This Neo-Plato’s Republic Is A Satanic Dystopia and Harry Potter’s Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge’s Mainstream Media Is Fighting To Preserve It

October 14, 2021 at 11:00 pm (books, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, magic, Mythology, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving a Thursday night podcast.

“Dr. Robert Malone who’s the inventor of mRNA technology maintains that it’s the fully vaccinated who are the Covid superspreaders.
The spike protein given to vaccinated people sheds within their bodies and then passes on a far deadlier variant of Covid to others.
In a fully vaccinated society like the State of Israel they pass on deadly variants of the virus to one another.
That’s why in fully vaccinated places like Israel, the United Kingdom, the American state of Vermont and the city of Waterford, Ireland, all the hospitalizations and deaths have been occurring among the fully vaccinated.
In the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan where there WAS a large percentage of people who didn’t get vaccinated, that’s why the first massive hospitalizations and deaths were occurring among the unvaccinated (unless of course the SS-Gestapo AHS (Alberta Health Services) and its brainless Saskatchewan SS-Gestapo counterpart were lying about the statistics which is always a very real possibility).
Dr. Malone has likened what’s going on with today’s Covid vaccines to the illegal medical experiments conducted by Nazi Germany.”

Malone points out that:

“During the Second World War, Jews and other ethnic groups were subjected to horrible experimental research. And they justified it by saying it was for the common good.”

Renfield then interjected at this point that “for the common good” was a favourite expression used by Pope Francis and his numerous “useful idiots” bishops, priests and theologians that were his most ardent supporters.

Malone said that the Western world agreed at Nuremberg in 1946 that “we weren’t going to do that anymore. Yet from time to time we seem to forget and of course Tuskegee is one example and frankly this is another example.”

Renfield then mentioned, “Using the guidelines established by Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge and the brainless mainstream media to slander Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for daring to say that Voldemort had returned as recorded in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, various lying and deceptive so-called “fact checkers” for the mainstream media have tried to blatheringly argue that these experimental mRNA vaccines are not in violation of the Nuremberg Code as they are “vaccines” and not “experiments” to quote their Goebbelesque propaganda rhetoric. Well, I’ve got news for you assholes, if these were actually “vaccines” and not “experiments currently ongoing”, then they wouldn’t have required EUA (Emergency Use Authorization), assholes.”

Renfield then pushed a button where a curtain rose on a tank where a bunch of people were being thrown in to be eaten by crocodiles.

“These crocodiles,” Renfield grinned, “have been specially trained by the Miss Manners School of Veterinary Etiquette and Good Manners to chew their food slowly and delicately and not to gulp them down whole hog. This gives the added benefit of these assholes being thrown in to the tank and being eaten to undergo severely excruciating pain as their bodily parts such as fingers, toes, arms, legs, knees, thighs, elbows, hips, etc. are slowly eaten by the crocodiles and of course the assholes’ heads are eaten last.”

“By the way all these assholes being eaten in the “most delightful way” to quote Julie Andrews’ Mary Poppins are all “fact checkers” whose lies and distortions have appeared on the first page of Google Search Results when you google the term Nuremberg Code. These “fact checkers” supposedly “debunking” how these vaccines are not violations of the Nuremberg Code did not show up when a Calgary based geopolitical analyst googled the term Nuremberg Code a few weeks ago. Today they did. Which goes to show that the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact tech giant Google as well as lying and deceptive presstitute media whore “fact checkers” are acting like the lying mainstream media back in the day of Cornelius Fudge’s tenure as Minister of Magic when they deliberately slandered Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for claiming that Voldemort had returned.”

Renfield continued, “As many of you no doubt do not know since you seem to believe everything that Big Government, Big Business (especially Big Pharma) and the forever lying mainstream media tell you, we “are living in a world of fools” (to quote the Bee Gees) which is a Neo-Plato’s Republic turned satanic dystopia.

Set Enterprises’ commandos who are working to overthrow this satanic New World Order (an unholy alliance between the vampire Set’s brother Osiris and the vampire Set’s ancient enemy Apophis) tracked down all the asshole “fact checkers” whose Goebbelesque propaganda appeared on the first page of Google Search Results on the term Nuremberg Code.

These asshole “fact checkers” have been brought here to put their money where the crocodiles’ mouths are.

These crocodiles with impeccable good manners and etiquette and who in refined dignified fashion chew their food slowly are doing just that as can be seen by the fact that the asshole “fact checkers” are loudly screaming their heads off with each dignified and refined crocodile bite.”

“By the way,” Renfield smiled his pearly white teeth at the camera, “these asshole “fact checkers” being slowly eaten alive by crocodiles is not a medical experiment. It’s just good old fashioned medieval torture and ancient eye for an eye retribution. So it’s not in violation of the Nuremberg Code. God bless you and good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 14th
2021.

Mirabella Francesca Franconia (Parliamentary Secretary and Executive Assistant to British MP Renfield R. Renfield) attentively and appreciatively paying attention to her boss’ Thursday night podcast

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October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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Tamara and Pamela

October 11, 2021 at 10:35 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Tamara and Pamela: Going our way, Mr. Albion?

The year was 1937.

The city was Los Angeles Californa.

And walking down the street was Carson Cody Albion Private Eye.

When suddenly the back door of a very large car opened and two beautiful young women greeted him:

“Going our way, Mr. Albion?”.

“I’m always going your way, Tamara and Pamela,” Albion answered.

Albion got into the car.

Another car was parked on the side of the street.

Its backseat occupant was one Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.

He asked the car’s driver (who was the chauffeur to the German Consul in Los Angeles), “Was that the private eye Carson Cody Albion?”.

“It was,” the chauffeur nodded.

“Merde,” Kohler spoke the only French word he knew, “Another car picked him up before we could.”

Carson Cody Albion Private Eye had fun the rest of the day.

Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau did not.

To Be Continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 11th
2021.

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Pope Francis Does The Pachamama

October 4, 2021 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Today October 4th 2021 (the Feast Day of Saint Francis of Assisi) to mark and celebrate the 2nd year anniversary of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama being venerated and worshipped in the Vatican Gardens and at the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis had invited several world religious leaders including Bartholomew the Gaia earth mother goddess worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople and Justin Welby the perpetually doctrinally challenged global Anglican Primate and Archbishop of Canterbury to participate in the ceremony.

One person who was not invited to attend was Tibet’s Dalai Lama as this would have offended the Jorge Mario Bergoglio Vatican’s financial overlords the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit managed (with their unmasked and unvaccinated operatives) to get video footage of the ceremony inside the Vatican.

Bergoglio is snapping his fingers in what he thinks is cool fashion but really isn’t.

Bergoglio (singing to the tune of the Kylie Minogue song The Loco-Motion):

“Everybody’s worshipping a brand new goddess
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

My little transgendered Father can do it with ease
It’s LGBTQ and not your ABCs
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.

(Francis pushes Patriarch Bartholomew and Archbishop Justin Welby face forward to the ground with their bottoms sticking up in the air)

You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, baby, jump up, jump back
Well, I think you got the knack, oww

Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
BDSM in the Underworld how
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

Do it nice and easy using birth control
A little bit of rhythm no prophylactic hole
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.”

Renfield after watching the video remarked, “Well, there goes my lunch.”

And indeed his lunch of fish and chips came up like a volcano on La Palma island.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 4th
2021.

Sexy Halloween Witch: 27 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock…

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The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future

September 27, 2021 at 11:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London, a former Vicar of St. Swithin’s By The Floodwaters near the Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury and one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.

Tonight he’d be delivering a sermon at the St. Genevieve’s Monday Night Evensong Prayer Service entitled The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future.

Concert pianist, musician and singer Amadeus Emanon (who was a member of the St. Genevieve’s Church Congregation) decided to attend.

So too did his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Renfield was currently in hot water with many of the ministries in the British government.

This past Friday evening Renfield and a couple of vampiress acquiantances of his (Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu) had pushed Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Thus angering Paris police authorities.

Ho Babylon Minh at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Hunter Biden’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the Biden White House.

Mei-ling Manchu at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Xi Jinping’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the CCP Supreme Leadership in Beijing.

Of course those actions had finally led to a plea bargain between the U.S. Department of Justice and Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou leading to the release of the Two Michaels (Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor) after spending over 1000 days in solitary confinement in Chinese prisons on trumped-up espionage charges in retaliation for Meng Wanzhou’s arrest at Vancouver International Airport.

Australia was also pissed off with Renfield since ASIO (the Australian Security Intelligence Organization) knew but had been unable to prove that Renfield was smuggling arms to Australian freedom fighters fighting the pro-NWO (New World Order) Police Forces in the Australian states of New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia.

The Italian government was pissed off at Renfield since Renfield in a speech to the Tewkesbury Italian Restaurateurs’ Association this past Saturday had called for the overthrow of the Italian government.

Renfield had also pissed off Pope Francis and the Vatican by claiming that Francis was a satanic antipope.

Renfield was also in hot water with the French government after having provided a French assailant with the Cockatrice egg that had crowned Emmanuel Macron on the head at a food trade fair in Lyon today.

Macron was hit with the Cockatrice egg as a choir of English song birds sang those Easter hymn lyrics, “And crown him, crown him, crown him, and crown him lord of all.”

“Un oeuf! Enough!” Macron cried after being hit by the egg.

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds noted in his sermon:

“Who can forget the burning spire atop Notre Dame Cathedral as it fell?
The Gallic Rooster has been a symbol of France since early medieval times and the Gallic Rooster was atop that spire. Within that rooster were three relics: a relic of St. Denis, a relic of St. Genevieve and a thorn from Christ’s Crown of Thorns (found by Saint Helena the mother of the Roman Emperor Constantine). When the burning spire collapsed, it inverted itself so that it was pointed straight down like an arrow plunging into the Earth.

When it came down, it plunged straight into the wooden Novus Ordo Communion table destroying it.

The rooster survived battered but with the relics intact.

The Tridentine altar behind the Novus Ordo Communion table survived with its Pieta (statue of the Virgin Mary holding the crucified Christ’s body) and the medieval Cross behind it intact.

Nor is it lost on us that this disaster (of April 15th 2019) came on Monday of Holy Week the day after Palm Sunday.

The Gospel readings for that day relate to Christ cursing the fig tree because it refused to produce fruit much like the Novus Ordo Mass has since its inception.

In the parable of the fig tree we learn that Israel is cursed because it stopped producing fruit.

And now through the portents of Notre Dame, the Novus Ordo Church is cursed because of a lack of fruit.

Within 6 months of the burning of Notre Dame, the “abomination of desolation” (statues of Pachamama the fiery red dragon woman worshipped as the earth mother goddess by the Incas) stands in the “holy place” (besides the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica).

Within six months after that, a pandemic is declared.

From a virus called corona meaning “crown”.

And the unique feature of this virus is little spikes sticking out of it.

Spikes that resemble a thorn such as can be found in a crown of thorns.

Spikes that also resemble spikes that are driven through a crucified man’s hands and feet.

The CDC’s own statistics show that this virus does have a high recovery rate.

For those who experience the worst from this virus, blood fills the lungs and they die.

Much like what happens when one dies from being crucified.

Our materialistic world however has yet to put two and two together.”

-Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 27th
2021.

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In Ecclesiastical Inspector Clouseaunesque Fashion, Francis Inadvertently Blurts He’s An Antipope On Spanish Radio

September 25, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

“In the beginning Adolf Hitler used public health measures to implement a series of policies to obstensibly fight tuberculosis- a respiratory disease- that paved the way for the corraling of German citizens into concentration camps.”
-Dr. Jordan Peterson

“How were the German people brought to the point where they’d go along with Hitler’s Final Solution?”
-Puzzled History Professors Reflecting In The Decade of the 1970s

“These unvaccinated people should be put into camps, not be allowed to hold a job or to buy or sell anything.”
-Typical face mask wearing bozo (doubly vaccinated but will go for his triple vaccination and quadruple vaccination and so on and so forth when he’s told to) in a man in the street interview when asked by a reporter.

Arnold Schwarzenegger with Raquel Welch in the days before he became a Neo-Fascist (as his father was an original Fascist serving in the Austrian Nazi Party SA Brownshirts)

Meanwhile over in Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel was finally retiring this weekend after 16 years in power and after having spent the last two years of her Chancellorship turning into a female Adolf Hitler with the Germany of 2021 now a Fourth Reich.

Ms. Merkel had taken the contemporary “woke” trend of transgenderism to a whole new level and a whole new meaning in the world of geopolitics.

Meanwhile over in the nutty, flaky and fruity state of California (current home of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his long suffering pet goat), Rep. Nancy Pelosi was going ballistic at a press conference.

Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco had recently called the airheaded satanic witch Pelosi a proponent of “child sacrifice”.

Looking directly at the TV cameras and flashing her arms and fingers in a double V For Victory style and shaking the jowls on her face in Richard M. Nixonesque fashion, Nancy said, “My fellow Americans, I want to make this perfectly clear. I am not a proponent of child sacrfice.”

Behind Pelosi the demonic gods Baal and Moloch (to whom child sacrifice was an essential part of their worship) applauded vigourously.

At that moment the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were seen riding over the Vatican.

And speaking of the Vatican, earlier this month in a radio interview with Spanish radio station COPE, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) made a very underreported comment:

“I did not invent anything, my action since the beginning of my pontificate consists in achieving what we the cardinals had agreed to in the pre-conclave meetings for the future pope.”

He added, “My reforms were what the cardinals wanted from March 2013.”

These words from the horse’s mouth (or in this case the horse’s ass) prove that Jorge Mario Bergoglio is in fact an Antipope.

Since the rules governing conclaves are laid out in Section 81 of Universi Dominici Gregis:

81. The Cardinal Electors shall further abstain from any form of pact, agreement, promise or other commitment of any kind which could oblige them to give or to deny their vote to a person or persons. If this were in fact done, even under oath, I (John Paul II) decree that such a commitment shall be null and void and that no one shall be bound to observe it, and I hereby impose the sentence of excommunication latae sententiae upon those who violate this prohibition.”

Pope Benedict XVI never abrogated Pope John Paul II’s rules for future papal conclaves and therefore John Paul II’s rules still stand for the conclave of March 2013.

Francis and the so-called St. Gallen Mafia who campaigned for his election have been latae sententiae excommunicated by the late Pope St. John Paul II.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 25th
2021.

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Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou Released From Canada and Communist China Releases The Two Michaels In Return

September 24, 2021 at 11:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Following a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou has had extradition charges against her in Canada dropped and she has now returned to China.

After the release of Meng Wanzhou, the People’s Republic of China released the men who were called the Two Michaels- Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor who were arrested by Chinese authorities in December 2018 just days after the arrest of Meng Wanzhou at Vancouver International Airport in British Columbia, Canada.

The two Michaels were held in solitary confinement for over 1,000 days.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield explained to his friend Amadeus Emanon the background of the deal.

Vietnamese vampiress Ho Babylon Minh (the vampiress granddaughter of Vietnamese leader Ho Chi Minh) who was now a secret agent for the Republic of Taiwan had taken senile old fool Joe Biden’s perverted son Hunter Biden hostage.

A tearful Hunter Biden had called his father Joe, “Dad, there’s a Vietnamese vampiress here who’s threatening to crush my tiny testicles unless you pressure the Department of Justice to drop all criminal charges against Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou. Dad, do what you can. I need my tiny testicles to be able to sleep with underage Asian girls.”

“Don’t worry, son,” Joe maneuvered to get his stuffed dead German shepherd dog Champ off his leg while he sat on the toilet, “I’ll do everything in my power to save your tiny testicles or I wasn’t elected President of the United States.”

“I wish you wouldn’t use that analogy, Dad,” Hunter Biden cried, “Because you weren’t elected President of the United States.”

“Oh,” Joe Biden looked down as Champ finally let go of his leg.

“Jill,” Joe called after his wife, “How many vaccine injections has Champ had?”.

“Way, way beyond the now FDA approved third booster shot,” Jill called out.

“Oh, because he’s starting to remind me of the cat buried in that cemetery and ancient burial ground in the very first movie version made of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary,” Joe said.

Moving with the speed of a ruler in a despotic Stalinist state (which the U.S.A. had now become), Joe got on the phone to the Department of Justice.

Saying that he was going to sign an Executive Order ordering that all Department of Justice employees undergo mandatory vasectomies and tubal ligations or be fired (just like he had ordered mandatory vaccinations for all U.S. federal government employees).

He would not sign the Executive Order if they reached a plea bargain deal with Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou however.

The U.S. Department of Justice reached a plea bargain deal with Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou.

Now all that remained was for Communist China to release the two Michaels.

Communist China’s Supreme Leader the Neo-Maoist self-proclaimed god and Emperor of Dialectical Materialist Heaven Xi Jinping however decided he wouldn’t release the Two Michaels right away.

“That pompous pipsqueak and pansy Justin Trudeau needs to be taught a lesson,” Xi fumed as he ate an overdone egg roll, “I’ll keep them in jail for another year and then I’ll release them. Just to be petty about it.”

After shooting his egg roll chef, Xi Jinping suddenly found his tiny testicles in the grip of a pair of pliers wielded by Chinese vampiress Mei-ling Manchu (a former CCP Communist and current member of the Chinese Constantinian Blue Willow Milvian Bridge Freedom Fighters).

Xi spoke to his Supreme Leader reflection in his Maleficent magic mirror.

“Oh great Supreme Leader,” Xi spoke in a high-pitched soprano like voice, “The vampiress Mei-ling Manchu is threatening to crush my tiny testicles unless I release the Two Michaels- Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor that I took as hostages after the brainless Canadian Federal Government stupidly arrested Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou on behalf of their Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Stalinist American Deep State overlords. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was willing to move Heaven and Earth and Hell in interfering with the Canadian judicial system in order to save a corrupt Quebec construction firm from criminal prosecution (which led to the resignation of Canada’s first indigenous First Nations peoples Minister of Justice Jody Wilson-Raybould from cabinet because she refused to go along with her boss the failed Al Jolson minstrel show impersonator’s despicable plan). But Trudeau was not willing to move Heaven and Earth and Hell in interfering with the Canadian judicial system to ensure the Two Michaels’ release from China.”

“What are you asking me to do?” Xi’s reflection in the mirror yawned as he ate an overdone egg roll and then shot the reverse image egg roll chef.

“To order the release of Canadians Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor- the Two Michaels- from prison and return them to Canada. Otherwise my tiny testicles will be crushed and I won’t be able to have sex with anyone,” Xi wept.

Xi’s Supreme Leader mirror reflection consented to Xi’s request and ordered the release of the two Canadians.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield then had a late Friday evening dinner with vampiresses Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu in the restaurant atop the Eiffel Tower.

The gothic trio pushed some Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths when the latter group raised a fuss about the former not having any vaccine passports identification.

Mei-ling Manchu visiting Castle Dracula in Transylvania earlier this summer.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 24th
2021.

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Do You Live In A Reich Down Under?

September 21, 2021 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“Do you live in a reich down under?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?”
-Menschen bei Arbeit macht frei

This past Saturday September 18th demonstrators held a Rally For Freedom in Melbourne the capital of Australia’s Victoria state.

A rally for freedom was anathema to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact (with Maoist chopsticks) Premier Daniel Andrews.

Andrews was also pissed at the fact that an apartment building in Melbourne had used neon lights on various balconies to spell out the words FUCK YOU DAN on the side of a building.

As the ghost of U.S. Gen. George Patton appeared to Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton and slapped his face with his glove calling him “a damn Stalin loving Commie”, about 700 protestors gathered in the city of Melbourne in opposition to continued Covid restrictions.

235 people were arrested in Melbourne with an additional 32 people brought into custody in Sydney.

A real time holographic image of British MP Renfield R. Renfield spoke to the crowd while in the background the Set Mansion Estate’s guard cat Neferti Galore burnt doll sized effigies of Dan Andrews and Shane Patton at a miniature stake.

Then a couple of days later the Construction, Forestry, Maritime, Mining and Energy Union (CFMEU) declared war against its own incompetent leadership (let’s call him… John Setka) for not fighting against the mandatory Covid vaccine.

Setka was booed by his own members and went to hunker down in his own office.

Setka wept to a close aide, “What’s wrong with these people? Don’t they know what it’s like to have a penis smaller than that of Australia’s notorious drag and drug queen Uncle Ernie?”.

“Most of them probably don’t, sir,” his aide answered.

“Oh shut up,” Setka harrumphed.

Setka called the police for help.

The riot police showed up in their Evil Empire Imperial Stormtrooper uniforms and began firing rubber bullets and tear gas at the union members.

After the protest was over, Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews threw a temper tantrum and shut down the Victoria construction industry for two weeks.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 21st
2021.

Humphrey Bogart (reading the newspaper): “Nazis and Communists down in Australia eh? I just thought they had kangaroos and koala bears.”

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Night of The Harvest Moon

September 20, 2021 at 10:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Here was his first news item that he covered:

Comedian and all around idiot Chris Rock, who’s fully vaccinated, has just tested positive for Covid.

Rock says this is the reason people should get vaccinated because “you don’t want this.”

In today’s world (which resembles a global lunatic asylum), when a fully vaccinated person gets Covid, it’s ” proof the vaccines work”.

When an unvaccinated person gets Covid, they are mocked and persecuted and told they are sick because they didn’t get vaxxed.

Renfield went on to his second news item:

A video has now resurfaced of spirit of Benedict Arnold possessed U.S. General Mark Milley speaking at the 2017 Royal United Services Land Warfare Conference saying that he does “not consider the Chinese Communist Party to be an enemy of the United States”.

When is this guy (who presided over the disgraceful fall of Kabul) going to be shot or hung for treason?

Probably not as long as senile old fool Joe Biden sits in the Oval Office.

He went on to his next news item:

Justin Trudeau after having blown $610 million on an unecessary federal election has been re-elected with what he had before- a minority government.

I’m just watching Canadian Federal Conservative leader Erin O’ Toole giving his concession speech where he’s outing himself as an out and out Apostle of the Antichrist.

He’s yacking away about the “new Conservatism” for Canada.

What is the “new Conservatism” for Canada?

It’s a combination of Benito Mussolini style Fascism and Soviet Bolshevik Communism.

The August 23rd 1939 Nazi-Soviet Pact, broken by Hitler in 1941, has been renewed all over the globe in this pandemic year of 2021.

All of the major parties in Canada save one support this renewed global Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact.

And all of these parties have elected at least one seat in the Canadian House of Commons.

The only party that was opposed to this global 2021 renewed Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact was the People’s Party of Canada which didn’t win a single seat.

A year of people wearing masks over their faces has produced the greatest global outbreak of mass stupidity in all recorded history.

And so I conclude this podcast on this night of the Harvest Moon by saying… God save the planet…

… Mars…

… that that poor planet may be spared from having brainless earthlings walk on its surface.

May Elon Musk boldly fail… where Inspector Jacques Clouseau the Pink Panther (as played by Peter Sellers and not Steve Martin) has failed before.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 20th
2021.

The Harvest Moon about to be swallowed by a cloud resembling the ghostly spectre of a T-Rex head.

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King Herod’s Ghost Endorses Justin Trudeau, 13 Vatican Cardinals Get Covid and The 175th Anniversary of The Prophecy of Our Lady of La Salette

September 19, 2021 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

“Government leaders and heads of state will not be required to show proof of vaccination when they attend the opening meeting of the UN General Assembly next week.”
-Current news item

“Rules are meant for the little people only.”
-Joe Biden in an unscripted moment that was picked up by Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster

At a news conference in Tartarus where they were taking a coffee break from roasting away on their respective rotating barbeque spits, the ghosts of King Herod, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung and Fidel Castro were endorsing Justin Trudeau and his Liberal Party hoping this group of clowns would form the next national government of Canada.

Federal Conservative leader Erin O’ Toole was endorsed by Benito Mussolini.

Adolf Hitler and Marshal Petain endorsed the Bloc Quebecois although they had no chance of forming a government since they were only running for seats in the province of Quebec.

The ghost of Ernesto Che Guevara and the vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) endorsed Jagmeet Singh’s New Democratic Party.

The ghost of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin endorsed the Green Party of Annamie Paul.

And the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill and former Canadian Prime Minister John George Diefenbaker endorsed Maxime Bernier’s People’s Party of Canada.

Meanwhile over at the Vatican (seat of the Spirit of Antichrist and current home of Mystery Babylon), 13 Vatican Cardinals have been infected with the Coronavirus (one of them an 88-year-old Brazilian has died).
Of all the 13 Cardinals, 12 were fully vaccinated.
The one who wasn’t was Raymond Cardinal Burke.
Pope Francis in his BS (Baphomet Speak) spiel to the press on his plane flight home from Slovakia only mentioned what he called the “vaccine denier” (an obvious reference to Burke) getting Covid.

Samhain Cardinal Salaman was asked by the beautiful young Gypsy woman he slept with whether he was vaccinated or not.

“No, I’m not,” Cardinal Salaman answered, “So I’ve got a 1 in 13 chance of getting Covid as opposed to a 12 in 13 chance of getting Covid.”

The ghost of the Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte was meanwhile in the Vatican Archives reading an account of the prophecy of Our Lady of La Salette that was made 175 years ago today.

75 years ago today, a History professor at a small Midwestern college in tbe U.S. had also come across a journal relating the prophecy of Our Lady of La Salette that had been made 100 years earlier (on September 19th 1846).

That professor had been shot dead by former OSS (Office of Strategic Services) operatives who were now working in cahoots with Operation Paperclip Nazi psychiatrists and behavioural scientists (they would later go on to form the CIA in 1947).

His wife found the murdered History professor’s body and rather foolishly picked up the gun.

What was the message of the Virgin Mary to the two shepherd children at La Salette France on September 19th 1946?

That someday “Rome will lose the Faith and become the seat of Antichrist”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 19th
2021.

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