Pachamama and The Spectre of Teilhard: The Devil Wore A Collar and Cassock

January 23, 2020 at 8:04 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Pachamama and The Spectre of Teilhard: The Devil Wore A Collar and Cassock

“I order all priests in this country to stop preaching on Hell.”
-Reinhard Cardinal Marx,
Archbishop of Munich,
Chairman of the German Bishops’
Conference 
(who’s obviously tired of being reminded of his post-life destination)

Former British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was once again setting up his London private eye office with former British Conservative MP Agathor Christie (both men had once again failed to be re-elected to Parliament in last month’s General Election).

Magog suddenly noticed he got an email from the man who was their tour guide throughout the rainforest jungles of the Amazon last summer.

The failed parliamentary and equally unsuccessful private eye duo had been hired last year to find out who was causing the Amazon rainforest fires that were burning out of control last summer.

They had failed to do so but had sent a bill for their services to Lev Tomi (the Secretary-General of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change) anyway.

The email contained a photo taken by an Inca Quechua indigenous woman living in Peru last summer.

The photo showed the disembodied flaming head of a Jesuit priest emitting fire from his hair and setting fire to trees.

Coincidentally Magog’s partner Agathor Christie was getting a photo emailed to him from British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

The photo taken by an acquaintance of Renfield who was currently in Australia (rescuing koalas, kangaroos and other wildlife from the current wildfires) showed the disembodied flaming head of the same Jesuit priest emitting fire from his hair and setting fire to Australian trees.

. . .

On July 13th 1917 the Virgin Mary was said to have appeared to three shepherd children Lucia Santos and her cousins Jacinta and Francisco Marto near the village of Fatima, Portugal and told them three secrets.

On October 13th 1917, a miracle involving the sun happened at Fatima, Portugal witnessed by over 70,000 people (believers and atheists alike).

The third secret that had been told to the children was supposed to have been revealed by the Pope to the world in 1960 but it wasn’t.

The vision associated with the Third Secret was released by the Vatican on June 26th 2000 but the text (Mary’s words to the 3 children) never was.

Coincidentally on October 13th 1917 as a miracle of the sun was happening in Fatima Portugal, Saint Maximilian Kolbe (a Polish priest who later died at Auschwitz on August 14th 1941 volunteering to die in place of a Jewish man with a family) was in Rome Italy.

He saw a Freemasonic parade in Rome in which the Freemasons were carrying banners showing images of Satan overcoming Saint Michael the Archangel in battle while they were busy shouting the slogans “Someday Satan will rule in the Vatican and the Pope will be his lackey”.

On November 9th 2018 (the 100th Anniversary of the German Kaiser Wilhelm II’s abdication 2 days prior to the signing of the Great Armistice ending World War I), Renfield found the text of the third secret of Fatima in the briefcase of a retired Austian Army colonel who apparently spied for the Russians.

On that same date, Renfield’s friend Dracul Van Helsing had located (in the very back pages of Google search on the topic) the entire message of the revelations said to have been given to a Japanese nun Sister Agnes Sasagawa by the Virgin Mary at Akita Japan back in 1973.

That message contained the statement, “And now my daughter I will reveal to you the message that my Son’s Vicar was supposed to have revealed to the world in 1960 but sadly he did not.”

What Mary told Sister Agnes and what Renfield found as the supposed text in the retired Austrian colonel’s briefcase were one and the same.

Among the lines in the identical text that both Renfield and Dracul had found on the same day were these words that Satan would “succeed in infiltrating to the very top of the Church.”

. . .

In early 1922, Lenin was having a conversation with Leon Trotsky.

“Well, Comrade,” Trotsky addressed Lenin, “remember you had asked the question at the Party Congress last year, were there any great empires in history that tried to practice anything similar to scientific socialism?”.

“I remember I had asked that question,” Lenin nodded.

“You received a reply,” Trotsky pulled a folder out of his briefcase.

“Really?” Lenin smiled, “Who from?”

“A French Jesuit priest actually,” Trotsky read from the folder, “Although one who is not an archaeologist, anthropologist or historian. But rather a paleontologist and geologist. By the name of Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.”

“And what does Teilhard have to say?” Lenin leaned back in his chair.

“The Inca Empire,” Trotsky read from the folder, “which lasted from 1438 until 1533. The Empire contained Peru, southwest Ecuador, western and south central Bolivia, northwest Argentina, a large portion of what is today Chile and a small part of southwest Colombia. Its official language was Quecha. But the economy of the Inca Empire was socialist. Supply on command as opposed to supply and demand as it were. The Empire functioned largely without money and without markets. Instead exchange of goods and services was based on reciprocity between individuals and among individuals, groups and Inca rulers. The Inca rulers (who theoretically owned all the means of production) reciprocated by granting access to land and goods and providing food and drink in celebratory feasts for their subjects.”

“So the Inca rulers were sort of the Soviet Politburo of their day?” Lenin smiled.

“That is correct,” Trotsky nodded.

“I take it though while the Incas practised a form of scientific socialism, they probably had a religion as well?” Lenin raised his left eyebrow.

“They did,” Trotsky nodded, “one of the Inca deities that Teilhard mentions is Pachamama who was Mother Earth the second most important figure in the Inca pantheon after Inti the sun god of the Incas.”

“Well, we can do without Pachamama as we build our scientific socialist paradise,” Lenin laughed.

“It may be necessary for the triumph of our cause to adapt some form of religion to temporarily appease the masses as we build the scientific socialist state,” Trotsky pointed out, “perhaps if push comes to shove and the masses are not inclined to immediately embrace atheism as we bring forth the agenda of worldwide scientific socialism, it might be necessary to bring in a deity who we could incorporate into our cause. Why not Pachamama? Our own immediate subjects in Russia are no doubt still haunted by the Czarist idea of Holy Mother Russia. Pachamama could become an engrafted substitute. And in various religions throughout the world and throughout history, the Earth Mother goddess was a very important deity. Why not adopt Pachamama who was the Earth Mother goddess of an Empire that tried to practice a form of scientific socialism?”.

“And who could we ask to graft such a deity into Marxism?” Lenin inquired.

“Why not Teilhard himself?” Trotsky suggested, “For in his opening introductory letter, he writes that he wishes to bring about a synthesis of Marxism and Christianity and he has taken it upon himself to do just that.”

“Christianity, Marxism and Pachamama,” Lenin mused aloud, “Well, let’s see what this Teilhard fellow comes up with.”

How well Teilhard succeeded would not be known in the life and existence of the Soviet Union itself.

Although Teilhard’s writings were eventually to be placed alongside the writings of Marx and Lenin in Moscow’s Hall of Atheism.

. . .

Teilhard was not the only one to consider the figure of Pachamama as a deity capable of synthesis and syncretism. 

Back in the late 1870s when founder of Theosophy Madame Helena Petrovna Blavatsky was admitted into the Grand Orient Lodge of France (the only Freemasonic lodge in the world to allow female initiates), she had written as her entry in the membership register, “The Celestial Virgin (who is the mother of both space and time) is also the mother of all Gods and all Devils at one and the same time. To the ancient Inca, she was called Pachamama.”

. . .

August 8th 1919
-A man is walking in the desert when the thing swooped down upon him. From afar it appeared to him quite small a pale fading shadow no bigger than the palm of a child’s hand. When suddenly with the speed of an arrow, it came straight at him. And then suddenly penetrated his soul. The man felt he was ceasing to be merely himself. An irresistible rapture took possession of him. And the anguish of some superhuman peril oppressed him. He felt what swooped down upon him was the combined essence of all evil and all goodness. And now in the depths of the very being who had invaded, something was murmuring, “You have called me here. Here I am.”
Said the thing, “You have need of me in order to grow. And I was waiting for you in order to be made holy. I have been drawing you to me and now I’ve been established in you for life or for death. And now you must either damn yourself with me. Or save myself with you. ”
The man replies, “What is your name? Speak, you who are divine and mighty.” 
The thing replies, “With my violence, I sometimes slay my lovers. And those who touch me never know what power they are unleashing. Wise men fear me and curse me. I am the essence of all that is tangible.
You have grasped what the world has even more than individuals who wish their soul to be redeemed. Lay yourself open to my inspiration. And receive what the spirit of the earth has in order to be saved. Your salvation and mine hang upon this first moment.”
Now this wave of bliss in which he was engulfed had been changed. And in ruthless determination, he began to battle the dark power. And then the frenzied battle gave placement however to an irresistible longing to submit. And he felt that henceforth nothing in the world would be able to alienate him from the greater reality that he was now feeling. Nothing at all. And he surrendered himself.
-Pierre Teilhard de Chardin writing in his diary about an experience he had in the Egyptian desert writing about himself in the third person as he was prone to do.

About the day he made contact with the Spirit of the Earth. 

Or as they say in Latin, Spiritus Mundi.

About the same time as Teilhard had this experience in the Egyptian desert, a poet in Ireland was having a vision of his own.

A vision that would inspire him to write a poem called The Second Coming.

A poem containing these words, 
“… a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi 
troubles my sight:
somewhere in sands of the desert 
A shape with lion body and the head of a man, 
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs,
while all about it 
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know 
That twenty centuries of stony sleep 
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards 
Bethlehem to be born?
-William Butler Yeats, The Second Coming

. . .

On April 22nd 1970 was the world’s first Earth Day.

Coincidentally that date was also the 100th Birthday of Soviet leader Vladimir Lenin (who was born on April 22nd 1870).

39 years later on April 22nd 2009, the United Nations General Assembly adopted a resolution declaring April 22nd as International Mother Earth Day.

Following the resolution it was noted that the earth mother goddess was a common deity in many of the world’s religions.

Followers of Hinduism noted that in their religion, Mother Earth was symbolized by the goddess Sita.

And it was also noted by practitioners of other faiths that they had a representative earth mother goddess.

Curiously some UN officials and NGOs who were Marxist in their political beliefs and yet labelled themselves as Teilhardian in their spiritual beliefs had for the occasion culturally appropriated the Inca Earth Mother Goddess Pachamama as one of their own.

Said one Teilhardian Marxist after the vote, “Pachamama is the Andean Mother Earth. She provides harvests of potatoes and coca leaves. Today’s environmental problems stem from a lack of respect for Pachamama. We take too much from her and pollute her, endangering the life of the planet as a whole.”

The Teilhardian Marxist neglected to mention that Inca priests sacrificed llamas and guinea pigs to Pachamama and in times of severe crisis, they even sacrificed human children.

He also didn’t mention the fact that Pachamama was a shape shifter.

When she lived in the fires under the earth, she was a fierce red dragon.

But when she was on the earth’s surface, she appeared as a woman.

. . .

Friday October 4th 2019.

The first Friday of the month of October.

And among modern New Age adherents and disciples of Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess, the first Friday of every month is considered sacred to Pachamama.

Special ceremonies and special oblations are given to Pachamama on that day.

October 4th also happens to be the Feast Day of Saint Francis of Assisi.

Saint Francis as he lay dying had told his fellow monks the prophecy that someday in the future a man would ascend to the papal throne and would take for his papal name his (Francis’) name.

Saint Francis told his disciples to beware of this man when he comes.

For he said that this pope would attempt to lead the Catholic faithful into following strange and sinister gods.

On Friday October 4th 2019, small wooden statues of Pachamama were brought into the Vatican Gardens to mark the opening of the Amazon Synod.

A female shaman from the Amazon led the ceremonies and rituals.

A group of people formed a circle and danced and then bowed down and prostrated themselves before Pachamama.

Among those bowing down and prostrating themselves before the Pachamama idols was a Franciscan monk.

Looking on and viewing the ceremony was a Pope called Francis.

The female shaman from the Amazon later presented a black ring and a wooden statue of Pachamama to Pope Francis as a gift.

The Pope smiled and easily accepted.

The Pope would later bring the statues of Pachamama into Saint Peter’s Basilica for the opening Mass marking the start of the Amazonian Synod.

The statues would be placed right in front of the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica.

They would then be kept for the rest of the synod in front of the altar in a chapel inside the Church of Santa Maria del Traspontina.

Until a disgruntled Catholic layman entered the Church of Santa Maria del Traspontina on Monday October 21st 2019 and dispatched the statues into the nearby Tiber River.

. . .

At a Vatican Christmas concert on December 14th 2019 in the Pope Paul VI Hall, another Amazon female shaman would lead a group of Catholic bishops and priests in what was called the Pachamama Prayer.

She instructed the priests and bishops to lay crossed hands across their chests in Freemasonic fashion and feel their hearts as their hearts slowly became one in tune with the heartbeat of Mother Earth.

. . .

Amadeus Emanon (in Australia) and Renfield R. Renfield (in London, England) were holding a video conversation via Skype.

They were discussing Pachamama.

“Didn’t they make an animated cartoon film about Pachamama a few years back?” Amadeus asked.

“They did,” Renfield nodded, “Of course Pachamama also made an appearance in the opening scene of one of the great blockbuster movies of the 1980s.”

“She did?” Amadeus looked quizzical.

“She did,” Renfield smiled, “remember that small golden idol that Indiana Jones was attempting to steal in the opening scene of Raiders of The Lost Ark? He put a bag of sand down on the pedestal with one hand and then quickly grabbed the gold idol statue with his other hand in order not to let the traps inside the cave know that he was stealing the statue? Of course it failed and soon a rolling huge stone wheel came tumbling around in the cave. That gold idol figure with the sinister grin was Pachamama.”

“That was Pachamama?” Amadeus was shocked.

“That was Pachamama,” Renfield nodded, “So with Pope Francis bringing Pachamama into the inner sanctuary of the Vatican, expect huge rolling stone wheels to be tumbling around sometime in the near future.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Sunday January 12th
to 
Monday January 20th
2020.


The Inca vampiress Huchuysisa took a photo of the flaming disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin setting fire to the trees of the Amazon rainforest

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Leya

January 18, 2020 at 11:53 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mystery, News, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Leya

Back on July 7th 2013, Welsh werewolf Magog Rhys Petley (then a British Labour MP at the time) had made out with the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith in a maternity ward in the West Bank town of Bethlehem.

9 months later, Lilith gave birth to a baby girl.

The girl she handed over to Dr. Nicht Werhoffen a scientist for the Russian FSB (who had previously worked for the East German Stasi prior to the fall of the Berlin Wall).

Dr. Werhoffen put the baby in a test tube and had accelerated her growth so she reached adulthood within the space of 6 months.

He then sent her to spy on the Israeli Mossad so that Russia could see what the Israelis were up to.

Leya was put in to serve as a stenographer to Jeffrey Epstein who ran a notorious child sex trafficking ring in the U.S. designed to blackmail American politicians of all political stripes to serve Israel’s interests.

Epstein being the horny predatory bastard that he was tried to make his own moves on Leya but she had the ability to shapeshift into a wolf (from a DNA gene she inherited from her father the Welsh werewolf Magog Rhys Petley) and bit the Mossad operative where it hurt the most.

When Epstein was arrested on July 6th of last year on federal charges for the sex trafficking of minors in Florida and New York, Leya found herself out of a job as a stenographer.

She left both the Mossad and the FSB and went to the United Kingdom where she knew her father had lived.

Her mother Lilith had wanted nothing to do with her.

So now she decided to track down her father.

All she knew of him was that he had once been a British Member of Parliament.

She ended up bathing in the waters off the coast of Cornwall during the last wolf moon back on January 10th of this year.

She had been told by a London gypsy seer and medium Dulcinea Lucia that her father generally bathed in the waters off the coast of Cornwall on the night of the Wolf Moon but there was no sign of him.

Dulcinea Lucia was not mistaken.

Magog Rhys Petley usually did do that.

But not this year.

As he had to move his private eye office (which he partnered with former British Conservative MP Agathor Christie) to a cheaper location in London at the time of the Wolf Moon.

The song Leya sang to herself that lonely night of the Wolf Moon in the cold Cornish coastal waters:

Where are you, Dad?
I thought you’d be here

On this cold and lonely night 
I wanted to hold you tight 
Tell me who I am, where I’m from
On this night of crystal frost
I look into the sky, seeming lost 

I see your face in the moon
Wish I could feel your presence soon
And now I turn, I turn into you
I cry, I cry out loud 

On this night of mist and cloud
Where, oh where? You’re not there
These tears of salt, an ocean to spare 
This loneliness, it drives to despair

It’s been said, this too shall pass 
This emptiness, it will not last 

I will now head to the shore 
Devoid of the hope I held before, 
The moon it shines sending its beams
But on this night, it casts shadows on my dreams.

-A vampire novel chapter
and poem 
written by Christopher
Saturday January 18th
2020.

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Resurrecting Huchuysisa

January 17, 2020 at 11:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Resurrecting Huchuysisa

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had been overseeing a team of sound engineers and technicians who were trying to pick up the audio of the New Year’s video in which Pope Francis slapped the hand of an Asian woman who grabbed him after he had walked away after she had made the Sign of the Cross (which had very much offended Pope Francis’ invisible demonic spirit advisors).

He had done so at the request of British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Renfield read the transcript of the audio to the Set Estate mansion’s butler and valet Athelstan.

Renfield (reading the woman’s words) : 

Why destroy their faith? Why destroy the Chinese? Look out for the Chinese’s feelings. Talk to me.”

“And to what is she referring?” Athelstan asked.

“The Vatican-Beijing Agreement on the Church in China which was signed back in September 2018,” Renfield explained, “by which the Vatican sold out the underground Catholic Church in China. Placing them under the control of the Chinese Patriotic Catholic (so-called) Association which regards Xi Jinping as being a higher deity than Jesus Christ. Sort of a Chinese Communist equivalent of the way a certain type of American Evangelical Christian regards Donald Trump.”

“I must confess I’ve never heard of that agreement,” said the nominally Anglican Church of England Athelstan.

“It was negotiated by the Communist predatory homosexual former bishop and cardinal Theodore McCarrick whom Pope Francis was finally forced to laicize back on February 13th 2019,” Renfield noted, “when news of his numerous crimes and misdemeanours involving the rapes of altar boys and young seminarians became far too overwhelming and the evidence far too substantial for Francis to sweep under the men’s health spa hot tub much longer.”

“Where is McCarrick now?” Athelstan inquired.

“Well, he was living in a Franciscan monastery in Kansas where he was supposed to be performing acts of penance and contrition for his crimes,” Renfield sipped from his bottle of bourbon, “but since the start of the New Year he has since moved to a luxury condo in Jacksonville Florida. No doubt he now spends his days on sandy Florida beaches ogling young boys and young male lifeguards and enjoying the hot Florida sun before he finally kicks the bucket and enjoys the extremely hot flames of Tartarus- a place where the cool air conditioning is nil.”

. . .

The Donald Trump defence team for his trial in the Senate were holding an introductory meeting.

Among the Donald’s legal team was Ken Starr who was Special Prosecutor during President Bill Clinton’s impeachment, Pam Bondi who was a former Florida Attorney-General and Alan Dershowitz a retired Harvard University law professor and trial lawyer whose clients included Mike Tyson, O. J. Simpson and notorious rapist of young girls sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

As they sat in the room, a ghost suddenly walked through the portrait painting of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes that was hanging on the wall. 

The ghost put a spectral briefcase down on the table and opened it and pulled out several spectral papers.

“Gentlemen and lady,” the ghost looked at them, “I’m Clarence Darrow.”

Dershowitz dropped his lox and cream cheese bagel all over his trousers.

. . .

Having located where the Inca vampiress Huchuysisa’s ashes were buried in the Peruvian countryside, Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing poured Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Phoenix Rising Vampiress Resurrection Elixir all over them.

And the Inca vampiress Huchuysisa rose in front of them.

The ghost of Orson Welles remarked, “My God, I wish I was mortal again.”

He looked over at Dracul and exclaimed, “Van Helsing, is that an extra super large harmonica in your pocket?!”

“No, it isn’t,” Van Helsing answered, “I have never bought any of the notorious Australian Uncle Ernie’s merchandise.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher 
Friday January 17th
2020.

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The Sad Death of Inca Vampiress Huchuysisa

January 15, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Sad Death of Inca Vampiress Huchuysisa

Inca vampiress Huchuysisa

The entire Russian government resigned today after Russian President Vladimir Putin announced sweeping new constitutional changes.

No one was quite sure what these new constitutional changes would mean.

Members of the British tabloid press decided to ask British MP Renfield R. Renfield about it (even though those same reporters of the tabloid press had been recently given quite literally a black eye from the MP for their treatment of Meghan the Duchess of Sussex).

Renfield answering their questions said, “Putin is trying to find a new means for keeping himself in power for ever. He’s been contacting Dr. Cadbury Rocher at Set Enterprises to see if Dr. Rocher can find a way of uploading Putin’s consciousness into the body of a young, handsome and virile Siberian male fashion model who apparently accidentally discovered the Fountain of Youth while vacationing in Florida, drank from there and then forgot about its location when the GPS app on his phone was hacked by a North Korean pizza delivery service. Coincidentally Dr. Rocher has also been getting inquiries from a jailbird in Australia nicknamed Uncle Ernie who also wants his consciousness uploaded into the same body of the same young, handsome and virile male Siberian fashion model.”

. . .

“Lexington!” Donald Trump bellowed for his British butler and valet from his bed in the Presidential bedroom.

“You screamed, sire?” Lexington inquired as he opened the bedroom drawer.

Lexington was forced to start calling Trump “sire” as well as “your Imperial Majesty” as the Donald intended to crown himself Neo-Roman Emperor of America at some point in the near future.

“The ghost of Gen. Qasem Soleimani was at the foot of my bed,” Trump’s toupee had turned ghostly white, “He pointed a finger at me and spoke these words ‘Soon. Soon. Soon.’ What did he mean by that?”.

“Maybe he means vengeance for his death is coming soon, your Imperial Majesty,” Lexington answered.

“Well, those words are hardly going to help me get back to sleep,” Trump bawled.

“All right,” Lexington consoled, “Maybe Soleimani had to take a number from the ticket machine in Paradise and what he means by ‘Soon’ is that soon he’ll be experiencing the first of the 72 dark-eyed houri (virgin damsels) that are promised him.”

“Soleimani gets 72 dark eyed virgins?” Trump was shocked.

Outside in the hallway, the White House janitor was singing the old 1980s Rod Stewart song, “Some guys have all the luck…”

. . .

Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol had been called in by the government of Peru to investigate the mysterious death of the young Inca vampiress Huchuysisa.

She had apparently been captured and burnt to death and videos of her fiery death had been posted to YouTube.

Whitstable traced the account as belonging to the demons Baal and Baphomet.

After talking with a professor of vampirology and demonology at Oxford University, Whitstable discovered the vampiress’ murder was probably linked to a desire to allow a demon’s client (who had sold their soul to the demon for a certain number of years) to be extended beyond the date of the soul contract’s expiration.

Occasionally a demon may find a client so suitable to fulfilling their own personal demonic agenda that they would like the client to live a while longer and not have their soul sent to Tartarus on a particular date like the original Hell drawn up contract stipulates.

The only out for a contract to be renewed, was for the demon or demons (if there was more than one) to whom the mortal sold their soul, was for the demons to find a young vampiress (who had been a vampiress less than a year) and burn her body to ashes.

Then the contract could be renewed for another set period of time and the soul could continue to live on Earth a bit longer.

Huchuysisa a promising young Inca fashion model had been diagnosed with terminal cancer last year.

The Cuban vampiress Dolly Castro had turned Huchuysisa into a vampiress at the young fashion model’s request.

And now the young vampiress’ nocturnal fashion career had come to an end with her fiery death at the claws of the demons Baal and Baphomet.

After some checking around, Whitstable had discovered that the Inca vampiress had been killed 7 days before U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had announced that she was now cancer free.

This all started to make sense now.

Ginsburg had been promoting a Baal and Baphomet approved judicial agenda ever since Bill Clinton had named her to the U.S. Supreme Court back in 1993.

No doubt the demons wanted to see Ginsburg on the Supreme Court promoting their agenda for a lot longer.

She had to die so that Ruth Bader Ginsburg might live:

The Inca Vampiress Huchuysisa

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 15th
2020.

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Lady MacBeth and The Death of Soleimani

January 14, 2020 at 11:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Plays, Short Story, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Lady MacBeth and The Death of Soleimani

Lady MacBeth’s ghost served as a spirit advisor to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.

Her advice had started out very bloody indeed and the Crown Prince had to rinse very hard to get the blood of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi off his hands in the eyes of the world.

In fact to a certain extent, he still had not done so.

However he did manage to get blood off his hands in the eyes of Donald Trump.

And that was the important thing.

Lady MacBeth advised the prince MbS (as he was called) to let the blood be on someone else’s hands in planning future killings.

Several months ago as MbS mused aloud in a paraphrase of England’s King Henry II murmuring about Thomas a Beckett, “Who will rid me of this troublesome general?” referring to Iran’s Gen. Qasem Soleimani, Lady MacBeth suggested, “Get Trump to do it.”

After whispering in the ear of Nancy Pelosi to go ahead with impeachment hearings against Donald Trump, Lady MacBeth’s ghost returned to Saudi Arabia from Washington DC and informed the Crown Prince, “The stage is set. The trap to be sprung. Trump’s ego will ensure the job to be done.”

When Trump was impeached, Lady MacBeth returned to Washington to whisper in Pelosi’s ear to hold up the Articles of Impeachment and not deliver them to the Senate right away.

Said Lady MacBeth, 

“He whose toupee from red spider monkey fur has bleached golden in the sun,
Thinks a quick acquittal by the Senate will be so much fun.
But let not golden showers be the only thing to rain on his toupee,
I say rain on his parade should be your Democrats’ way.”

Pelosi took Lady MacBeth’s advice and held up the articles of impeachment.

Trump fumed in the darkness of the night,
As bald head replaced toupee in the absence of light,
“When Oh God,” he addressed his image in the mirror, “shall this trial come to an end?
Isn’t it time once again for lesser wills to bend?”

Lady MacBeth put hand gently on yonder narcissist’s groin and whispered,

“Nay, soft, Roy Cohn’s once golden boy,
Among Netanyahu’s Messianic backers,
Thou art their most favoured goy,
Take out this Qasem Soleimani who gives poor Bibi such pain 
And causes Saudi oil profits to go down the drain.
Bibi and MbS alike will think you a man with golden spike
rather than a circus clown turned tethered dyke
And your approval ratings will soar
while Pelosi’s articles be in tatters on Senate floor.”

And so Trump gave the order for Soleimani to be taken out by drone.
And then had Big Macs delivered to him via his app on the phone.

“The blood is now on Trump’s hands,” 
Lady MacBeth watched the cheers coming from football championship stands,
As Melania quickly withdrew from the grasp of the Donald’s hands.

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman smiled,
“How easy it is to wag the tail of this American dog 
A would be Caesar with the brains of a bump on a log.”

-A poem, Shakespearian drama
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 14th
2020.

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Renfield, A Disembodied Head, A Missing Peace Prize and Welles’ Gatsby MacBeth

January 10, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Culture, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Literature, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Renfield, A Disembodied Head, A Missing Peace Prize and Welles’ Gatsby MacBeth

It was evening and British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again on Skype talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon who was in Australia.

Amadeus was part of an international group of volunteers working to rescue koalas, kangaroos and other wildlife from the wildfires that were currently raging in that country.

“Some fire fighters and rescue volunteers captured some photos of an unusual sight today,” Amadeus mentioned.

“Oh, and what was that?” Renfield asked.

“It was photos of the flaming disembodied head of a Jesuit priest going around setting fire to trees,” Amadeus answered.

“That is a very unique and unusual form of arson,” Renfield used his Sherlockian powers of deductive reasoning to reach that conclusion.

“Angelique,” Amadeus referred to his girlfriend, “captured a video of it.”

Amadeus showed Renfield the video.

As flames of fire came forth from the disembodied head, the Jesuit said, “Survival of the fittest. Jump start the next evolutionary leap. Koalas and kangaroos won’t help the Cosmos evolve towards the Omega Point.”

“Makes you wonder if this Omega Point is worth evolving to,” Renfield commented as he took a swig of whisky.

. . .

The news video clip was of Donald Trump at a campaign event in Toledo, Ohio the night before.

Trump told his supporters, “I’m going to tell you about the Nobel Peace Prize, I’ll tell you about that. I made a deal, I saved a country and I just heard that the head of that country is getting the Nobel Peace Prize for saving the country. I said, ‘What, did I have something to do with it?’. Yeah, but you know, that’s the way it is. As long as we know, that’s all that matters… I saved a big war, I’ve saved a couple of them.”
Trump was stating that he deserved the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war between Ethiopia and Eritrea.

Not Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed, 43, the man who actually ended the war.

The U.S. influence in the peace talks was minimal.

And so Donald Trump was making a whopper of a claim.

Probably the biggest whopper of a claim since then Prime Minister Brian Mulroney of Canada (the biggest most pompous and most arrogant asshole that Canadian politics has ever produced) made the whopper of a claim back in 1990 that he was the man single handedly responsible for the dismantling of the Berlin Wall in Europe and the ending of apartheid in South Africa.

Totally ignoring the efforts of Mikhail Gorbachev, Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II in the former event and the efforts of Nelson Mandela and F.W. De Klerk in the other.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles (who along with Winston Churchill’s ghost was one of two spirit advisors to Renfield R. Renfield) sat in a comfortable arm chair in the Set Estate mansion in West London sipping a glass of spectral red wine while Set’s cat Nefertiti Galore was dining on smoked oysters and vodka from her cat dish.

The ghost of Orson Welles was contemplating directing a new film- a roaring 1920s version of MacBeth in which MacBeth would appear as a Great Gatsby style figure and Lady MacBeth would come across as an even more narcissistic (than she was in Fitzgerald’s novel) version of Daisy Buchanan- one with severe psychopathic and homicidal tendencies.

Welles imagined MacBeth’s first meeting with the 3 Witches- not on a Scottish heath but in the grand drawing room of an elegant mansion on a colossal Long Island estate.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Friday January 10th
2020.

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Harry and Meghan’s Excellent Canadian Adventure

January 9, 2020 at 11:49 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

Harry and Meghan’s Excellent Canadian Adventure

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on Skype talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon.

Amadeus and his girlfriend Angelique Dumont were currently in Australia along with a massive group of volunteers who were trying to rescue koalas, kangaroos, possums and other wildlife from the massive raging fires throughout Australia.

Amadeus gave Renfield a briefing on the situation in Australia.

“So, what do you have to tell me?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“Well,” Renfield replied, “I just heard from our friend Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun who’s currently staying at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. Apparently Theodore McCarrick the now laicized Communist homosexual pedophile ex-Cardinal, who sodomized numerous altar boys and young seminarians over the years and who negotiated the pact with China’s Xi Jinping selling out the Underground Catholic Church in that country, has been moved from the friary he was staying at in Kansas to a fancy town house in Jacksonville Florida. That townhouse was apparently once owned by Marcial Maciel the homosexual pedophile pervert who founded the Legionaries of Christ. Anyhow last night Yaldabaoth had a dream in which a tortoise reading a copy of Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus had appeared to him and told him that he should get together with Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war and enact revenge on McCarrick on behalf of all those poor innocents buggered by the former Cardinal.”

“And is he going to do that?” Amadeus inquired.

“He is,” Renfield nodded.

“What are you up to?” Amadeus asked.

“Well, I’m currently examining evidence that Ukraine International Airlines Flight PS752 may have been accidentally shot down by Iran’s own missile defences thinking it was a U.S. plane retaliating for Iranian missile strikes on U.S. Air Bases in Iraq,” Renfield replied.

“Wow, how awful,” Amadeus commented.

“Iran is trying to say that it isn’t true,” Renfield noted, “that the story is a psy-ops operation being directed by the American CIA. Now the American CIA are the sort of deceptive underhanded bastards who’d engage in a psy-ops operation like that but I don’t think it happened in this case. I think it was a tragic mistake by the Iranians in the situation brought on in that part of the world by the megalomania of one Donald J. Trump.”

“People are making the claim that Gen. Qasem Soleimani was a terrorist who organized militias and various death squads across the Middle East,” Amadeus pointed out.

“Well I’m no fan of Soleimani,” Renfield answered, “but Soleimani was only doing in the Middle East what the Americans were doing throughout much of Latin America back in the 1980s. Organizing militias and death squads. That bastard Roberto D’ Aubuisson who led a right-wing death squad in El Salvador is just one of many who comes to mind. So if it’s permissible for a drone to take out Soleimani, then it’s permissible for drones to take out former CIA directors as well as former Marine Lt-Col. Oliver North.”

“I don’t think Trump would quite see it that way,” Amadeus reflected.

“No, I don’t imagine he would,” Renfield took a swig of whisky.

“What do you think of Justin Trudeau sporting a beard?” Amadeus asked next.

“He’s probably trying to look like a war time leader,” Renfield pointed out, “Dracul Van Helsing mentioned to an Alberta provincial cabinet minister he met in a coffee shop in Calgary in November that Trudeau may not necessarily be able to hold on to power in a minority government situation if a major global war broke out which Van Helsing told the said cabinet minister it probably would. As Trudeau does not have the type of fibre it takes to be a political leader in war time. Word of that probably got back to Trudeau when Alberta Premier Jason Kenney met Trudeau. And no doubt Justin thinks that by growing a beard which makes him look more mature and less boyish that this will turn him into a war time leader over night.”

“But there’s more to being a war time leader than having a beard,” Amadeus pointed out.

“You and I can both agree on that,” Renfield took another swig of whisky.

“Seeing as how you’re close friends with Prince Harry and Meghan, what do you make of them stepping back from their role as senior royals?” Amadeus asked.

“I actually advised them to go ahead and do it,” Renfield commented.

“You did?” Amadeus was shocked.

“Yes,” Renfield removed the cap off another bottle of whisky, “I’m afraid what ever good will I had with Her Majesty the Queen after rescuing one of her Welsh corgis from drowning 3 years ago, I’ve now lost.”

“So, what’s happening?” Amadeus asked.

“Well, as you may have heard on the news tonight, the Duchess of Sussex has flown back to Canada. She’s arriving in Vancouver shortly. And then will be flying to Victoria on Vancouver Island. You may not know this… But Prince Archie…. my godson… umm… Forget that I just said that,” Renfield added who had been constantly telling the British tabloid press that he could neither confirm nor deny that he was Archie’s godfather, “never returned to Britain from Canada.”

“So the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are moving to Canada?” Amadeus inquired.

“Yes, which actually ties in with the geopolitical plans that Dracul Van Helsing has for Canada,” Renfield continued to down his whisky.

“Van Helsing has geopolitical plans for Canada?” Amadeus wanted to know more.

“Yes, since foreign policy in what is becoming an increasingly dangerous world is the last thing on the minds of most Canadian politicians of whatever political party and stripe, Van Helsing has been thinking up a geopolitical strategy for Canada,” Renfield opened up his third bottle of whisky in the course of this Skype conversation with Amadeus.

“What does Van Helsing want to see?” Amadeus demanded to know.

“Well he’s come to the conclusion that since a narcissistic megalomaniac with Caesar like neo-Roman imperial ambitions is the head of state and head of government of the country directly south of him, it could be a very good thing for Canadian political sovereignty if Canada had a constitutional monarchy independent of Britain. The first Emperor of Brazil was actually a son of the King of Portugal. And it’s always been Van Helsing’s opinion that Brazil started to go down hill as a nation when the Brazilian military ousted the Emperor in a coup back in the 19th Century and it’s been going down hill ever since. Last year Van Helsing came to the conclusion that Harry and Meghan would make an ideal King and Queen of Canada.
And now it appears they want to move to Canada.”

“What will Trump make of that?” Amadeus wanted to know.

“Trump is currently wondering why Justin’s beard looks like that of the late Soleimani,” Renfield replied.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 9th
2020.


Meghan and Harry: Future Queen and King of Canada?

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Uncle Ernie, An Irish Leprechaun and Miranda Singh

January 4, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Uncle Ernie, An Irish Leprechaun and Miranda Singh

The colourful Australian eccentric (some would call him a “pervert”, “misfit”, “habitual criminal” or “ne’er do well”) who went by the name of Uncle Ernie was sitting in a Sydney pub with his drinking and cocaine snorting buddies.

Uncle Ernie had had an eventful 4-day start to the New Year and the New Decade.

On January 1st, he had almost started a major fire at the Royal Botanic Gardens in Sydney with his Sydney New Year’s Eve Fireworks Display that he was in charge of.

The U.S. Pentagon had then immediately hired Uncle Ernie for their drone strike program.

And had flown Uncle Ernie to Jerusalem on DARPA’s new hypersonic super speed jet (which had been invented for DARPA not by DARPA scientists but by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher).

After getting into a violent argument with a popcorn seller at the Western Wailing Wall where both Uncle Ernie and the popcorn seller were doing a lot of wailing while wearing very tight pairs of Western Levi’s jeans, the Australian eccentric decided to fire a drone at the popcorn seller.

It missed its mark by hundreds and hundreds of miles and landed at the Baghdad International Airport.

Intelligence analysts from both Israel and the U.S. were trying to determine whether it was Uncle Ernie’s drone or one fired by the U.S. military that was responsible for the deaths of IRGC Quds military commander Gen. Qasem Soleimani and others who were around him.

Seeing as how his drone attack was unsuccessful, Uncle Ernie decided to get back at the Western Wailing Wall popcorn seller by using an electronic skateboard that he rode and a pair of electronic pliers that he was carrying.

The resulting fiasco no doubt earned Uncle Ernie the undying hatred of the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and even more so the undying hatred of the Grand Mufti’s nymphomaniac wife.

As one paramedic at the scene commented, “Uncle Ernie seems to have boldly gone where no circumcising rabbi has gone before.”

Uncle Ernie was then immediately deported from Jerusalem back to Australia in order to prevent the outbreak of war between Israel and the Palestinians had the Benjamin Netanyahu government not done so.

Now back in Sydney from Jerusalem, Uncle Ernie regaled his pals with tales of his failed inventions.

There was the infamous Ernievarius violin (made out of rubber tires) that Uncle Ernie had originally started out making as a “user-friendly boomerang” (meaning a boomerang that idiots would be able to use).

Then there was his most recent invention (that he had made just in time for the Christmas sales season) which was a cobra venom laced harmonica.

As soon as the harmonica was put in one’s mouth, the harmonica player died instantly.

Sales of the harmonica over the Christmas season were nil.

Mr. Inn Lu the mysterious billionaire who had reluctantly agreed to market Uncle Ernie’s Killer Harmonica happened to be sitting in another corner of the pub.

He approached Uncle Ernie and said, “I just thought I’d let you know that one single Killer Harmonica was sold in London, England on New Year’s Eve.”

. . .

At the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was looking at a photograph of two elegantly dressed women on the resort lobby walls.

One of the women in the photos was Yaldabaoth’s mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom and the other was Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war.

“Enjoying the photos, sir?” A bell boy asked the wee leprechaun.

“Indeed I am,” Yaldabaoth smiled, “one of those women is my mother and the other is an ex-girlfriend.”

The leprechaun pointed out which one was which.

“Morrigan and I had a rather unusual relationship,” Yaldabaoth went on, “It was a BDSM relationship. Morrigan was the domme and I was the sub. It began when…”

The ghost of Sherlock Holmes used a spectral golf club to bonk Yaldabaoth on the head and knock him out.

“Holmes, why did you do that?” The ghost of Doctor Watson asked.

“Because Watson,” Holmes lit a spectral pipe, “the story of the BDSM relationship between Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war is like the story of the Giant Rat of Sumatra. It is a tail (tale) for which the world is not yet prepared.”

. . .

Tiberio Peron told his poker table companions (aboard his cruise ship) Cerberus the 3-headed dog and the ghost of Alexander the Great that he was a billionaire Argentine businessman who had made his money in selling laundry soaps.

He was a billionaire Argentine businessman all right but one who had made his money by running an international child sex trafficking ring for the world’s perverted global elite.

After cleaning up at the poker table (by cheating), Tiberio Peron walked back to his state room aboard the Greek cruise ship travelling the Mediterranean.

When he entered the state room, he went to his luxurious washroom to take a shower.

And there in his luxury state bathtub was a beautiful woman.

Set Enterprises secret agent and intelligence operative Miranda Singh

The next morning, Tiberio Peron would be found dead with a cobra venom laced harmonica in his mouth.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 4th
2020.

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The Death of Gen. Qasem Soleimani

January 3, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

The Death of Qasem Soleimani

“What was it that Canadian philosopher Marshall McLuhan once said?” The head of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Quds Force Elite Unit Gen. Qasem Soleimani mused aloud to one of his soldiers at Baghdad Airport, “The medium is the message?”.

No sooner had Gen. Qasem Soleilmani said this than he was killed in a spray of gunfire shot at him by a U.S. military drone. 

Ares the Greek god of war who was eating a banana and sipping from a glass of combined Greek ouzo and Italian Sambuca remarked to Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war who was standing alongside him at Baghdad Airport, “You know there’s a word that my sister Athena would probably use to describe Gen. Qasem Soleimani’s last words and then immediately being hit by a drone. I can’t think of the word.”

“Would the word be irony?” Morrigan asked as she sipped from a glass of champagne.

“It would,” Ares nodded as he wondered what he should do with his banana peel.

“You know dropping my hammer Mjolnir on one’s toes is quite a painful experience,” Thor the Norse god of thunder commented as he suddenly broke into an improvisational one foot on the ground and one foot in the air dance at Baghdad Airport.

The three deities had been spending the last year trying to start a global war.

They may have finally succeeded with Donald Trump finally ordering a drone strike and targeted killing of Iran’s leading general and military commander Gen. Qasem Soleimani.

. . .

U.S. President Donald Trump was in a room at his Mar-a-Lago resort after giving a press conference where he congratulated himself on ordering the killing of Gen. Qasem Soleimani.

In the room, he sat holding hands with a Peruvian spiritist medium who was trying to contact the ghosts of Julius Caesar and Caesar Augustus for him.

Normally, Trump had a Hades and Persephone Gateway To The Underworld App on his iPhone to immediately summon the ghosts of the two Caesars but that iPhone had been inadvertently flushed down the toilet while America’s leader sat on it while browsing at photos of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

After vigorously washing his hands in the bathroom sink, it was then that he noticed his iPhone was gone.

The Peruvian spiritist medium was immediately summoned to Mar-a-Lago.

Coincidentally enough the female Peruvian spiritist medium had a cousin who was a female shaman that had instructed various Cardinals and bishops in what was called the Pachamama Catechesis demonstrated at the Vatican Congregation For Catholic Education December 14th Christmas Charity Concert held in the Paul VI Audience Hall.

The concert had been hosted by the great American singer-songwriter and musician Lionel Ritchie and included performers like the UK’s Susan Boyle (who had totally wowed and floored judge Simon Cowell at a Britain’s Got Talent competition back in 2009).

For the catechesis, the female shaman instructed the audience to cross their arms in Hiram Abiff Scottish Rite Freemasonic Lodge like fashion over their chests and feel the “strong vibrations” connecting their hearts to “the heart of Mother Earth”.

All of the Cardinals and bishops present had no trouble adopting the position whatsoever.

The Peruvian female medium spoke into a bowl of oil covered Amazon River water (courtesy of an American multinational oil corporation drilling for oil in the Amazon region), “Big Julius and Big Augustus, are you there? Big Julius and Big Augustus, are you there?”.

The spectral female voice of a very long distance operator replied, “I’m sorry but the number you called is no longer in service.”

. . .

Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was in the lobby of the Mar-a-Lago resort.

He had been recently visiting the Caribbean island of Trinidad and had decided to drop into the Florida resort after receiving a text message from his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom.

His mother Sophia had once visited the resort back in the 1950s when it was still owned by Marjorie Merriweather-Post and had raved about the place.

But of course that was long before Donald Trump owned it.

As Yaldabaoth stood at the lobby desk, he struggled to find his American Express card in his wallet.

“I can’t believe this,” Yaldabaoth cried, “and after watching all those years of television commercials in which they told me not to leave home without it.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher 
Friday January 3rd 
2020.


Sophia the Greco-Egyptian goddess of wisdom and Morrigan the Irish Celtic goddess of war back at the Mar-a-Lago Florida resort in the 1950s

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The New Roaring 20s Off To A Roaring Start

January 1, 2020 at 11:28 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The New Roaring 20s Off To A Roaring Start

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka welcomed the year of 2020 with a burst of silver snowflakes and paper raindrops.

The obnoxious Achilles was back in Hades and her friend Belvedere the ghost of the Ghost White Salamander went to the Times of London Berlin bureau to discuss his coverage of the New Year’s Eve literary gala with that newspaper’s bureau chief.

The Olympian Greek god Zeus, who had crashed the party posing as the author of a book on Greek mythogy, had to be carried out on a stretcher and taken to a Berlin hospital.

This happened after Zeus’ wife Hera (who was an officially invited guest to the New Year’s Eve literary gala party) had hit her husband over the head with a statue of the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet. 

Leaving the party in the early hours of January 1st, Tanaka boarded the New Year’s Day dirigible from Berlin to London.

She arrived in London, had breakfast with her friend Dracul Van Helsing and then joined him in viewing the London New Year’s Day Parade.

. . .

In Alexandria Egypt, the Norse trickster god Loki was enjoying a New Year’s Day morning breakfast with Hades the Greek god of the Underworld.

Loki was meeting Hades because he had come up with a plan to add a bit of mischief to the New Year.

“So, what is your plan?” Hades asked Loki between plates of scrambled eggs.

“I think you should grant the ghost of America’s greatest trial criminal defence lawyer Clarence Darrow a temporary dispensation to leave your realm and come back up to Earth,” Loki suggested.

“And why should I do that?” Hades inquired.

“To defend Donald Trump at his trial in the Senate,” Loki smiled mischievously.

“That would certainly ruin Nancy Pelosi’s and Sen. Chuck Schumer’s New Year if I did that,” Hades admitted, “I’ll have to think it over.”

The Israeli Mossad agent code named Star of Azazel was sitting over at the next table across from the two deities.

He smiled at the suggestion.

But he would have to act quickly.

For Star of Azazel was already on his way to Washington DC to meet with Trump.

His proposal to Trump was a way for both the American President and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to escape serious charges in both their respective countries.

And that was to wage war on Iran.

Nothing helps a political leader more than to wage war as a form of distraction for their respective populace.

. . .

The ghost of Alexander the Great had been allowed to leave the realm of Hades for the first time in over 2300 years.

He had appeared out of nowhere aboard a Greek cruise ship sailing in the Mediterranean.

The only thing Alexander knew about his dispensational leave from the realm of Hades was that Zeus had requested it.

Alexander had with him the surprisingly 21st Century tech savvy 3-headed dog Cerberus to guide him through the opening year of this decade.

Cerberus was on his Huawei smart phone (which unbeknownst to him was being monitored by the Black Dragon the supernatural entity advisor to China’s supreme leader Xi Jinping) trying to get in touch with Zeus.

Cerberus managed to reach Zeus’ Amazon assistant Alexa the Magnificent (a Greek Amazon Warrioress with a very nice pair of knockers).

Alexa told Cerberus that Zeus was currently in the comatose patient unit of a Berlin hospital where German Chancellor Angela Merkel was sitting at his bedside reciting to him passages from Homer.

“Zeus is unavailable at the moment,” Cerberus informed Alexander The Great.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 1st
2020.

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