Carson Cody Albion and The Deadliest of Spies

April 20, 2022 at 10:04 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Carson Cody Albion Private Eye had been asked to trail and follow a female Russian spy- an assignment he was very much enjoying

It was the spring of 1957.

And Carson Cody Albion Private Eye was walking the sidewalks of Los Angeles.

He had been hired to tail a female Russian spy.

It was a tail he was very much enjoying.

Suddenly Albion was accosted by a store detective who had noticed that the private eye was following the woman.

“What are you?” The store detective got up close into Albion’s face, “Some sort of pervert?”.

“No, I’m not a Hollywood producer,” Albion decked the man with his fists and knocked him out cold.

He had lost track of the woman.

A gentle breeze at that moment carried with it a whiff of the woman’s sensuous perfume.

Albion was back on track.

The woman entered an apartment building.

Albion recognized the building.

Janos Korda a Hungarian physicist who had fled his homeland after the failed 1956 uprising against Communist rule the year before lived there.

Korda had found a job working at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.

One of the founders of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory was rocket engineer Jack Parsons.

Jack Parsons had been back in the 1940s a disciple of English occultist Aleister Crowley.

In early 1946 Parsons and science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard who was also a disciple of Crowley (Hubbard would later go on to found the Church of Scientology) worked on a series of magic rituals that they called the Babalon Working.

The rituals invoked the spirit of the Whore of Babylon.

Also called Babalon.

Crowley and the two men claimed they succeeded.

Parsons was killed in a home laboratory explosion in 1952.

Although police felt that the 37-year-old Parsons’ death was an accident, other associates suspected it was suicide or murder.

When Korda had arrived to work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the fluent English language speaker Korda had been given a notebook of Parsons to read and analyze.

The notes consisted of Thelemite meditation techniques (Thelema had been the name of the religion founded by Aleister Crowley).

While meditating Korda came in contact with an entity calling itself Aiwass (the same entity that Crowley claimed to have once contacted and later sketched. The entity resembles an ET alien gray).

Aiwass gave Korda the plans for a new type of rocket.

Korda was so impressed with Aiwass’ plans that he wrote rocket engineer Wernher von Braun about it.

Unfortuntately Janos Korda’s letter to von Braun was intercepted by a Communist in the U.S. Post Office (Unfortunately Wisconsin Sen. Joe McCarthy had neglected to look for Communists in the U.S. Post Office).

The letter found its way to Soviet KGB headquarters in Moscow.

And thus the beautiful and lovely Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch was dispatched to Los Angeles to seduce Janos Korda.

She got into his apartment.

She got into his arms.

And she got into his notebook (in which he had detailed Aiwass’ plans for rocketry and missiles).

Once the notebook was in her left hand, she shot him dead with her right hand.

Carson Cody Albion, who had stopped to buy himself a Coke from the apartment building’s Coke machine, thought that perhaps he shouldn’t have stopped to buy himself a Coke as soon as he heard the gun shots.

He tried to finish his bottle of Coke as quickly as he could and then ran upstairs.

When he entered the apartment, Janos Korda was lying dead on the floor and Korda’s pet budgie was saying, “The horror. The horror.”

“Excuse me,” Albion asked the budgie, “But are you saying “The horror. The horror.” ? Or “The whore. The whore.”? Because there is a difference you know.”

Meanwhile the lovely and beautiful Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch was already fleeing down the fire escape.

A group of Grade 7 boys from a nearby private boys’ school were already looking straight up the fire escape at the tight skirted dress lovely female spy’s descent.

Their Art Appreciation teacher (who was a woman) who had been escorting them on a walk to a nearby art gallery suddenly broke into a lecture on the dangers of blindness (or even jail!) if one engaged in a certain physical activity (particularly in public).

As for the notebook, it returned safely to Moscow along with the lovely and beautiful Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch.

Aiwass’ plans for the rocket were successful.

The USSR launched the Sputnik 1 satellite a few months later.

As for Aiwass’ missile, that took a little longer to develop.

Until Wednesday April 20th 2022.

When Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the launch of a new intercontinental ballistic missile.

As he warned the West not to keep threatening Russia’s security in the Ukraine War.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 20th
2022.

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Maria Alexa Romanova

April 19, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova

The Grand Duchess Maria Alexa Romanova (a second cousin once removed to the late Czar of Russia Nicholas II) sat on her cushioned double headed Phoenix throne in her Paris hotel room in the year 1936.

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing was at her feet where he had landed after coming from the future using the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern for time travel.

The ghost of Orson Welles had accompanied him.

Welles’ ghost had landed in a comfortable arm chair in the hotel room and was even now sampling a glass of champagne next to him as well as a dish of Black Sea caviar.

“Who are you?” The Grand Duchess and 12th in line to the Russian Imperial Throne asked.

“I’m Dracul Van Helsing and this is my friend the ghost of Orson Welles,” the vampire hunter replied.

“But I thought Orson Welles was still alive,” Maria stated, “A rising young star on both stage and radio.”

“I was back in the day,” Welles licked his ghostly fingers, “But I died on October 10th 1985 after giving what turned out to be my last interview on the Merv Griffin Show where I talked about the happiness of hedgehogs, my sex life and Rita Hayworth.”

“I hope only two of those things are connected in that last statement you made,” Dracul looked concerned.

“You’re from the future?” Maria Alexa looked surprised, “Why are you here?”.

“Because Franz Kohler the last surviving member of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and a vampire intends to kidnap you,” Van Helsing answered.

“But why?” The Grand Duchess leaned back on her cushiony throne.

“Something to do with the Ukrainian Azov Nazi Battalions,” Van Helsing replied.

“The… what?” Maria tried to grasp what was being said.

“Nazis of our time period in the early 21st Century,” Van Helsing explained, “The brainless mainstream media of our day in the West don’t talk about them because they don’t want to admit that Vladimir Putin could be right about anything.”

“Vladimir…?” The name froze on the Grand Duchess’ tongue.

“Putin,” Welles finished the last of his Black Sea caviar, “Russia’s leader of our day.”

“Glad to see that pig Stalin didn’t find the secret to immortality,” Maria Alexa breathed a sigh of relief.

“No but Transhumanist billionaire oligarchs of our day are working on it for themselves,” Welles’ ghost got on the phone and asked Room Service to send some spectral coq au vin up to the room, “although Stalin does have a number of ardent disciples in the Western world such as a pale faced lily white boy named Justin Castro Trudeau who lives in Ottawa Canada and is jealous of the appearance of African-Americans.”

“What is the connection between this Ahnenerbe SS officer Franz Kohler and the Ukrainian Nazi Azov Battalions?” The Grand Duchess inquired.

“They’re all disciples of the Black Sun,” Van Helsing answered.

“The Black Sun?” Maria Alexa was surprised by all these terms.

“The Black Sun is really a brownish red dwarf star called Nemesis which orbits around the planet Nibiru as it travels across the galaxy,” Van Helsing noted, “First noted in little known ancient Egyptian texts and Franz Kohler became obsessed with them. Solar winds from Nemesis may have combined with solar winds from our own sun named Sol Invictus in terms of cosmology to have produced a rather spectacular display of the Aurora Borealis Northern Lights back on January 25th 1938 in fulfillment of the Virgin Mary’s prophecy at Fatima that this would be the sign the Second World War would soon start.”

“What does all this have to do with me?” Maria wanted to know.

“We’re not sure but we want to prevent Franz Kohler from kidnapping you and taking you back to the future to the city of Kiev,” Van Helsing sat beside the Grand Duchess.

“There’s only a limited time period for Kohler to kidnap you before his time travel debit card expires,” Welles finished the champagne, “Ah, I see looking at my Dick Tracy style spectral television wrist watch that our partner in time Michelangelo has just successfully used one of his Hydra blood dipped lobster antennae to jab and poison Franz Kohler in his ankle in the lobby of the hotel. This means you’re safe, Your Imperial Highness.”

“So what shall we do now?” The Grand Duchess asked.

“How about make love?” Van Helsing suggested.

The two were soon making out on the large cushioned double headed Phoenix throne just as Room Service arrived with the coq au vin.

“That would be for me,” Welles motioned to the bell boy.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 19th
2022.

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Dracul and Voluptas Hedone: An Afternoon Near Byzantium

March 22, 2022 at 10:30 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Voluptas Hedone: The daughter of Cupid and Psyche from Greek mythology

There was a lot of Byzantine intrigue going on in the city of Constantinople (today called Istanbul).

The city was not far from the conflict known as the Russia-Ukraine War (called a “special military operation” by Russian President Vladimir Putin and called “an attack on that place that gave my no-good bum son Hunter a job for doing nothing” by Joe Biden).

Joe Biden had started the day in Washington DC in front of a Business Roundtable of U.S. Corporate CEOs.

He was totally undressed except for wearing a fig leaf that covered his long dead sword and with his behind he painted the floor a very dark brown colour that Pablo Picasso would have never considered painting during his “Blue period”.

While looking like this, Biden informed the CEOs present that from now on he was to be regarded as “the leader of the New World Order”.

Such a proclamation had not been delivered since the days of the most insane ancient Roman Emperors.

Even though Biden had proclaimed himself the “leader of the New World Order” the Biden Administration told the Israeli government in Jerusalem that it should be the one “mediating the war between Russia and Ukraine and bringing it to a peaceful conclusion”.

While Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett sat contemplating whether the bagel and coffee in front of him was totally kosher, he pondered Biden’s idiotic pronouncement and his idiotic passing of the buck (or was it a shekel?) to the Israeli government to peacefully end the Russia-Ukraine War.

Meanwhile in the City of Istanbul (that city of Byzantine intrigue originally founded by the Roman Emperor Constantine) the Israeli Mossad agent codenamed the Star of Azazel was passing out blueprints of the proposed Third Temple of Jerusalem to Turkish Freemasons.

The former Israeli Mossad agent codenamed the Controller of the Golem (who resigned his commission because he couldn’t stand the Star of Azazel’s growing influence within Mossad) managed to get ahold of one of these blueprints in an Istanbul fish market.

He got the shock of his life.

The proposed Third Temple was built in the shape of a giant pyramid with a giant eyeball serving as the capstone.

Nathan (the real first name of the Controller of The Golem) sent a copy of the blue print to his friend the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit sent out Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles (who were currently staying in a chalet in Switzerland) to Istanbul to investigate.

In a forest not far from Istanbul, Dracul and Welles’ ghost waited to rendezvous with the Controller of the Golem.

Nathan was held up by police in Istanbul because he had accidentally spilled his hot chocolate over a photo of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan (the would-be Sultan of a Revived Ottoman Empire) in a Turkish coffee bazaar (which was considered a capital offense in President Erdogan’s eyes).

As Nathan used his best Kievan Jewish grandfather’s skills in trying to BS his way out of a difficult situation, Dracul and Welles’ ghost waited for him to arrive.

Dracul decided to go sightseeing while Welles’ ghost sat on the grass sampling a spectral glass of ghostly red wine from a ghostly picnic basket as he also ate a ghostly leg of fried chicken.

It was at the edge of the forest that Dracul Van Helsing spotted Voluptas Hedone the daughter of the Greco-Roman deities Cupid and Psyche.

Naturally Dracul Van Helsing being Dracul Van Helsing decided to make out with her.

Voluptas Hedone was only happy to oblige.

As the breeze of the forest seemed to sing that old song Roll Me Over In The Clover, Welles’ ghost and the Controller of The Golem approached the scene.

“Wow, Dracul, you should see what the Holy of Holies in the Third Temple of Jerusalem is going to look like,” Welles’ ghost stated.

Then he saw what Van Helsing and Voluptas Hedone were doing.

“Holy of Holies!” Welles’ ghost exclaimed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 22nd
2022.

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Angie Lamarr

March 9, 2022 at 11:16 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Angie Lamarr is a secret agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

The London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set had just hired a new woman to join the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit team.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster exploded his lobster tank when he saw her.

After getting a new lobster tank, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of what Angie Lamarr’s first assignment would be.

It was to join British MP Renfield R. Renfield in overthrowing the corrupt and despotic Justin Trudeau government.

After the government was overthrown, Neo-Stalinist tyrant Justin Trudeau, his Nazi/Communist hybrid hag henchwoman Chrystia Freeland, his scumbag Public Security Minister, his scumbag Federal Minister of (In) Justice, corrupt Liberal Party appointed judges who denied bail to Freedom Convoy truckers or granted bail but denied them their Charter rights of free speech while out on bail, scumbag Nazi SS/Gestapo members of the RCMP who wanted to freeze a whole bunch of Canadians’ bank accounts and scumbag directors of the Canadian Bankers Association who said frozen bank accounts would be flagged for life found themselves tied face downwards and attached to strong ropes tied to the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle.

“Hit it, Angie,” Renfield smiled and gave her the thumbs up.

Angie then hit the gas and started cruising down the highway looking for adventure or whatever comes her way.

Born to be wild.

Needless to say the rope burn and roadburn that the corrupt totalitarian inclined scumbags received was excruciatingly painful.

“I’ve got a complaint,” the whiny and petty pig-faced tyrant Justin Trudeau snivelled when the ride was over.

“You’ve got a complaint?” The world’s most handsome and charismatic black cat Midnight Noggles said atop his perch on the refrigerator as he watched the news.

Noggles sent some of the dry pieces of cat food crumbling to the floor as he always did when his brainless owners gave him dry cat food to eat instead of the wet and moist cat food that he loved and craved.

“You’ve got a complaint?” Noggles went on, “What about me? I’m forced to eat this dry cat food junk. I need and require moist cat food. What is it with these petty stupid humans feeding me dry cat food? Gods such as myself require moist wet cat food. I’m going to continue throwing these dry pellets off the refrigerator on to the floor until such time as these stupid chumps only feed me wet moist cat food.”

Noggles continued to throw the pieces of dry cat food on to the floor while the corrupt and despotic totalitarian inclined scumbags writhed and screamed in agony at the back of Angie Lamarr’s motorcycle on television.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 9th
2022.

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Svetlana Kireeva Visits London

January 24, 2022 at 11:42 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Evoking an atmosphere reminiscent of an Anne Rice character in a James Bond film, the beautiful Russian vampiress secret agent Svetlana Kireeva was meeting British MP Renfield R. Renfield in an upscale London restaurant

British actor Rowan Atkinson (who played Mr. Bean on TV and in film) who was dining in the restaurant remarked to his teddy bear, “Teddy I see you’re walking softly on the elegant white table cloth and carrying a big cinammon stick.”

It was a good thing Teddy had a big cinammon stick as Mr. Bean liked his coffee stirred and not shaken.

Svetlana and Renfield were meeting to lay plans for a Russian invasion of Kiev.

Renfield noted that the past two Presidents of Ukraine were puppets of George Soros.

Hence why they were such good friends with senile old fool Joe Biden and his crack cocaine pipe smoking son Hunter.

Renfield said, “My former boss the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set got a friend of his the ancient Greek enchantress and sorceress Circe to turn NATO troops into swine. Thus when Biden says NATO can easily counter Russian troops in Ukraine, it amounts to little more than hogwash.”

“And should a traditional Catholic priest perform an exorcism on Biden, we may have a second miracle of the Gadarene Swine,” Svetlana smiled.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 24th
2022.

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Attention James Bond: Super Villains Revealed Their Plans Years Ago

December 15, 2021 at 8:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

“Are you shaken or stirred, Mr. Bond?”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his podcast by wearing a tin foil hat.

“Stupid people, morons and imbeciles can’t ever think up new terms,” Renfield explained, “The same zombie looking persons come up to me every day and tell me that I am a conspiracy theorist.”

Renfield takes off his tin foil hat.

“Well,” Renfield noted, “I can always remove my tin foil hat…”

Videos of young athletes keeling over from heart attacks are then shown (a widespread global phenomenon this year).

“Can you remove your spike proteins?” Renfield asked.

Renfield went on, “Even the WHO admits that no one across the entire globe has yet died from the Omicron variant despite the sheer hysteria of New York’s mentally deranged Gov. Kathy Hochul and the brainless mainstream media.”

Renfield then went on,

“I was going to read a speech that an advisor to then French President Francois Mitterand gave in 1981 in which he said that it may take drastic steps to reduce the world’s burgeoning population such as faking a pandemic and then giving out a vaccine that kills people. I was going to read a speech Henry Kissinger gave in 2009 in which he said the same thing. But those speeches have mysteriously vanished off the Google search engine within the past 24 hours. No wonder a Calgary geopolitical analyst keeps getting banned from Facebook. These assholes in the global elite no doubt intend for something big this Christmas.
And they’re going to censorship extremes that would have made Josef Stalin look like a champion of free speech by comparison. My friend Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds (who is in trouble with much of the Church of England for continuing to believe in the Incarnate Deity of Jesus Christ and the Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Ghost) the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C of E Parish Church in West London says this is the same reason why the satanic antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Francis is seeking to crack down on anything associated with the old Roman Latin Rite this Christmas and why he’s got a bunch of llamas (who were usually sacrificed to the Inca Earth Mother goddess Pachamama in ritual ceremonies) in the Vatican’s Nativity display this year. This Commie Jesuit fag Pope (as the noted Canadian archivist and historian Jack Morrow calls him) is hoping to release the full spirit of Antichrist on the world this Christmas so the Antichrist as an individual will arise on the global stage.
So James Bond, villains spell out their plans ahead of time. But when you find them on the Net, Google now erases them. The 21st Century technological equivalent of the Stalinist Soviet era airbrush photo technique.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 15th
2021.

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Faust, Kohler and The Bat Cave

November 4, 2021 at 9:04 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a set of old achives from the Nuremberg Trials.

It recounted how in the year 1937 Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau had gone to Mexico with the then immortal Dr. Johann Georg Faust (Faust was finally murdered in the early 2010s by an Irish arsonist hired by Renfield R. Renfield) to study a bat cave outside Mexico City.

Inside the bat cave was a huge statue of Camazotz the Mayan bat god.

Camazotz means “death bat” in the Guatemalan Mayan K’iche’ language.

Faust was going to be extracting viruses from the bats in hopes of producing a biological weapon for the Nazis.

Faust and Kohler went back to Germany with their sealed container of bat viruses.

Faust sent a copy of his research to a Japanese military scientist serving with the Japanese army in China.

The Japanese scientist and Faust’s research fell into the hands of Chinese Nationalist Kuomintang soldiers loyal to Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek the wife of the Chinese Nationalist Generalissimo).

Later one of the soldiers defected to Mao Tse-tung’s CCP (Chinese Communist Party) and took Faust’s research on bat viruses with him.

The research paper eventually found its way into the Archives Room of the Wuhan Institute of Virology where it was discovered back in the early 2010s.

Whitstable had on his desk another dossier that said Faust had briefly visited the United States in early 1940.

Faust was in Brooklyn New York in March 1940 where he was said to have had a tryst with the wife of a Brooklyn pharmacist.

Nine months later one Anthony Stephen Fauci was born on December 24th 1940 to Eugenia Lillian Fauci the wife of one Brooklyn pharmacist Stephen A. Fauci.

Was the whining demonic looking brat Fauci’s son? Or Faust’s?

Possibly DNA might say.

Baphometa (the daughter of Baphomet) with her pet raven Huginn Muninn Dunnin.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday November 4th
2021.

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Linda Cannon

July 4, 2021 at 10:29 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Spy Tales, Technology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Linda Cannon: A provocative agent provocateur

Throughout much of 1958, Soviet Communist Party General-Secretary Nikita Khrushchev was worried about the Avro Arrow (Avro Canada CF 105-Arrow) a delta-winged interceptor aircraft designed and built by Avro Canada (A.V. Roe Canada).

The Avro Arrow held the promise of Mach 2 speeds (2,104 km an hour) at altitudes exceeding 50,000 feet and was intended to serve as the Royal Canadian Air Force’s primary interceptor into the 1960s and beyond.

This new Canadian plane could pose a major problem for Soviet military aircraft.

Khrushchev’s spy network in Canada had itself determined that the Federal cabinet of Canadian Prime Minister John George Diefenbaker was split on the issue of continuing the Avro Arrow program.

The mounting costs in continuing the program as well as technical delays and government budget reductions were leading some cabinet ministers to ask for cancelling the program.

A few cabinet ministers thought Canada should go ahead with building “the greatest plane of all time”.

In the autumn of 1958, Prime Minister Diefenbaker named one of Canada’s leading civil servants Ludwig Ludlow to conduct a secret study into the project and to determine what was to be done.

By Christmas of 1958, it had come to the attention of Khrushchev that Ludlow was going to recommend to Diefenbaker that despite the financial risks associated with the program, it would be in Canada’s best interests to go ahead with it.

Something must be done.

Fortunately for Khrushchev and the Soviets, they did have an ace up their sleeve.

For it turned out that Ludwig Ludlow was “as horny as Hell” (to put it mildly).

What later more politically correct generations would have labelled by the more therapeutic sounding term “sex addict”, the folks in late 1950s Canada would have called “one horny bastard”.

For Ludwig Ludlow made young Massachusetts Sen. John F. Kennedy look like a male vestal virgin by comparison.

And for those purposes a very young beautiful and shapely British Communist named Linda Cannon was brought in to serve the Soviet motherland.

Linda Cannon as she appeared to Ludwig Ludlow at a hotel in Ottawa Canada on Christmas Eve in 1958.

Linda Cannon came through with flying colours.

And Ludwig Ludlow came through with what future generations would have labelled “multitudes of DNA samples”.

The cat was in the bag.

And the cameras were in the cat house.

Ludwig Ludlow’s wife was a member of a prestigious and wealthy Winnipeg family.

To be cut off from her and her family’s assets as a result of an extramarital affair with a Soviet agent would mean that what Ludlow would be sleeping with in the future was a blanket donated by the Salvation Army.

Ludlow caved in to Soviet demands and gave the recommendation to Diefenbaker that the Avro Arrow project be cancelled.

On February 20th 1959, the Canadian government of Prime Minister John George Diefenbaker officially cancelled the Avro CF-105 Arrow jet-fighter interceptor program.

The Avro Arrow was dead.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday July 4th
2021.

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Renfield’s Dutch Treat On A Dutch Canal

June 24, 2021 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had received information from a confidential source that there was video evidence of the Covid-19 virus being released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology in late 2019.

The source told Renfield that the person with the video disc was willing to meet with him at a location on a canal in the Netherlands.

Renfield was warned by his friends to keep his guard up for the meeting.

Yesterday Renfield and his friend Amadeus Emanon narrowly missed being killed by a fountain pen bomb as part of a Communist Chinese Ministry of State Security assassination plot that had been ordered by CCP Supreme Leader and megalomaniacal dictator Xi Jinping.

Of course there was the immediate problem of how to get to Holland.

For Renfield was prone to sea sickness.

A few years back Renfield had barfed all over Prince Andrew the Duke of York who had been standing on a ship’s deck below Renfield.

And Renfield didn’t want to fly by airplane as four perfectly healthy British Airways pilots had recently died shortly after receiving the covid-19 vaccine.

Naturally both British Airways and the Boris Johnson government were denying that there was any connection between the healthy pilots’ deaths and the vaccine.

“As my late grandmother would have probably told me,” the unvaccinated Renfield told the unvaccinated Amadeus Emanon, “Don’t make a mistake and wind up a statistic no matter how many genetically modified idiots surround you.”

Renfield R. Renfield decided to fly over on one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships The Cannonball Express.

The flight was arranged and after arriving in Holland, Renfield set out by cannabis powered motorbike to the town where the canal was located.

Renfield waited on a bench overlooking the canal and took in the breathtakingly beautiful sight while he waited for his rendezvous contact to show up in a canal boat.

Renfield reached into the bag on his lap and took out a handful of jelly beans.

He had bought the jelly beans in a specialty candy store in a small town on his bike ride here to the canal.

Renfield’s favourite was the black jelly beans and so he ate all the other coloured beans first and then proceeded to eat the black jelly beans last.

Renfield was now down to his last jelly bean and his last black jelly bean.

As he reached into the bag to grab it, the last jelly bean slipped out of his hand and fell on to the small space of concrete that surrounded the bench.

Renfield sat there and looked down at the last jelly bean lying there on the ground.

He thought to himself, What would Amadeus do? 🤔

Renfield then lay down on the ground and picked up his last jelly bean.

It was a good thing he did for a dozen men in an approaching canal boat fired their machine guns at the exact place he had been sitting on the bench only a billionth of a nanosecond before.

The sound of bullets and machine gun fire just above his head alerted Renfield to the danger that he was in.

Renfield pulled a semi-automatic out of his trousers and blew the dozen assassins away to kingdom come.

The British MP later found out that the dozen assassins belonged to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s personal intelligence service.

The Russian leader was still ticked off at Renfield for using a controlled drone to fire bullets and destroy Putin’s priceless antique Bavarian beer mug collection a few years back.

Dutch police arrived on the scene and handed out tickets of €250 each to the dead Russians for not wearing lifejackets while being in the boat and currently floating on the water.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 24th
2021.

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Orson Welles On The Orient Express

May 25, 2021 at 10:38 pm (Espionage, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, Movies, Spy Tales, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The ghost of Orson Welles sat in a comfortable arm chair in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion.

He was sipping a spectral glass of spectral red wine.

He was reflecting on a dream he had as a young mortal man where he was contemplating directing a spy film set on the Orient Express.

Agatha Christie had published a Hercule Poirot novel called Murder On The Orient Express back in 1934.

The spy film set aboard the Orient Express that Welles was planning to make would have been done 20 years before Sean Connery’s 1963 James Bond film From Russia With Love part of which was set aboard the Orient Express.

However Welles’ idea for the film was rejected by film studio heads.

When Welles had the dream that became the basis for the proposed film, he dreamed he was back in the mid-1930s.

Soviet Stalinist agents had stolen the Spear of Longinus (the spear said to have pierced the side of Christ as recorded in the New Testament) from the Hofburg Palace Museum in Vienna, Austria.

They were now riding the Orient Express to Istanbul where they would then board a ship from Istanbul to Odessa.

And then from Odessa the Soviet Stalinist agents would head to Moscow and then to Stalin.

However Nazi spies were also on the trail of the Soviet agents as Hitler too desired to possess the Spear of Longinus for world conquest.

Britain and France had likewise sent their best agents to recapture the Spear of Longinus.

Welles played the British agent Sir Cyril Bellerophon.

He was to rendezvous with France’s top agent aboard the Orient Express.

All Welles’ Bellerophon knew was that the French agent’s initials were ML.

As Welles’ character of Sir Cyril Bellerophon sat in the empty dining car (as it was currently neither breakfast, lunch or dinnertime aboard the train), a beautiful woman entered the Orient Express dining car and approached him.

She walked up to Welles’ Bellerophon and said, “Bonjour Monsieur. Je suis Monique Labelle.”

Welles bowed and said, “Bonjour Mademoiselle. Je suis Sir Cyril Bellerophon.”

It had occurred to Welles that Monique LaBelle (whose intials were ML) was the French agent.

That turned out to be the case.

Welles thought it was a shame he woke up from the dream and had no idea how the whole scenario would end.

Still he had a chance to kiss Monique Labelle before he woke up.

And that Welles’ ghost reflected as he lit himself a spectral cigar was the important thing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 25th
2021

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