Michelangelo’s Vision of Joe Biden Meeting The Serpent Maitreya and Queen Cleopatra
The train from Tartarus carrying the spectral ghostly body of Walt Disney (1901-1966) to be sacrificed in an occultic ceremony at the Marian shrine of Knock in Ireland while Joe Biden sniffs the resurrected Cleopatra’s hair
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster 🦞 was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises Laboratories in London England using his lobster claws as well as a fork, knife and spoon to eat an Irish recipe shepherd’s pie that was made with Guinness stout.
After eating the shepherd’s pie and then having a glass of Jameson Irish Whiskey 🥃, the psychic lobster 🦞 then fell into a deep sleep.
He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of the Marian shrine at the village of Knock in County Mayo in the province of Connacht in Ireland.
Senile old fool Joe Biden was there waiting for one of his secret service agents to arrive with a fresh pair of diapers.
He so hated standing in soggy and lumpy diapers.
His son Hunter Biden was down on the grass trying to snort up all the crack cocaine that he had spilled.
Suddenly a huge giant golden cobra 🐍 serpent showed up along with the resurrected Egyptian Queen Cleopatra VII Philopator who had been queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt from 51 BC to 30 BC and its last active ruler.
“Maitreya, I presume?” Biden held out his hand.
“Yes,” Maitreya answered and bit Biden’s hand with one of his huge fangs.
“Fuck, that hurts,” Biden swore.
“You have bit my hand so magnificently,” commented the ghost of Peter Sellers who was reprising his role of noted Indian 🇮🇳 actor Hrundi V. Bakshi from the 1968 film The Party for this occasion.
Five years ago on Saint Patrick’s Day March 17th 2018, Maitreya and Cleopatra had been crowned High King and High Queen of Ireland 🇮🇪 respectively on the Hill of Tara in County Meath in the province of Leinster in Ireland 🇮🇪.
Now Maitreya and Cleopatra were to preside over the sacrifice of a ghost here at the Marian shrine of Knock Ireland to help bring about a totalitarian One World government.
Joe Biden had issued a statement, “I’m Joe Biden and I approve of this idea 💡.”
The ghost selected for the sacrifice was the ghost of Walt Disney.
Disney’s ghost wasn’t too happy about being sacrificed and was busy screaming all the way from Tartarus (where most 33rd Degree Freemasons like Disney wind up) on the Hades and Persephone Express Train all the way up to Knock Ireland.
The Hades and Persephone Express Train arrives in Knock Ireland from Tartarus in the Underworld
Maitreya brought out the Dagger 🗡️ of Mephistopheles and sacrificed a screaming 😱 Disney while Shiva the Destroyer god from the Hindu pantheon performed a dance from the latest Bollywood musical and Apollyon the Angel of the Bottomless Pit sang in Greek and then in Hebrew the song Some Enchanted Evening.
Joe Biden in the meantime was attempting to sniff Cleopatra’s hair.
The beautiful Ptolemaic Egyptian Queen gave the senile old fool a swift kick in the balls.
The ghost of Peter Sellers still in character as noted Indian 🇮🇳 actor Hrundi V. Bakshi remarked, “An ancient Chinese proverb attributed to a Shaolin monk once said, “A kick in the ass is a kindness to the balls.” As Confucius and his less illustrious descendant Harry Woo would note, “Alas Cleopatra did not imbibe ancient Chinese wisdom while snuggled in the arms of Julius Caesar and Mark Antony.” So Joe Biden has paid the price for that lack of wisdom. Thus it behooves us all to drink deeply from the Pierian Spring.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 13th
2023.
Goddess Sophia and Samhain Cardinal Salaman
Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic Goddess of Wisdom inside the Vatican
Samhain Cardinal Salaman had had a busy day at the Vatican.
Pope Francis had been rushed to the Gemelli Hospital 🏥 in Rome with a respiratory infection.
And already Samhain was getting emails and text messages from cardinals considered papabili (favourites to become the next Pope) asking for his support at the next papal 🇻🇦 conclave.
Francis wasn’t dead and already some cardinals were campaigning to be the next Pope.
Nimrod the frog was sitting on Cardinal Samhain’s bookshelf and eating fried chicken and drinking gallons of Mountain Dew.
He was eating and drinking and burping and scratching his stomach and saying, “And would you say (burp! burp! scratch! scratch!) your fellow Cardinals have good taste.”
“No!” Cardinal Samhain shook his head.
And then also Cardinal Salaman had received the news this morning that his friend Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander had almost been sacrificed in an occultic sacrifice in Cornwall England last Thursday.
Back in the mid-2010s when Samhain Salaman had worked as a professional stage magician in London England, Belvedere had served as his invisible Magician’s Assistant.
It’s easier to do more convincing and believable magic 🪄 tricks when you’ve got a ghost helping you, Samhain had discovered.
Later when Francis had discovered that Samhain also studied Kabbalah and real magic, the pontiff had had Samhain baptized, confirmed, ordained a deacon, ordained a priest, consecrated a bishop, elevated to the office of Archbishop and then created a Cardinal all on the same day.
Samhain Cardinal Salaman’s friend the Ghost White Salamander Belvedere had escaped being sacrificed thanks to the efforts of Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles.
The demon possessed elk (who was presiding over the occultic ceremony and would-be ghostly salamander sacrifice) had been slain by a silver arrow fired either by the Celtic stag god Cernunnos or Dracul Van Helsing.
Cardinal Salaman was suddenly distracted by a noise behind him.
There on top of his desk was Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic Goddess of Wisdom.
He was reminded of something he had once read in a lost book of Solomon (that he had found), “When perilous times come, suckle on the breasts of wisdom.”
Samhain Cardinal Salaman got on top of his desk and did just that.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 29th
2023.
Egyptian Vampiress Isis and The 60th Anniversary of The Opening of Vatican II
The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis attending an interreligious dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt
Isis, the great Egyptian vampiress who was worshipped as a goddess and venerated as the queen of the Egyptian deities, was attending an interreligious dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt.
Isis, along with her husband Osiris and her son Horus, was also venerated and worshipped in most upper level Freemasonic degree Temples around the world.
Another entity/being who was also worshipped and venerated in most upper level Freemasonic degree Temples around the world was an entity/being called Lucifer.
Lucifer was also called the Devil and occasionally Satan (although Satan as a title was also used for the ancient Hebrew angel of death whose official name was Samael).
Isis had never met Lucifer although she knew of him.
It was said of Lucifer that he was the most beautiful and most intelligent of all angels created by God – the God who was the Supreme Being and the Creator of the Cosmos.
It was said that Lucifer became overcome with pride and he led a rebellion of one/third of the angels against God.
Lucifer was apparently thrown out of the heavens by Saint Michael the Archangel.
But Isis had never met Lucifer.
Nor had most of the deities of the ancient pagan pantheons (Zeus, Odin, the Celtic god Lugh etc.) ever met Lucifer.
Contrary to popular opinion, Lucifer did not bother much with humanity being the supreme intellectual snob that he was.
He allowed his immediate subordinates Baal, Baphomet, Mammon, Mephistopheles and Moloch to deal with humanity.
Always following his (Lucifer the Devil’s) commands and directives of course.
Lucifer occasionally possessed people throughout history.
Judas Iscariot probably being the most famous person he possessed after Judas invited him in when Judas decided to betray Christ.
And someday he would possess the body of the Antichrist.
One of Lucifer’s greatest amusements this century was to allow a supreme demon of stupidity to possess Pope Francis.
So Francis came across as being both an idiot and satanic.
The same held true for Joe Biden.
In Joe’s case, a lesser demon of stupidity (also the patron demon of outhouses and toilet bowls) possessed him.
Likewise making Joe come across as being both an idiot and satanic.
There were occasions when the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles had to take possession of Joe when it was absolutely necessary for Joe to say something intelligent in public (which was of vital importance for the Supreme Council of Demons and Fallen Angels and their human subordinate agency of global elitists called the World Economic Forum that he do so).
As Isis stood receiving acts of fealty and homage at the Interreligious Dialogue in Alexandria, Egypt
The incredibly beautiful and extremely young looking vampiress reflected that on this date October 11th 2022 that it was exactly 60 years ago today (on October 11th 1962) that the Second Vatican Council opened under the then pontiff Pope John XXIII.
John XXIII was surrounded by advisors who were Freemasons.
And Freemasons and Isis were wanting the Catholic Church to worship Osiris, herself (Isis) and Horus.
The Freemasons were wanting the Catholic Church to worship Lucifer as well.
Of course according to Protestant Fundamentalists, the Catholic Church already worshipped Isis, Osiris and Horus due to the influence of a book called The Two Babylons by Alexander Hislop written and published in the 19th Century.
Of course the Free Church of Scotland minister Hislop got his information for his book from a spirit who visited him in a dream (hardly a credible source).
That diary entry of Hislop’s is unknown to most of his book’s supporters who regard the inaccurate history and inaccurate scholarship in The Two Babylons as divinely inspired.
But Isis and Freemasonry wanted the Catholic Church to really worship herself (Isis), her husband Osiris and her son Horus.
And with the onset of Vatican II, it looked like the possibility now loomed on the horizon.
And with the advent of the satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis), the Isis, Osiris and Horus Freemasonic ship (captained by the ghost of the medieval pirate Baldassarre Cossa who reigned as the medieval AntiPope John XXIII in Pisa from 1410 to 1415) had finally come in.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Tuesday October 11th
2022.
Weird California Duo Calls For Saintly Canonization of Charles Manson
Actress Sharon Tate appears in an episode of The Beverley Hillbillies.
Sadly Miss Tate was one of 7 people to die in the murderous rampage carried out by brainwashed followers of homicidal hippy commune leader Charles Manson in California during the summer of ’69.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading a waterproof library book on Sharon Tate and the Charles Manson Helter Skelter murders.
He then turned out the light and went to bed.
He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of a weird California duo calling upon Pope Francis’ Vatican to canonize Charles Manson a saint.
The weird California duo was none other than California Gov. Gavin Newsom and his aunt-in-law Nancy Pelosi.
Said Gov. Newsom at a press conference, “I call upon Pope Francis and his Vatican to canonize Charles Manson a Saint.”
“Amen, hallelujah, nephew!” Shouted Nancy Pelosi.
Reporters of the mainstream media vigourously applauded Gov. Newsom after he made his announcement.
A reporter from Rebel News Canada however asked the question, “Why do you think Charles Manson should be canonized?”.
Members of the mainstream media and Gov. Newsom and Nancy Pelosi turned and scowled at the reporter from Rebel News Canada.
“Well as you know,” Gov. Newsom snarled, “According to the greatest oracle of our time Bill Gates, the world’s biggest problem is that there are too many people living on our planet. And Charles Manson killed people. Thus he was doing a tremendous favour for Mother Earth aka Gaia aka Pachamama.”
“Amen, hallelujah, nephew!” Nancy Pelosi exclaimed.
“Earlier this evening, I signed an Executive Order granting Charles Manson a posthumous pardon for what in those unenlightened times were considered crimes,” Newsom grinned while members of the mainstream media applauded and shouted with glee.
“Amen, hallelujah, nephew,” Nancy Pelosi batted her purple coloured eyelashes
“I have also asked the California State Legislature to pass a bill issuing a formal apology to Charles Manson for all those years the State of California so wrongly kept him behind bars,” Newsom went on.
“Amen, hallelujah, nephew,” Nancy Pelosi smiled oblivious to the fact that her wig was coming off.
Pelosi herself approached the podium, “I am going to introduce a resolution in the House of Representatives calling upon both Houses of Congress to call upon President Biden to sign an Executive Order calling upon Pope Francis and the Vatican to immediately canonize Charles Manson a Saint.”
“Amen, hallelujah, Aunt,” Gov. Gavin Newsom ejaculated behind her.
Nancy Pelosi wiped the back of her skirt.
They then smiled and waved at the cheering assembly of reporters.
Michelangelo’s dream (or was it a vision?) continued.
He was on a plane with an assemblage of reporters covering Pope Francis on one of his many plane trips.
Of course aboard a plane in front of reporters was where Pope Francis usually issued his stupidest statements.
Michelangelo wondered what the purpose of this particular plane trip was.
He read the statement from the Pope’s private secretary.
The plane was flying to the North Pole so Pope Francis could tell that jolly old elf Santa Claus and all his reindeer and toy making little elves to get on board and sign on the dotted line to sign up for the Astana Kazakhstan 7th InterFaith Congress Plan For A Global One World Religion.
So far the reporters aboard the plane had not yet read the private secretary’s statement as they were all sloshed out of their minds.
However the Cardinal accompanying the Pope on this trip had just read the travel statement written up by the Pope’s private secretary.
He grabbed the pontiff and hauled him into the washroom where he gently broke the news to Francis that there was no such thing as Santa Claus.
The Pope could be heard blubbering aloud and sobbing for the next 80 minutes.
The Cardinal told the media that the plane would be turning around and heading back to Rome.
Francis then told the press that he was now open to questions.
CNN’s Don Lemon asked Francis, “What do you think of California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s call that Charles Manson should be immediately canonized?”.
“I think this is an excellent idea,” Francis grinned, “Charles Manson was a great man. He was all about free love and drugs and rock and roll. In this he reflected the values of the Aquarian Age. And according to former Dominican priest and current Episcopalian priest Matthew Fox and his witch medium Miriam Starhawk the Age of Aquarius officially began on December 21st 2020 just as the Coronavirus vaccines were about to roll out. And we need a Saint for this new Aquarian Age heralding the end of the Age of Pisces. Who better than Charles Manson?”.
“A follow up question,” said Lemon, “When will you canonize Charles Manson?”.
“Well I don’t think we need reports of a miracle performed in his name to get him canonized,” the Pope went on, “Requiring a miracle or miracles is so pre-Vatican II. We need to get up to date. I think I’ll canonize him tomorrow. I’ll declare him a Servant of God at 6:00 AM. Then I’ll declare him venerable (worthy of veneration) at 9:00 AM. Then I’ll beatify him (declare him blessed) at 12 Noon. Then I’ll canonize him (declare him a Saint) at 3:00 PM.”
“3:00 PM?” A reporter from Rebel News Canada piped up, “Wasn’t that the hour Christ died upon the Cross?”.
“I don’t know,” Francis shrugged, “Was it?”.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 18th
2022.
Eugenio Scalfari Dead At The Age of 98
British MP Renfield R. Renfield was meeting in a coffee shop with his friend Amadeus Emanon’s pastor the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish Church in West London.
They were discussing today’s death of Italian atheistic journalist Eugenio Scalfari at the age of 98.
Scalfari was the co-founder of the influential Italian newspaper La Repubblica and was its editor from 1976 to 1996.
He continued to work as a journalist and write articles and do interviews even after he retired as editor.
Scalfari was most famous for doing interviews with Pope Francis.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio seemed to enjoy giving intimate personal interviews to Scalfari.
Scalfari took no notes during these interviews and relied on memory he said.
Thus Jorge Mario Bergoglio could theoretically have an out when Scalfari’s articles said that Francis during these interviews had denied the existence of Hell, the Divinity of Christ and His Bodily Resurrection.
However when concerns were raised about these issues by numerous Catholic faithful, not once did the Vatican ever issue a statement from Francis himself that the pontiff categorically denied the claims that Scalfari attributed to him.
“I do not know if Scalfari accepted Christ on his deathbed,” said Father Bury Saint Edmunds, “but if he didn’t and Scalfari’s soul was lost, Bergoglio has a lot to answer for in not preaching the Gospel to him. A man who is a priest and even more so a bishop has a lot to answer for from God in how he handles souls under his care.”
“But if Bergoglio didn’t really believe in the existence of Hell, Christ’s Divinity or His Bodily Resurrection,” Renfield noted, “He really wouldn’t feel inclined to preach the Gospel to Scalfari, would he?”.
“That’s a good point,” Father Saint Edmunds admitted.
“What are those little cards with pictures on them that you’ve got in front of you, Father?” Renfield asked.
“They’re prayer cards,” Father Saint Edmunds answered.
“And what are those pictures of?” Renfield inquired.
“Well this picture is of Jesus with His Sacred Heart, this is a picture of Saint Stephen who was the Christian Church’s first martyr, this is a picture of Saint James the Apostle and this is a picture of Saint Christopher carrying the Christ Child across a stream,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds replied.
“May I have those prayer cards, Father?” Renfield asked.
“Certainly,” the priest handed the MP the cards.
In another corner of the cafe, the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka sat watching.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 14th
2022.
Pan Goatee Beheads Uglo While Mephistopheles Meets Xi
Genetically created satyr Pan Goatee was recently the subject of an oil painting
The world’s most famous genetically created satyr Pan Goatee recently had his portrait painted.
Pan Goatee was boarding a bus when he saw this really pathetic looking uglo sitting on one of the seats.
“Well so much for Pope Francis’ consecration of humanity to Pachamama making the world a better place,” Goatee barfed into the fare box after he saw her, “The term ‘Tierra del cielo’ in Spanish which can mean Earth of Heaven or Land In Sky has always been an epithet of Pachamama the Inca earth goddess. And now so called “traditional Catholic” commentators say this title in Francis’ Consecration of Russia and Ukraine Prayer isn’t a reference to Pachamama. It’s like Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat was telling me the other day when we had a bucket of KFC, today’s so-called “trad Catholics” seem to be even more demonically possessed than your run of the mill typical Novus Ordo Catholics and have been since Francis first became Pope.”
After Pan had finished barfing into the fare box rendering it inoperable, he then went and beheaded the beet turnip hair coloured uglo and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.
Krampus arrived still munching on a bucket of KFC and swept up the uglo’s remains into a sack and carried them down to Tartarus.
. . .
The air of Rome was thick with invisible demons after Francis had consecrated the world, the Church, humanity, Russia and Ukraine to Pachamama.
Nimrod the little green frog who was eating an ice cream cone noticed the street was crawling with invisible scorpions.
. . .
Meanwhile the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles (who had been in Moscow the past few months convincing Vladimir Putin to go ahead with his plans to invade Ukraine) was now in Beijing.
He was meeting with Communist China’s despot Xi Jinping to convince him that now was the time to invade Taiwan.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday March 25th
2022.
Francis: Come On Do The Pachamama With Him
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s vision of the actress who will play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese made film about the life of the Inca earth mother goddess who is a red dragon that lives in the flames under the Earth but is able to shapeshift into a beautiful woman who walks on the earth or lives in the sky above the earth
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster got a premonition that director Martin Scorsese was going to make a film about Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess that satanic AntiPope Francis was going to consecrate all of humanity and in particular Russia and Ukraine to (although he was claiming it was to the Virgin Mary).
Then Michelangelo got a vision of the actress who would play Pachamama in the Martin Scorsese film.
Michelangelo’s lobster tank exploded when he saw the vision.
. . .
Jeffrey the otter had somehow managed to stumble into DARPA headquarters after having drunk too many bottles of Elon Musk’s Mars Project Green Minnow Beer.
Jeffrey put on the radio where the DARPA wireless was picking up secret radio transmissions from the Vatican.
The radio transmissions were playing a song that Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had secretly recorded a couple of years ago.
The song was to the tune of Kylie Minogue’s song The Loco-Motion.
Jeffrey heard Bergoglio sing,
“Everybody’s doin’ a brand new dance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama) …
… You gotta swing your hips now…
Come on baby do the Pachamama with me…”
. . .
And tomorrow everybody would be doing the Pachamama with Pope Francis as Francis would be consecrating the world, the church, humanity and Russia and Ukraine to Pachamama (but doing so under the guise that he was doing it to Mary) in union with all the bishops of the world.
Meanwhile as the Set Enterprises’ long suffering janitor was busy mopping up the mess left by yet another of Michelangelo’s exploded lobster tanks, the psychic crustacean had yet another vision.
Actor/director Mel Gibson was reading the story of the statue of Our Lady of Copacabana.
Francisco Tito Yupanqui (1550-1616) an amateur Inca sculptor and a descandant of Huayna Capac (1464-1524) who had been the third Sapa Inca (Emperor) of the Inca Empire (which lasted from 1438 to 1533) desired to carve a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
He carved many wooden statues but was unsatisfied with the result.
On February 2nd 1582 the Virgin Mary appeared to Francisco Tito Yupanqui with a message.
Francisco Tito Yupanqui used the vision to carve his next statue.
Howver this statue somehow wound up in a river.
It was found by the priest of the village of Copacabana a year later on February 2nd 1583 and was dedicated in the church there.
Today that statue of the Virgen de Copacabana is the Patron Saint of Bolivia.
Mel Gibson recalled that prior to 2019, the message Our Lady of Copacabana gave to Francisco Tito Yupanqui was found in many accounts on the Net.
After 2019 the message was scrubbed and erased from the Net.
What was the message of Our Lady of Copacabana to Francisco Tito Yupanqui?
“I know there are some among your people who still worship the old goddess Pachamama. Stop worshipping her. She is a demon.”
Of course in October of 2019, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) brought a statue of Pachamama into the Vatican Gardens and later into the presence of the High Altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica itself.
Thus the Virgin Mary’s warning about Pachamama being a demon suddenly disappeared.
. . .
Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish in West London was having a discussion with one of his parishioners Amadeus Emanon about the text of Pope Francis’ proposed consecration of humanity, Russia and Ukraine to Mary (?).
Said Father Saint Edmunds, “I noticed MP Renfield’s friend a Calgary based geopolitical analyst says that most of the text is just a rehash of globalist, radical environmentalist and Communist Marxist-Leninist crap and propaganda. In other words just a rehash of everything that Francis has said in every official document and major statement he has released since the start of his so-called pontificate.”
“What about the words of Consecration itself?” Amadeus asked.
“Here’s where it gets interesting,” Father Saint Edmunds answered, “At one point it says in the English text “Queen of Heaven, restore God’s peace to the world”. Now as you know many Protestants object to the Catholic description of Mary as Queen of Heaven because of the passages in Jeremiah condemning worship of the Queen of Heaven that are to be found in Jeremiah 7:18 and Jeremiah 44: 17-25. Interestingly enough though that title Queen of Heaven for Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian languages was actually rendered Queen of The Land In The Sky. It was translated Queen of Heaven into Hebrew and then into Greek and then into Latin and then into English as Queen of Heaven but since the time of Christ while Heaven might be regarded metaphorically as the Land In The Sky, Heaven is regarded by the Church as the abode of God and the Saints in a realm beyond time and space. The Land In The Sky is a very spatial/temporal term while Heaven since the time of Christ refers to a realm beyond the spatial/temporal. Thus Mary called Queen of Heaven is actually a very metaphysical term while Queen of the Land In The Sky which is what Ashtoreth was actually called in the Assyrian and Babylonian languages is very much a term associated with this universe i.e. this creation. And worship of the creation is idolatry or paganism.”
“Interesting,” Amadeus acknowledged.
“Here’s where it gets even more interesting, the English text says (Queen of) Heaven but the Spanish, Portuguese and Italian texts are rendered differently. What’s called Heaven in English is rendered “tierra del Cielo” in Spanish, “terra do Ceu” in Portuguese and “terra del Cielo” in Italian. All of those terms roughly translate to Earth In The Sky or Land In The Sky. And who goes by that title Queen of The Land In The Sky? Other than Ashtoreth in the ancient Assyrian and Babylonian religions? The Pachamama demon. The land in the sky is one of the Pachamama’s domains. “Tierra del Cielo” is an official Pachamama title. It is “wenu mapu” in the Mapuche language and religion.”
“So Francis is effectively consecrating the world, the church, humanity and specifically Russia and Ukraine to the demon Pachamama?” Amadeus was horrified.
“That’s right,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.
“What do you think this will cause?” Amadeus wiped his brow with his handkerchief.
“Most likely either a nuclear World War III or the appearance of the Antichrist on the global stage or both,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds answered.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 24th
2022
Pachamama Worshipping Archbishop of Lima Peru Denies Incarnate Deity of Christ and His Sacrifice On The Cross
Sonia the Dragon Princess With Her Pet Green Dragon
The ghosts of Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte stood alongside the Christmas tree in Rome’s Saint Peter’s Square.
They had been asked to congregate there by Hermes the messenger god of the Greek pantheon who said they were to meet someone there.
Loki the Norse trickster god walked by carrying the world’s largest Hydra meat pizza (made out of frozen meat that had been transported to the Norse icy world of Niflheim by Loki from the body of the multiheaded Hydra of the Lake of Lerna slain by the Greek hero Hercules as the second of his Twelve Labors).
Since the dawning of the Age of Aquarius officially started on December 21st 2021 according to a prognostication by the Egyptian god Thoth who made the announcement on a 2019 tour of Australia where he stopped to sample some of the infamous Uncle Ernie’s notorious peanut butter cookies (which apparently contained more than just peanut butter), it was arranged for the Hydra meat to be defrosted “and then eaten, in the midst of an Aeschylus god of medicine caused pandemic, by all the leaders of the world” according to a prophecy of the little known Drunken Sibyl of Knock, Ireland.
Eating the meat would cause all the world’s political leaders to think exactly the same.
Some of the hydra meat was also to be put in the Aeschylus and Dr. Faust created vaccines (really genetic serums) where little synthetic biological particles called hydra vulgaris would then arise.
The Hydra Vulgaris took its name from the Hydra slain by Hercules.
Apparently that hydra used a lot of profanity and swearing in its language so it was often called vulgar.
Just as the Hydra’s one immortal head was about to be cut off by a golden sword given to Hercules by Athena, the Hydra’s immortal head broke into a solid screech of profanity before finally dying.
As Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon talked among themselves by the Christmas tree, they recalled how each of them were approached by a beautiful woman who wore a live small green dragon as an earring before they embarked on their particular campaigns of world conquest.
Her name was Sonia the Dragon Princess.
They saw her approaching them now.
And another individual- a mortal man- soon joined the ghostly conquerers as Sonia approached.
. . .
During a December 19th 2021 homily at Mass, Carlos Castillo Mattasoglio the Pachamama worshipping Archbishop of Lima Peru preached, “Jesus doesn’t die offering the sacrifice of a holocaust; Jesus dies as a murdered layman.”
He added that “Jesus dies as a layman who gives hope to humanity, he dies as a human being like all of you.”
A radical feminist lesbian nun sang the Sir Elton John song lyrics, “It’s no sacrifice at all…” as she watched the homily on video.
The archbishop’s homily of Jesus as “a murdered layman” and not being a “sacrifice of a holocaust (sin offering)” contradicted Saint Paul’s Letter to the Hebrews where Paul said Christ is the “High Priest who offers Himself once and for all for the forgiveness of sins”.
As for his statement, “he dies as a human being like all of you”, he contradicts Saint John who wrote, “Who is a liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ (God Incarnate in the Flesh)? He is Antichrist that denieth the Father and the Son.”
Meanwhile over in Chicago, the Baal and Baphomet worshipping Blaise Cardinal Cupich the Archbishop of Chicago issued a proclamation that forbade use of the Traditional Roman Rite Latin Liturgy on Christmas, the Easter Triduum, Easter Sunday, Pentecost and the first Sunday of each month.
In Rome the mortal man who had just been anointed by the green dragon earring of Sonia the Dragon Princess was pleased with the pronouncements of Archbishop Carlos Castillo Mattasoglio and Blaise Cardinal Cupich.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 27th
2021.
October Apocalypse Now?
A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.
The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.
The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.
“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.
“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.
The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.
. . .
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.
After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.
Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,
“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?
Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.
Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.
Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).
The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.
Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.
They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.
. . .
British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.
Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.
Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.
Renfield was now examining a brochure.
The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.
The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.
The conference was by invitation only.
The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.
The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.
As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.
The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.
As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.
Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Ghost of Richard M. Nixon Comments On An Award Winning Logo
July 4, 2022 at 9:48 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Vampire novel) (Ghost of Richard M. Nixon, Giacomo Travisani, Pope Francis, Renfield R. Renfield, Richard M. Nixon, Rome, The Ghost of Richard M. Nixon, The Vatican, Vatican)
“Pope Alexander VI has several mistresses but I want only you”
The Renaissance Popes were notorious for the number of concubines and illegitimate children they had.
That problem would not affect the Vatican 500 years later.
BBC News Announcer: Pope Francis’ choice of a “rainbow” logo by a male Italian massage therapist is sparking a firestorm with a phone number linking the logo designer to a gay porn site.
At a press conference in the Apostolic Palace this past Tuesday June 28th, the Vatican declared Giacomo Travisani (a practitioner of New Age healing and sensual massage therapies) the winner of its contest for the logo of the Vatican Jubilee Year 2025.
Travisani wiped his professional Facebook page clean on Friday morning July 1st as controversy over his sexuality and profession escalated.
A mobile phone number on the therapist’s professional Facebook page has been identified as the same number on a gay porn website.
The number advertises, in Italian, a “beautiful massager for singles, couples at home.”
In the description, Travisani describes himself as “a nice masseur, dark, cute, beef, male, performs only at home, anti-stress massage for him only or couples” offering “50 minutes of relaxation, well-being and intense plesure”.
Pope Francis personally picked Travisani’s logo as the winner of the top 3 chosen submissions Archbishop Rino Fisichella told reporters at the Tuesday June 28th Vatican press conference.
The contest received 294 entries from 213 cities and 48 different countries with participants ranging from 6 to 83 submitting their art work.
“In fact,” Archbishop Fisichella noted, “many were handmade drawings by children all over the world and it was truly moving to review these drawings that were the fruit of imagination and simple faith.”
“But,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield commented as he watched the BBC News story on his television, “In Pope Francis’ eyes, what was the fruit of imagination and simple faith could not compete with the fruit of a fruit.”
Renfield’s friend Amadeus Emanon was watching the same BBC News story on his television.
He was also reading a book that was a biography of the late former U.S. President Richard M. Nixon.
The page he was reading detailed a conversation that then President Nixon was having with a White House aide, “That Bohemian Grove is the faggiest goddamned thing you can imagine. I never shake hands with anyone who comes from San Francisco anymore.”
As BBC showed the Giacomo Travisani winning logo for Jubilee 2025 that consisted of 4 Sodom and Gomorrah Rainbow Pride individuals hugging a broken, bent and twisted Cross, the ghost of Richard M. Nixon appeared alongside Amadeus Emanon and commented, “That Pope Francis chose the faggiest goddamned design you can imagine. You better not shake hands with anyone who comes from the Vatican anymore.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 2nd
2022.
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