The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca
The Black Hand, Gnostic God Abraxas, Thanatotheristes, Teilhard and Tezcatlipoca
Sexual predatory Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein was showering by himself in a shower at the Wende Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York.
He suddenly dropped the soap.
He bent over to pick it up.
An 8 foot tall giant mammalian bat with the head of a Thanatotheristes (the name meant Reaper of Death in Greek and referred to a new species of T-Rex that had been discovered 10 years ago in the Western Canadian province of Alberta) pulled out his phallus (which was a living cobra snake) from the pants of the extra tall extra large sized waterproof Armani suit he was wearing and sodomized Weinstein in the rear end as he was bending over.
“Where the Hell did you come from?” Asked a surprised Weinstein.
“From Hell,” the strange hybrid answered, “I’m the demon of the Covid-19 Coronavirus.”
“That’s Chinese virus,” a small hybrid creature who was part weasel and part worm and who was a staunch Donald Trump supporter remarked as he crawled across the prison shower room floor.
The weasel worm hybrid was crushed by the bat body Thanatotheristes headed cobra phallic Covid-19 Coronavirus demon.
Later the news media reported that Weinstein had come down with the Coronavirus.
. . .
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was looking into his pot smoking late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror when suddenly the image of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors appeared to him.
Spoke Tezcatlipoca, “Tomorrow as you bring forth emergency legislation to deal with the financial and economic fallout from the Coronavirus crisis, I want you to include Emergency Financial Powers Legislation that will give your Finance Minister Bill Morneau power to govern the economy by dictatorial fiat – raise taxes, lower taxes, get rid of old taxes, bring in new taxes- without needing the approval of the Canadian Parliament beforehand. Grant him this power until December 2021.”
“Why should I do that?” Inquired a stunned Justin.
“Just do it,”” Tezcatlipoca blew great plumes of smoke as he blew his top.
“All right,” answered Justin meekly.
. . .
The disembodied head of the Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (who had flames of fire emerging from the silver gray locks of hair on his head) was writing a poem on the walls of a subway station in Moscow, Russia.
The poem was being written for him by a severed hand that had been burnt charcoal black.
The severed hand dubbed the Black Hand had once belonged to the Norse god Tyr but had been bitten off by the fierce Norse wolf Fenrir when Tyr bound him.
The hand had been burnt a charcoal black after the Battle of Kosovo had been fought between the Serbian Prince Lazar and the Ottoman Turks on June 15th 1389 when a group of surviving warriors had tried to cook dinner for themselves.
The hand in the fire, after it had been burnt a charcoal black, crawled away.
Teilhard directed the Black Hand to write to the Coronavirus,
“Oh, what a beautiful virus you are, you are,
What a beautiful virus you are,
Thou art the Alpha Point,
The virus that attacked the first one-celled organism starting the whole process of Darwinian evolution,
And it turns out, thou art the Omega Point as well
The total sum of Christ Consciousness
Bringing forth Pachamama’s revenge upon humanity.
Amen.”
When the moving finger of the Black Hand wrote and the eyes of disembodied head Teilhard wept tears of joy, the Jesuit’s mouth cackled in laughter.
Seconds later, a cream pie with Holy Water in it was thrown in his face.
A group of Harvey Wallbanger drinking Moscow policemen swore to their superiors afterwards that a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears had done it.
. . .
Israel’s Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, when recently asked about the Coronavirus in Israel, had replied that Moshiach (the Jewish Messiah) would arrive before Passover this year and save the entire world.
Passover this year begins on Wednesday April 8th.
Meanwhile the ancient Gnostic god Abraxas (who had the head of a rooster, the arms and torso of a man, and whose legs were two slithering serpents) had appeared to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and asked him to grant the recently formed Israeli Sanhedrin permission to sacrifice a paschal lamb at an altar on the Temple Mount on Passover for the first time in 2000 years.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 23rd
2020.
Great Caesar’s Ghost and Not So Great Josef Stalin’s Ghost On The Ides of March
Great Caesar’s Ghost and Not So Great Josef Stalin’s Ghost On The Ides of March
The Norse trickster god Loki was up to his old tricks again.
He had arranged for the ghosts of Julius Caesar, Brutus and Cassius to be released from Hades and stand on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in Washington DC not far from the entrance to the U.S. Senate to re-enact the assassination of Julius Caesar for this Ides of March in 2020.
Donald Trump was in his limousine, on his way back to the White House from his toupee maker in DC, being driven by the steps of the U.S. Capitol when he saw the ghostly re-enactment of Caesar’s assassination.
“Okayyyyy,” was the Donald’s profoundly stupid statement.
The same statement he made when his Oval Office address on the Coronavirus was finished and he didn’t realize the cameras were still rolling.
. . .
Josef Stalin’s ghost had been continuously roasting away on his barbecue spit down in Tartarus ever since he kicked the bucket back in 1953.
However Loki convinced the Greek underworld god Hades to give Stalin a temporary dispensational release from Tartarus for about an hour or two.
Acting like the ghost of Christmas Present escorting Scrooge over London, Loki took Stalin to the U.S. where he took him to a COSTCO store parking lot and showed the late Soviet Communist Party General-Secretary the multitudinously vast long line ups of people waiting to get into the store.
Next he teleported Stalin to the toilet paper aisles of the COSTCO where there was absolutely nothing on the shelves.
“Wow,” Stalin was impressed, “Long line ups of people waiting to get into the store and then once inside, there’s nothing on the shelves for them to buy.”
Stalin looked at Loki with tears in his eyes, “It’s just like the old Soviet Union.”
He grabbed a roll of toilet paper that had apparently rolled under a bottom shelf invisible to mortals and tried to wipe his teary eyes.
“Soviet style Socialism has finally triumphed in America,” Stalin smiled.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday March 15th
2020.
Justin Trudeau Encounters A Mesoamerican Deity In His Pot Smoking Antique Mirror
Justin Trudeau Encounters A Mesoamerican Deity In His Pot Smoking Antique Mirror
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had cancelled a First Ministers’ emergency meeting with provincial premiers, territorial leaders and indigenous leaders to discuss the Coronavirus because he himself may have come down with the Coronavirus.
His wife Sophie Gregoire Trudeau had returned from a speaking engagement in London, England last night and had not been feeling well.
She self isolated while awaiting results from a test for Coronavirus.
Justin decided it might be a good example to self-isolate as well.
So he had spent the day re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar with an armada of rubber ducks in his bathtub.
His wife Sophie had phoned him from the room next door an hour ago and said she had tested positive for the Coronavirus.
“Shit,” Justin thought to himself.
Now he might have to self-isolate a lot longer than he intended.
He walked out to the greenhouse to visit his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.
He was surprised to see the mirror was reflecting both himself and the greenhouse plants around the mirror instead of the mysterious rare and used book store at the corner of a foreboding dark alley and desolate fog filled street in London, England the way it usually did.
Since he could see his own reflection in the mirror tonight, he decided to put on some blackface since he always felt better wearing blackface for some reason.
A psychiatrist once told him that this feeling was probably due to “penis envy”.
Justin thought that was strange since he thought it was only some women who were prone to penis envy.
The Canadian Prime Minister noticed that the gardener had left the television on just above the coconut tree in the greenhouse.
It showed an old Tarzan movie whereby Tarzan was tied to a tree and an African tribal chief was holding up a 9 inch ruler and pointing at Tarzan and shaking his head and laughing.
“I wonder what message the universe will try to tell me tonight,” Justin thought as he reached for his box of black shoe polish that was hidden underneath the hyacinth plant.
Justin went over and looked at himself in the mirror and started putting the black shoe polish all over his face.
“I now look like Harry Belafonte,” the former drama teacher and amateur thespian grinned at himself in the mirror.
Soon his reflection vanished into the blackness of night emerging from the mirror.
An image of what looked to be a sinister Mesoamerican deity appeared in the mirror as huge whiffs of marijuana smoke came out of the wooden sides of the mirror.
The head of the deity was a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.
His right foot was an obsidian mirror.
Although occasionally his right foot would metamorphose into a snake.
When this happened, the obsidian mirror would show up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.
Justin entered the antique late Victorian/early Edwardian mirror named Magical Mystery Tour and leaned his painted blackface down to inhale the pot smoke emanating from the obsidian mirror on the deity’s chest.
In the background behind the Mesoamerican deity, the Great Bear constellation shone brightly in the night sky.
In the Great Bear constellation directly behind the deity danced a spotted skin jaguar.
The jaguar sang his own paraphrased version of an old Harry Belafonte song,
“Night-o, night-o, night time come and you oughta go home…”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 12th
2020.
Renfield’s Ottawa News Broadcasts and The Arrival of Magical Mystery Tour
Renfield’s Ottawa News Broadcasts and The Arrival of Magical Mystery Tour
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was invited by a very very independent Ottawa radio station to read the morning news at the start of the day.
Renfield ad libbed most of the broadcast.
Said Renfield, “Last night, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau held a not so emergency meeting in his office meeting with 3 other wimp parliamentary party leaders to discuss ways to continue to procrastinate and dialogue in face of the national emergency that is shutting down much of Canada’s railway and transportation system leading to massive job layoffs, food and fuel shortages as well as a devastating blow to the Canadian economy.”
Walking on Parliament Hill on his way towards the meeting, the Prime Minister stepped in a massive load of demon buffalo poop besides the Hill’s eternal flame and told reporters, “All will be well.”
When he continued walking and attempted to clean his shoes off in the snow, he was said to resemble a ballerina performing a frostbite laden slipper version of a very frozen Swan Lake.
When Justin Trudeau emerged after the meeting, he was wearing a smudge of blackface on his nose as well as a sticker on his forehead that said KICK ME! I’M AL JOLSON!
Justin told reporters that he felt Canadians’ pain.
Also emerging from the meeting was Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh who was sporting an oh! so swishy! looking pink turban.
Jagmeet Singh said that Conservative Party leader Andrew Scheer was a “racist” for wanting to end the blockades.
Next out the door was Bloc Québécois party leader Yves-Francois Blanchet who remarked, “Merde! I forgot to set my PVR to record tonight’s episode of Survivor.”
Last and certainly least to emerge from the meeting was Canadian Green Party leader Elizabeth May who sang her own paraphrased version of a 2011 Rebecca Black single hit wonder- May’s version containing the lyrics, “Highways! Highways! Gotta get down on highways!”.
The late afternoon evening news bulletin at the very very independent Ottawa radio station once again had Renfield reading or rather ad libbing the news:
“A group of Trotskyite Marxist agitators early this morning got the surprise of their lives when they attempted to set up a railway blockade in the West Edmonton area of Edmonton, Alberta.
A group of angry residents took down the protestors’ blockades and their sign saying RECONCILIATION IS DEAD!
They must have at least agreed with the Trotskyite indigenous protestors that Reconciliation was Dead because they threw the sign in the back of a truck with a bunch of garbage.
One of the angry resident counter-protestors told the media, “The government won’t do anything! The RCMP won’t do anything! Local police won’t do anything! So that means we the people have got to do something.”
Having someone who’s an Albertan for a friend- Dracul Van Helsing- I know that most Canadians probably know you don’t piss off an Albertan the same way that most people in my own nation of the United Kingdom know not to piss off a Scottish Highlander.
Someone forgot to tell the no doubt foreign agent Trotskyite planner who had planned this blockade as part of their insurrectionary efforts.
On a more sinister note, the Grand Chief of the Kanesatake Mohawks Serge Simone in Oka, Quebec must have been threatened by the Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors because he reversed himself on his decision yesterday calling for the blockades to end.”
. . .
On the Kanesatake Mohawk First Nations territory near Oka, Quebec the disembodied burning head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin with its flaming hair was flying above the ground.
The figure of Mephistopheles sat under a tree roasting chestnuts.
And the Beelzekraken had emerged from a river.
. . .
At his home in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau rushed to his backyard green house when he heard his new pot smoking and cannabis exhaling desert cactus plant from Set Enterprises in London had arrived.
He was shocked to find in the place once occupied by Strawberry Fields Forever (his old pot smoking and cannabis exhaling desert cactus plant) a large antique mirror of the late Victorian or early Edwardian era.
To top it off, the mirror didn’t even reflect his (Justin’s) own image or even the surroundings of the green house itself.
Rather it reflected a dark alleyway in London at night where a closed old and rare used book store stood at a street corner.
For Justin Trudeau, Magical Mystery Tour had indeed arrived.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 19th
2020.
She heard a strange noise coming from the direction of the old book store in the alley.
Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich
Renfield Lambasts Canada’s Trotskyite Agitators While Pansy Justin Minces In Munich
British MP Renfield R. Renfield delivered the following speech to the Canada Club in London, England
“Britain’s Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain visited Munich in 1938 and waved a piece of paper saying “Peace in our time.”
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visits Munich in 2020 and waves a limp wrist saying “Pot in our time.”
And his country is definitely going to pot.
The Trotskyite World Socialist Fourth International openly bragged about intending to use the Wet’ suwet’en hereditary chiefs’ land dispute with a gas pipeline company as the grounds to sabotage Canadian infrastructure and bring the Canadian economy to a crashing halt by shutting down the nation’s rail system.
And what is Canada’s pot smoking leader doing about it?
He says he wants dialogue and reconciliation to resolve the dispute.
Nobody has obviously told this bozo you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.
So let me be the first.
Justin, you bozo, you can’t reasonably dialogue with Marxist revolutionary scumbags.
Seeing the violence and sheer brutality that the unwashed masses of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of ANTIFA engage in in the U.S. should convince one of that.
But it’s difficult to see the world properly when one is looking at it behind a haze of pot smoke.
The R.C.M.P. in Canada have not moved against the thugs and hooligans who have brought Canada’s rail network to a halt by blockading the railway interchange at Belleville, Ontario.
Even though they do have a court injunction telling the protestors to take down their blockade.
A court injunction paper that an unwashed Trotskyite agitator on the Belleville rail intersection burnt.
But Justin whines in Munich, “We must have dialogue and reconciliation.”
Meanwhile Atlantic Canada is running out of propane to heat their homes because there’s no rail traffic bringing it.
Prairie farmers are unable to transport their grain.
Small businesses can’t keep up their inventory.
Grocery store shelves in some parts of Canada may start going bare.
All because a bunch of spoiled brat Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs have their panties in a knot.
Send Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner up there to tell them how to untangle it if they have to.
But don’t bring the entire Canadian nation to a halt.
Meanwhile the Trotskyites and their useful idiot supporters are using the terms “racist” and “colonialist” to describe everyone who criticizes their illegal and anarchistic actions.
Such as Canadian Opposition leader Andrew Scheer whose call for the rule of law to be upheld and these protesting and blockading and revolting bums to be put in jail is sending much of Canada’s leftist media into apoplexy.
Soon they will be quarantined by their physicians as their shaking and paroxysms and spasms will be taken for signs of the Coronavirus.
Being called “neo-colonialist”, “racist”, “sexist” and “homophobic” is something that Marxist agitators will always use to attempt to silence their opponents.
Thus any resemblance between political correctness and Marxism is not purely coincidental – as they’re both one and the same.
Although The Washington Post, The New York Times and most of the U.S. Democratic Party have yet to figure that out.
Justin Trudeau’s problem is that he’s an Antonio Gramscian Marxist and therefore somewhat of a limp wristed pansy when it comes to dealing with hard line Trotskyite insurrection and revolt.
His father Pierre Elliot was also a Marxist but at least he was a Mao and Fidel Castro admiring Marxist.
Therefore he wasn’t afraid to put his foot down when faced with an attempt at armed insurrection and overthrow of civil society.
When the Communist inclined FLQ (Fronte de Liberation du Quebec) kidnapped a British diplomat and a Quebec provincial cabinet minister in October of 1970, Pierre Elliot Trudeau invoked the Emergency War Measures Act and had all the FLQ bums arrested and thrown in jail.
Sadly Justin will not do the same with the Mohawk Warriors and other Trotskyite hard line Marxist organizations among Canada’s indigenous peoples.
Lastly I would like to end by quoting my good friend the late Prime Minister Winston Churchill, “You can’t make a good anti-Communist omelette without breaking a few eggs and cracking a few heads.”
Let us hope Canada will one day have a leader who will use that Churchillian recipe.
-Renfield R. Renfield MP
in an address to the Canada Club,
London, England,
Friday February 14th 2020.
Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal
Trotskyite Agitators Seek To Wreck Canada While Justin Trudeau Plays Air Guitar With Nero’s Fiddle In Senegal
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading an editorial piece on the BBC Television Network,
“Last night Trotskyite Communist Bernie Sanders narrowly defeated Gramscian Communist Pete Buttigieg in the New Hampshire state primary.
Bernie once belonged to the Trotskyite World Socialist International back in his 20s and Pete Buttigieg’s father Joseph Buttigieg was a Communist who taught at Notre Dame University from 1980 until his retirement in 2017 (showing just how far both Notre Dame University and the Catholic Church in the U.S. have gone down hill since the disastrous Second Vatican Council of the 1960s).
Joseph Buttigieg was the translator and editor of the three-volume English translation of Antonio Gramsci’s Prison Works (that the Italian Communist theoretician wrote while enjoying the sodomizing hospitality and the always deadly bar of soap droppings in Benito Mussolini’s prison system).
Joseph Buttigieg was also the founder and President of the International Gramsci Society.
Antonio Gramsci was the Communist theoretician who argued for Communists infiltrating the arts and culture of society to bring about Communist revolution.
Encouraging every form of sexual perversion and sexual degeneracy within arts, entertainment and culture to bring about the moral collapse of society and make it ripe for Communist revolution.
“Make a man depraved and you can make a man a slave” was Gramsci’s motto, slogan and mantra.
Gramsci would no doubt be pleased with what the Hollyweird film and coke snorting music industries have accomplished within American society today.
“Brad Pitt’s insanity and Joaquin Phoenix’s babblings (here Renfield drank from a bottle of milk rather than his usual bottle of Scotch while editorializing) are proof of this at the recent Academy Awards ceremony. The only one with an IQ higher than 100 at the ceremony might have been Martin Scorsese who actually fell asleep during Eminem’s screeching and vocal bouts of the after effects of constipation that counts for musical talent in America today.”
“So we have three Bolshevik methods of achieving power- the Stalinist model which is to commit genocide against and ethnically cleanse everybody in a non-racist non-discriminatory fashion.
There’s the Trotskyite method which is armed struggle and violent protests and insurrections to seize power (although Bernie Sanders is currently Trotskyite lite in that respect).
And there’s the Gramscian method which is to use sexual perversion and degeneracy and debauchery being promoted through arts, entertainment and culture to bring society down to the point where they will meekly accept a Communist takeover.”
“While the Republican Party in the U.S. has been safely taken over by the Neo-Fascists like Donald Trump (who acts like Benito Mussolini on his best days and Adolf Hitler on his worst), various groups of Neo-Bolsheviks struggle for control of the Democrats- the Neo-Stalinists, the Neo-Trotskyites and the Neo-Gramscians.
The Neo-Stalinists in the Democratic Party try to remain in the closet and not come out as Stalin has a somewhat unsavoury and nefarious reputation.
So you won’t see any coming out parades by Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats like you would a certain group of perverts favoured by Gramsci for his culture and society wrecking efforts.
So Neo-Stalinists among the Democrats remain in the closet (where you will find Hillary Clinton, her witches’ brooms, her voodoo dolls and her numerous copies of the book Marina Abramovic’s Spirit Cooking Recipes).
So the rest- the Neo-Trotskyites’ favourite Bernie Sanders and the Neo-Gramscians’ favourite Pete Buttiigieg battle it out.
I noticed Foreign Policy Magazine (the periodical published by the notorious Council On Foreign Relations) has come out with an article entitled The CIA Did Not Help Pete Buttigieg Win Iowa.
That the Council On Foreign Relations would make such a claim probably constitutes proof positive that the CIA did help Buttigieg win Iowa.
Turning to the Trotskyites and Canada, a geopolitical analyst friend of mine visited the World Socialist International website of the Trotskyites this past Sunday night to see how they were marking Trotskyite Bernie Sanders’ campaign.
While there, he encountered an article on how the Trotskyites planned to wreck Canada and the Canadian economy and destabilize the Canadian government to pave the way for anarchy and eventually an armed insurrection.
The Trotskyites said they were going to use the Wet’ suwet’ en hereditary chiefs’ protest against a natural gas pipeline through their land as the catalyst for Trotskyite armed agitator protests, demonstrations and eventually violence to destabilize the Canadian economy and government.
Trotskyite agitators would use indigenous peoples and their sympathizers to block roads, bridges, streets, railroads, airports and access to various public and government buildings claiming to do so in solidarity with the Wet’suwet’en hereditary chiefs.
By bringing the transportation infrastructure of the country to a halt,
Trotskyites could wreak severe economic damage on the Canadian economy.
The government of Canada and most of the provinces were led by weak political leaders who would not crack down on the protests allowing the situation to fester and become worse.
The geopolitical analyst friend of mine did not think the Trotskyites would act so quickly and so that night wrote a blog post about an Aztec god of the dead on his blog instead.
In fact, the Trotskyites acted the next day shutting down and blockading major railways across the Canadian province of Ontario.
Then on Tuesday, they blockaded numerous city halls across Canada as well as the entrance to the Vancouver Port Authority.
Today they blockaded several major streets and bridges across various Canadian cities and blockaded access to the B.C. Provincial Legislature.
So far no politician has taken concrete action against these anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans.
Instead, in namby-pamby fashion, getting court injunctions against the blockades for actions that are already illegal.
Court injunctions where the injunction papers are promptly burnt by the Trotskyite agitators.
When my geopolitical analyst friend went back to the Trotskyite World Socialist website tonight to link to the post, he discovered that it had been taken down.
No doubt the Trotskyites were so surprised by their success (already various politicians and those in agriculture and industry are admitting the blockades of the nation’s transportation system are quickly bringing the Canadian economy to a halt) in using the Wet’suwet’en land and gas pipeline dispute as a catalyst for their illegal and anarchistic actions, they thought they better take the plan down in case someone discovered they were behind this.
And so as Canada burns, its pot smoking Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is currently in Senegal in west Africa trying to impress people there by air guitar playing with Nero’s fiddle.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 12th
2020.
Harry and Meghan’s Excellent Canadian Adventure
Harry and Meghan’s Excellent Canadian Adventure
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on Skype talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon.
Amadeus and his girlfriend Angelique Dumont were currently in Australia along with a massive group of volunteers who were trying to rescue koalas, kangaroos, possums and other wildlife from the massive raging fires throughout Australia.
Amadeus gave Renfield a briefing on the situation in Australia.
“So, what do you have to tell me?” Amadeus asked Renfield.
“Well,” Renfield replied, “I just heard from our friend Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun who’s currently staying at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. Apparently Theodore McCarrick the now laicized Communist homosexual pedophile ex-Cardinal, who sodomized numerous altar boys and young seminarians over the years and who negotiated the pact with China’s Xi Jinping selling out the Underground Catholic Church in that country, has been moved from the friary he was staying at in Kansas to a fancy town house in Jacksonville Florida. That townhouse was apparently once owned by Marcial Maciel the homosexual pedophile pervert who founded the Legionaries of Christ. Anyhow last night Yaldabaoth had a dream in which a tortoise reading a copy of Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus had appeared to him and told him that he should get together with Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war and enact revenge on McCarrick on behalf of all those poor innocents buggered by the former Cardinal.”
“And is he going to do that?” Amadeus inquired.
“He is,” Renfield nodded.
“What are you up to?” Amadeus asked.
“Well, I’m currently examining evidence that Ukraine International Airlines Flight PS752 may have been accidentally shot down by Iran’s own missile defences thinking it was a U.S. plane retaliating for Iranian missile strikes on U.S. Air Bases in Iraq,” Renfield replied.
“Wow, how awful,” Amadeus commented.
“Iran is trying to say that it isn’t true,” Renfield noted, “that the story is a psy-ops operation being directed by the American CIA. Now the American CIA are the sort of deceptive underhanded bastards who’d engage in a psy-ops operation like that but I don’t think it happened in this case. I think it was a tragic mistake by the Iranians in the situation brought on in that part of the world by the megalomania of one Donald J. Trump.”
“People are making the claim that Gen. Qasem Soleimani was a terrorist who organized militias and various death squads across the Middle East,” Amadeus pointed out.
“Well I’m no fan of Soleimani,” Renfield answered, “but Soleimani was only doing in the Middle East what the Americans were doing throughout much of Latin America back in the 1980s. Organizing militias and death squads. That bastard Roberto D’ Aubuisson who led a right-wing death squad in El Salvador is just one of many who comes to mind. So if it’s permissible for a drone to take out Soleimani, then it’s permissible for drones to take out former CIA directors as well as former Marine Lt-Col. Oliver North.”
“I don’t think Trump would quite see it that way,” Amadeus reflected.
“No, I don’t imagine he would,” Renfield took a swig of whisky.
“What do you think of Justin Trudeau sporting a beard?” Amadeus asked next.
“He’s probably trying to look like a war time leader,” Renfield pointed out, “Dracul Van Helsing mentioned to an Alberta provincial cabinet minister he met in a coffee shop in Calgary in November that Trudeau may not necessarily be able to hold on to power in a minority government situation if a major global war broke out which Van Helsing told the said cabinet minister it probably would. As Trudeau does not have the type of fibre it takes to be a political leader in war time. Word of that probably got back to Trudeau when Alberta Premier Jason Kenney met Trudeau. And no doubt Justin thinks that by growing a beard which makes him look more mature and less boyish that this will turn him into a war time leader over night.”
“But there’s more to being a war time leader than having a beard,” Amadeus pointed out.
“You and I can both agree on that,” Renfield took another swig of whisky.
“Seeing as how you’re close friends with Prince Harry and Meghan, what do you make of them stepping back from their role as senior royals?” Amadeus asked.
“I actually advised them to go ahead and do it,” Renfield commented.
“You did?” Amadeus was shocked.
“Yes,” Renfield removed the cap off another bottle of whisky, “I’m afraid what ever good will I had with Her Majesty the Queen after rescuing one of her Welsh corgis from drowning 3 years ago, I’ve now lost.”
“So, what’s happening?” Amadeus asked.
“Well, as you may have heard on the news tonight, the Duchess of Sussex has flown back to Canada. She’s arriving in Vancouver shortly. And then will be flying to Victoria on Vancouver Island. You may not know this… But Prince Archie…. my godson… umm… Forget that I just said that,” Renfield added who had been constantly telling the British tabloid press that he could neither confirm nor deny that he was Archie’s godfather, “never returned to Britain from Canada.”
“So the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are moving to Canada?” Amadeus inquired.
“Yes, which actually ties in with the geopolitical plans that Dracul Van Helsing has for Canada,” Renfield continued to down his whisky.
“Van Helsing has geopolitical plans for Canada?” Amadeus wanted to know more.
“Yes, since foreign policy in what is becoming an increasingly dangerous world is the last thing on the minds of most Canadian politicians of whatever political party and stripe, Van Helsing has been thinking up a geopolitical strategy for Canada,” Renfield opened up his third bottle of whisky in the course of this Skype conversation with Amadeus.
“What does Van Helsing want to see?” Amadeus demanded to know.
“Well he’s come to the conclusion that since a narcissistic megalomaniac with Caesar like neo-Roman imperial ambitions is the head of state and head of government of the country directly south of him, it could be a very good thing for Canadian political sovereignty if Canada had a constitutional monarchy independent of Britain. The first Emperor of Brazil was actually a son of the King of Portugal. And it’s always been Van Helsing’s opinion that Brazil started to go down hill as a nation when the Brazilian military ousted the Emperor in a coup back in the 19th Century and it’s been going down hill ever since. Last year Van Helsing came to the conclusion that Harry and Meghan would make an ideal King and Queen of Canada.
And now it appears they want to move to Canada.”
“What will Trump make of that?” Amadeus wanted to know.
“Trump is currently wondering why Justin’s beard looks like that of the late Soleimani,” Renfield replied.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 9th
2020.
Meghan and Harry: Future Queen and King of Canada?
Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois
February 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel)
Pansy Justin Calls All Wimps’ Meeting With Pansy Jagmeet and Pansy Yves-Francois
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was in Ottawa invited as a guest by concerned Canadians who were concerned with the limp wristed response by the Justin Trudeau government to the ongoing Trotskyite Marxist insurrection in Canada.
Once again, Opposition leader Andrew Scheer called for Canada’s Public Safety Minister to use the RCMP Act to get the RCMP to take down the blockades of the nation’s railway system and arrest the Trotskyite anarchist bum protestors if need be.
Canada’s testosterone challenged Prime Minister Justin Trudeau snivelled back in the House of Commons that he didn’t believe in “Politicians telling the police what to do.”
Standing outside the Canadian House of Commons, Renfield told supporters that “This is just a bunch of gay BS. Because we all know if pro-life groups blockaded abortion clinics across the country, this pro-baby slaughtering Prime Minister would be calling on both the RCMP and the Canadian Armed Forces to mow down protestors with machine guns.”
Justin Trudeau later threw a hissy fit in the Prime Minister’s Office when informed of Renfield’s statement.
The testosterone challenged Prime Minister had also called a meeting with all opposition party leaders in the House of Commons with the exception of Mr. Scheer (who was the leader of the Official Opposition) to discuss namby-pamby “dialogue and reconciliation” ways of ending the blockades of various parts of the country’s transportation system.
The opposition party leaders he called to the All Wimps’ Meeting were all a bunch of Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxists themselves like he was.
Among the Cultural Marxist wimp leaders attending the meeting would be Bloc Québécois leader Yves-Francois Blanchet (who had an overwhelming hatred of the people of the Canadian province of Alberta), Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh who labelled anyone who disagreed with his own particular political viewpoint a “racist” and climate change hysteria airhead Elizabeth May who led the Canadian Green Party (a bunch of unripened tomatoes- green on the outside but red on the inside).
When Mr. Scheer suggested the RCMP take down the blockades and arrest the protestors, Jagmeet Singh had called Andrew Scheer a “racist” for suggesting that.
Renfield was asked about that statement of Mr. Singh’s.
“Well,” Renfield replied, “I asked my friend the famous Set Enterprises’ secret agent Miranda Singh if this Jagmeet Singh character is perhaps a distant relative of hers. Someone who was taking a day off down at the beach while the Cosmos was handing out brains at the bus station at the same time and so he subsequently failed to pick up his package. She replied if he is indeed a relative, then he is very distant.”
Canadian Assembly of First Nations Grand Chief Perry Bellegarde had shown himself to be either a Trotskyite Marxist or an Antonio Gramscian Cultural Marxist wimp by saying the blockades should not be brought to an end by police intervention even though the Canadian nation was going to Hell as a result of them.
Canada’s Federal Indigenous Affairs Minister Marc Miller, who had spent the day yesterday handing out Neville Chamberlainesque surrender papers to the Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors who were blockading Canada’s important rail link at Belleville, Ontario, agreed with Mr. Bellegarde’s idiotic assessment.
Meanwhile Kanesatake Mohawk Grand Chief Serge Simon had called on the protestors to end their blockades pointing out that many indigenous people in the country were themselves starting to run out of propane and food due to the demonstrators’ blockades.
No sooner had Grand Chief Serge Simon said this than a bunch of Trotskyite Marxist Mohawk Warriors locked out the Grand Chief and his Council from the administrative office of the First Nations near Oka, Quebec.
Renfield commented to those gathered to hear him on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, “These are dangerous times. The world is facing on a global scale what the country of Spain faced back in 1936- a looming battle between Fascists and Communists. In 2020, can a civilized western democracy be brought down and undergo a Marxist revolution? The Trotskyite Fourth International is using Canada as their testing grounds to find this out. They chose Canada because most of the federal national political leadership in this country are Antonio Gramscian style Cultural Marxists- those who are always ready to throw in the towel when called upon.
Communism in the West did not die with the Fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991. It only went underground infiltrating various organizations waiting for the time to be right when to strike. The global economic meltdown of 2008 set the stage for them to start making their comeback. In the U.S., there is a Fascist in the White House and the opposing front running Democratic Party candidates for President are Marxists of some shade or other.
A Marxist Trotskyite Canada would certainly make it easier for a Marxist Trotskyite Democrat to make it in the U.S.
Let it be clear that the only reason why Trotskyism is not considered as bloodthirsty as Stalinism is because Stalin defeated Trotsky for control of the Soviet Union back in the late 1920s. When Trotsky was Lenin’s Commissar For War, he ran ruthless bloodthirsty campaigns during the opening years of Communism being imposed on the former Czarist Russian Empire from 1917 to 1922.
Peasant farmers had their hands chopped off by Trotsky’s Red Army soldiers if they resisted attempts at forced collectivization of agriculture.
The Polish Army in 1920 was well aware of the bloodthirsty nature of Trotsky’s Soviet Red Army.
In fact in 1920, the Polish Army was all that stood in the way of Trotsky’s Red Army advancing and conquering a war weary Western Europe including Germany and France.
The Battle of Warsaw between August 13th and August 25th 1920 was one the Soviet Red Army should have really won.
And then nothing would have stopped them on their advance towards the English Channel.
But the Battle of Warsaw became known as the Miracle of the Vistula because the Polish Army came back to defeat the Soviet Red Army.
Now you may not believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared on the banks of the Vistula River as a source of encouragement to the Polish Army (God knows that Pope Francis probably doesn’t!) but it was still a miracle nonetheless since the Poles defeated the better equipped Soviet Red Army and saved Western Europe from becoming part of the U.S.S.R.
This historic battle was not taught in most schools even before public education started to go downhill in the West during the 1960s and since then when even most history is no longer taught.
But Trotsky’s loss on the Vistula hearkens today to become his victory on the Rideau Canal.
May a Canadian leader rise to stop it,” Renfield concluded.
-written by Christopher
Tuesday February 18th
2020.
Set Enterprises’ Secret Agent Miranda Singh:
She has both brains and beauty.
Unlike Canadian New Democratic Party leader Jagmeet Singh.
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