Mariposa Noir

May 25, 2022 at 8:43 pm (Gothic, Horror, Short Story, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

The witch Mariposa Noir with her imp Iago in the background

Mariposa Noir had decided that she was going to behead her arch enemy the Sherrif of Tottingham with an axe.

Lord Malcolm Bellamy the Sherrif of Tottingham had burnt too many of her coven sisters at the stake.

She was always having to recruit new women to make the coven number stand at 13.

But Lord Bellamy always managed to subtract the number by raiding their midnight ceremonies and capturing her sisters and then burning them at the stake.

Most of her coven sisters weren’t as advanced in witchcraft as she was.

So they weren’t able to quickly turn themselves into ravens like she was and fly away.

Instead they were captured by Lord Bellamy’s men.

Then tried, found guilty and burnt at the stake.

“This Lord Bellamy shall pay,” Mariposa Noir stated as she picked up the axe, “he shall pay with his head.”

Her imp Iago found this statement so utterly funny for some reason that he started laughing his head off (quite literally).

“Oh, Iago,” Mariposa kicked the head out the door of the inn where they were staying and put his body in the garbage can.

Mariposa went upstairs to her room to work out the final details of her plan to ensnare and behead Lord Malcolm Bellamy the Sheriff of Tottingham.

In the meantime Iago’s head outside the inn was eaten by a brown bear who came out of the woods and his body in the garbage can was taken out and burnt along with the rest of the garbage.

So that was the end of Iago.

Mariposa Noir had one advantage when it came to ensnaring the Sheriff of Tottingham.

The Sheriff did not know what she looked like for she was able to turn herself into a raven quite quickly when Tottingham’s men arrived on the scene of her coven’s midnight ritual.

And Mariposa Noir was a beautiful woman.

. . .

Lord Malcolm Bellamy was enjoying his glass of ale when he arrived at the inn.

He instructed the innkeeper to carve himself a large piece of roast wild boar off the spit in the fireplace.

Food and drink, the Sheriff of Tottingham smiled, all that was needed to complete his evening was a beautiful woman…

The cup Bellamy had in his hands about to touch his lips froze when he saw the vision of Mariposa Noir descending the stairs.

“Oh, my God,” the Sheriff exclaimed.

“Good evening, your Lordship,” Mariposa approached.

“You’ve heard of me?” Tottingham was pleased.

“You’ve rid the county of so many witches,” Mariposa answered, “Who hasn’t heard of you?”.

The Sheriff had to agree.

“I’m afraid not much can be done with your axe whose head broke earlier this evening,” the innkeeper said as he walked through the door, “The blacksmith says you’ll probably need a new axe.”

“Very well,” Mariposa shrugged.

“What did you need an axe for?” Tottingham asked.

“To cut off the heads of some chickens,” Mariposa replied.

“That is a useful purpose for an axe,” Tottingham crowed as he nodded his head.

“Perhaps you’d care to lay your head against my bosom,” Mariposa suggested.

“An excellent idea,” Lord Malcolm Bellamy did just that, “My, what long red painted fingernails you have.”

“The better to rip your head off, my dear,” Mariposa smiled as she did just that.

-A short story written by Christopher
Wednesday May 25th 2022.

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Renfieldian Podcast For Friday May 20th 2022

May 20, 2022 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

Spending a Friday evening listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night podcast

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Began Renfield, “In the news today the Russian ruble is now at a 4 year high after Joe Biden’s past 4 months effort to destroy the Russian economy…”

Renfield went on, “In other news, rock star Bono asked the Pope a question at yesterday’s pontifical educational initiative.
Bono asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if he thinks that women and girls play the same role in tackling the climate crisis?”.
Pope Francis answered, “In the common saying, we usually talk about Mother Earth not Father Earth.”
A man dressed as a kangaroo who was standing next to Bono then asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if this means that he as the Holy Father would be unable to breastfeed my joey?”.
A transgendered member of Joe Biden’s cabinet, who was standing next to the kangaroo, objected to the transphobic tone of the kangaroo’s question.”

Renfield went on to other news, “At next week’s upcoming annual World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland, shamans from the Amazon region of South America will be displaying magic mushrooms and other psychedelic plant specimens.
Yes, Bloomberg magazine is happy to report that business and political oligarchs meeting at Davos’ World Economic Forum will be able to explore the opportunities for personal and business growth in drugs.
The oligarchs will get a chance to stop at the “House of Psychedelics” along the Davos promenade and inquire how they might be able to use psychedelics.
This psychedelic showcase is a sign of the growing interest in still-illegal substances among the architects of “The Great Reset”.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster informs me (following one of his non-psychedelic visions) that Pope Francis is considering appointing a stacked Vatican Commission to investigate whether Communion host wafers can be made from something else other than bread and more specifically from certain plants in the Amazon region of South America.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi hit her head upon hearing the news and remarked, “Of all the times San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone picked to bar me from receiving Holy Communion.”
Rumour has it that Ms. Pelosi is considering buying a membership in a Pro-Life organization.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 20th
2022.

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British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Advice To Vladimir Putin

May 19, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

As Mei-ling Manchu plots the overthrow of Communist China’s despot Xi Jinping, British MP Renfield R. Renfield gives advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast

Mei-ling Manchu was getting plenty of new support for her cause to overthrow Xi.

Shanghai’s residents were fed up with his rule after being locked down and pad locked behind iron fences in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus.

Students at Beijing universities were tearing down the iron fences that Beijing police were putting up in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus (that the Wuhan Institute of Virology had released upon the world with the encouragement of Bill Gates who was now working on a new and improved Monkeypox virus).

Only the brainless leaders of the Western world and the brainless mainstream media in the western world and CCP propaganda itself thought that Xi’s rule was secure and iron clad.

They were all blind to the shaking going on behind the Bamboo Curtain.

Meanwhile in Canada, Alberta’s Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney (who had thrown pastors in jail for violating his draconian Maoist style lockdowns in the name of the worship of the blessed and eternal Coronavirus) had announced his resignation as United Conservative Party leader yesterday May 18th (on what would have been Pope John Paul II’s 102nd birthday) since only 51.4% of the party membership had voted for him in a leadership review.

His United Conservative Party wasn’t so united after all.

And over in Britain, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is always telling everyone that he opposes the New World Order of the Great Reset being promoted by Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum and the vaccinazi leaders of the Western world (the European Union, Canada, the U.S., Australia and New Zealand). The sign of loyalty and fidelity to this New World Order is to wear a stupid looking diaper over one’s face (as Justin Trudeau always does when he isn’t wearing blackface) in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus. And also to hold sodomite Pride parades all over the place in the month of June where weird looking freaks, degenerates and perverts blaspheme the sign of God’s rainbow.
Anyways the World Economic Forum is holding its annual general meeting this coming Sunday May 22nd to Thursday May 26th in Davos, Switzerland.
This conference will host over 2,000 political and industry leaders who back the goals of the World Economic Forum and its Great Reset and the New Age Communist 2030 Sustainability Agenda of the United Nations.
They will discuss their plans for “pandemic recovery, tackling climate change, the future for work, accelerating stakeholder capitalism (what they call their system of hybrid Fascism and Marxism combined) and harnessing new technologies (their expression for eliminating 8.5 billion people of the world’s population and turning obnoxious billionaire oligarchs like George Soros and Bill Gates into immortal Transhumanist gods by uniting their decrepit and spastic old bodies with AI technology so that the world might enjoy their wisdom (or lack thereof!) forever.”

Renfield went on, “Anyways this World Economic Forum Annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland will have immense security measures for its so-called elite participants including 5000 military personnel and a strictly enforced no-fy zone.
So while Ukraine doesn’t get a no-fly zone, the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland does.
If Vladimir Putin is truly opposed to the New World Order of the Great Reset, I call upon him to defy the no-fly zone and send a hypersonic missile directly at Davos and blow all the evil demon worshipping adherents at that conference away to kingdom come.
Thank you for listening, ladies and gentlemen. God bless you. And good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 19th
2022.

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Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler In The Inca Temple of Doom

May 10, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Archaeology, Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Nazi vampire Franz Kohler of the SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and Maria Orsic of the Vril Society in an Inca temple in 1946.

The year was 1946.

The war was over.

And Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau was in South America.

He was now a vampire.

Having been turned into a vampire by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in Berlin in the dying days of the Third Reich.

As for Maria Orsic the head of the Germanic Vril Society (a society made up of female psychics and mystics), she had been turned into an immortal by the Norse god Odin in Munich in 1923.

Odin had given her a cup of ambrosia to drink that he had won from the Greek god Zeus during a poker game in Paris.

Maria Orsic and Franz Kohler were currently in an unknown (to the world at large) Inca temple in northwestern Argentina.

The temple was dedicated to the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama.

Inside the temple was a statue of Pachamama that was said could be used to summon Pachamama herself.

British archaeologist Digby Spencer Churchill (a distant cousin of Winston’s) was hunting for the statue.

Kohler as a dedicated Nazi did not want the statue to fall into the hands of the British and especially not into the hands of the Churchill family.

Unfortunately for Kohler and Orsic as they flew into the region by plane the map they had been given was drawn by a blind man who suffered from amnesia and had not been in the region since childhood.

Thus they were somewhat behind Digby Spencer Churchill in getting to the small statue.

They looked down into the bottom chamber of the temple with their guns drawn and saw Digby picking up the small statue.

“All right, Digby, put down that statue and put your hands up,” Kohler commanded.

“What happens if I don’t?” Digby inquired.

“We’ll shoot you dead,” Kohler replied.

Digby put down the statue but instead of putting his hands up, he reached into his own pocket and pulled out a gun and began firing at the vampire.

“Unfortunately for you, Digby, I’m a vampire so your bullets unless they’re silver are totally useless against me,” Kohler grinned.

“So that’s what my mother must have meant when she told me to get the lead out,” Digby reflected out loud.

“On the other hand, you did thoroughly wreck and ruin a nice 100,000 pesos suit,” Kohler looked at the bullet holes in his jacket and pants.

Kohler then shot Digby 5 or 6 times (he wasn’t sure how many cartridges the gun held and lost count).

“Bloody Hell,’ Digby sputtered, “Shooting a fellow before he’s had the chance to enjoy his afternoon tea. Awfully unsporting of you.”

Those were the final words Digby spoke before he kicked the bucket.

The bucket after Digby had kicked it landed on top of the statue and smashed it into a thousand pieces.

“Bloody Hell,” Kohler broke into an apoplectic vampiric fit.

“Perhaps,” Maria Orsic suggested, “If we take it to a Jesuit seminary somewhere in Argentina, they might know how to put it back together again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 10th
2022.

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The Baron and The World Economic Forum

May 7, 2022 at 9:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield, after fighting off a demonic attack by Beelzebub (the demon had been invoked at a recent satanic ritual ceremony), delivered his Saturday evening podcast.

Said Renfield, “The Rothschild contolled The Economist Magazine showed how totally out to lunch they are this past week by devoting an issue to praising one of the biggest scumbags of our time Bill Gates.
They praised his efforts to control pandemics when in fact he’s been the one launching pandemics as part of his Neo-Malthusian world population reduction plan. They praised his plans to fight climate change even though the idea that man-made CO2 emissions are causing climate change is a bunch of pseudo-scientific garbage pushed by the global elites in their desire to bring about a totalitarian One World government. They praised Bill Gates’s desire to control the global food supply which shows just how openly satanic the Rothschilds and The Economist Magazine are. Bill Gates controlling the food supply will lead to billions of people starving to death (Joseph Stalin will be green with envy as he’s busy roasting away on his rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus as he only managed to starve 3 to 4 million Ukrainian people to death during the Holodomor of 1932 to 1933).
The fact that Bill Gates is today the biggest owner of farmland in America should be of concern to every American.
His plant-based meat (which tastes like crap) is no doubt a foreshadowing of the Apostle Paul’s prophecy in 1 Timothy 4:3 that the Antichrist will be “commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.”
Already government, “woke” (i.e. zombie brain dead) industry and business, advertising and TV commercials are promoting the idea that eating real meat such as beef, pork, turkey and chicken should be given up to fight climate change.
This is all part of the World Economic Forum agenda to bring about a totalitarian One World government.
If you look at the World Economic Forum page on Wikipedia, you’ll see there photos of the 3 biggest scumbags in the Western world today- Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and George Soros.
All of whom are good friends of the Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).”

. . .

January 18th 1971 was the 100th anniversary of Germany having united as a country under Otto von Bismarck.

It had also been 100 years to the day since Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen (a potential rival to Bismarck becoming the 1st Chancellor of a unified Germany) had his soul claimed by the demon Beelzebub and taken down to Tartarus.

Although the slippery Baron had escaped from Tartarus numerous times since then.

On January 18th 1971, the Baron made a 100th anniversary “of his soul being claimed by Beelzebub” escape from Tartarus.

As Beelzebub and his demonic imps set out to track him down, Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen approached a German engineer and economist Klaus Schwab with an idea for establishing a global synthesis of Hitlerian German National Socialism (on a global scale) and Soviet Leninism (on a global scale) to bring about a totalitarian One World government.

Enthused and intrigued by the Baron’s ideas, Schwab started the World Economic Forum a few days later on January 24th 1971 in the Cologny canton of Geneva, Switzerland.

Although the name Schwab adopted for the organization at the time was the European Management Forum.

It changed its name to the World Economic Forum in 1987 at the suggestion of a New Age Messianic individual who called himself the Maitreya (a forerunner of the Antichrist of Biblical prophecy).

When Beelzebub sought to take the ghost of Hermann von Luftwaffen back to Tartarus in January 1971, the demon found himself overruled by his demonic superiors.

The Baron remains a leading ghostly advisor to Klaus Schwab to this day.

An artist’s rendition of a leading Freemasonic satanic ritual performed back in the early 2000s

-A vampire novel chapter
written Saturday May 7th
2022.

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85th Anniversary of The Hindenburg Disaster

May 6, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Aesthetics, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Today is the 85th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster

World famous and much beloved genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee celebrated the 85th anniversary by beheading and dismembering a stupid repulsively uglo little brat who ran across a street against a walk signal.

The satyr was standing at an intersection waiting for the light to change.

As it changed, he noticed a stupid repulsively uglo little brat running across the street against a walk signal.

The uglo managed to escape being run over by cars but she didn’t manage to escape being beheaded by Pan Goatee’s astral laser machete.

“If you’re female and living in Calgary, make sure you’re beautiful if you’re going to start ignoring traffic signals. Otherwise if you’re a repulsively uglo little brat like you are, this is going to happen to you,” Pan Goatee pointed out as he beheaded the stupid repulsively uglo little brat.

He then cut the stupid repulsively uglo little brat up into 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x 999 trillion x infinity and beyond x ad infinitum x 999 trillion etc. etc. pieces.

Krampus arrived to pick up the remains of the stupid repulsively uglo little brat and carry them down to Tartarus.

Later as Goatee was on his way home, he noticed a fat ugly blimp out walking her dog.

Goatee beheaded her and cut her up into 999 trillion pieces.

The dog now free ran off into the sunset.

He passed the Norse wolf Fenrir who was walking in the neighbourhood looking for his father Loki (who had recently been killed by a thunderbolt shot at him by the Greek god Zeus. Unfortunately for humanity, the evil Dr. Anthony Fauci was working to bring Loki back from the dead. Along with Nancy Pelosi who had been beheaded yesterday by a Mexican-American toddler on the occasion of Cinco de Mayo).

It was 85 years ago today that the Hindenburg airship exploded over Lakehurst New Jersey causing 35 fatalities (13 passengers and 22 crewmen) from the 97 people on board (36 passengers and 61 crewmen) and an additional fatality on the ground.

The cause of the fire was a fierce lightning storm in the area (although the Nazis claimed it was sabotage).

This year the ghost of Orson Welles directed a documentary (that was not shown on PBS) explaining the cause of the ferocious lightning storm in the area.

It all dates back to a notorious scoundrel named Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen whose soul was collected by the demon Beelzebub back on January 18th 1871.

Von Luftwaffen holds the Cosmos’ cosmic record for most escapes from Tartarus.

His latest escape from Tartarus occurred on May 3rd 1937.

He boarded the Hindenburg at Frankfurt, Germany on that same date as the airship left on its journey across the Atlantic to the U.S. Navy Base at Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Days earlier a 33rd Degree American Freemason had been assigned the rotating barbeque spit right next to Hermann von Luftwaffen’s rotating barbeque spit down in the flames of Tartarus.

The Mason had a message for Baron von Luftwaffen from Henry A. Wallace who was Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Secretary of Agriculture (Wallace later served as FDR’s Vice-President from January 20th 1941 to January 20th 1945. The phrase Annuit Coeptis Novus Ordo Seclorum was put on the back of the U.S. $1 bill in 1935 at Wallace’s suggestion).

Wallace had discovered through research by his friends in the Theosophist Society that Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen had been descended on his mother’s side from Adam Weishaupt the founder of the Bavarian Illuminati.

Wallace had also learned from Theosophist spiritist medium and mystic Nicholas Roerich that Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen also held the Cosmos’ cosmic record for most successful escapes from Tartarus.

Although von Luftwaffen was always caught and brought back to Tartarus by the demon Beelzebub.

Wallace promised the Baron via the rotating roasting Freemason that if he managed to escape from Tartarus again, he could get a job working for him Henry Wallace.

And thus it was that von Luftwaffen escaped from Tartarus and boarded the Hindenburg on his way to the U.S.

However the demon Beelzebub was waiting for him at Lakehurst New Jersey.

Beelzebub the prince of the demons of the air was the cause of the lightning storm in the area.

As he went forth to collect von Luftwaffen’s soul for the umpteenth time, a lightning bolt caused by Beelzebub’s action struck the Hindenburg and caused it to burst into flames.

-A vampire novel chapter
written Friday May 6th
2022.

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The Baron and Beelzebub

May 4, 2022 at 9:26 pm (History, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

A statue of Beelzebub suddenly appeared mysteriously atop Castle von Luftwaffen

Back on January 18th 1871 Germany united as a nation under Chancellor Otto von Bismarck.

Hwever unbeknownst to history Bismarck had a rival named Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen.

Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen at a huge banquet at Castle Luftwaffen on January 18th 1846, after overindulging in sauerkraut and sausage, decided on a whim to sell his soul to the demon Beelzebub for 25 years of wealth and power.

Baron von Luftwaffen got his 25 years of wealth and power.

However as January 18th 1871 approached, Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen started feeling nervous.

The demon Beelzebub would soon be arriving to collect his debt.

He also was ticked at the fact that Germany would soon become a united Empire for the first time in almost a millenium since the days of Frederick Barbarossa King of Germany and Holy Roman Emperor.

He was wanting to become the first Chancellor of a reunited Germany.

He was planning to send his rival Otto von Bismarck a large slice of poisoned venison (deer meat) for a banquet that the Prussian leader was planning.

Unfortunately for von Luftwaffen, Bismarck’s chef burnt the venison so the venison wasn’t served.

After consulting with a Church lawyer (a Jesuit), Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen discovered that if he could become immortal, his contract with Beelzebub would become null and void since he von Luftwafften couldn’t die and his body and soul couldn’t become separated.

The baron wasn’t sure how he could become immortal.

He didn’t have enough time to find the Fountain of Youth in Florida or search through various ancient, medieval and Renaissance documents for a possible elixir of eternal life or a spell to make him immortal.

However his spies informed him that the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith had been seen in Berlin.

Perhaps Lilith could turn him into a vampire and he could enjoy a form of vampiric immortality.

On January 17th 1871 Lilith turned Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen into a vampire.

Baron von Luftwaffen rode back in triumph to his ancestral home Castle von Luftwaffen.

He went for a walk atop his castle.

He was shocked to see a statue of Beelzebub atop one of his castle towers.

He was so shocked that he stood there absolutely petrified.

When morning arrived, the statue of Beelzebub came to life as the demon Beelzebub.

Beelzebub grinned and said,”Don’t you know that as a vampire you shouldn’t be standing there in the sunlight?”.

Baron Hermann von Luftwaffen gave an anguished cry as he burst into flames.

Beelzebub collected his soul.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday May 4th
2022.

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From Harry Potter To The Ministry of Truth

May 3, 2022 at 9:30 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Back in the old days, witches summoned imps to do their bidding

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in his office reading the latest Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Report.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had been sent to the U.S. to investigate the appointment of Nina Jankowicz as senile old fool Joe Biden’s Disinformation Chief.

After Elon Musk bought Twitter and promised to bring back free speech to the social media platform, the Neo-Stalinists who ran the U.S. government got their panties in a knot.

The Neo-Bolshevik Communist Department of Homeland Security headed by Neo-Bolshevik Communist Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas had announced the creation of an appropriately named Disinformation Governance Board that intelligent people were already calling the Ministry of Truth (as in George Orwell’s 1984 Ministry of Truth).

Mayorkas immediately got his Fidel and Raul Castro autographed Cuban panties in a knot when he heard the news that people were referring to his Disinformation Governance Board as the Ministry of Truth.

Mayorkas named as head of the Department’s Disinformation Governance Board a woman named Nina Jankowicz who was the lead singer of a “wizard rock band” called The Moaning Myrtles back in the first decade of the 21st Century.

Jankowicz, who was apparently a huge Harry Potter fan, had started the band with a friend Lauren Fairweather (I guess she didn’t want to meet in “thunder, lightning or in rain”).

They released albums in 2007 and 2008 when Jankowicz was 18.

One of their tunes was called Prefects Are Hot.

Some of the lyrics went like this

Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs

The lyrics go on

I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
What’s better than that – we don’t get STDs.

Being a sexual pervert of one sort or other seems to be a major requirement for serving in the Biden Administration.

Biden has plenty of people from the LGBTQ2s+ and counting in the number of new letters and numbers etc. etc. community (all disciples of Baal, Baphomet and Hecate).

Now with the appointment of Nina Jankowicz (what Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels would have been like if he had been female, a witch and an airhead) as chief of the Disinformation Governance Board (aka Ministry of Truth), a pedophile and a necrophiliac is now serving in the Biden Administration.

. . .

As senile old fool Joe Biden sat at his Oval Office desk staring out the open door into the hall, he noticed his son Hunter Biden walk by.

“What’s Hunter doing dressed like Harry Potter?” Joe wondered to himself.

He followed Hunter down the hall into another room.

“What’s Hunter doing lying in a coffin?” Senile old Joe asked.

“I think he’s hoping to get lucky with some woman named Nina Jankowicz,” one of his secret service agents answered.

“Groovy, baby,” Joe put on a pair of dark sunglasses, “I wonder if she’ll let me smell her hair while she performs Blowin’ In The Wind on Hunter’s instrument.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 3rd
2022.

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The Panther Woman and The God of Surprises

April 22, 2022 at 11:30 pm (Detective story, Espionage, Gothic, History, Horror, Mystery, Mystery/horror, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Claudia Simon The Panther Woman

Carson Cody Albion, a private eye then based in New Orleans, was spending April of 1935 visiting New York City.

He was visiting an old college acquaintance of his who had now become an inspector in the New York Police Department.

“Inspector Hennessy,” his secretary brought into her boss’ office the private eye from New Orleans, “a Mr. Carson Cody Albion to see you.”

“Carson, my old friend,” the Inspector rushed to greet him.

They discussed old times and college days.

And how the philosopher Hegel (who they had both studied in the same philosophy course they took) was a major pain in the ass.

However Hegel’s influence on the world was profound in the decade of the 1930s.

Hegel, as interpreted through the lens of the left wing Hegelians particularly Marx, was influencing Bolshevism and Communism.

Hegel, as interpreted through the lens of the right wing Hegelians particularly Nietzsche, was influencing Nazism and Fascism.

Inspector Hennessy was then discusing cases he was working on.

One involved a wild animal walking the streets of New York City.

A black coloured panther with golden green eyes who ripped out the throats of its victims.

The other involved a serial killer dressed as a clown who slashed the throats of his victims.

Beside his victims, he left a fortune cookie that always had the same message, “Be prepared to be surprised by the god of surprises.”

Albion said he’d help Hennessy with the case.

As Albion walked back to his hotel, he passed a tarot card reading room.

A very beautiful young woman dressed in the beautiful coloured blouse and skirt of a gypsy woman stood outside.

“A reading, sir,” she smiled at him.

“Why not?” Said Albion.

He did not believe in tarot cards or crystal balls but he had time to kill.

Interestingly enough the reading sort of matched the case his friend Inspector Hennessy was working on.

When the reading was over, the lovely brunette gypsy woman smiled at him and said, “Remember, sir, it takes a thief to catch a thief.”

Curious statement, Albion thought.

Albion was walking by a Church – Saint Raphael’s- when he noticed the priest locking up.

“Good evening, Father,” Albion said.

“Good evening,” said the priest, “You’re Carson Cody Albion are you not?”.

“Why, yes,” Albion nodded, “You know me?”.

“I have a niece who lives in New Orleans,” the priest explained, “She’s sent me newspaper clippings about your exploits. She knows I have a weakness for detective stories- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes, G.K. Chesterton’s Father Brown and Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot.”

“Excellent writers and excellent detectives all of them,” Albion acknowledged.

“Working on a case here in New York?” The priest asked.

Albion mentioned the panther and also the clown serial killer who called himself the God of Surprises.

“This clown serial killer the God of Surprises is a sinister individual,” the priest crossed himself with the Sign of the Cross, “I believe he’s human but yet he’s possesed of a supernatural paranormal power that I believe is demonic in origin.”

“What makes you think that, Father?” Albion was curious.

“I have to go to a hospital to hear confessions but meet me here at the rectory at noon tomorrow,” the priest pointed, “It’s right next to the Church.”

Albion agreed.

At 2 AM Albion woke up.

Feeling restless he decided to go for a walk.

He walked past Saint Raphael’s Church and was surprised to see a moving van out in front.

A moving van in the middle of the night?

At a Church?

The movers were moving Crosses and Crucifixes and statues of Mary and the Saints from the Church into the van.

This is curious, Albion thought.

He looked at the name on the van PILTDOWN AND PEKING MOVERS.

Weird, Albion thought.

The following morning Albion again walked in the direction of the Church.

This time for his noon appointment with the priest rector of Saint Raphael’s at the Church rectory.

He was surprised to see CRIME SCENE yellow tape around the Church building.

Albion figured that possibly the middle of the night movers were in fact burglars and he Albion had neglected to stop them.

“What’s happened here, Hennessy?” Albion asked the inspector when he saw him.

“Well aside from the obvious theft of the Crosses and Crucifixes and statues of Mary and the Saints, the priest Father Lacroix was found dead at the altar with his throat slashed,” Hennessy stated, “along with a fortune cookie carrying the message, BE PREPARED TO BE SURPRISED BY THE GOD OF SURPRISES. Witnesses saw a clown carrying a bloodied knife flee the Church building.”

Hennessy and Albion went to talk to the rectory’s housekeeper to see if she knew if Father Lacroix had any enemies.

The housekeeper, an Irish woman in her mid-50s, sobbed that this clown serial killer the God of Surprises must be demonically possessed.

That’s why the Crosses and Crucifixes and statues of Mary and the Saints were taken out so that the demonic clown serial killer The God of Surprises could enter the Church and kill Father Lacroix.

Indeed it turned out there was no such moving company as PILTDOWN AND PEKING MOVERS.

Albion after helping Hennessy had gone to a local public pool for a swim.

While walking through the pool area he saw this woman.

Albion stopped to look at her.

“You recognize me, monsieur?” the woman spoke with a French accent.

As a matter of fact, he had seen a sketch of her.

In the notebook of one Barnabas Van Helsing a vampire hunter who wasn’t quite as famous as his elder brother Dr. Abraham Van Helsing.

Back in the early 1890s the City of New Orleans had been terrorized by a wild black panther with golden green eyes who killed New Orleans citizens by ripping out their throats.

Van Helsing had caught up with the panther who, the vampire hunter had claimed in his notebook, had shapeshifted into a beautiful woman.

The woman, Van Helsing claimed was an immortal, who turned into a panther on certain nights.

She was a 17th Century French noblewoman named Claudia Simon.

Van Helsing had sketched her picture.

Albion recognized the woman standing in front of him as being the same woman in Barnabas Van Helsing’s sketch.

He also recalled something else.

Something the gypsy woman had said to him yesterday.

It takes a thief to catch a thief.

A couple of hours later a very beautiful woman was walking through a dark neighbourhood.

The sounds of the stilettos on her high heeled shoes clicking the pavement.

The constant pulling up of her coat and adjusting of her skirt.

A clown started to follow her.

He carried a knife.

He walked very stealthily behind her and was about to strike… when the woman suddenly turned and spun around on her heels.

He was surprised.

“You appear to be surprised, oh, God of Surprises,” said the woman with a most exquisite French accent.

She turned into a panther and ripped out his throat.

The clown shouted out several last words before he died.

As Hennessy and Albion wrapped up the investigation, they discovered that the clown was a Jesuit priest named Father Edgar Noeticus who had studied under the French Jesuit priest paleontologist Father Pierre Teilhard de Chardin over in China.

No one was sure when Father Noeticus had left China and when he returned to the U.S.

However after he got his throat ripped out by the panther woman, he shouted out one final last cry, “Someday a Pope shall venerate me the God of Surprises.”

In his right hand as he died he clutched a fortune cookie with the message BE PREPARED TO BE SURPRISED BY THE GOD OF SURPRISES.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday April 22nd
2022.

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Carson Cody Albion and The Deadliest of Spies

April 20, 2022 at 10:04 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Espionage, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Carson Cody Albion Private Eye had been asked to trail and follow a female Russian spy- an assignment he was very much enjoying

It was the spring of 1957.

And Carson Cody Albion Private Eye was walking the sidewalks of Los Angeles.

He had been hired to tail a female Russian spy.

It was a tail he was very much enjoying.

Suddenly Albion was accosted by a store detective who had noticed that the private eye was following the woman.

“What are you?” The store detective got up close into Albion’s face, “Some sort of pervert?”.

“No, I’m not a Hollywood producer,” Albion decked the man with his fists and knocked him out cold.

He had lost track of the woman.

A gentle breeze at that moment carried with it a whiff of the woman’s sensuous perfume.

Albion was back on track.

The woman entered an apartment building.

Albion recognized the building.

Janos Korda a Hungarian physicist who had fled his homeland after the failed 1956 uprising against Communist rule the year before lived there.

Korda had found a job working at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.

One of the founders of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory was rocket engineer Jack Parsons.

Jack Parsons had been back in the 1940s a disciple of English occultist Aleister Crowley.

In early 1946 Parsons and science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard who was also a disciple of Crowley (Hubbard would later go on to found the Church of Scientology) worked on a series of magic rituals that they called the Babalon Working.

The rituals invoked the spirit of the Whore of Babylon.

Also called Babalon.

Crowley and the two men claimed they succeeded.

Parsons was killed in a home laboratory explosion in 1952.

Although police felt that the 37-year-old Parsons’ death was an accident, other associates suspected it was suicide or murder.

When Korda had arrived to work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the fluent English language speaker Korda had been given a notebook of Parsons to read and analyze.

The notes consisted of Thelemite meditation techniques (Thelema had been the name of the religion founded by Aleister Crowley).

While meditating Korda came in contact with an entity calling itself Aiwass (the same entity that Crowley claimed to have once contacted and later sketched. The entity resembles an ET alien gray).

Aiwass gave Korda the plans for a new type of rocket.

Korda was so impressed with Aiwass’ plans that he wrote rocket engineer Wernher von Braun about it.

Unfortuntately Janos Korda’s letter to von Braun was intercepted by a Communist in the U.S. Post Office (Unfortunately Wisconsin Sen. Joe McCarthy had neglected to look for Communists in the U.S. Post Office).

The letter found its way to Soviet KGB headquarters in Moscow.

And thus the beautiful and lovely Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch was dispatched to Los Angeles to seduce Janos Korda.

She got into his apartment.

She got into his arms.

And she got into his notebook (in which he had detailed Aiwass’ plans for rocketry and missiles).

Once the notebook was in her left hand, she shot him dead with her right hand.

Carson Cody Albion, who had stopped to buy himself a Coke from the apartment building’s Coke machine, thought that perhaps he shouldn’t have stopped to buy himself a Coke as soon as he heard the gun shots.

He tried to finish his bottle of Coke as quickly as he could and then ran upstairs.

When he entered the apartment, Janos Korda was lying dead on the floor and Korda’s pet budgie was saying, “The horror. The horror.”

“Excuse me,” Albion asked the budgie, “But are you saying “The horror. The horror.” ? Or “The whore. The whore.”? Because there is a difference you know.”

Meanwhile the lovely and beautiful Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch was already fleeing down the fire escape.

A group of Grade 7 boys from a nearby private boys’ school were already looking straight up the fire escape at the tight skirted dress lovely female spy’s descent.

Their Art Appreciation teacher (who was a woman) who had been escorting them on a walk to a nearby art gallery suddenly broke into a lecture on the dangers of blindness (or even jail!) if one engaged in a certain physical activity (particularly in public).

As for the notebook, it returned safely to Moscow along with the lovely and beautiful Alexandra Murthanoccasio Popovitch.

Aiwass’ plans for the rocket were successful.

The USSR launched the Sputnik 1 satellite a few months later.

As for Aiwass’ missile, that took a little longer to develop.

Until Wednesday April 20th 2022.

When Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the launch of a new intercontinental ballistic missile.

As he warned the West not to keep threatening Russia’s security in the Ukraine War.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 20th
2022.

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