Spanish Archaeologists Believe They Have Discovered Hercules’ Tomb

January 8, 2022 at 9:59 pm (Archaeology, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Science, Sorcery, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Athena the Greek goddess of Wisdom kept calm and watched as Spanish archaeologists claimed they had found the Temple of Hercules

Archaeologists from the University of Seville and the Andalusian Institute of Historical Heritage believe they have discovered the Temple of Hercules Gaditanus.

Using information they obtained from aerial photographs, the researchers found a large rectangular structure submerged in the Bay of Cadiz.

The structure nearly 1000 feet long and 500 feet wide matches the ancient descriptions of the Temple.

The Temple of Hercules Gaditanus is said to have been a columned Temple with an eternal flame, a fire raised on an altar and was maintained day and night by priests.

Greek and Latin records say this is the place where Julius Caesar wept before a representation of Alexander the Great (Caesar having discovered that Alexander was better looking than he was) and where the Carthaginian general Hannibal went to offer thanks for the success of a military campaign a century and a half before Caesar’s sobbing performance.

. . .

The Ontario provincial government’s own data shows that the fully vaccinated make up the majority of Covid-19 hospitalizations in the Canadian province of Ontario.

On January 7th there were 1327 fully vaccinated cases in Ontario hospitals compared with 441 unvaccinated cases.

Despite this, Canada’s brainless Federal Minister of Health Jean-Yves Duclos today called upon Canada’s provincial governments to introduce mandatory vaccination policies.

After making the announcement the words I AM AN APOSTLE OF THE ANTICHRIST appeared written in black ink on Duclos’ forehead and then a frogs’ legs and maple syrup cream pie was thrown in his face by an invisible entity (his bodyguards who had been drinking Harvey Tallbangers claimed it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who threw the cream pie).

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Saturday night podcast,

“Thrice jabbed Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer contracted Covid-19 during a meeting this past Thursday night at which he was promoting mandatory vaccination.
Despite receiving three experimental injections, wearing a protective mask and living in a country with stringent rules and lockdowns during the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday on Friday January 7th 2022.
Nevertheless the Fuhrer wannabe doubled down on his support for compulsory vaccination and told his Austrian subjects to get vaccinated and get a booster.
At the Thursday night meeting, everyone in the room was both doubly vaccinated and thirdly boostered, was wearing masks and social distancing, and lastly Nehammer himself was separated from everyone else by plexiglass screens.
Despite this a virus found its way through and made a mockery of everything that deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians and the brainless mainstream media have been telling the world the past couple of years.
During the Thursday night meeting, Nehammer announced new measures for his subjects in light of the new omicron variant (which so far is proving to be less lethal than the original delta variant) and told the media that the government is working on a draft law to make vaccinations compulsory starting February 1st.
“If businesses do not comply, we will have the power to shut them down,” the Covid infected politician told those present.

“What then is to be done?” Renfield looked at the camera, “We must hang Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer by the neck until dead. And then he’ll never have to worry about catching Covid again.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 8th
2022.

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Poem About Sidney Poitier R.I.P.

January 7, 2022 at 8:43 pm (Film, Movies, News, Poetry) ()

Sidney Poitier (February 20th 1927 – January 6th 2022)

Christ said, “Consider the lilies of the field,
they toil not, they spin not
Yet Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed as one of these”
How fitting that this great actor and man of class
Won an Oscar for a film titled Lilies of The Field.

Guess who’s coming to dinner?
A man who is a scholar and gentleman

A man of considerable talent
A man of great charm and personality
A man who made a difference in the world
A life well lived
And now all we can say is
To Sir with love.

-A poetic tribute to Sidney Poitier
Written by Christopher
Friday January 7th
2021.

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Witchcraft and Sorcery On Sherlock Holmes’ 168th Birthday

January 6, 2022 at 10:41 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Sherrielock Holmes who is Sherlock Holmes’ immortal twin sister (she became immortal after eating Lingzhi supernatural mushrooms something that Sherlock never did) turns 168 today.

Looking wonderful for her age!

Sherrielock Holmes attended an Anglican Church C. Of E. Epiphany service for her birthday today.

Meanwhile witchcraft and sorcery were happening around the world on this night of Epiphany (which is Julian Calendar Christmas Eve in the Byzantine Russian and Ukrainian Orthodox Churches).

The European Council of Catholic Bishops was busy worshipping the demons Baal and Baphomet on this evening.

Archbishop Vinzenzo Paglia the President of the Pontifical Academy For Life was busy kneeling in front of and worshipping a statue of Santa Muerte who is Mexico’s female saint/goddess of death (who is really Samael the Archangel of Death mentioned in the Babylonian Talmud who had become transgendered while living in Mexico in the 1930s and associating with a group of artists that included Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera).

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was being initiated into the Cult of Baphomet.

He was being initiated in a gay bathouse by the transgendered hermaphrodite goat/human hybrid demon Baphomet.

Leaving the gay bathouse after the initiation, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz was like the athlete who joined a gay football team (he went into huddle as a tight end and came out a wide receiver).

After the initiation Sen. Cruz became a Neo-Bolshevik Communist and called the January 6th 2021 protestors a “bunch of violent terrorists who should go to jail for a long long time.”

After making the statement Sen. Cruz had a Gillette shaving cream pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

His drunken bodyguards (whose faces were all covered with boils a situation that had arisen after they all got their third booster shots) who had been drinking Harvey Wallbangers all day swore that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thown the Gillete shaving cream pie into Sen. Cruz’s face.

Meanwhile France’s Neo-Vichy Fascist and Neo-Stalinist hybrid President Emmanuel Macron said the unvaccinated of France should no longer be considered “French citizens”.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield appeared on a pirate French television station channel drinking a glass of Paul Masson Wine and said, “I’ve been saying this since December of 2020 and I will say it again… Emmanuel Macron should be eliminated from the face of the Earth.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday January 6th
2022.

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Lilith and Papal Attack On Israel

January 5, 2022 at 11:54 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

The ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith casting a wiccan spell on the Bergoglioan Vatican which does not believe in the Trinity, the Incarnate Deity of Jesus Christ or the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist

Lilith spent the Eve of Epiphany (on the pre-1969 calendar) casting wiccan spells on the Vatican.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield (reading Set Enterprises Intelligence Report): I wonder what is compelling Pope Francis to convince various Middle Eastern Islamic states to attack Israel?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 5th
2021.

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Light and Shadow

January 4, 2022 at 9:18 pm (Poetry) ()

Sitting in the light
Reaching arm through dark shadows
Grasp flower in light

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221 B Baker Street and The Italy Affair

January 3, 2022 at 10:53 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

“Contessa, Prime Minister Gladstone is at the door,” the butler informed the Contessa.

It was January 3rd 1894.

Or so Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster noticed on the calendar page on the desk in the living room as he noticed the pair in his vision.

“1894,” Michelangelo recalled the year from his History textbook (which was no longer used in the homo sapien public education system), “that was Gladstone’s last year as Prime Minister.”

“Gladstone and the Contessa were discussing Italy,” the ghost of Winston Churchill remarked as he sipped a spectral glass of red wine next to Michelangelo’s aquarium, “Often what was happening in Rome would eventually set the stage for the rest of Europe. Britain ruled the waves and the world but Rome seemed to rule the psyches of Europe.”

“I never could figure out Italian psyches,” the ghost of Sigmund Freud commented.

“Nor I,” Carl Jung’s ghost piped up.

. . .

The ghosts of William Gladstone and Benjamin Disraeli were banging at the door of 221B Baker Street.

Not realizing that Sherlock Holmes no longer lived there anymore.

And in Italy, the ghost of Benito Mussolini was in control of the current Italian government.

. . .

In the meantime, the government of Germany (Italy’s World War II ally) had released data suggesting that most of the fully vaccinated will have full blown Covid-19 vaccine induced acquired immunodefiency syndrome (AIDS) by the end of January 2022.

Naturally this data wasn’t being reported by the brainless mainstream meda.

Evil deranged mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci (an Italian-American physician of ill repute save among morons) was ecstatic upon hearing the news that Germans would be coming down with AIDS.

He would make a fortune from selling his drug AZT in Germany.

Meanwhile Germany’s new Chancellor Olaf Scholz was reading the report that said that the immune systems of the fully vaccinated have already degraded to an average of minus 87%.

Scholz put the report through the paper shredder as the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels applauded.

. . .

Meanwhile as the German people could expect to be keeling over from AIDS by the end of this month, the ghost of Benito Mussolini controlled Italian government in Rome announced last night that the Death Serum would be made obligatory for all over 18 years of age as of January 5th 2022.

A Committee For The Salvation of the Italian Republic was immediately formed which called for the arrest of the current government of Italy.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield approved of the formation of the Committee For The Salvation of The Italian Republic.

Remarked Renfield, “There’s no better place for the current Italian government to be than in jail. Save for the day they’re all hanging from the gallows upside down like Benito Mussolini and his mistress.”

Meanwhile the ghost of Sir Henry Baskerville (who was Sherlock Holmes’ best known client) had sent the ghost of the Hound of the Baskervilles over to attack Fascist pig Dutch police in the City of Amsterdam.

This past weekend Dutch police had set the dogs on anti-lockdown protestors in Amsterdam.

So now with the permission of Persephone the Queen of the Underworld, the Hound of the Baskervilles was returning the favour.

So just as German citizens would soon be dying of AIDS, the Italian government would soon be in jail and then on the gallows, Dutch police in Amsterdam would soon be dying of sulphuric rabies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 3rd
2022.

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A Fat Slob Neo-Fascist Tyrant Gets Stuck In His Bathtub On New Year’s Day

January 2, 2022 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

“Mommy, can I have a bath tonight and go play with my pink rubber ducky named Mr. Nubbs again?” A fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant asked his overdomineering and overbearing mother.

“No, you’ve been playing with Mr. Nubbs in the bathtub much too often lately,” his overbearing mother replied.

“It’s a good thing that this mother and son duo don’t own a motel,” the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock remarked as he observed the scene, “Beautiful young women would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms.”

“I think it’s much more likely that pretty young men would be in danger in the showers of their motel rooms,” the ghost of Liberace commented as he stood doing his impersonation of a teacup.

Mrs. Kenney went upstairs to watch her favourite television show.

Her son Jason Kenney the fat slob Neo-Fascist Premier of Alberta finished his bowl of homemade bat soup and then put down the biography of the late FBI director J. Edgar Hoover that he had been reading.

He felt a sort of kinship and bond with J. Edgar Hoover for whatever reason.

“Jason, put out the lights downstairs when you’re going to bed,” his mother shouted from upstairs.

“Yes, Mommy,” Jason answered.

As Jason walked by his mother’s bedroom, he could hear her snoring.

He quickly grabbed his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs and his radio and went into the bathroom.

He went into the bathtub.

The radio had a news bulletin about Calgary Pastor Arthur Pawlowski and his brother David Pawlowski taking part in a protest against Vaccinazi vaccine mandates in Alberta at the house of Alberta’s Neo-Fascist Health Minister Jason Copping.

Kenney got so angry at the announcement he dropped his rubber ducky and reached for his pink smart phone and called the local SS Gestapo Chief in Calgary to do something.

When he reached for his rubber ducky again, he found he was stuck in the bathtub.

The Neo-Fascist tyrant reached for his smart phone and dialed 911 for help as well as the number of a crane and a tractor trailor towing company.

“Damn,” Kenney thought to himself.

His mother would realize that he took a bath with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs without her permission.

. . .

Here’s the latest statistics from Germany on who’s got the Omicron variant:

In Germany, 70.53% of the population are fully vaxxed, 2.97% are partially vaxxed and 26.5% of the population are unvaxxed.

The unvaxxed have 186 cases of Omicron out of 26.5% of the population.

The fully vaxxed have 4020 cases out of 70.53% of the population.

So the vaxxed Omicron case incidence is 57.0% of the population.

And the unvaxxed Omicron case incidence is 7.02% of the population.

So the vaccinated have an 87.7% lower immune response than the unvaccinated have to Omicron.

This means that the average German is down to the last 12.3% of his or her immune system for fighting certain classes of viruses and certain cancers.

Reducing the world’s population to 500 million as commanded on the Georgia Guidestones is well on its way in Germany.

“Ja,” Hitler’s ghost commented, “Zis is what they get for losing the war. It’s their fault that Germany lost the war. It wasn’t my fault. I was Der Fuhrer. Fuhrers are never to blame for anything.”

“Did I mention the war?” A holographic image of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty asked the question.

Meanwhile tyrannical politicians and deranged medical bureaucrats in the former Western democracies (which are now Vaccinazi regimes paving the way for the Antichrist New World Order) continued to insist that everyone be vaccinated.

. . .

In the City of Calgary, Calgary’s Freemasonic Fascist Police Chief Mark Neufeld had a Peking Duck Cream Pie thrown in his face by an invisible entity.

Members of the Police Service who ran the City Checkstop program (and who had spent the day drinking Harvey Wallbangers) claimed that it was a 6 foot 8 tall purple bunny rabbit with big pink floppety ears who had thrown the Peking Duck Cream Pie at Fascist Neufeld.

The ghost of Gestapo head Heinrich Muller told Neufeld, “I’d give you a towel but I don’t have one.”

In all the commotion, Neufeld had lost his Swastika lapel pin and his SS Death’s Head insignia pin.

“Shit,” Neufeld commented as his underwear did an impersonation of Joe Biden meeting the Pope.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was on the phone with Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit secret agent Miranda Singh.

“Happy New Year, Miranda,” was Renfield’s greeting.

“Happy New Year, Renfield,” Miranda answered.

“So, what news do you bring?” Renfield moved his toy angels towards his toy shepherds in his Nativity scene.

“Apparently the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit did capture on video the scene of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney getting stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubber ducky Mr. Nubbs while his mother was screaming, “What a bad boy you are. Just wait until you get out of that bathtub. Just wait until I get my hands on you. You won’t be able to sit down the entire weekend of the next United Conservative Party leadership review.” And Kenny snivelled, “Please don’t spank me, Mommy. I promise to be good in the future.” as he burst into tears,” Miranda pointed out.

“Good, let’s see what happens if we threaten to release it,” Renfield smiled.

An hour later, Calgary Pastor Art Pawlowski and his brother David were released from jail.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday January 2nd
2021.

Carmen the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit spy in the Canadian province of Alberta heard the screams of Alberta’s fat slob Neo-Fascist tyrant Premier Jason Kenney after he got stuck in the bathtub with his pink rubby ducky Mr. Nubbs.

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Cernunnos The Celtic Stag God and Acheronus The Centaur Hold Archery Tournament

January 1, 2022 at 10:28 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , )

Those who died after being slain by Cernunnos the Celtic stag god and Acheronus the Centaur in their archery tournament found themselves in a very Hot Spot.

And there’d be no Betty Grable, Carole Landis or even 72 dark-eyed virgins available to them where they were going.

It was not really a formal achery tournament that Cernunnos the Celtic stag god and Acheronus the Centaur were engaged in on this New Year’s Day of 2022.

Rather the pair had been convinced by Anubis the son of the London based ancient Egyptian vampire Set to launch a New Year’s Day attack on the source of the Vaccinazi based New World Order.

With arrows dipped in the Hydra’s poisoned blood, Cernunnos attacked the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia.

Several scientists and bureaucats at the CDC were killed.

Naturally the deaths were covered up by the mainstream media almost all of whom were owned by BlackRock and Vanguard the two largest asset management firms in the world.

Their major investors were the Rothschilds, the Italian Orsini family, the American Bush family, the British Royal Family (already in a recent speech Charles the Prince of Wales proposed himself to be the head of a multinational army that would enforce climate change targets all across the globe), the Du Ponts, the Morgans, the Vanderbilts and the Rockefellers.

Senile old fool and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Joe Biden had to have his diaper changed by Jen Psaki upon hearing the news.

As for Acheronus the centaur, he dipped his arrows in the Hydra’s poisoned blood and attacked the National Institute of Health in Bethesda, Maryland killing several scientists and bureaucrats.

Again the BlackRock and Vanguard controlled mainstream media covered up the attack.

Again senile old fool and Neo-Stalinist tyrant Joe Biden had to have his diaper changed by Jen Psaki upon hearing the news.

Baal and Baphomet worshipping Evanjellyfish Dr. Francis Collins, who had just stepped down as Director of the National Institute of Health, had a dream where he was thrown into the Lake of Fire on the Day of Judgment.

“But I considered myself a born-again Christian,” Dr. Francis Collins snivelled as he went down into the flames.

Johnny Cash started to sing a paraphrased version of one of his mortal life’s greatest hits,

“Dr. Francis Collins was cast into a burning lake of fire
and he went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the lake of fire, the lake of fire…”

Set Enterprises Laboratories’ Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had the exact same dream about Dr. Francis Collins.

Gnomes and leprechauns, trained in archery by Chiron the centaur, began attacking offices and laboratories of Pfizer, Moderna, Oxford AstraZeneca and Johnson & Johnson slaying scentists and bureaucrats.

The Greek god Aeschylus who, along with the Renaissance German alchemist Dr. Johann Georg Faust (who had sold his soul to Mephistopheles), had developed the genetic serum “vaccines”, was quite unhappy about the New Year’s Day attacks.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 1st
2022.

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Renfield Spends New Year’s Eve In Moscow

December 31, 2021 at 11:05 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Svetlana Kireeva of the Russian FSB was British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Moscow date on this New Year’s Eve.

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had flown over to Moscow Russia in the London based ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s dirigible airship named THE TSAREVICH ALEXIS.

He was to meet Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB in a classy Moscow restaurant.

Over glasses of wine, Renfield and Svetlana discussed the forging of an alliance between Renfield and Vladimir Putin.

Previously Renfield and Putin had been enemies.

They tried to kill one another on many an occasion.

However now they had a mutual enemy- European Union Vaccinazism.

Renfield was hoping to convince Putin through Svetlana that when Putin invaded Western Ukraine to not stop at Ukraine’s border but continue on and liberate all of the European Union from the totalitarianism of Vaccinazism.

“The only way we can get rid of these petty tyrants and deranged medical bureaucrats throughout the European Union is through armed force,” Renfield noted, “I’d much prefer a Neo-Czarist Russian Imperialism ruling Western Europe than the current hybrid of Neo-Hitlerian Neo-Mussolinian Fascism and Neo-Stalinist Neo-Bolshevik Communism that goes by the name of Vaccinazism.”

“Do you want him to invade Britain as well?” Svetlana purred sensuously.

Renfield put his knife straight up on the table and answered, “Well I’d like you to come to Britain as the new Russian Ambassador but no I’ll take care of Britain if he takes care of the European Union.”

“What do you think Joe Biden would do if this were to occur?” Svetlana smoothed the hem of her dress.

“Well,” Renfield crossed his legs in hopes that no attention would be drawn to himself over his response, “He’ll probably send his Armed Forces Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley (who seems to have more medals on his chest than there were on the chests of Gen. Dwight Eisenhower, Gen. Douglas MacArthur and Gen. George Patton combined) out to make some sort of idiotic statement or other but then do absolutely nothing like he did when he gave $82 billion worth of military equipment and the entire country of Afghanistan over to the Taliban.”

“It’s agreed then,” Svetlana smiled.

Renfield and Svetlana then had fireworks go off on the table as fireworks went off outside.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday December 31st
2021.

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Pan Goatee Receives Calgary’s Citizen of The Year Award From Calgary’s Sir William Wallace Braveheart League

December 30, 2021 at 9:13 pm (Aesthetics) ()

The world’s most beloved and popular genetically created satyr (called a faun by the Ancient Romans) Pan Goatee bows and acknowledges the applause after receiving the Citizen of The Year Award from Calgary’s Sir William Wallace Braveheart League.

As 2021 wound down to its close, Calgary’s Sir William Wallace League of Unvaccinated Bravehearts gave its Citizen of the Year Award to genetically created satyr serial killer Pan Goatee for “his efforts in beautifying Calgary by getting rid of the city’s female uglos and increasing the city’s collective IQ by getting rid of the male morons who either date or marry them”.

Goatee’s receiving the award was condemned by the snivelling cowards and complacent morons in Calgary who follow the Vaccinazi tyrants’ vaccine mandates.

Dr. Anthony Fauci wasn’t happy either.

“This offends me,” Fauci whined, “And being the Apotheosis of Science, I shouldn’t be offended.”

In front of the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium in Calgary, the statue of Scotland’s King Robert The Bruce remarked, “William Wallace paved the way for my victories. If there had been no William Wallace, I probably would never have become King.”

Bruce approved of Pan Goatee as the William Wallace League’s Choice For Calgary’s Citizen of The Year.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 30th
2021.

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