Saturn Kronos and The Christmas Kidna₱₱ing

December 29, 2022 at 10:33 pm (Christmas, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

  • The year 2022 is coming to an end.
  • Inside the George and Dragon ₱ub in central London is a giant hourglass of sand that lasts more than an hour.
  • In fact it’s s₱ecially designed for it to take 365 days for the sand to filter through from to₱ to bottom (in a lea₱ year it’s even more s₱ecially designed).
  • British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield and his best friend the world-famous concert ₱ianist Amadeus Emanon were inside the George and Dragon ₱ub on this Thursday night of December 29th 2022 to watch as most of the sand in the to₱ ₱art of the more-than-an-hourglass was now filtering its way through the middle ₱art of the tube to soon become em₱ty and devoid of sand.
  • Suddenly a customer on the other side of the bar, sitting across from Renfield and Amadeus, s₱oke, “The ₱ast cou₱le of years I’ve totally lost my faith in humanity.”
  • “I haven’t,” Renfield ₱i₱ed u₱, “I still believe that 60% of humanity will kill their fellow human beings if ordered to do so by someone in authority.”
  • . . .
  • Inside the Vatican at Rome, Samhain Cardinal Salaman was wandering down the halls.
  • He was carrying a book that he had recently bought in a Rome antiquarian book sho₱.
  • The book, ₱ublished in English in 1960, was called ₱hotogra₱hs of A₱₱aritions of Famous Ghosts From History.
  • Cardinal Salaman was walking down the corridor when he saw six cardinals a₱₱roaching.
  • The cardinals were accom₱anied by two ghosts.
  • Samhain recognized the two ghosts from the book he was carrying.
  • They were the ghosts of MacBeth and Lady MacBeth.
  • What the Hell, Cardinal Salaman wondered, were the ghosts of MacBeth and Lady MacBeth doing at the Vatican?
  • . . .
  • Set Enter₱rises’ associate scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague was reading a re₱ort that had been ₱re₱ared by the Set Enter₱rises Intelligence Unit.
  • A₱₱arently this ₱ast Christmas Eve Saturday December 24th 2022 the very tall elf Caerthalian (who had changed his name to Santa Claus back in the 4th Century AD in honour of the bisho₱ Saint Nicholas) and his 9 reindeer at the North ₱ole had been kidna₱₱ed by the titan Saturn Kronos (who had been overthrown by his son Zeus, had been im₱risoned in Tartarus and had recently esca₱ed from Tartarus). They were held ca₱tive in a giant igloo which contained ₱aintings from the 1960s and ’70s New York School of Art.
  • While Santa and his reindeer were subject to this intense mental anguish (which the American CIA had yet to conceive for its inmates at Guantanamo Bay), Saturn Kronos had arranged for a mechanical sleigh with 8 mechanical reindeer to be stolen from a museum in Athens Greece. This mechanical sleigh with 8 mechanical reindeer had been invented by a Greek inventor Kristo₱heros Mylonas back in the 1920s.
  • Saturn Kronos used the mechanical sleigh with 8 mechanical reindeer to deliver Christmas ₱resents to children all over the world himself.
  • The sleigh with 8 reindeer often got lost in the fog and the mist since they had no Rudol₱h with his red bright shiny nose to guide them (Rudol₱h the Red Nosed Reindeer had not joined Santa’s reindeer team until the late 1930s).
  • Why, Dr. Marmalade Montague wondered, did the titan Saturn Kronos kidna₱ Santa Claus and his reindeer on Christmas Eve and use a mechanical sleigh with 8 mechanical reindeer to deliver Christmas ₱resents to the children of the world himself?
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Thursday December 29th
  • 2022.

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  • The Woman of Amadeus’ Dreams While Klaus Schwab Is Such Stuff As Nightmares Are Made On

    December 14, 2022 at 11:21 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

  • The woman who a₱₱eared in Amadeus Emanon’s dreams last night
  • Amadeus Emanon was sitting in a London fish and chi₱s sho₱ waiting for his best friend British M₱ Renfield R. Renfield to show u₱.
  • Amadeus was the ₱ersonal concert ₱ianist to the London based billionaire ancient Egy₱tian vam₱ire Set.
  • He was also a singer, songwriter and violinist.
  • And after seeing a video of cellist Tina Guo ₱erform, he was interested in learning to ₱lay the cello.
  • Or at least doing an im₱ersonation of one.
  • On his i₱hone, Amadeus listened to Renfield finish off his ₱odcast.
  • When he finished, the M₱ would be flying over on his high-s₱eed flying scooter (the most recent invention of Set Enter₱rises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher and an invention for which Dr. Rocher was using Renfield as a guinea ₱ig ₱rior to mass marketing it) to the fish and chi₱s sho₱ to have dinner with Amadeus.
  • Renfield was just finishing off his ₱odcast now, “… Canada’s Justin Trudeau is an effeminate metrosexual Mini Me version of the late Soviet dictator Josef Stalin.”
  • He then raced out the door to his flying scooter.
  • Amadeus, in the meantime, was sitting at his table and wondering who was the woman who a₱₱eared in his dreams last night.
  • Was she real?, Amadeus wondered. A ₱ro₱hetic vision of someone he’d meet someday in reality? Or was she just a figment of his ₱syche’s imagination?
  • Renfield arrived.
  • As he sat down, the M₱ qui₱₱ed, “I ho₱e there were no children watching my flying scooter ride. I think I just ran over Tinkerbell.”
  • A boy who was wearing a ₱eter ₱an t-shirt over at the next table burst into tears.
  • His mother escorted him from the restaurant while casting angry glances in Renfield’s direction.
  • After Renfield made his order to the waitress, he remarked to Amadeus, “I just found out some interesting information about World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab.”
  • “What was that?” Amadeus asked.
  • Renfield answered, “I got an email from my friend a Calgary based geo₱olitical analyst. Earlier today he was watching a YouTube video by some commentator discussing Archbisho₱ Carlo Maria Vigano’s most recent letter in which he said that George Soros, Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab are the 3 most evil men in the Western world today. The commentator and video host was also adding some commentary of his own. He was discussing Freemasonic secret societies. He showed a ₱hoto showing Klaus Schwab dressed in what a₱₱eared to be Masonic like robes. The commentator and YouTube video host said that he thought that the robes in the ₱hoto were of a Masonic like society but he didn’t recognize the insignia on the robes himself in the ₱hoto that showed Klaus Schwab and two other men dressed in robes with ₱eculiar insignia. However my geo₱olitical analyst friend did recognize the robes and the ₱articular insignia. Many years ago he was Director of Research for a non-₱rofit agency the Alberta Cult Awareness Network that studied, researched and gave ₱ublic lectures on mind control cults. The robes with insignia that Klaus Schwab was wearing were the robes and insignia of the Geneva-based Order of The Solar Tem₱le Cult which was best known for its October 4th and 5th 1995 ritual murder-suicides in which 53 members of the Solar Tem₱le were either ritualistically murdered or committed suicide in both Switzerland and Canada and the buildings in which they died were deliberately set on fire. My geo₱olitical analyst friend had no idea that Klaus Schwab was once a member of the Solar Tem₱le Cult but this showed how evil and de₱raved Schwab is. He imagines that Schwab has carefully erased from history his membershi₱ in that organization. There was one ₱hoto of him in those robes that was circulating around the Internet but ₱robably most ₱eo₱le had no idea what organization was re₱resented by those robes with that ₱articular insignia. Until this former Cult researcher and current geo₱olitical analyst saw that ₱icture. So if Schwab was once a member of a cult that ₱racticed ritual murder and suicide, then he is definitely one most grotesquely evil son of a bitch. Welcome to the One World Government to be in ₱lace by the year 2O3O.”
  • -A vam₱ire novel cha₱ter
  • written by Christo₱her
  • Wednesday December 14th
  • 2O22.

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  • The Cat People and The Wolfman

    October 12, 2022 at 10:58 pm (Culture, Entertainment, Film, Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Movies, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    Simone Simon as Irena Dubrovna the black panther shapeshifting cat woman New York City based Serbian born and raised fashion illustrator who tore a psychiatrist to pieces with her claws

    Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish Church in West London was meeting with one of his parishioners the world-famous concert pianist Amadeus Emanon in his vicarage kitchen who was enjoying the homemade cinnamon buns made by Father Aidan’s housekeeper Mrs. Lancaster.

    Amadeus Emanon was already on his 36th cinnamon bun.

    “Do you suppose Mrs. Lancaster might make some more?” Amadeus asked as he looked at the now empty plate.

    “Well I do believe it takes awhile to make those cinnamon buns,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds explained, “plus I think she’s currently busy listening to your friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Wednesday night podcast.”

    From upstairs in Mrs. Lancaster’s bedroom could be heard the voice of Renfield R. Renfield saying, “Wow. What a shocker. The cocaine snorting editors of Britain’s The Economist Magazine are calling for cocaine use to be legalized.”

    “You know,” Amadeus helped himself to a gingerbread cookie man that Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds brought him from the refrigerator, “Renfield was telling me that Russian President Vladimir Putin hired a Siberian shaman to go to New York City and raise from the dead the body of the Serbian cat woman Irena Dubrovna. As Miss Dubrovna’s spirit has graduated from Purgatory to Paradise, she won’t be returning to her body. However a famous homicidally inclined Byzantine mermaid Echidna Antiochus who was put to death on the Byzantine Emperor Justinian I’s orders has had her spirit granted a dispensational release from the Underworld by Hades and has taken possession of Irena Dubrovna’s body.
    She is going to Kiev Ukraine as an ally of Putin and will be using Irena Dubrovna’s body to turn into a black panther to rip apart bodies of Ukrainians because the demon Moloch appearing as Saint Michael the Archangel has told Vladimir Putin that it’s the right thing to do.”

    “How horrifying,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds made the Sign of the Cross.

    Father Aidan’s making the Sign of the Cross caused a Calvinist street preacher standing on the sidewalk outside the vicarage to drop dead.

    “The thing is,” Amadeus scratched his head, “I always thought the 1942 film The Cat People starring Simone Simon was a work of fiction. I didn’t think it was based on a real incident and I didn’t think Irena Dubrovna was a real actual person.”

    “Well, it turns out,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds checked out a passage in the Rev. Montague Summers’ unpublished work (written before he died) Occultic Folklore and Legend As Found In Film, “that there really was an Irena Dubrovna in the late 1930s and that what happened in the film was true.”

    “Wow,” Amadeus Emanon walked over to the refrigerator and brought out the entire plate of gingerbread men cookies that he then started eating, “Next thing you know you’ll be telling me that there really was a werewolf called Larry Talbot and that the classic 1941 Universal Pictures monster horror film called The Wolfman that starred Lon Chaney Jr., Claude Rains and Evelyn Ankers was based on something that actually happened in real life.”

    “Well, actually,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds cleared his throat, “I can tell you that Larry Talbot did actually exist and what happened in the 1941 film The Wolfman was true and I don’t need to consult the Rev. Montague Summers’ unpublished work Occultic Folklore and Legend As Found In Film to determine that. For it turns out my grandfather the Anglican clergyman Father Augustine Bury Saint Edmunds was the curate of Saint Magloire’s Church in Llanwelly Wales near Talbot Castle at the time Larry Talbot arrived in the village to flirt with Gwen Conliffe the daughter of the village antique shop owner and to get bitten by Bela the gypsy fortune telling werewolf.”

    “Really?” Amadeus paused in the middle of eating his 6th gingerbread man cookie.

    “Yes,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds nodded, “As an interesting postscript to the film which ended with Larry Talbot getting killed by his own wolf’s head silver cane walking stick wielded by Larry’s father Sir John Talbot, the Talbot Castle game keeper Frank Andrews (played by actor Patric Knowles in the film), who was Gwen Conliffe’s fiance, ended up getting killed by a wererabbit bunny rabbit that had apparently been originally bitten by Larry Talbot. After the Saint Magloire’s Church exorcism team made Welsh rarebit out of the Welsh wererabbit, after an appropriate period of mourning for the late departed Mr. Andrews, Gwen Conliffe ended up marrying the young curate Father Augustine Bury Saint Edmunds. So Gwen Conliffe is actually my grandmother.”

    “Holy fuck,” Amadeus Emanon commented.

    Mrs. Lancaster came down the stairs and washed Amadeus Emanon’s mouth out with soap.

    . . .

    Outside 10 Downing Street, Larry the 10 Downing Street cat was chasing away the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow and his spectral black horse.

    Inside 10 Downing Street, former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was trying to convince current British Prime Minister Liz Truss to hire a witch doctor or shaman to raise the famous Wolfman werewolf Larry Talbot from the dead in the Llanwelly Village Cemetery in Wales and send him to eastern Ukraine to eat and devour Russian soldiers.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Wednesday October 12th

    Gwen Conliffe (Evelyn Ankers) among the gypsies

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    Athelstan The Valet Listens To Portions of Renfield’s Podcast

    September 22, 2022 at 11:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

    The Greek goddess Hera listens to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Thursday night podcast.

    She was horrified by the possibility that Russian President Vladimir Putin might launch a nuclear attack on the West.

    Renfield seemed to have insider information from Russia as well as knowing the contents of the Third Secret of Fatima (whose text the Vatican claimed to have released back in 2000 but they lied. They only released a vision associated with the secret not the secret itself).

    Hera decided she must do something.

    She didn’t want to see the destruction of planet Earth.

    She got in touch with the Byzantine vampiress Theodora who in her mortal life had been the Byzantine Empress Theodora the wife of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian I.

    Theodora had been turned into a vampiress on June 28th 548 AD by the ancient Babylonian vampiress Lilith.

    Otherwise Theodora would have died from cancer.

    “Hello,” Theodora picked up her phone at her estate in Athens, Greece.

    . . .

    Senile old fool Joe Biden was not listening to Renfield’s Thursday night podcast.

    He was sniffing the needles on his marijuana smoking cactus planet which inhaled marijuana cigarettes and then exhaled marijuana smoke.

    Biden believed the cactus needles were the hair of The Woman In Green.

    The Woman In Green was the name of a 1945 Universal Pictures Sherlock Holmes film with Basil Rathbone as Holmes and Nigel Bruce as Dr. Watson that he watched on late night television last night.

    “Mr. President,” one of his aides entered the Oval Office.

    “Ow,” Joe pricked his nose on a cactus needle, “What is it?”.

    “The wealthy residents of Martha’s Vineyard are once again complaining about immigrants being sent there,” his aide said.

    “Who’s sending immigrants this time?” Biden wiped his nose with a used diaper, “Ron DeSantis or Greg Abbot?”.

    “Greg Abbott the Governor of Texas,” his aide answered, “But this recent batch of immigrants are different. These are zombie 15th Century Aztec warriors recently raised from the dead in Mexico by a South African witch doctor at the behest of the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec who’s the goddaughter of the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl (whom Utah Sen. Mitt Romney being Mormon thinks is the person of Jesus Christ when he visited the Americas according to Mormon teaching).”

    “Why did Qonzilqointec send these zombie 15th Century Aztec warriors across the Mexico-U.S. border anyways?” Biden asked. “And does this Qonzilqointec have nice hair? Is it worth sniffing?”.

    “Qonzilqointec is very beautiful, she does have nice hair and it probably is worth sniffing,” his aide explained.

    “This new King Charles III of England was quite cranky when I sniffed the flowers on his mother’s coffin quite intently as the cameras looked away,” Biden recalled, “He asked me what the Hell I was doing? It was quite sad that it was a closed casket funeral. I quite enjoyed sniffing Her Majesty’s hair when she was alive. I wonder if…”

    “Mr. President, to answer your 1st question,” his aide interjected, “The reason Qonzilqointec sent these living dead Aztec warriors across the border was to re-annex parts of the U.S. to a revived Aztec Empire.”

    “But I don’t think Martha’s Vineyard in Massachusetts was ever part of the Aztec Empire,” Joe Biden reflected.

    “It is now,” another aide entered the room.

    . . .

    Athelstan the butler and valet to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was doing his daily housecleaning duties around the Set Estate mansion.

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield (who lived in the mansion) was doing his Thursday night podcast from his bedroom.

    Athelstan occasionally listened in before going on to his next cleaning job.

    As he passed the room, he heard Renfield say, “They are a bunch of Belgian waffles who have fruits all over them…”

    “Is Renfield talking about breakfast?” Athelstan asked Amadeus Emanon as he walked by.

    “No,” Athelstan shook his head, “I think he’s talking about the Belgian Conference of (supposedly) Catholic Bishops who have voted to approve blessing gay unions.”

    Athelstan dusted Set’s statue of Napoleon.

    He walked by Renfield’s room where he heard Renfield say, “The Vatican is a Communist craphole…”

    When he finished dusting Set’s nude statue of Pauline Borghese as Venus Victrix, he passed Renfield’s room again where Renfield asked, “What does Joe Biden have in common with the Vatican?”.

    When he had finished dusting the statue of Queen Cleopatra, again he passed Renfield’s room where Renfield said, “Meanwhile in other news, U.S. Vice-President Kamala Harris is bitching that a group of zombie 15th Century Aztec warriors have taken over her house…”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Thursday September 22nd

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    Amadeus Emanon On The Day of The Queen’s Funeral

    September 19, 2022 at 10:40 pm (History, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Grandchildren of Her Majesty standing vigil for The Queen this past Saturday night

    Professional concert pianist Amadeus Emanon and his two friends Angelique Dumont and Dulcinea Lucia had spent the day standing along the streets of central London watching the Queen’s funeral procession from Westminster Hall to Westminster Abbey and then her burial procession from Westminster Abbey to Windsor Castle.

    When the processions were over, the trio retreated to a pub The George and Dragon to discuss the day’s events.

    “Where was your friend the MP Renfield R. Renfield?” Dulcinea Lucia asked Amadeus, “I thought he would have joined us at both processions.”

    “He was present in person at both the funeral and burial services for Her Majesty,” Amadeus answered.

    “What?” Dulcinea was incredulous, “How does the leader of a party that has only two seats in the Westminster House of Commons end up getting invited to both those services?”.

    “He once saved one of the Queen’s Welsh corgis from drowning in a swimming pool,” Amadeus replied.

    “That would do it all right,” Dulcinea had to admit.

    “One final toast,” Amadeus raised his glass of ale, “To Her late Majesty The Queen.”

    “To Her late Majesty The Queen,” Angelique Dumont and Dulcinea Lucia likewise raised their glasses of ale.

    Outside the pub, a lone kilted bagpiper walked by playing a Scottish Regiment’s Final Farewell Post.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Monday September 19th

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    From Key Largo To Mar-A-Lago

    August 9, 2022 at 10:17 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

    Actress Claire Trevor won the 1948 Best Supporting Actress Award for her portrayal of former nightclub singer Gaye Dawn in the 1948 film Key Largo that starred Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall and Edward G. Robinson

    Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises Laboratories in London, England.

    He was watching the 1948 film Key Largo on his waterproof 72 inch wide flat screen TV.

    He was doing so on the recommendations of his good friends British MP Renfield R. Renfield and world-renowned concert pianist Amadeus Emanon.

    In one scene as Claire Trevor’s character of Gaye Dawn stood smoking a cigarette in the lobby of the Hotel Largo,

    Edward G. Robinson’s character of mobster Johnny Rocco orders hostage Frank McCloud (Humphrey Bogart) to turn on the radio while hostage Nora Temple (Lauren Bacall) paints her fingernails an indeterminate colour as the film was shot in black and white.

    After McCloud turned the radio on, the film version that Michelangelo was watching suddenly took a strange sci-fi twist as the radio of the lobby of the Hotel Largo in Key Largo, Florida in 1948 picked up a news story from the year 2022.

    Said the radio announcer, “U.S. President Joe Biden just can’t help himself. Joe Biden was eager to fondle girls and sniff hair after being cooped up for two weeks in Covid isolation in the White House.
    Biden arrived in Lexington, Kentucky Monday morning to survey damage from the recent floods that the trio of Al Gore, Pope Francis and Bill Gates blamed on global warming, climate change and the refusal of the American worker to eat bugs for breakfast, lunch and supper.
    A maskless Joe Biden repeatedly coughed into his hand as he sat next to Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear (Democrat) at a press conference.
    Beshear leaned away from Biden as the President continuously hacked into his hand.
    First Lady Jill Biden hovered over Joe to make sure he stayed in line as they visited families impacted by the Kentucky floods.
    But Joe just couldn’t keep his paws off of young women.
    Creepy Joe even sniffed a woman’s hair.”

    In an action that wasn’t even mentioned in the original Key Largo movie script written by director John Huston and screenplay writer Richard Brooks, Johnny Rocco went completely beserk and shot and killed all of the Hotel Largo hostages (thus bringing the movie to a sudden and abrupt end) because he couldn’t believe that a pervert such as Joe Biden could ever be elected President of the United States.

    Michelangelo picked up the remote with one of his lobster claws and shut off the TV.

    From a nearby room, he could hear Set Enterprises’ scientist Dr. Marmalade Montague listening to British MP Renfield R. Renfield’s Tuesday night podcast.

    Said Renfield, “Yesterday Neo-Bolshevik Communist operatives in the American FBI raided Donald Trump’s home at the Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida…”

    Michelangelo adjusted his waterproof blankets and patted his waterproof pillow and picked up a copy of the book Phil Huston’s Tales To Battle Insomnia off his nightstand.

    The lobster immediately fell asleep after reading the first sentence of the first chapter.

    He had a dream (or was it a vision?) of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI raid on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate.

    He saw that the ghosts of Lavrentiy Beria (head of Josef Stalin’s NKVD Soviet secret police) and Jeffrey Epstein (pervert extraordinaire and close friend and bum buddy of influential politicians and globalist billionaires alike) were the ones leading the Neo-Bolshevik Communist FBI raid on the Mar-a-Lago estate.

    What, Michelangelo wondered, were Beria and Epstein doing leading an FBI raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate?

    Meanwhile Donald Trump was having a phone conversation with his daughter Ivanka about the raid.

    Said Donald to Ivanka, “I’m glad I left my dirty underwear in my safe. That will serve those Commie bastards in the FBI right as they sift through my underwear.”

    Ivanka answered, “So you were able to keep all your dirty underwear in a single safe? I don’t think all of the safes in all of Fort Knox would be able to hold all of Joe Biden’s dirty underwear.”

    Meanwhile in the Oval Office…

    PLOOP !

    Voice of Joe Biden (whining) : “Kamala, come change me…”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Tuesday August 9th

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    Eugenio Scalfari Dead At The Age of 98

    July 14, 2022 at 10:42 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Obituaries, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was meeting in a coffee shop with his friend Amadeus Emanon’s pastor the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. of E. Parish Church in West London.

    They were discussing today’s death of Italian atheistic journalist Eugenio Scalfari at the age of 98.

    Scalfari was the co-founder of the influential Italian newspaper La Repubblica and was its editor from 1976 to 1996.

    He continued to work as a journalist and write articles and do interviews even after he retired as editor.

    Scalfari was most famous for doing interviews with Pope Francis.

    Jorge Mario Bergoglio seemed to enjoy giving intimate personal interviews to Scalfari.

    Scalfari took no notes during these interviews and relied on memory he said.

    Thus Jorge Mario Bergoglio could theoretically have an out when Scalfari’s articles said that Francis during these interviews had denied the existence of Hell, the Divinity of Christ and His Bodily Resurrection.

    However when concerns were raised about these issues by numerous Catholic faithful, not once did the Vatican ever issue a statement from Francis himself that the pontiff categorically denied the claims that Scalfari attributed to him.

    “I do not know if Scalfari accepted Christ on his deathbed,” said Father Bury Saint Edmunds, “but if he didn’t and Scalfari’s soul was lost, Bergoglio has a lot to answer for in not preaching the Gospel to him. A man who is a priest and even more so a bishop has a lot to answer for from God in how he handles souls under his care.”

    “But if Bergoglio didn’t really believe in the existence of Hell, Christ’s Divinity or His Bodily Resurrection,” Renfield noted, “He really wouldn’t feel inclined to preach the Gospel to Scalfari, would he?”.

    “That’s a good point,” Father Saint Edmunds admitted.

    “What are those little cards with pictures on them that you’ve got in front of you, Father?” Renfield asked.

    “They’re prayer cards,” Father Saint Edmunds answered.

    “And what are those pictures of?” Renfield inquired.

    “Well this picture is of Jesus with His Sacred Heart, this is a picture of Saint Stephen who was the Christian Church’s first martyr, this is a picture of Saint James the Apostle and this is a picture of Saint Christopher carrying the Christ Child across a stream,” Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds replied.

    “May I have those prayer cards, Father?” Renfield asked.

    “Certainly,” the priest handed the MP the cards.

    In another corner of the cafe, the Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka sat watching.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Thursday July 14th

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    From Fay Wray Atop The Empire State Building To Elmo On Sesame Street

    July 6, 2022 at 10:31 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    Fay Wray who was originally from Cardston, Alberta, Canada played Ann Darrow who was King Kong’s love interest in the 1933 film King Kong

    British MP Renfield R. Renfield was watching the 1933 film King Kong on television.

    Upon hearing the line at the end of the film “It was Beauty killed the Beast”, Renfield commented, “That line would be considered politically incorrect today. It would be considered offensive to beheading victims of Pan Goatee.”

    Renfield was to appear later today to give a talk to children at a London public library.

    Apparently some parents had complained about Drag Queen Reading Story Hour at the library.

    And last night a Drag Queen who was also a Boris Johnson impersonator read a story.

    The sight of someone who looked like Boris Johnson wearing a gold evening dress, 6 inch black eyelashes and 6 inch red painted fingernails had apparently traumatized all the children present.

    Someone in charge of the public library decided that it would be a good idea if this evening Renfield was invited to give a talk to children.

    As Renfield arrived at the library with his friends Amadeus Emanon and Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster, a British National Health Service nurse was just finishing her talk to the children in which she said that last week Sesame Street’s Elmo had been vaccinated against Covid-19.

    “How many here want to be like Elmo?” The nurse asked.

    All of the children put up their hands.

    Renfield whispered something to Michelangelo.

    The lobster nodded and left the auditorium.

    “And now dear children,” the head librarian announced, “I’d like to present a Member of the British Parliament Mr. Renfield R. Renfield.”

    Renfield got up to the podium and started to sing the song I Am The Very Model of the Modern Major-General from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Pirates of Penzance.

    Sang Renfield,

    “I am the very model of the modern Major-General
    I’ve information vegetable, animal and mineral
    I know the Kings of England, and I quote the fights Historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters Mathematical
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the Hypotenuse…

    … I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous…”

    At that moment an animalculous being belonging to the Nephropidae family (i.e. Michelangelo) went up to Renfield and handed him a note with his right lobster claw.

    “Dear children,” Renfield addressed them with a sad and solemn expression on his face, “I’ve just been informed that an hour ago Elmo from Sesame Street died of a massive heart attack.”

    All the children gasped in horror.

    Renfield went on, “In Bryan Hall CJCA Radio Edmonton fashion, I’m not going to talk about the fact that what just happened to Elmo has happened to people all over the world after they’ve taken the vaccine. No, I’m not going to talk about that. I’m not going to mention, in Bryan Hall CJCA Radio Edmonton fashion, that young athletes in particular have suddenly dropped dead after taking the vaccine. No, I’m not going to mention that. Also, in Bryan Hall CJCA Radio Edmonton fashion, I’m not going to talk about the fact that the number of still births has risen dramatically in the world ever since expectant mothers were given the vaccine. No, I’m not going to talk about that. And likewise, in Bryan Hall CJCA Radio Edmonton fashion, I’m not going to mention that Israeli and UK statistics show that your chances of dying from Covid are greater if you got the vaccine than if you didn’t. No, I’m not going to mention that.”

    Amadeus whispered to Renfield, “I think you’ve traumatized the children.”

    “Well it’s never too early to let children know that Big Government, Big Pharma and the brainless mainstream media are a bunch of lying sons of bitches,” Renfield answered.

    “Who wants to be like Elmo now?” Renfield asked the children.

    No show of hands.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    Written by Christopher
    Wednesday, July 6th

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    Remembering Meat Loaf: Amadeus’ Tribute

    January 21, 2022 at 10:28 pm (Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, music videos, Plays, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

    Singer Meat Loaf (September 27th 1947 – January 20th 2022) Known for his album Bat Out of Hell and his hit song I’d Do Anything For Love

    Amadeus Emanon had just heard the news that one of his music idols Meat Loaf had just died at the age of 74.

    He decided to do a tribute in his memory.

    Amadeus who was a musician, a singer and an actor contacted some of his friends on social media about it this Friday night.

    They went down to St. James’s Park and acted out Amadeus’ improvisationally written play.

    The play began with a High Priest (who practiced satanism in private but was a respected ecclesiastical figure in public) who was plotting the death of a man who was a threat to him.

    The high priest said to one of his subordinates, “We’ll track him down. We’ll get him through his weakest link. His youngest follower.”

    The Apostle John (played by Amadeus) was approached by a girl (played by Angelique Dumont) he once knew.

    The girl kissed him and asked him to love her.

    As John slowly succumbed to the girl, the girl then made a request.

    And Amadeus replied, “I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”

    Amadeus then began singing the song lyrics,

    “And I would do anything for love but I won’t do that…”

    He sang the lyrics up until the lines

    “Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever seen before
    or will again…”

    Amadeus as the young Apostle John turns away from the girl played by Angelique.

    John (Amadeus) then turns to a fellow actor who’s playing Jesus,

    “And maybe I’m crazy
    Oh it’s crazy and it’s true
    I know you can save me
    No one else can save me now but you…

    That I would do anything for love
    I’ll be there till the final act.”

    John (Amadeus) bows to Jesus and then turned back to the girl he had known,

    “I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”

    The scene then turns back to the satanic High Priest, “So much for the theory about who I thought was the weakest link…”

    The High Priest is then approached by Judas Iscariot who sells out Christ for thirty pieces of silver.

    The Apostle Paul had it right when he said, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Friday January 21st

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    Pope Francis On Pfizer and UFOs and ETs

    January 15, 2022 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

    “Will Pope Francis make a statement on UFOs and ETs this year?” Amadeus asked Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church.

    “He may,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.

    The two continued their walk down the Thames.

    “How much does the Vatican know about UFOs and ETs?” Amadeus inquired.

    “I really don’t know,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds replied, “We can only speculate.”

    . . .

    It had come to the attention of SNN (Set News Network) that Pope Francis had held two secret meetings in 2021 with Albert Bourla the CEO of Pfizer.

    Unlike most papal private audiences, these meetings were not announced by the Holy See Press Office.

    Interestingly enough, Francis had also secretly received Melinda Gates in November 2019 just before the Covid hysteria began.

    A month after Pope Francis had welcomed a wooden statue of Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess into the Vatican Gardens and into Saint Peter’s Basilica.

    . . .

    Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai worked in the Antiquities Section of the Vatican Museum, headed the Rome chapter of the O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) an Aleister Crowleyite organization and served as an advisor on papal liturgies for the Mass to Pope Francis.

    He was currently meeting with Pope Francis on setting up the basis for a United Federation of Planets when contact with ETs and UFOs was finally made.

    Francis proposed that the United Federation of Planets should have as its symbol the UN symbol around a familiar earthling symbol.

    . . .

    As Amadeus and Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds continued their walk along the Thames, they encountered Psyche of Cupid and Psyche fame.

    Psyche had been worshipped by the ancient Greeks as the Greek goddess of the soul.

    Said Psyche, “There’s a connection between Luciferase and UFOs/aliens.”

    Cupid had an arrow dipped in Hydra’s poisonous blood and fired it at Psyche.

    -A vampire novel chapter
    written by Christopher
    Saturday January 15th

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