The Kraken Removed From French National Assembly

May 13, 2021 at 10:36 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon was attending Ascension Thursday evening services at Saint Genevieve’s Anglo-Catholic Parish Church in West London of which he was a member.

During the sermon, Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds said, “Ascension Thursday is the commemoration of Our Lord Jesus Christ’s ascent into Heaven 40 days after His Resurrection.
This year Ascension Thursday falls on the date May 13th.
May 13th is also the Feast Day of Our Lady of Fatima. It was 104 years ago today that the Virgin Mary first appeared to 3 shepherd children at Fatima, Portugal.
May 13th on the old Roman calendar (prior to Pope Paul VI’s Novus Ordo calendar changes of 1969) was also the Feast Day of Saint Robert Bellarmine. Saint Robert Bellarmine was the Doctor of the Church who argued that if a pope has become both a heretic and an apostate, then he ceases to be Catholic and thus ceases to be Pope.
This particular May 13th- May 13th 2021- is the 40th anniversary of the day Turkish gunman and assasin Mehmet Ali Agca made an assassination attempt on Pope John Paul II in Saint Peter’s Square.”

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was being interviewed by a BBC television news interviewer.

He was asked, “What do you think of the announcement made by the U.S. Commanding General of the 101st Airborne Division at Fort Campbell, J.P. McGee, that unvaccinated soldiers cannot take a pass or leave the base?”.

Answered Renfield, “I think Gen McGee is a Neo-Bolshevik Communist who should be court martialed and then taken out and shot by firing squad.”

. . .

Today the French National Assembly voted 205 to 85 in favour of a national vaccine passport.

A commotion was caused in the chamber when the Kraken named Napoleon VI and the leader of the French Aquarian Age Bonapartist Party began shouting, “This is tyranny! This is despotism! This is the opening prelude to the Antichrist’s Mark of the Beast system! Emmanuel Macron must be overthrown! Send that megalomaniacal harasser and pursuer of cougars to the guillotine! And save France from tyranny and despotism!”.

Pro-totalitarian and pro-Antichrist deputies grabbed ahold of the Kraken’s eight arms and forcibly removed him from the chamber.

His wife Medusa (and a fellow French Aquarian Age Bonapartist party deputy) was likewise removed from the chamber shouting, “I wish I still had my snakey hairstyle! I’d turn you all to stone.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday May 13th
2021.

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Fall of The Third Reich and Rise of The Fourth

May 8, 2020 at 10:09 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Fall of the Third Reich and Rise of The Fourth

“It was 75 years ago today that the Third Reich was defeated.
Sadly, thanks to the Covid-19 virus, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the WHO, the UN, the People’s Republic of China and numerous imbecile megalomaniacal tyrannical politicians across the globe, a Fourth Reich (which is a synthesis of Hitlerian Nazi Germany, the Stalinist Soviet Union and Maoist China) is spreading its tentacles across the planet as people are locked inside their homes.

-Renfield R. Renfield
Friday May 8th 2020.

“A few days ago,” Renfield spoke on his podcast, “Bill Gates put up a video on his YouTube channel. He talked about the necessity of finding a vaccine for Covid-19 and then gave a brief explanation of how vaccines work. Then he ended with this peculiar statement, “And now we’re planning a vaccine for 7 billion people.”. What exactly did he mean by that? He disabled comments on the video so you couldn’t ask him.”

Renfield took a sip of whisky and went on, “Does he mean this vaccine will be made compulsory for every man, woman and child on this planet?”.

A livestream then came into the podcast from Renfield’s friend the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who read from Revelation Chapter 16 verse 2, “And there fell festering and ugly sores upon the men which had the mark of the beast…”

“Now,” Renfield entered the podcast again, “Vaccines have been good for combatting and in some cases eradicating diseases. But as we all know, some vaccines can and do have serious side effects. For example one of the vaccines for SARS had as a side effect autoimmune hepatitis occurring in some people. And some vaccines have been known for causing paralysis. The fact that there are side effects happening as a result of vaccines can be seen by there existing in the U.S. a National Vaccine Compensation Injury Program. There would be no need for such a program if vaccines didn’t cause side effects.”

On the podcast there appeared the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set in his library in front of exquisite antique book shelves of the rarest and most beautifully produced leather bound volumes, “There has been an increasing call by some politicians, bureaucrats and members of the world’s wealthiest global elite for what’s called digital id. A digital id inside the body showing that one has antibodies for Covid-19. Those who have such a digital id will be able to work and travel freely. Those who don’t won’t be able to work or travel freely.”

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds read from Revelation Chapter 13 verse 17, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the Mark or the Name of the Beast or the Number of His Name.”

Renfield then addressed the camera, “If it becomes mandatory for everyone and I mean EVERYONE to take this vaccine (if one is claimed to be discovered) and that no one will be able to work or travel or enter stores without it, given that vaccines have been known to produce side effects in many people, then ask yourself why is it necessary for this vaccine to be mandatory for everybody and you’ll be severely punished in your livelihood if you don’t take it? At that point, I think it’s time for you to wake up and smell the coffee. Otherwise you might be waking up one day and smelling the brimstone.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Friday May 8th
2020.

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Michelangelo’s Vision of A Future VISA Commercial

February 13, 2018 at 10:52 pm (Commentary, Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, TV Commercials, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of A Future VISA Commercial

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster and Dr. Cadbury Rocher were sitting in the Set Enterprises lab 🔬 watching the 2018 Winter Olympics from PyeongChang on TV.

Dr. Rocher once again found himself impressed with the VISA commercials for the Olympics that were magnificently narrated by the superlatively excellent speaking voice of the great actor Morgan Freeman.

His curiosity aroused, Dr. Rocher wondered what VISA commercials of the future might be like.

He asked Michelangelo to use his psychic lobster antennae and see if he could pick up a TV transmission from the future of a future VISA commercial.

Michelangelo raised his lobster antennae and sure enough was able to do so.

The TV commercial from the future showed a striking looking individual with massively hypnotic eyes being cheered by an ecstatically enthusiastic crowd.

Narrative Voice of Morgan Freeman:

VISA is pleased to announce the arrival of the Antichrist on planet Earth.
As we all know “that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name”, VISA recommends that you take the Mark of the Beast when you go down to your nearest financial institution or government licensing bureau to have your biometric ID VISA embedded microchip inserted in your right hand 🤚 or forehead (for those of you who lost your right hand in a physical altercation with a power saw).
The Mark of the Beast… with you… wherever you go…

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 13th
2018.

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