Amadeus and Angelique In The Sherlock Holmes Pub

January 11, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Concert pianist/singer/musician Amadeus Emanon was having dinner with his girlfriend New Orleans singer/songstress Angelique Dumont in The Sherlock Holmes Pub.

They watched a Renfield R. Renfield podcast which was often shown in the pub when it was on.

“A pathology report prepared by Sucharit Bhakdi MD and Arne Burkhardt MD in the U.S. shows that 93% of people who died after being vaccinated were killed by the vaccine,” Renfield started out.

“Hah,” a “fact checker” for Reuters news agency started laughing, “I just got my third booster shot today.”

He then keeled over.

A paramedic team brought in to save him couldn’t revive him after his major cardiac arrest.

He would never write another lying and inaccurate “fact check” again.

“And in other news,” Renfield carried on, “The Canadian province of Alberta’s Chief Medical Officer Dr. Deena Hinshaw admitted that Alberta Health Services have manipulated the numbers during this pandemic. Hinshaw admitted that AHS reported non-ICU patients as ICU patients throughout the pandemic.”

Putting aside the triple AAA Alberta steak he had been eating, Renfield then started eating poutine.

“Moving from Alberta eastwards to Quebec,” Renfield went on, “Quebec Premier Francois Legault announced that he would impose a health care tax on the unvaccinated.”

Renfield then called for the assassination of Quebec’s Premier.

“If Renfield gets his way, there won’t be many politicians left on the Earth,” Angelique Dumont remarked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 11th
2021.

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Amadeus Gets A Cheesecake and Renfield Gets Walloped

May 11, 2016 at 5:39 pm (Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Humour, Romance, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Amadeus Gets A Cheesecake and Renfield Gets Walloped

Amadeus Emanon was sitting in a London tea shop with the New Orleans songstress and stage actress vampiress Angelique Dumont.

“I hear this stage magician Salaman the Magician puts on a wonderful show,” Angelique said reading a review in one of the London entertainment weeklies.

“He does,” Amadeus nodded, “I saw him a couple of weeks ago. I’m still totally mystified as to how he does his tricks. Like nothing I’ve ever seen.
Even better than Houdini, David Copperfield and Criss Angel in my opinion.”

“You saw Salaman the Magician?” Angelique raised an eyebrow, “By yourself?”.

“No, I was with Dulcinea Lucia,” Amadeus replied.

“The gypsy fortune teller?” Angelique raised her other eyebrow.

“That’s right,” Amadeus nodded again.

“You went on a date with Dulcinea Lucia?” Angelique glared at Amadeus.

“That is correct,” Amadeus put some honey in his tea.

“But I thought you and I were an item,” Angelique’s face flushed as red as her rouge red lipstick and her dinner the night before.

“I didn’t know we were an item,” Amadeus Emanon looked as surprised as a child’s face on Christmas morning.

“You didn’t know we were an item?” Angelique grabbed a piece of cheesecake off a passing waiter’s tray and shoved it in Amadeus’ face.

“Speaking of items, I didn’t know cheesecake was on the menu,” Amadeus wiped the cheesecake off his face.

. . .

In another corner of the tea shop, Renfield R. Renfield had his eyes on a very attractive woman wearing a green evening dress.

Renfield had recently been advised by his co-worker and fellow employee at Set Enterprises Dr. Cadbury Rocher that he needed to be more subtle in his approach with women.

Not to come on so strong.

Renfield decided to try this new approach that he had never before attempted.

So he walked past the woman and sang in a loud operatic style baritone voice, “Birds do it, bees do it, even dogs and trees do it…”

Purses apparently do it as well.

Because Renfield found himself clobbered over the head with the woman’s rather heavy purse and found himself lying on the floor with the woman in the green evening dress stepping over him and leaving the restaurant.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 10th
2016.

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