Hitler’s Nazi Gestapo Are Alive and Well and Living In Police In The Canadian Province of Alberta

April 7, 2021 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Health, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.”
-The Fathers of the American Revolution.

“It is morally imperative upon people across the globe today to remember the words of the Fathers of the American Revolution.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a rare Wednesday evening podcast.

And that was because of the developing political situation on the ground in the Canadian province of Alberta.

Sipping from a bottle of Alberta Crystal Clear Pure Vodka, Renfield said,

“The Antichrist RCMP in the Canadian province of Alberta have shown themselves to be the wholehearted ardent disciples of the emerging Antichrist New World Order by raiding Grace Life Church an Evangelical Protestant Church east of Edmonton the provincial capital and erecting steel barriers around it to prevent the people and pastors from entering.
As a Calgary Polish Church pastor well said of Calgary Police who were trying to close his Church this past Easter weekend, “Gestapo! Nazis! Get out!”.
For police in today’s Canadian province of Alberta are little better than the Nazi Gestapo of Hitler’s Third Reich.”

RCMP at the RCMP police station in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada were given a standing ovation by the demons Baal and Mephistopheles as they returned to the station after setting up steel barriers around Grace Life Church on the orders of AHS (Alberta Health Services which was today little more than a provincial branch of the Nazi Fascist Neo-Bolshevik Communist Hybrid New World Order known as the Great Reset and praised by the likes of Pope Francis, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden).
Hordes of infernal demons sang of the heroic Gestapo like RCMP who returned like the conquering heroes of Norse battlefields to the halls of Valhalla, “For they’re the jolly good fellows, for they’re the jolly good fellows which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny…”

“I deny it,” said Renfield continuing his broadcast, “and backing up the Nazi Gestapo like raid on Grace Life Church by the RCMP was Alberta Health Minister Tyler Shandro. Alberta Health Minister Tyler Shandro is a Nazi Fascist pig who should be eliminated from the face of the earth. And I say that with all due respect.”

Tyler Shandro had returned home after a hard day of trying to build the global Fourth Reich down at the office.

He was surprised to see the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels sitting in an arm chair in his living room offering him a warm cup of Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea.

Goebbels’ ghost had been recently released from the Underworld by Hades (Greek god of the Underworld) at the request of the Great Reset globalist oligarchical backers- men like George Soros and Bill Gates and Xi Jinping’s Supernatural entity advisor the Black Dragon.

“I’ve never heard of this brand of tea before,” Shandro looked at the label on the teapot, “Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea.”

“It was prophetically foreseen on a Halloween Night episode of the CBC program Murdoch Mysteries a few years back,” Goebbels’ ghost commented as he sipped on a spectral ghostly variant of the tea (which went into the making of the various new variants of Covid-19 made in various labs and released in various places across the planet the past few months), “it turned people who drank it into aliens. On that episode of Murdoch Mysteries, people down at Police Station House No. 4 drank it and became aliens and it soon spread across the entire city of Toronto. People became aliens and ceased being human. Constable George Crabtree was the last resister at Police Station House No. 4 and even he succumbed. And soon all were aliens.”

“So Torontonians became non-human aliens and now you want Albertans to become the same starting with me?” Tyler Shandro inquired.

“Exactly,” Goebbels’ ghost grinned, “You already were one of the biggest twits in Fascist fat slob Premier Jason Kenney’s cabinet (which is saying a lot) and so you were pretty well on your way there to becoming a non-human alien anyways. This will just finally tip you over the edge.”

“Okay,” Shandro drank the tea and a female zombie nosferatu entered the room and bit him on the lips and sucked the life out of him filling his body with unhatched alien insect pods from meteorites.

Norse goddess Freya appearing as a guest on Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast: Advises people to beware of zombie nosferatu and of drinking Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 7th
2021.

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The Edge of Darkness

April 6, 2021 at 10:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon had watched the evening news before heading to Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Church C. Of E. Parish (that he attended) to take part in the Easter Tuesday evening service.

On the news, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson told a group of people that his government would be introducing a vaccine passport.

Shortly after making the announcement, a malt vinegar laced fish and chips cream pie was thrown in Boris Johnson’s face by an invisible entity.

Although a London bobby (who had been imbibing too many Harvey Wallbangers that afternoon) swore that it was a 6 foot 8 tall bunny rabbit (purple in colour with big pink floppety ears) who had thrown the cream pie in Johnson’s face.

“Harvey Tallbanger certainly has his work cut out for him these days,” Amadeus thought as he walked to Saint Genevieve’s.

Upon arriving at the Church, he noticed Fascist members of Fascist female Police Commissioner Cressida Dick’s Metropolitan London Police Service standing outside looking glum and constipated at the fact that the Church was open.

This was interfering with the plans of the Great Reset global oligarchy to bring forth the Antichrist.

Amadeus entered the Church where the service was said by one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists the Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who also happened to be the parish Vicar.

As he sat down, two elderly ladies in front of him were whispering to one another, “I see the Saudi Royal Family is joining with Pope Francis and Boris Johnson to bring forth the Antichrist and his Mark of the Beast global vaccine passport by saying that only those who have been vaccinated twice with the vaccine will be allowed to go on pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina.”

“The Devil is everywhere,” the other lady whispered.

A Metropolitan London policeman who had stuck his head in through the door retreated when the woman made her remark.

The service then started.

During the sermon Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds announced, “Hans Kung the dissident Swiss Catholic theologian, whose writings were censured by the Vatican under Pope John Paul II and CDF (Congregation For The Doctrine of The Faith) head Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, has died today at the age of 93. Let us pray that he repented of his sins and errors and embraced the true Catholic Christian Faith before he died so he won’t spend all of Eternity languishing in eternal Hellfire.”

“Amen,” said Amadeus Emanon and the two ladies sitting in front of him.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was taking Miss Sherrielock Holmes’ orange tabby cat Mr. Truffles for a walk as Sherrielock would be busy at work tonight.

Renfield sat down on a bench and started to recite Edward Lear’s poem The Owl and The Pussycat to Mr. Truffles.

Suddenly a gunshot came out of nowhere and almost hit Mr. Truffles.

Renfield chased after the assailant and brought him down tying him up.

Later in the interrogation dungeon of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s West London mansion, Renfield questioned the assailant.

“I’m a Neo-Bolshevik Communist,” said the man proudly.

“Who do you work for?” Renfield inquired.

“The American FBI,” answered the man.

The answer did not surprise Renfield as today’s FBI and CIA were positively crawling with Neo-Bolshevik Communists.

“Why did you try to kill Mr. Truffles?” Renfield asked.

“I didn’t,” the FBI agent replied, “I was trying to kill you but I was startled by a jack rabbit and I misfired.”

“Like this jack rabbit?” Renfield showed the FBI agent a photo of Jack O’ Hare a wild hare jack rabbit who used to live in the back yard of a geopolitical analyst friend of his.

“That’s the one,” the FBI agent nodded.

“Well done, Jack,” Renfield called out the dungeon window.

Jack O’ Hare perked up his ears and British actor David Jason said “Thanks” as he walked by.

“Why did you want to kill me?” Renfield asked as he took a sip from his cup of Earl Grey tea and took a bite of cheese on toast.

“Because you’re a threat to the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Great Reset New World Order,” seethed the FBI agent.

“You’ve got a point there,” Renfield felt the FBI agent’s head in the manner of a well-known 19th Century Armenian phrenologist whose name Renfield had currently forgotten.

“I know,” the agent laughed.

“Did you know that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II gave me a licence to kill a la James Bond 007 after I saved one of her Welsh corgis from drowning in a swimming pool?” Renfield put some butter on his slice of toast.

“I did not know that,” the FBI agent shrugged, “Why? Are you planning to kill me?”.

The FBI agent laughed uproariously.

Renfield pulled out his gun, pointed it at the man’s head, pulled the trigger and blew the man’s head off.

“Yes, in answer to your question,” Renfield put the gun back in his holster.

He got on the phone to Set Enterprises Laboratories and asked them to send over some man-eating nanorobots aka nanobots to eat the man’s body and lick up all the blood.

“The vampire Set doesn’t like his dungeon floor looking like a mess,” Renfield explained.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 6th
2021.

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Zombie Nosferatu Major League Baseball

April 5, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sports, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) ()

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a podcast on this Monday evening.

Renfield read his script as he sipped a glass of brandy, “Antichrist worshipping Georgia senator and satanic Rev. Raphael Warnock the warlock denied the literal Resurrection of Christ in his Easter Sunday sermon.
He was denounced as a heretic by lawyer Jenna Ellis.
Blithering idiot and MSNBC resident airhead Joy Reid rushed to the apostate Rev. Warnock’s defense.
Snivelling to Jenna Ellis in an airheaded tweet, “Madame, I’m gonna take Rev. Warnock’s word as a Pastor and a scholar on the Word over yours, if you don’t mind” pointing out that Rev. Warnock is the senior pastor of the late Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s former church.
Ignoring the fact that the terms “Scholar” and “Democratic Party politician” are mutually exclusive of one another, the fact that Rev. Warnock the warlock is senior pastor of Martin Luther King Jr.’s Church doesn’t mean dick (and we’re not talking Cressida the Fascist female police commissioner of the Metropolitan London Police Service here).
Saint Peter once called Jesus “the Christ, the Son of the Living God” and today we have sitting on the Throne of Peter someone who once told an Italian journalist back in 2018 that “when Jesus became Incarnate as Man, He ceased to be God.”
Just because a Church once had an illustrious predecessor doesn’t mean that its current occupant isn’t a heretic and a twit.”

Renfield then went on to his next story.

On the screen behind him was a a photo of 8 “Night of The Living Dead” style zombies wearing 1919 Chicago White Sox uniforms and having the caption 8 Men Way Out above them and the caption Field of Nightmares below them.

“Well the latest North American professional sports league to have its brains eaten by zombies and become “woke” as a result is Major League Baseball which is going to boycott the All-Stars Professional Baseball Game in Atlanta, Georgia because the Georgia government recently passed a law making it a requirement for a voter to have valid ID in order to be able to vote in an election in Georgia.
Major League Professional Baseball, as a result of being brain dead and “woke”, has denounced the voter ID requirement law as being “racist”.
The only person stupid enough to believe that having a valid ID card in order to vote is “racist” would be a white leftist liberal.
Which explains why the white leftist liberals were in fact the first ones to come up with this absurd assertion.
White liberals (most of whom secretly believe that all blacks are stupid and are incapable of getting through life without the help of they- the white liberal self-proclaimed saviours) do not think that blacks are capable of reading and writing and filling out an application for a valid ID card on their own.
Thus to have a valid ID card in order to vote is “racist” in the white liberal’s way of thinking or rather way of NOT thinking.
And those who are non-white and agree with the white liberal’s way of NOT thinking, then judging them by the content of their character and not the colour of their skin, sad to say these people are idiots who have chosen to have their lips surgically attached to the buttocks of the corrupt, graft ridden and pedophilia promoting U.S. Democratic Party machine.
And on a final note, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Major League Baseball announced that it would be boycotting the All-Stars Baseball Game in Atlanta on the day right after it announced that it had signed a very lucrative financial deal for broadcast rights in Asia with the huge Communist China telecoms giant corporation TenCent (which is definitely worth an infinite amount more than 10c).
TenCent is well known for its close ties to the CCP government in Beijing.
And as we all know the CCP wants a “woke” brain dead zombie America.
Because as the Big Bad Wolf dressed as Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother might put it, “The better it is to control you, my dear.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday April 5th
2021.

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Mephistopheles and Baal Outside Jerusalem

April 4, 2021 at 10:03 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

On a hilltop outside Jerusalem almost 2000 years ago.

“He seems to have risen from the dead,” Baal remarked wistfully.

“This wasn’t exactly part of our plans,” Mephistopheles replied.

“Who’s going to tell him?” Baal spoke of His Most Luciferic and Satanic Majesty.

“Let’s see who draws the shortest straw,” Mephistopheles walked over to a camel carrying a pile of straw on his back.

“Who will draw the straw first?” Baal asked.

“Age before beauty,” Mephistopheles bowed and stepped aside leaving Baal to do the initial honours.

Baal drew a straw.

“Now, my turn,” Mephistopheles drew a straw.

The camel fell down and writhed in agony after Mephistopheles drew a straw.

“That appears to be the straw that broke the camel’s back,” Mephistopheles remarked.

“Trying to coin a new saying are you?” Baal was sarcastic as he looked at the two straws in comparison and then uttered “Shit!”.

Beelzebub (whose name meant “Lord of the Flies” but was really just a nice way of saying “Lord of The Dung Heap”) arrived on the scene after Baal said “Shit!” thinking that Baal had called him.

“I got the short end of the straw,” said Baal and handed the short straw to Beelzebub.

“What do you want me to do with this?” Beelzebub asked.

“Take it to our lord,” Baal said in reference to His Most Luciferic and Satanic Majesty, “and tell him that He (Christ the enemy of the fallen angels and the demons) has risen from the dead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Easter Sunday
Sunday April 4th
2021.

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The One and The Many

April 3, 2021 at 10:26 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

London art and antiques curator Dashwood Forrest was sitting in his office at the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London prior to a meeting.

He was listening to the news on the radio read by British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Last night two London policemen stopped a Good Friday liturgy from being said in the Polish Catholic Christ the King parish in London.
Two policemen entered the sanctuary without showing any respect for the religious ceremony, marched to the altar and threatened the faithful with fines and even arrest if they remained in the Church.
The priest (showing the spineless courage of most UK Catholic bishops) asked the faithful to obey and the congregation left the church.”

Forrest turned off the radio and put on the TV to listen to the BBC World News read by Geeta Guru-Murthy.

The anchorwoman was reading a similar story, “And after the incident at Christ the King Polish Catholic Parish, another pair of London policemen went to the Anglo-Catholic Parish of Saint Genevieve in West London where a Good Friday service was being held by the parish’s vicar Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds in disobedience to recent decrees by the Archbishop of Canterbury.
When they announced they would fine and arrest anyone who remained in the Church, they were immediately set upon and beat up by British MP Renfield R. Renfield who was attending the service with his friend Amadeus Emanon a member of the parish congregation.
Both policemen were rushed to hospital where they are reported to be in comatose condition.”

As Metropolitan London’s Fascist Police Commissioner Cressida Dick (who had spent most of the past 24 hours enrolled in a Zoom seminar examining the benefits of the Big Brother system written about in George Orwell’s novel 1984) came to her office, she was informed that two of her Metropolitan London Fascist policemen were in hospital in a “non-medically induced coma”.

Dashwood Forrest was then reading on his computer the latest statistics from the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia.

Statistics that would no doubt go unreported by the mainstream news media.

The report was on the number of vaccine deaths (deaths caused by vaccines) in the first quarter of 2021.

The report was then compared with the number of vaccine deaths (deaths caused by vaccines) in the first quarter of 2020.

The number of deaths caused by vaccines from January 1st 2020 to March 31st 2020 was 36 deaths.

The number of deaths caused by vaccines from January 1st 2021 to March 31st 2021 was 2,213.

That is a 6000% increase in the number of deaths caused by vaccines for the first quarter this year compared with the same quarter last year.

He could well imagine his friend Renfield saying, “Gee, I wonder what vaccines they’ve introduced to the market in the space of one year that’s suddenly causing a massive increase in the number of deaths caused overall by vaccines?”.

At that moment, his friend Renfield rang the doorbell of the gallery.

Forrest opened it and let the MP in.

“I understand you have something to show me,” said Renfield.

“Yes, it’s a fragment of an ancient Latin parchment under glass,” Forrest took him over to the glass display case.

Renfield (whose Latin was as rusty as that of the late British Prime Minister Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill) read the English translation on the outside of the display case, THE ONE MADE A SACRIFICE FOR THE MANY AND SOMEDAY THE MANY SHALL MAKE A SACRIFICE FOR THE (ONE).

“Why is the One in the latter part of the quote in parentheses?” Renfield inquired.

“A friend of mine from the Faculty of Classics at Cambridge University examined the fragment and thinks it’s part of a lost manuscript written by Saint Augustine when he was making the transition from Neo-Platonism to Christianity,” Forrest explained, “The One was the name of the deity in Neo-Platonism and Augustine was using that title for Christ in this statement. The One in parentheses in the English translation is a counterfeit One. Hence the parentheses. The Antichrist in the Classics scholar’s opinion. Just as Christ sacrificed Himself for many (“This is my Blood of the New Covenant which is shed for you and for many” as Christ told His Apostles at the Last Supper) so someday many will have to be sacrificed in order to bring about the arrival of the counterfeit One- the Antichrist.”

“That is interesting,” Renfield nodded, “Christ sacrificed Himself to save many. And someday many will have to be sacrificed to bring forth the One- the Counterfeit “One” – the Antichrist. And the past couple of years all public memorials of Christ’s Sacrifice for the Many have been banned, harrassed or discouraged all over the planet. And people are dying from a virus released by a Chinese Commie lab. And who knows how many are going to die from the supposed antidote for it. Maybe enough deaths to bring about the arrival of the counterfeit One.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday April 3rd
2021.

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Claudia’s Silence

April 2, 2021 at 10:22 pm (Short Story)

As he came through the door, he noticed his wife.

She turned her back on him.

It was going to be one of those days.

No doubt she was angry at him for ignoring her advice this morning.

She retreated to her own room.

He sat down and read the news of the day.

Most of it bad.

Hard to be a politician these days.

He soon found his reading disturbed by people who had come to his door that his servant had let in.

Representatives of the local religious authorities.

They were complaining about an inscription he had written.

He just sent them away with a wave of his hand.

Another man came to his door.

Wanting the release of the body of the criminal that had been executed that day.

He granted the release.

The servant rang the dinner bell.

He went to the dining room and ate dinner with his wife.

Claudia was silent all throughout the meal.

When the meal was over, Claudia again went to her room.

As for Claudia’s husband, he went on to the balcony and looked at the stars.

He thought back to the day’s events.

His wife sending him a message just before a trial he presided over began, “Have nothing to do with that just man. I have had many troublesome dreams this day because of him.”

The representatives of the local religious authorities appearing to him and complaining, “Write not on his cross, Jesus of Nazareth King of the Jews in Hebrew, Greek and Latin. Rather write Jesus of Nazareth, He Who Claimed To Be King of the Jews.”

He dismissed them with a wave of his hand saying, “What I have written, I have written.”

And then a counsellor, a member of the Sanhedrin, named Joseph of Arimathea coming to him and asking that Jesus’ body be released to him.

Which he granted.

As he stood up looking at the stars and the sky, he recalled something that a man who had been a visitor to the city of Athens had once said to him.

Apparently in addition to altars built to the various gods and goddesses of Olympus, the people of Athens also had an inscription TO THE UKNOWN GOD.

Who was this Unknown God he wondered as he looked up at the stars and the sky?

Oh well, perhaps in the next life, in what lay beyond death, he might meet this Unknown God.

He doubted very much he would ever meet this Unknown God in this life.

So thought Pontius Pilate.

-A short story written by Christopher
Good Friday, Friday April 2nd 2021.

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Miranda Singh Raids The Gates of Hell Zoo

April 1, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his podcasts.

“Well,” Renfield began, “The Easter weekend is coming up and so naturally the world’s governments and health “experts” are suddenly discovering a surplus of cases of the various variants of Covid-19 that health “experts” suddenly discovered when the original Covid-19 virus suddenly seemed to be winding down. Ending the lockdown of most inhabitants of the planet and allowing the world a return to pre-March 2020 normality was definitely not in the cards as far as the Great Reset global oligarchy was concerned. Multitudes of people brainwashed by the mainstream media (who are not true journalists but are nothing more than the paid prostitutes and whores of the world’s global oligarchs) think that this all has to do with “health” or if they believe the current Vatican administration’s blathering “climate change”. This has nothing to do with “health” or “climate change”. It has to do with setting up a totalitarian one-world government under the control of the world’s global oligarchs.
As can be seen by the fact that 24 world leaders including Britan’s own brainless Boris Johnson just penned a declaration calling for a Global Pandemic Treaty. This treaty, if formally signed and implemented, will be the first step towards a one-world government. Now, John Lennon’s song Imagine has a nice melody and tune to it but don’t let that nice melody and tune suck you into the “Imagine no countries” scenario that the Great Reset global oligarchy has got planned for you, your family and your loved ones.
The line “Imagine there’s no heaven” will definitely have truth to it because there is nothing heavenly about the global oligarchs’ Great Reset plans.
“No Hell below us” will definitely be true as well because the Great Reset global oligarchs will have brought Hell up to the Earth’s surface for all to enjoy.
The first taste of Hell they’ve already unleashed on the world through Xi Jinping’s and the CCP’s Wuhan Institute of Virology.
Lo and behold! the CCP’s puppets on the executive of WHO (World Health Organization) couldn’t discover what was behind the origin of the Covid-19 virus in their recent joke of an investigation.
Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus the Tigray People’s Liberation Front Ethiopian Communist head of WHO should be shot by firing squad in my humble opinion (I don’t hold the same limp wristed pansy position on capital punishment as that held by Pope Francis) along with that obnoxious idiot Dr. Anthony Fauci who can’t even remember the numbered names of the numerous variants of Covid-19 virus that are supposedly out there when questioned by Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul.
Interestingly enough the proposed fine print of the Global Pandemic Treaty is proposed to be unveiled at this coming G-7 Summit to be held in June in Cornwall, England.
And Cornwall is the place where tradition holds that King Arthur was conceived – at Tintagel Castle in Cornwall.
King Arthur who spent his life battling demon possessed warriors and invading forces.
History seems to have come full circle.

. . .

The demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod were walking through Saint Peter’s Basilica.

“Nice that we’re able to walk through Saint Peter’s Basilica on Maundy Thursday or Holy Thursday,” Nimrod commented as he licked an ice cream cone with his long tongue, “How are we able to do that?”.

“Well, the fact that Hecate’s skull was buried here around the time the document Amoris Laetitia was released and Hecate’s black cat familiar Amorous Laetitia did a dance around the High Altar at the time in honour of the Greek goddess of witchcraft helped,” Asmodeus sipped his cappucino, “along with the fact that an idol of the Inca Earth Mother Goddess Pachamama was brought into the Basilica at the Amazon Synod back in October 2019 and Pope Francis has recently forbidden priests to say private Masses in the chapels here (and many of those priests were saying private Masses according to the Tridentine Latin Mass liturgy which His Most Luciferian and Satanic Majesty hates) so all that allows us to walk through here with impunity.”

. . .

Set Enterprises secret agent Miranda Singh had discovered information about an experimental animal farm in northern England.

The name of the animal farm was the Gates of Hell Zoo.

The zoo was said to be financed by an American couple with the last name of Gates.

A vaccine was to be given to the animals there to turn them all into zombie nosferatu.

Miranda Singh arrived there with an army of gnomes and knocked out the guards with Cadbury Rocher Tesla Knockout Laser Rays.

The animals were then freed.

Miranda Singh after all the animals were freed from the Gates of Hell Covid-1984 Experimental Animal Farm in northern England

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday April 1st
2021

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Jack The Ripper Nosferatu

March 31, 2021 at 10:22 pm (Detective story, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield received an email from Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol.

Whitstable was doing research into Count Orlok Nosferatu the bald-headed vampire who was the subject of F.W. Murnau’s 1922 German Expressionist silent film Nosferatu.

Whitstable had come across a diary from 1888 in which Count Orlok Nosferatu claimed that he had turned the man Scotland Yard called Jack the Ripper into a nosferatu back in the spring of 1888.

And that the murders of the Ripper’s Autumn of Terror in London in the late summer and early autumn of 1888 was Jack the Ripper going through an intense blood lust common to beginning nosferatu.

As he matured in his nosferatuhood, Jack settled down and just bit women on the neck to remove their blood instead of cutting their throats and removing their internal organs like he did when he was the Leather Apron Whitechapel Murderer of the Autumn of 1888.

After reading the email, Renfield recalled an antique journal that London art gallery curator Dashwood Forrest had come across written by a woman named Colleen Darcy O’ Derby who had apparently worked in a brothel in the seaside town resort of Brighton.

The experience that happened to Miss O’ Derby one spring night in 1889 struck Renfield as being an encounter with a nosferatu.

Renfield rang Forrest up and asked if he could take a look at the journal.

Forrest agreed and Renfield drove over in his 1937 Peugeot 402 Darl’mat to the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery.

Taking a look at the March 31st 1889 Journal entry, Renfield read in Miss Colleen Darcy O’Derby’s own words,

“This Jack as he called himself was a peculiar client.
Peculiar and repugnant.
He had a bald head, an elongated face, a flat nose, sinister lips, a mountainous chin and deadset eyes.
Like a human skull that still had a thin layer of flesh attached to it.
I could not sleep with the man no matter how much he paid me.
I ran from the room.
Along a boardwalked path that still had a chill in the air.
It felt more like winter than spring.
The few trees and few bushes along the path had the look of dead late autumn to them.
I felt like something was behind me.
A giant head without a body.

I turned and that’s exactly what it was.
A giant head without a body.
I screamed.
He gave a leering smile and a body of a caped figure carrying a walking stick suddenly appeared below the giant head as it shrank in size and attached itself to the body of the caped figure carrying the walking stick.
He spoke, in a hiss, like a snake, “I should do to you what I did to those women in Whitechapel last fall.”
I froze.
Was he the Whitechapel Murderer?
Leather Apron?
Jack the Ripper?
“But you’re too beautiful for that,” he grinned like the face of sinister Death as depicted in Churches built during the era of the Black Death.
Fangs protruded from his sinister lips and he bit me on the neck.
I could feel the blood and the life force drifting out of me.
He stopped.
He spoke, “You have only one ounce of blood left my dear. Should I drain it and turn you into a nosferatu? No. No, my dear. Your hair is far too beautiful for that. Baldness does not become you. A mere vampiress you shall be. Not nosferatu.”
And with that, he departed into the dark stormy sky from whence he came.
And I became a vampiress.”

“Very interesting,” Renfield made notes.

He then closed the journal, thanked Dashwood Forrest and returned to his car.

A beautiful woman with beautiful beautiful long long dark hair stood watching him as he got into his 1937 Peugeot 402 Darl’mat Roadster.

She smiled.

Her fangs glistened in the dark.

She put her hands through her long dark luxurious hair and laughed.

She was definitely vampiress.

But not nosferatu.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday March 31st
2021.

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A Tale of Two Viruses

March 30, 2021 at 10:37 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“In the space of one year from March 2020 to March 2021, much of the world has gone from Democracy to Demonocracy.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

While most of the talking heads on mainstream news television continued to blather on about America being the land of the free and the home of the brave, the Biden Administration was going ahead with plans to implement a vaccine passport across the country.

This news was not being reported by fringe “conspiracy theorists” (as the mainstream media likes to label anyone who disagrees with their narrative) but by those bastions of Orwellian Neo-Stalinst orthodoxy (which was the mainstream news narrative in America and throughout the Western world) The Washington Post and CNN.

Two days ago, The Washington Post blathered this headline VACCINE PASSPORTS ARE ON THE WAY, BUT DEVELOPING THEM WON’T BE EASY.

Obviously the Biden Administration would have to go to the History books and examine the way German Nazi efficiency developed a passport document system throughout the Reich New Order that was most of continental Europe in the early years of World War II.

For it was clear that the Biden Administration was incapable of coming up with such a plan themselves (no doubt inspired by their leader who trips over his feet and falls 3 times while going up the steps of Air Force One).

The Washington Post blathered 5 hours ago REPUBLICANS SEEK TO MAKE VACCINE PASSPORTS THE NEXT BATTLE IN THE PANDEMIC CULTURE WARS.

Pandemic Culture Wars? Now there’s a phrase that only a brainless liberal-leftist adherent of Antonio Gramsci’s Cultural Marxism would come up with.

Which explains why The Washington Post came up with it.

Furthermore most Republicans couldn’t care less about opposing a vaccine passport plan.

The way they’ve conducted themselves since last November’s election shows that Republicans are only one wing of what I called years ago the Perpetual War, Pedophilia and Corruption Party with the Democrats being the other wing.

As a friend of mine who’s a Calgary-based geopolitical analyst told me earlier today, “The fact that a total sleazebag like Mitt Romney won the John F. Kennedy Profile In Courage Award is proof positive that one can’t be a satirist anymore.”

John F. Kennedy must be rolling over in his grave.

The equally cultural Marxist and brainless CNN blathered this headline a day ago, BIDEN ADMINISTRATION HELPING DEVELOP STANDARDS TO PROVE VACCINATION.

It’s no wonder that Biden’s vaccine passport program is being dubbed Biden’s Mark of the Beast without “which no man might buy or sell”. Rev. 13:17

-From British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Tuesday night podcast editorial, Tuesday March 30th 2021.

. . .

Jeb was angry.

He walked away from the door of the hall.

He was next in line to enter but security at the door told him that all doses of the vaccine in the hall were used up.

He’d have to come back tomorrow.

Here he had spent a year in lockdown.

He had lost his job.

His rent deferral program would be running out.

Joe Biden and the mainstream media kept telling him that he needed this vaccine for the Covid-19 virus so that things would return to normal.

And the vaccine doses had run out just as he was next.

74-year-old Richard Terrell of Goochland County Virginia probably wished that the doses had run out just before he received his vaccine.

Terrell had received a dose of Johnson & Johnson Covid-19 vaccine earlier this month.

Four days later, Terrell began developing an itchy rash and his skin began to swell, turn red and burn.

After a few days the rash covered his entire body and his skin peeled off.

The 74-year-old was admitted to hospital and spent 5 days at the VCU Medical Centre.

But that story would no doubt go widely unreported on mainstream media.

Jeb was just angry that he didn’t get the vaccine.

He noticed an elderly Asian woman across the street from him.

Jeb seethed.

This was her fault and the fault of others like her.

“Go back to China,” he shouted at her.

The woman who was partially deaf did not hear him and continued walking.

Angry at being ignored, he ran across the street, grabbed the woman and turned her around.

He shouted at her, “You brought this virus to America.”

Jeb then punched her in the face and she fell to the ground.

Some by-standers saw the incident and gave chase.

Jeb quickly ran back across the street and was hit by an oncoming high-speeding car.

As Jeb lay dying on the street, a demon appeared to him.

“Who the Hell are you?” Jeb asked in fright.

“I am Baal-Aeshma-Echthra the demon of hatred,” the demon grinned, “And I would like to congratulate you.”

“Congratulate me for what?” Jeb asked.

“For helping bring my virus to America,” the demon laughed.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday March 30th
2021.

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Yaldabaoth’s Interesting 48 Hours

March 29, 2021 at 10:57 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“I understand Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun has had an interesting 48 hours,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon as they sat down to late evening tea and crumpets in the dining room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal west London mansion.

“He did?” Amadeus bit into a crumpet.

“Yes, yesterday he was almost arrested by Irish Garda police for driving a Catholic priest to his parish church to say public Mass,” Renfield answered.

“Is that a crime?” Amadeus was shocked.

“It is now,” Renfield nodded, “The Antichrist government of the once Catholic nation of Ireland is now the most Antichrist government in Western Europe. They’re recently made it a crime for a priest to leave his home to say a public Mass as well as made it a crime for anyone to leave their home to attend Catholic Mass.”

“How did Yaldabaoth escape the Irish Garda Police?” Amadeus inquired.

“The car Yaldabaoth was driving was a replica of the Batmobile from the 1966-68 television series Batman starring Adam West and Burt Ward (that the little leprechaun won in a Guinness drinking contest a few years back) so he managed to outrun them,” Renfield explained.

“Then what did Yaldabaoth do in his next 24 hours?” Amadeus poured himself a cup of English Breakfast Tea even though he was having late evening tea and crumpets.

“Well, earlier today Yaldabaoth was small enough to fit inside a baby submarine the Seed of Nautilus that succeeded in freeing the 1300 foot Evergreen Marine container ship MV Ever Given that was stuck in the Suez Canal,” Renfield smiled.

“Yaldabaoth was responsible for freeing the Ever Given?” Amadeus was astounded.

“Yes, his mother Sophia the Greco-Egyptian Gnostic goddess of wisdom should be so proud,” Renfield sipped his own cup of English Breakfast Tea.

Meanwhile the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was having a phone conversation with his CEO of Set Enterprises a man called Watson Holmes.

“This is a public relations disaster,” Set wept in his beer, “Our company has baby subs. We could have easily leant Yaldabaoth one when he was doing his deep canal route dive to free the Ever Given that was stuck in the Suez Canal. Instead my rival, sister and sister-in-law the Paris based Egyptian vampiress Isis gets all the glory and publicity for letting Yaldabaoth use her baby sub the Seed of Nautilus ”

“I’m afraid it was that idiot Dr. Marmalade Montague who took the phone call when Yaldabaoth phoned Set Enterprises,” Set Enterprises’ CEO Watson Holmes explained, “Dr. Montague misheard and thought Yaldabaoth was asking for a baby tub to use. And Marmalade said, “Sorry, we have no baby tubs” and hung up the phone.

Meanwhile in Paris, France the Egyptian vampiress Isis (who was worshipped as the goddess of the moon, magic and healing in ancient Egypt and who was Set’s rival, sister and sister-in-law as well as the wife of Osiris and the mother of Horus) was basking in the glory of having had her baby sub the Seed of Nautilus used by Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun in freeing the container ship Ever Given from the Suez Canal.

She was being photographed by the assembled world press.

Egypt’s goddess Isis basking in glory.

It was a good thing for Yaldabaoth that he was still in Egypt.

Otherwise he might have keeled over and died on the spot had he been in Paris and saw the killer outfit that Isis was wearing.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday March 29th
2021.

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