This Neo-Plato’s Republic Is A Satanic Dystopia and Harry Potter’s Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge’s Mainstream Media Is Fighting To Preserve It

October 14, 2021 at 11:00 pm (books, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, magic, Mythology, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving a Thursday night podcast.

“Dr. Robert Malone who’s the inventor of mRNA technology maintains that it’s the fully vaccinated who are the Covid superspreaders.
The spike protein given to vaccinated people sheds within their bodies and then passes on a far deadlier variant of Covid to others.
In a fully vaccinated society like the State of Israel they pass on deadly variants of the virus to one another.
That’s why in fully vaccinated places like Israel, the United Kingdom, the American state of Vermont and the city of Waterford, Ireland, all the hospitalizations and deaths have been occurring among the fully vaccinated.
In the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan where there WAS a large percentage of people who didn’t get vaccinated, that’s why the first massive hospitalizations and deaths were occurring among the unvaccinated (unless of course the SS-Gestapo AHS (Alberta Health Services) and its brainless Saskatchewan SS-Gestapo counterpart were lying about the statistics which is always a very real possibility).
Dr. Malone has likened what’s going on with today’s Covid vaccines to the illegal medical experiments conducted by Nazi Germany.”

Malone points out that:

“During the Second World War, Jews and other ethnic groups were subjected to horrible experimental research. And they justified it by saying it was for the common good.”

Renfield then interjected at this point that “for the common good” was a favourite expression used by Pope Francis and his numerous “useful idiots” bishops, priests and theologians that were his most ardent supporters.

Malone said that the Western world agreed at Nuremberg in 1946 that “we weren’t going to do that anymore. Yet from time to time we seem to forget and of course Tuskegee is one example and frankly this is another example.”

Renfield then mentioned, “Using the guidelines established by Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge and the brainless mainstream media to slander Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for daring to say that Voldemort had returned as recorded in J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix, various lying and deceptive so-called “fact checkers” for the mainstream media have tried to blatheringly argue that these experimental mRNA vaccines are not in violation of the Nuremberg Code as they are “vaccines” and not “experiments” to quote their Goebbelesque propaganda rhetoric. Well, I’ve got news for you assholes, if these were actually “vaccines” and not “experiments currently ongoing”, then they wouldn’t have required EUA (Emergency Use Authorization), assholes.”

Renfield then pushed a button where a curtain rose on a tank where a bunch of people were being thrown in to be eaten by crocodiles.

“These crocodiles,” Renfield grinned, “have been specially trained by the Miss Manners School of Veterinary Etiquette and Good Manners to chew their food slowly and delicately and not to gulp them down whole hog. This gives the added benefit of these assholes being thrown in to the tank and being eaten to undergo severely excruciating pain as their bodily parts such as fingers, toes, arms, legs, knees, thighs, elbows, hips, etc. are slowly eaten by the crocodiles and of course the assholes’ heads are eaten last.”

“By the way all these assholes being eaten in the “most delightful way” to quote Julie Andrews’ Mary Poppins are all “fact checkers” whose lies and distortions have appeared on the first page of Google Search Results when you google the term Nuremberg Code. These “fact checkers” supposedly “debunking” how these vaccines are not violations of the Nuremberg Code did not show up when a Calgary based geopolitical analyst googled the term Nuremberg Code a few weeks ago. Today they did. Which goes to show that the Revived Nazi-Soviet Pact tech giant Google as well as lying and deceptive presstitute media whore “fact checkers” are acting like the lying mainstream media back in the day of Cornelius Fudge’s tenure as Minister of Magic when they deliberately slandered Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Albus Dumbledore for claiming that Voldemort had returned.”

Renfield continued, “As many of you no doubt do not know since you seem to believe everything that Big Government, Big Business (especially Big Pharma) and the forever lying mainstream media tell you, we “are living in a world of fools” (to quote the Bee Gees) which is a Neo-Plato’s Republic turned satanic dystopia.

Set Enterprises’ commandos who are working to overthrow this satanic New World Order (an unholy alliance between the vampire Set’s brother Osiris and the vampire Set’s ancient enemy Apophis) tracked down all the asshole “fact checkers” whose Goebbelesque propaganda appeared on the first page of Google Search Results on the term Nuremberg Code.

These asshole “fact checkers” have been brought here to put their money where the crocodiles’ mouths are.

These crocodiles with impeccable good manners and etiquette and who in refined dignified fashion chew their food slowly are doing just that as can be seen by the fact that the asshole “fact checkers” are loudly screaming their heads off with each dignified and refined crocodile bite.”

“By the way,” Renfield smiled his pearly white teeth at the camera, “these asshole “fact checkers” being slowly eaten alive by crocodiles is not a medical experiment. It’s just good old fashioned medieval torture and ancient eye for an eye retribution. So it’s not in violation of the Nuremberg Code. God bless you and good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 14th
2021.

Mirabella Francesca Franconia (Parliamentary Secretary and Executive Assistant to British MP Renfield R. Renfield) attentively and appreciatively paying attention to her boss’ Thursday night podcast

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Pan Goatee, Pope Francis and Panty Goatee

October 13, 2021 at 10:46 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Zasmadad Hamani was currently on his first day on the job working in a Mac’s Convenience Store (Mac’s Convenience Stores was a chain of small grocery stores in Western Canada) in Calgary.

He looked outside and suddenly noticed a fat ugly blimp entering the store.

It was just his bad luck that his first customer on the job would be a fat ugly blimp.

Although possiblly not since a large proportion (with an emphasis on large) of Calgary females were fat ugly blimps.

Two other men then entered the store.

Then he looked and lo and behold it was the genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee (whose serial killing specialty was killing ugly looking women) about to enter the store.

What was he doing in the neighbourhood Zasmadad wondered?

It was said that Goatee rarely ventured out of his own neighbourhood.

Undoubtedly one of Calgary’s most evil citizens who was known as the Wicked Witch Stepdaughter of Voldemort must have done something to get Goatee removed from that neighbourhood.

If Goatee encountered a fat ugly blimp in this store, it would be a blood bath of epic proportions.

And indeed it was.

The fat ugly blimp had about 500 bags of potato chips clutched in her arms and was trying to find a way of clutching 500 more when Goatee said, “Shit! You’re the first fat ugly blimp I’ve encountered in this neighbourhood. I hope you’re the last!”.

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and then cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

He left the store without buying anything.

Krampus the Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon goat then entered the store and picked up the remains of the late unlamented fat ugly blimp and put them in a sack that read NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR YOU and carried them down to Hell- Tartarus Sction.

But there was still a Hell of a lot of blood left for Zasmadad Hamani to clean up.

Sheesh! Zasmadad thought as he began swishing the mop with about 24 hours of mopping left ahead of him.

What a way to start a new job!

. . .

Pope Francis was sitting at his desk enjoying a glass of wine with the Fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

“That Nancy Pelosi is a splendid woman,” Francis remarked, “If I wasn’t gay, I wouldn’t mind having carnal relations with a woman like her.”

“Well don’t mention that to Pan Goatee,” Mephistopheles remarked, “He’d behead any moron who’d date a woman like her. Of course Pelosi would fall into the category of thin ugly stoats in the Goatee Classification System of Facially Aesthetically Challenged Uglos (currently in the midst of getting FDA approval. If it was a poisonous “vaccine” aka genetic serum with hazardous side effects up to and including death, it would have been approved already) not quite as bad as the category of Fat Ugly Blimps in that classification system.”

“Who’s Pan Goatee?” Francis asked as he held a stupid looking expression on his face.

For a pontiff who fancied himself so avant garde, he certainly wasn’t much in touch with the contemporary world.

. . .

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had uncovered a secret project that seemed to involve Dr. Anthony Fauci and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

The project was called Operation Silver Shamrock and involved genetically creating serial killers who had been fictional characters in slasher horror films of the 1970s, ’80s and ’90s.

Apparently the first of the Operation Silver Shamrock Serial Killers who was none other than Michael Myers was to be unveiled today October 13th 2021 on the 714th Anniversary of the arrest of the Knights-Templar in France (that happened on October 13th 1307).

Michael Myers was already wandering in the woods near Chapel Hill North Carolina.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield got in touch with people he knew in America.

He made arrangements for Pan Goatee’s younger half-sister Panty Goatee to visit the woods near the University of Chapel Hill at South Carolina.

Panty Goatee found herself a trophy while visiting those woods.

Panty Goatee with the head of Michael Myers.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 13th
2021.

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October Apocalypse Now?

October 12, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

A pair of sports reporters were broadcasting a boxing match in an outside boxing arena on a ranch outside the town of Shelby Montana.

The promoter was hoping the event would be a lot more successful than the Jack Dempsey vs. Tommy Gibbons World Heavyweight Title Bout that was held on July 4th 1923 in Shelby Montana.

The large crowd that had come to watch the event were shouting “F*ck Joe Biden!” “F*ck Joe BIDEN!”.

“Listen to that crowd,” one of the sports reporters lisped in a Howard Cosell like fashion if Howard Cosell had been a pansy, “They’re shouting “Let’s go Brandon! Let’s go Brandon!”. How about that for enthusiasm?”.

“But there’s no one named Brandon involved in this fight, sir,” the cowboy sports reporter (who talked like John Wayne) pointed out.

The other reporter who carried a pink six shooter took it out of his holster and shot the cowboy sports reporter dead.

“I’m afraid I’m going to have to cancel you permanently in today’s cancel culture world for making such an offensive racist misogynistic homophobic remark,” the limpwristed gunslinger lisped.

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what occurred during the Saturday October 9th 2021 Vatican meeting between Pope Francis and U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that hadn’t been shown by the mainstream media.

After Pope Francis had greeted Nancy Pelosi with a Freemasonic secret handshake, the two then danced together.

Pope Francis sang in an extremely bad impersonation of Yul Brynner’s voice,

“We’ve just been introduced,
I do not know you well,
But when the music started
Something drew me to your side…
… shall we dance?

Pelosi and Bergoglio are then joined by the demons Baal and Baphomet who are also dancing together.

Baal and Baphomet then cover Nancy and Francis with confetti that looks surprisingly like small unborn human babies.

Nancy and Francis then throw the baby like confetti into the brazier hands of a metallic statue of Moloch (who was the demon Baal’s demonic twin brother).

The brazier hands then insert the baby confetti into the fiery furnace stomach of the bull headed deity Moloch.

Pelosi and Francis then start singing Burn Baby Burn from the 1977 John Travolta film Saturday Night Fever.

They are joined by holographic images of Bill Gates and George Soros wearing human embryonic made revitalizing skin cream singing “Stayin’ Alive” another song from the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had just returned from Australia where he had thrown 666 members of the Victoria State Police Force to their deaths from a cannabis powered dirigible airship (The Wild Colonial Boy) over the City of Melbourne.

Prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ left hands and mailed to Victoria State’s Neo-Maoist Neo-Stalinist tyrant Premier Daniel Andrews.

Also prior to their aerial downward exit, Renfield had arranged to have 666 middle fingers cut off the Neo-SS Neo-Gestapo Fascist pigs’ right hands and mailed to Victoria state’s Neo-Fascist Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Shane Patton.

Renfield was now examining a brochure.

The brochure was advertising the ELITE GLOBAL LEADERS’ CONFERENCE being held on Saturday October 23rd 2021 at the Vatican.

The theme of the conference was TECHNOLOGY That Empowers HUMANITY.

The conference was by invitation only.

The keynote presentation was called The Code- Programming Our Future For Good.

The keynote speakers were David Fergusson author of The transHuman Code and Carlos Moreira author of The transHuman Code.

As Renfield was reading the brochure, a commotion was taking place outside on the Set Estate grounds.

The Victoria State Police Force from Melbourne Australia were launching a commando raid on the Set Mansion in order to kidnap Renfield.

As such they were being pounced upon by the Set Estate’s ferocious guard cat Nefertiti Galore and were being ripped and shredded to pieces by her.

Nefertiti Galore: As can be seen, she’s in one of her better moods this evening.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 12th
2021.

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October 2019: Fauci Plots Release of Virus From China To Bring About A Universal mRNA Flu Vaccine

October 9, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report prepared by the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

The Unit had discovered a video of a meeting that Dr. Anthony Fauci had had with HHS (the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services) back in October 2019.

Fauci and the HHS wanted to find a way to impose a universal flu vaccine on the citizens of the world.

Fauci wanted a vaccine that wasn’t really a vaccine but rather an mRNA genetic serum.

Trouble was it would probably take another 10 years before approval of mRNA testing on humans would be given.

Fauci’s solution: “We blow the system up.”

His suggestion was to disrupt the bureaucratic process and cut through all the red tape using an “entity of excitement” possibly the release of “an avian flu virus from China” that would allow them to bring in Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) of “a global RNA vaccine to be tested out on the public”.

Of course as it turned out, it wasn’t an avian flu virus from China that would be released out upon the world.

It was a bat Coronavirus virus for which Dr. Anthony Fauci had been financing Gain-of-Function research into at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

It was for this reason that for the past year and a half Renfield had been maintaining that Dr. Anthony Fauci should be tried with Crimes Against Humanity, found guilty and then be taken out and shot by firing squad.

Renfield felt the same process should be proscribed for George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Xi Jinping as well.

. . .

Zeus was having dinner with his brothers Hades (god of the Underworld) and Poseidon (god of the ocean).

“Ny son Apollo is up to something,” Zeus said as he bit into a huge slice of roast beef.

“Mermaids have been telling me that he’s worried about his son Aclepius,” Poseidon bit into a huge lobster that would have made Set Enterprises’ clairvoyant employee Michelangelo wince.

“The fallen Archangel Mephistopheles (who belongs to a race of beings even older than us Olympians or our predecessors the Titans) recently demanded that I release Asclepius from the realm of the Underworld along with the ghost of the Renaissance alchemist Dr. Johann Georg Faust,” Hades bit into a huge dish of Bavarian magic mushrooms.

“That’s interesting,” Zeus ordered a bottle of Corona beer.

“It happened once before,” Hades pulled a mushroom out of his beard.

“It did?” Zeus was quizzical.

“Yes, back in the late 1930s Mephistopheles had requsted that I release Asclepius from the Underworld,” Hades ordered some more wine.

“Faust was still alive in the 1930s, wasn’t he?” Poseidon asked.

“Yes, Faust didn’t die until 2011 when Renfield R. Renfield who was then the Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering For Set Enterprises at the time hired an Irish arsonist to burn him alive until he was dead,” Hades replied.

. . .

It was May 8th 1945 and the Greek goddess Hera (Queen of Olympus) was in a cheap Bed and Breakfast room in Cornwall with the ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Hera: So Germany has now surrendered?

Set: Yes, but I hear the American OSS (Office of Strategic Services) is now working to bring the most brilliant Nazi psychiatrists and behavioural scientists to America.
So I suspect a Fourth Reich will someday arise in America.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 9th
2021.

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Is The Cure Worse Than The Disease?

October 8, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“The vaccine wasn’t developed for the virus. The virus was developed for the vaccine.”
-British MP Renfield R. Renfield

While the mainstream media was busy blathering away the latest globlalist propaganda bullshit and political leaders all across the globe were coming down like the Full Adolf and the Full Stalin on their citizens, the ghosts of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were calmly sitting in the sitting room of the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Holmes was smoking a pipe and Watson was enjoying a spot of tea.

The two had been dispensationally released from the Underworld of Hades at the request of Anubis who was Set’s jackal-headed son.

“So, Watson, we know that back in the late 20-teens, the egotistical jackass Dr. Anthony Fauci (good friend of Bill Gates and other leading globalists) had started funding Gain-of-Function research specifically into the bat coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Then sometime in the late autumn of 2019/early winter of 2020 (right after the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio had welcomed the demonic dragon/human female shapeshifting Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama into the Vatican) reports of a strange respiratory disease started surfacing in the city of Wuhan. The WHO (whose biggest funders are Bill Gates and the Chinese Communist regime in Beijing) blamed it on market stalls selling bats at a Wuhan wet market. Unbiased evidence suggests that the virus was actually released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology itself.
Now the question is, was it intentional or accidental?
Donald Trump in 2020 had ordered Operation Warpspeed against the Sars-Cov-2 Virus called Covid-19 by the pro-Communist WHO and called the Wuhan CCP Virus by intelligent people.
He had not ordered Warpspeed using regular vaccines but rather mRNA genetic serums which in 20 years of unsuccessful experiments on animals had killed off every single animal they had experimented on.
So what was good enough for animals was certainly good enough for humans as far as Big Pharma (the big pharmaceutical companies) was concerned.
Interesting Watson that pharmakeia the Greek word for pharmaceuticals is also the Greek word for sorcery as found in the Book of The Apocalypse Revelation 18:23 “For by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
Turning to the most recent statistics, the Vermont Department of Health (Vermont, home of Neo-Menshevik Bernie Sanders, is the most vaccinated state per capita in the American nation) has admitted that 76% of Covid deaths in Vermont the past month occurred in the fully vaccinated.
In fact the only places in the world where it is claimed according to the latest statistics (which may be damned lies in Benjamin Disraeli’s opinion) that it is the unvaccinated who are the majority in dying is in the Canadian prairie provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
Much chicanery and skulduggery is going on in those provinces.
Just as Albus Dumbledore had Hermione Granger in his army, so too Voldemorte has a Hermione (last name unknown) and it is her and her disciples at work in the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
As you may not know, Watson, since you practiced medicine in a time when medicine actually was an honourable profession, these experimental gene-transfer Covid vaccines produce the loaded weapon of a toxic spike protein.
And this spike protein itself is independently pathnogenic.
So it’s possible that this “vaccine” with its independently pathnogenic spike protein is worse than the original Covid virus itself.
And it’s the pathnogenic spike protein in the Pfizer and Covid “vaccines” (genetic serums) that may in fact be the Delta variant that’s killing so many people vaccinated and unvaccinated alike.

The ghost of Orson Welles then ran an ancient film projector that showed the Nuremberg Rally of 1938 which showed a holographic image of Bill Gates being projected from the future saying, “It’s about the population control, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab saying, “It’s also about the Transhumanism, stupid.”
This was followed by a holographic image of Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) carrying his seminary report card prominently displaying an “F” in Latin and an “F” in Doctrinal Theology and saying, “Has anybody seen my Pachamama?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 8th
2021.

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Hudson Valley Halloween Horror

October 5, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, Gothic poem, Gothic romance, Horror, Humour, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Vincent: I’m afraid, cousin Jenny, that cousin Floyd will be unable to dine with us this evening.

Jenny: Why ever not?

Vincent: He had the misfortune of being eaten by a black jaguar in the woods last night.

Jenny: A black jaguar in the Hudson River Valley?

Vincent: No doubt the poor creature was a long ways from home. Which may explain why not much was left of Floyd when he was found. Only his right ear and the thumb on his left hand which was tattooed with a drawing of Napoleon. How they were able to identify him.

Jenny: How positively awful.

Vincent: I’ll say. He owed me $100. Money that I suppose now will never be repaid.

Jenny: What was he doing walking in the woods?

Vincent: No one is sure. The only thing known for sure is that he was wearing a pink nightgown while walking in the woods.

Jenny: So that’s why they called him Pink Floyd.

Vincent: Undoubtedly.

Jenny: Whatever happened to that nutty woman they found walking in the woods last week?

Vincent: The one who claimed to have come from the year 2021 and believed herself to be a female Christ saying if people vaccinated themselves, they were Apostles of her love.

“That’s the one,” Jenny nodded.

“I had her burnt at the stake as a witch,” Vincent answered.

“Burnt at the stake?” Jenny was shocked.

“Yes, there was some old wood I was wanting to get rid of,” Vincent nodded, “so I killed two birds with one stone.”

A pair of large black ravens fell from the sky.

“She was a witch?” Jenny turned pale.

“Yes the demons Moloch, Baal and Baphomet visited her room at the village inn,” Vincent explained, “where they jabbed the innkeeper’s daughter with a needle and she died.”

“Awful,” Jenny shook her head.

“There is much evil in the land,” Vincent noted just as the clock was 5 minutes shy of twelve, “Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand and whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down must stand and face the hounds of Hell and rot inside a corpse’s shell.”

“There’s a three headed dog out there,” Jenny gasped as she looked out the window.

“That would be Cerberus,” Vincent explained.

Vincent went over to his sitting room book shelf and grabbed a volume of ancient Koine Greek and looked up the words for “Sit” and “Good boy”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 5th
2021.

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Pope Francis Does The Pachamama

October 4, 2021 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Today October 4th 2021 (the Feast Day of Saint Francis of Assisi) to mark and celebrate the 2nd year anniversary of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama being venerated and worshipped in the Vatican Gardens and at the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis had invited several world religious leaders including Bartholomew the Gaia earth mother goddess worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople and Justin Welby the perpetually doctrinally challenged global Anglican Primate and Archbishop of Canterbury to participate in the ceremony.

One person who was not invited to attend was Tibet’s Dalai Lama as this would have offended the Jorge Mario Bergoglio Vatican’s financial overlords the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit managed (with their unmasked and unvaccinated operatives) to get video footage of the ceremony inside the Vatican.

Bergoglio is snapping his fingers in what he thinks is cool fashion but really isn’t.

Bergoglio (singing to the tune of the Kylie Minogue song The Loco-Motion):

“Everybody’s worshipping a brand new goddess
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

My little transgendered Father can do it with ease
It’s LGBTQ and not your ABCs
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.

(Francis pushes Patriarch Bartholomew and Archbishop Justin Welby face forward to the ground with their bottoms sticking up in the air)

You gotta swing your hips now
Come on, baby, jump up, jump back
Well, I think you got the knack, oww

Now that you can do it, let’s make a chain now
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)
BDSM in the Underworld how
(Come on baby do the Pachamama)

Do it nice and easy using birth control
A little bit of rhythm no prophylactic hole
So come on, come on, do the Pachamama with me.”

Renfield after watching the video remarked, “Well, there goes my lunch.”

And indeed his lunch of fish and chips came up like a volcano on La Palma island.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 4th
2021.

Sexy Halloween Witch: 27 more days till Halloween… Silver Shamrock…

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In Ecclesiastical Inspector Clouseaunesque Fashion, Francis Inadvertently Blurts He’s An Antipope On Spanish Radio

September 25, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

“In the beginning Adolf Hitler used public health measures to implement a series of policies to obstensibly fight tuberculosis- a respiratory disease- that paved the way for the corraling of German citizens into concentration camps.”
-Dr. Jordan Peterson

“How were the German people brought to the point where they’d go along with Hitler’s Final Solution?”
-Puzzled History Professors Reflecting In The Decade of the 1970s

“These unvaccinated people should be put into camps, not be allowed to hold a job or to buy or sell anything.”
-Typical face mask wearing bozo (doubly vaccinated but will go for his triple vaccination and quadruple vaccination and so on and so forth when he’s told to) in a man in the street interview when asked by a reporter.

Arnold Schwarzenegger with Raquel Welch in the days before he became a Neo-Fascist (as his father was an original Fascist serving in the Austrian Nazi Party SA Brownshirts)

Meanwhile over in Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel was finally retiring this weekend after 16 years in power and after having spent the last two years of her Chancellorship turning into a female Adolf Hitler with the Germany of 2021 now a Fourth Reich.

Ms. Merkel had taken the contemporary “woke” trend of transgenderism to a whole new level and a whole new meaning in the world of geopolitics.

Meanwhile over in the nutty, flaky and fruity state of California (current home of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his long suffering pet goat), Rep. Nancy Pelosi was going ballistic at a press conference.

Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco had recently called the airheaded satanic witch Pelosi a proponent of “child sacrifice”.

Looking directly at the TV cameras and flashing her arms and fingers in a double V For Victory style and shaking the jowls on her face in Richard M. Nixonesque fashion, Nancy said, “My fellow Americans, I want to make this perfectly clear. I am not a proponent of child sacrfice.”

Behind Pelosi the demonic gods Baal and Moloch (to whom child sacrifice was an essential part of their worship) applauded vigourously.

At that moment the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were seen riding over the Vatican.

And speaking of the Vatican, earlier this month in a radio interview with Spanish radio station COPE, Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) made a very underreported comment:

“I did not invent anything, my action since the beginning of my pontificate consists in achieving what we the cardinals had agreed to in the pre-conclave meetings for the future pope.”

He added, “My reforms were what the cardinals wanted from March 2013.”

These words from the horse’s mouth (or in this case the horse’s ass) prove that Jorge Mario Bergoglio is in fact an Antipope.

Since the rules governing conclaves are laid out in Section 81 of Universi Dominici Gregis:

81. The Cardinal Electors shall further abstain from any form of pact, agreement, promise or other commitment of any kind which could oblige them to give or to deny their vote to a person or persons. If this were in fact done, even under oath, I (John Paul II) decree that such a commitment shall be null and void and that no one shall be bound to observe it, and I hereby impose the sentence of excommunication latae sententiae upon those who violate this prohibition.”

Pope Benedict XVI never abrogated Pope John Paul II’s rules for future papal conclaves and therefore John Paul II’s rules still stand for the conclave of March 2013.

Francis and the so-called St. Gallen Mafia who campaigned for his election have been latae sententiae excommunicated by the late Pope St. John Paul II.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 25th
2021.

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Frankenstein and Fauci: Follow The Science

September 22, 2021 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading a report from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Apparently the U.S. Army was using a PowerPoint slideshow presentation promoting Covid-19 vaccination by promoting the Seven Tenets of the Satanic Temple a U.S. based satanic group.

And the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had also discovered that a blogger named Dave Armstrong (who doesn’t think Jorge Mario Bergoglio is a heretic) turned out to be a demonically possessed pseudointellectual moron.

And in another development Set Enterprises had discovered that the “fully vaccinated” (those who have had two doses) account for nearly 100% of New York’s Syracuse University Covid cases.

Out of 148 cases of Covid, 143 were fully vaccinated.

And Set Enterprises had also uncovered that Dr. Anthony Fauci (the mad scientist that the mainstream media and left wing liberal morons turn to when they say Follow the Science) had not only funded Gain of Function Research into the Coronavirus at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he had funded at least 60 projects at the Wuhan Institute.

On the subject of Gain of Function research, Dr. Fauci had once written a paper where he said that “Gain of Function research is worth the risk of a pandemic”.

As Renfield read the report aloud to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, the lobster seer had a vision of Dr. Anthony Fauci consulting with the ghosts of Dr. Johann Georg Faust, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

Michelangelo reported to Renfield that the four were discussing the use of monoclonal antibodies in genetic serums (now called “vaccines” since December 2020).

Renfield wasn’t quite sure what “monoclonal antibodies” were so he text messaged Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

Dr. Rocher replied that monoclonal antibodies are made from “humanized mice” – in what medical research institutes in the U.S. actually jokingly call “Frankenmice”.

“Frankenmice” or “humanized mice” Dr. Rocher explained is the practice of taking aborted human embryos and grafting them into mouse embryos creating a new hybrid creature whose antibodies are then used in genetic serums.

Among the major research institutes using “frankenmice” and “monoclonal antibodies” are the University of Pittsburgh, Dr. Anthony Fauci’s NIH (National Institute of Health) and a research facility in North Carolina.

So the science one is encouraged to follow in the post-Covid world is the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

This woman does not believe in following the science of Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 22nd
2021.

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Night of The Harvest Moon

September 20, 2021 at 10:37 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Here was his first news item that he covered:

Comedian and all around idiot Chris Rock, who’s fully vaccinated, has just tested positive for Covid.

Rock says this is the reason people should get vaccinated because “you don’t want this.”

In today’s world (which resembles a global lunatic asylum), when a fully vaccinated person gets Covid, it’s ” proof the vaccines work”.

When an unvaccinated person gets Covid, they are mocked and persecuted and told they are sick because they didn’t get vaxxed.

Renfield went on to his second news item:

A video has now resurfaced of spirit of Benedict Arnold possessed U.S. General Mark Milley speaking at the 2017 Royal United Services Land Warfare Conference saying that he does “not consider the Chinese Communist Party to be an enemy of the United States”.

When is this guy (who presided over the disgraceful fall of Kabul) going to be shot or hung for treason?

Probably not as long as senile old fool Joe Biden sits in the Oval Office.

He went on to his next news item:

Justin Trudeau after having blown $610 million on an unecessary federal election has been re-elected with what he had before- a minority government.

I’m just watching Canadian Federal Conservative leader Erin O’ Toole giving his concession speech where he’s outing himself as an out and out Apostle of the Antichrist.

He’s yacking away about the “new Conservatism” for Canada.

What is the “new Conservatism” for Canada?

It’s a combination of Benito Mussolini style Fascism and Soviet Bolshevik Communism.

The August 23rd 1939 Nazi-Soviet Pact, broken by Hitler in 1941, has been renewed all over the globe in this pandemic year of 2021.

All of the major parties in Canada save one support this renewed global Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact.

And all of these parties have elected at least one seat in the Canadian House of Commons.

The only party that was opposed to this global 2021 renewed Fascist-Nazi-Soviet Pact was the People’s Party of Canada which didn’t win a single seat.

A year of people wearing masks over their faces has produced the greatest global outbreak of mass stupidity in all recorded history.

And so I conclude this podcast on this night of the Harvest Moon by saying… God save the planet…

… Mars…

… that that poor planet may be spared from having brainless earthlings walk on its surface.

May Elon Musk boldly fail… where Inspector Jacques Clouseau the Pink Panther (as played by Peter Sellers and not Steve Martin) has failed before.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 20th
2021.

The Harvest Moon about to be swallowed by a cloud resembling the ghostly spectre of a T-Rex head.

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