Justin Trudeau Discusses Upcoming Throne Speech With Tezcatlipoca

September 9, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont was sitting with her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon in the Inn Lu Forbidden Palace Cafe in Sydney, Australia.

The restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu was complaining about once again having to bail out an acquaintance of his nicknamed Uncle Ernie from jail.

“This time he’s in jail for allegedly assaulting Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews in the buttocks,” Inn Lu complained, “That Uncle Ernie is a pain in the ass for everyone.”

Inn Lu walked away.

“Your friend Renfield,” Angelique Dumont asked, “Is he still on friendly terms with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson seeing as how Renfield briefly served in Boris Johnson’s cabinet in Johnson’s short lived minority government prior to last December’s UK election which saw Johnson win an outright majority?”.

The Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield had served as Deputy Foreign Secretary In Charge of Geopolitical Intelligence Gathering in Johnson’s minority government cabinet.

When Johnson won a majority and no longer needed the support of the two person Transhumanist Party caucus to help keep him in power, Renfield found himself out of cabinet and once again sitting on the Opposition backbenches.

“I don’t know if Renfield and Johnson are still on friendly terms or not,” Amadeus admitted.

On the radio in the background the voice of Renfield could be heard, “With each and every passing day, Boris Johnson is more and more turning into an outright Apostle of the Antichrist.”

“No, I guess they’re not on friendly terms,” Amadeus commented.

. . .

In his greenhouse in Ottawa, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was once again inhaling pot smoke from his marijuana inhaling and exhaling antique late Victorian/early Edwardian era mirror named Magical Mystery Tour.

As he did so, Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (in this case pot smoking mirrors) appeared to Justin.

The deity had for a head a sinister looking bluish green skull with a black stripe and a yellow stripe painted across his face.

The deity’s right foot was an obsidian mirror.

Although occasionally the right foot would metamorphose into a snake.

When this happened, the obsidian mirror showed up on the deity’s chest instead and sometimes smoke would emanate from the mirror.

Whenever Tezcatlipoca spoke to Justin, it was usually pot smoke that emanated from the mirror.

This past August 18th, Justin Trudeau had prorogued (suspended) the Canadian Parliament on Tezcatlipoca’s advice.

A new Parliament would open this coming September 23rd with a new Speech From The Throne.

Tezcatlipoca was helping Justin write that speech.

The speech would contain various elements – each element was guaranteed to offend at least one of every single opposition party in the minority government Canadian House of Commons.

As such the Opposition parties would join together and defeat the Trudeau government in a non-confidence motion on the Throne Speech.

And Justin would be forced to call a Federal election.

Tezcatlipoca’s reasoning was the Canadian electorate would be so outraged with the Opposition parties forcing an election in the midst of a pandemic, they’d overwhelmingly vote for Justin and return him to power with a majority government.

Then Justin could do whatever he damned well please in running the country.

“At last,” Justin wept tears, “I’ll finally be able to turn Canada into the Marxist-Leninist dictatorship that my father always wanted but he was unable to complete the task.”

At that point a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror

and asked him,

“To what father are you referring? Pierre Elliot Trudeau or Fidel Castro?”.

Justin Trudeau turned ghostly white (even under all that blackface he was wearing) at the woman’s question.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday September 9th
2020.

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Living In A Neo-Bolshevik World

September 4, 2020 at 10:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was once again talking to his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So,” Renfield sipped a rum and coke, “I see the Portland Oregon anarcho-Marxist thug and hooligan Michael Reinoehl who shot and killed a man in Portland Oregon last weekend was himself shot and killed by sheriff’s officers in the town of Lacey, Washington 120 miles north of Portland. There were reports that Reinoehl was hit by anywhere from 30 to 40 bullets. I guess the 4 officers who fired their guns must have felt a little behind in their target practice time and decided to make up for it.”

“Shot anywhere from 30 to 40 times?” Amadeus sipped his tea.

“Yes as Robin the Boy Wonder might have put it – Unholy holey corpse, Batman!” Renfield ate a tuna fish sandwich, “Hopefully they’ll remember to bury him face downwards so he can see where he’s going.”

“Is it true that Joe Biden recently praised Reinoehl?” Amadeus ate a doughnut.

“Yes, the man’s senility knows no bounds,” Renfield ate some pickled asparagus, “The whole political situation in the U.S. looks like a build-up to a Civil War as Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster and I have been saying for months.”

“I hear the mainstream Marxist media in the U.S. is now referring to the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans as “peaceful rioters”,” Amadeus noted.

“Yes, the legalization of marijuana in various U.S. states has certainly expanded the use of idiotic terminology among that country’s journalists,” Renfield answered, “Although our BBC Communist correspondents on USA affairs are doing their best to catch up by referring to the Portland rioters as anti-racism protestors. If the whole Western world mainstream Marxist media narrative on these events is to be believed, the only anti-racists in America are anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans who burn, loot and murder.”

“What’s the situation in Britain and Europe?” Amadeus asked Renfield as behind the Australian quarantined British concert pianist, a group of machine gun toting kangaroos and koala bears (specially trained by an old war buddy of Uncle Ernie) shot and killed a group of Australian government commandos who were launching a raid on the property since the koala bears and kangaroos were not wearing masks nor were they practicing social distancing.

“Well, the mainstream Marxist media here in Britain and Europe have had their panties in a knot since so many people joined in protests against government draconian measures in Berlin, Germany last weekend where Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke,” Renfield explained, “Since Communists are only capable of describing people who disagree with them as Fascist (Churchill’s ghost told me that he once beaned Josef Stalin over the head with a vodka bottle when he Stalin did that to Churchill), they referred to the protestors as “far right” and “covid deniers”. When in reality, the vast majority of them are people who are just fed up with politicians acting like totalitarians and despots. When this thing began 6 months ago, we were told to stay in place until the curve was flattened and prevent hospitals from being overwhelmed. Well the curve has been flattened and hospitals are not being overwhelmed. Now the same group of despotic bozos who are our political leaders are telling us to stay in place until a vaccine is found. Yet these same political elites don’t apply the same rule to themselves. Nancy Pelosi wanders around a hairstyling salon without a mask on although now she’s claiming (as small children point and tell her that her pants are on fire) that she was deliberately set up. The mayor of Philadelphia (who has forbidden restaurants in Philadelphia to open) is himself seen eating in a restaurant in Baltimore Maryland where restaurants are allowed to open. The politicians expect the plebs to follow their dictates even as they flaunt the rules themselves.”

“That’s quite something,” Amadeus looked out the back window where a group of kangaroos and koalas were beating up the Premier of Australia’s Victoria state.

“Yes, another thing different about this year of 2020,” Renfield lit a cigar, “In previous times the press used to be a beacon of liberty. Today the mainstream Marxist media in the Western world is the biggest journalistic enemy of freedom in all recorded history. And anything they say or write should be taken with a thousand grains of salt.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 4th
2020.

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Stalinist Demonic Sex Orgy Forum Held At Georgetown University

September 2, 2020 at 10:11 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery, News, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

He was showing Amadeus video of a recent Georgetown University on-line forum called Pope Francis and The Reform of The Church.

Renfield and Amadeus were viewing the forum video using The Dr. Cadbury Rocher Supernatural Entity Detector Lens.

The three headed dog Cerberus was seen carrying around a poster that the great Renaissance painter and sculptor Michelangelo who resided in the Elysian Fields (referred to as the Church Expectant In Paradise in the Anglican Book of Common Prayer) had drawn and designed for the on-line forum.

Below the block letters POPE FRANCIS AND THE REFORM OF THE CHURCH could be seen Pope Francis operating a crane with a wrecking ball that was totally demolishing Saint Peter’s Basilica while the figure of the Blessed Virgin Mary could be seen weeping in the background.

The crane bore the logo Baal and Baphomet Wrecking Co. on it.

And speaking of Baal and Baphomet, they were also present at the on-line forum overseeing a group of demons who were all engaged in various sexual positions with one another.

Also present were the ghosts of Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Fidel Castro and Pol Pot who had all been granted day passes from their rotating barbeque spits down in Tartarus to attend the forum.

The August 31st Georgetown forum was sponsored by Georgetown University’s Office of The Vice-President For Global Engagement (the coat of arms for the office, designed by the Dutch Renaissance painter Hieronymus Bosch, showed a sexually perverted deviant satyr and a sexually perverted deviant centaur getting it on with one another in an orgiastic menage a trois that also involved a Pope Francis blessed wooden statue of the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama).

Addressing the forum was Paul Elie a senior fellow at Georgetown’s Berkeley Center For Religion, Peace and World Affairs.

Mr. Elie was wearing a shirt that had been spraypainted (in glow in the dark ultraviolet light) with the words GLOBALIST WINDBAG.

Said Mr. Elie, “I think there’s active resistance to Pope Francis taking place in the United States.”

“Brilliant deduction,” piped up the ghost of Sherlock Holmes who was sitting in the front row of the empty (except entirely covered by copulating demons) auditorium, “What clued you in?”.

Mr. Elie then went on blathering about the Catholic social teaching of Pope Francis as Josef Stalin handed him a copy of Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto and Mao Tse-tung handed him a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book.

Next to mince up on the forum stage was some flaming dandy named Austen Ivereigh who had written two books on Pope Francis’ pontificate and was currently working on a third (“Talk about Much ado about nothing!” Renfield remarked to Amadeus).

Whined Ivereigh, “Critics of Pope Francis are denying that he’s led by the Holy Spirit.”

The fallen angel Mephistopheles, who was sitting in the back row of the auditorium, started choking on his hot buttered popcorn and his jumbo glass of Coca-Cola when Ivereigh talked about Pope Francis being led by the Holy Spirit.

As Mephistopheles continued to roll on the floor in huge gales of laughter amidst all that spilled popcorn and spilled Coke, Ivereigh continued snivelling, “To charge that Pope Francis is a heretic or a modernist or to claim that he’s trying to change the fundamentals of the Church is signs of a schismatic mentality.”

At that moment in the Vatican, Pope Francis was asking his valet, “Have you seen my keys?”.

“What keys would those be?’ His valet asked.

“The Keys of Saint Peter,” Francis answered.

“Oh, you lost those keys several years back,” his valet noted.

Then a third person, the oh so perfectly curly haired dandy Argentine Father Augusto Zampini of the Vatican Dicastery For Promoting Integral Human Development pirouetted his way on to the forum stage.

Father Zampini lavished praise on the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus for opening up the way for Pope Francis to accelerate his church “reforms” and his plans for global governance on the world.

“The Pope doesn’t have a Stalinist plan for the Church,” Zampini insisted.

“Well,” Renfield remarked to Amadeus, “When the Vatican representative to this year’s Davos Conference in Switzerland says that the Pope doesn’t have a Stalinist plan for the Church, you can rest assured that the Pope has a Stalinist plan for the Church.”

“May the Pope have many divisions at his beck and call,” Stalin’s ghost grinned.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday September 2nd
2020.

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Pachamama In California

August 29, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“Governments love pandemics for the same reason they love wars.
Because then they’re able to exert areas of control over the population that the population would not be able to accept in any other time.”

-Robert F. Kennedy Jr. , Berlin Germany August 29th 2020

“Well I see the Neo-Bolshevik and Neo-Menshevik Marxist bozos at the New York Times and The Washington Post are calling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (the son of assassinated New York Sen. Bobby Kennedy and the nephew of assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy) a Nazi who will be addressing Nazis in Berlin today,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield mentioned to his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“What’s that all about?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

“They’re having a protest in Berlin today against the draconian measures the German government have enacted against its population in the wake of the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus and Bobby Kennedy Jr. is addressing them at the demonstration,” Renfield noted, “Naturally the Commies at the New York Times and The Washington Post love the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Virus because along with Pope Francis, Bill Gates and George Soros, they believe the draconian measures enacted in the name of the virus will bring about a Marxist-Leninist One World Government. Since Bobby Kennedy is raining on their pandemic totalitarian parade today, the NY Times and The Wa Post are accusing him of being a Nazi. Communists always have the habit of calling anyone who disagrees with them a Nazi.”

“What else did Bobby say?” Amadeus inquired.

“That 5G networks and a digital currency are all about control, it’s not about benefitting you the ordinary person,” Renfield answered, “Because as Mr. Kennedy pointed out, once a government is able to control your bank account, they’re able to control you.”

“That’s true,” Amadeus nodded.

“And then Mr. Kennedy also attacked government “health experts” who at the same time have a vested interest and tie in with Big Pharma- global pharmaceutical corporations,” Renfield read from the rest of the Kennedy speech delivered in Berlin today.

“Who did he have in mind there?” Amadeus scratched his chin.

“Let us call one such government “health expert”… Dr. Anthony Fauci,” Renfield replied in Seinfeldian rabbi fashion.

. . .

Senility prone Joe Biden was once again sitting in his Delaware home basement and smelling the cannabis smoke exhaled by his pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia.

“Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing…” Joe inhaled before falling asleep.

Biden had a dream where a large snake who had woman’s hair on its head was coiling itself around Biden and squeezing the living daylights out of him.

“Who was that snake with woman’s hair?” Biden asked a masked man with a Texas ranger’s star riding a white horse called Silver in the basement as he awakened.

In the background, Rossini’s William Tell Overture was playing on the radio.

. . .


The Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama in California

Pachamama sat on an old retaining wall not far from a tree.

She was starting to regret having all those tattoos put on her in a San Francisco tattoo shop after having had 666 too many lime margaritas.

Oh well, fortunately for her, there was a natural spring in the Peruvian Andes that had the ability to wash off tattoos.

She was soon joined by the flaming disembodied head of Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.

“So, what have you been up to?” Pachamama asked Teilhard.

“I’ve been starting a whole bunch more of those California wildfires with the flaming hairs on my head,” Teilhard chortled like Bill Gates playing Dr. Victor Frankenstein after he had created the monster.

“That’s nice,” Pachamama smiled like the cat who ate the canary, “As for myself, I’m planning to take a walk along the San Andreas fault.”

She got up to do just that.

Teilhard’s flaming head lay back on the grass where he started a small grassfire and he thought to himself, “The Inca goddess in charge of earthquakes taking a walk along the San Andreas fault. That should prove interesting.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday August 29th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses The Merger of Marxism and Spiritist Necromancy

August 28, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was discussing some of this week’s past events with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“Well as senility prone Joe Biden is in his basement at his Delaware home talking to his pot smoking cactus plant Sweet Dementia about how he doesn’t need to take a cognitive test while the mainstream Marxist oriented news media in the U.S. and Canada is busy singing his praises, the ghost of Orson Welles is in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s basement wine cellar drinking barrels of ghostly spectral red wine and weeping over the fact that his birthplace of Kenosha Wisconsin is undergoing burning, rioting and looting by anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans urged on by Neo-Bolshevik agitators.”

“What’s the difference between ghosts and the entities who are summoned in seances, spiritist channeling and necromancy?” Amadeus asked.

“Well from talking to your friend the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist on the subject,” Renfield answered, “a ghost is a spirit of an actual deceased person who for reasons known only to God is allowed to roam on the earth in places that are often referred to by mortals as being haunted. A ghost is also a spirit of a deceased person occasionally allowed to leave Purgatory for occasional short periods of time as William Shakespeare noted about the ghost of Hamlet’s father in his play Hamlet and as Charles Dickens noted about the ghost of Jacob Marley in his 1843 novella A Christmas Carol. And then for whatever reason, the ghosts of Orson Welles and Winston Churchill have been allowed to leave Purgatory the past couple of years where they’ve spent a great deal of time hanging around my parliamentary office and the vampire Set’s estate as well as various other places.”

“What about the entities who are summoned in seances, spiritist channeling and necromancy?” Amadeus asked.

“They are for the most part demons only posing as spirits of the dead which is why the Book of Deuteronomy Chapter 18 forbade the ancient Israelites from engaging in the practice of necromancy or summoning spirits,” Renfield explained, “although there was one notable exception when God actually allowed the spirit of Samuel to leave Sheol (that shadowy realm of the dead that the ancient Greeks called Hades and the ancient Norse called Hel) and appeared to King Saul to talk to him much to the surprise of the witch of Endor who had summoned him and was expecting a deceiving spirit or demon to appear and not the real Samuel’s ghost.”

“So that’s the difference,” Amadeus nodded, “A ghost is a spirit of an actually deceased person who remains behind on earth after death and haunts a certain place or else the spirit of an actually deceased person who’s allowed to leave Purgatory on occasion while an entity summoned in a seance, spiritist channeling or necromancy is usually a deceiving demon just posing as and pretending to be the spirit of an actually deceased person.”

Renfield nodded, “That’s right.”

Amadeus then said, “What got me curious was the email you sent me before we went on to Skype asking the question can a Marxist be a spiritist necromancer?”.

“And we’ll get in to that later,” Renfield sipped a bottle of Coca-Cola, “what I noticed about the Kenosha riots is that in this set of looting and burning riots (that the brainless mainstream media always calls “peaceful protests” although they’ve now invented the Orwellian Doublespeak Newspeak misnomer “peaceful clashes” for the Kenosha riots- a contradiction in terms if there ever was one), a couple of anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans found themselves being shot and killed no doubt much to their surprise. It really shouldn’t have been much of a surprise. If you’re going to go around rioting, looting and burning all the time, don’t be surprised if people start getting pissed off and start shooting you.”

“Do you think the new trend of shooting rioters and looters will continue?” Amadeus inquired.

“I think it will,” Renfield nodded.

“So what did you think of Pope Francis’ weekly Wednesday audience address this past August 26th?” Amadeus wanted to know.

“The one where he all but called for a One World Marxist-Leninist global government?” Renfield poured a Josef Stalin autographed bottle of 1940s Russian vodka into the same garbage can where Claude Rains as Captain Louis Renault had poured a bottle of Vichy Water in the 1942 film Casablanca, “He’s finally shown the last of his true colours. The Virgin Mary had told the three shepherd children at Fatima in the words of the Third Secret that Satan would infiltrate to the very top of the Catholic Church and he has. Or at least a willing puppet has. Pope Francis comes across as being too intellectually challenged and dim witted at times to be actually possessed by that most intelligent of Archangels- Lucifer.”

“Pope Francis is sort of an ecclesiastical Joe Biden?” Amadeus took a look at a dumbell that a weightlifter had recently dropped on the floor.

“Or Joe Biden is an American political equivalent of Pope Francis,” Renfield nodded, “Then yesterday August 27th the World Council of Churches joined with the Vatican in issuing a joint statement all but calling for the creation of a Marxist-Leninist One World Government.”

“So all the Red chickens are coming home to roost?” Amadeus ate a well roasted and devilshly hot piece of chicken wings.

“They are,” Renfield added some rum to his glass of Coke, “so what’s your answer to my question that I emailed you? Can a Marxist be a spiritist necromancer?”.

“Well I always thought a Marxist was supposed to be a militant atheist,” Amadeus answered, “so how can they possibly engage in a supernatural form of witchcraft such as spiritist necromancy?”.

“That was always my opinion,” Renfield agreed, “But as you know the three women who started the Black Lives Movement organization are all admitted Marxists. As you know on the BLM About page, their stated goal is the creation of a Marxist state where both the nuclear family and fatherhood are done away with and children are raised by the state. So I thought being Marxists, they’d be good militant atheists as well. But then the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit came across a Zoom interface video that two of the founders had with each other.”

“And what does that video show?” Amadeus inquired.

“One of the founders says she summons the spirits of those black people who have died in police custody or at the hands of police to come to her and they apparently come,” Renfield added some more rum to his drink.

“Really?” Amadeus put down his slice of lemon meringue pie.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “One of the BLM founders says that she often laughs with Wakiesha in her room. They have many a laugh together. Wakiesha Wilson is the name of a young lady who died in police custody in 2016.”

“So the BLM Marxist founders say they can summon ghosts?” Amadeus was flabbergasted, “But the deliberate summoning forth of ghosts by mortals is necromancy which is a form of witchcraft and is condemned in Deuteronomy Chapter 18? Namely because the spirit being summoned is usually a demon posing as the ghost of a deceased person?”.

“Yep,” Renfield went on, “So all these professional athletes who wear BLACK LIVES MATTER on their shirts, when they bow and kneel, what type of invisible entities are walking by when they bow and kneel?”.


Semiramis the Queen of Ancient Babylon wonders: Will anyone invoke and summon her?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 28th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses Lukashenko and U.S. Democratic Party Convention

August 17, 2020 at 11:06 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having a video conversation via Skype with his friend Amadeus Emanon who was currently in Australia.

Behind Renfield and a little to the left was a London police bobby who was struggling in an Egyptian mummy style plastic bondage suit (that Renfield had borrowed from world famous London dominatrix Sherrielock Holmes).

The bobby had made the mistake of asking Renfield why he wasn’t wearing a mandatory face mask (like the rest of the UK’s slave population) and was about to write him a ticket for it.

Now the bobby’s most pressing concern was how to get out of the Egyptian mummy style plastic bondage suit.

“I’m starting to think that maybe I shouldn’t have hired the Countess Draculina to beat the Hell out of Belarusian President Aleksandr Lukashenko,” Renfield ate a tuna fish sandwich.

“Why’s that?” Amadeus ate his teriyaki fried rice.

“Well a friend of mine who’s a writer of romance novels commented on the blog of a friend of mine who’s a geopolitical analyst that maybe Lukashenko enjoyed being beaten up by Countess Draculina,” Renfield sipped his sage tea, “I never considered that possibility.”

“Your London bobby friend doesn’t seem to be enjoying that bondage suit he’s wrapped up in,” Amadeus pointed.

“No, he doesn’t,” Renfield briefly glanced over at the bobby before adding a little gin to his sage tea, “You know what the really interesting thing is that back in the 1990s and early 2000s, the Western news media used to refer to Aleksandr Lukashenko as Eastern Europe’s last Stalinist style leader and dictator. Then in the 2010s, they stopped doing that. And now as Lukashenko stands on the precipice of being overthrown by his own people, there’s no mention in the Western news media of how Lukashenko is Eastern Europe’s last Stalinist totalitarian leader.”

“I wonder why that is,” Amadeus started eating his lime sherbet dessert.

“I suspect it’s because the Western news media has become so infected by the virus of Cultural Marxism that they’ve come down with a bad case of Neo-Stalinist pneumonia themselves and are too stupid to realize it,” Renfield answered.

“Wow,” Amadeus opened up his fortune cookie.

“There’s a Belarusian state TV presenter Tatyana Borodkina who hosted the morning show Breakfast For 3 where she would prepare breakfast recipes helped out by her two daughters. But last week she announced her resignation from the program on Facebook because she could “no longer smile out from the TV screen” after this blatantly rigged election. She has since had to flee the country along with her children after receiving threats,” Renfield noted.

Belarusian TV presenter Tatyana Borodkina with her two daughters

“That’s very sad,” Amadeus put down his fortune cookie message that told him to beware of elderly Australian drag queens who wanted to be called Uncle as you sat on his knee.

“Apparently after posting her feelings on social media, an old acquaintance showed up at the popular STV presenter’s door and threatened her. He told Tatyana that Belarus was a wonderful country to live in and asked what she thought she was doing. He told Tatyana that he was warning her nicely but that other people would be coming to her house tomorrow. She then received anonymous threatening messages on her phone that night. So the next day, she packed up and fled to Kiev Ukraine with her children,” Renfield explained.

“That’s awful,” Amadeus put aside the 1000 Year Old Egg that the restaurant proprieter Mr. Inn Lu had brought him.

“It’s rather interesting that the way Lukashenko’s Stalinist state thugs are threatening opponents is being conducted in much the same manner as the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans of Antifa and BLM are threatening and intimidating anyone they fancy disagrees with them. Prior to the death of George Floyd, most people thought that BLM stands for Black Lives Matter. Now after the death of George Floyd, the intelligent observer now notes that BLM really stands for Burn Loot Murder as they riot and vandalize and commit acts of arson and murder people in what the mainstream U.S. media unashamedly call “peaceful protests”. The combination of severely acute Cultural Marxist virus infection and subsequent Neo-Stalinist pneumonia on the part of the U.S. news media has produced a condition that most forensic coroners call “rigor mortis of the brain”. Sadly there is no known cure.”

“Awful,” Amadeus started to sip his chocolate milkshake.

“I want you to look at an ad Joe Biden is currently running at the U.S. Democratic Virtual Presidential Convention,” Renfield put the video on the screen.

The ad concludes with the words “In Joe Biden’s America, this is your new normal… forced testing, forced masking, forced unemployment, forced vaccinations.”

Amadeus was shocked, “This is the ad that Joe Biden’s team is putting out? As if all that was something positive and worth voting for?”.

“I was informed there was an ad that the Joe Biden Campaign Team had put out that Donald Trump could also use and show on TV for his own advantage,” Renfield explained, “I assume this is the ad unless there’s a worse one than this one out there. I think Biden’s campaign team has spent too much time down in Joe’s basement inhaling smoke from Uncle Joe’s pot smoking desert cactus plant.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 17th
2020.

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Lightning Strikes Oriental Pearl Tower In Shanghai

August 11, 2020 at 11:19 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was conversing with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“So what’s The Hooterville Cannonball up to?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

The Hooterville Cannonball was the name of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship.

“Well, she was in the Philippines yesterday buying a whole bunch of giant clams for Set’s proposed clam bake in September (unless it’s outlawed by the Boris Johnson government for fear it will violate social distancing),” Renfield was coincidentally eating some West Philippine Sea giant clams as he said this.

“I heard reports from an eccentric Australian named Uncle Ernie that I met in a pub yesterday that, according to the short wave radio that’s hidden in his tin foil hat wearing desert cactus plant that apparently smokes pot according to him, that the Hooterville Cannonball was flying in the direction of mainland China after purchasing the giant clams from Philippine fishermen,” Amadeus helped himself to some marijuana laced oysters.

“That’s true,” Renfield nodded, “Set Enterprises received information that a Chinese Ministry of State Security official wishes to defect to the West and specifically Britain because he apparently enjoys the idea of eating fish and chips while picnicking in the park which is a quaint British pasttime.”

“What inspired him to defect?” Amadeus asked.

“He apparently encountered the legendary immortal Princess Kwan Yin (who’s venerated as a goddess of mercy in some branches of Buddhism) outside a cave in a rural area of southern China and she smiled at him causing him to faint because she was so beautiful,” Renfield explained.

“When did this happen?” Amadeus inquired.

“Yesterday,” Renfield explained, “His old fashioned wireless put in an emergency distress call that was in fact picked up by the short wave radio hidden inside Uncle Ernie’s tin foil hat wearing desert cactus plant that smokes pot and Uncle Ernie’s cactus communicated the message to Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster’s lobster antennae. Since the Hooterville Cannonball happened to be in the vicinity, Set ordered it to China to pick up the defector.”

“I hear China has been undergoing all sorts of extreme weather phenomena the past few months,” Amadeus noted.

“That’s true,” Renfield unveiled a weather map of China he happened to have behind him, “There has been extreme flooding in many parts of China causing many dams to burst which makes the situation even worse.
This past July 28th snow actually fell in the city of Beijing on a hot summer day. Although Chinese Communist party officials denied it was snow because being good Marxists, they deny objective reality. Then yesterday a very bizarre series of unusual looking lightning bolts struck the Oriental Pearl Tower in Shanghai which is the 6th tallest tower in the world. So naturally the China Daily which is the Communist Party of China’s daily English language newspaper immediately issued a story that lightning did not strike the Oriental Pearl Tower.”

“Another denial of reality,” Amadeus commented.

In Beijing, China’s paramount and officially atheist leader Xi Jinping commented to no one in particular, “The Emperor of Heaven is not against me despite all appearances.”

A seagull came down and laid a one thousand year old egg in his hair.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday July 11th
2020.

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The Montague Hypothesis

August 2, 2020 at 10:47 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was conversing via Skype with his best friend Amadeus Emanon.

Amadeus had gone to Australia back in January to help rescue koala bears and kangaroos from the summer wildfires that were rummaging through Australia at the time.

Amadeus got trapped in Australia due to the pandemic.

Occasionally the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis oil powered dirigible airship visited Australia but that was to pick up important visitors like Uncle Ernie and fly him to Washington DC and important European capitals and back.

Fatal heart attacks caused by Uncle Ernie’s impromptu drag queen performances to various individuals were listed as deaths by Covid-19 by various National Health Authorities throughout the world.

“So, what has Dr. Marmalade Montague been up to lately?” Amadeus asked Renfield.

Dr. Marmalade Montague was the eccentric Parisienne ex-baker who lost his bakery business during the Covid-19 lockdown earlier this year.

He had shown up at the door of Set Enterprises’ laboratory claiming to be the Court Scientist To The Court of Louis Quatorze who had fallen into a time warp and wound up in the year 2020.

Dr. Cadbury Rocher had taken pity on him and gave him a small office (and an even smaller lab) to play around in.

Dr. Montague was positive that he could come up with a cure for or an antidote to Covid-19.

He came up with various eccentric recipes for killing Covid-19.

If Dr. Marmalade Montague had had a Twitter account, his Covid recipe tweets would have probably been retweeted by one Donald Trump @realDonaldTrump .

“He’s come up with the idea that the Covid-19 virus has intelligence and that’s why it’s able to go through so many different manifestations and change itself so many times to confuse antibodies,” Renfield answered.

Amadeus laughed, “I suppose that idea got the usual short shrift from Dr. Cadbury Rocher like always happens when Dr. Marmalade Montague approaches him with one of his many weird ideas.”

“That’s the terrifying thing,” Renfield downed a 75 ounce bottle of whisky in one gulp, “Dr. Cadbury Rocher didn’t make short shrift of this particular Montague hypothesis. He just looked extremely glum and walked on. Then he phoned a WHO representative who promptly dropped dead of a heart attack (without ever having seen an Uncle Ernie drag queen show).”

“That’s a whole new game changer isn’t it?” Amadeus had actually stopped eating while he was on Skype, “A virus with intelligence and an ability to think.”

“It is,” Renfield downed another 75 ounce bottle of whisky in one gulp, “I suppose they might finally break the news to the world after a couple of months of 90% of the world’s population wearing face masks and still no stoppage in the spreading of the virus.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 2nd
2020.

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Testing, Testing…

May 22, 2020 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Testing, Testing… 

Amadeus Emanon and British MP Renfield R. Renfield were having a conversation via Skype.

“What do you think of this new national security law that the Chinese Communist Party National People’s Congress has just passed for Hong Kong?” Amadeus asked his friend Renfield.

“It means the death of autonomy for Hong Kong and the end of the “one country, 2 systems idea”,” Renfield replied, “What freedoms Hong Kong previously held will now be crushed under Xi Jinping’s heels. No doubt Democratic Party politicians in the U.S. are busy taking notes. Their appropriately named House of Representatives bill H.R. 6666 that will allow for the establishment of so-called “entities” to do Covid-19 testing, tracking and contact tracing including entering people’s residences for that purpose no doubt is making the ghosts of Hitler’s old Gestapo and Stalin’s Soviet surveillance agencies green with envy.”

“What’s happening in Europe?” Amadeus inquired.

“Measures vary from country to country,” Renfield answered, “You have to wear masks in public in Germany, France is slowly re-opening its economy and Italy is doing the same.”

“How about Canada?” Amadeus poured maple syrup on his pancakes.

“Well Justin Trudeau, like the U.S. Dems, is wanting to establish a national testing, tracking and contact tracing service in the country,” Renfield sipped a brandy, “Laventriy Beria would feel quite at home in North America today.”

. . .

Dashwood Forrest owner of the Dashwood Forrest Art Gallery in London was bothered by the fact that in his 1860 Basil Hallward oil paintings of Dorian Gray and Dorian Gray’s teddy bear that he kept behind purple velvet curtains in a room in the gallery marked PRIVATE, both Dorian Gray and his teddy bear were now wearing face masks in the picture.

“Why are they wearing face masks in the picture?” Forrest asked.

“Have they tested positive for Covid-19?” Suggested Forrest’s living dead Irish manservant Mulligan the Irish zombie as one of his arms and his head fell off.

Earlier in the day, Mulligan the Irish zombie had borrowed Dashwood Forrest’s 1909 Thomas Flyabout antique motor car to go to a Covid-19 testing drive through facility.

Mulligan’s arrival had sent Covid-19 testers screaming out into the streets.

A piece of foreskin that Mulligan had left behind (he had decided to attend the drive through in the all together like his Australian hero Uncle Ernie had at a Sydney Covid testing drive through a week earlier) tested positive for Covid-19.

As a result, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was now reading a confidential report that hypothesized that a second wave of the Covid-19 virus might include a possible zombie apocalypse.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday May 22nd
2020.

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Renfield and Amadeus Discuss Bill Gates

April 28, 2020 at 9:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Renfield and Amadeus Discuss Bill Gates

Amadeus Emanon (who had gone to Australia back in January to help rescue koala bears and kangaroos from the wildfires and had to remain there as a result of global lockdown over Covid-19) was talking to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield via Skype.

Amadeus (licking an ice cream cone) : I hear Julia Roberts and Oprah Winfrey will be hosting another Celebrities Performing From Their Homes Livestreaming On TV Special in which they will once again be calling on the world to unite as one in the face of the pandemic.

Renfield: Julia Roberts is of course a member of the Hollywood crowd. Which automatically lowers a person’s IQ by several percentage points. To say nothing of the Devil holding a lease on one’s soul.

Amadeus (bringing out a plate of pancakes covered in maple syrup): What about Oprah Winfrey?

Renfield: Well just as John The Baptist was the herald announcing the coming of Jesus Christ, I always thought Oprah Winfrey was the herald announcing the coming of the Antichrist seeing as how she was always having numerous New Age nutcases on her show and promoting their books and courses over the years. Instead of the voice of one crying in the wilderness, she was the voice of one sobbing on the airwaves.

Amadeus (finishing his pancakes): What’s the latest with Bill Gates?

Renfield: Well I see Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (The son of assassinated 1968 Presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy) is really going after Bill Gates and his vaccine efforts. Pointing out that the reason Gates does his vaccinations in countries in Africa, Asia and Latin America is because then they’re beyond the reach of FDA regulations in the U.S.A. And Gates’ vaccination efforts over in those nations have a record of serious side effects. His vaccination experiments in India, Afghanistan, the Philippines, Kenya, Tanzania, the Congo, Nicaragua and Mexico have led to paralysis among many, sterility among girls and young women, and then producing epidemics of the diseases that people are supposed to be being vaccinated against. It’s interesting for someone like Gates, who along with his Lady MacBeth like wife Melinda, hopes to be part of the global Communist elite along with Pope Francis, George Soros, Jeffrey Sachs, Bono and Chinese Comrade Xi Jinping, his vaccination policies reek of Nazi eugenics since he seems to do most of his vaccination experiments on non-whites.

Amadeus (eating a handful of nuts from a bowl of nuts): Hm. Someone who’s both a Nazi eugenecist and a Communist. That’s interesting.

Renfield: Only in the 21st Century would you get ideological hybrid screw-ups such as that.

Amadeus: What do you think Bill Gates’ problem is? 

Renfield: I suspect it can be traced back to Bill Gates reading Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy at an impressionable age. Those books always appealed to a certain type of Baby Boomer nerd who became convinced after reading them that it was their destiny to someday micromanage the world.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 28th
2020.

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