Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Hired As Chief Ghost Writer and “Fact Checker” For AHS

October 2, 2021 at 11:01 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading an intelligence report on the political situation in Alberta.

The report was compiled by Kanti the Flying Mermaid for the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit.

Kanti The Flying Mermaid was literally that.

A flying mermaid.

A mermaid who had both fins and wings.

She preferred fresh water and not salt water and spent her time swimming in the lakes and rivers of the Canadian prairie provinces.

She had turned 300 years old this year.

According to Kanti’s report, the Nazi SS and Gestapo like organization AHS (Alberta Health Services) had officially hired the ghost of Joseph Goebbels the late Third Reich Nazi Minister of Propaganda to be chief ghost writer and “fact checker” for the organization.

Goebbels had managed to obtain a long term dispensational release from Hades the Greek god of the Underworld and Hel the Norse goddess of the Underworld for this purpose (Goebbels was usually subject to alternating between roasting away on a rotating barbeque spit over open flames down in Tartarus or getting his nuts frozen off in the cold dark icy mists of Hel’s Niflheim which was somewhat further north of Tartarus).

Communist Chinese dictator Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit advisor the Black Dragon had managed to negotiate with both Hades and Hel to obtain this much desired result.

A health policy analyst called Timothy Caulfield would be working with Goebbels’ ghost in overseeing the new AHS project.

Timothy Caulfield was currently bending over a Swedish sauna bench while getting sodomized in the rear end by the ghost of Ernst Rohm the butch sodomite head of Adolf Hitler’s SA (Sturmabteilung) Brownshirts.

Rohm had also been released by both Hades and Hel at the Black Dragon’s request.

On the opposing Swedish sauna bench, the Greek god Apollo was bending over and sodomizing his male lover Hyancinth.

Apollo was currently in Alberta because his son Asclepius was.

Asclepius was working on some sort of project with the fallen archangel Mephistopheles and also Thanatos the Greek god of death.


Hitler and Mussolini meeting in 1940.
Some ideas never really die.
They can be resurrected some 80 or 81 years later.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday October 2nd
2021.

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Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Gives Advice To AHS Alberta Health Services

September 12, 2021 at 10:34 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit was examining mainstream news media stories from the Canadian province of Alberta.

For the past week, the mainstream news media in Alberta had been running all sorts of horror stories about various patients (suffering from cancer and many other serious ailments) getting their surgeries cancelled because there were not enough intensive care beds for them to go to after their surgeries because, so AHS (Alberta Health Services) and the mainstream news media claimed, there were too many Covid patients in the ICUs (Intensive Care Units).

The thing was the number of Covid cases in the Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was almost the same as in the province of Alberta.

Yet surgeries for non-Covid patients weren’t being cancelled in either Ontario or Quebec.

The major difference between Alberta and the Central Canadian provinces of Ontario and Quebec was that Ontario and Quebec had provincially mandated vaccine passports and Alberta did not.

Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond said Alberta needed vaccine passports.

Vast numbers of Albertans, brainwashed by the brainless mainstream media’s Neo-Bolshevik propaganda and hysteria, agreed.

But so far Alberta Premier Jason Kenney had said no.

Because he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by a Calgary based geopolitical analyst and his extremely tall pet bunny rabbit.

Therefore major pressure must be brought to bear.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist strategists in AHS (Alberta Health Services) who answered to their globalist New World Order overlords knew that their worldly overlords and otherworldly principalities and powers wanted everyone on the planet vaccinated (currently doubly vaccinated but at future dates triply vaccinated and quadruply vaccinated and so on and so forth until the final Antichrist Mark of the Beast was brought out as prophesied in the Book of Revelation 13: 16-17).

This was why Joe Biden in the U.S. was acting like his Neo-Stalinist tyrannical namesake Joseph in pushing the the boundaries of tyranny in the U.S. to get everyone vaccinated.

Already media scumbags, celebrity scumbags and the numerous political scumbags in America were trumpeting that many notions of freedom (as mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights) were outdated and antiquated.

Big Brother said so.

And the ghosts of England’s King John and King George III, Germany’s Hitler, Soviet Russia’s Stalin and Communist China’s Mao Tse-tung agreed.

Was the latest mainstream media and AHS narrative in Alberta part of a propaganda effort?

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was brought in for consultation.

Whereas DARPA operatives stared at pictures of goats for hours on end in an effort to develop their psychic powers, Michelangelo chose to stare at pictures like this:

After his lobster tank exploded which doused the members of the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit with multiple gallons of water, Michelangelo gave this revelation via teletype (since he could not speak being a lobster):

Seeing as how the ghosts of all of Stalin’s propaganda writers and artists were serving as advisors to many U.S. politicians, mainstream media types and entertainment industry celebrities, who could AHS call upon for propaganda advice?

It turned out that Alberta Health Minister Tyler Chandro had had tea with the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels earlier this year.

So AHS put in a request to Hades the Greek god of the Underworld to once again release the ghost of Joseph Goebbels from Tartarus.

Hades granted their request and Goebbels told AHS the following:

They must get at least 90% of Albertans on their side to demand vaccine passports.

67% of Calgarians, showing that they were dumb enough to believe everything that Big Government, Big Pharma and the mainstream media told them, were already on board.

The trick was to get the rest of the province on board.

And one way was to cancel the surgeries of various people and say the reason the surgeries were cancelled was because there were too many Covid patients in ICUs and the reason there were too many Covid patients in ICUs was because there were too many unvaccinated people in Alberta.

Of course it was all a Big Lie.

But as Goebbels proudly told his audience, you tell a Big Lie often enough and people will believe it.

At that exact moment, Joe Biden was addressing the wilting roses in his White House Rose Garden, “The American people elected me President in a free, fair and honest election. And they elected me to take their freedom away. And so help me, Mephistopheles, I’ll do that.”

Joe Biden’s nose finally stopped growing bigger when he said that last sentence.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 12th
2021.

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