The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future

September 27, 2021 at 11:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London, a former Vicar of St. Swithin’s By The Floodwaters near the Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury and one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.

Tonight he’d be delivering a sermon at the St. Genevieve’s Monday Night Evensong Prayer Service entitled The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future.

Concert pianist, musician and singer Amadeus Emanon (who was a member of the St. Genevieve’s Church Congregation) decided to attend.

So too did his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Renfield was currently in hot water with many of the ministries in the British government.

This past Friday evening Renfield and a couple of vampiress acquiantances of his (Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu) had pushed Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Thus angering Paris police authorities.

Ho Babylon Minh at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Hunter Biden’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the Biden White House.

Mei-ling Manchu at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Xi Jinping’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the CCP Supreme Leadership in Beijing.

Of course those actions had finally led to a plea bargain between the U.S. Department of Justice and Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou leading to the release of the Two Michaels (Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor) after spending over 1000 days in solitary confinement in Chinese prisons on trumped-up espionage charges in retaliation for Meng Wanzhou’s arrest at Vancouver International Airport.

Australia was also pissed off with Renfield since ASIO (the Australian Security Intelligence Organization) knew but had been unable to prove that Renfield was smuggling arms to Australian freedom fighters fighting the pro-NWO (New World Order) Police Forces in the Australian states of New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia.

The Italian government was pissed off at Renfield since Renfield in a speech to the Tewkesbury Italian Restaurateurs’ Association this past Saturday had called for the overthrow of the Italian government.

Renfield had also pissed off Pope Francis and the Vatican by claiming that Francis was a satanic antipope.

Renfield was also in hot water with the French government after having provided a French assailant with the Cockatrice egg that had crowned Emmanuel Macron on the head at a food trade fair in Lyon today.

Macron was hit with the Cockatrice egg as a choir of English song birds sang those Easter hymn lyrics, “And crown him, crown him, crown him, and crown him lord of all.”

“Un oeuf! Enough!” Macron cried after being hit by the egg.

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds noted in his sermon:

“Who can forget the burning spire atop Notre Dame Cathedral as it fell?
The Gallic Rooster has been a symbol of France since early medieval times and the Gallic Rooster was atop that spire. Within that rooster were three relics: a relic of St. Denis, a relic of St. Genevieve and a thorn from Christ’s Crown of Thorns (found by Saint Helena the mother of the Roman Emperor Constantine). When the burning spire collapsed, it inverted itself so that it was pointed straight down like an arrow plunging into the Earth.

When it came down, it plunged straight into the wooden Novus Ordo Communion table destroying it.

The rooster survived battered but with the relics intact.

The Tridentine altar behind the Novus Ordo Communion table survived with its Pieta (statue of the Virgin Mary holding the crucified Christ’s body) and the medieval Cross behind it intact.

Nor is it lost on us that this disaster (of April 15th 2019) came on Monday of Holy Week the day after Palm Sunday.

The Gospel readings for that day relate to Christ cursing the fig tree because it refused to produce fruit much like the Novus Ordo Mass has since its inception.

In the parable of the fig tree we learn that Israel is cursed because it stopped producing fruit.

And now through the portents of Notre Dame, the Novus Ordo Church is cursed because of a lack of fruit.

Within 6 months of the burning of Notre Dame, the “abomination of desolation” (statues of Pachamama the fiery red dragon woman worshipped as the earth mother goddess by the Incas) stands in the “holy place” (besides the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica).

Within six months after that, a pandemic is declared.

From a virus called corona meaning “crown”.

And the unique feature of this virus is little spikes sticking out of it.

Spikes that resemble a thorn such as can be found in a crown of thorns.

Spikes that also resemble spikes that are driven through a crucified man’s hands and feet.

The CDC’s own statistics show that this virus does have a high recovery rate.

For those who experience the worst from this virus, blood fills the lungs and they die.

Much like what happens when one dies from being crucified.

Our materialistic world however has yet to put two and two together.”

-Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 27th
2021.

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The Vaccinazi-Coviet Pact Deepens

September 5, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfeld R. Renfield was doing a Sunday night podcast.

Amadeus Emanon was watching the podcast while eating some delicious Chinese food from a take-out restaurant.

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking at his watch and wondering how long it would take his batch of live crocodiles to grow.

Set enjoyed eating live crocodiles (a habit that dated back to a dispute he had with his son Sobek).

In the meantime, Set’s batch of live crocodiles were being fed live Australian and Paris policemen who were kidnapped by the Crusader Rabbit Leonard Constaninople’s army of Neo-Byzantine Crusaders as they trained for war by battling Australian and Paris policemen.

Renfield began his podcast,

“South Australia’s Neo-Stalinist dictator and Premier Steven Marshall is working on a high-tech police surveillance state for the State of South Australia.

People ordered to quarantine by the dictatorial South Australian government must download what is called a Home Quarantine App that uses geo-location and facial recognition software to track those ordered by the Australian Neo-Gestapo to quarantine.

The app ensures citizens comply with quarantine orders by contacting people at random and asking them to provide proof of their location within 15 minutes.

Individuals who miss their geo-location check-ins will receive a follow-up phone call from nosy government bureaucrats where they will be forced to discuss why they missed the notification and if they miss that, a “compliance officer” (specially trained by reading old SS/Gestapo and old NKVD/KGB training manuals) will visit their homes.

Renfield then showed a clip of Neo-Stalinist Premier of South Australia Steven Marshall blathering away, “I think every South Australian should feel pretty proud that we are the national pilot for the home-based quarantine app.”

Renfield commented after showing the clip, “What a total and complete ass that piece of repugnant human garbage is.”

Then the British MP added, “South Australian Premier Steven Marshall should be eliminated from the face of the earth.”

An Australian parrot sitting atop an oil painting of Oliver Cromwell (that the parrot’s rear end has added some unique neo-impressionistic flourishes to- indeed Renfield bought the parrot for this purpose) spoke, “So should every other Australian leader. Kwaak. So should every other Australian leader.”

Renfield went on to his next news item,

“Earlier this evening I watched a video recorded by a concerned bystander on their smart phone that showed around 40 glass helmeted Paris police officers (looking like stormtroopers in a Nazi SS controlled galaxy unfortunately not so far away) beat a young woman senseless to the ground because she did not have a vaccine passport while shopping in a Paris shopping mall.”

Remarked Renfield while looking at the camera, “Paris police are scumbags who should be eliminated from the face of the earth.”

Then appeared a clip of the ghost of Orson Welles sitting in an arm chair holding a spectral glass of spectral Paul Masson wine.

Said Welles, “Ahhhh, the French police have always been celebrated for their excremence…”

How to deal with a French policeman.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 5th
2021.

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Joe Biden and The Mainstream Media Speak With Forked Tongue

August 26, 2021 at 10:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Amadeus Emanon was listening to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield doing another one of his podcasts.

Here were some of Renfield’s most interesting quotes:

“The world’s most preeminent mainstream media approved asshole Dr. Anthony Fauci continues with his diabolical James Bond villainesque style plans to turn America into a Faucist state.
Says Fauci, “The time has come. Enough is enough.” The evil Fauci dismisses freedom in his call for vaccine mandates in his latest CNN Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda interview. ”

“Another moronic mainstream media member in the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda is MSNBC contributor Charlie Sykes (no doubt related to Bill Sykes the villain of Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist).”

“Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Governor Jay Inslee is calling out the National Guard to enforce vaccine mandates and if Neo-Bolshevik Communist bureaucrats in the state bureaucracy don’t believe any religious objections to the vaccine you hold, you will be subject to criminal prosecution.”

“Bravo to the French! 👏🏻
French people are busy picnicking in the streets while sidewalk VaxxPassport cafes are empty.
A splendid way for the French to give the raised middle finger to effeminate Fascist Emmanuel Macron and his Neo-Vichy collaborators.”

Renfield then went on to a full in-depth editorial analysis, “You’ve no doubt heard about this past Monday’s announcement as shouted through the lying lens of senile old fool Joe Biden and the presstitutes in the brothel of disinformation that is the mainstream media that the U.S. Food and Drug Adminstration (FDA) gave full approval to the Covid shots which of course gives the green light to all the Neo-Bolshevik Communist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors in America (which is about 95% of them) to start legally implementing vaccine mandates.

Well of course the truth is they didn’t. It’s a big lie. Joe Biden’s puppetmasters and the mainstream media have mastered Nazi Propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels’ art of the big lie.

The only Covid vaccine that has been given full approval by the FDA (which did happen last Monday- the only part Biden and the mainstream media got right in their tall tales to the American people) is a Covid vaccine by the name Comirnaty (a Pfizer/BioNtech product).

But here’s the kicker: Biden and the mainstream media (aka the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) didn’t tell you that:

Comirnaty is not even currently available in the U.S.

So the FDA granted full approval to a Covid vaccine not even yet available in the U.S. and Biden is now telling America’s Neo-Stalinist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors as well as private businesses and governments of every level as well as the U.S. military to start mandating all the currently available vaccines (none of which have been approved by the FDA yet).

Yes this is the same Joe Biden and the mainstream media who also tell you that somehow a mysterious group bearing the name ISIS-K blew up the military outposts at the edge of Kabul Airport killing U.S. military personnel and others.

For days the mainstream media has been showing video images of Taliban checkpoints all over Kabul blocking Afghan civilians from getting to the airport.

And what?

You mean to say all these Taliban checkpoints with all their Taliban fighters were able to stop civilians and search their motor vehicles but they didn’t come across a rival terrorist group carrying explosives in their vehicles intended to blow up a U.S. military outpost at the edge of Kabul airport?

There’s something fishy going on here.

There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark.

And it’s a fish cloned from the tongue of Joe Biden.

As the ghost of the great Chief Sitting Bull (un-noticed by the mainstream media) pointed out at today’s televised Biden official statement on today’s suicide bombings in Kabul while pointing at Biden, “White man speak with forked tongue.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 26th
2021.

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King Claudius, Queen Gertrude and Tyranny: From Poison In The King’s Ear To God Knows What’s In The Jab?

August 24, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , )

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
-Queen Gertrude Act III, scene 2, Hamlet

“You better take the vaccine or else.”
-Dictators, tyrants and despots all over the globe

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was discussing the world situation with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“The brainless mainstream media in North America keep saying that the rise in Covid cases on this continent is due to the unvaccinated but quote no data, proof or actual statistics just their own opinion and trying to state it as a matter of fact,” Renfield noted, “90% of Iceland’s cases are among the fully vaccinated and likewise 85% of Israel’s. Nobel laureate French virologist Luc Montagnier thinks that the vaccines and viral variants are intimately related owing to a condition called antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE) a phenomenon in which viral antibodies may cause viral replication. He believes that variants will continue to proliferate as a direct result of the vaccines themselves. Dr. Robert Malone the inventor of the mRNA technology used in these gene therapy vaccines says that we have arrived at a point where owing to antibody-dependent enhancement, the vaccine is causing the virus to replicate more effeciently.”

“Why this tremendous push to force the vaccine on everyone if the vaccine turns out to be harmful?” Amadeus asked.

“Well the Set Intelligence Unit believes it all has something to do with the Great Reset agenda being pushed by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum,” Renfield answered.

“Where did the idea for the Great Reset come from?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well in a recent interview Klaus Schwab admitted that the most crucial moment in his life was when he met the Brazilian Communist Archbishop Dom Helder Camara and he invited him to speak at the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland in 1974,” Renfield replied, “Camara was an ardent admirer of Mao Tse-tung and his Cultural Revolution.”

“So the Great Reset is some idea for the planet envisioned by a Brazilian Communist Archbishop based on Mao Tse-tung’s Cultural Revolution?” Amadeus was shocked.

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 24th
2021.

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Renfield Battles The Vaccinazis of Alberta

August 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As a Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden (he was occasionally possessed by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles in order to give the appearance of sounding logical and coherent) blamed the Afghan Army and the Afghan government for the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban saying that it definitely wasn’t his (Biden’s) fault, British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew over to the Canadian province of Alberta to do battle with Vaccinazis (those calling for a mandatory vaccine passport) in the province.

Renfield flew over in one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships.

This particular airship was called THE DEATH TO HITLER AND STALIN TOO.

Renfield realized that the United States of America was rapidly turning into a lost cause as far as resisting the new global totalitarian phenomenon of Vaccinazism went.

As most of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. were pretty well Vaccinazis for the most part.

As were much of the brainless mainstream media.

Particularly CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Of course there were a few Republicans who were Vaccinazis as well.

Particularly the aging diaper face wearing girly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In addition to soon hoping to convince the state of California to pass laws allowing for marriage between man and goat (it shouldn’t be a problem to pass such a law in California since it was California after all), Schwarzenegger had recently told anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to “screw your freedom”.

“What’s the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s goat?” Amadeus Emanon had recently asked his friend Renfield.

“I’m not sure but it’s probably Freedom,” Renfield answered.

Having arrived in Alberta, Renfield delivered a video into the mailbox of the Vaccinazi inclined President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

The video was of a dream that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was called Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator by the citizens of Australia) had recently had.

Michelangelo was able to download any dreams and/or visions he had into a nearby computer.

This dream was about the pro-Vaccinazi President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce who last week had called for Alberta Premier Jason Kenney to implement a mandatory vaccine passport in Alberta.

Kenney had dismissed the idea of a mandatory vaccine passport because he was tired of being called a fat slob Neo-Fascist by an influential Calgary geopolitical analyst and blogger.

In Michelangelo’s dream/vision the President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce was attacked by a pack of rats specially trained by a rat handler named Willard Stiles II.

The rats ate the Calgary Chamber of Commerce President and CEO while the song Ben sung by a young Michael Jackson played on the radio.

When they had finished eating, the leader of the rats whose name was Benjamin thought, “I wonder what my rabbi would have to say about my eating ham?”.

The Mayor of High Prairie, Alberta had likewise called for a mandatory vaccine passport.

Renfield dropped off a video of Michelangelo’s dream/vision for the Mayor in his Municipal Worship’s mailbox.

The dream was of the Mayor being buried alive beneath a prairie outhouse that was the only relief center in the entire district.

Michelangelo had had similar dreams about Nancy Pelosi and the Mayor of San Francisco being buried alive underneath the cracks in San Francisco sidewalks.

Renfield then confronted a physician from Whitehorse Yukon that the local Calgary affiliate of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Global News Canada (a member in good standing of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda aka The Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth) had brought in to get a medical doctor to call for a vaccine passport.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who had been addressing rallies of morons and flunkies for most of the past two weeks) must have been getting his fingernails done and thus was unavailable for the interview.

The silvery white haired woman doctor from Whitehorse Yukon whose name was Dr. Silvery Airhead told Global News Calgary, “People can say they have the right NOT to get vaccinated. Sure that’s fine. You also have the right to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis in this country. But then you don’t have the right to get behind a wheel and drive a car afterwards. When your rights interfere with the lives of others, your rights come to an end. If you refuse to get vaccinated, you shouldn’t have the right to go out in public or socialize with others.”

Renfield picked up the woman airhead doctor and started walking towards a moving lane of traffic, “You know I always wondered what would happen if you threw a person directly in front of a car driven by someone who’s sober and unimpaired.”

Renfield threw the airheaded woman doctor directly in front of a motor vehicle that was travelling safe and legally at the posted speed (The driver it turned out was indeed sober and unimpaired).

As Renfield looked at the mangled body parts attached to the front fender and grill and sprawled like scarlet red coloured Crazy Glue under the front tires, he commented, “I guess what happens is that person dies.”

Renfield then turned to the Global News reporter and camera man and said, “To take Dr. Silvery Airhead’s ludicrously stupid analogy to its logical illogical conclusion, since there’s no way we can guarantee that someone won’t throw or push a person in front of a motor vehicle drven by a sober and unimpaired driver, then we must deny the right to drive to all since such a thing might happen if people drive. To say otherwise is to be selfish and to not think of others.”

After the incident was shown on television a movement emerged among intelligent Canadians to draft Renfield to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

This woman from John Diefenbaker’s town of Prince Albert, Saskatchewan would probably say that Renfield R. Renfield is the natural successor to John George Diefenbaker who was Canada’s greatest Prime Minister of the last 60 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 16th
2021.

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Michelangelo Sees A Coven of Satanists Sacrificing One of Their Own

August 8, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee (Mystery Babylon); for thy (Mystery Babylon’s) merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, King James Version

“… for your merchants were the great men of the earth; for by your pharmaceuticals were all nations deceived.”
-Book of Revelation 18:23, Contemporary English Translation

After Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church in West London had read the two different translations of Revelation 18:23, he began his sermon,

“Now the Greek word translated sorcery in the King James Version is pharmakeia from which we get our modern English words “pharmacy” and “pharmaceuticals”. Pharmakeia in the Greek can mean “medicine” or “medication” or “magic” (as in witchcraft or sorcery not a stage show). Now as for “the great men of the earth”, great here means “powerful” not necessarily good…”

Renfield whispered to his friend Amadeus, “I wonder if “the great men of the earth” that Saint John foresaw were named George Soros, Bill Gates, Dr. Anthony Fraudci… I mean Fauci…”

. . .

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises laboratories.

He had just turned off his waterproof reading lamp and fallen asleep.

He then had a dream (or was it a vision?) of a coven of dark robed and red hooded satanists who were performing a satanic ritual ceremony.

The leader of the group was holding a staff bearing the twisting snake symbol of Asclepius the Greco-Roman god of medicine (who was the son of the Olympian god Apollo and the mortal princess Coronis).

The leader’s robe was lifted behind him and another darked robed and red hooded figure was kneeling behind him and kissing his bare buttocks.

At the left hand of the leader was a dark robed and red hooded figure holding an upside down Crucifix.

Actor Tom Cruise who had inadvertently stumbled into Michelangelo’s dream quickly left the dream with eyes wide shut as the ghost of director Stanley Kubrick stood there utterly transfixed and borrowed a line from Marlon Brando, “The horror… the horror…”

The leader spoke, “Tonight is the night one of our own must be sacrificed.”

A large group of dark robed and red hooded figures came up and drew lots from a naked and beautiful priestess of Aphrodite.

As they drew their respective lots, the Michael Jackson song Thriller was played on a record player.

Soon the shortest lot fell on to one.

That figure tripped and fell.

His hood came down revealing New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

The leader of the coven dropped his hood revealing one George Soros.

The hooded figure who had been kissing Soros’ backside dropped his hood revealing one Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis).

The figure on Soros’ left who had been holding the upside down Crucifix dropped his hood revealing one Bill Gates.

Others started dropping their hoods and started pointing their fingers at Cuomo.

“You must be sacrificed,” Nancy Pelosi, Dr. Anthony Fauci, New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam all pointed in unison at Cuomo.

As did numerous others.

One lone figure dropped his hood about 20 seconds after the others, started pointing and spoke (after finally getting the instructions on his ear piece), “You must be sacrificed.”

The figure was one Joe Biden who still had his dead German shepherd dog Champ clinging to his leg.

Biden sneezed.

He then stopped pointing and stopped saying “You must be sacrificed” in order to pick up all his boogies off the floor and eat them.

“You must be sacrificed,” the rest continued pointing at Cuomo and speaking in unison.

“Throw him under the bus,” Soros commanded.

The black robed figures picked up Cuomo and threw him under an approaching bus driven by a ferocious looking demon and who had 665 other ferocious looking demons as bus passengers.

And that was the end of New York State’s baby killing and elderly person killing and sexually assaulting governor.

Michelangelo woke up and reached for a peanut butter cookie.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday August 8th
2021.

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Renfield’s Escapades On August 6th 2021

August 6, 2021 at 10:19 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield began his day by publicly calling for the assassinations of Maryland Republican Gov. Larry Hogan, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby and CNN CEO Jeff Zucker.

Shortly after making the announcement, the Roman Catholic bishops of Colorado issued a statement saying that “Vaccination is not morally obligatory and so must be voluntary.”

Amadeus Emanon who was listening to the BBC World News with his girlfriend Angelique Dumont in her flat, when the two stories were mentioned one after the other, told her, “A lot of people don’t know this but Renfield was actually born in Manitou Springs, Colorado. Like Winston Churchill, he had an American mother and a British father save unlike Churchill, he was born in America and not Britain. No doubt the Catholic Bishops of Colorado don’t want Renfield returning to Colorado anytime soon.”

In the Vatican Jorge Mario Bergoglio (aka Pope Francis) threw a major spaz attack and temper tantrum when he heard about the Colorado Bishops’ statement.

Said he to his fruity aide-de-camp in a paraphrase of T.S. Eliot’s King Henry II of England in the play Murder In The Cathedral, “Who will rid me of this troublesome MP?”.

The fruity aide-de-camp stood like a tea pot as he held his wrist limply and answered in a voice much like that of writer Truman Capote, “Well I hope you don’t mind, Eminence, but it can’t be me. I always find my hair gets messed up whenever I cross the English Channel whether by air or by sea.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday August 6th
2021.

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Just What The Doctor (Frankenstein) Ordered

July 29, 2021 at 10:55 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

“I see,” British MP Renfield R. Renfield remarked to his friend Amadeus Emanon, “that the Israeli government has mandated that a third shot of the Covid vaccine be given to elderly people and may shortly mandate a third shot be given to the rest of the Israeli population.”

“Really?” Amadeus was shocked, “What for?”.

“Because the virus appears to be spreading and a resurgence of cases is happening in Israel and it’s happening among those who have been vaccinated-twice,” Renfield answered.

“Why haven’t I seen this mentioned on the news?” Amadeus inquired.

“Because if people outside Israel heard that the double jab doesn’t seem to be working, then people in the rest of the world might start thinking that health “experts” all over the planet are full of crap and have no idea what they’re talking about. And that holds doubly and triply and maybe 999 trilliony (to borrow a Pan Goateeism) true of Dr. Anthony Fauci and the bozos at the U.S. Center for Disease Control,” Renfield answered.

“Wow,” Amadeus was astounded, “How many vaccine doses is it going to take before the virus is beaten?”.

“Well, probably a lot less than the number of global health “experts” it would take to change a single light bulb,” Renfield admitted, “which is still an infinite amount but as I’ve said before, this has never really been about health. It’s been about the global elitists’ plan to reduce the world population. Now there are multitudes of stupid people in the world who do not believe that the global elitists want to reduce the world’s population even though most of the world’s global elitists have publicly said so on many an occasion. All they have to do is read and research.”

“So this vaccine is meant to reduce the world’s population?” Amadeus stopped eating his slice of Black Forest Cake.

“Yes, that’s why the brainless mainstream media, senile old fool Joe Biden (who made the announcement, while standing behind the podium with his dead stuffed German shepherd dog Champ still clinging to his leg, that “Federal employees better take the vaccine or else!”), Deng Xiaoping Chinese Communism Neo-Fascism style technocratic billionaire Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Google’s scumbag CEO Sundar Pichai are all demanding that everybody take the vaccine or else,” Renfield sipped his brandy.

“So, what do you think will happen in Israel where all this scenario seems to be playing out first?” Amadeus asked.

“Well,” Renfield noted sadly, “What Adolf Hitler failed to accomplish, the Israeli government itself seeks to finish.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday July 29th
2021.

To take the vaccine or not to take the vaccine?: That is the question.

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Francis’ Troubles and The Demon Possessed Italian Historian

July 5, 2021 at 10:43 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

“I wonder what it was that caused Francis to get Diverticulitis Hemicolectomy?” Amadeus remarked as he looked at the photo.

“Probaby that huge tray of multi-layers of cheese and multi-layers of meatballs pasta that he ate,” Renfield suggested.

“That would do it all right,” Amadeus agreed.

. . .

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Church of England’s leading exorcist was in an attic in the city of Rome performing an exorcism on the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei.

He was being assisted in this by Tony Fausti of the Italian Weightlifters’ Association.

“I don’t like French split green pea soup,” the demon possessed Italian historian Roberto de Mattei commented as he vomitted alphabet soup all over the place, “That’s why I’m not barfing up French split green pea soup while my head is spinning like Linda Blair did in the 1973 film The Exorcist. I much prefer alphabet soup.”

The demon possessed historian spewed forth more alphabet soup.

“Look,” Fausti pointed, “These letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell EMMANUEL MACRON over here and over there those letters in the demonically spouted alphabet soup spell COUGARS.”

Fausti sighed, “Well, I guess if we have to confront a demon, it might as well be a demon with a sense of humour.

“Be quiet, Tony,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds admonished, “This is serious business.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday July 5th
2021.

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The Devil Is In The Details… and Also The Vaccine?

June 30, 2021 at 10:39 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was in a confectionary store when he ran into the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish in West London.

“Hello, Father Aidan,” Amadeus greeted the priest who was also the Church of England’s leading exorcist, “I hear you’ve booked a Set Enterprises dirigible airship to Rome.”

“That’s right,” Father Saint Edmunds nodded, “One of the few modes of transport left where you don’t have to use an EU approved 666 Mark of the Beast Vaccine Passport to travel.”

“What will you be doing in Rome?” Amadeus asked.

“I’ll be performing an exorcism on Italian history professor Roberto de Mattei who became demonically possessed as a result of receiving a vaccine for Covid-19,” Father Aidan explained.

“Wow,” Amadeus was astonished, “I had heard that there were a few side effects to the Covid vaccine but I didn’t know that demonic possession was among them.”

“Mr. de Mattei’s case is the most notable,” Father Aidan agreed, “I don’t know how many others are out there.”

“Why are you being called to Rome to do an exorcism?” Amadeus inquired, “Surely there are exorcists in the Diocese of Rome who could do exorcisms.”

“Yes but Pope Francis has abolished the office of exorcist in the Catholic Church,” Father Aidan noted.

“He has?” Amadeus was shocked, “Why?”.

“Bergoglio feels that exorcism of demons is harmful to ecumenism and inter-faith relations,” Father Aidan answered, “He’s hoping to sign a San Francisco Declaration with Anton Lavey’s Church of Satan similar to the Abu Dhabi Declaration he signed with the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar University.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 30th
2021.

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