Renfield Encounters Nazi Gestapo Canadian Police At Grace Life Church In Spruce Grove Alberta

April 14, 2021 at 10:45 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Espionage, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew across the Pacific Ocean from Xi Jinping’s Communist China to Justin Trudeau’s Communist Canada in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s invisible dirigible airship The Claude Rains and Lamont Cranston Project One.

He’d be making a few stops in North America before heading out across the Atlantic back to Boris Johnson’s increasingly zombie nosferatu Britain.

His first stop was at the Grace Life Church in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada which last week was raided and closed by Nazi Gestapo members of the RCMP who put up a fence around the building and property blocking access to the pastors and congregation.

When last Sunday supporters of Grace Life Church and supporters of religious liberty and freedom to worship gathered outside the fenced enclave, a task force made up of 200 armed and psycho stormtroopers of a Nazi Gestapo joint unit of RCMP and Edmonton Police Service entered the premises.

The head of the task force was codenamed Himmler Zimmer.

Which was all right as far as he was concerned.

Since he was a big fan of Nazi SS head Heinrich Himmler.

Just as the Church in 1933-45 Germany was required to worship Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler in precedence over Jesus Christ, so the Church in 2020-2021 Canada and possibly into the Great Reset beyond was required to worship the Holy, Blessed and Eternal Covid-19 virus in precedence over Jesus Christ.

Churches and congregations who refused were to be crushed with the full armed might of the state with their pastors jailed and congregational members persecuted.

Himmler Zimmer went and relieved himself at what was the former altar of the now closed church.

When he returned to his office (formerly the pastor’s office) he was shocked to see a stranger sitting at his desk (formerly the pastor’s desk).

“Who the Hell are you?” Himmler Zimmer demanded to know.

The stranger kicked Zimmer in the balls and answered, “The name is Renfield. Renfield R. … Renfield.”

Zimmer got up off the floor rubbing his small testicles and said, “Aren’t you that British MP who’s the epitome of political incorrectness?”.

“I am,” Renfield nodded and helped himself to Himmler Zimmer’s last 3 dozen Tim Horton’s donuts from a box of 3 dozen Tim Horton’s donuts.

Himmler Zimmer’s cloudy expression clouded over even more when he saw his donuts being eaten.

“How did the Hell did you manage to enter these premises without being seen?” Zimmer demanded to know.

“I flew over and entered in an invisible dirigible airship,” Renfield poured a dozen creams and a dozen cartons of sugar into Himmler Zimmer’s large pot of coffee and drank it all.

Himmler Zimmer’s increasingly cloudy expression clouded over even more when he saw his entire pot of coffee drunken.

“Well, you’ll have a lot of trouble leaving,” Zimmer grinned fiendishly.

“I think not,” Renfield licked all the icing off his donut laced fingers leaving a raised middle finger in Himmler Zimmer’s direction, “I have my personal British Army Brigade of Gurkhas with me. They move so swiftly and so stealthily, one would almost think them invisible.”

“I find that very hard to believe,” Zimmer laughed.

He suddenly gasped.

For within seconds, he found that his pants had been pulled down and he was now wearing women’s panties.

A police sargeant entered his office and saluted, “Commander Zimmer. All of the members of this Nazi Gestapo Police Task Force have had their pants pulled down and have now ended up wearing women’s panties.”

The phone on the desk rang.

Renfield handed him the receiver.

“I imagine it’s probably for you,” Renfield began eating a BLT sandwich.

“Yes Cpl. Dan-o, what is it?” Zimmer asked.

“Commander Zimmer,” Cpl. Dan-o’s panicked voice could be heard, “All of the bull dyke lesbian blowhard members of this Nazi Gestapo Task Force have suddenly found themselves wearing women’s panties. They’re wondering if this is intended as a personal insult against the members of the LGBTQ2s+ (and further letters and numbers and signs and counting coming soon to a bastion of annoying political correctness near you) community. They’re already bellowing and mooing their anger in the background.”

Sounds of angry bellowing and mooing could be heard in the background.

“Boxer shorts them, Dan-o,” Himmler Zimmer ordered and slammed the phone down.

He looked at his chair (formerly the pastor’s chair).

He noticed that Renfield was missing.

And so was his last BLT sandwich.

An invisible airship dirigible was now headed towards the Alberta-Saskatchewan border.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 14th
2021

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Hitler’s Nazi Gestapo Are Alive and Well and Living In Police In The Canadian Province of Alberta

April 7, 2021 at 10:07 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Health, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

“Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.”
-The Fathers of the American Revolution.

“It is morally imperative upon people across the globe today to remember the words of the Fathers of the American Revolution.”
-Renfield R. Renfield MP

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a rare Wednesday evening podcast.

And that was because of the developing political situation on the ground in the Canadian province of Alberta.

Sipping from a bottle of Alberta Crystal Clear Pure Vodka, Renfield said,

“The Antichrist RCMP in the Canadian province of Alberta have shown themselves to be the wholehearted ardent disciples of the emerging Antichrist New World Order by raiding Grace Life Church an Evangelical Protestant Church east of Edmonton the provincial capital and erecting steel barriers around it to prevent the people and pastors from entering.
As a Calgary Polish Church pastor well said of Calgary Police who were trying to close his Church this past Easter weekend, “Gestapo! Nazis! Get out!”.
For police in today’s Canadian province of Alberta are little better than the Nazi Gestapo of Hitler’s Third Reich.”

RCMP at the RCMP police station in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada were given a standing ovation by the demons Baal and Mephistopheles as they returned to the station after setting up steel barriers around Grace Life Church on the orders of AHS (Alberta Health Services which was today little more than a provincial branch of the Nazi Fascist Neo-Bolshevik Communist Hybrid New World Order known as the Great Reset and praised by the likes of Pope Francis, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden).
Hordes of infernal demons sang of the heroic Gestapo like RCMP who returned like the conquering heroes of Norse battlefields to the halls of Valhalla, “For they’re the jolly good fellows, for they’re the jolly good fellows which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny…”

“I deny it,” said Renfield continuing his broadcast, “and backing up the Nazi Gestapo like raid on Grace Life Church by the RCMP was Alberta Health Minister Tyler Shandro. Alberta Health Minister Tyler Shandro is a Nazi Fascist pig who should be eliminated from the face of the earth. And I say that with all due respect.”

Tyler Shandro had returned home after a hard day of trying to build the global Fourth Reich down at the office.

He was surprised to see the ghost of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels sitting in an arm chair in his living room offering him a warm cup of Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea.

Goebbels’ ghost had been recently released from the Underworld by Hades (Greek god of the Underworld) at the request of the Great Reset globalist oligarchical backers- men like George Soros and Bill Gates and Xi Jinping’s Supernatural entity advisor the Black Dragon.

“I’ve never heard of this brand of tea before,” Shandro looked at the label on the teapot, “Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea.”

“It was prophetically foreseen on a Halloween Night episode of the CBC program Murdoch Mysteries a few years back,” Goebbels’ ghost commented as he sipped on a spectral ghostly variant of the tea (which went into the making of the various new variants of Covid-19 made in various labs and released in various places across the planet the past few months), “it turned people who drank it into aliens. On that episode of Murdoch Mysteries, people down at Police Station House No. 4 drank it and became aliens and it soon spread across the entire city of Toronto. People became aliens and ceased being human. Constable George Crabtree was the last resister at Police Station House No. 4 and even he succumbed. And soon all were aliens.”

“So Torontonians became non-human aliens and now you want Albertans to become the same starting with me?” Tyler Shandro inquired.

“Exactly,” Goebbels’ ghost grinned, “You already were one of the biggest twits in Fascist fat slob Premier Jason Kenney’s cabinet (which is saying a lot) and so you were pretty well on your way there to becoming a non-human alien anyways. This will just finally tip you over the edge.”

“Okay,” Shandro drank the tea and a female zombie nosferatu entered the room and bit him on the lips and sucked the life out of him filling his body with unhatched alien insect pods from meteorites.

Norse goddess Freya appearing as a guest on Renfield R. Renfield’s podcast: Advises people to beware of zombie nosferatu and of drinking Meteorite Alien Insect Pods Greyish Green Tea

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 7th
2021.

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