Renfield Battles The Vaccinazis of Alberta

August 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

As a Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden (he was occasionally possessed by the fallen Archangel Mephistopheles in order to give the appearance of sounding logical and coherent) blamed the Afghan Army and the Afghan government for the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban saying that it definitely wasn’t his (Biden’s) fault, British MP Renfield R. Renfield flew over to the Canadian province of Alberta to do battle with Vaccinazis (those calling for a mandatory vaccine passport) in the province.

Renfield flew over in one of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s eco-friendly environmentally friendly cannabis powered dirigible airships.

This particular airship was called THE DEATH TO HITLER AND STALIN TOO.

Renfield realized that the United States of America was rapidly turning into a lost cause as far as resisting the new global totalitarian phenomenon of Vaccinazism went.

As most of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist U.S. Democratic Party Mayors and Governors in the U.S. were pretty well Vaccinazis for the most part.

As were much of the brainless mainstream media.

Particularly CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times.

Of course there were a few Republicans who were Vaccinazis as well.

Particularly the aging diaper face wearing girly man Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In addition to soon hoping to convince the state of California to pass laws allowing for marriage between man and goat (it shouldn’t be a problem to pass such a law in California since it was California after all), Schwarzenegger had recently told anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers to “screw your freedom”.

“What’s the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s goat?” Amadeus Emanon had recently asked his friend Renfield.

“I’m not sure but it’s probably Freedom,” Renfield answered.

Having arrived in Alberta, Renfield delivered a video into the mailbox of the Vaccinazi inclined President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce.

The video was of a dream that Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster (who was called Saint Michelangelo the Underwater Revelator by the citizens of Australia) had recently had.

Michelangelo was able to download any dreams and/or visions he had into a nearby computer.

This dream was about the pro-Vaccinazi President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce who last week had called for Alberta Premier Jason Kenney to implement a mandatory vaccine passport in Alberta.

Kenney had dismissed the idea of a mandatory vaccine passport because he was tired of being called a fat slob Neo-Fascist by an influential Calgary geopolitical analyst and blogger.

In Michelangelo’s dream/vision the President and CEO of the Calgary Chamber of Commerce was attacked by a pack of rats specially trained by a rat handler named Willard Stiles II.

The rats ate the Calgary Chamber of Commerce President and CEO while the song Ben sung by a young Michael Jackson played on the radio.

When they had finished eating, the leader of the rats whose name was Benjamin thought, “I wonder what my rabbi would have to say about my eating ham?”.

The Mayor of High Prairie, Alberta had likewise called for a mandatory vaccine passport.

Renfield dropped off a video of Michelangelo’s dream/vision for the Mayor in his Municipal Worship’s mailbox.

The dream was of the Mayor being buried alive beneath a prairie outhouse that was the only relief center in the entire district.

Michelangelo had had similar dreams about Nancy Pelosi and the Mayor of San Francisco being buried alive underneath the cracks in San Francisco sidewalks.

Renfield then confronted a physician from Whitehorse Yukon that the local Calgary affiliate of the Neo-Bolshevik Communist Global News Canada (a member in good standing of the New World Order Ministry of Propaganda aka The Covid-1984 Ministry of Truth) had brought in to get a medical doctor to call for a vaccine passport.

Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who had been addressing rallies of morons and flunkies for most of the past two weeks) must have been getting his fingernails done and thus was unavailable for the interview.

The silvery white haired woman doctor from Whitehorse Yukon whose name was Dr. Silvery Airhead told Global News Calgary, “People can say they have the right NOT to get vaccinated. Sure that’s fine. You also have the right to drink alcohol and smoke cannabis in this country. But then you don’t have the right to get behind a wheel and drive a car afterwards. When your rights interfere with the lives of others, your rights come to an end. If you refuse to get vaccinated, you shouldn’t have the right to go out in public or socialize with others.”

Renfield picked up the woman airhead doctor and started walking towards a moving lane of traffic, “You know I always wondered what would happen if you threw a person directly in front of a car driven by someone who’s sober and unimpaired.”

Renfield threw the airheaded woman doctor directly in front of a motor vehicle that was travelling safe and legally at the posted speed (The driver it turned out was indeed sober and unimpaired).

As Renfield looked at the mangled body parts attached to the front fender and grill and sprawled like scarlet red coloured Crazy Glue under the front tires, he commented, “I guess what happens is that person dies.”

Renfield then turned to the Global News reporter and camera man and said, “To take Dr. Silvery Airhead’s ludicrously stupid analogy to its logical illogical conclusion, since there’s no way we can guarantee that someone won’t throw or push a person in front of a motor vehicle drven by a sober and unimpaired driver, then we must deny the right to drive to all since such a thing might happen if people drive. To say otherwise is to be selfish and to not think of others.”

After the incident was shown on television a movement emerged among intelligent Canadians to draft Renfield to run for Prime Minister of Canada.

This woman from John Diefenbaker’s town of Prince Albert, Saskatchewan would probably say that Renfield R. Renfield is the natural successor to John George Diefenbaker who was Canada’s greatest Prime Minister of the last 60 years.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 16th
2021.

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Michelangelo’s Vision of Dementia Prone Joe Biden and Satanic Airhead Alyssa Milano

May 2, 2020 at 10:26 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Michelangelo’s Vision of Dementia Prone Joe Biden and Satanic Airhead Alyssa Milano

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was playing Solitaire with his deck of waterproof playing cards using his lobster claws when he suddenly picked up a TV news bulletin from the future on his psychic lobster antennae.

Announcer: The American Psychiatric Association spokesman went on to define Trump Derangement Syndrome as a mental imbalance which the most partisan Democrats in America are extremely prone to. A condition by which the most partisan Democrats become so mentally unhinged by the mentally deranged Donald Trump that they start developing positions which while representative of opposing viewpoints to Trump are about as equally mentally unbalanced and equally dangerous as those espoused by Mr. Trump.
In other news, satanic witch airhead Alyssa Milano brushed off the sexual assault that dementia prone Joe Biden tried to pull off on Ms. Milano last night when he broke into her apartment wearing a Bill Clinton mask.
Mr. Biden tried to force himself on Ms. Milano by taking off her bathrobe.
His attempt at coitus was suddenly interrupted when he started screaming “Stella!” and then started screaming that he may have missed “a streetcar named Desire”.
The senile Presidential candidate started rummaging through her bathroom medicine cabinet but was unable to find any Viagra.
He had to be carried out in a straight jacket.
Mr. Biden is expected to name his Vice-Presidential running mate sometime in the next half hour in a hastily called looney bin press conference.
Ms. Milano said she doesn’t intend to press charges against Joe Biden “because he’s a man I admire and respect. Plus we both appear to be on the same wavelength mentally speaking. And he’s needed to defeat Donald Trump.”

. . .

Former weightlifter, movie actor and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was doing another one of his livestream video podcasts to keep people entertained during the worldwide Covid-19 lockdown.

The former Terminator star was busy screaming his head off as the podcast began.

Schwarzenegger (in his thick Austrian accent): “You must excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. But my recently purchased pet goat Doctor Dolittle’s Revenge just stuck his goat horns up my buttocks. Something which I must confess I found an exceedingly painful experience.
So please don’t try this at home.
However as I drink this milk and munch on these cookies, I’m starting to feel much better now.
And now I must conclude my podcast. And remember, ladies and gentlemen. Stay home. Stay safe.”

Schwarzenegger starts screaming again when his pet goat Doctor Dolittle’s Revenge once again shoves his goat horns up the ex-Terminator’s buttocks.

. . .

The Irish Jewish science-fiction writer George Finneganburg had been watching the ex-Terminator’s podcast on his computer.

For the past few nights, the nuns from the convent in the movie The Sound of Music had been haunting his dreams constantly singing, “How do you solve a problem like Akira?…”

Akira was the name of his Japanese sex robot in his dystopian Sci-Fi story who had gone far beyond Westworld bad.

Seeing what a goat had just done to the ex-Terminator killer robot, perhaps he could find a way of working a goat into his story when Akira starts singing that old Joni Mitchell song, “I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now…”

. . .

Pope Francis was having a conversation with Phoenix Diabolicus the demon who was the Vicar of Lucifer on Earth.

“I must say my boss is pleased with the way you have allowed the governments of the world to prevent people from receiving the Sacraments particularly the Mass all over the planet,” Phoenix Diabolicus smiled, “This will increase the chances of more and more people becoming diabolically possessed if they don’t have access to the Sacraments. Someone like John Paul II or even Benedict XVI would have raised a major fuss if public celebration of the Mass had been forbidden particularly like what is happening in U.S. states governed by anti-Life and pro-sexual perversion Democratic Party governors.”

“I’m always happy to oblige the demons Baal and Baphomet,” Pope Francis viewed the latest ecumenical document his gay lavender mafia Jesuit ghost writer had written which he was about to put his own name of authorship to.

“Now the Boss wants to know what you intend to do about the Latin Tridentine Mass?” Phoenix Diabolicus sipped a Caesar’s cocktail, “He hates that Mass most of all.”

“Well I’ve recently instructed my bureaucrats to send out a survey to the bishops of the world asking them questions and their opinion of Summorum Pontificum which was Pope Benedict XVI’s July 2007 Apostolic Letter which said that priests could celebrate the Latin Mass without needing the permission of their usually obscurantist bishops,” Francis sipped a bottle of Corona beer whose label had been personally autographed by the Inca earth mother goddess Pachamama, “When we get the survey back, all those surveys where the diocesan bishops answered they disapproved of Summorum Pontificum will be forwarded to most of the world news media. Those surveys where the diocesan bishops answered they approve of Summorum Pontificum will be forwarded to most of the Vatican departments’ garbage bins.”

“I knew we could count on you, Jorge,” Phoenix Diabolicus lit himself a Cuban cigar.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday May 2nd
2020.

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