Christoph Cardinal Schonborn of Vienna Publicly Outs Himself As An Apostle of The Antichrist

January 15, 2021 at 11:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was reading the Facebook status comment of a geopolitical analyst friend of British MP Renfield R. Renfield:

“The pro-sodomite, pro-gay sexy orgy, pro-allowing filthy drag queen shows to be performed at the High Altar of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna Cardinal Archbishop of Vienna Christoph Schonborn is an Apostle of the Antichrist.
And judging from remarks he made today on the U.S. election and the Capitol Hill siege in Washington DC (which the satanic Neo-Bolshevik Left in America is going to use to abolish civil liberties in America (when Biden is sworn in) in the same way the Nazis used the German Reichstag fire of February 27th 1933 to abolish civil liberties in Germany) Schonborn is also a Marxist-Leninist Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Communist as well.
Christoph Schonborn is of his father, the Father of Lies, the Devil.
Unless he repents and turns to Christ and His Holy Mother, he shall burn forever in the outer darkness of the flames of the Lake of Fire where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

“I wonder why I was never invited to perform Cumelita at the High Altar of Saint Stephen’s Cathedral in Vienna,” Australia’s notorious Uncle Ernie wondered aloud as he scratched his chin and scratched other parts of his anatomy after Amadeus had finished reading aloud the Facebook status.

“Perhaps Cardinal Schonborn didn’t want to get a head start on being plunged head first into the Lake of Fire,” Amadeus suggested.

“What did you mean by that?” A perplexed Uncle Ernie asked Amadeus.

The aging and well past his prime drag queen then turned his attention to the kitchen and screamed, “Where the Hell did all those flames come from?”.

“Uncle Ernie!” His adopted niece by marriage exclaimed, “You should never have left your Driver’s License lying around in front of those koala bears you taught how to read. They made you a birthday cake and lit all the candles of your exact age on it.”

“Help!” Help! Fire! Fire!” Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew by merciful adoption rather than biology opened the front door and went running into the street.

The local fire department soon beat a red path to the kitchen door.

. . .

Xi Jinping’s supernatural spirit entity advisor the Black Dragon was having a meeting with the fallen angel Mephistopheles and his incredibly dim witted protege Joe Biden.

“Comrade Mephisto,” the Black Dragon read aloud from a list of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) demands, “The Party would like to know if you would allow the Red State to be able to harvest the organs of Donald Trump supporters since you’ll have no use for them in the New Soviet state.”

“Joe, what do you think?” Mephistopheles turned to the President-elect who was busy sniffing the hair of the young woman sitting next to him.

“Hell, why not?” Joe grinned, “I can sign an Executive Order to that effect”

. . .

Meanwhile a beautiful young woman suddenly woke up in a small town in Kansas:


“I have seen the Future. And it doesn’t work.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 15th
2020.

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Xi Jinping Plans To Bang Italian Harlot In Shanghai While Continuing With His World Domination Plans

December 19, 2020 at 11:57 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Communist China’s paramount leader the evil megalomaniac Xi Jinping was talking to his Supernaturnal entity advisor the Black Dragon who had emerged from a black hole in the Andromeda Galaxy eons ago.

“Heilong,” Xi asked the Black Dragon, “What’s the name of that airheaded Italian harlot I always bang whenever I visit Shanghai?”.

“That would be Ambra Schilliro the Italian Commie journalist and Babylonianish harlot social butterfly who flutters around on her Social Cloud spreading Chinese Communist Party Public Relations (what British MP Renfield R. Renfield refers to as Neo-Maoist propaganda and bullshit) in the countries of China, Italy, the U.S. and Korea.”

Xi putting on a fertilizer cologne, “Yes, that’s the one. Book me an appointment with her for tonight.”

“But I understand 666 members of the Shanghai branch of the CCP had booked to bang her in one massive gang bang tonight,” Heilong pointed out.

“Well, put them on hold,” Xi foamed, “As always happens to me when I use my Huawei phone these days. I had to break down and start using Samsung.”

A PLA soldier approaches Xi, “Your Almightiness, we regret to report that our People’s Red Army just got our asses kicked by India’s Army on the India-China border again.”

“Well cover it up like we did before,” Xi barked.

Later in Shanghai, Xi paid a visit to the Italian harlot Ambra Schilliro.

He inserted his organ into Ambra’s mouth.

“Think of it as sucking on an egg roll,” Xi said neglecting to mention that egg rolls were a lot larger.

He then inserted it into the orifice between her front legs.

And then inserted it into the orifice between her back legs.

And then inserted it into her left nostril.

“Think of it as a Covid-19 test,” Xi had said.

He then inserted it into her right nostril.

“Think of it as a Covid-19 re-test,” Xi pontificated.

He then inserted it into her right ear.

“Think of it as a wax cleaning,” Xi smiled.

He then inserted it into her left ear as he remarked, “More wax cleaning.”

Heilong had put on dark sunglasses as he watched the spectacle.

“That Italian harlot,” Heilong noted, “seems to be getting as many orifices penetrated as Procopius the Byzantine historian (and secretary to the Byzantine general Belisarius) noted happened to Justinian’s wife the Empress Theodora in Procopius’ Secret History.”

The Byzantine vampiress Theodora (who had dropped into Shanghai to pick up an order of Shanghai Fried Rice) overheard Heilong’s remarks and said, “Everything Procopius wrote about me is a lie.”


Theodora: Everything Procopius wrote about her is a lie

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday December 19th
2020.

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Renfield’s Global Zoom Press Conference

December 10, 2020 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon had been living in Australia for almost a year.

He had been stranded here by the pandemic.

He and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont had been staying in the house of the infamous Uncle Ernie (a house that was actually owned by Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew who got down on his knees every day and thanked God that Uncle Ernie wasn’t a blood relative).

“I wonder why those men and women from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation were so anxious to extract large quantities of my DNA last year in 2019,” Uncle Ernie mumbled to himself as he happily set about his task of trying to make scrambled fossilized dinosaur eggs.

The news story on the radio was about how the UK, then Canada and then the U.S. were rolling out the Covid-19 vaccine.

Amadeus was on his laptop to watch a Zoom global press conference that his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting.

Renfield sat in his parliamentary office gazing at the camera on his laptop while reporters from all over the world asked him questions.

Between each reporter’s question, the picture on the wall just behind Renfield was always changed.

Beautiful women dressed in short skirts and white t-shirts that said PRO SEX LEAGUE OPPOSED TO ORWELLIAN 1984 ANTI-SEX LEAGUE came in to change the picture behind Renfield when a new reporter appeared on Zoom to ask a question.

Soon it came to the turn of U.S. reporters to ask a question.

3 reporters from each country were allowed to ask one question each of Renfield.

As the first U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster showing Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci standing together while the caption read WOULD YOU BUY A USED VACCINE FROM THESE MEN?

As the 2nd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi while the caption read WOULD YOU BOOK A HAIRDRESSING APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WOMAN?

As the 3rd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of a despondent looking Hunter Biden while the caption read WOULD YOU SELL CRACK COCAINE TO THIS MAN?

As the 1st reporter from the Vatican City State rose to ask a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster whose caption read PACHAMAMA SUCKS and the picture showed an elegantly dressed red evening gown wearing Inca Earth Mother goddess Pachamama on her knees kneeling in front of Renfield who didn’t appear to be wearing any trousers or boxer shorts.


Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 10th
2020.

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Renfield’s Inspirational Anti-Covid Communist Sunday Night Podcast

November 29, 2020 at 11:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another one of his Sunday night video podcasts.

“One of my avid viewers and listeners emailed me the following nauseating commercial that appeared on American television tonight. And so for your regurgitating your mother-in-law’s cooking pleasure, here is that commercial,” Renfield pushed a button.

A guy looking like an operating room doctor wearing a mask and with a stethoscope around his neck brings a small light right into the camera to give the impression that he’s looking right down a patient’s throat.

The “doctor” speaking in solemn menacing tones as if he was appearing in a Nazi propaganda film of 1930s Germany or a Stalinist propaganda film of the late 1940s and early 1950s USSR as he holds the light and proceeds to shove it down the patient’s throat, “Do you want this to be the last thing you ever see in your life? If you’ve got Covid-19, this will be the last thing you ever see in your life. If you don’t want this to be the last thing you ever see in your life, then…. (in bitchy Neo-Bolshevik Big Brother tones)… WEAR A MASK!”.

“Well, at least now we know what is causing the deaths of that 1% to 2% of the populaion that is actually dying from Covid-19 (according to the Atlanta Georgia based U.S. Center For Disease Control’s own statistics),” Renfield sipped from a bottle of whisky, “It’s some idiot doctor shoving a light down your throat.”

Renfield opens another bottle of whisky, takes a sip and continues, “What sort of Communist asshole would appear in such a totalitarian propagandistic TV ad as this one? Well I guess the Communist asshole who did appear in this one. Lucky for him, he’s wearing a mask. Otherwise if I got my hands on him, this would be the last thing he sees before he dies.”

Renfield pulls out a gun, closely brings it forward to the camera and then pulls the trigger.

The screen blacks out.

“Oops,” Renfield’s voice can still be heard in the background, “I forgot to take the bullets out.”

Sound of a smart phone being dialed.

Renfield’s voice, “Hello Cousin Harry’s Emergency Delivery 24 Hour Service? I was wondering if you could deliver a computer web cam to the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal West London mansion right away?…”.

In Australia, concert pianist Amadeus Emanon and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Miss Angelique Dumont had been watching the podcast on Uncle Ernie’s large screen TV.

“Well, I guess Renfield is obviously teaching American patriots how to shoot Communists in the upcoming 2nd U.S. Civil War when it breaks out,” Amadeus remarked to Angelique, “Although for this episode he better put in the disclaimer that you use a loaded gun against Communists and not your web cam.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday November 29th
2020.

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Fighting Covid Communism On The Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro

November 23, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

“Today is the Feast Day of Blessed Miguel Pro a Mexican priest who was executed on this date (November 23rd) back in 1927 by the pro-Communist government of Mexican President Plutarcho Elias Calles for daring to say Mass during government imposed lockdowns.
Apparently there was some sort of virus that the Mexican Communist government claimed was raging through the country at the time.
Any resemblance between the Mexico of the 1920s and the world of the 2020s is purely coincidental.
It’s as the late French President Gen. Charles de Gaulle once said, “The more things change, the more they remain the same”.”
-Rev. Fr. Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds, friend of Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield

“Of course the official reason the Calles government gave,” Father Saint Edmunds explained to Dulcinea Lucia, “was that Father Miguel was involved in the assassination attempt on the life of former Mexican President Alvaro Obregon. But it was a trumped up charge.”

“Do you think any current governments would execute priests for saying Mass during current Covid lockdowns?” Dulcinea Lucia asked.

“Well I imagine the current Irish government would like to try it,” Father Saint Edmunds reflected aloud, “As well as New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and California Gov. Gavin Newsom. Probably a few other U.S. governors and Mayors as well if they had the power.”

. . .

Today Pope Francis met with NBA players and NBA league executives to discuss social justice in the United States.

The story was to be announced and reported on a London England local radio station by news announcer Bertie Birmingham.

The station news producer asked the sound man, “Where’s Bertie Birmingham? I haven’t seen him.”

“He’s come down with laryngitis,” the sound engineer answered, “although Britain’s NHS are marking it down on their charts as Covid-19 in compliance with current World Health Organization regulations.”

“Then who’s filling in for Bertie on this news broadcast?” The producer demanded to know.

“Renfield R. Renfield,” the sound engineer replied.

“Shit,” the producer hit his forehead.

Renfield was already starting to report live on-air on the Pope Francis meets NBA story adding his own Renfieldian ad libs, “The Commie loving fag Jesuit on the throne of Peter meets with Commie loving ‘woke’ NBA BLM thug SJWs…”

. . .

The ghost of William F. Buckley Jr. had just been given a daily dispensational pass from the Underworld of Hades and he was currently being interviewed by the ghost of noted British interviewer David Frost who likewise had been given the same daily pass.

“Well you know David I never thought I’d live to see the day that a Communist sodomite was sitting on the throne of Peter and of course I didn’t,” Buckley’s ghost had a wry glint in his eye, “However I have been informed that the Communist wilting flower Francis is soon to be releasing a new book in English (ghost written by somebody else since Francis seems to have a Joe Biden like problem when it comes to coherently expressing himself in the English language or, in the pontiff’s case, expressing himself coherently in any language for that matter) called Let Us Dream in which he sets forth his global Marxist-Leninist nightmare vision for the world. He also seems to suggest that anti-Communists in the world of politics, media, religion and the arts in our current Covid times are comparable to those promoting Nazi and Fascist policies in the 1930s. He seems to forget that that great British gentleman Winston Churchill was both anti-Nazi/Fascist and anti-Communist.”

“So what do you think of today’s world?” Frost asked Buckley.

“Well just today Communist China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping just announced that he’d like to see every citizen on earth, not just in China but on the entire planet, embedded with their own personal bar code,” Buckley’s ghost winced, “and of course Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates and various Transhumanist global technocrats are working on that just in time for our post-Covid world.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 23rd
2020.


This woman says she’ll not be taking the Mark of the Beast which is being promoted by Covid Communists and globalist Transhumanist technocrats.

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Amadeus Reads Renfieldian Tweets For November 9th To November 11th 2020

November 15, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon continued to read the tweets sent out by his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

He started back on November 9th where he had last finished off.

There was a news item that Archbishop Jose Gomez had sent out a U.S. Catholic Bishops’ statement congratulating Joe Biden on his election win after the AP Associated Press had proclaimed Joe Biden the President-elect on Saturday November 7th and other mainstream Marxist media news outlets had quickly followed suit.

Renfield had tweeted,

Archbishop Jose Gomez of Los Angeles the President of the USeless Conference of Catholic Bishops is the biggest American ecclesiastical useful idiot for the cause of Great Reset global Marxist-Leninism.

On November 10th, Renfield had tweeted,

Crooked so-called President-elect and Xi Jinping stooge puppet Joe Biden calls Trump an “embarrassment’ for not conceding defeat.
The real embarrassment, Joe, would have been if the American people had actually elected a senile old fool such as yourself President.

Renfield then retweeted Trump’s November 10th tweet about Ballot counting abuse happening in several states.

Twitter had attached a Neo-Maoist censorship warning at the end of Trump’s tweet: ! This claim about election fraud is disputed.

Renfield added his own editorial tweet on the Trump tweet and the Twitter warning,

The Neo-Maoist social media tech giant Twitter (anxious to bring a global Communist dictatorship to a planet near you) blatheringly says it disputes Trump’s claims of ballot abuse.

Dr. Taylor Marshall had tweeted Donald Trump declared winner of North Carolina.

Renfield had retweeted the Marshall tweet with his own editorial tweet,

The mainstream Marxist media (AP, CNN, USA Today, Washington Post, New York Times etc.) and the Neo-Maoist social media tech giants crap their pants on hearing the news.

Renfield then issued a couple of tweets giving his opinion of Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli Tutti.

The first tweet read,

Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli Tutti (aka Tutti Fruity the lousy version) is a piece of Marxist sodomite drivel calling for the establishment of a Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Maoist Neo-Marxist-Leninist One World Government New World Order.

The second tweet read,

Pope Francis’ encyclical Fratelli Tutti that Marxist sodomite drivel call for a Neo-Bolshevik Neo-Maoist Neo-Marxist-Leninist New World Order One World Government is what George Soros in a state of masturbatory orgasm calls the Great Reset (as he swallows his Viagra en masse).

Then Renfield made a historical minded tweet on U.S. politics tying it in with contemporary times,

The U.S. has always had a history of dead people voting, ballot stuffing and voter suppression.
It has just never been done on such a massive scale before.
Congratulations to the Biden-Harris Democrats for being the first.

Senility prone Joe Biden had then issued a tweet on November 10th saying,

“When I’m speaking to foreign leaders, I’m telling them: America is going to be back. We’re going to be back in the game.”

Renfield then retweeted Biden’s tweet and added his own editorial tweet,

Senility prone Joe Biden (possessed by the spirit of the demon Mephistopheles so he can actually make coherent sense when he talks) says that America is back in the Great Reset global Marxist-Leninist New World Order game.

Amadeus then began reading Renfield’s November 11th tweets.

1st tweet of November 11th:

Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Pope Francis is the ultimate answer to the heresy of Ultramontanism.

The heresy of Ultramontanism is the heresy that the words of the Pope are to regarded above the words of Sacred Scripture, Sacred Tradition, the Writings of the Church Fathers and the Deposit of Faith.

2nd tweet of November 11th:

As Trump wins North Carolina, it has been discovered that over 10,000 dead people have apparently cast ballots in the state of Michigan (all of them for Joe Biden interestingly enough).
Zombies love Joe! 😀


A group of dead sailors released from Davy Jones’ locker in Hades at the request of Pope Francis on All Souls Day November 2nd ask a sea nymph for directions to Lake Michigan so they can go vote for Joe Biden.

-A vampire novel chapter
Written by Christopher
Sunday November 15th
2020.

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Oath of Personal Loyalty To Pope Francis: The New World Order Approacheth

November 13, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, Sorcery, Spy Tales, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a conversation with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So Amadeus,” Renfield was eating a tuna fish sandwich, “The Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit has discovered the oath of personal loyalty to Pope Francis that all Catholics -lay, clergy, monks and nuns will have to take next year or face automatic excommunication from the Catholic Church.”

“What the–!” Amadeus looked shocked with horror.

“Yes, it’s as Hector Barbossa’s ghost said to Miss Elizabeth Swann in the very first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, “You better start believing in ghost stories, Missy, you’re living in one.” So to bring it up to date,” Renfield noted, “You better start believing in dystopian movies, Amadeus, you’re living in one. And so is everybody else in this decade of the 2020s.”

“How did you uncover this oath?” Amadeus had stopped eating which was rare for him.

“Long story,” Renfield sipped his whisky, “It was a priest in Mexico who wrote the original oath – in Spanish. It is now being translated into all languages. The copy Set Enterprises has is the one to be said in the Anglican Ordinariates of the Catholic Church next year. Back in November 2009, Pope Benedict XVI issued an Apostolic Constitution Anglicanorum Coetibus by which Anglicans would be allowed to enter the Catholic Church in full Communion with the Bishop of Rome but at the same time would be be able to maintain some of their Anglican traditions and liturgy. For this purpose, 3 Anglican Ordinariates were created in the Catholic Church across the world. They are the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham in the United Kingdom, the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of Saint Peter in North America and the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of the Southern Cross in Australia. This copy of the oath Set Enterprises obtained is the one to be said in all those 3 Anglican Ordinariates.”

“What does the oath say?” Amadeus inquired.

I believe in Pope Francis as the legitimate successor of the Apostle Peter. I believe that the Holy Ghost speaks to the Church through him. I believe that he guides the Catholic Church as a true Pastor. I believe that he is diligently concerned with all of humanity, because we are all brothers and sons of God. I believe in his magisterium, which is in perfect harmony with the faith and morals of the Church. I believe that his personal opinions reflect the evangelical attitudes of the believers in Christ. I reject all offenses, aspersions and insults towards his person. As for those who reject his authority, I affirm that they are in ecclesiastical error as much as in error of communion.

We ask all of this of Thee, O Lord, through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Renfield finished reading the oath.

“He sounds like the False Prophet of the Book of Revelation Chapter 13,” whispered an astounded and shocked Amadeus.

“No other Pope in history has required a personal oath of loyalty to himself,” Renfield nodded, “Requiring an oath of personal loyalty to a leader is more Stalinist and Maoist than Catholic.”

“We are all living in a dystopian novel,” Amadeus sighed.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “In a plot conceived by a group of Soviet KGB officers in the late 1980s, a 30 year plan was launched beginning in 1990. By having the USSR collapse and the Communist dictatorships of Central and Eastern Europe freed, the West was lulled into thinking Communism was dead. Nothing could be further from the truth. The plan was for a Marxist-Leninist U.S. If the United States went Communist, the whole world would go Communist. The final linchpin would be President Hillary. But a modern day would be Julius Caesar named Donald Trump upset their plans in 2016. So all stops were pulled out. Including a bio-engineered virus from the Wuhan Institute of Virology being intentionally released on the world. As the world’s whole population put on face masks and cowered in their homes in lockdown, the Neo-Bolsheviks were planning the most daring global coup of our time. Instead of Leonard Cohen’s First we take Manhattan and then we take Berlin, it was first we take the Papacy and then we take the Presidency. Francis belongs to the Neo-Bolsheviks and if they can put an end to Trump’s recounts, Communist stooge Biden will take the Presidency and then Hillary Clinton’s Apostolic Successor Kamala Harris. Only a true artist could come up with such a plan. The demon in Hell who came up with it must be congratulated as a true artist.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Chrisopher
Friday November 13th
2020.

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Amadeus Reads Renfieldian Tweets November 4th to November 9th 2020

November 12, 2020 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus was reading some Twitter tweets that his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield had fired off the past week.

November 4th 2020:

The Democrats have stolen the election in Wisconsin and Michigan.
Now they’re working on stealing the election in Pennsylvnia.

November 6th 2020:

This election is proof positive that the techno-giants of Facebook and Twitter are in bed with Xi Jinping’s CCP.

November 7th 2020:

The United States of America April 30th 1789 to November 7th 2020.
Died from a virus called Neo-Bolshevism which cheated its way to power through vote fraud.
Biden-Harris were the names of the carriers.

Retweet of Kayleigh McEnany @JoeBiden
Where is @JoeBiden calling on the massive Super Spreader events held in his name to end?

Retweet of BetteMiddler @KayleighMcEnany
Kayleigh, I say this with all due respect… go fuck yourself.

Tweet of Renfield R. Renfield answering Bette Midler’s tweet:
Bette Midler is an expert at fucking herself since that’s the only way the dried up prune old bat is getting any these days.
And I say that with all due respect.

When Donald Trump tweeted that Republican Party observers were not allowed in counting rooms in many Democrat controlled counties across the U.S., Twitter put in a warning about ! This claim about election fraud is disputed.

Renfield retweeted Trump’s tweet with the Twitter Censorship Fact Check reply warning and put in his own tweeted editorial comment:

Anything the Neo-Maoist social media tech-giants (Facebook, Twitter) label as Fact-Check is as big a whopper of a lie as an Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth statement.

November 9th 2020:

Hey all you creeps who voted for Joe Biden (and you even bigger creeps who cheated on his behalf), shut your yaps about unity now.
No one wants unity with creeps and cretins like yourself. 2nd U.S. Civil War is coming.

2nd Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

Good riddance to Crypto-Communist Secretary of Defense Mark Esper.

3rd Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

One thing North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got right was when he said, “Mr. Biden is a fool of low-IQ.”

4th Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

It is not up to AP (Associated Press) to declare who’s U.S. President.
Biden is not President-Elect despite what the ass kissing sycophants in the mainstream Marxist media say.

5th Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

BBC’s bald-headed North American correspondent Anthony Zurcher is a Communist.

6th Renfieldian tweet of the day November 9th:

The U.S. will face a “very dark winter” if the pro-Communist Joe Biden becomes President.

And Renfield’s 7th tweet of the day November 9th was a retweet of a beautiful woman Margot Miu’s photo:

And with that, Amadeus smiled and fell asleep where he had pleasant dreams.

He would have to read more Renfieldian tweets on another day.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 12th
2020.

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Render Unto Pachamama The Things That Are Pachamama’s

October 19, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was reading the news on behalf of a BBC news announcer who had come down with a severe bullet wound after being shot by the husband of the woman he had slept with last night.

The announcer later died in hospital where doctors following WHO (World Health Organization) guidelines listed his death as being caused by Covid-19.

Renfield finished the newscast with, “And in other news, the Communist Pope Francis has decided not to name the anti-Communist Pope John Paul II a Doctor of the Church or a Patron Saint of Europe. Wow, big shocker there.”

Needless to say, Renfield had added quite a number of ad libs of his own while reading the newscast script.

When the newscast was over, he got on Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently residing in Australia.

Said Amadeus, “I hear the Vatican City State Mint has issued a 10-Euro silver coin depicting the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama giving birth to planet Earth.”

The coin showed an Inca woman with long plaited hair entwined with long ears of corn (representing the earth’s fertility) about to give birth to a globe of the world.

The coin designed by Bergamo sculptor and engraver Luigi Oldani was designed to mark the 50th Anniversary of the UN’s World Youth Day (which was first held on April 22nd 1970 on what would have been Lenin’s 100th birthday).

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded, “The French Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin noted in a 1922 letter he wrote to Lenin and Trotsky that the Inca Empire which lasted from 1438 to 1533 practiced a form of scientific socialism and that furthermore the Incas worshipped an earth mother goddess called Pachamama. It was Teilhard’s contention that through the use of Pachamama, he Teilhard could bring about a Hegelian synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism.”

“And what was Lenin and Trotsky’s reaction to that?” Amadeus, who was normally always hungry, had pushed aside the plate of Uncle Ernie’s Meatloaf a la Hotel California that Uncle Ernie had made him.

“They told him good luck with that,” Renfield answered, “Lenin himself croaked in January 1924 and Trotsky himself was forced into exile from the USSR in February 1929 after coming out on the losing end of a power struggle with Joseph Stalin.”

“So nothing really became of Teilhard’s Pachamama synthesis of Catholicism and Soviet Communism?” Amadeus declined Uncle Ernie’s aptly named Jonestown Guyana Kool-Aid Cocktail.

“Not until Jorge Mario Bergoglio was elevated to the Papacy on March 13th 2013 and took the name Pope Francis,” Renfield replied.

“So anything else about this coin I should know?” Amadeus waved aside a cup of Uncle Ernie’s Outback Road Kill Brew Coffee.

“Well it basically shows the Ukhu Pacha- the mondo interno in Spanish giving birth to the Madre Terra in Spanish,” Renfield sipped a glass of wine.

“What’s that in English?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well the mondo interno is the inner world or world under the earth which gives birth to the world above the earth – Mother Earth- Madre Terra- which is the world of plants, animals, soil and humans,” Renfield explained.

“What does this inner world consist of?” Amadeus was curious.

“Well Ukhu Pacha is the inner world and is associated with the realm of the dead and as the realm of the dead, Ukhu Pacha is inhabited by the supay a group of demons which torment the living. Supay with a capital S is also the name of the Inca god of death – Supay – who is the ruler of the Inca underworld the Ukhu Pacha as well as the race of demons (supay with a small s) that inhabit it. The name Supay is roughly translated diablo (Spanish for devil) in most South American countries.
Pachamama herself lives in the Ukhu Pacha (inner world or world under the earth) as a fiery red dragon. When she goes above the earth in times of harvest, she becomes a beautiful woman. In effect, the red dragon gives birth to a woman who is Mother Earth.”

“Why does this sound exactly like the Book of Revelation or the Book of the Apocalypse to me?” Amadeus watched Uncle Ernie dressed as Mystery Babylon dancing around the kitchen in a slit skirted red dress and holding an overflowing gold cup of red wine.

“Because it is,” Renfield acknowledged, “Why Pope Francis doesn’t have a tattoo tattooed to his forehead that says “I am the False Prophet of Revelation Chapter 13″ is beyond me. The symbolism on the new 10 Euro coin there is for anyone who’s a student of Inca mythology to see. Perhaps he’s waiting for the Great Global Reset next year (which will happen if the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November) before he unveils that tattoo on his forehead.”

Pachamama: The Lady In Red listens to the whispers of El Diablo

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday October 19th
2020.

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Renfield On Pope Francis Refusing To Meet Mike Pompeo To Discuss China

October 1, 2020 at 10:10 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , )

“Currently it’s the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa and BLM who are vandalizing Catholic churches and desecrating Catholic statues and altars in America. If the Biden-Harris ticket wins in November, it will soon be the U.S. government doing these things.”
-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having another Skype discussion with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

Renfield was reading a quote from a recent New Yok Times article, “Amy Coney Barrett should not be appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court because her Catholic values conflict with intrinsic American values.”

“So,” Amadeus ate his fries and gravy, “The New York Times has at least one thing in common with the Ku Klux Klan. They’re both anti-Catholic.”

“Indeed,” Renfield nodded, “Of course the intrinsic American values to which the Communist New York Times are referring to aren’t the same values America had prior to the 1960s with its decade of revolutionary upheavals and rioting. The values the New York Times sees as “intrinsic American values” are the values of the old USSR and Maoist China. Marxists entering halls of academia and institutions of learning in positions of teaching authority en masse in the 1970s has produced generations of dumbed down citizens who drool at Marxist-Leninist ideas like Pavel’s dogs reacting to the sound of a bell. Of course the apotheosis of this are the brain-dead zombie “woke” youth who want to “cancel” anybody who disagrees with them as they walk down the street chanting their brainless mantras “No Peace Without Justice” leaving nothing but fire and destruction and many dead bodies in their wake.”

“Lenin must be pleased at the thought of America possibly turning Communist,” Amadeus mused.

“Yes, I imagine if you went down to the Vatican these days, you could probably ask Lenin’s ghost in person about that,” Renfield pointed out.

“Speaking of the Vatican,” Amadeus bit into a baloney sandwich, “I hear Pope Francis is refusing to meet U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to discuss religious freedom in the People’s Republic of China.”

“Yes,” Renfield sipped a Tequila Sunrise, “Francis is apparently ticked off at the fact that Pompeo dared criticize him in an op-ed piece that Pompeo recently wrote in which he said that the Catholic Church is risking its “moral authority” by renewing the Vatican-China Agreement that was negotiated by the predatory homosexual Communist Theodore McCarrick when he was still a Cardinal in good standing. The agreement that sold out the underground Catholic Church in China and placed them squarely under the thumb of Beijing’s Communist government.”

“No wonder Francis refused to meet with him,” Amadeus ate a buttertart.

“Yes, the Vatican is claiming that the reason Francis isn’t meeting with Pompeo is because the Pope does not receive politicians during an election period,” Renfield noted, “Which of course is a total lie because back in 2016, Pope Francis received and met with Bernie Sanders when Sanders was still busy running in the primaries against mentally unhinged Hillary Clinton for the U.S. Democratic Party Presidential nomination that year. Of course Sanders and Pope Francis share the same far-Left socialist-Communist political ideology.”

“So Pope Francis shares the same “intrinsic American values” as The New York Times?” Amadeus poured red ketchup all over his omelette.

“That’s right,” Renfield agreed, “That’s why the Virgin Mary told the three shepherd children at Fatima in 1917 in the so-called Third Secret (whose text the Vatican has never released) that “Satan will infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church”. He’s certainly done that in Francis. That’s why the Devil’s leading disciples Pope Francis, The New York Times, CNN, The Washington Post and Xi Jinping’s Chinese Communist Party are all on the same page.”

Yesterday Mike Pompeo had given a speech in Rome in which he called on the Vatican to defend religious freedom in China.

Today Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin and Vatican Foreign Minister Archbishop Paul Gallagher read speeches (that interestingly enough had been ghost written for the two men by the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propoganda Joseph Goebbels) attacking Pompeo as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung stood applauding in the background.

Meanwhile in Communist China, a priest in the underground Church in China was finally allowed to return home after a month of being tortured in custody.

He did not receive a personal phone call from Pope Francis unlike El Paso Bishop Mark Seitz did when the Texas bishop bowed the knee to the Marxist and spiritist necromancy practicing organization Black Lives Matter back in June of this year.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 1st
2020.

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