Fifty Shades of Grey Meets Taylor Swift At London Art Gallery

February 12, 2015 at 8:13 pm (Commentary, Entertainment, Literature, Movies, Music, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Fifty Shades of Grey Meets Taylor Swift At London Art Gallery

Renfield R. Renfield was bothered by the fact that he still hadn’t received a reply from Buckingham Palace for the letter he wrote asking them why his name wasn’t included in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours List for this year as Renfield felt he really and truly deserved a knighthood in his own humble opinion.

So Renfield decided to build up publicity for himself among the City of London establishment by getting involved in a charity event for the London Society For The Support of The Arts.

The event was held at a private art gallery in the City of London- the Cirillo Gallery.

Participants were asked to produce works of art that would then be sold at a silent charity auction on the night of the charity event.

Renfield submitted two items- one for the oil painting category and one for the short music video put on DVD category.

For the oil painting category, Renfield painted a very abstract expressionistic painting of the portrait of Dorian Gray (based on Oscar Wilde’s famous novel) that he called 50 Shades of Gray.

For the short music video category, he had covertly shot film footage (with a hidden camera) that he set to the music and voice of Taylor Swift singing “Boys only want love if it’s torture” showing a male British Conservative cabinet minister getting spanked on the bare buttocks while lying over the knee of a tight leather skirt and spiked stiletto wearing beautiful female dominatrix.

The said British Conservative cabinet minister suddenly found himself out of the cabinet and sitting on a large fluffy pillow on the Conservative Party backbenches in Parliament the day after the charity auction.

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 11th

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Haiku About Fifty Shades of Grey

February 11, 2015 at 8:27 pm (Commentary, Entertainment, Humour, Literature, Movies, News, Poetry, Television) (, , , , )

Haiku About Fifty Shades of Grey

Brian Williams says
“Don’t use hair dye” but rinse shows
fifty shades of grey

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