Britain, Czech Republic and Israel To Drop Vaccine Mandates and Passports

January 20, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Sydney Greenstreet to Geraldine Fitzgerald and Peter Lorre: That statue of Kwan Yin the Buddhist goddess of mercy told me that renegade British MP Renfield R. Renfield is a threat to every globalist tyrant on the planet.

BBC News Announcer: Great Britain, the Czech Republic and Israel have announced that they are going to drop all vaccine mandates and passports.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that he’s dropping all mandatory mask rules in public places as well as vaccine passports.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of why the governments of the United Kingdom, Israel and the Czech Republic were doing this.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson (speaking to an aide): I don’t want to be overthrown by forces loyal to renegade MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett (speaking to an aide): I don’t want to be overthrown by forces loyal to renegade British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Czech Republic Prime Minister Petr Fiala (speaking to an aide): I don’t want to be overthrown by forces loyal to renegade British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

BBC News Announcer: As for France, Canada, Germany and Austria, they will continue to up the ratchet and increase the temperature as far as vaccine passports and mandatory vaccination is concerned.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of why the governments of Canada, France, Germany and Austria were doing this.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (after putting on Al Jolson minstrel show blackface and snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

French President Emmanuel Macron (after putting on a French Vichy leader Marshal Petain moustache and snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz (after putting on an Adolf Hitler moustache and snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer (after putting on the last tampon ever worn by Adolf Hitler’s mistress Eva Braun to use as a moustache and then snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

Senile old fool Joe Biden (after snorting 666 ounces of what he thought was crack cocaine out of his adult enhanced Depends diaper although he had never encountered brown coloured crack cocaine before): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by that Renfield guy whatever his name is.

. . .

Justin Trudeau (speaking to Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night, sorcery and human sacrifice who possesses and inhabits the Canadian Neo-Stalinist tyrant’s antique marijuana pot smoking mirror) : Waahhaha! I deliberatly shut down a Canada-U.S. border truck crossing in Ontario yesterday. Waahhaha! I’m so fucking magnificent! Waahhaha! I’m going to force every truck driver who crosses the Canada-U.S. border to be vaccinated or not be allowed to cross. Waahahaha! I’m going to destroy Canada’s supply chain. I’m going to make sure all store shelves are empty. Waahhaha! I’m going to turn Canada into Nicolas Maduro’s Venezuela. I’m so fucking magnificent!”.

Justin Trudeau is then hit in the face by the contents of one of Joe Biden’s adult enhanced Depends diapers.

The diaper was thrown by the Norse trickster god Loki who had been paid by Harvey Tallbanger the 6 foot 8 tall invisible Welsh pooka bunny rabbit to do so.

. . .

Yesterday French President Emmanuel Macron called for child sacrifice to Baal and Moloch to be added to the EU Charter of Fundamental Rights.

The cougar chasing scumbag made the declaration while addressing the European Parliament in Strasbourg, eastern France.

The twin demon brothers Baal and Moloch watched Macron’s speech on television from Pope Francis’ bedroom and applauded the announcement vigourously while Francis was busy dictating to Hitler’s Mein Kampf ghost writer a book that the satanic antipope was writing entitled How I Destroyed The Timeless Latin Mass or Let’s Go Brandon To Jesus Christ and Pope St. Pius V.

The day before in the European Parliament, Maltese politician Roberta Metsola had been elected President of the European Parliament after taking an oath of fealty to the demon Baal and then kissing him on the buttocks as a sign of that loyalty.

The demon Asmodeus, who was watching the proceedings along with his friend the little green frog Nimrod, remarked to Nimrod, “I believe the Enemy once said, “What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”. And you mean to say that this Baal butt kissing whore is willing to forfeit her own soul just to gain the European Union? What an airhead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 20th
2022.

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Spanish Archaeologists Believe They Have Discovered Hercules’ Tomb

January 8, 2022 at 9:59 pm (Archaeology, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of Wisdom kept calm and watched as Spanish archaeologists claimed they had found the Temple of Hercules

Archaeologists from the University of Seville and the Andalusian Institute of Historical Heritage believe they have discovered the Temple of Hercules Gaditanus.

Using information they obtained from aerial photographs, the researchers found a large rectangular structure submerged in the Bay of Cadiz.

The structure nearly 1000 feet long and 500 feet wide matches the ancient descriptions of the Temple.

The Temple of Hercules Gaditanus is said to have been a columned Temple with an eternal flame, a fire raised on an altar and was maintained day and night by priests.

Greek and Latin records say this is the place where Julius Caesar wept before a representation of Alexander the Great (Caesar having discovered that Alexander was better looking than he was) and where the Carthaginian general Hannibal went to offer thanks for the success of a military campaign a century and a half before Caesar’s sobbing performance.

. . .

The Ontario provincial government’s own data shows that the fully vaccinated make up the majority of Covid-19 hospitalizations in the Canadian province of Ontario.

On January 7th there were 1327 fully vaccinated cases in Ontario hospitals compared with 441 unvaccinated cases.

Despite this, Canada’s brainless Federal Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos today called upon Canada’s provincial governments to introduce mandatory vaccination policies.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appeared written in black ink on Duclos’ forehead and then a frogs’ legs and maple syrup cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (his bodyguards who had been drinking Harvey Tallbangers claimed it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who threw the cream pie).

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast,

“Thrice jabbed Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer contracted Covid-19 during a meeting this past Thursday night at which he was promoting mandatory vaccination.
Despite receiving three experimental injections, wearing a protective mask and living in a country with stringent rules and lockdowns during the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday on Friday January 7th 2022.
Nevertheless the Fuhrer wannabe doubled down on his support for compulsory vaccination and told his Austrian subjects to get vaccinated and get a booster.
At the Thursday night meeting, everyone in the room was both doubly vaccinated and thirdly boostered, was wearing masks and social distancing, and lastly Nehammer himself was separated from everyone else by plexiglass screens.
Despite this a virus found its way through and made a mockery of everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media have been telling the world the past couple of years.
During the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer announced new measures for his subjects in light of the new omicron variant (which so far is proving to be less lethal than the original delta variant) and told the media that the government is working on a draft law to make vaccinations compulsory starting February 1st.
“If businesses do not comply, we will have the power to shut them down,” the Covid infected politician told those present.

“What then is to be done?” Renfield looked at the camera, “We must hang Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer by the neck until dead. And then he’ll never have to worry about catching Covid again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 8th
2022.

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Faust, Kohler and The Bat Cave

November 4, 2021 at 9:04 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a set of old achives from the Nuremberg Trials.

It recounted how in the year 1937 Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau had gone to Mexico with the then immortal Dr. Johann Georg Faust (Faust was finally murdered in the early 2010s by an Irish arsonist hired by Renfield R. Renfield) to study a bat cave outside Mexico City.

Inside the bat cave was a huge statue of Camazotz the Mayan bat god.

Camazotz means “death bat” in the Guatemalan Mayan K’iche’ language.

Faust was going to be extracting viruses from the bats in hopes of producing a biological weapon for the Nazis.

Faust and Kohler went back to Germany with their sealed container of bat viruses.

Faust sent a copy of his research to a Japanese military scientist serving with the Japanese army in China.

The Japanese scientist and Faust’s research fell into the hands of Chinese Nationalist Kuomintang soldiers loyal to Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek the wife of the Chinese Nationalist Generalissimo).

Later one of the soldiers defected to Mao Tse-tung’s CCP (Chinese Communist Party) and took Faust’s research on bat viruses with him.

The research paper eventually found its way into the Archives Room of the Wuhan Institute of Virology where it was discovered back in the early 2010s.

Whitstable had on his desk another dossier that said Faust had briefly visited the United States in early 1940.

Faust was in Brooklyn New York in March 1940 where he was said to have had a tryst with the wife of a Brooklyn pharmacist.

Nine months later one Anthony Stephen Fauci was born on December 24th 1940 to Eugenia Lillian Fauci the wife of one Brooklyn pharmacist Stephen A. Fauci.

Was the whining demonic looking brat Fauci’s son? Or Faust’s?

Possibly DNA might say.

Baphometa (the daughter of Baphomet) with her pet raven Huginn Muninn Dunnin.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday November 4th
2021.

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Oksana Astarov and Dr. Nicht Werhoffen’s Transhuman Robot

October 31, 2021 at 11:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Poetry, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Oksana Astarov and Dr. Nicht Werhoffen’s Transhuman Robot

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun was spending Halloween Night in Buckingham Palace because he figured it was as good a place to stay as any.

He was drinking bottles of Guinness stout and reading Ireland’s national leprechaun newspaper The Leprechaun Limerick.

The first news item was on how Joe Biden literally shit his pants upon meeting the Pope this past Friday.

Apparently a noticable large spot of brown was noticed on the back of Biden’s pants after the meeting.

Today Biden was looking lost and confused at today’s G-20 summit in Rome.

He had wandered to the far side of the stage by himself and was busy talking to invisible summit participants.

Later the G-20 leaders stood with their backs to the Fountain of Trevi and threw coins backwards into the fountain making wishes as they did so.

An Italian tenor sang “Three coins in the fountain, which one will the fountain bless…?”.

Joe Biden before falling into the Fountain remarked, “Say, didn’t Steve Martin sing that song in the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles?”.

“I much preferred John Candy’s rendition of “Flintstones, meet the Flintstones…” in that very same movie,” the ghost of Rod Serling remarked.

Rod Serling’s ghost was present at the G-20 Rome Meeting since it would definitely qualify for being an episode of The Twilight Zone.

The banner of Planet People Prosperity blew in the wind over the summit.

Yaldabaoth went on to the next news item.

Leprechaun reporters were speculating that Mark Zuckerberg must have flunked conversational Hebrew after Zuckerberg announced that the name of his company was being changed from Facebook to Meta.

Meta is apparently the Hebrew word for Death.

Meta is also the ancient Assyrian word for Death so Zuckerberg might have flunked ancient Assyrian as well.

And one of the leprechaun reporters had discovered Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) had been sniffing crack cocaine after the Biden meeting.

Francis then went on to write a thoroughly incomprehensible speech for his monthly Pope Video this one babbling about “social poets” and “dreams” and “wishes” and “clouds” and “hope” and “joy” and more babbling about “social poets” and “dreams” and “wishes” and “clouds” before he finally lost what remained of his mind at the end of the video.

As for Dr. Nicht Werhoffen, who had once been a research scientist for the East German Stasi prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall but then became a research scientist for the Russian FSB (after the collapse of the Soviet Union), he had inhaled the entire package of Uncle Ernie’s Drug of The Day Club that was mailed to him daily from Australia.

He then built a transhumanist robot using an electric fan for the legs and various other contraptions for the rest of the anatomy.

There was a TV security camera for the right eye of the robot.

However Werhoffen got the lovely Moscow model Oksana Astarov to pose with it making a rather impressive debut photograph.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 31st
2021.

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Curtains Over The Biden-Bergoglio Meeting

October 28, 2021 at 10:12 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

The meeting between senile old fool Joe Biden and Communist puppet of the Antichrist false prophet Jorge Mario Bergoglio would not be televised live tomorrow.

In addition to that, the White House’s airheaded Press Secretary Jen Psaki and brainless mainstream media reporters of the White House Press Corp would not be allowed to attend the meeting.

Both Ms. Psaki and members of the Press Corp had thrown major spaz attacks and temper tantrums as a result of the Vatican’s decision.

The Cardinal who headed the Vatican’s secret service and spy network was codenamed Cardinal JM (J stood for Judas as in Iscariot and M stood for Manasseh the Apostate King of Judah) and he explained to Samhain Cardinal Salaman the reason for the Vatican’s decision.

As Cardinal JM’s personal secretary Father Oliver Thomas Wardenclyffe frolicked in a hot tub with a couple of gay Jesuit priests, Cardinal JM showed Cardinal Salaman a diagram of secret drawings that were presented to certain select people at this past weekend’s Vatican Conference On Transhumanism.

Plans were already well underway for the New Age Satanic Matrix.

Getting everybody vaccinated was part of the plan.

Unfortunately there were a few stubborn people out there who refused to be vaccinated.

Mark Zuckerberg (an alumnus of the Voldemort School of Satanic Wizardry) had today announced the change of name from Facebook to Meta.

Part of Zuckerberg’s plans for his New Age Satanic Matrix called the Metaverse.

Of course Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos already had plans for New Age satanic matrixes of their own.

The question for humanity was, from which man would you buy a used New Age Satanic Matrix?

There were such matrixes back in the day developed by Semjaza, Azazel and Nimrod around the time of Noah’s Flood and the building of the Tower of Babel.

This time around instead of using vertical structures such as towers and pyramids to bring about a gnostic matrix, horizontal structures such as 5G Networks would be used.

Which would be helped by putting graphene in vaccines.

At the Biden-Bergoglio meeting at the Vatican tomorrow, the demons Baal and Baphomet would be present along with the Fallen Archangel Mephistopheles.

It was determined that the Church and the world might not be prepared for the Pope and the U.S. President publicly meeting with Baal and Baphomet and Mephistopheles just yet.

Both Church and world would be ready soon but probably not until after everybody had their third and fourth doses of the vaccine.

Francis had already brought in the demon Pachamama (an Inca earth mother goddess that was a dragon to woman and back again shapeshifter) to be worshipped and venerated in the Vatican Gardens and Saint Peter’s Basilica back in 2019.

Last week the demonic Aztec god Tezcatlipoca (Aztec god of night and sorcery) was prayed to and venerated in a Catholic Cathedral in California’s San Bernardino County with Pope Francis’ blessing of course.

Everything was leading to the point where all Hell would break loose on Earth.

An Irish goddess comes to life in the British Museum.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 28th
2021.

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Satyrs and Ravens and Fools and Pookas and Who Will Rule The World?

October 26, 2021 at 11:12 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was waiting at a light to cross the street to go to a McDonald’s.

When the light changed, a fat ugly blimp began crossing the street from the opposite direction.

From a car could be heard a man’s voice that sounded like a cross between an Irish lilt and an Eastern European rabbi’s accent.

The voice called for the Void to send Pan Goatee.

Goatee had already struck beheading the fat ugly blimp and cutting her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to pick up the pieces.

A Taoist scholar stood at an another street corner explaining the relationship between God and Heaven and the void.

Two Soros-Gates-Fauci operatives sat in a seedy vehicle in front of a seedy used car lot.

“Maybe we should kill this satyr for killing so many of Dr. Fauci’s prized ugly looking creations,” one operative said to the other.

The Norse god Odin’s two ravens Huginn and Muninn flew through the open window of the car and pecked out the four eyes of the two operatives.

. . .

In Washington DC this evening the idiotic New Age Earth Mother Goddess Gaia worshipping Patriarch of Constantinople Bartholomew (who was often given the raspberry he so richly deserved by Patriarch Kirill of Moscow) had met with senile old fool Joe Biden at the White House.

Bartholomew in meeting the brainless mainstream media press afterwards had described Biden as a “man of vision and faith”.

As soon as the words “man of vision and faith” were spoken, a 6 foot 8 tall Welsh pooka purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears named Harvey Tallbanger (who was invisible to all except those people who were drinking Harvey Wallbangers) threw a pumpkin pie in Patriarch Bartholomew’s face.

The pumpkin pie had on it the words written in whipped cream HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE AN IDIOT?

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of Buckingham Palace in ruins.

Standing outside the gates of the ruined palace were Her Majesty the Queen (who was weeping) and the ghost of American singer Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash sang on his guitar this song,

“Soon you’ll have to decide who you want to be your King?
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Jesus will take you to Heaven,
Lucifer will take you to Hell.
World governments, Dr. Fauci and the Pope
want you to worship Lucy in The Sky With Diamonds.
But it’s for you to decide who to worship.
Will it be Jesus? Will it be Lucifer?
Just remember that old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
That old Vaxx contains a lot of Death
And Jesus never got along with Death
Remember the empty tomb
and don’t fall for immortal doom.

Transhumanist promises resemble that old Serpent’s promises
On that long ago tree in Eden,
“You shall not surely die”
and
“You shall be as gods”.
All lies. All lies.
As my old friends Art and Paul once wrote,
“All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
and disregards the rest.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 26th
2021.

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Bloodthirsty Mad Scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci and Satanic Antipope Bergoglio

October 25, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee had gone to downtown Calgary today.

He hadn’t been there since March 2020 when the plandemic struck.

He needed to get a bank statement from the branch where he had opened his account 5 years ago.

The streets of downtown Calgary were totally deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman strolling about.

An acquaintance of his the great Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg might think this was only his writer’s imagination.

But it was perfectly true.

The streets were deserted except for the occasional ugly looking woman (subjects of Soros-Gates-Fauci genetic experiments involving genetic hybridization of male humans with sasquatch sperm injected female walruses creating a new creature the Female Noeticus Repulsivius Uglius).

It was the worst of all possible dystopian nightmares.

Already the philosopher Leibniz was hitting his head on an anvil down in the Underworld of Hades for making such a colossally stupid original statement.

Truly a horror sci-film.

An empty downtown city landscape where only repulsively ugly looking women lurked and who were dispatched to Tartarus by a heroic satyr from the pages of Greek mythology via the methods of beheading and bodily dismemberment (× 999 trillion).

The Austro-Hungarian and Bavarian demon Krampus arrived to pick up the pieces and take them down to Tartarus.

If George Finneganburg had been in the dystopian streets of Calgary this day he’d have got down on his knees and thanked the Void for sending Pan Goatee.

. . .

Further evidence had come to light about the bloodthirsty mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci who was so beloved and was the darling of the brainless mainstream media.

Fauci through the NIH had funded a recent experiment in Tunisia in which lab technicians placed sedated beagles’ heads in mesh cages and allowed starved sand flies to feast on them alive.

During the experiments, researchers had severed the vocal cords of the beagles to silence their cries of pain.

Dr. Anthony Fauci was indeed little more than a cross between Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

. . .

At the Vatican today Cubans who wished for an end to Cuba’s Communist dictatorship had come to the Vatican to ask Pope Francis for his help and intercession.

Instead Francis locked the liberty loving Cubans out of Mass at Saint Peter’s Basilica.

Then when they showed up in Saint Peter’s Square draped in the flag of a free Cuba, Jose Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) ordered Vatican police to arrest them.

The ghost of Fidel Castro dropped by to congratulate satanic antipope Bergoglio for his efforts.

“You’re quite welcome, Comrade Fidel,” His Unholiness answered with a glint in his eye.

Francis had also on this day (the Feast Day of Saints Crispin and Crispinian when England’s King Henry V won the Battle of Agincourt in 1415 and when Charles Martel had won the Battle of Tours in 732) announced the appointment of population control fanatic and World Economic Forum economist Jeffrey Sachs to the Pontifical Academy of Social Sciences.

The well roasted looking ghost of Thomas Malthus appeared to Francis to congratulate him on the Sachs appointment.

This was followed by the well roasted looking ghost of Rodrigo Borgia Pope Alexander VI who mentioned to Francis that while he Alexander VI had been an extremely bad and wicked Pope, at least he did validly and legitimately occupy the papal office.

Borgia Pope Alexander VI told Bergoglio that he Francis was a satanic antipope who had usurped his way to the throne of Peter.

Borgia’s statement pissed off Bergoglio no end.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 25th
2021.

The 1950s decade of Ava Gardner: The good old days when dogs weren’t subject to the torturous Frankenscience medical experiments of the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci and his NIH

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Rome On The Eve of A Transhumanist Future

October 22, 2021 at 10:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The cigarette smoking demon Asmodeus sat in a Rome taverna on the eve of a Transhumanist conference at the Vatican.

Brainless “fact checkers” at the Reuters news agency were proclaiming that this conference was only being held at Vatican City, it wasn’t being organized by the Vatican.

The idiots had neglected to check the Vatican’s own news web site where they were busy boasting about organizing the conference.

Instead the Reuters “fact checkers” who couldn’t see much beyond their own navel (or quite possibly their own asshole) were quoting the ADL (Anti-Defamation League) who got their panties in a knot when Mel Gibson made the film The Passion of The Christ and have had their panties in a knot ever since.

Brainless “fact checkers” at Reuters quoting the knotted panties cutting off the blood supply to the brain ADL said that Transhumanists were not planning on merging man with machine.

Both the brainless “fact checkers” at Reuters and the ADL had obviously neglected to read Elon Musk’s latest glowing press release on the subject.

Elon Musk would be most disappointed to hear that there were still people out there who did not read his press releases.

Mephistopheles the Fallen Archangel walked through the door of the Rome taverna.

“Going to attend the Transhumanist Conference at the Vatican tomorrow?” Asmodeus asked.

“I am,” the fallen Archangel nodded.

“Say what world leader is it that you occasionally possess sometimes?” Asmodeus inquired.

“Joe Biden,” Mephistopheles answered.

Asmodeus’ little buddy Nimrod the little green frog held up a sign that read “Let’s go Brandon!” showing the Roman poet Virgil kicking Joe Biden into the flames of the Inferno as Dante watched.

. . .

M. Beast (which stood for Mark of the Beast) was an infernal creature.

He called himself M. Beast because he had delusions of grandeur.

Seeing himself as THE Mark of the Beast.

But really he was a gaslighter.

One who enjoyed gaslighting homeless vulnerable people.

He worked in an agency run by the forces of Voldemort.

And tried to convince the clients he was assigned to help that they were crazy.

Little did M. Beast know that British MP Renfield R. Renfield already had him in his sights.

And Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster already had a vision of M. Beast’s demise in the Set Enterprises’ dungeons.

A slow painful death.

And lots of agonizing screams coming from M. Beast’s mouth.

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish Leprechaun had been invited to speak at the Transhumanist Conference at the Vatican.

The topic he was invited to speak on was How Leprechauns Will Fit Into The Future of Transhumanism.

Yaldabaoth had no idea how leprechauns would fit into the future of Transhumanism.

But he heard that the conference would have plenty of free booze flowing so he’d go and speak anyhow.

As he walked up the steps of a Roman piazza while carrying a gargantuan bottle of Tuscan red wine, he ran into his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of Wisdom.

Yaldabaoth soon found himself the recipient of a good old fashioned spanking from his mother.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday October 22nd
2021.

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I. G. Farben Reincarnated

October 21, 2021 at 11:00 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

I. G. Farben (German for I.G. Colours) was a German chemical and pharmaceutical conglomerate.

Formed in 1925 from a merger of 6 chemical companies – BASF, Bayer, Hoescht, Agfa, and two others with very long unpronouncable (for me a British MP) German names Griesheim- Elektron and Weiler Ter Meer, I.G. Farben helped finance the Nazis’ rise to power in 1933.

After World War II, the Allies divided the huge conglomerate back into its constituent companies.

In 1933, I.G. Farben was the largest cartel in the world.

It made pharmaceuticals, dyes, chemicals and synthetics.

Farben tested its products by conducting horrendous medical/pharmaceutical experiments on inmates of Auschwitz.

Many Farben executives were put on trial for war crimes after World War II.

Sadly most of these bloodthirsty corporate big shots (or big shits if you prefer) were given light sentences.

During World War II, the U.S. government called Guatemala “a wholly owned subsidiary of Farben” as the citizens of that poor country were subjected to horrible medical and pharmaceutical experiments as well.

Farben wanted to remake the whole planet in terms of power (no doubt it wanted to Build Back Better).

Farben was all about synthetics- rubber, oil, pharmaceuticals.

Interestingly enough, Farben saw itself as a modern version of the old Medieval and Renaissance alchemists: transforming one substance into another.

It came to believe that with enough time, it would be able to make “anything from anything”.

It envisioned labs in which basic chemical facts of the universe would be changed so that in practice elements would be virtually interchangeable.

This paralleled the Nazi obsession to discover the lost secrets of the mythical Aryan race and then reconstitute it with selective breeding, genetic engineering and of course the mass murder of selective peoples.

On one level there was the idea of chemical transformations and on another level the transformation of the human species.

Today’s pharmaceutical giants are either spin-offs of the old Farben or former close collaborators.

They design myriad drugs and vaccines that maim and kill and pacify and debilitate (and therefore control) populations.

They labor to produce new cutting edge technologies to genetically modify and transform the human species.

Combine these efforts with Big Tech and its efforts to make humans into human/computer hybrids (known as Transhumanism) we are witnessing the old Farben-Nazi plan in a new updated form.

On May 20th 2010, Human Genome engineer J. Craig Venter created the first self-replicating synthetic organisms (the start of the science of Synthetic Biology. Venter had finally created what Farben sought to create in its obsession with making synthetic things).

Today those few doctors who do examine the contents of the Covid “vaccines” under high powered microscopes and white light, hybrid organisms can be found floating in the vaccines.

At 600 x magnifying power, strange creatures that resemble a combination of octopus and scorpion can be found.

Called the Hydra Vulgaris, it could very well be an immortal/indestructible organism.

One that could change humanity forever.”

-British MP Renfield R. Renfield in his Thursday night podcast

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of George Soros, Bill Gates, the ghost of Renaissance alchemist Johann Georg Faust and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab standing together and singing that old Nazi youth song from the movie Cabaret,

“The morning will come when the world is mine,
Tomorrow belongs to me…”

-A vamoire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 21st
2021.

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FrankenScience and The Neo-Stalinist Neo- Pol Pot State

October 18, 2021 at 10:51 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was having a vision of the obnoxious Frankenscientist Dr. Anthony Fauci giving another one of his many obnoxious television interviews to brainless mainstream media types.

“The vaccinated should be allowed to enjoy the Holiday season,” Dr. Fauci grinned stupidly, “Not so the unvaccinated.”

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee then entered the studio and cut off the head of the Frankenscientist Fauci as he sat there with yet another obnoxious smirk on his face.

He then cut up the Frankenscientist into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat arrived to gather up the remains of the Frankenscientist and carry them down to Tartarus.

Santa Claus arrived briefly from the North Pole and put in a jolly old laugh, “Ho-ho-ho! Bratty little Anthony Fauci the most obnoxious little twit ever to grace my Naughty Not Nice list! You’ll be spending Christmas down in Hell! Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!”.

. . .

Bill Gates was having dinner at 10 Downing Street in London with Boris Johnson to discuss “Global Britain”.

Crowds stood out outside the UK Prime Minister’s residence shouting “Arrest Bill Gates”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield held a guillotine with a painted sign that said, “Please insert your Bill here.”

. . .

The ghost of Lenin was having a press conference with Asclepius the Greek god of medicine in front of the silent movie set statue of Moloch in front of Rome’s Colosseum.

Pope Francis was standing behind Lenin and Asclepius holding a Pachamama doll and doing a dance in front of Moloch’s idol singing, “Come on let’s do the Pachamama with me…”

Lenin’s ghost cleared his throat and announced, “Health-Communism is the perfect set up for the New World Order aka The Great Reset aka Build Back Better.
Yes, Health-Communism is the perfect set up because the same people who made the virus also made the vaccine.
And this set up can take care of four-birds of population control with two stones.

1. The virus kills those who are old, obese or weak.

2. The “vaccine” kills a whole bunch of people who are deemed socially compliant.

3. The booster shots will kill even more of the ultra-compliant especially for those deemed by the state to be extremely manipulatable.

4. The refusers of the jab (the non-compliant) are even more easily labelled a “threat to society” under health-communism than any of the previous regimes of economic communism.”

The vampire Lev Tomi (who in his mortal life had been Leon Trotsky) picked up where Lenin had left off (after Lenin had been carried off by the three-headed dog Cerberus since his day parole from Tartarus had now expired).

Said Tomi/Trotsky, “The vaccine is truly more about identifying social compliance than it is medicine.
And this is becoming more apparent every day with how many people who have had the jab are currently in hospital with Covid.
Remember the initial stages of any Communist genocide is to sift out the compliant vs. the non-compliant.
This is why Pol Pot first killed the educated people and also the religious people in the Khmer Rouge killing fields of Cambodia in the 1970s.
But eventually they came for all the Cambodians.”

Meanwhile over at 10 Downing Street, Boris Johnson quipped after the ghost of Pol Pot had made a remark about Bill Gates, “Wow talk about the pot calling the kettle black” as Gates brewed up a population reduction cup of tea.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 18th
2021.

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