When In Rome Do As The Werewolves Do

October 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm (The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

At the door of Set’s colossal London mansion, Renfield was signing for an extremely long package from Purolator courier.

“What’s inside?” Amadeus asked while eating a chocolate eclair.

“The body of the Were-Zomb-ire,” Renfield replied as he opened it.

“It’s dead again?” Amadeus wiped some chocolate off his mouth.

“Yes, it got electrocuted yesterday after it tripped over a black cat and fell into a large fount of Holy Water in the Vatican garden,” Renfield answered.

“I wonder how it got to Rome?” Amadeus reached into a box and helped himself to his 25th chocolate eclair of the day.

“Moloch the demon took possession of its body and then used the creature’s bat wings to fly to Rome,” Renfield answered.

“Wow,” Amadeus looked at the body of the Were-Zomb-ire in the very long box, “when Purolator says they can deliver anything, they really mean it.”

“Of course they do,” Renfield laughed, “how do you think I manage to get the products grown on my cocaine field in Colombia past U.S. customs.”

“Really?” Amadeus momentarily stopped eating his 25th chocolate eclair of the day.

“Really,” Renfield nodded.

“Wow,” Amadeus continued eating his 25th chocolate eclair of the day.

“So I wonder what the poor demon Moloch will do since his host body of the Were-Zomb-ire has died?” Renfield started to read the Last Rites from the Necronomicon over the creature’s body.

* * *

Welsh Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was in Rome on a mission for the British government.

He was to meet a representative of the Libyan Transitional Council in Rome and sign an agreement with the new Libyan government.

Rhys Petley was also a werewolf- a malady he suffered from ever since he was bitten by the demon Rahu many months ago.

This particular variation of the lycanthropy gene he received through the bite could turn him into a werewolf at any time- not only during the full moon.

While sitting in a cybercafe in Rome and watching a YouTube video of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who looked a lot like Salma Hayek) in a low-cut red evening dress administering a bare-bottom spanking to vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who lay across her lap, Magog Rhys Petley felt himself becoming sexually aroused.

He also felt himself turning into a werewolf.

After he turned into a werewolf which seemed to empty the cybercafe for some reason sending patrons screaming out into the street, Magog also felt some strange alien force trying to take possession of his body.

To be continued.

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