Remembering Meat Loaf: Amadeus’ Tribute

January 21, 2022 at 10:28 pm (Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, music videos, Plays, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Singer Meat Loaf (September 27th 1947 – January 20th 2022) Known for his album Bat Out of Hell and his hit song I’d Do Anything For Love

Amadeus Emanon had just heard the news that one of his music idols Meat Loaf had just died at the age of 74.

He decided to do a tribute in his memory.

Amadeus who was a musician, a singer and an actor contacted some of his friends on social media about it this Friday night.

They went down to St. James’s Park and acted out Amadeus’ improvisationally written play.

The play began with a High Priest (who practiced satanism in private but was a respected ecclesiastical figure in public) who was plotting the death of a man who was a threat to him.

The high priest said to one of his subordinates, “We’ll track him down. We’ll get him through his weakest link. His youngest follower.”

The Apostle John (played by Amadeus) was approached by a girl (played by Angelique Dumont) he once knew.

The girl kissed him and asked him to love her.

As John slowly succumbed to the girl, the girl then made a request.

And Amadeus replied, “I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”

Amadeus then began singing the song lyrics,

“And I would do anything for love but I won’t do that…”

He sang the lyrics up until the lines

“Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever seen before
or will again…”

Amadeus as the young Apostle John turns away from the girl played by Angelique.

John (Amadeus) then turns to a fellow actor who’s playing Jesus,

“And maybe I’m crazy
Oh it’s crazy and it’s true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you…

That I would do anything for love
I’ll be there till the final act.”

John (Amadeus) bows to Jesus and then turned back to the girl he had known,

“I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”

The scene then turns back to the satanic High Priest, “So much for the theory about who I thought was the weakest link…”

The High Priest is then approached by Judas Iscariot who sells out Christ for thirty pieces of silver.

The Apostle Paul had it right when he said, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 21st
2022.

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Britain, Czech Republic and Israel To Drop Vaccine Mandates and Passports

January 20, 2022 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel)

Sydney Greenstreet to Geraldine Fitzgerald and Peter Lorre: That statue of Kwan Yin the Buddhist goddess of mercy told me that renegade British MP Renfield R. Renfield is a threat to every globalist tyrant on the planet.

BBC News Announcer: Great Britain, the Czech Republic and Israel have announced that they are going to drop all vaccine mandates and passports.
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that he’s dropping all mandatory mask rules in public places as well as vaccine passports.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of why the governments of the United Kingdom, Israel and the Czech Republic were doing this.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson (speaking to an aide): I don’t want to be overthrown by forces loyal to renegade MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett (speaking to an aide): I don’t want to be overthrown by forces loyal to renegade British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Czech Republic Prime Minister Petr Fiala (speaking to an aide): I don’t want to be overthrown by forces loyal to renegade British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

BBC News Announcer: As for France, Canada, Germany and Austria, they will continue to up the ratchet and increase the temperature as far as vaccine passports and mandatory vaccination is concerned.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of why the governments of Canada, France, Germany and Austria were doing this.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (after putting on Al Jolson minstrel show blackface and snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

French President Emmanuel Macron (after putting on a French Vichy leader Marshal Petain moustache and snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz (after putting on an Adolf Hitler moustache and snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer (after putting on the last tampon ever worn by Adolf Hitler’s mistress Eva Braun to use as a moustache and then snorting 666 ounces of crack cocaine): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by Renfield R. Renfield.

Senile old fool Joe Biden (after snorting 666 ounces of what he thought was crack cocaine out of his adult enhanced Depends diaper although he had never encountered brown coloured crack cocaine before): It’s impossible for me to be overthrown by that Renfield guy whatever his name is.

. . .

Justin Trudeau (speaking to Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of night, sorcery and human sacrifice who possesses and inhabits the Canadian Neo-Stalinist tyrant’s antique marijuana pot smoking mirror) : Waahhaha! I deliberatly shut down a Canada-U.S. border truck crossing in Ontario yesterday. Waahhaha! I’m so fucking magnificent! Waahhaha! I’m going to force every truck driver who crosses the Canada-U.S. border to be vaccinated or not be allowed to cross. Waahahaha! I’m going to destroy Canada’s supply chain. I’m going to make sure all store shelves are empty. Waahhaha! I’m going to turn Canada into Nicolas Maduro’s Venezuela. I’m so fucking magnificent!”.

Justin Trudeau is then hit in the face by the contents of one of Joe Biden’s adult enhanced Depends diapers.

The diaper was thrown by the Norse trickster god Loki who had been paid by Harvey Tallbanger the 6 foot 8 tall invisible Welsh pooka bunny rabbit to do so.

. . .

Yesterday French President Emmanuel Macron called for child sacrifice to Baal and Moloch to be added to the EU Charter of Fundamental Rights.

The cougar chasing scumbag made the declaration while addressing the European Parliament in Strasbourg, eastern France.

The twin demon brothers Baal and Moloch watched Macron’s speech on television from Pope Francis’ bedroom and applauded the announcement vigourously while Francis was busy dictating to Hitler’s Mein Kampf ghost writer a book that the satanic antipope was writing entitled How I Destroyed The Timeless Latin Mass or Let’s Go Brandon To Jesus Christ and Pope St. Pius V.

The day before in the European Parliament, Maltese politician Roberta Metsola had been elected President of the European Parliament after taking an oath of fealty to the demon Baal and then kissing him on the buttocks as a sign of that loyalty.

The demon Asmodeus, who was watching the proceedings along with his friend the little green frog Nimrod, remarked to Nimrod, “I believe the Enemy once said, “What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”. And you mean to say that this Baal butt kissing whore is willing to forfeit her own soul just to gain the European Union? What an airhead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 20th
2022.

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Pope Francis On Pfizer and UFOs and ETs

January 15, 2022 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“Will Pope Francis make a statement on UFOs and ETs this year?” Amadeus asked Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church.

“He may,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.

The two continued their walk down the Thames.

“How much does the Vatican know about UFOs and ETs?” Amadeus inquired.

“I really don’t know,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds replied, “We can only speculate.”

. . .

It had come to the attention of SNN (Set News Network) that Pope Francis had held two secret meetings in 2021 with Albert Bourla the CEO of Pfizer.

Unlike most papal private audiences, these meetings were not announced by the Holy See Press Office.

Interestingly enough, Francis had also secretly received Melinda Gates in November 2019 just before the Covid hysteria began.

A month after Pope Francis had welcomed a wooden statue of Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess into the Vatican Gardens and into Saint Peter’s Basilica.

. . .

Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai worked in the Antiquities Section of the Vatican Museum, headed the Rome chapter of the O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) an Aleister Crowleyite organization and served as an advisor on papal liturgies for the Mass to Pope Francis.

He was currently meeting with Pope Francis on setting up the basis for a United Federation of Planets when contact with ETs and UFOs was finally made.

Francis proposed that the United Federation of Planets should have as its symbol the UN symbol around a familiar earthling symbol.

. . .

As Amadeus and Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds continued their walk along the Thames, they encountered Psyche of Cupid and Psyche fame.

Psyche had been worshipped by the ancient Greeks as the Greek goddess of the soul.

Said Psyche, “There’s a connection between Luciferase and UFOs/aliens.”

Cupid had an arrow dipped in Hydra’s poisonous blood and fired it at Psyche.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 15th
2022.

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Top Guns In The Wild West

January 14, 2022 at 11:17 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

In the old Wild West town of Laramie Wyoming, a group of outlaws and brigands were threatening the town’s good citizens.

This duo found their car seized by the outlaws and brigands.

Who were the outlaws and brigands?

Neo-Bolshevik Communists also known as the U.S. Democratic Party.

Northwest of Wyoming, Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Party government was introducing legislation to set up quarantine camps in Washington state.

America’s senile old fool and Neo-Stalinst tyrant Joe Biden was becoming more and more of a tyrannical despot with each passing day.

Anybody who was opposed to Neo-Bolshevik Communism taking over the U.S., Joe Biden referred to them as “white supremacists and domestic terrorists”.

This was rich coming from Biden who was best friends and mentored by West Virginia’s KKK Democratic Senator Robert Byrd.

After the gun wielding duo shot and killed the approaching Neo-Bolshevik Communist band of brigands, the ghost of Karl Marx appeared, looked at the dead bodies and shrugged, “There’s probably more where they came from.”

The ghost of Karl Marx had just come from the Vatican where he had been meeting with Pope Francis giving him ideas on how to form a global Marxist One-World government.

Marx’s ghost opened a book and said, “I’d now like to read a poem I wrote called The Player…”

“Thus Heaven I forfeited. I know it full well.
My soul once true to God is chosen for Hell.”

Marx went on, “And now from my poem Oulanem…”

“See this sword, this blood-dark sword, which stands unerringly within my soul?
Where did I get this sword?
The Prince of Darkness.
The Prince of Darkness sold it to me.
The Hellish vapours rise and fill the brain
Until my heart goes mad, until I go utterly insane.”

Marx’s ghost then smiled and said, “I’d now like to quote my favourite line from all of literature. It comes from Goethe’s Faust from the character of Mephistopheles where he says…”

“Everything that exists deserves to perish.”

The ghost of German film director Leni Riefenstahl (who made the 1935 Nazi propaganda film Triumph of The Will) then appeared on the scene.

She had recently been dispensationally released from the Underworld at Pope Francis’ request in order to make propaganda films for the New World Order Nazi/Fascist/Communist Hybrid Geopolitical Project aka The Great Reset.

The films would of course be shown on CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS.

As well as every major television network in Canada, the United Kingdom and Western Europe.

Marx repeated his favourite line from all of literature: from Goethe’s Faust from the character of Mephistopheles…

“Everything that exists deserves to perish.”

Leni Riefenstahl then showed movie footage of the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa tearing down statues and burning down and looting businesses and neighbourhoods in the U.S. during the summer of 2020 in what the brainless mainstream media referred to at the time as “peaceful protests”.

She then showed footage of senile old fool Joe Biden, Ottawa’s biggest residential idiot Justin Trudeau, World Economic Forum CEO and quintessential German movie character like villain Klaus Schwab, the satanic Antipope Jorge Mario Bergoglio, billionaire Trotskyite George Soros and eugenics population control freak Bill Gates saying that everything must be torn down and rebuilt.

The ghosts of 19th Century Freemasonic Pontiff and Confederate General Albert Pike and Freemasonic Roosevelt Cabinet Secretary (and later Vice-President) Henry A. Wallace (who argued for the phrase Novus Ordo Seclorum being put on the U.S. $1 bill in 1935) then appeared and said in unison, “Ordo Ab Chao”.

Order out of chaos.

But an Antichrist satanic diabolical order.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 14th
2022.

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Renfield Addresses UK Catholic Parents Conference

January 12, 2022 at 11:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to address the UK Catholic Parents Conference.

The President of the UK Catholic Parents Conference Mr. Finnegan Nyet Awake had been asked to select a speaker for tonight’s conference.

While under the influence of seven glasses of Scotch whisky, Finnegan decided on MP Renfield totally oblivious to the fact that the Vatican would definitely not approve of his choice.

Renfield began his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference this way,

“Do you remember? Do you remember when “the Pope” wasn’t a lurid yellow-teethed ghoul who wanted to destroy the Mass and put you and your family in a quarantine camp? I remember. God bless Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI. One who did not have the Seat of Saint Peter purchased for him by George Soros. I’d like to start my address by reading a recently discovered addendum added to the list of anathemas of the Council of Trent (1545-1563). The addendum, lost for centuries until now, reads thus, “If any whose name be Jorge Mario Bergoglio, let him be anathema…”

. . .

The anchorman for the Set News Network (SNN) read the following news headline,

“The UK’s own government data shows that 286% more deaths occurred among the vaccinated than among the unvaccinated…”

. . .

Meanwhile at a Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver British Columbia, a family whose 4-year-old son is being treated for leukemia are being evicted from the facility (a charity that provides a temporary home to pediatric cancer patients and their families free of charge while they’re being treated at local hospitals) because they’re not vaccinated against Covid-19.
Said the boy’s father, “This is some kind of crazy evil like I’ve never seen in my life.”
Shortly after the boy’s father made the statement, holographic images of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Pol Pot, Justin Trudeau, Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels, CNN’s Jim Acosta, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared outside the Vancouver Ronald McDonald House holding up a huge banner that read, “WE ARE NOT EVIL.”

. . .

As Amadeus Emanon sat at the back of the auditorium, his friend Renfield was delivering the final line of his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference,

“The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell and only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.”

Amadeus thought sadly about one of his favourite singers Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes who died today at the age of 78.

Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes

Amadeus said a silent prayer that Ronnie Spector was on that Stairway To Heaven following in the footsteps of actor Sidney Poitier who left this earthly existence a few days ago.

Holographic images in front of Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver heard the AC/DC song Highway To Hell played in back of them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 12th
2022.

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Amadeus and Angelique In The Sherlock Holmes Pub

January 11, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Concert pianist/singer/musician Amadeus Emanon was having dinner with his girlfriend New Orleans singer/songstress Angelique Dumont in The Sherlock Holmes Pub.

They watched a Renfield R. Renfield podcast which was often shown in the pub when it was on.

“A pathology report prepared by Sucharit Bhakdi MD and Arne Burkhardt MD in the U.S. shows that 93% of people who died after being vaccinated were killed by the vaccine,” Renfield started out.

“Hah,” a “fact checker” for Reuters news agency started laughing, “I just got my third booster shot today.”

He then keeled over.

A paramedic team brought in to save him couldn’t revive him after his major cardiac arrest.

He would never write another lying and inaccurate “fact check” again.

“And in other news,” Renfield carried on, “The Canadian province of Alberta’s Chief Medical Officer Dr. Deena Hinshaw admitted that Alberta Health Services have manipulated the numbers during this pandemic. Hinshaw admitted that AHS reported non-ICU patients as ICU patients throughout the pandemic.”

Putting aside the triple AAA Alberta steak he had been eating, Renfield then started eating poutine.

“Moving from Alberta eastwards to Quebec,” Renfield went on, “Quebec Premier Francois Legault announced that he would impose a health care tax on the unvaccinated.”

Renfield then called for the assassination of Quebec’s Premier.

“If Renfield gets his way, there won’t be many politicians left on the Earth,” Angelique Dumont remarked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 11th
2021.

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France’s Basilica of Saint-Denis Vandalized

January 10, 2022 at 11:32 pm (Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were sitting in The Sherlock Holmes Pub in London eating salted peanuts and drinking beer.

The TV was tuned to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast which was extremely popular with The Sherlock Holmes Pub patrons.

Renfield began his podcast wearing a Star of David badge that bore the inscription “I’m unvaccinated”.

The current Vaccinazi government of Germany in Berlin moved to charge Renfield with sedition even though he was a British subject and not a German citizen.

Renfield began,

“A massive-145 country study found that there was a sharp increase in Covid transmission and death after the so-called “vaccines” were introduced in those nations.
The 99-page study was titled “Worldwide Bayesian Casual Impact Analysis of Vaccine Administration On Deaths and Cases Associated With Covid-19: A Big Data Analysis of 145 Countries”.
In the U.S. specifically, it was found that the jab caused a whopping 38% more Covid cases per million and an even more astonishing 31% increase in Covid-deaths per million.
Meanwhile deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media continue to push for everyone on the planet to be vaccinated.
Vaccinazi regimes across the world continue to push for vaccine mandates and compulsory mandatory vaccinations.
Yet in lieu of this new report based on the 145 countries’ own government data, it is my contention that only a completely demonically possessed asshole would wax enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines at the start of this new year 2022.”

. . .

Meanwhile at the Vatican in Rome today, Pope Francis waxed enthusiastic about the Covid-19 vaccines in his annual address to the ambassadors accredited to the Vatican which is held shortly after the start of every New Year.

. . .

On January 5th of this year, the evil Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai had used his grandfather clock pendulum, which had the flaming head (caused by Hellfire) of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin attached to it, to hypnotize a man into attacking and vandalizing the Basilica of Saint-Denis in Paris.

Today Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou (and heir to the Royal Throne of France) released a statement,

“I learned with sadness and dismay the vandalization of the Saint Denis Basilica in which my ancestors rest.
The statues of Saint Denis, Saint Genevieve and Saint Antoine were broken with an iron bar as well as many display cases containing sacred objects.”

Louis Alphonse de Bourbon the Duke of Anjou and heir to the throne of France in front of the Basilica of Saint Denis

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Monday January 10th
2022.

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With Svetlana Kireeva In Moscow

January 9, 2022 at 9:02 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing flew from Britain to Moscow in a World War I Sopwith Camel to meet the Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva.

The Sopwith Camel was almost shot down by Dr. Anthony Fauci’s drones because they thought a beagle might be flying it.

The drones were shot down by Van Helsing instead.

Inside a highrise luxury apartment in Moscow Russia, Russian vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB was waiting for Van Helsing.

Van Helsing was serving as an envoy for British MP Renfield R. Renfeld and Svetlana Kireeva was serving as an envoy for Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Renfield and Putin were involved in negotiations preparing for a Russian invasion of the European Union to liberate the bloc from the totalitarian ideology of Vaccinazism.

On the other side of the diplomatic table, Pope Francis, acting on advice from Word of Faith Prosperity Gospel teacher Kenneth Copeland, was trying to encourage Russia to invade Israel.

According to Copeland’s reading of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39, Russia would lead a confederacy of nations to attack Israel in the latter days.

According to Copeland, Russia would be destroyed by YHWH or Jehovah the Lord God of Israel for attacking Israel.

Following his personal homosexual Communist Jesuit reasoning, Francis figured that with Russia destroyed, no future Pope could bring about that era of peace known as the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary since Russia would no longer exist as a nation to be consecrated to the Immaculate Heart of Mary to bring about that triumph of the Immaculate Heart.

So which route would Putin take?

Renfield’s idea that Russia should invade the European Union to liberate the bloc from Vaccinazism?

Or Francis’ idea that Russia should invade Israel so it can end up being destroyed according to Kenneth Copeland’s Biblical exegesis of Ezekiel Chapters 38 and 39 and thus making a liar out of Our Lady of Fatima the Blessed Virgin Mary?

Dracul and Svetlana would be negotiating the Renfieldian Plan.

In the night sky behind Svetlana, two meteorites lit up Moscow’s night sky.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 9th
2022.

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Spanish Archaeologists Believe They Have Discovered Hercules’ Tomb

January 8, 2022 at 9:59 pm (Archaeology, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of Wisdom kept calm and watched as Spanish archaeologists claimed they had found the Temple of Hercules

Archaeologists from the University of Seville and the Andalusian Institute of Historical Heritage believe they have discovered the Temple of Hercules Gaditanus.

Using information they obtained from aerial photographs, the researchers found a large rectangular structure submerged in the Bay of Cadiz.

The structure nearly 1000 feet long and 500 feet wide matches the ancient descriptions of the Temple.

The Temple of Hercules Gaditanus is said to have been a columned Temple with an eternal flame, a fire raised on an altar and was maintained day and night by priests.

Greek and Latin records say this is the place where Julius Caesar wept before a representation of Alexander the Great (Caesar having discovered that Alexander was better looking than he was) and where the Carthaginian general Hannibal went to offer thanks for the success of a military campaign a century and a half before Caesar’s sobbing performance.

. . .

The Ontario provincial government’s own data shows that the fully vaccinated make up the majority of Covid-19 hospitalizations in the Canadian province of Ontario.

On January 7th there were 1327 fully vaccinated cases in Ontario hospitals compared with 441 unvaccinated cases.

Despite this, Canada’s brainless Federal Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos today called upon Canada’s provincial governments to introduce mandatory vaccination policies.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appeared written in black ink on Duclos’ forehead and then a frogs’ legs and maple syrup cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (his bodyguards who had been drinking Harvey Tallbangers claimed it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who threw the cream pie).

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast,

“Thrice jabbed Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer contracted Covid-19 during a meeting this past Thursday night at which he was promoting mandatory vaccination.
Despite receiving three experimental injections, wearing a protective mask and living in a country with stringent rules and lockdowns during the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday on Friday January 7th 2022.
Nevertheless the Fuhrer wannabe doubled down on his support for compulsory vaccination and told his Austrian subjects to get vaccinated and get a booster.
At the Thursday night meeting, everyone in the room was both doubly vaccinated and thirdly boostered, was wearing masks and social distancing, and lastly Nehammer himself was separated from everyone else by plexiglass screens.
Despite this a virus found its way through and made a mockery of everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media have been telling the world the past couple of years.
During the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer announced new measures for his subjects in light of the new omicron variant (which so far is proving to be less lethal than the original delta variant) and told the media that the government is working on a draft law to make vaccinations compulsory starting February 1st.
“If businesses do not comply, we will have the power to shut them down,” the Covid infected politician told those present.

“What then is to be done?” Renfield looked at the camera, “We must hang Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer by the neck until dead. And then he’ll never have to worry about catching Covid again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 8th
2022.

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Witchcraft and Sorcery On Sherlock Holmes’ 168th Birthday

January 6, 2022 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes who is Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister (she became immortal after eating Lingzhi supernatural mushrooms something that Sherlock never did) turns 168 today.

Looking wonderful for her age!

Sherrielock Holmes attended an Anglican Church C. Of E. Epiphany service for her birthday today.

Meanwhile witchcraft and sorcery were happening around the world on this night of Epiphany (which is Julian Calendar Christmas Eve in the Byzantine Russian and Ukrainian Orthodox Churches).

The European Council of Catholic Bishops was busy worshipping the demons Baal and Baphomet on this evening.

Archbishop Vinzenzo Paglia the President of the Pontifical Academy For Life was busy kneeling in front of and worshipping a statue of Santa Muerte who is Mexico’s female saint/goddess of death (who is really Samael the Archangel of Death mentioned in the Babylonian Talmud who had become transgendered while living in Mexico in the 1930s and associating with a group of artists that included Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera).

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was being initiated into the Cult of Baphomet.

He was being initiated in a gay bathouse by the transgendered hermaphrodite goat/human hybrid demon Baphomet.

Leaving the gay bathouse after the initiation, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was like the athlete who joined a gay football team (he went into huddle as a tight end and came out a wide receiver).

After the initiation Sen. Cruz became a Neo-Bolshevik Communist and called the January 6th 2021 protestors a “bunch of violent terrorists who should go to jail for a long long time.”

After making the statement Sen. Cruz had a Gillette shaving cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

His drunken bodyguards (whose faces were all covered with boils a situation that had arisen after they all got their third booster shots) who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers all day swore that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thown the Gillete shaving cream pie into Sen. Cruz’s face.

Meanwhile France’s Neo-Vichy Fascist and Neo-Stalinist hybrid President Emmanuel Macron said the unvaccinated of France should no longer be considered “French citizens”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield appeared on a pirate French television station channel drinking a glass of Paul Masson Wine and said, “I’ve been saying this since December of 2020 and I will say it again… Emmanuel Macron should be eliminated from the face of the Earth.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 6th
2022.

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