Germany’s Chancellor of Evil A₱₱ointed 90 Years Ago Today
It was 90 years ago today (on January 30th 1933) that Adolf Hitler was a₱₱ointed Chancellor of Germany by German ₱resident Field Marshal ₱aul von Hindenburg.
Austrian Catholic Bishops’ Conference and EU Commission President Go Nazi
The ghost of Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler was addressing the Austrian Catholic Bishops’ Conference to a standing ovation.
“Ja,” Hitler told the brainless zombie bishops, “You must tell people the government is right to introduce compulsory vaccinations. Despite the massive overwhelming evidence that vaccines kill people (or if you follow U.S. NRA reasoning, “Vaccines don’t kill people, it’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates, deranged medical bureaucrats, tyrannical politicians, what that Churchillian anti-Nazi Renfield calls the brainless mainstream media, Pfizer, Moderna, Astrozenica, Johnson & Johnson and Pope Francis’ edicts that kill people”), the Austrian government says that everyone must be vaccinated and the Austrian government are all honourable men. For they are Neo-Nazis and Neo-Fascists and these are all honourable men. But you must tell people they are wrong for suggesting that the current Austrian government is Neo-Nazi and Neo-Fascist. Only tell them after they get their 666th booster shot. For by then it will be too late.”.
The bishops whistled and danced and sung and applauded Hitler.
“Anschluss Forever” they sang in a bad Geman speaking parody of that old Canadian patriotic song The Maple Leaf Forever.
. . .
Despite lying American assholes such as Dr. Anthony Fauci telling people that the genetic serums (called “vaccines”) weren’t violations of the Nuremberg Code (the post World War II code regarding scientific experimentation on humans and voluntary consent), European Commission President Ursula Van Der Leyen was a bit more honest about the purpose of the Covid-19 vaccines telling the press this past December 1st that she is in favour of discarding the long standing Nuremberg Code and forcing people to get vaccinated against Covid against their will.
When Ursula Van Der Leyen looked into the mirror after this talk, she smiled broadly as she noticed an Adolf Hitler style moustache growing beneath her nose.
. . .
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British MP Renfield R. Renfield sighed when he heard the news that what used to be “conservative Catholic Poland” was following in the footsteps of Neo-Nazi and Neo-Fascist Germany and Austria and starting to introduce vaccine mandates.
The first mandate was for teachers, the military, medical professionals, police officers and fire fighters to be vaccinated or else.
Said Renfield, “I don’t think Putin when he invades Ukraine should stop at the Ukrainian border. I think he needs to invade all of Europe and liberate the continent from Vaccinazism.”
-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Wednesday December 8th
2021.
A clairvoyant circa 1910 foresees two future Reichs rising- a Third Reich of the Nazis and a Fourth Reich of the Vaccinazis.
85th Anniversary of The Opening of The 1936 Berlin Summer Olympic Games
It was 85 years ago today that the 1936 Summer Olympic Games opened in Berlin, Germany the emerging capital of a supposedly 1000 year Third Reich.
Fuhrer Adolf Hitler presided over the opening ceremony to turn it into a centerpiece for Nazi propaganda and German supremacy.
Winston Churchill (then a backbench Bitish MP) had sent over a female British secret agent Erica Munro to try to seduce Hitler at the games opening ceremony (the final result of this encounter Churchill had hoped would be Der Fuhrer drinking a heavily laced poisoned cup of tea whereupon the claws of the Valkyries would deliver old Adolf into the jaws of Cerberus).
A 1930s rare colour photograph of British secret agent Erica Munro as she looked and the way she was dressed at the 1936 Summer Olympic Games opening ceremony in Berlin, Germany.
The plot did not come to pass.
The seduction of Adolf Hitler failed.
Winston Churchill looked at the photograph of Erica Munro as news reached him of the failed seduction attempt.
“How is it possible that my plan failed?” Churchill asked his wife Clementine as he looked at the photograph, “You don’t suppose that old Adolf is a puffter and a brown hatter do you?”.
“Well,” Clementine remarked wryly, “Judging from the way your umbrella is standing at the moment, we know you certainly aren’t.”
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 1st
2021.
Hecate and Hitler
Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft
It was the Feast Day of Saint Nicholas.
Not that German National Socialist Workers Party leader Adolf Hitler paid much attention to Catholic saints.
He was more interested in worshipping the heroes and gods of the ancient Germanic/Nordic pantheon.
However last night which was Krampusnacht (Krampus Night December 5th), Krampus the half-demon half-goat had put a whole bunch of Nazis in his sack and carried them down to Hell.
It was the latest in a series of setbacks for the Nazis during this year of 1932.
Back in the April 10th 1932 run-off German Presidential election, Hitler had lost to Independent incumbent President Marshall Paul von Hindenburg.
Then in the recent November 6th 1932 German Federal Election, the Nazis saw their share of the vote fall by 4% while the Communist Party of Germany saw a slight increase.
The Nazis lost 34 seats in the Reichstag while the Communists gained 11 seats.
It looked like the Nazis’ chances of being able to form a coalition government in the Reichstag had gone down the drain.
And now Krampus had carried a whole bunch of Nazi Brownshirts down to Hell in his sack for bad boys and girls and evil doers.
What was a modern day Frederick Barbarossa and a modern day Wagnerian hero of Siegfried to do?
Hitler entered his drawing room and was shocked to see a beautiful woman sitting there:
Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft
“Who are you?” Hitler asked.
“I am Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft,” the nocturnal deity in her beautiful maiden form answered.
“What do you want?” Hitler asked.
“What would you give me if I helped make you Chancellor of Germany?” Hecate inquired.
“What do you want in return for that?” Hitler queried back.
Hecate told him.
Hecate: The Greek goddess of witchcraft
She made Hitler an offer he couldn’t refuse.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday December 6th
2020.
80th Anniversary of Nazi Germany’s Invasion of Poland
80th Anniversary of Nazi Germany’s Invasion of Poland
Eighty years ago today at dawn on the morning of September 1st 1939, the German Luftwaffe (Air Force) bombed the Polish city of Wielun a town with no military significance whatsoever. Its sole purpose was to sow terror among Poland’s civilian population. Thousands of people died in the bombings.
At the same time in the Polish coastal city of Gdansk, Nazi German battleships attacked the Polish military base of Westerplatte in that city.
In Warsaw at the same time, a group of men in black who were Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau and some of his associates had raided the palatial estate of the Polish vampiress Countess Elena Dubrovna and were looking for her coffin hoping to take her back to Berlin where Heinrich Himmler and Der Fuhrer might make use of her.
They couldn’t find her.
. . .
On January 25th 1938, Heinrich Himmler the head of the SS had given the order for 12 SS officers to perform the ultimate sacrifice for the Fatherland.
They were to allow themselves to be beheaded and their heads would be kept alive in laboratories.
Their heads and minds would concentrate on developing their psychic powers and try to reach a level where they would be able to communicate with the Ascended Masters of the Himalayas who were the progenitors of the Aryan race according to Nazi SS teaching.
On February 14th 1938, the 12 SS officers were finally selected and they were subsequently beheaded after a night of tantric sex with the most luscious and lovely Aryan maidens.
On Lammas Night August 1st 1939, the 12 heads were overshadowed by the Ascended Masters who told Himmler that now was the time to invade Poland.
Himmler communicated the message to Der Fuhrer.
Arrangements were made for a non-aggression pact to be signed with the Soviet Union on August 23rd 1939.
On September 1st 1939, Poland was invaded by the forces of the Third Reich.
World War II had officially begun.
. . .
In London, England on September 1st 2019, an official of Germany’s Federal Intelligence Service (BND) was meeting with an official of Russia’s Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR).
Said a shocked Comrade Stroganoff to a smiling Herr Hanover, “You mean those 12 SS heads are still alive today?”.
“They are,” Herr Hanover nodded.
“Where are they?” Comrade Stroganoff asked.
“Attached to tubes and wires and bubbling away on Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in New Mexico,” Herr Hanover downed a shooter called Doctor Frankenstein.
“On Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch?” Comrade Stroganoff was flabbergasted, “What was a person of Jewish ancestry doing with the living disembodied heads of 12 SS officers who were beheaded way back in 1938?”.
“You might as well ask what was a person of Jewish ancestry like Jeffrey Epstein doing utilizing a eugenics breeding program to create a master race on his Zorro Ranch? Similar to a eugenics breeding program envisioned by the likes of SS leader Heinrich Himmler?” Herr Hanover shrugged, “The guy was a nut case as well as a pervert.”
“Do the Americans know about the 12 SS officers’ living disembodied heads on Epstein’s Zorro Ranch?” Stroganoff asked.
“No,” Herr Hanover shook his head, “Otherwise the place would have been raided now by American authorities. Girls being raped by perverts and pedophiles isn’t enough to send the FBI crawling over the ranch with a fine tooth comb. But if a source of esoteric power capable of communicating with higher beings in another dimension was known to be on the ranch, all manner of U.S. government agencies would be falling over one another trying to find the heads.”
“So it’s agreed then that Germany and Russia will share the heads after our joint forces clandestinely raid the ranch?” Said Stroganoff.
“Ja,” Hanover answered in the German affirmative, “Six for us. And six for you.”
Former DARPA contract assassiness Panty Goatee watched the two intelligence officers sitting in their outdoor cafe sidewalk chairs from nearby stairs.
She reached under her skirt, pulled out a gun that sat just above her pantyhose line and shot both intelligence operatives dead.
She then met with Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in a nearby cocktail lounge where she related what she had overheard.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 1st
2019.
Hitler’s Ghost Views Paris and The Eiffel Tower As Amadeus and Angelique Make Out
Hitler’s Ghost Views Paris and The Eiffel Tower As Amadeus and Angelique Make Out
Amadeus Emanon and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont were spending a romantic getaway in Paris France 🇫🇷.
The vampiress had stocked up on Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s special sunblock which prevented vampiresses from being fried to a crisp in the daylight sun.
They boated along the Seine River and lunched in elegant Parisienne street cafes as artists painted their portraits.
They watched someone wearing a Donald Trump mask dive into the river and announce to the world, “It’s official. I’m in Seine.”
They visited Notre Dame Cathedral and kissed under one of the gargoyles.
Not since the Hunchback of Notre Dame had lit up the night with Esmeralda the gypsy had the gargoyle seen such action.
Amadeus and Angelique then went to a spot with a great view of the Eiffel Tower and made out there.
Moments before, Amadeus had received a text message from his friend the British MP Renfield R. Renfield pointing out that today was the 79th Anniversary of the signing of the Nazi-Soviet Pact.
Renfield said he had just posted a message on the timeline of Vladimir Putin’s Facebook page to that effect and got a bunch of Russian 🇷🇺 expletives hurled at him in return.
And speaking of Nazis, Hitler’s Ghost had temporarily left the body of the grey wolf he was possessing and was walking in astral spirit form through the streets of Paris recounting memories of his glorious triumphal trip to Paris on June 28th 1940 after he had conquered the French nation.
He stood alongside Amadeus and Angelique as they looked at their tourist maps (fearing that Trump’s NSA would monitor the GPS on their smart phones) and stood looking out at the city before he then turned and gazed at the Eiffel Tower.
He then looked at Amadeus and Angelique who had dropped their tourist maps and were now kissing.
“Oh,” Der Fuhrer mused aloud to himself, “to be alive and young and in Paris.”
Coincidentally at that very same moment, Donald Trump was saying the exact same thing as he was watching an old reality TV show with Paris Hilton on Netflix.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 23rd
2018.
Reblog- Night of The Unknown Light: The Dark Sun Becomes Manifest
A vampire novel chapter I wrote 2 years ago last month featuring Adolf Hitler and a mysterious dark sun in the night sky that was alluded to in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Night of The Unknown Light: The Dark Sun Becomes Manifest
The date was January 25th 1938.
It was just a little after 6 PM.
The location was The Berghof the Berchtesgaden chalet home of German Fuhrer Adolf Hitler located in the Bavarian Alps.
Hitler was examining some documents handed to him by a member of the Nazi Occult Bureau the Ahnenerbe.
The Ahnenerbe representative was one Franz Kohler.
“What are these?” Hitler asked.
“They are translations of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs telling of a myth about the Egyptian sun god Ra that has never been mentioned in most history books,” Kohler explained to the Fuhrer.
“And what is this myth mentioned in the hieroglyphs?” Hitler asked.
“That the Egyptian sun god Ra walked around in the dark of night and was unseen,” Kohler replied.
“That is a curious myth,” Hitler acknowledged, “a sun god walking around at night and not being…
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The Wolfman and Joseph Stalin
The Wolfman and Josef Stalin
It was Christmas 1941 and Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler was enjoying a private screening of the recently released 1941 American horror film The Wolfman with Lon Chaney Jr. in the title role.
“What a delightful film,” Der Fuhrer purred as he wiped sauerkraut off his lips with his napkin, “it makes me glad that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and not Hollywood.”
“Indeed,” Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels agreed as he swallowed a huge German sausage.
“I have something I’d like to show your Excellency,” the Ahnenerbe scientist Dr. Fritz Falkenberg stated.
“Please, I’ve looked at enough German sausages tonight,” Der Fuhrer remarked as he sipped a pinkish fruit cocktail.
“No,” Dr. Falkenberg spoke an incantation and the character of the Wolfman emerged from the film reel projector.
“Great Odin!” Hitler shrieked.
Dr. Falkenberg spoke the incantation backwards and the Wolfman returned into the film reel projector.
“Impressive,” Der Fuhrer clapped his hands and then wiped them with a napkin.
“I have taken the liberty of mailing a copy of The Wolfman film to Soviet Communist Party General-Secretary Josef Stalin,” Dr. Falkenberg explained, “with the incantation spoken over the film. When Stalin watches the film, the Wolfman will jump from the screen and kill him.”
“I hope you haven’t mailed it using a Third Reich post mark,” Goebbels ate a Polish pickle, “otherwise Stalin won’t open it. Our two countries are at war you know.”
“I used one of our spies in Canada to mail the movie from Ottawa to Moscow,” Dr. Falkenberg explained.
What Dr. Falkenberg hadn’t counted on was the slowness of Canada’s postal service.
The film didn’t arrive in Moscow until March 5th 1953.
Stalin was attacked and killed by the screen leaping Wolfman during the course of the film.
Radio Moscow promptly attributed Stalin’s death to natural causes.
Der Fuhrer was not alive to enjoy the announcement.
-A Halloween short story
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 30th
2017.
Adolf Hitler: The Opera Act I, scene i
Adolf Hitler: The Opera Act I, Scene i
Renfield R. Renfield had been commissioned by an individual known only as Robur The Conquerer to write an opera about the life of Adolf Hitler.
Most artists would have been reluctant to write an opera about a figure of such infamy.
Renfield was the type of artist who would not succumb to such reluctance.
He’d do anything for money- or a great tasting tuna fish sandwich- or a steamy blow job from a sexy and voluptuous porn star in a hot tub.
Robur The Conquerer arranged for Renfield to get all three.
As a result, Renfield was now working on an opera about Adolf Hitler.
Act I, scene i, Adolf Hitler: The Opera
(The young Hitler stands on the set of a Wagnerian opera that was staged in Linz, Austria and imagines himself to be the knight Parsifal)
Hitler (singing) : To be a Fuhrer King,
to be a Fuhrer King
it is, it is, a glorious thing to be a Fuhrer King.
(He pauses)
Hitler (breaks into song again):
How much is that Swastika in the window?
The only with the squiggly tail.
I do hope that Swastika is for sale.
(He pauses again)
Hitler: I could have Crystal Night
I could have Crystal Night
I could send my troopers
in German beer stein stupors
And smash a thousand windows…
(He pauses again)
Hitler: Oh why can’t the Germans teach their children how to hate
Oh why can’t the Germans teach their children how to hate
For being the Aryan Master Race is assuredly our fate…
(He pauses again)
Hitler: The camps are alive with the sound of screaming
with screams they have screamed
for a thousand years
Our Reich will be blessed with the sound of screaming…
Hitler: Stormtroopers with pistols
marching to Aryan whistles
these are a few of my favourite things…
(He pauses again)
Hitler: Old Jews charge exorbitant rent
Kaisers and Czars are duly spent
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the world
I know all of the nations and all of their names
They will drown in Nordic god rains
old legends I have found
will make our Aryan future sound
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the World
(He pauses again)
Hitler: To be a Fuhrer King,
to be a Fuhrer King
it is, it is a glorious thing
to be a Fuhrer King
Deep Booming Sinister Voice (from back of the theatre) : And what would you give, young Adolf, in return for being a Fuhrer King?
-A Renfieldian opera
written by Christopher
Thursday December 8th
2016.
Dracul Van Helsing 
Hitler’s Ghost Praises YouTube For Removing Dracul Van Helsing Video
June 5, 2019 at 10:38 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel, Video, videos) (Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler’s ghost, Dracul Van Helsing, Renfield R. Renfield, The Pied Piper of Evil, YouTube, Zeus' Kraken Cometh)
Hitler’s Ghost Praises YouTube For Removing Dracul Van Helsing Video
British MP Renfield R. Renfield in his speech at Portsmouth England began his address by saying, “Today YouTube marked the 75th anniversary of Allied forces leaving from here to invade Normandy to liberate Nazi occupied Europe by removing a video that my friend Dracul Van Helsing made and posted to YouTube 11 years ago called Adolf Hitler: The Pied Piper of Evil.
No doubt calling Adolf Hitler a pied piper of evil marks the epitome of intolerance in the politically correct opinion of the imbeciles who govern YouTube.
A week ago, Dracul Van Helsing received an email saying that his video Adolf Hitler: The Pied Piper of Evil had been flagged after 11 years of being on YouTube and that after a review, the comments on the video had been disabled.
After further review by the pot smoking and cannabis cookie eating review team at YouTube, today the video was removed from YouTube for violating community standards to the effect that no video should “promote hatred against individuals or identifiable groups of people”.
Having viewed the video several times myself, I can safely say that the only individual who might possibly have had hatred promoted against him was an individual by the name of Adolf Hitler and the only group that might have hatred directed against them in the video were the Nazis.
I think this shows the danger of having monolithic groups such as Facebook and YouTube and Google deciding what constitutes hate speech and even most governments today since the heads of most of these corporations and governments have no real knowledge of history or philosophy or literature or what constitutes that style of genre known as satire.
They are for the most part guided in their decisions by groups and individuals who are all too easily offended and for the most part when one gets down to the true nitty gritty of the matter, they are usually individuals and groups who deserve to be offended and would be in any society or civilization where common sense still prevailed.”
Meanwhile down in Hades’ realm, Hitler’s ghost was reading an editorial statement on MNN – Mephistopheles News Network- showering praise on YouTube for removing the aforesaid DraculVanHelsing channel video called Adolf Hitler: The Pied Piper of Evil.
Hitler’s ghost: Ja, by calling me a pied piper of evil, he was being intolerant, ja.
He was promoting hatred, ja.
By showing still photos of both the Nuremberg rallies and the way I mesmerized the crowds while passing them in motorcades on the streets of German cities and then having the ABBA song The Piper play in the background in this video of still photos, he was being both hateful and intolerant towards me and my Party.
Have you heard those ABBA lyrics ?
“They came from the hills
And they came from the valleys and the plains
They struggled in the cold
In the heat and the snow and in the rain
Came to hear him play
Play their minds away”
Dracul Van Helsing was implying that all those people who came from all over Germany to hear me speak, that I was playing their minds away.
He was being intolerant and hateful in making such an assertion, ja.
“We’re all following a strange melody
We’re all summoned by a tune
We’re following the piper
And we dance beneath the moon
We’re following the piper
And we dance beneath the moon for him
And we dance beneath the moon
Sub luna saltamus”
By implying that the German people were all following a strange melody and strange tune when they heard me speak, Dracul Van Helsing was being intolerant, ja.
He was promoting hatred, ja.
“He gave them a dream
He seduced everybody in the land
The fire in his eyes”
How dare Dracul Van Helsing say that I seduced everybody in the land?
He’s implying that I was a mystical mesmerizing and hypnotic demagogue.
He’s being intolerant, ja.
He’s promoting hatred, ja.
“And the fear was a weapon in his hand
So they let him play
Play their minds away”
How dare that Dracul Van Helsing say that I used the German people’s fears as a weapon in my hand?
That I used that fear to play their minds away?
He’s being intolerant, ja.
He’s promoting hatred, ja.
All I can say in conclusion is that I doff mein hat to YouTube for removing such a hateful intolerant video.
-A commentary
and vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 5th
2019.
Mrs. Muir from the 1947 film The Ghost and Mrs. Muir encounters two new ghosts: The Ghost of Stupidity Present in the form of a YouTube executive and Hitler’s ghost
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