Renfield’s Podcast For June 23rd 2021

August 23, 2021 at 10:50 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing another Monday night podcast.

He started out by showing a news video clip of U.S. President Joe Biden that was not being shown by the mainstream media.

In the video clip, Biden stood at the podium and said that he had a message that he’d like to give the Taliban.

Biden then started skipping and jumping and doing a little dance.

He broke out in a song that was a paraphrase of an old classic Harry Belafonte song.

Biden singing,

“Hey Mr. Taliban,
You might think that I’m bananas,
Daylight come and I want to go home…”

Biden then slips on a banana peel and falls off the stairs.

“Thank you, President Biden,” Renfield remarked.

Renfield then went on to his next piece.

“The provincial New Democratic Party government of the Canadian province of British Columbia fully embraced the spirit of the Antichrist and the Mark of the Beast system of Revelation Chapter 13 earlier today,” Renfield read the news item, “announcing that it is introducing a vaccine passport system for all sporting events and concerts, all indoor and outdoor dining, and all non-grocery retail stores as well as private home parties.”

A video is then shown of the demons Mephistopheles, Moloch, Baal and Baphomet parachuting into the province of British Columbia as Alberta’s leading Neo-Bolshevik Communist demagogue Dr. Joe Vipond (who was currently vacationing in the town of Invermere, British Columbia) went into a state of orgasm.

“And here making the announcement we have British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan,” Renfield introduced the next video clip.

The obnoxious face of British Columbia’s pompous, arrogant and self-righteously smug Neo-Stalinist Premier John Horgan then appeared on the screen.

Pontificating like he was a flaky West Coast Pope Francis, Horgan said, “If you want to participate fully in the social and economic life of our community, you must be vaccinated.”

A video clip is then shown of Nazi Germany’s Fuhrer Adolf Hitler waving his arms wildly and foaming at the mouth as he addressed a 1930s Nuremburg rally.

He speaks and English subtitles are shown on the screen, “If you want to participate fully in the life of our nation, you must be Aryan.”

Renfield then appears again, “By the way speaking of Nuremburg, according to the Nuremburg Code of International Law brought in after the war, there must be absence of coercion in being subject to medical experimentation. A principle currently being violated by every single government in the so-called Western democracies.”

Renfield then quoted Saint Thomas Aquinas in his Summa Theologia on the legitimacy of tyrannicide (the killing of a tyrant).

Renfield then called for the assassination of John Horgan.

The British MP then went on to his next news item.

“The following was an actual headline on the Orwellian Ministry of Truth and New World Order Ministry of Propaganda Global News Calgary 6 O’ Clock News tonight,” Renfield read, “A rare new disease has been discovered which is found only in vaccinated people (a video clip shows a woman walking almost like a spider except of course she has only two legs to do it while attempting to walk like a spider) and even though the disease is found only in vaccinated people, health experts say it’s not the vaccination that’s causing it.”

Renfield lets that headline sink in to his audience.

Renfield continued, “I’m reminded of what the great Canadian historical archivist and researcher Jack Morrow said in a recent email about cutting off funding to schools and universities since they only turn out retards these days. Or as the great Malcolm Muggeridge once put it, “Our society has overeducated itself into imbecility.” A virus of extreme stupidity seems to have struck these people that the mainstream media has given the epithet “health experts”. I can only imagine what Sherlock Holmes would have to say to these people. They make actor Nigel Bruce’s portrayal of Dr. Watson in the 1940s Universal Studios Sherlock Holmes films look like a positive genius when compared with these bozos.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 23rd
2021.

Immortal and forever young Vril Society medium Maria Orsic fleeing Nazi Germany towards the end of World War II.
Today she’s joined with vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing in battling Vaccinazis.

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Maria Orsic and The Turing Jukebox Computer

February 23, 2021 at 11:05 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Maria Orsic and The Turing Jukebox Computer

Two rogue agents for MI-5 (although no one in MI-5 knew they were rogue agents) informed British Prime Minister Boris Johnson that the Occult and Paranormal Research Division of Interpol was aware of his midnight meetings with zombie nosferatu that were going on in the ballroom of the newly opened Imperial Aurora Hotel in London and that it might be a good idea if he ceased these meetings for the time being.

A spy for Interpol at 10 Downing Street informed Interpol agent Peter Whitstable the head of the Occult and Paranormal Research Division of the warning from the MI-5 rogue agents which inspired messy haired Boris Johnson (who was still unaware of the invention of the comb that had taken place centuries earlier) to cancel further meetings.

Whitstable thus called an end to the Interpol sting operation at the Imperial Aurora Hotel which would have exposed the Johnson-zombie nosferatu meetings.

The Lakota Sioux Princess Tanaka returned to her flat in central London (she had rented a room right in the Imperial Aurora Hotel which would have allowed her close contact to the ballroom).

Dracul Van Helsing likewise returned to his flat in East London.

And Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was currently at the Set Enterprises laboratory recovering from a massive hangover having drunk the contents of 1001 bottles of Hendrik’s Gin which successfully brought him back from the dead for the 2nd time in two months.

Van Helsing was soon off another mission however.

This one with the ghost of Orson Welles.

Van Helsing and Welles were to use the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages-Welles-Lamarr Magic Lantern to travel back in time to the year 1953.

Apparently Whitstable’s contacts at NASA told him that the great mathematician Alan Turing (who had developed the computing machine that cracked the Enigma Nazi Code) had in 1953 developed a computer whose purpose was to pick up signals from extraterrestrial life forms in the universe.

The computer for whatever reason was hidden inside a jukebox on a table in the office of a Chelsea cafe.

And then disappeared mysteriously just as MI-5 agents raided the cafe.

Now it was believed to be in the home of a Havana Cuba based Neo-Nazi billionaire Robur Pike according to the visions of DARPA’s psychic lobster Van Gogh’s All Hearing Ear (who was a distant cousin of Set Enterprises’ psychic lobster Michelangelo).

When asked for his analysis, Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster typing on his own waterproof laptop computer said that the Turing jukebox computer had been stolen in 1953 by the vampire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau.

Kohler had, according to Michelangelo, time traveled from this month and this year back to 1953 to steal the Turing jukebox computer just before MI-5 agents arrived at the Chelsea cafe to take control of the machine.

The solution was to send a time traveler back in time to grab the Turing jukebox computer before Kohler could do so.

Thus Van Helsing and Welles were on their way back to that Chelsea cafe in ’53.

Arriving on the scene, Van Helsing and Welles came face to face with:

Maria Orsic and The Turing Juke Box Computer

Maria Orsic was an immortal.

She was a medium who had been head of the German Vril Society.

Van Helsing had met her on a time traveling mission before when the vampire hunter had time traveled back to Washington DC in the late 1930s.

Welles’ ghost had recalled that Van Helsing had made out with Maria Orsic on that occasion.

“So, Van Helsing,” Maria Orsic smiled at him, “I suppose you’re hear to steal the Turing Jukebox Computer before the vampire Franz Kohler of the Nazi SS Ahnenerbe Occult Bureau arrives on the scene?”.

“I am,” Van Helsing nodded.

“But I think I better spank you first,” Maria produced a rather sturdy wooden hairbrush.

“I think you’re right,” Van Helsing started taking his clothes off.

“Not again,” Welles’ ghost moaned as he buried his ghostly head in his ghostly hands.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday February 23rd
2021.

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Maria Orsic and Faust’s Plague

November 30, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Espionage, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, International Intrigue, News, Philosophy, Science, Spy Tales, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )


Vril Society medium Maria Orsic checking her tablet in Berlin on the last day of November 1939.

From the perspective of the Creator of the Cosmos, all past, present and future (concepts from the perspective of an invidual being who exists inside the space/time continuum) exist together at one time (if time is an appropriate word for it) in an Eternal Now.

As such, they could be said to interlap and connect with one another.

Yet there are times in history (as that concept is understood by humanity) when certain years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, moments and seconds correspond with another such measure of time within that space/time continuum as understood by humanity.

This phenomenon explains such things as hauntings- places which seem to be somehow joined together with certain people in certain times and epochs.

It also explains visions and prophecies.

Most seers within that time frame of history (as viewed from the perspective of humanity) view “through a glass darkly” as Saint Paul the Apostle put it.

Thus their visions and their prophecies may not always come to pass as they see it.

Only those who get their prophecies and visions directly from the Creator of the Cosmos (who knows all and sees all and understands all in one eternal Now) are able to see their prophecies and visions come to pass with 100% accuracy.

Vril Society medium Maria Orsic was a seer who saw through a glass darkly.

Very darkly for the Vril Society came to associate with the Thule Society and its political love child Nazism.

The channeled information that Maria Orsic and her sisters in the Vril Society were getting from entities claiming to be beings in another star system (but they were not) were certainly helping advancements in Nazi technology.

Nazi rocket technology would later benefit the American NASA.

Nazi psychological technology and mind control methods would later be adopted by the OSS later the American CIA in projects such as MK-Ultra.

Those techniques would also be used by the Tavistock Institute in London England after World War II.

OSS-CIA, Tavistock Institute and Soviet NKVD-KBG (passed on to successive Russian Federation intelligence agencies) methods all had their origins in Nazi psychological technology and mind control methods.

Maria Orsic looking at her tablet (a mechanism from humanity’s future from her perspective on this November evening in 1939) showed that this technology would all come together in the year 2020 in one massive psychological mind trap (as opposed to a mouse trap) of most minds on the planet in that year.

In conjunction with a plague (and form of biological warfare) being worked on by the immortal German scientist Dr. Johann Georg Faust (born in 1480 and supposedly died in an explosion of an alchemical experiment at the Hotel zum Lowen in the German town of Staufen im Breisgau in 1540 but he did not) for the Nazis.

Faust was doing research with bats in Mexico and working to develop a biological weapon from bat viruses.

Faust’s research on bat viruses would actually come into the possession of agents of Soong Mei-ling (Madame Chiang Kai-shek) after the War of 1939-45.

A couple of those agents would later defect to the Communist forces of Mao Tse-tung in China.

They took Faust’s bat virus research with them.

Later that research would come into the possession of the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

And the Faustian plague and Nazi psychological technology would unite and play together in a Mephistophelian bargain of Hell on the world stage in 2020.

But was Maria Orsic seeing all this as she viewed through her tablet darkly?

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday November 30th
2020.

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Dracul Van Helsing Meets Maria Orsic

January 31, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Film, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, Gothic, Gothic romance, History, International Intrigue, Mystery, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, Technology, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )


The Austro-Croatian mystic Maria Orsic calls out to Dracul Van Helsing from the window of her Chicago hotel room.

Dracul Van Helsing used the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages prototype magic lanterns for his time travel.

They were a type of image projecting magic lantern that projected black and white film images.

This magic lantern had been invented by the Hungarian-American magician Harry Houdini, the Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla and the Greek-American movie producer and movie house theatre chain owner Alexander Pantages working together to develop it in 1925.

Houdini claimed to have gotten the idea for this magic lantern from a magician’s assistant of his named Serena who claimed to have gotten the idea from Thoth the Egyptian god of time.

However the magic lantern still seemed incapable of allowing time travel.

Eventually the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages prototype magic lantern came into the hands of Orson Welles.

In the early morning hours of October 31st 1938 (a few hours after his infamous War of The Worlds radio broadcast), an entity claiming to be a Martian who intensely disliked the state of New Jersey (and why did Welles allow him to land there in his broadcast?) gave Welles further tips on how to tweak the magic lantern to allow time travel.

Welles’ tweaking helped somewhat but it wasn’t enough.

It remained for the magic lantern to fall into the possession of the Austrian-American film actress and inventor Hedy Lamarr (the woman who in the early 1940s invented the wireless radio technology that eventually became Bluetooth and Wi-Fi) to put the final touches on the magic lantern to make it time travel capable.

Lamarr added those finishing touches to the Houdini-Tesla-Pantages prototype in January of 1949.

Hearing the news that an evil member of the Ahnenerbe Nazi Occult Bureau Franz Kohler was still alive and anxious to get his hands on the device, Hedy Lamarr hid it in a West Hollywood movie theatre (that still exists today as a repertory theatre that plays old movies).

She informed Welles where she had placed the magic lantern.

The secret died with them.

However when Hades and Persephone allowed the ghost of Orson Welles to leave the realm of Hades along with the ghost of Sir Winston Churchill to serve as spirit advisors to British MP Renfield R. Renfield, the ghost of Orson Welles had informed Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing of its location on New Year’s Day of this year.

Dracul visited the West Hollywood repertory movie theatre on January 14th of this year where he made out with the Greek goddess Athena who was appearing in black and white on the screen.

And Dracul had been time travelling on and off again ever since.

Today in a time warp between the Chicago of a 1930s Hollywood film set and the actual Chicago of today January 31st 2019, he was summoned to enter the hotel room of the Austro-Croatian mystic Maria Orsic (who was Nikola Tesla’s secret love).

Maria Orsic invites Dracul Van Helsing in for a cosmic tantric sex encounter. Dracul obliges.

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