis replied.
Van Helsing loked disappointed.
He’d have to continue searching for Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth in Florida.
A sudden rumble came from the night sky.
Semiramis and Van Helsing looked up.
It was the Celtic stag god Cernunnos chasing a demon elk.
A couple of years ago a Calgary based geopolitical analyst friend of Renfield’s had written a blog post (out of the blue) about a demon elk seated on a throne in Rome’s catacombs who was being worshipped by a group of Cardinals and Western world political leaders.
Today at the Spanish language evangelical church the geopolitical analyst attended a woman described an experience she had this past Tuesday where she had encountered a demonic looking elk on a highway in Idaho.
The elk smashed her windshield and the woman had to keep her eyes closed so that the glass that covered her face wouldn’t enter her eyes and she’d go blind.
She was rushed to hospital by ambulance where all the glass that surrounded her eyes was carefully removed and thanks to prayer and the amazing team of doctors and nurses, her eyes were saved.
That same Tuesday the geopolitical analyst was having a dream about the Celtic stag god Cernunnos hunting a demon elk.
He was awakened by his bozo landlord who needed to get into his room to the electric control panel in his room so he could momentarily shut off all the power in the house.
The bozo landlord did so.
And did so without stepping on the geopolitical analyst’s tablet that was being charged on the floor.
However the landlord was making such a racket upstairs, the geopolitical analyst decided to go get a haircut as he needed one.
When he got home, he was shocked to discover his tablet and his cord and plug in complete disarray on the floor as the bozo landlord had stepped all over it.
His tablet that had a perfect appearance for years was now full of cracks.
He had been getting severe eyestrain the past few days from trying to read and write on it.
But that was obviously nothing to the terror that this woman in his church must have felt this past Tuesday over the fact that she could possibly go blind with her face and eyelids covered in glass from the broken windshield on her car after her car made contact with a demonic looking elk on a road in Idaho.
Ironically enough, the geopolitical analyst had recently written a blog post about Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie on a road in Idaho.
And then this woman’s testimony regarding her eyes and eyesight in Church on this Sunday October 9th 2022.
Another amazing thing is this Calgary based geopolitical analyst was raised Anglican and in the Canadian Anglican Book of Common Prayer, October 9th is the Memorial Commemorative Date of Robert Grosseteste a scholar who became the Bishop of Lincoln and died in the year 1253.
Robert Grosseteste studied the science of optics and wrote extensively on the subject.
He also invented the first pair of glasses ever invented in medieval Europe.
Robert Grosseteste also taught the young Roger Bacon science.
Roger Bacon was also the medieval philosopher who invented the Baconian scientific method (It can be found in Roger Bacon’s Magnum Opus which was one of the geopolitical analyst’s favourite books in the Medieval Philosophy class he took at the University of Alberta)).
Scholars of the Enlightenment couldn’t handle the idea of a 13th Century Franciscan monk inventing the Baconian Scientific Method so they lied and claimed that it was the late 16th and early 17th Century Protestant and Rosicrucian Freemason Francis Bacon (who conveniently had the same last name) that came up with the Baconian scientific method.
So in a matter dealing with eyes, a geopolitical analyst has had severe eyestrain the past week from trying to read and write on a cracked tablet, a woman almost lost her eyesight after her car windshield came crashing in during an encounter with a demonic looking elk on an Idaho highway and the geopolitical analyst found all this out in Church on the Anglican Memorial Commemorative Day of Robert Grosseteste the Bishop of Lincoln who studied the science of Optics and invented the first pair of eye glasses in medieval Europe.
A dream about a demon elk, an actual encounter with a demonic looking elk this past Tuesday.
Anything else?
Well the Calgary based geopolitical analyst almost died from severe food poisoning as a kid from eating a piece of undercooked wild game animal meat from… an elk.
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene v, lines 167-168.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 9th
2022.
They Call Her Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff
Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff the owner of the Catherine the Great Moscow Hilton in downtown Moscow Russia
Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff was the owner of the Catherine the Great Moscow Hilton in downtown Moscow Russia.
She was also the behind the scenes owner of The Bunny Shaped Potato Ranch Motel on the outskirts of Moscow Idaho.
The Bunny Shaped Potato Ranch Motel was famous for once having Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie as a guest there.
Uncle Ernie sought refuge there after he became the only guest in all of recorded history to be kicked out of the Hotel Calfornia (which was unusual because as the Eagles song informs us “You can check out but you can never leave”).
Uncle Ernie was also kicked out of The Bunny Shaped Potato Ranch Motel as well.
The problem was that The Bunny Shaped Potato Ranch Motel was full of beautiful, sexy and very attractive usually scantily clad female employees.
And the problem as far as Uncle Ernie was concerned was that he kept stealing and trying on for himself the few sexy dresses that the scantily clad female employees of The Bunny Shaped Potato Ranch Motel had.
So Uncle Ernie was then thrown into a potato sack and dropped off on Interstate 90 in Idaho where unfortunately he was not run over by any motor vehicle.
The potato sack wearing Uncle Ernie was picked up by a bus load of nuns who were headed to a retreat being held on Lake Coeur d’Alene.
But that’s another story.
Let’s just say they’ve never had another transgendered Jewish Rastafarian nun ever since.
Although Pope Francis is working on it since he views it as quite possibly the greatest accomplishment of his senile Synodality project.
There were rumours abounding in Moscow Russia that the Catherine the Great Moscow Hilton Hotel was likewise a brothel.
But that couldn’t be the case because self-proclaimed devout Orthodox Christian Vladimir Putin was seen going in and out of the hotel all the time.
Anyways Set Enterprises was trying to prevent a global nuclear war unleashed by Russia’s psychopathic wanna be reborn Czar Peter the Great.
To that end this past Wednesday October 5th Set Enterprises sent the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec to Moscow to negotiate in face to face talks with the Russian leader.
Diplomacy failed after Russian President Vladimir Putin tried to make a pass at the sexy Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.
“I’m really the great Irish-Jewish American science-fiction writer George Finneganburg,” Putin winked at her.
“You strike me more as being a PH unbalanced sasquatch teller of tall and incredibly boring tales,” Qonzilqointec remarked prior to kicking him in his tiny testicles with her spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.
So diplomacy had failed.
Set Enterprises was now trying blackmail.
It had sent Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing to Moscow Russia to interview Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff the owner of The Catherine the Great Moscow Hilton Hotel and get her to admit and maybe even provide camera video footage of Vladimir Putin cavorting with high priced call girl escorts.
Dracul Van Helsing entered the bedroom of Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff and was confronted by this sight:
“Hello, Madame Natasha,” Van Helsing smiled, “How would you like to lie back on your bed and I’ll present to you Saint Thomas Aquinas’ Cosmological Argument for the Existence of God?”.
Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff did just that and Dracul Van Helsing presented to the madame the Angelic Doctor’s Cosmological Argument For The Existence of God with a never before heard of method of discourse using illustrations from the Kama Sutra brought to life to argue the case for Intelligent Design of the Cosmos.
By the time Van Helsing had finished, Madame Natasha Rachmaninoff was not only a confirmed theist but a confirmed Thomistic philosopher as well.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 7th
2022.
Maria Orsic and Faust’s Plague
Vril Society medium Maria Orsic checking her tablet in Berlin on the last day of November 1939.
From the perspective of the Creator of the Cosmos, all past, present and future (concepts from the perspective of an invidual being who exists inside the space/time continuum) exist together at one time (if time is an appropriate word for it) in an Eternal Now.
As such, they could be said to interlap and connect with one another.
Yet there are times in history (as that concept is understood by humanity) when certain years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, moments and seconds correspond with another such measure of time within that space/time continuum as understood by humanity.
This phenomenon explains such things as hauntings- places which seem to be somehow joined together with certain people in certain times and epochs.
It also explains visions and prophecies.
Most seers within that time frame of history (as viewed from the perspective of humanity) view “through a glass darkly” as Saint Paul the Apostle put it.
Thus their visions and their prophecies may not always come to pass as they see it.
Only those who get their prophecies and visions directly from the Creator of the Cosmos (who knows all and sees all and understands all in one eternal Now) are able to see their prophecies and visions come to pass with 100% accuracy.
Vril Society medium Maria Orsic was a seer who saw through a glass darkly.
Very darkly for the Vril Society came to associate with the Thule Society and its political love child Nazism.
The channeled information that Maria Orsic and her sisters in the Vril Society were getting from entities claiming to be beings in another star system (but they were not) were certainly helping advancements in Nazi technology.
Nazi rocket technology would later benefit the American NASA.
Nazi psychological technology and mind control methods would later be adopted by the OSS later the American CIA in projects such as MK-Ultra.
Those techniques would also be used by the Tavistock Institute in London England after World War II.
OSS-CIA, Tavistock Institute and Soviet NKVD-KBG (passed on to successive Russian Federation intelligence agencies) methods all had their origins in Nazi psychological technology and mind control methods.
Maria Orsic looking at her tablet (a mechanism from humanity’s future from her perspective on this November evening in 1939) showed that this technology would all come together in the year 2020 in one massive psychological mind trap (as opposed to a mouse trap) of most minds on the planet in that year.
In conjunction with a plague (and form of biological warfare) being worked on by the immortal German scientist Dr. Johann Georg Faust (born in 1480 and supposedly died in an explosion of an alchemical experiment at the Hotel zum Lowen in the German town of Staufen im Breisgau in 1540 but he did not) for the Nazis.
Faust was doing research with bats in Mexico and working to develop a biological weapon from bat viruses.
Faust’s research on bat viruses would actually come into the possession of agents of Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek) after the War of 1939-45.
A couple of those agents would later defect to the Communist forces of Mao Tse-tung in China.
They took Faust’s bat virus research with them.
Later that research would come into the possession of the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
And the Faustian plague and Nazi psychological technology would unite and play together in a Mephistophelian bargain of Hell on the world stage in 2020.
But was Maria Orsic seeing all this as she viewed through her tablet darkly?
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 30th
2020.
Philosophers In A Bar
A couple of philosophers were sitting at a table in a bar
“Why?” asked the 1st philosopher
“Why not?” asked the 2nd
At that moment a truck carrying 30 tons of grains, wheat, rice and legumes
bound for a vegan plant meat based slaughter house
spun out out of control
and slammed into the bar
killing both men as they sat
“Life is both meaningless and absurd” mused the philosophically inclined bartender as he calmly wiped glasses
Those were the last words he spoke as
the impact of the crash
caused two giant cement boots
that had the sign Property of Godot on them
and were hanging from the ceiling above the bar
to fall on top of the bartender
killing him instantly
-A philosophcal poem
written by Christopher
Friday July 3rd
2020
Renfield’s Maundy Thursday Video Conferencing Discussion
Renfield’s Maundy Thursday Video Conferencing Discussion
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, British MP Renfield R. Renfield, Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists and Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol were all having a Skype video conference together from their respective home office computers.
Renfield (eating a tuna fish sandwich) : I see Bernie Sanders has withdrawn from the U.S. Democratic Presidential race.
Set (eating a live crocodile) : Yes, the Trotskyite Bolshevik candidate is out.
And the Menshevik/Antonio Gramscian cultural Marxist candidate Joe Biden is in. Supported by satanic witch Alyssa Milano who wanted to lynch Justice Brett Kavanaugh when he was accused of sexual harassment but is willing to give Biden a safe pass over his allegations of sexually assaulting his staffer Tara Reade back in 1993.
Renfield: Yes, one thing about all these leftist harlot/slut airheads is they’ll go after with a vengeance anyone on the right who’s accused of sexual harassment while giving a pass to any leftist male who’s accused of sexual harassment.
Set: Yes, these leftist harlot/slut airheads seem to be politicizing sexual harassment the same way the Communist Director-General of WHO Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus smugly accused Donald Trump of politicizing the Covid-19 Virus. Wow. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Of course Trump wouldn’t have known about the WHO’s connections to the People’s Republic of China if my butler Athelstan’s cousin Lexington (who’s butler and valet to Trump) hadn’t read to Trump your geopolitical analyst friend’s blog post pointing that out.
Renfield: Yes, Tedros is Xi Jinping’s puppet on a string who recites (in Mandarin of course) the lyrics the ghost of Elvis sings in his ears as he speaks by Huawei smart phone to Xi, “I am just a puppet on a string. You can do most anything with me.”
Of course the Communist UN Secretary-General Antonio Gutteres and the Communist Pope Francis are singing the very same tune to Xi.
Peter Whitstable: We were all deceived by Gorbachev. Gorbachev was a Marxist-Leninist true believer who took quite the bullet for his cause. Allowing the loss of his own power as well as the loss of Communist rule over Russia and surrounding republics and the loss of Communist rule over Central and Eastern European nations in order that the West would be lulled into a false sense of peace and security as the Communists took over the UN, the WHO, most organizations affiliated with the UN and the Vatican (center of Catholic Christendom itself) waiting for an opportunity such as this- a crisis of some sort to eventually bring about a Marxist One World Government.
Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds: I notice the Marxist Guiseppe Cardinal Versaldi the Prefect of The Vatican’s Congregation For Catholic Education says that Catholic education in the post Covid-19 world will be “finding ways to live again once more, beginning from new foundations, knowing well it will never be the same as before.”
Renfield: Yes the 17th Century Puritan Arian Deist philosopher John Locke’s Tabula rasa (blank slate) in this case will be quickly drawn over with Marxist ideas and maybe a few from Teilhard de Chardin in a nod to Pope Francis (Teilhard being one of the new Vicar of Cthulhu and Mitlantecuhtli’s theological and philosophical heroes).
Set: Speaking of Teilhard, isn’t tomorrow the 65th Anniversary of his kicking the bucket?
Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds: It is. When he croaked and joined the Croaking Frogs Chorus of Hades’ Extremely Lonely Hearts Club Band in the wetlands and swamps adjacent the rivers Acheron and Styx on April 10th in 1955, it was an Easter Sunday that year. This year of course April 10th is Good Friday.
Peter Whitstable: I’m sure there’s a relevant message in there somewhere.
(Outside Whitstable’s bedroom window can be seen the fiery flames silver haired disembodied head of Teilhard de Chardin riding a Staypuff Marshmallow Man roasted marshmallows chewing black horse)
Teilhard’s head (as accompanying charcoal burnt black human hand carries a lit pumpkin jack o’ lantern) :
The true messiah is coming. The true messiah is coming.
Alyssa Milano wet herself in ecstasy while watching the video conferencing broadcast that the recently resurrected Greek god Pan from classical times had hacked into.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 9th
2020.
Dracul Van Helsing, The Goddess Sophia, Yaldabaoth and The Irish Backstop
Dracul Van Helsing, The Goddess Sophia, Yaldabaoth and The Irish Backstop
Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom was worried.
What would happen to her son Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun if a hard border was once again built on the Republic of Ireland-UK Northern Ireland border?
Her son Yaldabaoth was a leprechaun with a serious drinking problem.
He was the only being in all recorded history to be officially banned by court injunction from attending AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) meetings as any meeting he attended invariably ended up with all those present at the meetings falling off the wagon.
Yaldabaoth had the irritating habit of always falling asleep right on the line of the Republic of Ireland/UK Northern Ireland border.
This was fine as long as the border was an open (rather than a closed) border as it had been ever since the Good Friday Agreement was signed back in 1998.
But Good Friday 1998 might come to an end at Halloween 2019 if there was a no-deal Brexit.
Of course the House of Commons and the House of Lords had just passed a bill brought forth by the anti-Semitic Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn to stop a no-deal Brexit from happening this coming Halloween (ironically in this regard Corbyn was fulfilling the agenda of the pro-globalist, pro-EU and New World Order One World Government oriented Rothschilds).
However the trouble was British MP Renfield R. Renfield was backing Boris Johnson in his quest to have Brexit by Halloween 2019.
And Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom being wise knew that one should never underestimate Renfield R. Renfield even though the pro-EU segments of the British Parliament and much of the British and American news media were doing just that.
Boris Johnson may have run out of tricks up his sleeve but Renfield hadn’t.
Already Sophia could visualize a Brexit firecracker exploding in Jeremy Corbyn’s rear end as the clock hit 11:59 PM on October 31st 2019 and Renfield shouted “Trick or Treat” from the window of his room in a Soho whore house.
And if a no-deal Brexit occurred and there was once again a hard Irish border, her son Yaldabaoth could end up buried underneath a concrete wall.
Unlike the American authorities and the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa, she’d know where the body is buried.
But this would be of small comfort to her.
After all, she had told people through the centuries that her son Yaldabaoth was the Demi-Urge who created the material physical universe.
And if it came out that her son was actually an Irish leprechaun with a serious drinking problem who now lay buried under concrete on the Irish border, well, she’d positively die of embarrassment.
Of course Sophia knew that the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was a friend of Renfield R. Renfield.
She figured that if she whipped him up her famous Greco-Egyptian-Irish-Italian-Norse-Greenlander omelette for breakfast and gave him a great tantric sex piece of tail as a midnight offering, he might put in a good word for her with Renfield.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 6th
2019.
Dashwood Forrest, The Empty Portrait and Hurricane Dorian
Dashwood Forrest, The Empty Portrait and Hurricane Dorian
Dashwood Forrest sat in his office in his art gallery in London and quietly sipped a drink of absinthe.
The Green Fairy as it was called was one of the favourite drinks of his idol the writer, novelist, poet and playwright Oscar Wilde.
Forrest’s living dead Irish manservant Mulligan the Irish zombie (who had been brought back from the dead many years ago by South African witch doctor Dr. Sterling Makabo) was out for the evening.
Mulligan had been hired for the evening by British MP Renfield R. Renfield to haunt the residence of British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn and stand outside the back entrance of Corbyn’s lodgings and say in a spookily haunting zombie voice (with an Irish lilt to it), “The Irish backstop ends at your back door, Mr. Corbyn. The Irish backstop ends at your backdoor.”
As Jeremy Corbyn began to suffer the worst nightmares of his life, Forrest finished his glass of absinthe, left his office and locked it.
He walked down to the end of the gallery where he entered a room marked PRIVATE.
No one (not even Mulligan the Irish zombie) ever entered that room.
Only he Dashwood Forrest art historian, art gallery curator and extraordinary gentleman of many talents ever entered that room.
For that room contained a portrait behind purple velvet curtains.
A portrait of a man.
A portrait of a man painted in the year 1860.
A portrait that was first mentioned in a book published in July 1890.
A book that most people (and even Dashwood Forrest himself for most of his life) had considered a work of fiction.
Until Forrest came across the painting in an estate sale back in October of 2012.
The picture was of a man named… Dorian Gray.
And the artist who signed the picture was named Basil Hallward.
The painting was of an extremely handsome young man in his early 20s.
Exactly as described in Oscar Wilde’s famous Gothic Philosophical novel of the 19th Century- The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Forrest drew back the purple velvet curtains that covered the painting and hid it from view.
Forrest got the shock of his life when he saw the portrait was empty.
There was no subject in the painting.
Dorian Gray was gone.
. . .
Forrest stared blankly at the blank canvas and blinked.
His smart phone went off.
It was a text message from his friend Amadeus Emanon.
A Set Enterprises satellite over the Bahamas had photographed the eye of the storm of Hurricane Dorian.
And a giant mysterious almost human figure seemed to be standing and moving with the eye of the storm in the hurricane.
Forrest again blinked.
For the figure was the spitting image of Dorian Gray.
The figure now missing from the painting.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by ChristopherÂ
Tuesday September 3rd
2019.
Sibyl: She loved Dorian in vain.
Haiku About Dostoevsky’s Vision of Future Communism In Russia
Fire in minds of men
Blood and revolution come
Hell will replace Christ
Pope Francis Opens Synod On Sex Abuse By Putting Foot In His Mouth
This was the opening of the Vatican special synod on sex abuse.
The demons Baal and Baphomet sat in the chamber as special theological advisors to the body.
Pope Francis opened the synod by angrily waving his finger in the air and pontificating in Josef Stalinesque fashion, “Those who do nothing but criticize, criticize, criticize, criticize and further criticize the Church are friends of the Devil.”
Baphomet looked concernedly at Baal over these words.
Baal smiled reassuringly as he helped himself to a large tin of fresh unborn babies, “I think the Devil that the Unholy Father is referring to is the same Devil that the 19th Century French sorcerer Eliphas Levi referred to in his 1860 book The History of Magic and the Scottish Rite Freemasonic occultist Albert Pike referred to in his 1872 work Morals and Dogma which is the Devil is Adonai (the God of the Hebrews). Adonai and Lucifer are both God. Adonai is the dark evil side of God. And Lucifer is the lightbearing side of God.”
“That makes sense,” Baphomet tried to remain calm for the male/female human goat demon transgendered hybrid was having a bad day.
His/her breasts were lactating, his/her female genitalia was undergoing her period and his/her male genitalia kept undergoing premature ejaculations every 5 minutes.
In many ways, Baphomet’s current state was almost symbolic of the entire U.S. Democratic Party- the vast majority of whose members either knowingly or unknowingly worshipped the transgendered human goat demon hybrid.
As for Baal and Baphomet’s demonic rivals Mammon and Mephistopheles (either knowingly or unknowingly worshipped by the vast majority of U.S. Republicans), they were in the White House wondering how to get Trump out of the Oval Office and their own man Jared Kushner in.
As Pope Francis lambasted his critics for daring to criticize him and calling them “Friends of the Devil” (who may or may not be Adonai depending upon whether one is a practicing occultist or not), a group of victims of priestly sex abuse shivered in the cold out in Saint Peter’s Square wondering whether Francis would bother to meet with them.
He did not.
And Jorge Mario Bergoglio (who was anything but a true Vicar of Christ) continued to pave his way towards eventually winning the Ecclesiastical Asshole of The Millennium Award.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Wednesday February 20th
2019.
Pan: The Father of Baphomet who was turned to stone by the head of Medusa as he lay dying.
The stoned Pan now lies in the Vatican.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Reblog of Hyperion Zen: Notes From Afar
September 30, 2019 at 9:25 pm (Commentary, Culture, Inspiration, Life, Personal essays, Philosophy) (Hyperion Zen, Meandering Thoughts and Reflections, Sherrielock Holmes)
Here’s an excellent blog post written by my friend Daniel.
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