Pope Francis Adopts Witches’ Calendar To Promote Season of Creation
Samhain Cardinal Salaman was reading the latest directives from Pope Francis.
Pope Francis was ordering that all Vatican linked institutions must turn over their accounts to the Vatican Bank by October 1st 2022.
“What’s up with that?” Cardinal Salaman wondered.
He then read a report from a Vatican Jesuit spy in Washington DC.
According to the Vatican Jesuit spy, Joe Biden sacrificed some unknown young woman to a statue of the Greek goddess Artemis while a NASA big shot named Dr. Nachash Naga sang the Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah.
“I think that particular Jesuit spy must be eating too many magic mushrooms,” Cardinal Salaman sipped his coffee.
He then read another directive from Pope Francis.
Francis had just proclaimed a new season called the Season of Creation which runs from September 1st to October 4th.
Interestingly enough the Southern Hemisphere Spring/Northern Hemisphere Autumn Equinox falls smack dab in the middle of the Season of Creation.
Which leads one to speculate that Pope Francis had borrowed his idea for a Season of Creation from the witches’ wiccan calendar.
Francis seemed to be heavy into practicing witchcraft these days.
A number of years back he had opened a Catholic World Youth Day by carrying a witch’s stang into the assembly.
Back on October 4th 2019 the Pontiff presided over a ceremony in which an idol of the Inca demon goddess Pachamama was brought into the Vatican.
Then on July 27th 2022, Francis listened with his hand over his heart as a Huron-Wendat shaman invoked the Spirit Great Grandmother of the West who was the leader of the Circle of Spirits.
The Spirit Great Grandmother was known by various names such as Spider Grandmother in Navajo, Hopi, Apache and Pueblo traditions. She was the pre-Columbian Teotihuacan Great Goddess. She was called Toci Yoalticitl by the Aztecs. She was called Ixchel by the Mayas.
Samhain Cardinal Salaman fell asleep and dreamed he was visiting a misty marsh he often visited in his boyhood.
In the middle of the misty marsh was a vampiress witch who was celebrating Pope Francis’ new Season of Creation.
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Thursday September 1st
2022.
Dracul Van Helsing 
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