Of Soccer Players, Renfield and New Orleans Vampiresses
It was a hectic day in the colossal west London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Set himself had flown to Atlanta, Georgia to meet former U.S. President Jimmy Carter to discuss an emergency matter that had just come up (involving a WW1 German U-boat submarine).
The butler and valet Athelstan’s mother (who was staying as a guest in the house for a few days) was screaming in her sleep and awakening the whole house, “Oh yes, Senor Messi, yes! You’ve definitely got your balls in the right place. Keep going! Keep going!!”.
Athelstan went running into her room to wake her up, “I have the feeling that if people dream about the same thing, then FC Barcelona’s Lionel Messi is having one Hell of a nightmare.”
Renfield R. Renfield was once again working on a speech he was giving on global affairs in the British House of Commons this time warning that the enigmatic Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike was plotting a hostile takeover of Monsanto warning “that this would be a major threat to agricultural and food production in Africa and Asia given Mr. Pike’s racist and genocidal attitudes.”
And Amadeus Emanon was getting ready for a date with the New Orleans vampiress and songstress Angelique Dumont.
They were planning to go see a play featuring the great London stage actor Sir Carlton Hardisty.
The name of the play was An Evening In London On The Eve of Sarajevo 1914.
Amadeus walked into the mansion’s piano room where Angelique Dumont was waiting for him.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 20th
2017.
Renfield’s Past Forays Into The Theatrical Arts
Britain’s The Sun newspaper decided to do a story on newly elected British MPs.
The first MP selected was Renfield R. Renfield the newly elected MP for the constituency of Tewkesbury In The Cotswolds.
He was one of two MPs elected for the British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative Party.
Allthough Mr. Renfield founded the British Transhumanist Party in 2013, he was ousted as Party Leader in 2015 after the British Transhumanist Party’s disastrous showing in the May 2015 UK General Election.
He was replaced by Welsh songstress Morgana Fay Lee (who some people call the Welsh Vampiress Morgana) as Party Leader.
Morgana Fay Lee was likewise elected an MP in her constituency of Newbridge in Wales.
After their two parliamentary electoral victories in this past June 8th UK General Election, Morgana announced she was stepping aside as Party leader saying she was unable to carry out much duties in the daytime (further leading to speculation that she’s a vampiress).
Welsh Vampiress Morgana After Twilight
Although Mr. Renfield R. Renfield is a long-time Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for the British firm Set Enterprises (owned by the billionaire Egyptian Mr. Sol Invictus Set), he is best known for his forays into the field of theatrical arts.
Scene from Renfield R. Renfield’s West End London’s stage production of Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange.
Scene from Renfield R. Renfield’s production of Puccini’s Madame Butterfly.
Scene from Renfield R. Renfield’s production of the musical My Fair Lady.
A scene from the music video Renfield R. Renfield shot for the song Hot Girls In Love.
And upon not seeing either the March Hare or the Mad Hatter anywhere in sight, Alice poured tea for herself.
-From the Renfield R. Renfield production of Alice In Wonderland.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday June 15th
2017.
The Welsh Vampiress Morgana: Never appeared in a Renfield R. Renfield production thus saving her musical and artistic career and allowing her to be elected to Parliament.
