1st Video of The Resurrected Dragon Princess Lenora of Lemuria
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was lying in his upright Egyptian sarcophagus in his colossal bedroom in his colossal London mansion drinking chai tea on a tray in front of him that was poured from a tea pot that resembled the Taj Mahal.
His cat Nefertiti Galore caught several vampiric flesh eating rats that had been sent into Set’s bedroom by his enemy siblings Isis and Osiris.
Set’s butler and valet Athelstan arrived to tell him how the Cousteau brothers’ marine archaeological expeditions (that Set was personally financing) were going.
Both Cousteau brothers Louis Alphonse and Toulouse (who were great nephews of the famous 20th Century French oceanographer Jacques Cousteau) had discovered the lost continents of Lemuria and Atlantis respectively the past couple of months.
In the South Pacific, Louis Alphonse Cousteau had discovered the glass coffin containing the perfectly preserved body of Lenora the last Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess of Lemuria in the sunken city of Mu the capital city of the lost continent of Lemuria.
Dr. Cadbury Rocher had sent a drone (in the shape of a mechanical pterodactyl) to the South Pacific (an object photographed and video recorded by various people who posted the pics to YouTube conspiracy channels devoted to the topic of NASA covering up the existence of dinosaurs in the modern world) containing a test tube of Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Resurrection Serum – a combination of ambrosia (that kept the Greek Olympian gods immortal) dried tana leaves (like in the early 1940s Universal Pictures Mummy films that kept the mummy Kharis alive), dried eucalyptus leaves (whose fresh eucalyptus leaves keep koala bears alive) and dried Canadian recreational cannabis leaves (whose smoking and inhaling keeps Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s genetically created pot smoking desert cactus plant named Strawberry Fields Forever alive).
The serum when poured between Dragon Warrioress Crown Princess Lenora of Lemuria’s lips immediately brought her back from the dead.
Louis Alphonse Cousteau shot a video of the Lemurian Dragon Warrioress Princess doing her happy dance at being brought back from the dead:
The Dragon Princess wasn’t quite ready yet to show her face to the world.
After watching the video, Set then closed his sarcophagus lid.
Athelstan proceeded to do some dusting around the Egyptian vampire’s bedroom when suddenly he noticed a milky white substance overflowing from his Divine Vampiric Lordship’s sarcophagus.
“Good Lord!” Athelstan exclaimed, “Isis and Osriris have found a way to drown the master!”.
He immediately ran over and opened the sarcophagus lid.
“Close the f%!&*!ing lid, you idiot,” Set shouted as he was caught with his Hugh Hefner style red velvet pyjama bottoms down and his hands on the region between his hips.
“Sorry, sir,” Athelstan immediately closed the lid down, “I thought maybe your nephew Horus had come up with a way of Death By Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 8th
2018.
Thai Cave Rescue Completed Today and Remembering The Chilean Miners’ Rescue of 2010
Thai Cave Rescue Completed Today and Remembering The Chilean Miners’ Rescue of 2010
All 12 boys and their soccer coach have now been rescued from the Tham Luang cave in the province of Chiang Rai in northern Thailand 🇹🇭.
The Wild Boars soccer team is now safe.
They were in the cave 17 days.
The dramatic rescue reminded me of the rescue of the Chilean miners at the San Jose Mine near Copiapó Chile 🇨🇱 back in 2010 when 33 miners who had been trapped underground in a collapsed mine for 69 days were finally rescued.
The same feeling of the whole world watching with breathless anticipation and silent prayer and then the joy and elation after the rescue struck me as very similar.
Back in 2010, I had a desktop computer which allowed me the ability to make movies on it.
In 2008, I made plenty of photo montage music videos.
In 2009 after I figured out how to download videos off the Net to my computer, I then made combined video footage/photo montage videos.
I did the same throughout most of 2010.
The only time I did a complete video footage montage music video was this one I did about the Chilean Miners’ Rescue in 2010.
I downloaded various videos of the rescue from different news networks throughout the world and then chose what I thought were the most poignant moments from each and edited them together and set them to music- The Working Man Song as sung by Cape Breton Island Nova Scotia singer Rita MacNeil.
-A personal reflection
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 10th
2018.
R.I.P. Bobby Kennedy: 50 Years Ago Today RFK Shot In Los Angeles Hotel
R.I.P. Bobby Kennedy: 50 Years Ago Today RFK Shot In Los Angeles Hotel
It was 50 years today that Bobby Kennedy was shot a few minutes past midnight in the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles only minutes after having delivered a victory speech in the Ambassador Hotel Ballroom having won the June 4th 1968 California Democratic Presidential primary.
He would succumb to his wounds and die 26 hours later on June 6th 1968.
And so the man who was described as America’s Last Best Hope went into eternity.
Richard Nixon was elected President, the Vietnam War went on for another 7 years, American liberalism went on a downward path into insanity after George McGovern won the 1972 Democratic Presidential nomination and has been insane ever since.
The insanity of American liberalism resulted in the reactionary policies of Ronald Reagan which resulted in the massive cutting of all American government programs including those that were actually helping the poor.
Both Republicans and Democrats leapt into bed with the globalists from George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton on.
This was followed by the reactionism of Donald Trump that has produced a very radical and irrational nationalism with extreme racist overtones.
And Bobby Kennedy the man who sought to bring all Americans black and white, rich and poor, blue collar workers and white collar workers together- his legacy the last beacon of light from the shining city on a hill.
I made the following photo montage music video 10 years ago for the 40th anniversary of Bobby Kennedy’s assassination and now I post it here at WordPress on the 50th anniversary of his assassination.
Here are some quotes from the Roman poet Virgil that could easily apply to Bobby Kennedy:
“That man is the most loyal who aims at the noblest motive and that motive is the public good.”
“Fortunate is he whose mind has the power to probe the causes of things and trample underfoot all terrors and inexorable fate.”
“What each man feared would happen to himself did not trouble him when he saw that it would ruin another.”
“They can conquer who believe they can.”
-Virgil
Old Time Movie About A Ghost From A Wishing Well
Old Time Movie About A Ghost From A Wishing Well
Here’s a photo montage music video I made and posted on YouTube 10 years ago:
Dracul and Morgana, Renfield and Demi Lovato
Dracul and Morgana, Renfield and Demi Lovato
The Welsh vampiress Morgana (British Member of Parliament for the constituency of Newbridge in Wales) was walking through Sherwood Forest in Nottinghamshire.
The reason being that she heard the Celtic horned stag god Cernunnos used Sherwood Forest for target 🎯 practice for his archery 🏹 skills firing his arrow and crossbow at deer 🦌 hunters and various animal poachers.
She had always wanted to meet this famous Celtic god.
Thanks to a special sunblock invented for her by Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, she was now able to walk around in the daylight without being quite literally fried to a crisp.
Somewhat tired from walking, Morgana sat down on an old leaf 🍃 clustered tree stump:
Dracul Van Helsing (also walking through the forest) spotted her and took note of what she was wearing.
“Hello, Morgana,” he smiled, “how are you?”.
“Dracul,” Morgana flashed him a warm smile and raised the hem of her already short skirt, “what are you doing here?”.
“I’m walking through Sherwood Forest contemplating that this was the spot where Robin Hood used to make out with Maid Marian,” Dracul stated.
Morgana lay back on the soft clustered leaves 🍃 and held out her arms to embrace Dracul, “And should I be your Marian to your Robin?”.
Dracul mounted her, “We’ll show Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland how it was done.”
As Dracul and Morgana made out in Sherwood Forest in an orgiastic celebration of May Day (known as the Festival of Beltane on the old Celtic calendar), a voyeuristically inclined photographer tried to take shots of the Welsh MP and the Canadian vampire hunter making out.
He found himself being shot himself- by an arrow fired from the crossbow of Cernunnos.
The voyeur paparazzi was killed instantly.
“I’ll probably be dying for a cigarette several hours from now,” Morgana moaned in ecstasy.
. . .
Donald Trump held his hand under his suit vest in Napoleonic fashion and remarked to his valet Lexington “I can’t believe there are some psychiatrists out there who are starting to question my sanity.”
“It definitely boggles the mind, sir,” Lexington admitted, “I know it certainly boggles mine.”
“On the positive side,” Trump took off all his clothes leaving on only a pair of leopard skin briefs and proceeding to swing on the branch of an artificial African jungle tree in the Oval Office, “South Korean President Moon Jae-in thinks I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.”
“And are psychiatrists starting to question Moon Jae-in’s sanity?” Lexington asked.
“I don’t know,” Trump shrugged while still swinging, “And what about you, Lexington? Do YOU think I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?”.
“Well, sir,” Lexington remarked, “Seeing as how you received the Stormy Daniels Piece Prize, perhaps it might be a good thing if you went after a more noble peace prize.”
. . .
Renfield R. Renfield was dreaming about singer Demi Lovato.
Before bedtime, he had watched the Demi Lovato and Luis Fonzi music video Echame La Culpa.
He had developed such a hard on after seeing Demi Lovato wearing a red mini dress and black silk fishnet pantyhose that he had to massage his erection down with a sledge hammer.
Little did he realize that this action would save his life.
A group of Japanese ninja assassins who had been hired by Russian President Vladimir Putin and Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan to assassinate the thorn in their side troublesome British MP watched the spectacle outside Renfield’s bedroom window.
They were so taken aback 😮 by the sight of a man hitting his most sensitive private part that way that they turned and fled and quickly jumped over the high fence of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London estate.
Meanwhile Renfield’s blanket took on the shape of a pole tent ⛺️ as the MP dreamed of Demi Lovato wearing that red mini dress and black silk fishnet pantyhose.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 1st
2018.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Hitler’s Ghost Praises YouTube For Removing Dracul Van Helsing Video
June 5, 2019 at 10:38 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel, Video, videos) (Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler’s ghost, Dracul Van Helsing, Renfield R. Renfield, The Pied Piper of Evil, YouTube, Zeus' Kraken Cometh)
Hitler’s Ghost Praises YouTube For Removing Dracul Van Helsing Video
British MP Renfield R. Renfield in his speech at Portsmouth England began his address by saying, “Today YouTube marked the 75th anniversary of Allied forces leaving from here to invade Normandy to liberate Nazi occupied Europe by removing a video that my friend Dracul Van Helsing made and posted to YouTube 11 years ago called Adolf Hitler: The Pied Piper of Evil.
No doubt calling Adolf Hitler a pied piper of evil marks the epitome of intolerance in the politically correct opinion of the imbeciles who govern YouTube.
A week ago, Dracul Van Helsing received an email saying that his video Adolf Hitler: The Pied Piper of Evil had been flagged after 11 years of being on YouTube and that after a review, the comments on the video had been disabled.
After further review by the pot smoking and cannabis cookie eating review team at YouTube, today the video was removed from YouTube for violating community standards to the effect that no video should “promote hatred against individuals or identifiable groups of people”.
Having viewed the video several times myself, I can safely say that the only individual who might possibly have had hatred promoted against him was an individual by the name of Adolf Hitler and the only group that might have hatred directed against them in the video were the Nazis.
I think this shows the danger of having monolithic groups such as Facebook and YouTube and Google deciding what constitutes hate speech and even most governments today since the heads of most of these corporations and governments have no real knowledge of history or philosophy or literature or what constitutes that style of genre known as satire.
They are for the most part guided in their decisions by groups and individuals who are all too easily offended and for the most part when one gets down to the true nitty gritty of the matter, they are usually individuals and groups who deserve to be offended and would be in any society or civilization where common sense still prevailed.”
Meanwhile down in Hades’ realm, Hitler’s ghost was reading an editorial statement on MNN – Mephistopheles News Network- showering praise on YouTube for removing the aforesaid DraculVanHelsing channel video called Adolf Hitler: The Pied Piper of Evil.
Hitler’s ghost: Ja, by calling me a pied piper of evil, he was being intolerant, ja.
He was promoting hatred, ja.
By showing still photos of both the Nuremberg rallies and the way I mesmerized the crowds while passing them in motorcades on the streets of German cities and then having the ABBA song The Piper play in the background in this video of still photos, he was being both hateful and intolerant towards me and my Party.
Have you heard those ABBA lyrics ?
“They came from the hills
And they came from the valleys and the plains
They struggled in the cold
In the heat and the snow and in the rain
Came to hear him play
Play their minds away”
Dracul Van Helsing was implying that all those people who came from all over Germany to hear me speak, that I was playing their minds away.
He was being intolerant and hateful in making such an assertion, ja.
“We’re all following a strange melody
We’re all summoned by a tune
We’re following the piper
And we dance beneath the moon
We’re following the piper
And we dance beneath the moon for him
And we dance beneath the moon
Sub luna saltamus”
By implying that the German people were all following a strange melody and strange tune when they heard me speak, Dracul Van Helsing was being intolerant, ja.
He was promoting hatred, ja.
“He gave them a dream
He seduced everybody in the land
The fire in his eyes”
How dare Dracul Van Helsing say that I seduced everybody in the land?
He’s implying that I was a mystical mesmerizing and hypnotic demagogue.
He’s being intolerant, ja.
He’s promoting hatred, ja.
“And the fear was a weapon in his hand
So they let him play
Play their minds away”
How dare that Dracul Van Helsing say that I used the German people’s fears as a weapon in my hand?
That I used that fear to play their minds away?
He’s being intolerant, ja.
He’s promoting hatred, ja.
All I can say in conclusion is that I doff mein hat to YouTube for removing such a hateful intolerant video.
-A commentary
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 5th
2019.
Mrs. Muir from the 1947 film The Ghost and Mrs. Muir encounters two new ghosts: The Ghost of Stupidity Present in the form of a YouTube executive and Hitler’s ghost
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