Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Ukraine, Communist China and The Orwellian Covid-1984 Techno Giants

October 18, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural) (, , , )

Joe Biden is a senile old fool and an Apostle of the Antichrist.

-Renfield R. Renfield

There are three groups of people in the world- the conspiracy theorists, the conspiracy factualists and the third group is the vast array of morons, bozos and airheads who lump the two former groups into one because they’re incapable of grasping the reality that exists in this world.

-Renfield R. Renfield

A New York Post story that came out this past Thursday about the Hunter Biden laptop emails met with total non-reporting by the mainstream Marxist media and total censorship by the Orwellian Covid-1984 techno-giants.

Oh Orwellian 1984 Ministry of Truth, thy name is Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.

-Dracul Van Helsing.

A dunghill is a dunghill by any other name and smells just as foul.

-William Shakespeare in a line that was censored by the Elizabethan censors

People who tried to share the New York Post story on Twitter had their accounts locked and couldn’t get back into their accounts on Twitter unless they agreed to delete the story.

One of the people this happened to was White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany when she tried to share the New York Post story on Twitter.

Similar things happened over at Facebook which is run by good old Xi Jinping butt kisser Mark Zuckerberg.

A contest is currently taking place among Zuckerberg, WHO’s Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Joe and Hunter Biden and Vatican Secretary of State Pietro Cardinal Parolin as to whose nose is the brownest from constantly kissing the cleft between Xi Jinping’s buttocks.

25 channels were deleted from YouTube this past Thursday October 15th 2020 for daring to mention the New York Post story on the Hunter Biden emails.

Emails and photos on Hunter Biden’s lap top clearly show Hunter Biden and then U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden meeting with and even playing golf with the Vice-President of the Ukrainian oil and gas firm Burisma.

They also show Hunter Biden cozying up to the Chinese Communist Party regime of Xi Jinping in Beijing.

Thus it’s no secret as to why the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) wants the Biden-Harris ticket to win in November.

The Post story also referenced Hunter Biden’s links to the sex trafficking industry.

Non-resident Ukrainian and Russian women were said to have funds wired to them from Hunter Biden.

The records seem to indicate that the funds were linked to an Eastern European prostitution and human trafficking ring.

Facebook, Twitter and YouTube who seem to be in an in-bed incestous relationship with the Biden-Harris campaign and the CCP did their best to cover up the story of the New York Post article on the Hunter Biden emails.

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision in his lobster tank at Set Enterprises.

The vision was of the Black Dragon (supernatural entity advisor to Xi Jinping) opening up the heads of Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki and removing their brains and then putting them through a CCP washing machine and then putting them back in their respective heads.

The 1962 movie The Manchurian Candidate had come true.

Only it was the CEOs of the Orwellian Covid-1984 techno-giants who had been brainwashed and were now a threat to American liberty and freedom.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 18th
2020

Permalink 12 Comments

Renfield Describes Joe Biden: Final Byproduct of The KKK-Soviet Communist Party Hegelian Dialectic

October 8, 2020 at 10:56 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , )

Thesis + Antithesis = Synthesis

-Friedrich Hegel

Ku Klux Klan + Soviet Communist Party = Joe Biden, senile Democratic Party candidate for U.S. President in 2020

-Renfield R. Renfield

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed on a BBC news podcast on North American affairs.

“What do you think of members of a militia being arrested for planning to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer?” The podcaster asked.

“Haven’t these people ever read the O. Henry short story The Ransom of Red Chief?” Renfield asked, “Well, seeing as how they’re the products of the modern American public education system, probably not. But kidnappings never end well. Just ask Bruno Richard Hauptmann.”

“I see Gov. Whitmer has described the would-be kidnappers as depraved,” the podcaster pointed out.

“Kidnapping somebody as ugly as Gov. Whitmer does strike me as being the heights of depravity,” Renfield admitted, “They better hope Pan Goatee never gets his hands on them.”

“So I understand you have some information about Joe Biden you’d like to share with our listeners,” the podcaster noted.

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “Russian President Vladimir Putin said in a TV interview yesterday that he could work with a Joe Biden Administration because he and the contemporary U.S. Democratic Party share a common ground in Soviet ideology. He said the values of the U.S. Democrats are similar to those of the old Soviet Communist Party of which he Putin had been a member for 18 years.”

“That’s quite the revelation,” the podcaster’s eyes bulged out.

“Yes, I’ve been saying for years that Putin’s Russia seems to be an attempted Hegelian dialectic synthesis of the old Russian Czarist Imperial System and Stalinist Russia,” Renfield poured himself some tea from a 1910 Russian samovar, “When he helped to prevent that 21st Century form of the bubonic plague aka Hillary Clinton from gaining control of the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal, he was acting like a Russian Czar fighting for the Christ of Russian Orthodoxy. Today in wishing that senility prone Joe Biden gets elected to the White House so that he and the CCP’s leader Xi Jinping can tell Biden what to do, he’s acting like Joseph Stalin.”

“I was thinking more of the U.S. Democrats becoming an American equivalent of the old Soviet Communist Party,” the podcaster interjected.

“Well,” Renfield explained, “W. Cleon Skousen’s 1958 book The Naked Communist said that one of the goals of the World Communist Party was to eventually take over one of the two major U.S. political parties. That was one of 45 Communist Party goals read from the book into the record of the U.S. House of Representatives on Thursday January 10th 1963. And it’s happened with the U.S. Democratic Party. I Renfield R. Renfield, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster and a Calgary based geopolitical analyst have been saying for the past couple of years that most U.S. Democratic party politicians are Marxist-Leninist in their political orientation. Hence their opposition to organized religion.”

“You have some information about Joe Biden and his links with the KKK?” The podcaster raised an eyebrow.

“Yes, the mainstream Marxist media don’t like to report on the close friendship Biden had with the late KKK member Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd of West Virginia. At Byrd’s 2010 memorial service televised on C-SPAN, Biden called the former Klansman a “friend”, “guide” and “mentor”. He said in his eulogy, “Every time I sat with Leader Byrd, I never called him Senator. I called him Leader.” And of course, American white supremacist leader Richard Spencer endorsed Joe Biden right after the Democratic convention was held. A matter also neglected to have been mentioned by the mainstream Marxist meda. And of course a clip has emerged of Joe Biden saying that he was able to stay home during the Covid-19 lockdown “because some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf”. So Joe Biden seems to fit in with the ideals of the old Soviet Communist Party. And he seems to fit in with the ideals of the old Ku Klux Klan. Joe Biden seems to be the perfect Hegelian dialectic synthesis of the KKK thesis and the Soviet Communist Party antithesis. A man who can unite both the far left and far right in America.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday October 8th
2020.

Permalink 10 Comments

Renfield Gives Speech To Clinton Foundation

February 24, 2018 at 11:14 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

Renfield Gives Speech To Clinton Foundation

British MP Renfield R. Renfield had been invited to give a speech in London to a visiting tour group made up of members from the Clinton Foundation branch in New York City.

At the swanky exclusive London hotel reception dinner where most guests were dressed in formal dinner attire (a great number of the men were wearing evening gowns and a great number of the women were wearing tuxedos and pant suits), Renfield R. Renfield was sitting at the head table dressed like actor Charlie Chaplin as the Little Tramp.

When invited to give his speech, Renfield began his speech by asking,

“Have you ever wondered why Joe McCarthy a conservative Republican senator of the 1950s who was worried about Soviet involvement in American politics was labelled as being paranoid and guilty of conducting a political witch hunt? While liberal Democrats in this 2nd decade of the 21st Century who are worried about Russian involvement in American politics aren’t?”.

Needless to say, Renfield’s speech didn’t go over so well with members of the Clinton Foundation.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday February 24th
2018.

Permalink 10 Comments

Murder On Air Force One

October 8, 2017 at 7:57 pm (Detective story, Entertainment, Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Movies, Mystery, Politics, Radio, Radio Ads, Satire, Short play/ comedy, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Murder On Air Force One

The new movie Murder On The Orient Express would be opening in movie theatres across the world soon.

So BBC Radio 📻 asked various British MPs to come up with their own theatre movie trailer radio ad for a fictional movie about a murder that takes place aboard some mode of transport.

Here was British Transhumanist MP Renfield R. Renfield’s radio ad for a movie called Murder On Air Force One:

Coming soon to a theatre near you… Murder On Air Force One…

… The President of the United States is a pompous blowhard with a phoney toupee. And now he’s been found dead aboard Air Force One. Strangled by the tail of a red spider monkey. Who has done this deed?

Was it his much younger wife who only recently found out that her husband has grabbed and clutched the pussy of many a woman galore (to use a twist of phrase from the name of a James Bond movie character)?

Was it his youngest son who was tired of his father telling him to only take small bites of his food 🥘 and not big bites like that of Ohio Gov. John Kasich?

Was it his daughter who being forced into the public spotlight as a result of her father being President, it was now discovered that some of her company’s clothing and products were made by slave labour in Communist China 🇨🇳?

Was it his Secretary of State who was recently publicly castrated by his boss in a Twitter tweet?

Was it his Secretary of Defence who after a lifelong career in the U.S. military knows an asshole when he sees one?

Was it one of numerous White House employees, aides or cabinet secretaries who have been fired since he took office? Including a White House press secretary who not only suffered for his boss but was made fun of on Saturday Night Live?

Was it one of numerous opponents who challenged him for his party’s nomination last year? A Texas senator who was called a liar 🤥? A Florida senator who was told he had small hands?

Was it a Senator from Arizona – an American war hero who the President said wasn’t a hero because he was caught?

Was it the mayor of a city hit by a hurricane that the President said wasn’t a real calamity as he practised football throws with plastic packages of paper towels?

Was it the Prime Minister of a former Yugoslavian republic who got discourteously pushed out of the way at a NATO summit earlier this year?

Was it an Asian despot who had his rocket 🚀 called little even though the said despot had his half-brother killed in a Kuala Lumpur airport for much less?

Was it a member of Antifa outraged that the only person who saw clearly that two sides were to blame for the violence at Charlottesville Virginia this past summer was the idiot who was the late American President (thus implying that America was a land of the dumb and the stupid instead of the brave and the free since neither the media journalists and commentators nor entertainment celebrities had even had the intelligence of the said idiot President to see this)?

Was it an angry 😡 woman who was the opposing Party’s Presidential candidate? A woman who talked to Eleanor Roosevelt’s ghost and who wanted to play with voodoo dolls having lost the last Presidential election to him?

Was it the woman candidate’s husband anxious to return to the White House- this time as First Laddie so he could continue his crusade of helping out detergent manufacturers by leaving nasty stains on women’s dresses?

So many suspects.

Who done it?

And it’s the job of Belgian sleuth Bellerophonie Peugeot (aboard the plane ✈️ to make Belgian waffles for the First Family) to find out.

As he goes around the plane telling people to “Touch nothing” in his Belgian accent that sounds suspiciously French, someone grabs a knapsack (mistaking it for a parachute) and jumps out of the plane.

Who done it?

One of the numerous suspects mentioned above?

Or the personage who jumped out of the plane who’s now scrambled eggs 🍳 on the earth below?

Only Belgian sleuth Bellerophonie Peugeot knows for sure.

As the Belgian waffles get very well done as the Belgian sleuth finds out Who Dun It?

Murder On Air Force One… coming soon to a theatre near you.

-A Renfieldian Radio Ad
For A Murder Mystery Movie
and a vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday October 8th
2017

Permalink 20 Comments

Why Wouldn’t George Washington Be Elected President of the United States Today?

February 3, 2014 at 4:38 pm (Commentary, History, Jokes, Politics) (, , , , , , , )

Why Wouldn’t George Washington Be Elected President of The United States Today?

Here’s a joke I thought up while swimming in the pool last night:

Question: Why wouldn’t George Washington be elected President of the United States today?

Answer: Because he who cut down the cherry tree and admitted it could never tell a lie.

Permalink Leave a Comment