Justin Trudeau Discusses Upcoming Throne Speech With Tezcatlipoca

September 9, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont was sitting with her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon in the Inn Lu Forbidden Palace Cafe in Sydney, Australia.

The restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu was complaining about once again having to bail out an acquaintance of his nicknamed Uncle Ernie from jail.

“This time he’s in jail for allegedly assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews in the buttocks,” Inn Lu complained, “That Uncle Ernie is a pain in the ass for everyone.”

Inn Lu walked away.

“Your friend Renfield,” Angelique Dumont asked, “Is he still on friendly terms with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson seeing as how Renfield briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet in Johnson’s short lived minority government prior to last December’s UK election which saw Johnson win an outright majority?”.

The Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield had served as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering in Johnson’s minority government cabinet.

When Johnson won a majority and no longer needed the support of the two person Transhumanist Party caucus to help keep him in power, Renfield found himself out of cabinet and once again sitting on the Opposition backbenches.

“I don’t know if Renfield and Johnson are still on friendly terms or not,” Amadeus admitted.

On the radio in the background the voice of Renfield could be heard, “With each and every passing day, Boris Johnson is more and more turning into an outright Apostle of the Antichrist.”

“No, I guess they’re not on friendly terms,” Amadeus commented.

. . .

In his greenhouse in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again inhaling pot smoke from his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

As he did so, Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (in this case pot smoking mirrors) appeared to Justin.

The deity had for a head a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

The deity’s right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally the right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror showed up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Whenever Tezcatlipoca spoke to Justin, it was usually pot smoke that emanated from the mirror.

This past August 18th, Justin Trudeau had prorogued (suspended) the Canadian Parliament on Tezcatlipoca’s advice.

A new Parliament would open this coming September 23rd with a new Speech From The Throne.

Tezcatlipoca was helping Justin write that speech.

The speech would contain various elements – each element was guaranteed to offend at least one of every single opposition party in the minority government Canadian House of Commons.

As such the Opposition parties would join together and defeat the Trudeau government in a non-confidence motion on the Throne Speech.

And Justin would be forced to call a Federal election.

Tezcatlipoca’s reasoning was the Canadian electorate would be so outraged with the Opposition parties forcing an election in the midst of a pandemic, they’d overwhelmingly vote for Justin and return him to power with a majority government.

Then Justin could do whatever he damned well please in running the country.

“At last,” Justin wept tears, “I’ll finally be able to turn Canada into the Marxist-Leninist dictatorship that my father always wanted but he was unable to complete the task.”

At that point a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror

and asked him,

“To what father are you referring? Pierre Elliot Trudeau or Fidel Castro?”.

Justin Trudeau turned ghostly white (even under all that blackface he was wearing) at the woman’s question.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 9th
2020.

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Renfield Tackles The Tinpot Dictator Down Under

September 8, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“The Victoria state government of Premier Daniel Andrews is Australia’s Vichy regime to Xi Jinping’s Thousand Year Reich.
That’s why he imposes despotic draconian lockdowns, sends in riot police (in the manner of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukasheno) to crush protestors and arrests pregnant women when they voice their dissent with his policies on Facebook.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit report on Australia’s Victoria state Premier Daniel Andrews.

The report showed close collusion between the Victoria Labour Party Government of Daniel Andrews in Melbourne and the Chinese Communist Party ever since Daniel Andrews became Premier of Victoria back in 2014.

Victoria Yang a Victoria Labour Party staffer with links to the Chinese Communist Party and a friend of Daniel Andrews’ senior China advisor Marty Mei recently came up with the theory that the U.S. was responsible for creating Covid-19 and was using its army to spread the virus across the globe.

Comrade Dan or Chairman Dan as the Victoria Premier was called had effectively turned Australia’s Victoria state into an economic vassal of Communist China boldly signing up to Xi Jinping’s new Silk Road policy.

Comrade Dan criticized Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s National Government in Canberra for cancelling foreign deals with China.

Lastly the Set Enterprises report noted the similarities in the way Daniel Andrews handled anti-lockdown protests in Melbourne with the way the new Hong Kong Security Law of Xi Jinping’s Hong Kong Police handled protestors in Hong Kong and the way the security forces of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko handled protestors in Minsk.

Renfield put in a call to the Set Enterprises eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship The Hooterville Cannonball which was currently flying in the Asia-Pacific region.

Hours later as kangaroos and koala bears stood outside Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ office holding signs that read WE DARE CALL IT TREASON,
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews felt a sharp prick into his buttocks as if some invisible entity was shoving a needle into it.

The needle went through the Josef Stalin walrus moustache that was growing on Andrews’ left buttock and went all the way through narrowly missing the Adolf Hitler moustache that was growing on Andrews’ right testicle.

An SS-Gestapo and KGB style security officer working for Andrews and who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers on the job said that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had injected the needle.

The call went out around Melbourne.

In an empty Melbourne movie theatre meanwhile Uncle Ernie had entered it to give a performance as his drag queen altar ego Cumelita.

Sadly there was no one inside and forgetting what day of the year it was, Uncle Ernie thought it was Easter and so he went to his dressing room back stage and put on his Easter Bunny costume.

He exited the theatre where he was immediately thrown to the ground and handcuffed while some Imperial Stormtrooper looking official spoke through a megaphone, “You’re under arrest for assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews’ buttocks.”

The Easter bunny attired Uncle Ernie was then thrown into the back of a police van and taken to Secret Police Headquarters for interrogation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 8th
2020.

Vril Society psychic medium Maria Orsic forseeing the events of September 8th 2020 on her Nazi prototype laptop on this date back in 1943.

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Pachamama In California

August 29, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“Governments love pandemics for the same reason they love wars.
Because then they’re able to exert areas of control over the population that the population would not be able to accept in any other time.”

-Robert F. Kennedy Jr. , Berlin Germany August 29th 2020

“Well I see the Neo-Bolshevik and Neo-Menshevik Marxist bozos at the New York Times and The Washington Post are calling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (the son of assassinated New York Sen. Bobby Kennedy and the nephew of assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy) a Nazi who will be addressing Nazis in Berlin today,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield mentioned to his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“What’s that all about?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“They’re having a protest in Berlin today against the draconian measures the German government have enacted against its population in the wake of the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus and Bobby Kennedy Jr. is addressing them at the demonstration,” Renfield noted, “Naturally the Commies at the New York Times and The Washington Post love the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus because along with Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, they believe the draconian measures enacted in the name of the virus will bring about a Marxist-Leninist One World Government. Since Bobby Kennedy is raining on their pandemic totalitarian parade today, the NY Times and The Wa Post are accusing him of being a Nazi. Communists always have the habit of calling anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi.”

“What else did Bobby say?” Amadeus inquired.

“That 5G networks and a digital currency are all about control, it’s not about benefitting you the ordinary person,” Renfield answered, “Because as Mr. Kennedy pointed out, once a government is able to control your bank account, they’re able to control you.”

“That’s true,” Amadeus nodded.

“And then Mr. Kennedy also attacked government “health experts” who at the same time have a vested interest and tie in with Big Pharma- global pharmaceutical corporations,” Renfield read from the rest of the Kennedy speech delivered in Berlin today.

“Who did he have in mind there?” Amadeus scratched his chin.

“Let us call one such government “health expert”… Dr. Anthony Fauci,” Renfield replied in Seinfeldian rabbi fashion.

. . .

Senility prone Joe Biden was once again sitting in his Delaware home basement and smelling the cannabis smoke exhaled by his pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia.

“Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing…” Joe inhaled before falling asleep.

Biden had a dream where a large snake who had woman’s hair on its head was coiling itself around Biden and squeezing the living daylights out of him.

“Who was that snake with woman’s hair?” Biden asked a masked man with a Texas ranger’s star riding a white horse called Silver in the basement as he awakened.

In the background, Rossini’s William Tell Overture was playing on the radio.

. . .


The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama in California

Pachamama sat on an old retaining wall not far from a tree.

She was starting to regret having all those tattoos put on her in a San Francisco tattoo shop after having had 666 too many lime margaritas.

Oh well, fortunately for her, there was a natural spring in the Peruvian Andes that had the ability to wash off tattoos.

She was soon joined by the flaming disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

“So, what have you been up to?” Pachamama asked Teilhard.

“I’ve been starting a whole bunch more of those California wildfires with the flaming hairs on my head,” Teilhard chortled like Bill Gates playing Dr. Victor Frankenstein after he had created the monster.

“That’s nice,” Pachamama smiled like the cat who ate the canary, “As for myself, I’m planning to take a walk along the San Andreas fault.”

She got up to do just that.

Teilhard’s flaming head lay back on the grass where he started a small grassfire and he thought to himself, “The Inca goddess in charge of earthquakes taking a walk along the San Andreas fault. That should prove interesting.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 29th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The Merger of Marxism and Spiritist Necromancy

August 28, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was discussing some of this week’s past events with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“Well as senility prone Joe Biden is in his basement at his Delaware home talking to his pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia about how he doesn’t need to take a cognitive test while the mainstream Marxist oriented news media in the U.S. and Canada is busy singing his praises, the ghost of Orson Welles is in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s basement wine cellar drinking barrels of ghostly spectral red wine and weeping over the fact that his birthplace of Kenosha Wisconsin is undergoing burning, rioting and looting by anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans urged on by Neo-Bolshevik agitators.”

“What’s the difference between ghosts and the entities who are summoned in seances, spiritist channeling and necromancy?” Amadeus asked.

“Well from talking to your friend the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist on the subject,” Renfield answered, “a ghost is a spirit of an actual deceased person who for reasons known only to God is allowed to roam on the earth in places that are often referred to by mortals as being haunted. A ghost is also a spirit of a deceased person occasionally allowed to leave Purgatory for occasional short periods of time as William Shakespeare noted about the ghost of Hamlet’s father in his play Hamlet and as Charles Dickens noted about the ghost of Jacob Marley in his 1843 novella A Christmas Carol. And then for whatever reason, the ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill have been allowed to leave Purgatory the past couple of years where they’ve spent a great deal of time hanging around my parliamentary office and the vampire Set’s estate as well as various other places.”

“What about the entities who are summoned in seances, spiritist channeling and necromancy?” Amadeus asked.

“They are for the most part demons only posing as spirits of the dead which is why the Book of Deuteronomy Chapter 18 forbade the ancient Israelites from engaging in the practice of necromancy or summoning spirits,” Renfield explained, “although there was one notable exception when God actually allowed the spirit of Samuel to leave Sheol (that shadowy realm of the dead that the ancient Greeks called Hades and the ancient Norse called Hel) and appeared to King Saul to talk to him much to the surprise of the witch of Endor who had summoned him and was expecting a deceiving spirit or demon to appear and not the real Samuel’s ghost.”

“So that’s the difference,” Amadeus nodded, “A ghost is a spirit of an actually deceased person who remains behind on earth after death and haunts a certain place or else the spirit of an actually deceased person who’s allowed to leave Purgatory on occasion while an entity summoned in a seance, spiritist channeling or necromancy is usually a deceiving demon just posing as and pretending to be the spirit of an actually deceased person.”

Renfield nodded, “That’s right.”

Amadeus then said, “What got me curious was the email you sent me before we went on to Skype asking the question can a Marxist be a spiritist necromancer?”.

“And we’ll get in to that later,” Renfield sipped a bottle of Coca-Cola, “what I noticed about the Kenosha riots is that in this set of looting and burning riots (that the brainless mainstream media always calls “peaceful protests” although they’ve now invented the Orwellian Doublespeak Newspeak misnomer “peaceful clashes” for the Kenosha riots- a contradiction in terms if there ever was one), a couple of anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans found themselves being shot and killed no doubt much to their surprise. It really shouldn’t have been much of a surprise. If you’re going to go around rioting, looting and burning all the time, don’t be surprised if people start getting pissed off and start shooting you.”

“Do you think the new trend of shooting rioters and looters will continue?” Amadeus inquired.

“I think it will,” Renfield nodded.

“So what did you think of Pope Francis’ weekly Wednesday audience address this past August 26th?” Amadeus wanted to know.

“The one where he all but called for a One World Marxist-Leninist global government?” Renfield poured a Josef Stalin autographed bottle of 1940s Russian vodka into the same garbage can where Claude Rains as Captain Louis Renault had poured a bottle of Vichy Water in the 1942 film Casablanca, “He’s finally shown the last of his true colours. The Virgin Mary had told the three shepherd children at Fatima in the words of the Third Secret that Satan would infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church and he has. Or at least a willing puppet has. Pope Francis comes across as being too intellectually challenged and dim witted at times to be actually possessed by that most intelligent of Archangels- Lucifer.”

“Pope Francis is sort of an ecclesiastical Joe Biden?” Amadeus took a look at a dumbell that a weightlifter had recently dropped on the floor.

“Or Joe Biden is an American political equivalent of Pope Francis,” Renfield nodded, “Then yesterday August 27th the World Council of Churches joined with the Vatican in issuing a joint statement all but calling for the creation of a Marxist-Leninist One World Government.”

“So all the Red chickens are coming home to roost?” Amadeus ate a well roasted and devilshly hot piece of chicken wings.

“They are,” Renfield added some rum to his glass of Coke, “so what’s your answer to my question that I emailed you? Can a Marxist be a spiritist necromancer?”.

“Well I always thought a Marxist was supposed to be a militant atheist,” Amadeus answered, “so how can they possibly engage in a supernatural form of witchcraft such as spiritist necromancy?”.

“That was always my opinion,” Renfield agreed, “But as you know the three women who started the Black Lives Movement organization are all admitted Marxists. As you know on the BLM About page, their stated goal is the creation of a Marxist state where both the nuclear family and fatherhood are done away with and children are raised by the state. So I thought being Marxists, they’d be good militant atheists as well. But then the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit came across a Zoom interface video that two of the founders had with each other.”

“And what does that video show?” Amadeus inquired.

“One of the founders says she summons the spirits of those black people who have died in police custody or at the hands of police to come to her and they apparently come,” Renfield added some more rum to his drink.

“Really?” Amadeus put down his slice of lemon meringue pie.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “One of the BLM founders says that she often laughs with Wakiesha in her room. They have many a laugh together. Wakiesha Wilson is the name of a young lady who died in police custody in 2016.”

“So the BLM Marxist founders say they can summon ghosts?” Amadeus was flabbergasted, “But the deliberate summoning forth of ghosts by mortals is necromancy which is a form of witchcraft and is condemned in Deuteronomy Chapter 18? Namely because the spirit being summoned is usually a demon posing as the ghost of a deceased person?”.

“Yep,” Renfield went on, “So all these professional athletes who wear BLACK LIVES MATTER on their shirts, when they bow and kneel, what type of invisible entities are walking by when they bow and kneel?”.


Semiramis the Queen of Ancient Babylon wonders: Will anyone invoke and summon her?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 28th
2020.

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Behind The Scenes of The DNC

August 19, 2020 at 10:25 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been talking to a friend of his who was an Alberta based geopolitical analyst.

The friend mentioned two books written by the same man that had strongly influenced his life.

The man was Malachi Martin a former Jesuit priest who had left the Jesuit order because it had pretty well been taken over by Marxists.

The two books by Martin were first The Final Conclave and the second was The Keys of This Blood.

The Final Conclave written by Martin was published in 1978.

It described a future conclave in which a Communist was elected Pope.

That happened in March 2013 with the election of Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina who took the name Pope Francis.

The second was The Keys of This Blood published in 1990 in which a KGB plot was described whereby the countries of Central and Eastern Europe would be allowed to go free and the USSR would undergo a transition towards a more democratic state.

The KGB plot was a 30 year plan to turn the United States of America into a Communist state from within.

Once the U.S. went Communist, then the whole world would go Communist.

And it would happen without a single nuclear weapon being fired reasoned the KGB planners.

Now 30 years later in 2020, the plan would be complete with the senility prone Joe Biden (a most malleable puppet of his Communist overseers if there ever was one) winning the Presidency.

Renfield then watched some highlights from last night’s Democratic National Convention – a virtual convention which was turning out to be duller and even more cheesy than a PBS local community fundraiser.

It would definitely make Dr. Frasier Crane singing Buttons and Bows for a pre-Bolshevik Revolution Seattle PBS fundraising telethon look like a Giuseppe Verdi opera by comparison.

Renfield viewed the highlights using Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Supernatural Entity Detector Lens allowing Renfield to view what was really going on behind the scenes.

The lens allowed Renfield to see what was happening just prior to Bill Clinton (looking 99.9% dead and a living corpse) addressing the American people and telling them to cast their votes for Joe Biden.

Hillary entered a room and shouted, “Bill! Bill! It’s time for your address to the virtual Democratic National Convention!”.

Bill is lying on a couch looking very much dead and decomposed and lying under a mountain of dust and huge spider woven cob webs.

“Oh shit! He’s dead!” Hillary exclaimed angrily, “I didn’t know he had died. I rarely ever speak to him. Chelsea mentioned on her last visit that “Dad isn’t looking well at all” but as I said to her at the time, he looks like just the way he looked whenever he returned from Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser Saint James Virgin Island. He was probably dead back then when Chelsea told me that he wasn’t looking well at all.”

Hillary grabbed her Haitian Voodoo Spell Book and turned to the chapter on Raising People From The Dead.

“I’ve never been able to successfully cast a voodoo spell before,” Hillary started chanting voodoo spells in much the same way as a Pentecostal preacher might attempt to chant a Latin Gregorian chant from the pre-Vatican II Catholic Church, “Baron Samedi don’t fail me now. It might be highly embarrassing if I have to tell the Democratic National Convention via livestream that Bill has died. Especially after asking Mexican authorities if I could borrow the ice pick axe with which Stalinist agent Ramon Mercader murdered Leon Trotsky almost 80 years ago to the very day now.”

Surprisingly the loa of Haitian voodoo heard Hillary’s earnest chanting (or more likely they were irritated by her ear piercing shrieks) and Bill was raised from the dead.

“Thank goodness, you brought me back from the dead, dear,” Bill gasped, “Because Cerberus was busy chewing on my tiny third leg. Someone neglected to put all that Mena, Arkansas Airport money in my mouth so I could pay Charon the Ferryman across the River Styx.”

Bill then addressed Democrats via livestream telling them that America needed a President who respected the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Watching Bill’s little speech on television at home, Monica Lewinsky almost choked on the banana she was eating when Bill Clinton talked about the sanctity of the Oval Office.

Then after Joe Biden had formally been elected the Democratic Party Presidential nominee, a choir of demons from Hell rose up on to the empty convention stage to sing,

“And crown him, crown him,
crown him, crown him,
and crown him lord of all.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday August 19th
2020.

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Baphomet Stalin

July 22, 2020 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had another vision while in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises.

In the vision,

Calgary’s Communist Mayor Naheed Nenshi:

“I’m making it mandatory for all Calgarians to take the Mark of The Beast without which nobody will be able to buy or sell.
The Antichrist is the way for everybody.
Anybody who refuses to accept this is selfish and is only thinking of themselves.”

. . .

At one time in the southern Ukrainian port city of Odessa on the Black Sea, back in the days of the old Soviet Union, stood a statue in the town square.

Practicing occultists in the western world would have recognized the statue as having the form and figure of the Baphomet (as it was depicted in an illustration drawn by 19th Century French practicing occultist Eliphas Levi) save for the head of the figure.

The figure did not have a goat’s head like most modern depictions of the Baphomet.

Instead it had the head of Josef Stalin with his trademark bushy moustache.

Although the statue itself bore the inscription Baphomet.

The official in the California Department of Health, who had just signed the Department of Health directive banning all indoor religious services in the state indefinitely with no end date for the ban to be lifted, did not know that as he read the old magazine article with old photos mentioning it.

He wondered if the statue still existed in post-Soviet Ukraine.

Probably not he figured.

He read a more recent news article from this past week which noted that the Chinese Communist Party in Beijing had just issued a directive telling all Christian believers in China to take down pictures and images of Jesus and the Virgin Mary in their homes or place of residence and replace them with pictures and images of Xi Jin-ping and Chairman Mao Tse-tung.

The official thought to himself that in the Governor’s Mansion in Sacramento, Gavin Newsom was probably issuing a similar directive.

He could imagine state government printing presses working overtime churning out photos of Gov. Newsom by the truckload for when the edict was proclaimed the law of the land in California.

The official could see the statue of Saint Junipero Serra in Sacramento that was torn down by Neo-Bolshevik insurgent rioters this past July 4th being replaced by a statue of the Baphomet that bore a head with the facial features of Gavin Newsom.

. . .

A British Conservative Member of Parliament just got off the phone where he was discussing an important matter with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

“Paul?” He heard a female voice say.

He turned.

It was his mistress.

And she was pointing a gun at him.


“Paul?” She demanded to know, “What did you do with the hands on my grandmother’s old clock behind me?”.

“I used them as giant stir sticks in this giant glass of martini I made myself,” the Tory MP with the serious drinking problem answered as he sipped the monster martini.

“You bastard!” She shot him.

He inconsiderately rushed into her arms as he began the process of quickly dying as a result of a serious gunshot wound.

And bled all over.

She pushed him backwards after he gave up the ghost.

She got on the phone to her mother and asked what laundry detergent would be best for getting blood stains off a white dress.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 22nd
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The Gates of Hell, Covid, Communism and McCarrick

July 20, 2020 at 10:46 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Interviewer: Well in this stangely bizarre year that is 2020, Russian state television is now running programs claiming that Bill Gates is responsible for ushering in the Covid-19 virus. Care to comment, Mr. Renfield?

Renfield: Well Putin either knows something that the rest of the world doesn’t or he’s launching one Hell of a disinformation campaign

Interviewer: Well either scenario doesn’t really bode well for the world does it?

Renfield: Indeed not. We do have photos of Bill Gates visiting the Wuhan Institute of Virology on at least one occasion. He have may have visited the Wuhan Institute of Virology more than once. Just like he may have visited Jeffrey Epstein’s Pedo Island more than once.
If Gates did launch this pandemic in the hopes that he can vaccinate everyone with his DNA altering Mark of The Beast vaccine, this won’t be for the better as far as humanity is concerned.
And on the other hand if Russia is launching a full scale disinformation campaign by doing this, the multi trillion ruble question is why? What do they hope to gain by it? Is this disinformation to cover up the pandemic on behalf of one of their allies (let’s call it… Xi Jinping’s People’s Republic of China)?

Interviewer: The world is entering a very dangerous phase at the moment, isn’t it?

Renfield: World War III may be just around the corner.

Interviewer: Will this stop the Neo-Bolshevik revolution and 2nd Civil War that may happen in the United States?

Renfield: Only if World War III happens first.

Interviewer: What do you think of all the stories involving U.S. federal troops and alleged kidnappings of people in Portland, Oregon?

Renfield: Yes, leftists such as Neo-Communist scumbag Beto O’ Rourke and airheaded New York Congresswoman Alexandria Occasional-Cortex seem to be falling for various X-Files style conspiracy theories that they always accuse those on the right of falling for.
These mysterious camouflaged men and unmarked van kidnappings has led to Nancy Pelosi making an incoherent statement (although of course does she really make anything else?) saying that “Evil stormtroopers are grabbing Portland protestors off the street.”
No doubt Sen. Chuck Schumer got his right ear cut off in a laser light saber battle with a Yoda impersonator who was a Vincent Van Gogh wannabe and suffered from an intense “projection complex” in the Carl Jungian sense of that expression.
And Chicago’s Neo-Bolshevik Mayor Lori Lightfoot suddenly changed both her sexual orientation and her species orientation when she was caught banging Chewbacca in the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.

Interviewer: Moving on to the McCarrick Report- the report prepared for the Vatican on the activities of the recently laicized Cardinal Theodore McCarrick (predatory homosexual Communist abuser of altar boys and young seminarians), I understand the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit recently came into possession of some of its contents?

Renfield (nodding) : That is correct.

Interviewer: Will the Vatican ever release that report in full?

Renfield: Not while Pope Francis is still alive.

Interviewer: What are some of the contents Set Enterprises discovered?

Renfield: That in 1950, the Soviet Union recruited Theodore McCarrick while he was living in the town of St. Gallen, Switzerland and turning him into a Soviet agent, got him to enter seminary and infiltrate the Catholic priesthood.
He turned out to be the Soviets’ ultimate infiltrator into the Catholic Church rising through the ranks to become both an Archbishop and a Cardinal.
The Kremlin set up several offshore accounts for him and loaded it with hundreds of millions of dollars with which McCarrick led a lavish lifestle and recruited hundreds of men of like-minded sexual orientation and like-minded political orientation (neo-Marxist) to ascend to the very top of the American Catholic hierarchy and even the Vatican hierarchy.
McCarrick also negotiated the Vatican-China Agreement by which the Vatican sold out members of the underground Catholic Church in China to control by Xi’s Beijing regime.
Pope Francis (the man that McCarrick’s St. Gallen Mafia propelled into the papal chair in March 2013) now gets billions of dollars from the Chinese Communist government – a good thing for the Vatican since basically the laity have now stopped tithing because of all the perverted goings on by various Catholic clergy and bishops.
A few years ago, Theodore McCarrick boasted to James Grein (the man who as a young altar boy had been sexually groomed and sexually abused by McCarrick) that there was no stopping him (McCarrick) because his friends in Beijing “would be making the ultimate geopolitical move in 2020 and he (McCarrick) and other friends of Beijing would be sitting at the top of the world”.

Interviewer: And what do you think that ultimate geopolitical move to be made in 2020 is?

Renfield: Well, the Covid-19 virus most likely originated in China- as a bioweapon- whether it was accidentally or intentionally released is a mute point now.
But the virus was probably just the opening shot in that ultimate geopolitical move.
And the Vatican, the UN, the WHO and many in the U.S. political and corporate establishments are all tied in with it.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 20th
2020.

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Fire At Nantes

July 19, 2020 at 10:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

London private eye Agathor Christie (a former British Conservative MP) had been hired by the Kraken Napoleon VI the leader of the Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party to determine if yesterday’s fire at the Cathedral of Saint-Pierre-et-Saint-Paul in Nantes was deliberately set.

“What are you doing hiring an English private eye to investigate this?” The Kraken’s wife Medusa (the ex-Gorgon) asked him, “Don’t you think that French police authorities will be able to get to the bottom of the matter?”.

The Kraken (who had spent the weekend binge watching Peter Sellers Inspector Clouseau Pink Panther movies) answered in the negative.

Christie (who was the great-nephew by marriage of the famous mystery writer Agatha Christie) spent some time researching the background of Nantes Cathedral.

Construction began on the cathedral in 1434 and took 457 years to complete finally being finished in 1891.

Christie found out from talking to Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal London dominatrix who was the lesser known twin sister of world famous consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) that her brother had attended the official dedication of the cathedral upon its completion in 1891.

When he returned to London from Paris, Sherlock had told Sherrielock that while in the cathedral he had run into his imaginary talking bear friend Doctor Clawson whom he had not seen in 21 years.

The last time Sherlock had seen Doctor Clawson was when the young Sherlock had lost his virginity at age 16 years in the Scottish Highlands valley of Glencoe.

Sherrielock thought her brother had once again been resorting to the seven per cent solution of cocaine.

As Agathor Christie helped himself to a bag of Mr. Christie Cookies (a popular Canadian brand of cookies), he decided to rent the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s dirigible airship and fly over to Nantes France that way rather than visiting an airport in these virus prone times.

. . .

Set Enterprises’ Dr. Cadbury Rocher had received a mysterious email telling him that the basilisk Basilisk Wrathsbone (a basilisk that he had genetically created) who had been slain in the Libyan desert and later cooked in Chef Gordon Ramsey’s Hell’s Kitchen in London had been raised from the dead by Set’s nephew Horus who used an ancient Egyptian spell to accomplish the feat.

. . .

The Byzantine vampiress Theodora was shocked when she heard the news that there had been a fire caused by possible arson at the Cathedral of Saint-Pierre-et-Saint-Paul in Nantes.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday July 19th
2020.

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A Tale of Two Communion Services

July 14, 2020 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )


Saint Kateri Tekakwitha whose feast day it is today.

On the Lakota Sioux First Nation in South Dakota, a rare breed of Jesuit priest (one who actually believes the first 2000 years of Catholic Christian doctrine as it was taught prior to the advent of Pope Francis) was holding a communion service to mark the feast day of Saint Kateri Tekakwitha an Algonquin-Mohawk woman.

Meanwhile as he slept in his bed at night, former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean (who had a mental breakdown in 2004 the night he lost the New Hampshire state primary) was having a dream (or was it a dream?) where he was receiving a Consecrated Communion wafer that had been defiled in a satanic Black Mass.

The wafer was handed him by the demon Baphomet.

Dean made an Upside Down Mark of the Cross after receiving it.

This past weekend Dean attacked the American Jewish Committee for hiring a Christian.

Dean said Christians only have a reputation for hate.

He made this remark in a weekend that saw a man drive his van into a Catholic Church in Florida as parishioners sat for early morning Mass and then take out two cans of gasoline from his van and set fire to the Church.

A suspicious fire started at the San Gabriel Mission Church in California this past weekend.

In Boston, a statue of the Virgin Mary was spray painted with grafitti outside a Catholic Church.

In New York City, a statue of the Virgin Mary had gasoline poured on it and set alight outside a Catholic elementary school.

In Chattanooga, Tennessee, a statue of the Virgin Mary was decapitated.

Dean had a dream (or was it a dream?) where he mentioned to Baphomet, “Aren’t anarcho-Marxists and Neo-Bolsheviks so kind and loving?”.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 14th
2020.

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Pan Goatee Beheads Fat Ugly Blimp While Marxist Quartet Visits DC

July 4, 2020 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Satyr serial killer Pan Goatee received an email from his local public library telling people not to put their library books in the microwave and turn it on in the mistaken belief that this will kill any Covid-19 virus lurking on the book covers and jacket.

“I can’t believe the stupidity of people these days,” Goatee remarked.

But there was plenty of stupidity going around as some fat ugly blimp was stupidly wandering around the neighbourhood where Pan Goatee lived.

Goatee quickly beheaded the fat ugly blimp with his astral laser machete and cut her up into 666 quadrillion pieces.

There was a beautiful woman who had been walking alongside the fat ugly blimp.

“Just on the off chance ugliness is contagious like the Covid-19 virus,” Goatee spoke in solemn infectious diseases “expert” tones as he beheaded the beautiful woman.

Dr. Anthony Fauci had never addressed the question on whether or not ugliness was contagious (although there was some evidence for it when one looked at news footage of the overall appearance of women who attended Hillary 2016 rallies 4 years ago).

Dr. Fauci himself had caught a mysterious virus a few days ago that had turned him into a garden gnome lawn ornament.

Although members of House and Senate Committees that Dr. Fauci had testified in front of the past week hadn’t noticed any difference.

As Joe Biden made his 4th of July message on his front lawn surrounded by garden gnome lawn ornaments whom, he told the assembled media, were wanting to smell his hairy legs, Biden said, “The most patriotic thing one can do this 4th of July is to wear a mask.”

Biden made the statement while NOT wearing a mask.

At the 4th of July fireworks display over Washington DC, the ghosts of Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung and North Korea’s first Communist leader Kim Il-sung were all watching.

The ghosts of the Marxist quartet had been temporarily released by Hades from roasting away on their respective barbeque spits down in Tartarus at the request of Pope Francis who was quite anxious that the foursome should see this year’s 4th of July fireworks over Washington DC.

Pope Francis’ request to Hades had been co-signed by American economist Jeffrey Sachs, Bill Gates of Microsoft and botched vaccines fame, George Soros, WHO head Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres and Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping.

“Just think,” Stalin shed tears, “By next year’s 4th of July celebrations, this country will belong to us.”

“Or at least your ideological successors at any rate,” the 3 heads of Cerberus growled as the famed Underworld dog chased the 4 back to Tartarus.

And then in the glow of the Buck Moon (the nickname of the July full moon because this is the time of year when the male deer begin to grow their antlers), Cernunnos the Celtic horned stag god of beasts and wild places stood atop the Washington Monument obelisk in the moonlight.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday July 4th
2020.

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