Renfield’s Monday Night Podcast Covers AntiPope Francis and The Mystery of Sesame Street

November 22, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Uncategorized)

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast.

Said Renfield,

“In another one of his “more boring than reading a Noam Chomsky written paragraph” Sunday Angelus sermons to sparsely populated crowds in Rome’s Saint Peter’s Square, His Assholiness Pope Francis used the occasion of the Feast Day of Christ and the 36th World Youth Day yesterday to observe the following asinine banality, “People who refuse to take the vaccines are conspiracy theorists.”

Like all people on the satanic demonic Left, Bergoglio (in another one of his acutely bad impersonations of Tolkien’s character Saruman The White) has neither the intelligence nor the imagination to come up with a new euphemism to replace the term “conspiracy theorist”.

As such idiots on the Left have been kicking around and using the term “conspiracy theorist” ever since Soviet dictator Josef Stalin invented the term back in the 1930s to discredit those people who claimed starvation and government orchestrated famines were present in the USSR of that decade.

Claims by the way which turned out to be correct.

As one day the claims by intelligent people such as myself that these Covid genetic serums called “vaccines” are a ploy by eugenics obsessed globalist billionaires to reduce the world’s population will be shown to be correct.

And speaking of which, the Rothschilds’ rag piece of Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth propaganda aka The Economist Magazine have come out in favour of compulsory vaccination.

Shades of their satanic surrealist masked ball of 1972 (the inspiration for Stanley Kubrick’s last film Eyes Wide Shut made in 1999) finally come to life on the world stage.

And the Dutch (once fierce resistors to World War II Nazism) have seen their police turn into a virtual reincarnation of the Gestapo.

Neo-Gestapo Dutch Police opened fire on a crowd in Rotterdam last Friday and arrested dozens of other protestors throughout the country over the weekend.

Police forces in Western Europe and Australia are no longer defenders of citizens.

They’re oppressors of citizens.

Who will one day have to be shot and hung themselves like what happened to the Nazi war criminals at the post-World War II Nuremberg trials.

No doubt this is why the pro-globalist satanic antipope Francis has come out so strongly against capital punishment.

He knows the fate awaiting his globalist friends should true justice once again prevail in the world.

Sounding like the over the hill hippy that he is, Bergoglio did talk about an era of peace and love and joy and harmony and the dawning of the Age of Aquarius to youth in his Feast of Christ the King message using words that were far more eloquently expressed in the poem Desiderata, the lyrics of songs from the now forgotten 1960s musical Hair and the lyrics of songs from early 1970s Coca-Cola commercials.

Someone should tell this pot-smoking pansy and senile old dried up fruit of a priest that the decade of the 1960s ended over 50 years ago.”

Psychedelic Pope Francis:
Love, peace and Uncle Ernie’s Drug of the Day, baby!

. . .

Renfield then did a special podcast just for children.

Renfield looking at the camera with a sad expression on his face.

“Hello, dear children. I have very sad news for you today. Elmo, Big Bird and the Cookie Monster have all died as a result of being vaccinated by the Covid-19 vaccines. The rest of the Sesame Street gang including Kermit the Frog (who has now discovered that it isn’t easy being vaccinated) are all in hospital in critical condition. The only one who’s alive and well and in good condition is Miss Piggy who being the non-conformist that she is refused to get vaccinated.
So remember, dear children, if some seemingly nice person comes to your school and acts overly friendly (like Joe Biden for example) and tells you to get the vaccine, tell him to “f*%k off”.
And if your parents and teacher get mad at you for using a swear word, tell them that Mr. Renfield says it’s perfectly all right for you to use it on this one occasion.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 22nd

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House Wi-Fi On Blink

January 20, 2020 at 8:43 pm (Uncategorized)

Well the community house I rent a room in their wi-fi went on the blink.

A tech is not able to get in until Friday.

I got a library card and am currently using a public library computer.

Strange the wi-fi went on the blink minutes after I had posted a comment to my friend George F. about Jeffrey Epstein and Mossad in my post Leya.

Then the wi-fi went down and hasn’t been on since.

I used a room mate’s phone to call the cable company (I don’t have a phone of my own) and spoke to a tech by phone.

He apparently after several attempts said he had never seen anything like it.

So perhaps it is Mossad.

Anyways a tech has to drop by in person to try to fix it.

So probably won’t be posting anything new until the house wi-fi is fixed.

Just thought I’d let you all know.

And if I don’t return and you google the Calgary papers to see if anything happened to me and you hear about me dying under mysterious circumstances, it wasn’t a suicide.

Bye for now.

Hopefully it’s just au revoir.

And hopefully it’s just au revoir.

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The Atargatis-Putin Meeting and Set’s Recollection of The 1939 New York City World’s Fair Opening

October 2, 2018 at 10:58 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Atargatis-Putin Meeting and Set’s Recollection of The 1939 New York City World’s Fair Opening

The Mossad agent they called The Controller of The Golem was in London to meet with the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set asking for his assistance.

Earlier this year, the mermaid goddess Atargatis had planned a mermaid invasion of the State of Israel 🇮🇱.

The invasion was stopped after the Byzantine vampiress Theodora asked her centaur friend Chiron to get the Centaurs to defend Israel against the mermaids.

Chiron had agreed.

And Poseidon (the Greek god of the sea and another friend of Theodora) had asked his brother Hades the god of the Underworld to grant permission for the Centaurs to leave the Underworld realm of Hades to defend Israel.

Chiron, Poseidon and Hades had all come through for Theodora and so Atargatis (the mother of the Assyrian Queen Semiramis) had called off the mermaid 🧜‍♀️ invasion of Israel.

Now it had come to the Controller’s attention that the mermaid Atargatis was swimming in the Moskva River and had been meeting on a regular basis with Vladimir Putin the past couple of weeks.

And tensions were high between Russia’s Putin and Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu over the recent downing of a Russian plane over Syria.

And the Russian FSB’s leading scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (formerly of the East German Stasi) had recently invented a tank capable of inflicting mortal wounds on Centaurs.

Thus the Controller of The Golem feared that Atargatis and Putin were planning a joint mermaid-Russian attack on Israel.

Now the Controller of The Golem was seeking the help of Set and his chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.

As the Controller of The Golem waited in the living room of the Set Mansion, Set was in his upstairs bedroom thinking about the official opening of the 1939 World’s Fair in New York City on April 30th 1939.

He was recalling a meeting between a beautiful woman and scientist Albert Einstein at that opening.

Woman To Albert Einstein: “Is that the equation for the Theory of Relativity in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday October 2nd

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Wereleopards, Panthers and Goddesses At The Battle of Damascus

May 10, 2018 at 11:00 pm (Uncategorized)

Wereleopards, Panthers and Goddesses At The Battle of Damascus

London’s South African Embassy cultural attaché Lepardia Marango was honing her dominatrix skills as Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing lay naked across her skirted lap and she gave him a spanking to end all spankings.

Just then the kinky twosomes’ two mobile phones went off (coincidentally at the same time they both did).

Both reluctantly answered their phones as both were on call.

For Dracul Van Helsing, it was Peter Whitstable the Fox Mulder of Interpol informing him that the Syro-Phoenician vampiress Astarte had just resurrected the Syrian Greek King Antiochus Epiphanes.

Apparently Astarte had turned Antiochus IV Epiphanes into a vampire as he lay dying in 164 BC.

Unfortunately for him, just as Antiochus rose to life as a newly born vampire, the Maccabees arrived on the scene and buried the newly bred vampire in a cave.

Astarte flew away in bat form.

Antiochus had yet to learn how to turn into a bat.

Now Astarte had just found the cave in Syria where the Maccabees had buried Antiochus Epiphanes (whom Bible scholars had always considered a forerunner of the Antichrist).

She managed to find it with the help of Israeli missiles blowing apart the area in their latest raid.

Lepardia Marango had just been informed by her superiors in the South African government that members of the South African Embassy in Damascus had just been taken hostage by the Syro-Phoenician vampiress Astarte.

Photo of Lepardia Marango receiving the news about the South African Embassy in Damascus:

Dracul Van Helsing came into the hotel living room still naked and told Lepardia the news from Syria about Astarte and Antiochus Epiphanes (who was currently alive and well and undead and ready to unleash havoc on the Middle East again).

Lepardia said Astarte had just taken members of the South African Embassy in Damascus hostage.

“All Hell has broken loose,” Dracul grabbed a giant Bavarian sausage off the table that he used to cover up the huge erection he had gotten while lying across Lepardia’s lap and getting spanked by her.

“Let me take care of that first,” Lepardia lifted up the giant Bavarian sausage.

“Well, blow me down, maties,” Captain Long John Silver said on the TV screen as an old movie version of Treasure Island 🌴 was being shown.

When Lepardia had finished satisfying Dracul, she then astral projected herself to Syria and then shapeshifted into a leopard since she was a wereleopard.

She had recently read the book How To Astral Project and Then Shapeshift Immediately Afterwards written by satyr serial killer and DARPA assassin Pan Goatee.

She had purchased the book on Amazon.

. . .

Meanwhile on the road from Damascus, the vampire Syrian Greek king Antiochus IV Epiphanes asked the body of a dead Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard (whom he mistook for a vampire taking a quick nap 💤) , “Do you know the way to Jerusalem?”.

. . .

Meanwhile at the Indian Embassy in Damascus which was currently under siege by Astarte’s Syrian Greek vampire warriors, the Hindu goddess Kali stood alongside Pantera (a black panther statue who came to life at her command- the statue had been a gift to her from the French sculptor Auguste Rodin) ready to begin the battle against her foes:

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 10th

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January 21, 2018 at 8:37 pm (Uncategorized)

A lovely and beautifully written romantic poem written by my friend and fellow writer Sherrie de Valeria.

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December 28, 2017 at 10:01 pm (Uncategorized)

Here’s a very beautiful and awe inspiring piece of poetic prose written by Sherry a very good friend and fellow writer:

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Remorse of the battlefield 

August 13, 2017 at 4:29 pm (Uncategorized)

This is one of the most powerful contemporary poems I’ve read in a long while about the horrors of war- those who fight the war and the loved ones they leave behind.

Tanushree Karmakar

Guns on point

Waiting in the wild for the trap to unfold,

The fervour to see his wife and their conceived child

Burns a hole in his pocket.

The unsent letter

Rested on his chest,

Shielded from the bullets

Underneath the badges of honour and pride.

Guns on point

Blood stained trousers

Struggling to not surrender to death,

Smell of spilled blood

And counted breaths

Racing against the forged time.

Guns on point

Afraid to lose

And to never hold his child in his arms,

Silence surrenders to upheaval

As bullets take over the undercovered wild.

From dusk to Dawn lightning striked

Bullets and blood took over love.

The unspoken words of the letter

Erased by the stains of red,

Wet and untouched –

Against the still heart…

Underneath the badges of honour and pride.

Empty guns rested on the floor

Covered in blood and more,

The siren was not…

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The Vampiress With Amnesia on Amazon

May 3, 2016 at 6:08 pm (Uncategorized)

My friend Daniel aka HyperionSturm announces the publication of my 1st vampire novel The Vampiress With Annesia on his WordPress blog. 🙂

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In conclusion (looking back on life and taking stock )

April 4, 2016 at 8:06 pm (Uncategorized)

My friend the South African writer Timothy Wood examines the important question, “What makes a life worth living?”.

The Sarejessian

As one reaches the concluding years of ones life,one occasionally looks back and takes stock of what you have managed to do with your life.

In most cases people will say that they have had a good life it could have been better but that’s life.
Most people would say that they have a loving family and a home or they have been successful in business.

Truth is most people live mediocre lives and leave no lasting residue in this world all memory of them is gone about 25 years after they cease to breath.

A very few, the exceptional few manage to become names that history remembers for ever.

One thinks of great names in history, true but it is the men and women around these people who make this history. It is the writers, artists and those of the creative type who record the history that mankind remembers

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Black sheep of the family & dyslexia a lifetime

April 3, 2016 at 8:28 pm (Uncategorized)

A heart wrenching personal essay written by my good friend the South African writer Timothy Wood about his lifelong battle and struggle with dyslexia.

The Sarejessian

As far back as I can remember I have been the black sheep of my family.

Now this is not a pity party it is just the way it is. Ill list the facts & reasons why & you can decided for yourself.

1.) I in no way shape or form conform to members of my father’s side of the family. Who for the most part are down to earth hard working artisans, mechanics, and folk from that sort of lifestyle.
These folks qualified in the usual way after finishing school and going on to complete the required qualifications in their field’s of interest.

The people from my mother’s side of the family are more intellectuals and they also happen to be proud people who do not accept into their ranks new family members who are odd or different with very few exceptions.

The exception been the family of my…

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