Remembering Meat Loaf: Amadeus’ Tribute

January 21, 2022 at 10:28 pm (Culture, Entertainment, History, Music, music videos, Plays, Vampire novel) (, , , , )

Singer Meat Loaf (September 27th 1947 – January 20th 2022) Known for his album Bat Out of Hell and his hit song I’d Do Anything For Love

Amadeus Emanon had just heard the news that one of his music idols Meat Loaf had just died at the age of 74.

He decided to do a tribute in his memory.

Amadeus who was a musician, a singer and an actor contacted some of his friends on social media about it this Friday night.

They went down to St. James’s Park and acted out Amadeus’ improvisationally written play.

The play began with a High Priest (who practiced satanism in private but was a respected ecclesiastical figure in public) who was plotting the death of a man who was a threat to him.

The high priest said to one of his subordinates, “We’ll track him down. We’ll get him through his weakest link. His youngest follower.”

The Apostle John (played by Amadeus) was approached by a girl (played by Angelique Dumont) he once knew.

The girl kissed him and asked him to love her.

As John slowly succumbed to the girl, the girl then made a request.

And Amadeus replied, “I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”

Amadeus then began singing the song lyrics,

“And I would do anything for love but I won’t do that…”

He sang the lyrics up until the lines

“Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever seen before
or will again…”

Amadeus as the young Apostle John turns away from the girl played by Angelique.

John (Amadeus) then turns to a fellow actor who’s playing Jesus,

“And maybe I’m crazy
Oh it’s crazy and it’s true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you…

That I would do anything for love
I’ll be there till the final act.”

John (Amadeus) bows to Jesus and then turned back to the girl he had known,

“I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.”

The scene then turns back to the satanic High Priest, “So much for the theory about who I thought was the weakest link…”

The High Priest is then approached by Judas Iscariot who sells out Christ for thirty pieces of silver.

The Apostle Paul had it right when he said, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday January 21st
2022.

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Pope Francis On Pfizer and UFOs and ETs

January 15, 2022 at 10:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

“Will Pope Francis make a statement on UFOs and ETs this year?” Amadeus asked Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic C. Of E. Parish Church.

“He may,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds nodded.

The two continued their walk down the Thames.

“How much does the Vatican know about UFOs and ETs?” Amadeus inquired.

“I really don’t know,” Father Bury Saint Edmunds replied, “We can only speculate.”

. . .

It had come to the attention of SNN (Set News Network) that Pope Francis had held two secret meetings in 2021 with Albert Bourla the CEO of Pfizer.

Unlike most papal private audiences, these meetings were not announced by the Holy See Press Office.

Interestingly enough, Francis had also secretly received Melinda Gates in November 2019 just before the Covid hysteria began.

A month after Pope Francis had welcomed a wooden statue of Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess into the Vatican Gardens and into Saint Peter’s Basilica.

. . .

Jesuit priest Father Caiaphas bar Yochai worked in the Antiquities Section of the Vatican Museum, headed the Rome chapter of the O.T.O. (Ordo Templi Orientis) an Aleister Crowleyite organization and served as an advisor on papal liturgies for the Mass to Pope Francis.

He was currently meeting with Pope Francis on setting up the basis for a United Federation of Planets when contact with ETs and UFOs was finally made.

Francis proposed that the United Federation of Planets should have as its symbol the UN symbol around a familiar earthling symbol.

. . .

As Amadeus and Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds continued their walk along the Thames, they encountered Psyche of Cupid and Psyche fame.

Psyche had been worshipped by the ancient Greeks as the Greek goddess of the soul.

Said Psyche, “There’s a connection between Luciferase and UFOs/aliens.”

Cupid had an arrow dipped in Hydra’s poisonous blood and fired it at Psyche.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 15th
2022.

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Renfield Addresses UK Catholic Parents Conference

January 12, 2022 at 11:20 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to address the UK Catholic Parents Conference.

The President of the UK Catholic Parents Conference Mr. Finnegan Nyet Awake had been asked to select a speaker for tonight’s conference.

While under the influence of seven glasses of Scotch whisky, Finnegan decided on MP Renfield totally oblivious to the fact that the Vatican would definitely not approve of his choice.

Renfield began his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference this way,

“Do you remember? Do you remember when “the Pope” wasn’t a lurid yellow-teethed ghoul who wanted to destroy the Mass and put you and your family in a quarantine camp? I remember. God bless Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI. One who did not have the Seat of Saint Peter purchased for him by George Soros. I’d like to start my address by reading a recently discovered addendum added to the list of anathemas of the Council of Trent (1545-1563). The addendum, lost for centuries until now, reads thus, “If any whose name be Jorge Mario Bergoglio, let him be anathema…”

. . .

The anchorman for the Set News Network (SNN) read the following news headline,

“The UK’s own government data shows that 286% more deaths occurred among the vaccinated than among the unvaccinated…”

. . .

Meanwhile at a Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver British Columbia, a family whose 4-year-old son is being treated for leukemia are being evicted from the facility (a charity that provides a temporary home to pediatric cancer patients and their families free of charge while they’re being treated at local hospitals) because they’re not vaccinated against Covid-19.
Said the boy’s father, “This is some kind of crazy evil like I’ve never seen in my life.”
Shortly after the boy’s father made the statement, holographic images of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Mao Tse-tung, Pol Pot, Justin Trudeau, Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels, CNN’s Jim Acosta, Dr. Josef Mengele and Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared outside the Vancouver Ronald McDonald House holding up a huge banner that read, “WE ARE NOT EVIL.”

. . .

As Amadeus Emanon sat at the back of the auditorium, his friend Renfield was delivering the final line of his speech to the UK Catholic Parents Conference,

“The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell and only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers.”

Amadeus thought sadly about one of his favourite singers Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes who died today at the age of 78.

Ronnie Spector the lead singer of The Ronettes

Amadeus said a silent prayer that Ronnie Spector was on that Stairway To Heaven following in the footsteps of actor Sidney Poitier who left this earthly existence a few days ago.

Holographic images in front of Ronald McDonald House in Vancouver heard the AC/DC song Highway To Hell played in back of them.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 12th
2022.

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Amadeus and Angelique In The Sherlock Holmes Pub

January 11, 2022 at 9:40 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Concert pianist/singer/musician Amadeus Emanon was having dinner with his girlfriend New Orleans singer/songstress Angelique Dumont in The Sherlock Holmes Pub.

They watched a Renfield R. Renfield podcast which was often shown in the pub when it was on.

“A pathology report prepared by Sucharit Bhakdi MD and Arne Burkhardt MD in the U.S. shows that 93% of people who died after being vaccinated were killed by the vaccine,” Renfield started out.

“Hah,” a “fact checker” for Reuters news agency started laughing, “I just got my third booster shot today.”

He then keeled over.

A paramedic team brought in to save him couldn’t revive him after his major cardiac arrest.

He would never write another lying and inaccurate “fact check” again.

“And in other news,” Renfield carried on, “The Canadian province of Alberta’s Chief Medical Officer Dr. Deena Hinshaw admitted that Alberta Health Services have manipulated the numbers during this pandemic. Hinshaw admitted that AHS reported non-ICU patients as ICU patients throughout the pandemic.”

Putting aside the triple AAA Alberta steak he had been eating, Renfield then started eating poutine.

“Moving from Alberta eastwards to Quebec,” Renfield went on, “Quebec Premier Francois Legault announced that he would impose a health care tax on the unvaccinated.”

Renfield then called for the assassination of Quebec’s Premier.

“If Renfield gets his way, there won’t be many politicians left on the Earth,” Angelique Dumont remarked.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday January 11th
2021.

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Some Renfieldian Mischief On A November Day

November 11, 2021 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was flying over America in one of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships named The Robert E. Lee.

The name of the ship was lit up in neon so as to positively offend all “woke” and cancel culture individuals on the ground below.

Renfield was performing acts of mischief.

He had hacked into a computerized video presentation being held at a military academy for army cadets.

The academy would apparently be visited by senile old fool Joe Biden next week and the instruction video was showing the cadets how to perform a 21-gun salute.

The video was showing actual footage of another military academy giving a 21-gun salute to Biden.

Renfield had hacked into the video’s audio making the narrator sound like the narrator of one of those old 1950s public service style films that were shown to school kids during Film period in schools.

Renfield had also written his own script for the 1950s style Film narrator to deliver.

As the video started with Biden approaching the assembly of military cadets on the martial drill grounds, the 1950s narrator began his narration of the instructional video being shown to this cadre of cadets,

“Joe Biden is America’s Pooper-In-Chief. As Carly Simon might put it in a theme song for a James Bond movie, “Nobody does it better…”
Yes, whether it’s extending geetings to the Pope or letting America’s middle class and workers know what he actually thinks of them, Joe is the sort of man who’s willing to show the world exactly what he’s full of.”

As Joe Biden in the video went and stood on the dais with which he would view the honour guard as the 21-gun salute sounded, Renfield’s 1950s style film narrator continued, “And it is from this vantage point that Joe Biden will drop a 21-load salute in his pants…”

The video finally came to a screeching halt as the Drill Sargeant screamed “Off!” and cadets were rolling around on the floor in huge gales of laughter.

Renfield then had the dirigible flown over Saint John, New Brunswick where he did a podcast broadcasting to residents below.

“Saint John New Brunswick is the home of 52-year-old Canadian cardiologist Dr. Sohrab Lutchmedial who spent most of 2021 insulting the unvaccinated,” Renfield explained, “Lutchmedial told the unvaccinated only weeks ago, “I won’t cry at your funeral” and now he himself has kicked the bucket two weeks after his 3rd mRNA injection shot.”

Then Renfield added, “Might I suggest giving this fool the posthumous raspberry he so richly deserves by bringing New Year’s Eve party horns and bells and a bunch of Whoopie! cushions to his funeral.”

As Renfield flew back across the Atlantic, already the British Foreign Office was receiving numerous complaints from both Washington DC and Ottawa over the MP’s North American visit.

Angelique Dumont said to her boyfriend Amadeus Emanon (who was Renfield’s best friend), “I can’t believe there’s anybody in the world like Renfield.”

To which Amadeus responded, “In these times in which we live, if Renfield didn’t exist, it would be necessary to invent him.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday November 11th
2021.

A poster for James Cameron’s 1997 film Titanic outside a London repertory film theatre which had been retouched by Renfield.

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The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future

September 27, 2021 at 11:07 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Religion, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds was the Vicar of St. Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London, a former Vicar of St. Swithin’s By The Floodwaters near the Cotswolds town of Tewkesbury and one of the Church of England’s leading exorcists.

Tonight he’d be delivering a sermon at the St. Genevieve’s Monday Night Evensong Prayer Service entitled The 2019 Burning of Notre Dame In Paris: How It Was A Portent For Humanity’s Future.

Concert pianist, musician and singer Amadeus Emanon (who was a member of the St. Genevieve’s Church Congregation) decided to attend.

So too did his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield.

Renfield was currently in hot water with many of the ministries in the British government.

This past Friday evening Renfield and a couple of vampiress acquiantances of his (Ho Babylon Minh and Mei-ling Manchu) had pushed Neo-Vichy Paris policemen to their deaths from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Thus angering Paris police authorities.

Ho Babylon Minh at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Hunter Biden’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the Biden White House.

Mei-ling Manchu at Renfield’s suggestion had recently taken Xi Jinping’s tiny testicles hostage pissing off the CCP Supreme Leadership in Beijing.

Of course those actions had finally led to a plea bargain between the U.S. Department of Justice and Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou leading to the release of the Two Michaels (Canadian citizens Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor) after spending over 1000 days in solitary confinement in Chinese prisons on trumped-up espionage charges in retaliation for Meng Wanzhou’s arrest at Vancouver International Airport.

Australia was also pissed off with Renfield since ASIO (the Australian Security Intelligence Organization) knew but had been unable to prove that Renfield was smuggling arms to Australian freedom fighters fighting the pro-NWO (New World Order) Police Forces in the Australian states of New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia.

The Italian government was pissed off at Renfield since Renfield in a speech to the Tewkesbury Italian Restaurateurs’ Association this past Saturday had called for the overthrow of the Italian government.

Renfield had also pissed off Pope Francis and the Vatican by claiming that Francis was a satanic antipope.

Renfield was also in hot water with the French government after having provided a French assailant with the Cockatrice egg that had crowned Emmanuel Macron on the head at a food trade fair in Lyon today.

Macron was hit with the Cockatrice egg as a choir of English song birds sang those Easter hymn lyrics, “And crown him, crown him, crown him, and crown him lord of all.”

“Un oeuf! Enough!” Macron cried after being hit by the egg.

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds noted in his sermon:

“Who can forget the burning spire atop Notre Dame Cathedral as it fell?
The Gallic Rooster has been a symbol of France since early medieval times and the Gallic Rooster was atop that spire. Within that rooster were three relics: a relic of St. Denis, a relic of St. Genevieve and a thorn from Christ’s Crown of Thorns (found by Saint Helena the mother of the Roman Emperor Constantine). When the burning spire collapsed, it inverted itself so that it was pointed straight down like an arrow plunging into the Earth.

When it came down, it plunged straight into the wooden Novus Ordo Communion table destroying it.

The rooster survived battered but with the relics intact.

The Tridentine altar behind the Novus Ordo Communion table survived with its Pieta (statue of the Virgin Mary holding the crucified Christ’s body) and the medieval Cross behind it intact.

Nor is it lost on us that this disaster (of April 15th 2019) came on Monday of Holy Week the day after Palm Sunday.

The Gospel readings for that day relate to Christ cursing the fig tree because it refused to produce fruit much like the Novus Ordo Mass has since its inception.

In the parable of the fig tree we learn that Israel is cursed because it stopped producing fruit.

And now through the portents of Notre Dame, the Novus Ordo Church is cursed because of a lack of fruit.

Within 6 months of the burning of Notre Dame, the “abomination of desolation” (statues of Pachamama the fiery red dragon woman worshipped as the earth mother goddess by the Incas) stands in the “holy place” (besides the high altar of Saint Peter’s Basilica).

Within six months after that, a pandemic is declared.

From a virus called corona meaning “crown”.

And the unique feature of this virus is little spikes sticking out of it.

Spikes that resemble a thorn such as can be found in a crown of thorns.

Spikes that also resemble spikes that are driven through a crucified man’s hands and feet.

The CDC’s own statistics show that this virus does have a high recovery rate.

For those who experience the worst from this virus, blood fills the lungs and they die.

Much like what happens when one dies from being crucified.

Our materialistic world however has yet to put two and two together.”

-Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday September 27th
2021.

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The Vaccinazi-Coviet Pact Deepens

September 5, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfeld R. Renfield was doing a Sunday night podcast.

Amadeus Emanon was watching the podcast while eating some delicious Chinese food from a take-out restaurant.

The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking at his watch and wondering how long it would take his batch of live crocodiles to grow.

Set enjoyed eating live crocodiles (a habit that dated back to a dispute he had with his son Sobek).

In the meantime, Set’s batch of live crocodiles were being fed live Australian and Paris policemen who were kidnapped by the Crusader Rabbit Leonard Constaninople’s army of Neo-Byzantine Crusaders as they trained for war by battling Australian and Paris policemen.

Renfield began his podcast,

“South Australia’s Neo-Stalinist dictator and Premier Steven Marshall is working on a high-tech police surveillance state for the State of South Australia.

People ordered to quarantine by the dictatorial South Australian government must download what is called a Home Quarantine App that uses geo-location and facial recognition software to track those ordered by the Australian Neo-Gestapo to quarantine.

The app ensures citizens comply with quarantine orders by contacting people at random and asking them to provide proof of their location within 15 minutes.

Individuals who miss their geo-location check-ins will receive a follow-up phone call from nosy government bureaucrats where they will be forced to discuss why they missed the notification and if they miss that, a “compliance officer” (specially trained by reading old SS/Gestapo and old NKVD/KGB training manuals) will visit their homes.

Renfield then showed a clip of Neo-Stalinist Premier of South Australia Steven Marshall blathering away, “I think every South Australian should feel pretty proud that we are the national pilot for the home-based quarantine app.”

Renfield commented after showing the clip, “What a total and complete ass that piece of repugnant human garbage is.”

Then the British MP added, “South Australian Premier Steven Marshall should be eliminated from the face of the earth.”

An Australian parrot sitting atop an oil painting of Oliver Cromwell (that the parrot’s rear end has added some unique neo-impressionistic flourishes to- indeed Renfield bought the parrot for this purpose) spoke, “So should every other Australian leader. Kwaak. So should every other Australian leader.”

Renfield went on to his next news item,

“Earlier this evening I watched a video recorded by a concerned bystander on their smart phone that showed around 40 glass helmeted Paris police officers (looking like stormtroopers in a Nazi SS controlled galaxy unfortunately not so far away) beat a young woman senseless to the ground because she did not have a vaccine passport while shopping in a Paris shopping mall.”

Remarked Renfield while looking at the camera, “Paris police are scumbags who should be eliminated from the face of the earth.”

Then appeared a clip of the ghost of Orson Welles sitting in an arm chair holding a spectral glass of spectral Paul Masson wine.

Said Welles, “Ahhhh, the French police have always been celebrated for their excremence…”

How to deal with a French policeman.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday September 5th
2021.

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Joe Biden and The Mainstream Media Speak With Forked Tongue

August 26, 2021 at 10:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , )

Amadeus Emanon was listening to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield doing another one of his podcasts.

Here were some of Renfield’s most interesting quotes:

“The world’s most preeminent mainstream media approved asshole Dr. Anthony Fauci continues with his diabolical James Bond villainesque style plans to turn America into a Faucist state.
Says Fauci, “The time has come. Enough is enough.” The evil Fauci dismisses freedom in his call for vaccine mandates in his latest CNN Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda interview. ”

“Another moronic mainstream media member in the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda is MSNBC contributor Charlie Sykes (no doubt related to Bill Sykes the villain of Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist).”

“Washington state’s Neo-Bolshevik Communist Governor Jay Inslee is calling out the National Guard to enforce vaccine mandates and if Neo-Bolshevik Communist bureaucrats in the state bureaucracy don’t believe any religious objections to the vaccine you hold, you will be subject to criminal prosecution.”

“Bravo to the French! 👏🏻
French people are busy picnicking in the streets while sidewalk VaxxPassport cafes are empty.
A splendid way for the French to give the raised middle finger to effeminate Fascist Emmanuel Macron and his Neo-Vichy collaborators.”

Renfield then went on to a full in-depth editorial analysis, “You’ve no doubt heard about this past Monday’s announcement as shouted through the lying lens of senile old fool Joe Biden and the presstitutes in the brothel of disinformation that is the mainstream media that the U.S. Food and Drug Adminstration (FDA) gave full approval to the Covid shots which of course gives the green light to all the Neo-Bolshevik Communist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors in America (which is about 95% of them) to start legally implementing vaccine mandates.

Well of course the truth is they didn’t. It’s a big lie. Joe Biden’s puppetmasters and the mainstream media have mastered Nazi Propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels’ art of the big lie.

The only Covid vaccine that has been given full approval by the FDA (which did happen last Monday- the only part Biden and the mainstream media got right in their tall tales to the American people) is a Covid vaccine by the name Comirnaty (a Pfizer/BioNtech product).

But here’s the kicker: Biden and the mainstream media (aka the Neo-Goebbels Ministry of Propaganda) didn’t tell you that:

Comirnaty is not even currently available in the U.S.

So the FDA granted full approval to a Covid vaccine not even yet available in the U.S. and Biden is now telling America’s Neo-Stalinist/Neo-Fascist governors and mayors as well as private businesses and governments of every level as well as the U.S. military to start mandating all the currently available vaccines (none of which have been approved by the FDA yet).

Yes this is the same Joe Biden and the mainstream media who also tell you that somehow a mysterious group bearing the name ISIS-K blew up the military outposts at the edge of Kabul Airport killing U.S. military personnel and others.

For days the mainstream media has been showing video images of Taliban checkpoints all over Kabul blocking Afghan civilians from getting to the airport.

And what?

You mean to say all these Taliban checkpoints with all their Taliban fighters were able to stop civilians and search their motor vehicles but they didn’t come across a rival terrorist group carrying explosives in their vehicles intended to blow up a U.S. military outpost at the edge of Kabul airport?

There’s something fishy going on here.

There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark.

And it’s a fish cloned from the tongue of Joe Biden.

As the ghost of the great Chief Sitting Bull (un-noticed by the mainstream media) pointed out at today’s televised Biden official statement on today’s suicide bombings in Kabul while pointing at Biden, “White man speak with forked tongue.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday August 26th
2021.

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King Claudius, Queen Gertrude and Tyranny: From Poison In The King’s Ear To God Knows What’s In The Jab?

August 24, 2021 at 10:31 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , )

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
-Queen Gertrude Act III, scene 2, Hamlet

“You better take the vaccine or else.”
-Dictators, tyrants and despots all over the globe

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was discussing the world situation with his friend Amadeus Emanon.

“The brainless mainstream media in North America keep saying that the rise in Covid cases on this continent is due to the unvaccinated but quote no data, proof or actual statistics just their own opinion and trying to state it as a matter of fact,” Renfield noted, “90% of Iceland’s cases are among the fully vaccinated and likewise 85% of Israel’s. Nobel laureate French virologist Luc Montagnier thinks that the vaccines and viral variants are intimately related owing to a condition called antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE) a phenomenon in which viral antibodies may cause viral replication. He believes that variants will continue to proliferate as a direct result of the vaccines themselves. Dr. Robert Malone the inventor of the mRNA technology used in these gene therapy vaccines says that we have arrived at a point where owing to antibody-dependent enhancement, the vaccine is causing the virus to replicate more effeciently.”

“Why this tremendous push to force the vaccine on everyone if the vaccine turns out to be harmful?” Amadeus asked.

“Well the Set Intelligence Unit believes it all has something to do with the Great Reset agenda being pushed by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum,” Renfield answered.

“Where did the idea for the Great Reset come from?” Amadeus inquired.

“Well in a recent interview Klaus Schwab admitted that the most crucial moment in his life was when he met the Brazilian Communist Archbishop Dom Helder Camara and he invited him to speak at the World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland in 1974,” Renfield replied, “Camara was an ardent admirer of Mao Tse-tung and his Cultural Revolution.”

“So the Great Reset is some idea for the planet envisioned by a Brazilian Communist Archbishop based on Mao Tse-tung’s Cultural Revolution?” Amadeus was shocked.

“That’s right,” Renfield nodded.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 24th
2021.

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Renfield Battles The Vaccinazis of Alberta

August 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As a Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden (he was occasionally possessed by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles in order to give the appearance of sounding logical and coherent) blamed the Afghan Army and the Afghan government for the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban saying that it definitely wasn’t his (Biden’s) fault, British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew over to the Canadian province of Alberta to do battle with Vaccinazis (those calling for a mandatory vaccine passport) in the province.

Renfield flew over in one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships.

This particular airship was called THE DEATH TO HITLER AND STALIN TOO.

Renfield realized that the United States of America was rapidly turning into a lost cause as far as resisting the new global totalitarian phenomenon of Vaccinazism went.

As most of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. were pretty well Vaccinazis for the most part.

As were much of the brainless mainstream media.

Particularly CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Of course there were a few Republicans who were Vaccinazis as well.

Particularly the aging diaper face wearing girly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In addition to soon hoping to convince the state of California to pass laws allowing for marriage between man and goat (it shouldn’t be a problem to pass such a law in California since it was California after all), Schwarzenegger had recently told anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to “screw your freedom”.

“What’s the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s goat?” Amadeus Emanon had recently asked his friend Renfield.

“I’m not sure but it’s probably Freedom,” Renfield answered.

Having arrived in Alberta, Renfield delivered a video into the mailbox of the Vaccinazi inclined President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

The video was of a dream that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was called Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator by the citizens of Australia) had recently had.

Michelangelo was able to download any dreams and/or visions he had into a nearby computer.

This dream was about the pro-Vaccinazi President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce who last week had called for Alberta Premier Jason Kenney to implement a mandatory vaccine passport in Alberta.

Kenney had dismissed the idea of a mandatory vaccine passport because he was tired of being called a fat slob Neo-Fascist by an influential Calgary geopolitical analyst and blogger.

In Michelangelo’s dream/vision the President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce was attacked by a pack of rats specially trained by a rat handler named Willard Stiles II.

The rats ate the Calgary Chamber of Commerce President and CEO while the song Ben sung by a young Michael Jackson played on the radio.

When they had finished eating, the leader of the rats whose name was Benjamin thought, “I wonder what my rabbi would have to say about my eating ham?”.

The Mayor of High Prairie, Alberta had likewise called for a mandatory vaccine passport.

Renfield dropped off a video of Michelangelo’s dream/vision for the Mayor in his Municipal Worship’s mailbox.

The dream was of the Mayor being buried alive beneath a prairie outhouse that was the only relief center in the entire district.

Michelangelo had had similar dreams about Nancy Pelosi and the Mayor of San Francisco being buried alive underneath the cracks in San Francisco sidewalks.

Renfield then confronted a physician from Whitehorse Yukon that the local Calgary affiliate of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Global News Canada (a member in good standing of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda aka The Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth) had brought in to get a medical doctor to call for a vaccine passport.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who had been addressing rallies of morons and flunkies for most of the past two weeks) must have been getting his fingernails done and thus was unavailable for the interview.

The silvery white haired woman doctor from Whitehorse Yukon whose name was Dr. Silvery Airhead told Global News Calgary, “People can say they have the right NOT to get vaccinated. Sure that’s fine. You also have the right to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis in this country. But then you don’t have the right to get behind a wheel and drive a car afterwards. When your rights interfere with the lives of others, your rights come to an end. If you refuse to get vaccinated, you shouldn’t have the right to go out in public or socialize with others.”

Renfield picked up the woman airhead doctor and started walking towards a moving lane of traffic, “You know I always wondered what would happen if you threw a person directly in front of a car driven by someone who’s sober and unimpaired.”

Renfield threw the airheaded woman doctor directly in front of a motor vehicle that was travelling safe and legally at the posted speed (The driver it turned out was indeed sober and unimpaired).

As Renfield looked at the mangled body parts attached to the front fender and grill and sprawled like scarlet red coloured Crazy Glue under the front tires, he commented, “I guess what happens is that person dies.”

Renfield then turned to the Global News reporter and camera man and said, “To take Dr. Silvery Airhead’s ludicrously stupid analogy to its logical illogical conclusion, since there’s no way we can guarantee that someone won’t throw or push a person in front of a motor vehicle drven by a sober and unimpaired driver, then we must deny the right to drive to all since such a thing might happen if people drive. To say otherwise is to be selfish and to not think of others.”

After the incident was shown on television a movement emerged among intelligent Canadians to draft Renfield to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

This woman from John Diefenbaker’s town of Prince Albert, Saskatchewan would probably say that Renfield R. Renfield is the natural successor to John George Diefenbaker who was Canada’s greatest Prime Minister of the last 60 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 16th
2021.

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