The Vaccinazi and Neo-Bolshevik Communist Pact of 2021

August 30, 2021 at 10:58 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was on a secret mission.

He had been hired by renegades against the Deep State in the U.S. government to investigate an alleged plot that started 31 years ago in 1990 when George Soros and Bill Gates had sought to create an Uglo-Race of women by genetically manipulating women in the City of Calgary to look quite repulsively ugly.

Soros and Gates and their geneticists had succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

They were hoping then to release this Uglo-Race of women upon the world in an effort to reduce the human population since no one would want to make out with such uglos.

Unbeknownst to Soros and Gates however, then Soviet KGB officer Vladimir Putin had, at the same time, designed a plot to create a Non-Master Race of Male Morons who would help bring down the Western world thus allowing Russia to take control.

Putin, after extracting DNA from some Australian who called himself Uncle Ernie, began his genetic manipulation experiments to create a Non-Master Race of Male Morons in Calgary in that same year of 1990.

The result was that the Non-Master Race of Male Morons (created by Putin) made out with the Uglo-Race of Repulsively Ugly Women (created by Soros and Gates) producing more stupid and uglier offspring than ever.

That’s why large groups of mask wearing (but unfortunately no full paper bag over head wearing) uglos and imbeciles cheered on Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond as he spoke at various Anti-Freedom rallies in downtown Calgary over the summer.

That’s why so many brainless Calgary businesspeople and other bozos were in favour of creating a vaccine passport in the city.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond had invited some of his fellow physicians who were also Neo-Bolshevik Communists to speak to the media today to push for a vaccine passport in the Canadian province of Alberta.

The Neo-Norman Bethune style physicians spoke in a Zoom video conferencing call to members of the brainless mainstream media with Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond naturally occupying the top upper left hand corner of the screen.

Two Neo-Bolshevik Communist Calgary city councillors (both of whom were running for Mayor in this coming October’s municipal election) Councillor Jan Damery and Councillor Jyoti Gondek were both calling for vaccine passports in the City of Calgary.

The forces of Antichrist seemed to be reigning supreme in the city.

It was against this background that Pan Goatee had encountered another Uglo who had pulled up at an air pump at a gas station to pump air into her head (thus showing she was both an Uglo and an airhead).

The woman was a thin ugly stoat.

Pan Goatee had divided Calgary’s uglo female population into 3 categories of uglos: the thin ugly stoat (those women who are thin and ugly), the medium sized ugly gargoyle (those women who are medium sized and ugly) and the fat ugly blimp (those women who are fat and ugly).

As the thin ugly stoat began pumping up her head with the air pump, Goatee beheaded the thin uglo airhead with his astral laser machete.

The thin ugly stoat’s ugly airhead floated up into the sky after being separated from its body where it was promptly shot down by one of Joe Biden’s drones (which, as it turned out, was a long way from Afghanistan).

Goatee then cut up the ugly pumped up airhead and body into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat then carried the pieces down to Tartarus.

. . .

Pope Francis was having a conversation with the French Ambassador to the Vatican.

“We are legion,” said Francis as his eyes turned fiery red, his head spun around 360 degrees and he vomited forth ripped up copies of the Hail Mary prayer and the Saint Michael Prayer, “We have instructed our servant in Chicago Blaise Cardinal Cupich to give Communion to Methodist non-Catholic Neo-Bolshevik Communist lesbian blowhard Mayors such as Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot. We have also instructed him to bring forth an edict banning the public recitation of the Hail Mary and the Saint Michael Prayer at the end of Mass in the Chicago Archdiocese. Those prayers were interfering with the establishment of the New World Order in that city.”

“What does that have to do with France?” The French Ambassador asked.

“Pazuzu got my day calendar wrong,” Bergoglio looked at his day calendar, “That’s what happens when you’re legion.”


Will Pan Goatee someday visit the Vatican?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 30th
2021.

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Despots and Demagogues

August 27, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Science, Sorcery, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Here were some of Renfield’s observations:

“Chicago’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist sodomite Archbishop Blaise Cardinal Cupich has issued an edict forbidding the saying of all Hail Mary prayers and all Saint Michael Prayers at the end of Mass in the Archdiocese of Chicago.”

“Palm Beach Florida School Board Chairman Frank Barbieri is a lover of the 1939 Nazi-Soviet Pact and a Neo-Bolshevik Communist/Neo-Fascist scumbag who’s attempting to crush the Bill of Rights in the school district by having the brainless Nazi stormtrooper police in that county arrest people who continued to stand during the school board meeting when the demagogue with a small penis ordered them to sit down.”

“Frank Barbieri (I wonder if that’s an Italian way of saying “Barbie” as in Klaus Barbie) should be eliminated from the face of the earth.”

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster then had a dream where Palm Beach Florida’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist and Neo-Fascist scumbag School Board Chairman Frank Barbieri got his small penis caught in the world’s tiniest mousetrap.

As the well roasted looking ghost of Jeffrey Epstein stood by and said, “Hi Frank, how’s it going?”, tiny Frank Barbieri struggled to get the tiny mousetrap off his tiny frankfurter.

. . .

Renfield then started his next portion of the podcast with a question, “If people who get the shots can still spread Covid (as the CDC in Atlanta, Georgia has recently admitted), then what’s the point of vaccine passports?”.

The camera then switches to a couple of rotating barbeque spits over an open flame down in Tartarus where the well-roasted looking ghosts of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin, who are busy roasting away, shout in unison, “Because the World Economic Forum’s Klaus Scwab and the Vatican’s Pope Francis say so.”

The camera goes back to Renfield, “Looking back at history, looking at another virus and another vaccine, there was no mandate back then that blocked access to society. That virus? Polio.

The first outbreak of polio occurred in Vermont in 1894. It affected 132 people. In 1916, a larger outbreak hit New York City. Over 27,000 people contracted it. Over 6,000 died. From 1916 onwards, polio became a part of life, primarily in the summer.

For those who don’t know, polio was horrendous. It mainly targeted children causing deformities and paralysis. It could also strike adults. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in a wheelchair from a polio infection he contracted in 1921 at the age of 39.

The polio vaccine didn’t come along until the 1950s with widespread vaccinations starting in 1955. By 1979, polio was eliminated from the United States. While there were public education campaigns, no one ever had to show proof of that vaccination to get into a restaurant or keep a job.

Back then the experts (who were actually experts) actually tried to inform people (unlike Dr. Anthony Fauci who obfuscates and always contradicts himself at every second turn) and treat them like adults rather than subjects (this notion is totally unfamiliar to 99.9% of U.S. Democratic Party politicians who in this century are Neo-Bolshevik Communists rather than Roosevelt, Truman or JFK Democrats).

And unlike the Covid shots (which is basically a RNA changing and quite possibly DNA changing genetic equivalent of the “science” of medieval alchemy), the polio vaccines actually prevented people from catching polio.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 27th
2021.

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Pan Goatee, The Demon Possessed Pope and Krampus The Demon Goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary

August 20, 2021 at 9:59 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Pan Goatee: He gets by with a little help from his friends.

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was trying to manoevre the streets and sidewalks of Calgary which seem to be totally ripped up this summer and turned into huge pits designed for pedestrians to fall into.

In addition to the sidewalks being ripped up with huge gaping pits around for pedestrians to fall into, the bloody assholes from the City of Calgary kept on moving the bus stops.

You generally had to walk anywhere from 6 to 8 blocks to find a bus stop.

Most fell into the pits where sidewalks used to be and were never heard or seen from again.

And tragedy of tragedies, ironically enough, the only pedestrians who didn’t seem to fall into the pits were the city’s quite repulsive and hideously ugly fat ugly blimps.

They used the power of the dark magic witchcraft of Hecate (in her crone form which was her ugliest form) to avoid the pits the City of Calgary construction (more appropriately named deconstruction) crews had dug.

Pat Goatee used his high IQ and powerful intellect to manoevre around these pits.

Fat ugly blimps used the most diabolical of dark magic witchcraft to avoid the pits where sidewalks used to be.

Goatee was trying to locate a bus stop when a fat ugly blimp tried to pass him.

“All these bloody construction crews must have opened up the gates of Hell in digging these pits allowing these fat ugly blimps to come up from the netherworld from Hecate’s Elephantine Sized Human Chamber of Horrors,” Goatee commented as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austria-Hungary emerged from one of the pits and carried the fat ugly blimp’s remains back down to Hell.

Goatee eventually found a bus stop.

A bus finally arrived at the stop about 20 minutes later.

8 blocks later, the bus stopped at another stop.

A fat ugly blimp got on the bus at the bus stop.

“How do you fat ugly blimps manage to avoid falling into those pits where sidewalks used to be?” Goatee remarked as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces, “It’s an even bigger mystery than who built the pyramids, who built Stonehenge and how do they get the Caramilk inside the Caramilk bar? Although you fat ugly blimps have probably eaten enough Caramilk bars in your life to be able to figure out that mystery.”

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary got on the bus where he packed up and carried the remains of the just beheaded and dismembered fat ugly blimp into the nearest pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and carried the fat ugly blimp down to Hell.

Goatee made a mental note to himself to go down to the City of Calgary Planning and Engineering Department next week and behead and dismember all of the assholes who work there.

Goatee went home and watched his favourite soap opera The Young and The Restless.

Goatee had come to the conclusion that the character of Billy Abbott was a jackass and he’d behead and dismember the fellow if he ever met him.

After watching the news which, like most mainstream news, was full of Neo-Bolshevik Communist Covid-1984 propaganda, Goatee left to go eat at a nearby Vietnamese restaurant.

The restaurant was of course full of Vietnamese people (which was a sign that excellent real authentic Vietnamese food was cooked there).

There was only one other white person in the restaurant besides Pan Goatee and with Pan Goatee’s typical bad luck, that one white person happened to be a fat ugly blimp.

Goatee immediately beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

“I wish someone,” Goatee remarked, “would invent a nuclear bomb that killed fat ugly blimps and left other people intact. It would be a good idea to detonate it over the entire City of Calgary. My astral laser machete can only do so much.”

Krampus the demon goat of Bavaria and Austro-Hungary entered the restaurant and after placing a take-out order for Beef Spring Rolls, packed up the remains of the latest beheaded and dismembered fat ugly blimp and carried her into the nearby closest pit (where a sidewalk used to be) and transported the Hecate and Oprah worshipping fat ugly blimp down to Hell.

He later returned to pick up his Beef Spring Rolls.

. . .

The U.S. Ambassador To The Vatican was having a rare Friday evening meetng with Pope Francis.

The Ambassador was bringing a message from the senile old fool Baphomet, Baal, Moloch and Mephistopheles worshipping “Catholic” President Joe Biden on how to proceed with their latest plans for a Neo-Bolshevik Communist One World Government.

“What do you think of this Pan Goatee character?” The Ambassador asked Francis as the story on the radio in the papal study was about Pan Goatee’s latest slayings, “Do you think he’s demonically possessed?”.

Being the liberal modernist “Catholic” that he was, he didn’t really believe in demonic possession or even in the Supernatural for that matter but somehow his Darwinian/Teilhardian evolutionary philosophy really couldn’t explain someone like Pan Goatee.

“We are Legion,” said Francis as his eyes turned blazing fiery red and his head started spinning around and he started vomiting out copies of Pope Benedict XVI’s 2007 Motu Proprio Summorum Pontificum from his mouth.

As Francis kept repeating over and over, “We are Legion” and gave every sign of being demonically possessed himself, the U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican decided that now might be the time to leave.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 20th
2021.

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Toddy Sween The Demon Barber of Fifth Avenue

August 18, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Aesthetics, Horror, Mystery/horror, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee was walking towards his neighbourhood shopping centre.

As he was crossing the street a fat ugly blimp approached.

“What is it with you blimps?” Pan removed his astral laser machete, “The local news channels, when they aren’t busy scaremongering and bullshitting and changing statistics with regard to the Delta variant, have pointed out that ugly women have been beheaded here the past few weeks and yet you repulsive uglos keep coming back here ruining my day when my eyes are visually assaulted by your fugly appearance. Do you morons enjoy being beheaded or something? Or have you watched so much Ophrah in your couch surfing and refrigerator raiding existence that you have a false sense of self-esteem (which invariably happens to people who have watched too much Oprah) and actually suffer from the delusion that you’re not ugly? Rest assured you are ugly. And quite repulsively ugly at that.”

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

An operative for evil globalists George Soros and Bill Gates stood across the street taking notes in his notebook and pencil sketching and painting a watercolour in his sketchpad of the scene to report back to Soros and Gates about Pan Goatee.

. . .

Toddy Sween the Demon Barber of Fifth Avenue in New York was being visited by Mephistopheles the fallen Archangel.

Sween had sold his soul to Mephistopheles during the pandemic last year after his barber shop like other small businesses (which didn’t have the influence of Wal-Mart or Home Depot) were closed by orders of New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio and the Moloch worshipping New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo.

In exchange, Sween slit the throat of every 7th customer of his and dropped him down the hole underneath his barber chair.

The vampiress great great great grandmother of American country singer Lyle Lovett (Lyle didn’t know she was still alive) who owned a meat pie shop next door would use the bodies as ingredients for her meat pies.

Mephistopheles also said he would call upon Toddy Sween to do favours for him whenever he asked.

Sween on this day was given a list by Mephistopheles of people whose throats should be slit.

“These people live all over the world,” Sween noted, “How much time do I have to slit their throats?”.

“24 hours,” Mephistopheles replied.

“24 hours?” Toddy was incredulous, “How am I supposed to get around the world in 24 hours?”.

“The ancient Assyrian/Mesopotamian/Babylonian demon Pazuzu is going to carry you on his back,” Mephistopheles replied.

Mephistopheles whistled.

And the demon Pazuzu appeared.

The demon Pazuzu.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 18th
2021.

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CNN’s Jim Acosta Follows Pan Goatee On A Night of Aesthetic Cleansing

August 15, 2021 at 10:48 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )


Pan Goatee: Ridding the world of fat ugly blimps one fat ugly blimp at a time.

It was August 15th 2021.

Pachamama was crawling on the wall of the Sistine Chapel as Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) applauded approvingly.

Canada’s moronic sometimes minstrel show blackfaced Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had just called a national federal election on the advice of Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night and sorcery.

His election slogan is FORWARD which was the same slogan used by Lenin’s Bolsheviks while campaigning for the Russian Constituent Assembly election of 1917 (that was held from November 25th to December 9th 1917).

Lenin’s Bolsheviks who did not win a majority dissolved the Constituent Assembly in January 1918.

The Afghan capital of Kabul had also fallen to the Taliban on this day becoming senile old fool Joe Biden’s Saigon.

CNN’s obnoxious, pompous and arrogant Neo-Bolshevik Communist broadcaster Jim Acosta had been assigned by his New World Order Ministry of Propaganda editors at CNN to cover world famous satyr serial killer Pan Goatee for the day.

The broadcaster and his camera man followed Pan Goatee as he walked across a shopping centre parking lot where a moronic looking fat ugly blimp made the mistake of trying to walk in front of the satyr.

Pan immediately beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

When Acosta had finished vomiting, he asked his camera man, “Did you get all that?”.

When the camera man had finished vomiting, he answered, “Unfortunately I did.”

They then followed Goatee into a Save-On-Foods grocery store (the name like everything else in today’s Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth world did not mean what it said).

The store was quite naturally out of its cheapest generic no-name brand Diet Cola so Goatee was forced to grab bottles of the far more expensive Pepsi Zero (which wasn’t as good as the equally expensive but at least it tastes good Coca-Cola Zero which the store was naturally out of as well).

When Goatee went to the cash register line-up, his eyes were visually assaulted by a repulsively ugly fat ugly blimp standing in line with her equally moronic looking boyfriend.

“Shit!” Goatee exclaimed as he beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Both Jim Acosta and his camera man started vomiting after having seen the fat ugly blimp.

Goatee then said to the late fat ugly blimp’s moronic boyfriend, “Don’t you realize by fucking a fat ugly blimp like that, you’re helping to populate the world with yet more repulsively ugly people?”.

“No, I didn’t realize that,” the moron replied in a moronic monotone.

“I bet you received a double dose of the vaccine already didn’t you?” Goatee asked the moron.

“Yes,” the moron nodded.

“I bet you’re going to go for a third dose of the vaccine in Canada aren’t you when it’s available?” Goatee inquired, “Following the example of Israel who’s now giving a third dose to its citizens because 95% of those now hospitalized in Israel with Covid HAVE BEEN vaccinated twice. Although that fact hasn’t been reported by the brainless mainstream media in the western world.”

“In defence of the brainless mainstream media in the western world,” CNN’s Jim Acosta piped up, “All the Covid vaccines are referred to by the CDC (Center For Disease Control) as Year Zero Vaccines. And as we know, 2 x 0 = 0. So we in the brainless mainstream media in the U.S. refer to those cases as Unvaccinated since 2 x 0 = 0.”

“I am going for a third dose of the vaccine,” the late fat ugly blimp’s moronic boyfriend acknowledged.

“Well then allow me to kill you before the vaccine finally does,” Goatee beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

Goatee decided not to buy anything after all and put the two bottles of Pepsi Zero back because as Jim Acosta just told him, “2 x 0 = 0”.

Goatee then exited the store where this time his eyes were then visually assaulted by the most obnoxious repulsively fattest ugliest blimp of them all this evening.

“You disgrace to humanity and you antithesis of Beauty,” Goatee spoke in Sir Laurence Olivieresque tones, “why don’t you go back in the closet where you fat ugly blimps belong along with the sodomites and other perverts?”.

Goatee beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

Acosta accidentally vomited all over Goatee’s apparel.

Pan Goatee as he looked before he was vomited upon by CNN’s Jim Acosta.

Goatee immediately beheaded Jim Acosta and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

When senile old fool Joe Biden heard in the Oval Office, as he was patting his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ who was still erotically clinging to Biden’s right leg, that CNN’s Jim Acosta had been beheaded and cut up into 999 trillion pieces, he immediately ordered DARPA to put Acosta back together again as he, along with everyone else at CNN, was a 21st Century equivalent of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Gobbels.

After getting ahold of an old antique manuscript written by one Dr. Victor Frankenstein, DARPA managed to put Jim Acosta back together again.

“Good thing I captured all that electricity in a bottle after lightning struck the Washington Monument last night,” remarked one DARPA operative.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 15th
2021.

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Tezcatlipoca Recalls The Fall of Tenochtitlan

August 13, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

It was 500 years ago today back on August 13th 1521 that the Aztec Empire’s capital of Tenochtitlan fell to the Spanish.

Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking obsidian mirrors, the night, sorcery and darkness was feeling depressed on this anniversary for that day had marked the end of an empire that had worshipped him and performed human sacrifices to him.

Ever since Tezcatlipoca had struggled to find something to do.

Recently after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had bought himself a pot smoking antique mirror, Tezcatlipoca had appeared in the mirror’s reflection and tried to give Trudeau advice.

Unfortunately the advice was lost as Canada’s Prime Minister was a complete total absolute idiot.

However Tezcatlipoca had made appearances to other individuals such as George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab and Pope Francis and told them to “Build Back Better”.

Thus it was Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of darkness and sorcery who had coined the slogan Build Back Better.

What he meant by Build Back Better was to rebuild Tenochtitlan.

But to rebuild Tenochtitlan on a global scale.

So there would be human sacrifices everywhere and not just in Mexico City like in the days when Mexico City was called Tenochtitlan.

For this reason he had recently helped Pfifer, Moderna, Astrazeneca and Johnson & Johnson as well as companies in Russia and China to develop vaccines.

He had also been giving advice to an obnoxious, pompous and self-righteous little twit named Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Tezcatlipoca who had been flying atop a winged black jaguar looked down to see where he was.

He couldn’t tell so he ordered his winged black jaguar to land.

He looked around and said to himself, “Gee, are the women in this city ever ugly.”

He recognized a satyr from Greek mythology walking around with an astral laser machete.

The satyr followed a fat ugly blimp out of a small convenience store.

The satyr (whose name was Pan Goatee) then beheaded the fat ugly blimp and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The blimp was now in pieces and to the right of the fat ugly blimp’s multitudinous remains were 6 huge block bags of ice she had been carrying.

“You and your wife must be quite the alcoholics,” Pan Goatee approached the fat ugly blimp’s moronic looking husband who was standing beside a truck waiting to put the bags of ice in the back, “to need that many large block bags of ice.”

Goatee then beheaded the moron and cut him up into 999 trillion pieces.

He then pulled out a grenade and threw it into the open window of the truck causing a huge explosion that blew the truck up into 999 trillion pieces.

“That fellow is very impressive,” Tezcatlipoca remarked to the entity who was standing next to him.

Who was none other than Mictlantecuhtli the Aztec god of the dead and the underworld.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 13th
2021.

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Michelangelo Sees A Coven of Satanists Sacrificing One of Their Own

August 8, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); for thy (Mystery Babylon’s) merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, King James Version

“… for your merchants were the great men of the earth; for by your pharmaceuticals were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, Contemporary English Translation

After Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church in West London had read the two different translations of Revelation 18:23, he began his sermon,

“Now the Greek word translated sorcery in the King James Version is pharmakeia from which we get our modern English words “pharmacy” and “pharmaceuticals”. Pharmakeia in the Greek can mean “medicine” or “medication” or “magic” (as in witchcraft or sorcery not a stage show). Now as for “the great men of the earth”, great here means “powerful” not necessarily good…”

Renfield whispered to his friend Amadeus, “I wonder if “the great men of the earth” that Saint John foresaw were named George Soros, Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fraudci… I mean Fauci…”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories.

He had just turned off his waterproof reading lamp and fallen asleep.

He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of a coven of dark robed and red hooded satanists who were performing a satanic ritual ceremony.

The leader of the group was holding a staff bearing the twisting snake symbol of Asclepius the Greco-Roman god of medicine (who was the son of the Olympian god Apollo and the mortal princess Coronis).

The leader’s robe was lifted behind him and another darked robed and red hooded figure was kneeling behind him and kissing his bare buttocks.

At the left hand of the leader was a dark robed and red hooded figure holding an upside down Crucifix.

Actor Tom Cruise who had inadvertently stumbled into Michelangelo’s dream quickly left the dream with eyes wide shut as the ghost of director Stanley Kubrick stood there utterly transfixed and borrowed a line from Marlon Brando, “The horror… the horror…”

The leader spoke, “Tonight is the night one of our own must be sacrificed.”

A large group of dark robed and red hooded figures came up and drew lots from a naked and beautiful priestess of Aphrodite.

As they drew their respective lots, the Michael Jackson song Thriller was played on a record player.

Soon the shortest lot fell on to one.

That figure tripped and fell.

His hood came down revealing New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The leader of the coven dropped his hood revealing one George Soros.

The hooded figure who had been kissing Soros’ backside dropped his hood revealing one Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

The figure on Soros’ left who had been holding the upside down Crucifix dropped his hood revealing one Bill Gates.

Others started dropping their hoods and started pointing their fingers at Cuomo.

“You must be sacrificed,” Nancy Pelosi, Dr. Anthony Fauci, New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam all pointed in unison at Cuomo.

As did numerous others.

One lone figure dropped his hood about 20 seconds after the others, started pointing and spoke (after finally getting the instructions on his ear piece), “You must be sacrificed.”

The figure was one Joe Biden who still had his dead German shepherd dog Champ clinging to his leg.

Biden sneezed.

He then stopped pointing and stopped saying “You must be sacrificed” in order to pick up all his boogies off the floor and eat them.

“You must be sacrificed,” the rest continued pointing at Cuomo and speaking in unison.

“Throw him under the bus,” Soros commanded.

The black robed figures picked up Cuomo and threw him under an approaching bus driven by a ferocious looking demon and who had 665 other ferocious looking demons as bus passengers.

And that was the end of New York State’s baby killing and elderly person killing and sexually assaulting governor.

Michelangelo woke up and reached for a peanut butter cookie.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 8th
2021.

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Renfield’s Escapades On August 6th 2021

August 6, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his day by publicly calling for the assassinations of Maryland Republican Gov. Larry Hogan, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby and CNN CEO Jeff Zucker.

Shortly after making the announcement, the Roman Catholic bishops of Colorado issued a statement saying that “Vaccination is not morally obligatory and so must be voluntary.”

Amadeus Emanon who was listening to the BBC World News with his girlfriend Angelique Dumont in her flat, when the two stories were mentioned one after the other, told her, “A lot of people don’t know this but Renfield was actually born in Manitou Springs, Colorado. Like Winston Churchill, he had an American mother and a British father save unlike Churchill, he was born in America and not Britain. No doubt the Catholic Bishops of Colorado don’t want Renfield returning to Colorado anytime soon.”

In the Vatican Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) threw a major spaz attack and temper tantrum when he heard about the Colorado Bishops’ statement.

Said he to his fruity aide-de-camp in a paraphrase of T.S. Eliot’s King Henry II of England in the play Murder In The Cathedral, “Who will rid me of this troublesome MP?”.

The fruity aide-de-camp stood like a tea pot as he held his wrist limply and answered in a voice much like that of writer Truman Capote, “Well I hope you don’t mind, Eminence, but it can’t be me. I always find my hair gets messed up whenever I cross the English Channel whether by air or by sea.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 6th
2021.

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New York’s Andrew Cuomo and Bill de Blasio Are Apostles of The Antichrist

August 3, 2021 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Tuesday night podcast.

Like most of Renfield’s podcasts (which upset woke zombie airheads who can’t stand the music scene in Kelowna, British Columbia and can’t stand visiting the Jack The Ripper Museum in London), he was once again exposing the evils of Covid Neo-Communism.

Said Renfield,

“Let me talk about a British writer most of you have probably never heard of named Stanley Johnson. In 1982, Mr. Johnson had a book published called The Marburg Virus. The book was republished in 2015 under the name The Virus. The plot of the book is about a virus that’s released on the world from a lab. The really interesting bit is that a vaccine (developed by Big Pharma in cahoots with a population control freak billionaire) is then given to the world’s population and ends up killing more people than the original virus itself.
Now you might be inclined to think that the writer of this piece of fiction (?) Mr. Stanley Johnson probably thinks that bumping off most of the world’s population is wrong.
However you’d be wrong.
For this writer Stanley Johnson had a non-fiction book published back in 1973 called The Population Problem in which he said that probably the biggest problem the world will face in the 21st Century is the population problem. He said that unless steps are taken “now” (meaning 1973) to reduce the world’s population, more radical steps might have to be taken in the “third decade of the 21st Century” to reduce the world’s population (by the way, the third decade of the 21st Century began in 2020).
What might those more radical steps be?
Possibly reducing the world’s population by vaccine in response to a virus released from a lab as happens in Stanley Johnson’s book The Virus?
And out of respect for the noted Edmonton, Alberta, Canada sports broadcaster Bryan Hall, I’m not going to talk about the fact that this writer Stanley Johnson is the father of Boris Johnson the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. No, I’m not going to mention that.”

Renfield then moves on to his next subject.

“For this segment,” Renfield explained, “I’m going to ask my friend Amadeus Emanon a question which, unlike Hillary Clinton during the 2016 U.S. Presidential debates, he doesn’t know the answer to ahead of time.”

Amadeus appears on the right hand side of the screen next to Renfield.

Renfield asks Amadeus, “Now Amadeus, it is spiked proteins in the mRNA “vaccine” that is supposed to help you ward off the spiked proteins from the Corona virus. How many spike protein particles would you say is in a single dose injection of mRNA vaccine?”.

“I have no idea,” Amadeus replied.

“Take a guess,” said Renfield.

“Um…. 10,000?” Amadeus replied.

“Higher,” Renfield hinted, “much higher.”

“100,000?” Amadeus guessed again.

“Higher,” said Renfield.

“500,000,” Amadeus guessed.

“Higher,” Renfield encouraged him.

“1 million?” Amadeus asked.

“Higher,” Renfield began drumming his fingertips on the table.

“10 million?” Amadeus was getting exacerbated.

“Try again,” Renfield smiled.

“100 million,” Amadeus said.

“Nope,” Renfield shook his head.

“I give up,” Amadeus threw up his hands.

“There are 40 trillion mRNA spike protein particles per injection whch spread throughout the entire body,” Renfield read the figure aloud.

“40 trillion?” Amadeus was shocked, “That’s a Hell of a lot.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “With emphasis on the word Hell.”

. . .

For the third and final segment of his podcast, Renfield noted that New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo was thinking of banning all unvaccinated people from all public places and events in New York state.

He then mentioned how New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor and stalwart Apostle of The Antichrist Bill de Blasio had announced a proof of vaccine mandate for all indoor public places and activities beginning next month in the Big Apple New York City.

A drawing of a worm inside an apple was then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

The worm in the apple in the drawing had Bill de Blasio’s face on it.

An image of a leatherbound volume of Edgar Allan Poe’s poem The Conqueror Worm is then shown on the screen behind Renfield.

Then a video is shown of New York City’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole Mayor and stalwart Apostle of The Antichrist Bill de Blasio, “We are offering you the key to NYC and all its wonders. The key is to be vaccinated. If you are unvaccinated, you will not get the key to NYC and its wonders.”

Then a scene is shown from the 1942 Jacques Tourneur film The Cat People starring Simone Simon.

The scene shows actor Tom Conway’s character of psychiatrist Dr. Louis Judd pointing his walking stick at the key to the panther cage inside the zoo and saying, “The key.”

Judd repeats the line again, “The key.”

As animated cartoon black panthers stalk behind him.

Simone Simon’s character of Irena Dubrovna then turns into a panther, attacks Dr. Judd and kills him.

A video is then shown of Dr. Anthony Fauci being interviewed by Global News Canada’s Communist asshole U.S. correspondent Jackson Proskow.

In answer to a nauseating and sycophantic ass kissing question posed by Jackson Proskow, Dr. Fauci said, “We are going to have to start mandating that people be vaccinated. And we’ll start down at the municipal local level.”

Renfield then announced, “And so now, 40 years later, ladies and gentlemen, we now know what the New Age Movement slogan of the 1980s THINK GLOBALLY, ACT LOCALLY means. The Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Apocalypse of Saint John Book of Revelation Chapter 13 “By which no one might buy or sell save he that had the mark” would begin at the local level and then spread globally.”

Renfield finished his podcast by publicly calling for the assassinations of Andrew Cuomo, Bill de Blasio and Dr. Anthony Fauci.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 3rd
2021.

Simone Simon in the 1942 Jacques Tourneur film The Cat People

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Pan Goatee Beheads More Uglos and Morons Becoming A Threat To Neo-Bolshevik Communists Everywhere

August 2, 2021 at 10:40 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, Vampire novel) (, , )

The world’s most popular and sought after serial killer Pan Goatee was at the cash register in a pharmacy/grocery store buying some bottles of Cranberry Juice that were on sale.

His evening was then ruined by an ugly looking gargoyle (one of 3 species of ugly looking white females that seem to haunt and terrorize the city of Calgary) standing in line behind him with her stupid looking white boyfriend standing behind her.

Pan Goatee then immediately beheaded both uglo and moron and cut them up into 999 trillion pieces each.

He then left the store and headed across the street where he ran into a woman with pink and blue hair and John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd Blues Brothers style sunglasses.

The woman didn’t look ugly but she looked like a moron.

And with a possible Canadian Federal election looming, morons have a tendency to vote for one of two Neo-Bolshevik Communist Parties in Canada- the Canadian Federal Liberal Party led by failed Al Jolson minstral show impersonator and all around cerebral thought failure Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Federal New Democratic Party led by airhead Jagmeet Singh (whom Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh insists is absolutely no relation to her).

And in this year’s coming October municipal election in Calgary, a moron would also have a tendency to vote for Neo-Bolshevik Communist airhead Mayoralty candidate Jyoti Gondek (a friend of Neo-Bolshevik Communist asshole and demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond who was currently the biggest threat to freedom in Alberta) who was seeking to replace Calgary’s retiring fat slob Neo-Bolshevik Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi.

Thus Goatee beheaded the moron and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

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Dr. Anthony Fauci is the Rasputin presiding over the fall of the American Empire.
-The Ghost of Lenin

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the darling of the brainless mainstream media and the technocratic sorcerer director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was going through his mail.

“Hm,” Dr. Fauci noted after opening a letter sent to him by River Styx Travel Tours, “Someone’s bought me a ticket to the City of Calgary.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 2nd
2021.

What Dr. Anthony Fauci really looks like with all of his masks off.

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