Moloch Remembers A Disciple While Justin Wants To Cancel Thanksgiving

September 25, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The demon Moloch (invisible to most except those wearing Dr. Cadbury Rocher Polaroid sunglasses but there weren’t many of those) stood on the steps of the U.S. Capitol as a funeral service was being held for one of his favourite disciples who had kicked the bucket last Friday.

Unfortunately Moloch’s brother Baal and his demonic partner in crime Baphomet were unable to find a young virgin vampiress in time and rip out the vampiress’ heart and burn her body so that Moloch’s and their disciple might live a while longer.

A sacrifice of the Inca vampiress Huchuysisa back in January of this year had allowed Moloch’s disciple to live another 9 moths.

Unfortunately a couple of days later the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles had poured Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Phoenix Rising Vampiress Resurrection Elixir all over Huchuysisa’s ashes and brought her back from the dead.

Moloch’s disciple had to be hospitalized a few months later after seeing Australian performer Uncle Ernie perform his Marlene Dietrich dance routine in the associate Supreme Court Justice’s private washroom cubicle.

She had to be hospitalized again a few weeks after that after watching a viral video of Uncle Ernie performing the same dance routine when she accidentally typed in the wrong url on her laptop.

Then last Friday after seeing a holographic image (projected by Set Enterprises drones) of Uncle Ernie doing his most unkosher impersonation ever of Sesame Street’s Miss Piggy, Moloch’s disciple had finally given up the ghost.

She had lain in state first in the Supreme Court building and later in the halls of Congress.

Moloch wondered whether he’d ever again find such a devoted disciple.

. . .

Earlier this week in an address to the Canadian nation, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told Canadians that due to the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus (although he used the WHO politically correct term Covid-19), “It’s all too likely we won’t be gathering for Thanksgiving but we still have a shot at Christmas.”

Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated on the 2nd Monday in October (whereas in the U.S it is celebrated on the last Thursday in November).

Later in a meeting with his supernatural advisor Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (whom he communicated with via a marijuana pot smoking late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror called Magical Mystery Tour), Justin was shocked to discover that he didn’t have the jurisdictional power to cancel Thanksgiving.

Tears started running down his Al Jolson minstral show blackface, “I suppose I don’t have the jurisdictional power to cancel Christmas either.”

Being the good Marxist that he was, Justin didn’t believe in people having fun.

He was first planning to cancel Thanksgiving in October and then Christmas in December.

His plans of being a Maoist grinch had come to nought.

How Justin wished he was Daniel Andrews the Premier of Victoria state in Australia and then he could do whatever the Hell he wanted.

The Global TV News Canada disinformation branch of the New World Order Ministry of Propoganda had finished their 5:30 PM Evening broadcast tonight (after their usual regurgitation of hardcore Marxism in the broadcast exemplified by Communist asshole Global correspondent in the U.S. Jackson Proskow’s Marxist-Leninist slant on American politics) by longing for a Daniel Andrews style lockdown in Canada.

How many of the Canadian sheeple baaaaed appreciatively at Dawna Friesen’s departing pronouncement remains to be seen.

. . .


The Inca vampiress Huchuysisa (on vacation in the Bahamas) was happy she managed to evade capture and being sacrificed by the demons Baal and Baphomet again in order that Moloch’s most devoted disciple on the U.S. Supreme Court might live.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 25th
2020.

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Dr. Marmalade Montague Examines Set Enterprises Intelligence Network

September 17, 2020 at 10:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Dr. Marmalade Montague (who wasn’t really a doctor) was a Paris baker who had a mental breakdown after his Paris bakery closed permanently (due to inability to pay rent) during the spring lockdown in Paris, France earlier this year.

After his breakdown, Dr. Marmalade Montague imagined that he was the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze who had become trapped in a time warp and was taken from France’s Sun King epoch to this year of 2020.

Montague flew to England from France in a hot air balloon (that was powered by an old gramophone on which played a record disc that had on it The Collected Speeches of French President Emmanuel Macron).

Montague showed up at the Set Enterprises Laboratory and Persian Rug Warehouse (which was one and the same building) in London.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher took pity on him and gave him a job.

Today Dr. Marmalade Montague sat in his office and watched on his computer things that were happening with the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit since he had somehow inadvertently managed to download the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit App (which was actually harder to download than the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, MI-5, MI-6, FSB, GRU and Chinese Ministry of State Security apps) to his computer.

In the Set Enterprises daycare centre meanwhile, a 3-year-old child had downloaded the ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organization) app
as had 3-year-old children in daycare centres across the planet.

Dr. Montague watched a Skype conversation between the vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (who was a Renfieldian double agent in the Chinese Ministry of State Security) and British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who prior to his election to Parliament in June 2017 had been Chief of Intelligence Gathering and Security Operations For Set Enterprises).

“So, Rennie,” Mei-ling addressed the Churchillian Transhumanist Member of Parliament, “you’ve undoubtedly heard by now that a CCP (Chinese Communist Party) front the San Francisco-based Chinese Progressive Association has been providing funding for BLM inspired rioting across the U.S.”.

“Yes, I’ve heard that,” Renfield had taken apart his egg roll to see if there were any wiretaps in it and finding none had put sweet and sour orange sauce over it and ate it, “so this is further confirmation that the CCP has been financing the ongoing anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan riots (what the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. call “peaceful protests”) that have been taking place in America all summer with the approval of numerous U.S. Democratic Party mayors and governors.”

“Yes, the CCP definitely wants to see the Biden/Harris ticket win in November,” Mei-ling sipped a glass of red wine.

“Another thing they have in common with the mainstream Marxist media,” Renfield started examining his Peking Duck for signs of a wiretap inside.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 17th
2020.


Vampiress Mei-ling Manchu relaxes with candlelight and music.

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Vampiress Lilith Furious At Abraham Accords Israel-UAE-Bahrain Peace Treaties

September 16, 2020 at 9:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Yesterday as senility prone Joe Biden was attempting to share his kosher lox and cream cheese bagel with his marijuana pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia, his arch foe Donald Trump was hosting a Middle East peace treaty signing ceremony at the White House.

Israel was signing landmark peace deals with both the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Bahrain.

The UAE and Bahrain are just the third and fourth Arab countries to recognize Israel since its founding in 1948.

Egypt signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1978 and Jordan signed a peace treaty with Israel in 1994.

Mauritania established diplomatic relations with Israel in 1999 but severed ties in 2010.

Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner helped in negotiating the treaties.

The accords were called the Abraham Accords since Abraham was a common historical figure of shared importance in the three monotheistic religions that originated in the Middle East- Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith (who was also the world’s first vampiress) was absolutely livid over the ceremony.

Lilith felt that her good name and reputation were libelled and maligned in the Babylonian Talmud and she had vowed to destroy the Jewish people ever since.

At a meeting on the banks of the Euphrates River today, Lilith discussed her plans with her friends the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod.

Her strategy was to try and form an alliance between Turkey (whose leader Recep Tayyip Erdogan fancied himself the new Sultan of a revived Ottoman Empire) and Iran (who had been an enemy of Israel since the Ayatollah Khomeini first came to power in the Islamic Revolution of 1979) and get them to attack Israel.


The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith wants no one to rain on her parade when it comes to her revenge against Israel.

. . .

The group Catholic Satanists For Biden had been successfully established with two Catholic Satanist members of the U.S. Senate and a Catholic Satanist former head of Catholic Relief Services in key positions in the organization.

Cardinal Joseph “Nighty Night, Baby” Tobin the Archbishop of Newark New Jersey had recently shown that his political sympathies were similar to that of Catholic Satanists For Biden.

Cardinal Tobin had earned the moniker “Nighty Night, Baby” for a private message he had inadvertently turned into a public tweet when he messaged the Italian male soap opera star who often spent long periods of time at his beach house, “Nighty night, baby. I love you.”

A diocesan spokesman later said that the Archbishop actually intended to privately message his sister with the message.

If true, the Cardinal’s message had overtones of the relationships between brothers and sisters in ancient Egyptian Pharaohonic royalty.

Such is the state of modern American Catholic ecclesial support of the modern U.S. Democratic Party.

Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi was sitting at home watching the skies lit up by California wildfires as she burnt a little sage in front of a statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

She left the room momentarily as a crow flew in through the window, picked up the burning piece of sage in its beak and flew out the window heading off in the direction of the nearest forest.

Pelosi returned and without noticing the burning piece of sage was missing, she debated whether she should privately message on Twitter her nephew by marriage California Gov. Gavin Newsom with the words, “Nighty night, baby.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 16th
2020.

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The All Encompassing Covidocracy: Renfield On The Globalists, Technocratic Dictatorship and Pope Francis

September 12, 2020 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“We are living under the first global medical dictatorship in world history.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

Renfield: In a January 2019 essay on the overuse of the word “dystopia” in American political discourse, Miami University of Ohio professor Ryan J. Barrilleaux wrote that the defining features of an actual dystopia are, “social regimentation, dehumanization, abuse of technology, state terror, a new class of rulers, propaganda instead of truth, inevitable totalitarianism and the tragedy of the individual.”

Now I’m sure 90% of political, cultural and media leaders across the globe would no doubt say that any resemblance between Prof. Barrilleaux’s definition of the word “dystopia” and the year 2020 is purely coincidental.
That’s because today’s elites don’t want the vast majority of sheeple on the planet to wake up and realize the nightmare Brave New World they’re being herded into with a little bit of help from their (the elite’s) friends the Covid-1984 virus, the People’s Liberation Army, the Wuhan Institute of Virology and the Chinese Communist Party with important supporting roles played by the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans rioting and setting fires in America (better known as Antifa and BLM – BLM once thought to stand for Black Lives Matter but now we know really stands for Burn Loot Murder).
For social regimentation, we have obsessive-compulsive disorder handwashing regimen required of all of us, staying physically away from others, walking only in certain directions at the grocery store and not socializing with others are now the required acts of homage, fealty, veneration and worship we are now required to render unto the world’s technocratic Caesars.
For dehumanization, we now have face masks required in most businesses, most indoor places and an increasing number of outdoor places as well.
Technocrats can’t have people walking around as if they were created in the image of God or some such similar anachronism.
For abuse of technology, we now have the Big Tech giants such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Google censoring anybody who disagrees with the narrative set by the global elites who run these companies.
For state terror, there are ongoing examples of this spreading across what used to be the democratic world but the apotheosis of Covid 1984 state terror can be found in Australia’s Victoria state ruled over by that bloodthirsty down under guttersnipe Premier Daniel Andrews and I use the term “bloodthirsty down under guttersnipe” with all due respect.
States and cities ruled over by Democratic Party politicians in America also are growing examples of state terror particularly when it comes to churches and other places of worship.
I have no doubt that California Gov. Gavin Newsom longs to boldly go where Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews has gone before.
The new class of rulers are public “health experts” i.e. those who say that there are an infinite number of genders, a human in the womb with a beating heart is just a “clump of cells” and children should be able to attempt to “change” their sex.
This same gang of “geniuses” whose interpretations of data and projections (projections being guesses) are now to be regarded as infallible in today’s dystopian world.
For propaganda, we now have such Orwellian meaningless phrases as Staying Apart Keeps Us Together and of course every public health expert’s favourite line “social distancing”.
And of course even though the curve has been flattened and there’s only a one in 91 million chance of actually dying from the Coronavirus itself according to a recent Stanford University study, we must live in terror and fear and be obedient.
And of course our elites meanwhile continue to speak nonsense.
Nancy Pelosi, sporting her new ambushed hairstyle, tells us that Mother Earth is angry with us.
And that’s the reason for both the Covid-1984 virus and the California wildfires.
A non-mask wearing California Gov. Gavin Newsom says that climate change (and not arson) is to blame for the California wildfires.
The Pachamama worshipping Pope Francis will be issuing a new encyclical next month – on Fraternity- to be issued October 3rd in which Francis will say that the doctrines of the Freemasonic fraternity (condemned by every previous Pope dating back to Pope Clement XII in 1738) are now to be regarded as the doctrines of the Catholic Church.
Then on October 14th, Pope Francis will issue a directive that was to have been issued May 14th of this year (but got postponed due to the Covid-1984 virus) in which he says that Communism must be taught in every single Catholic institution of learning from parochial school and kindergarten right up to Catholic colleges and Universities.
Of course this has always been the case in most Catholic centers of learning in the Western world since that ecclesial disaster known as Vatican II but now it will have formal papal blessing.

The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama (worshipped by Pope Francis and other Modernist liberal Apostate Catholics) as she appeared to the ghost of Orson Welles.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 12th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The PRC’s Connection With U.S. Anarcho-Marxist Thugs and Hooligans

September 10, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a Party caucus meeting with his parliamentary colleague the Welsh vampiress Morgana (Member of Parliament for Newbridge in Wales).

“What’s that card you have on your desk?” Morgana asked Renfield.

“It’s a GET SICK SOON card I just received from Boris Johnson,” Renfield answered.

“I take it that it’s the opposite of a Get Well Soon card,” Morgana smiled.

“That’s correct,” Renfield took the card and put it on his mantlepiece above his office fireplace where a bunch of other GET SICK SOON cards were displayed.

“Who are those other GET SICK SOON cards from?” Morgana inquired.

“From Russian President Vladimir Putin, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko, China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping, Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews, Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros,” Renfield replied.

“You seem to be very popular with the Hope You Catch Covid Soon crowd,” Morgana noted.

“Yes, that appears to be the case,” Renfield poured himself a brandy and offered one to Morgana which she declined.

She helped herself to a Lemonade Shandy instead.

“I was just reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on why the Chinese Consulate in Houston, Texas was closed,” Renfield browsed through the report.

“Didn’t U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo accuse them of stealing trade and technology secrets?” Morgana sipped her Shandy.

“Every Chinese consulate in the world does that but that was Pompeo’s official explanation,” Renfield read the report, “The real reason was because a group of PLA agents provocateur used that particular consulate as the home base for helping to direct the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who were conducting burning, looting and murdering riots in major cities across the U.S. in what America’s mainstream Marxist media referred to as peaceful protests,” Renfield answered.

“Wow, so the People’s Republic of China were helping to encourage these riots,” Morgana shook her head.

“Yes, there’s a South Korean geopolitical analyst called Kaheva on YouTube who released a video today saying that she thinks foreign spies are helping the rioters,” Renfield sipped his brandy, “She is correct on that although she said she didn’t know what country might be doing it. A geopolitical analyst friend of mine in Calgary discovered back in late July that the Chinese consulate in Houston was being closed because PLA agents provocateur had been using that as their base of operations to help support the Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionary riots throughout U.S. cities. And now the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has reached the same conclusion.”

“So do you still think these riots will lead to civil war in the U.S.?” Morgana ate her plate of Welsh rarebit.

“Yes, the left is already threatening to continue and even intensify the riots if Trump wins the election,” Renfield noted, “Joe Biden in a speech today or rather the fallen angel Mephistopheles speaking through Biden said, “Do you really think America will be less violent if Trump wins re-election?” in a tone of voice that clearly sounded like a threat. Of course it doesn’t matter which side wins the election in today’s polarized America. Neither side will accept defeat. And civil war will probably be the result.”


Film Noir genre style photo of Renfield and Morgana taken by the ghost of Orson Welles.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday September 10th
2020.

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Justin Trudeau Discusses Upcoming Throne Speech With Tezcatlipoca

September 9, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont was sitting with her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon in the Inn Lu Forbidden Palace Cafe in Sydney, Australia.

The restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu was complaining about once again having to bail out an acquaintance of his nicknamed Uncle Ernie from jail.

“This time he’s in jail for allegedly assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews in the buttocks,” Inn Lu complained, “That Uncle Ernie is a pain in the ass for everyone.”

Inn Lu walked away.

“Your friend Renfield,” Angelique Dumont asked, “Is he still on friendly terms with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson seeing as how Renfield briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet in Johnson’s short lived minority government prior to last December’s UK election which saw Johnson win an outright majority?”.

The Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield had served as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering in Johnson’s minority government cabinet.

When Johnson won a majority and no longer needed the support of the two person Transhumanist Party caucus to help keep him in power, Renfield found himself out of cabinet and once again sitting on the Opposition backbenches.

“I don’t know if Renfield and Johnson are still on friendly terms or not,” Amadeus admitted.

On the radio in the background the voice of Renfield could be heard, “With each and every passing day, Boris Johnson is more and more turning into an outright Apostle of the Antichrist.”

“No, I guess they’re not on friendly terms,” Amadeus commented.

. . .

In his greenhouse in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again inhaling pot smoke from his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

As he did so, Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (in this case pot smoking mirrors) appeared to Justin.

The deity had for a head a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

The deity’s right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally the right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror showed up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Whenever Tezcatlipoca spoke to Justin, it was usually pot smoke that emanated from the mirror.

This past August 18th, Justin Trudeau had prorogued (suspended) the Canadian Parliament on Tezcatlipoca’s advice.

A new Parliament would open this coming September 23rd with a new Speech From The Throne.

Tezcatlipoca was helping Justin write that speech.

The speech would contain various elements – each element was guaranteed to offend at least one of every single opposition party in the minority government Canadian House of Commons.

As such the Opposition parties would join together and defeat the Trudeau government in a non-confidence motion on the Throne Speech.

And Justin would be forced to call a Federal election.

Tezcatlipoca’s reasoning was the Canadian electorate would be so outraged with the Opposition parties forcing an election in the midst of a pandemic, they’d overwhelmingly vote for Justin and return him to power with a majority government.

Then Justin could do whatever he damned well please in running the country.

“At last,” Justin wept tears, “I’ll finally be able to turn Canada into the Marxist-Leninist dictatorship that my father always wanted but he was unable to complete the task.”

At that point a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror

and asked him,

“To what father are you referring? Pierre Elliot Trudeau or Fidel Castro?”.

Justin Trudeau turned ghostly white (even under all that blackface he was wearing) at the woman’s question.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 9th
2020.

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Living In A Neo-Bolshevik World

September 4, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So,” Renfield sipped a rum and coke, “I see the Portland Oregon anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan Michael Reinoehl who shot and killed a man in Portland Oregon last weekend was himself shot and killed by sheriff’s officers in the town of Lacey, Washington 120 miles north of Portland. There were reports that Reinoehl was hit by anywhere from 30 to 40 bullets. I guess the 4 officers who fired their guns must have felt a little behind in their target practice time and decided to make up for it.”

“Shot anywhere from 30 to 40 times?” Amadeus sipped his tea.

“Yes as Robin the Boy Wonder might have put it – Unholy holey corpse, Batman!” Renfield ate a tuna fish sandwich, “Hopefully they’ll remember to bury him face downwards so he can see where he’s going.”

“Is it true that Joe Biden recently praised Reinoehl?” Amadeus ate a doughnut.

“Yes, the man’s senility knows no bounds,” Renfield ate some pickled asparagus, “The whole political situation in the U.S. looks like a build-up to a Civil War as Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster and I have been saying for months.”

“I hear the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. is now referring to the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans as “peaceful rioters”,” Amadeus noted.

“Yes, the legalization of marijuana in various U.S. states has certainly expanded the use of idiotic terminology among that country’s journalists,” Renfield answered, “Although our BBC Communist correspondents on USA affairs are doing their best to catch up by referring to the Portland rioters as anti-racism protestors. If the whole Western world mainstream Marxist media narrative on these events is to be believed, the only anti-racists in America are anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who burn, loot and murder.”

“What’s the situation in Britain and Europe?” Amadeus asked Renfield as behind the Australian quarantined British concert pianist, a group of machine gun toting kangaroos and koala bears (specially trained by an old war buddy of Uncle Ernie) shot and killed a group of Australian government commandos who were launching a raid on the property since the koala bears and kangaroos were not wearing masks nor were they practicing social distancing.

“Well, the mainstream Marxist media here in Britain and Europe have had their panties in a knot since so many people joined in protests against government draconian measures in Berlin, Germany last weekend where Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke,” Renfield explained, “Since Communists are only capable of describing people who disagree with them as Fascist (Churchill’s ghost told me that he once beaned Josef Stalin over the head with a vodka bottle when he Stalin did that to Churchill), they referred to the protestors as “far right” and “covid deniers”. When in reality, the vast majority of them are people who are just fed up with politicians acting like totalitarians and despots. When this thing began 6 months ago, we were told to stay in place until the curve was flattened and prevent hospitals from being overwhelmed. Well the curve has been flattened and hospitals are not being overwhelmed. Now the same group of despotic bozos who are our political leaders are telling us to stay in place until a vaccine is found. Yet these same political elites don’t apply the same rule to themselves. Nancy Pelosi wanders around a hairstyling salon without a mask on although now she’s claiming (as small children point and tell her that her pants are on fire) that she was deliberately set up. The mayor of Philadelphia (who has forbidden restaurants in Philadelphia to open) is himself seen eating in a restaurant in Baltimore Maryland where restaurants are allowed to open. The politicians expect the plebs to follow their dictates even as they flaunt the rules themselves.”

“That’s quite something,” Amadeus looked out the back window where a group of kangaroos and koalas were beating up the Premier of Australia’s Victoria state.

“Yes, another thing different about this year of 2020,” Renfield lit a cigar, “In previous times the press used to be a beacon of liberty. Today the mainstream Marxist media in the Western world is the biggest journalistic enemy of freedom in all recorded history. And anything they say or write should be taken with a thousand grains of salt.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 4th
2020.

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Renfield: George Soros Gets His “Useful Idiots” To Pull Out The Race Card To Deflect From His World Government Plans

August 31, 2020 at 10:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast:

Defense lawyer Robert Shapiro, who was a member of the so-called legal Dream Team of high-priced expensive defense lawyers who successfully defended former NFL football star O.J. Simpson from the charge of murder in the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman back in 1994 and 1995, once told a TV interviewer that when the Dream Team first met to discuss Simpson’s defense, they agreed not to play the “race card” for the defense which was that Simpson had been deliberately framed for the murders because he was black.
Then, as Shapiro put it, in the midst of the trial Simpson Dream Team lead counsel Johnnie Cochrane “not only played the race card, he pulled it out from the bottom of the deck.”

Likewise today globalist Marxist billionaire George Soros has noted that many people are starting to rise up and take notice of the many manipulative actions that Soros has conducted over the years dating back to the collapse of the British pound currency in the autumn of 1992 (which Soros was responsible for and through which Soros made a huge financial killing) and particularly over the past 5 years in which he has teamed up with his globalist bum buddies Pope Francis and Bill Gates to finally bring about a One World Government.
The brainless Marxist mainstream media has tried to protect Soros by saying “he’s just a bogeyman for the far right” ignoring the fact that Donald Trump has equally become a bogeyman for “everyone from the moderate left to the far left”.
Soros to protect himself has now, like Johnnie Cochrane in the O.J. Simpson trial, pulled out the “race card” to protect himself and is claiming and whining and snivelling that people are picking on him because he’s Jewish (although it’s probably been a good 50 years since this atheistic Marxist rat has graced himself through the doors of a synagogue).
Several so called anti-hate and anti-discrimination groups have been peeling onions and pouring out the crocodile tears claiming that poor innocent George Soros is just the latest victim in a long drawn out history of Jewish conspiracy theories.
Well neither Pope Francis nor the geeky nerd Bill “he didn’t lose his virginity and wasn’t laid until he earned his first million dollars” Gates are Jewish.
Soros may be Jewish because of his ancestral lineage but he certainly doesn’t act Jewish.
He acts like an atheist who rather ironically worships the demons Baal and Baphomet at the same time.
Edgar Allan Poe once wrote a short story called The Purloined Letter in which the subject letter of the title and the story that the Paris police so valiantly searched for was hidden within plain sight on a table in the room all the time.
Likewise Soros has been an open in plain sight global conspirator all the time as anybody who has ever bothered to watch his open speeches to each year’s Davos Summit Conference in Switzerland can surely attest to.
Today’s mainstream Marxist news media and so called anti-hate and anti-discrimination organizations are even more clueless and out to lunch than the Paris Police Force of amateur detective C. Auguste Dupin’s day and therefore are incapable of noticing the open global conspirator in their midst.

. . .

Last night, senility prone Joe Biden had been down in his basement talking to his pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia when suddenly the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.

“Joe,” said Baal, “We need you to go to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania tomorrow and make a speech. We’ve promised to do the fallen angel Mephistopheles a favour and in return, he’s going to possess your body temporarily and deliver the speech through you for you so you don’t come across as being a senile old fool. Is that all right with you, Joe?”.

“Sure man, why not?” Biden said before falling asleep in his Alphabets cereal.

Today the fallen angel Mephistopheles speaking through Biden in Pittsburgh asked, “Do I look like a radical socialist?”.

Biden trying to take back control of his body reached for the plastic bag with the Leon Trotsky beard, moustache and glasses inside to try to put them on.

Mephistopheles slapped his hand.

Mephistopheles as Biden then tried to blame Trump for all the violence now raging in American cities.

Leaving out the fact that it was Democratic Party Mayors of those cities who were allowing the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists free rein which was responsible for all the violence.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles was sitting inside the living room of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s estate.

He was deciding whether or not he should go to his birthplace of Kenosha Wisconsin tomorrow when Donald Trump was visiting there.

Grabbing a bottle of spectral red wine, Welles’ ghost wandered through the Set Mansion.

He came to a door at the back end of the house when he suddenly saw this vision:

Smoking a cigarette, the vision turned back and looked at him and said, “Don’t go to Kenosha, Mr. Welles.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 31st
2020.

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Renfield: No Abraham Lincoln Available To Tackle Today’s Seditionous Treacherous U.S. Democrats

August 30, 2020 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his Sunday night podcasts.

Renfield: 160 years ago in the year 1860, the U.S. Democratic Party favoured slavery for African-Americans. They ran against Abraham Lincoln of the recently formed U.S. Republican Party who wanted to eventually do away with slavery for African-Americans.
The Democrats lost the 1860 Presidential election to Lincoln and being the seditionous treacherous lot of scoundrels that they are promptly formed the Confederacy and tried to break away from the American Union- an historical fact lost on today’s brainless mainstream Marxist media (The New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, Global News Canada and all other disinformation branches of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda) with their abysmal ignorance of history (and every other field of study for that matter).
Today the Democrats say they’ve always been opposed to the Confederacy (a crock of crap if there ever was one!).
It was Democrats who enacted Jim Crow laws in the south and Democrats who founded the Ku Klux Klan.
However slowly within the veneral disease infested underbelly of the U.S. Democratic Party, a desire for a new form of slavery was gradually unfolding – Marxist-Leninist slavery.
You had Alger Hiss an advisor to FDR giving away atomic secrets to Josef Stalin.
You had the Neo-Menshevik Zbigniew Brzezinski being named National Security Advisor to U.S. President Jimmy Carter back in the late 1970s.
As the Dominican priest Father John O’ Connor said about the Neo-Menshevik Brzezinski, “He may have been anti-Bolshevik but he wasn’t anti-Communist.”
Within the Kennedy family of U.S. politics, there were two noted anti-Communists John F. Kennedy and RFK Bobby Kennedy.
That anti-Communism was not passed on to the youngest of Joe Kennedy Sr. ‘s sons the “fat slob Neo-Communist Teddy Kennedy” as he was called by a geopolitical analyst friend of mine on a blog of his back in the early 2000s.
Fat slob Neo-Communist Teddy Kennedy whose idea of saving a drowning woman was to roll up the car windows and swim away.
Fat slob Neo-Communist Teddy Kennedy who, when he was at his heaviest and most obese, could have used Greenpeace’s Save The Whale posters on his Senate re-election campaign signs in Massachusetts.
So in 1860, the U.S. Democratic Party favoured slavery for African-Americans.
Today in 2020 (160 years later), the U.S. Democratic Party favours slavery for everybody regardless of race, creed or colour. Today the U.S. Democratic Party is an equal opportunity enslaver. They want everyone to live under the slavery of a global Marxist-Leninist tyranny.
For those with eyes to see and ears to hear, who today’s Democrats really are can be seen by the way most Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. have reacted to the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus pandemic when they have enacted the most draconian measures imaginable against their populations and forbade freedom to worship.
The sheer glee with which most of these Neo-Communist despots have closed houses of worship from California’s Gavin Newsom to New York City’s Castro admiring Commie Mayor Bill de Blasio shows the inherent militant atheist Marxists today’s Democrats have become.
Sadly there is no Abraham Lincoln in the Republican Party to confront today’s equal opportunity enslavers and Slavery For All political despots in the contemporary Neo-Marxist Democratic Paety.
It appears God’s judgement has fallen upon America.
For those who think it’s bad living under the rule of the 1% elite in a capitalist society, just wait until they find out what it’s like living under the rule of the 1% elite in a Marxist socialist society.
At least living under the rule of the 1% elite in a capitalist society, one is allowed to say “This sucks.”
In a Marxist socialist society to say that the Hell On Earth the Commies have created is anything less than Heaven On Earth is to leave one open to the possibility of torture, imprisonment and death.
Just ask the long suffering people of the world’s now oldest Communist state- North Korea.


Renfield R. Renfield playing a young Abraham Lincoln in a stage production in London many years ago.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 30th
2020.

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Behind The Scenes of The DNC

August 19, 2020 at 10:25 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been talking to a friend of his who was an Alberta based geopolitical analyst.

The friend mentioned two books written by the same man that had strongly influenced his life.

The man was Malachi Martin a former Jesuit priest who had left the Jesuit order because it had pretty well been taken over by Marxists.

The two books by Martin were first The Final Conclave and the second was The Keys of This Blood.

The Final Conclave written by Martin was published in 1978.

It described a future conclave in which a Communist was elected Pope.

That happened in March 2013 with the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina who took the name Pope Francis.

The second was The Keys of This Blood published in 1990 in which a KGB plot was described whereby the countries of Central and Eastern Europe would be allowed to go free and the USSR would undergo a transition towards a more democratic state.

The KGB plot was a 30 year plan to turn the United States of America into a Communist state from within.

Once the U.S. went Communist, then the whole world would go Communist.

And it would happen without a single nuclear weapon being fired reasoned the KGB planners.

Now 30 years later in 2020, the plan would be complete with the senility prone Joe Biden (a most malleable puppet of his Communist overseers if there ever was one) winning the Presidency.

Renfield then watched some highlights from last night’s Democratic National Convention – a virtual convention which was turning out to be duller and even more cheesy than a PBS local community fundraiser.

It would definitely make Dr. Frasier Crane singing Buttons and Bows for a pre-Bolshevik Revolution Seattle PBS fundraising telethon look like a Giuseppe Verdi opera by comparison.

Renfield viewed the highlights using Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Supernatural Entity Detector Lens allowing Renfield to view what was really going on behind the scenes.

The lens allowed Renfield to see what was happening just prior to Bill Clinton (looking 99.9% dead and a living corpse) addressing the American people and telling them to cast their votes for Joe Biden.

Hillary entered a room and shouted, “Bill! Bill! It’s time for your address to the virtual Democratic National Convention!”.

Bill is lying on a couch looking very much dead and decomposed and lying under a mountain of dust and huge spider woven cob webs.

“Oh shit! He’s dead!” Hillary exclaimed angrily, “I didn’t know he had died. I rarely ever speak to him. Chelsea mentioned on her last visit that “Dad isn’t looking well at all” but as I said to her at the time, he looks like just the way he looked whenever he returned from Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser Saint James Virgin Island. He was probably dead back then when Chelsea told me that he wasn’t looking well at all.”

Hillary grabbed her Haitian Voodoo Spell Book and turned to the chapter on Raising People From The Dead.

“I’ve never been able to successfully cast a voodoo spell before,” Hillary started chanting voodoo spells in much the same way as a Pentecostal preacher might attempt to chant a Latin Gregorian chant from the pre-Vatican II Catholic Church, “Baron Samedi don’t fail me now. It might be highly embarrassing if I have to tell the Democratic National Convention via livestream that Bill has died. Especially after asking Mexican authorities if I could borrow the ice pick axe with which Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader murdered Leon Trotsky almost 80 years ago to the very day now.”

Surprisingly the loa of Haitian voodoo heard Hillary’s earnest chanting (or more likely they were irritated by her ear piercing shrieks) and Bill was raised from the dead.

“Thank goodness, you brought me back from the dead, dear,” Bill gasped, “Because Cerberus was busy chewing on my tiny third leg. Someone neglected to put all that Mena, Arkansas Airport money in my mouth so I could pay Charon the Ferryman across the River Styx.”

Bill then addressed Democrats via livestream telling them that America needed a President who respected the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Watching Bill’s little speech on television at home, Monica Lewinsky almost choked on the banana she was eating when Bill Clinton talked about the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Then after Joe Biden had formally been elected the Democratic Party Presidential nominee, a choir of demons from Hell rose up on to the empty convention stage to sing,

“And crown him, crown him,
crown him, crown him,
and crown him lord of all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 19th
2020.

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