The John William Waterhouse Painting

June 18, 2022 at 10:41 pm (Art, Art History, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

An oil painting by John William Waterhouse (April 6th 1849- February 10th 1917)

Dashwood Forrest the famous London art curator was sitting in his art gallery The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery waiting for any customers to walk in through the door.

It was a Saturday night.

A Saturday night in mid-June.

Dashwood Forrest’s art gallery was generally busy on a Saturday night in autumn or winter but rarely on a Saturday night in spring or summer.

The sole exception was during the years of the plandemic of 2020-2021 when his art gallery was pretty well closed all year long.

Forrest was thus surprised when he saw someone walk through his door.

Unbeknownst to Forrest, the man was on the run from Special Branch of the Metropolitian London Police.

The man had stolen a top secret document.

A secret agreement signed between George Soros, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Pope Francis and the 2 leading religious authorities in Islam.

The man thought he’d drop into The Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in hopes he could escape his Special Branch pursuers.

“Good evening,” Forrest stood up from his desk.

“Good evening,” said the man, “I’d… uh… like to look at some paintings.”

“Certainly,” Forrest smiled, “We have some very good originals along this wall here.”

“What an absolutely lovely painting,” the man walked over to one and looked at it intensely.

“That’s a reproduction not an original,” Forrest explained, “It’s a reproduction of an oil painting by the British Pre-Raphaelite painter John William Waterhouse whose art works were known for their depictions of women from both ancient Greek mythology and Arthurian Legend.”

Forrest added, “And none of the women who served as models for the subjects in Waterhouse’s paintings would have been beheaded by Pan Goatee had he lived back in the day.”

“What is the name of this particular Waterhouse painting?” The man asked, “I notice there’s no name in the description.”

“Just a minute,” Forrest went over to his desk and his gallery catalogue, “I’ll look and see.”

“What a beautiful woman,” the man looked at the subject of the painting.

Suddenly the man looked through the gallery window and noticed the operatives of Special Branch approaching the gallery.

“Oh God,” the man prayed, “let me into the picture.”

Forrest returned, “I can’t seem to find the name..”

Dashwood stopped speaking.

The man had disappeared.

Special Branch walked through the door.

“Excuse me,” said the head honcho as he flashed his badge, “Has anyone been in the gallery tonight?”.

“Well there was a gentleman who was here who was inquiring about this reproduction of a John William Waterhouse painting but he seems to have disappeared,” Forrest answered.

“That’s one John William Waterhouse painting I don’t seem to recognize,” said a female Special Branch operative who had been an Art History major at Cambridge.

Forrest looked at the painting and gasped.

For the man who had been standing and talking to Forrest in the gallery minutes earlier was there.

In the painting.

Talking to the beautiful woman in the picture.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 18th

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Cardinal Salaman’s Dream About Dante and Virgil

June 17, 2022 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

Those who are wise keep their lamps lit in these times.
Those who are foolish do not.

Samhain Cardinal Salaman was asleep in his bed.

It was difficult being one of the few heterosexuals who worked at the Vatican these days.

And today he had read an advanced notice about an announcement that Pope Francis would soon be making about world geopolitics and global religion.

Most of the governments of the world should love him, Big Business should love him and the mainstream media should love him.

But what about the average worshipper in the pew?

What would his or her reaction be?

Salaman had a dream where the classical Roman poet Virgil and the medieval Florentine poet Dante visited him.

They took him to a deep circle of Tartarus.

They pointed to a rotating barbeque spit over open flames.


Dante and Virgil advised Samhain Cardinal Salaman not to join him.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 17th

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Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka In Moscow

June 11, 2022 at 10:29 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka dressed as a Gypsy woman in Moscow

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka was walking the streets of Moscow.

She was dressed as a Gypsy woman.

Although she was not an employee of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit, she was a friend of both vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

As such she volunteered to get involved in Set Enterprises’ latest intelligence operation against Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Set Enterprises Intelligence agent Miriam Hasafa had managed to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

And now Tanaka was hoping to ensnare a Chechen warlord and ally of Vladimir Putin named Ramzan Kadyrov who had recently threatened to invade Poland over its suport of Ukraine.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had had a vision of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov as a young boy.

Apparently the young Ramzan had had sexual fantasies about the gypsy Esmeralda the gypsy heroine of Victor Hugo’s novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

So Tanaka stood across from a restaurant in Moscow that Ramzan Kadyrov frequented.

The Chechen warlord was inside.

When Kadyrov exited, he noticed Tanaka standing across the street.

He walked in her direction.

Like all narcissistic misogynistic assholes (although he would not be called as such by Justin Trudeau since he was not a Canadian Freedom Convoy trucker), he grabbed Tanaka and without asking, he kissed her on the lips.

She promptly stabbed him in the right buttock with a needle containing a fast acting Polish poison.

Ramzan Kadyrov fell to the ground dead.

Tanaka slipped away into the Moscow night.

And was not seen again until she returned safely to London.

The Russian FSB found Kadyrov’s body and immediately rushed him to the laboratory of Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who had been the chief mad scientist for the East German Stasi but was now the chief mad scientist for the Russian FSB) to see if the doctor could bring Kadyrov back from the dead.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday June 11th

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The Vampiress of Notre Dame

June 10, 2022 at 11:00 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The vampiress rose from her tomb in the crypt of Notre Dame

This vampiress (who was a worshipper of the Egyptian deities Isis, Osiris and Horus) had been given a tomb in the hidden crypt of Paris’ Notre Dame Cathedral on the orders of Emmanuel Macron shortly after he became President of France in May 2017.

A visitor was being brought to the crypt.

Escorted by two armed Freemasons.

The visitor was one of the few Catholic priests in Germany who still believed in the Incarnate Deity of Christ.

The German Church which now called itself the Synodal Church was doing everything possible to throw out 2000 years of Catholic Faith and doctrine.

In this they were secretly backed by the Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

For Francis hoped to boldly take the entire universal Catholic Church where the German Synodal Church had gone before.

The vampiress rose from her tomb, bit the Christ believing German Catholic priest on the neck with her incisors and completely drained his body of blood.

In the Cathedral above the hidden crypt, French President Emmanuel Macron was busy discussing his plans for the revamped and rebuilt (“Build back better” to quote World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab and his senile old fool puppet Joe Biden) Notre Dame Cathedral (that had suffered a devastating fire back on April 15th 2019) with the ghost of Vichy French leader Marshal Henri Philippe Petain.

“What,” the ghost of Orson Welles asked his companion the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill, “is Macron doing consulting with the ghost of Vichy French leader Marshal Petain? I thought Macron recently defeated the Fascist candidate Marine Le Pen for President of France.”

“Yes but Macron is a closet Fascist,” Churchill smoked his spectral cigar, “Most of the global leaders on the world stage today are either closet Fascists or closet Bolsheviks. Although since the plandemic of 2020-2021 they are not so closeted anymore. Unfortunately most of today’s electorate are too stupid to realize that most politicians are either closet Fascists or closet Bolsheviks. In a statement I made years ago which I consider positively brilliant myself, I said, quote, “The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter”. Unfortunately today’s voters are even worse than they were back then when I was alive and well and in political office. And of course the biggest electoral morons on the planet are the voters of the greater Toronto area of the Canadian province of Ontario. Who have returned both Neo-Stalinist metrosexual soy boy Justin Trudeau and fat slob Neo-Fascist Doug Ford to power to their offices of Canadian Prime Minister and Ontario Premier respectively.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday June 10th

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Miriam Hasafa In Moscow

June 8, 2022 at 9:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Set Enterprises Intelligence Agent Miriam Hasafa was in Moscow

Miriam Hasafa an Intelligence operative and special agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit (of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) was in Moscow the capital of the Russian Federation.

Her assignment was to infiltrate the inner circle of Russian President Vladimir Putin and to determine what, if anything, he had planned in using nuclear weapons during the course of the Ukraine-Russia War.

Standing in front of the Kremlin, Miriam Hasafa was talking on a secure smart phone with another Set Enterprises Intelligence operative Miranda Singh who was at Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit Headquarters in London.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had managed a counter-espionage coup earlier this year when they managed to stop a Russian Intelligence plot to assassinate the actor who played Paddington Bear prior to filming what became the popular Platinum Jubilee Celebrations video in which Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II had had tea with Paddington Bear at Buckingham Palace.

Both Miriam Hasafa and Miranda Singh were instrumental in stopping the plot to bump off dear old Paddington.

Also with some help from Sherrielock Holmes (the quite literally immortal twin sister of famous London consulting detective Sherlock Holmes) who managed to get a captured Russian Intelligence agent to talk.

The counter-espionage coup seemed to benefit everyone in Britain from Paddington Bear to the Queen’s Paddington Bear adoring great-grandchildren Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis of Cambridge to Her Majesty herself to the pillow department at Harrods Department Store in London where they made huge profits in the sale of very very very comfortable pillows to a now defrocked Russian Intelligence agent.

Miranda Singh gave Miriam Hasafa the World Intelligence update.

Among the interesting tidbits Miranda gave Miriam was that Joe Biden, on the advice of the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles, had refused to condemn the assassination attempt on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Alyssa Milano the Baal and Moloch worshipping airheaded star of the early 2000s TV series Charmed was in a Los Angeles witchcraft store wanting her money back on a Brett Kavanaugh voodoo doll and pin that she had recently purchased.

Miriam thought to herself that the United States of America was going to Hell in a handbasket held by a badly dressed Handmaid’s Tale banshee hag.

She went off to a Moscow restaurant in hopes that she would prevent the rest of the world from going to Hell in a handbasket.

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin was sitting in his office in the Kremlin when the door opened and in walked a ghost white salamander.

The ghost white salamander was wearing a top hat, a tuxedo and a Larry King autographed bow tie.

The salamander doffed his top hat, bowed and said, “My name is Belvedere. And I invite you to dine at the Oasis Gardens Assyrian Restaurant here in Moscow.”

The salamander left a business card with the restaurant’s address on it on Putin’s desk, bowed and left.

Putin picked up the card.

. . .

Russian President Vladimir Putin entered the Oasis Gardens Assyrian Restaurant a new dining establishment here in downtown Moscow.

He gazed around the room when he saw this vision:

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 8th

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Miriam Hasafa

June 7, 2022 at 9:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Miriam Hasafa was an intelligence agent for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit

Miriam Hasafa was currently in Astana, Kazakhstan.

Her employer the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set preferred to call it Astana not really approving of its name change to Nur-Sultan in 2019 seeing that he didn’t approve of capital cities being named after politicians.

She would soon be flying to Moscow where she’d be investigating the intrigues of Vladimir Putin’s Kremlin.

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit were doing a lot of work these days.

Vladimir Putin was seeking to rebuild the Russian Imperial Empire of Peter the Great.

The World Economic Forum, the European Union, NATO and much of the Western World were seeking to build a totalitarian New World Order that would become the home base of the Antichrist when he made his appearance on the global stage.

In the U.S., the Moloch Deep State within the American CIA were using a new sound wave technology to get nutcases to shoot people in mass shootings so that there would be increasing demands for gun confiscation so that no one would be able to resist the New World Order when Joe Biden’s handlers decide to impose it on America.

And then there was the Russia-Ukraine War which seemed to be turning into a long war of attrition using conventional warfare methods.

But Vladimir Putin had been hinting since the war began that he might use hypersonic missiles on western capitals.

The threats were dismissed by most western media commentators (although most western media commentators have never once made an accurate geopolitical prognostication ever since World War I broke out in the summer of 1914. They’re about as accurate as the health “experts” were in the plandemic of 2020-2021).

So the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit had cause for concern.

Thus they were sending one of their best agents Miriam Hasafa to Moscow to find out what Vladimir Putin and his advisors were up to.

Miriam Hasafa about to begin a dangerous mission.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 7th

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Mariposa Noir

May 25, 2022 at 8:43 pm (Gothic, Horror, Short Story, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, )

The witch Mariposa Noir with her imp Iago in the background

Mariposa Noir had decided that she was going to behead her arch enemy the Sherrif of Tottingham with an axe.

Lord Malcolm Bellamy the Sherrif of Tottingham had burnt too many of her coven sisters at the stake.

She was always having to recruit new women to make the coven number stand at 13.

But Lord Bellamy always managed to subtract the number by raiding their midnight ceremonies and capturing her sisters and then burning them at the stake.

Most of her coven sisters weren’t as advanced in witchcraft as she was.

So they weren’t able to quickly turn themselves into ravens like she was and fly away.

Instead they were captured by Lord Bellamy’s men.

Then tried, found guilty and burnt at the stake.

“This Lord Bellamy shall pay,” Mariposa Noir stated as she picked up the axe, “he shall pay with his head.”

Her imp Iago found this statement so utterly funny for some reason that he started laughing his head off (quite literally).

“Oh, Iago,” Mariposa kicked the head out the door of the inn where they were staying and put his body in the garbage can.

Mariposa went upstairs to her room to work out the final details of her plan to ensnare and behead Lord Malcolm Bellamy the Sheriff of Tottingham.

In the meantime Iago’s head outside the inn was eaten by a brown bear who came out of the woods and his body in the garbage can was taken out and burnt along with the rest of the garbage.

So that was the end of Iago.

Mariposa Noir had one advantage when it came to ensnaring the Sheriff of Tottingham.

The Sheriff did not know what she looked like for she was able to turn herself into a raven quite quickly when Tottingham’s men arrived on the scene of her coven’s midnight ritual.

And Mariposa Noir was a beautiful woman.

. . .

Lord Malcolm Bellamy was enjoying his glass of ale when he arrived at the inn.

He instructed the innkeeper to carve himself a large piece of roast wild boar off the spit in the fireplace.

Food and drink, the Sheriff of Tottingham smiled, all that was needed to complete his evening was a beautiful woman…

The cup Bellamy had in his hands about to touch his lips froze when he saw the vision of Mariposa Noir descending the stairs.

“Oh, my God,” the Sheriff exclaimed.

“Good evening, your Lordship,” Mariposa approached.

“You’ve heard of me?” Tottingham was pleased.

“You’ve rid the county of so many witches,” Mariposa answered, “Who hasn’t heard of you?”.

The Sheriff had to agree.

“I’m afraid not much can be done with your axe whose head broke earlier this evening,” the innkeeper said as he walked through the door, “The blacksmith says you’ll probably need a new axe.”

“Very well,” Mariposa shrugged.

“What did you need an axe for?” Tottingham asked.

“To cut off the heads of some chickens,” Mariposa replied.

“That is a useful purpose for an axe,” Tottingham crowed as he nodded his head.

“Perhaps you’d care to lay your head against my bosom,” Mariposa suggested.

“An excellent idea,” Lord Malcolm Bellamy did just that, “My, what long red painted fingernails you have.”

“The better to rip your head off, my dear,” Mariposa smiled as she did just that.

-A short story written by Christopher
Wednesday May 25th 2022.

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Renfieldian Podcast For Friday May 20th 2022

May 20, 2022 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

Spending a Friday evening listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Friday night podcast

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Friday night podcast.

Began Renfield, “In the news today the Russian ruble is now at a 4 year high after Joe Biden’s past 4 months effort to destroy the Russian economy…”

Renfield went on, “In other news, rock star Bono asked the Pope a question at yesterday’s pontifical educational initiative.
Bono asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if he thinks that women and girls play the same role in tackling the climate crisis?”.
Pope Francis answered, “In the common saying, we usually talk about Mother Earth not Father Earth.”
A man dressed as a kangaroo who was standing next to Bono then asked the Pope, “I would like to ask His Holiness if this means that he as the Holy Father would be unable to breastfeed my joey?”.
A transgendered member of Joe Biden’s cabinet, who was standing next to the kangaroo, objected to the transphobic tone of the kangaroo’s question.”

Renfield went on to other news, “At next week’s upcoming annual World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland, shamans from the Amazon region of South America will be displaying magic mushrooms and other psychedelic plant specimens.
Yes, Bloomberg magazine is happy to report that business and political oligarchs meeting at Davos’ World Economic Forum will be able to explore the opportunities for personal and business growth in drugs.
The oligarchs will get a chance to stop at the “House of Psychedelics” along the Davos promenade and inquire how they might be able to use psychedelics.
This psychedelic showcase is a sign of the growing interest in still-illegal substances among the architects of “The Great Reset”.
Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster informs me (following one of his non-psychedelic visions) that Pope Francis is considering appointing a stacked Vatican Commission to investigate whether Communion host wafers can be made from something else other than bread and more specifically from certain plants in the Amazon region of South America.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi hit her head upon hearing the news and remarked, “Of all the times San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone picked to bar me from receiving Holy Communion.”
Rumour has it that Ms. Pelosi is considering buying a membership in a Pro-Life organization.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 20th

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British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Advice To Vladimir Putin

May 19, 2022 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

As Mei-ling Manchu plots the overthrow of Communist China’s despot Xi Jinping, British MP Renfield R. Renfield gives advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast

Mei-ling Manchu was getting plenty of new support for her cause to overthrow Xi.

Shanghai’s residents were fed up with his rule after being locked down and pad locked behind iron fences in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus.

Students at Beijing universities were tearing down the iron fences that Beijing police were putting up in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus (that the Wuhan Institute of Virology had released upon the world with the encouragement of Bill Gates who was now working on a new and improved Monkeypox virus).

Only the brainless leaders of the Western world and the brainless mainstream media in the western world and CCP propaganda itself thought that Xi’s rule was secure and iron clad.

They were all blind to the shaking going on behind the Bamboo Curtain.

Meanwhile in Canada, Alberta’s Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney (who had thrown pastors in jail for violating his draconian Maoist style lockdowns in the name of the worship of the blessed and eternal Coronavirus) had announced his resignation as United Conservative Party leader yesterday May 18th (on what would have been Pope John Paul II’s 102nd birthday) since only 51.4% of the party membership had voted for him in a leadership review.

His United Conservative Party wasn’t so united after all.

And over in Britain, British MP Renfield R. Renfield was giving advice to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his Thursday night podcast.

Said Renfield, “Russian President Vladimir Putin is always telling everyone that he opposes the New World Order of the Great Reset being promoted by Klaus Schwab’s World Economic Forum and the vaccinazi leaders of the Western world (the European Union, Canada, the U.S., Australia and New Zealand). The sign of loyalty and fidelity to this New World Order is to wear a stupid looking diaper over one’s face (as Justin Trudeau always does when he isn’t wearing blackface) in the name of the worship of the Blessed and Eternal Coronavirus. And also to hold sodomite Pride parades all over the place in the month of June where weird looking freaks, degenerates and perverts blaspheme the sign of God’s rainbow.
Anyways the World Economic Forum is holding its annual general meeting this coming Sunday May 22nd to Thursday May 26th in Davos, Switzerland.
This conference will host over 2,000 political and industry leaders who back the goals of the World Economic Forum and its Great Reset and the New Age Communist 2030 Sustainability Agenda of the United Nations.
They will discuss their plans for “pandemic recovery, tackling climate change, the future for work, accelerating stakeholder capitalism (what they call their system of hybrid Fascism and Marxism combined) and harnessing new technologies (their expression for eliminating 8.5 billion people of the world’s population and turning obnoxious billionaire oligarchs like George Soros and Bill Gates into immortal Transhumanist gods by uniting their decrepit and spastic old bodies with AI technology so that the world might enjoy their wisdom (or lack thereof!) forever.”

Renfield went on, “Anyways this World Economic Forum Annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland will have immense security measures for its so-called elite participants including 5000 military personnel and a strictly enforced no-fy zone.
So while Ukraine doesn’t get a no-fly zone, the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland does.
If Vladimir Putin is truly opposed to the New World Order of the Great Reset, I call upon him to defy the no-fly zone and send a hypersonic missile directly at Davos and blow all the evil demon worshipping adherents at that conference away to kingdom come.
Thank you for listening, ladies and gentlemen. God bless you. And good night.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 19th

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Friday The 13th May Style

May 13, 2022 at 10:51 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Actress Gene Tierney in the 1945 movie Leave Her To Heaven

But not everyone can be left to Heaven.

For example the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg who’s busy roasting away on her rotating barbeque spit down in Tartarus.

She has just been informed that she’s being sent down to a lower and even more sizzling temperature level.

“But, honestly,” Ruth protested, “I DIDN’T send them.”

. . .

Bill Gates was once again involved in another spastic action involving his hands.

As he was busy giving his one man impersonation of Cthulhu with his many arms, the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.

“The WHO (World Health Organization) of which you and the Chinese Communist Party are the principal shareholders will soon be setting up the first One World Government in history if senile old fool Joe Biden manages to win the vote for signing the Pandemic Treaty that surrenders U.S. Nationl Sovereignty on national health care over to the WHO by May 22nd.”

The two demons and one spastic human cackle ominously.

. . .

Satanic AntiPope Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) spent today May 13th (The Feast Day of Our Lady of Fatima) praying in front of an idol of Pachamama.

The six Vampiric Knights-Templar (the only Knights-Templar to have survived French King Philip The Fair’s attack on the Knights Templar Order in France that happened on Friday the 13th October 1307) who had been staying in the Vatican since October 13th 2017 marked the day by throwing a statue of Our Lady of Fatima into the Tiber.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 13th

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