San Diego Bishop Has Demons and Communist Ghosts On His Front Lawn

October 14, 2020 at 10:45 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

Robert McElroy the brainless Catholic bishop of San Diego California was standing on his front lawn and shooting the breeze with the demons Baal and Baphomet as well as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung.

Which was probably a dangerous thing to be doing.

Recently Mark J. Seitz the brainless Catholic bishop of El Paso Texas had likewise been standing on his front lawn and shooting the breeze with the demons Baal and Baphomet as well as the ghosts of Lenin, Stalin and Mao Tse-tung.

Days later he came down with the Covid-19 virus.

Comparing recipes for a 1000-year-old laid egg (also known as the U.S. Democratic Party Platform) with the late Chairman Mao was no guarantee this would make one immune to the CCP Wuhan virus.

Already Bishop McElroy could be seen coughing and sputtering and standing behind him was Thanatos Thanatotheristes Reaper of Death who was the patron demon of Covid-19.

Thanatos Thanatotheristes had the body of a giant mammalian bat but the head of a Thanatotheristes (which was a type of T-Rex).

Later the demon Baphomet had an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper (an interview that CNN producers decided not to show on television).

Cooper informed Baphomet, “I understand your half-brother is currently visiting America.”

“What?” Baphomet spit out his vegan soup, “What’s he doing here?”.

Meanwhile in the town of Sleepy Hollow New York, Yaldabaoth the Irish leprechaun was taking a walk with the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow to look at the autumn colours.

“I think I’d like to stay in Sleepy Hollow until Halloween,” Friedrich Wotan Wiesbaden the Headless Horseman remarked through his Great Pumpkin jack o’ lantern head, “Things can get pretty exciting in Sleepy Hollow on Halloween.”

“Well seeing as how you and I and your horse Bucephalus Reborn and my pterodactyl Hovering Voyeurius Over Raquelis Welchius are the only guests who seem to be staying in Sleepy Hollow’s Rip Van Winkle Inn at the moment, I’m sure we can keep our rooms over until Halloween.”

“You’re right,” the Headless Horseman grinned 🎃, “Let’s go tell the innkeeper.”

Back at the inn, the innkeeper (who at one time in his life had been the proprieter of the Hotel California) was examining the Mercedes Benz car that had just pulled up driven by a lovely and beautiful witch.

“What did you say your name was again?” The innkeeper inquired.

“Tiffany Twisted,” the drop dead gorgeous witch smiled.

“Haven’t we met before?” The innkeeper blinked.

She smiled her white ivories at him, “Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.”

She took the keys to her room which would be across from Yaldabaoth’s.

She walked up the inn stairs in her short black skirt and sexy black silk nylons.

Then she turned around and smiled at the innkeeper, “You obviously danced to forget.”

She continued up the stairs while the innkeeper scratched his head and continued to wonder where he had seen her before.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday October 14th
2020.

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Moloch Remembers A Disciple While Justin Wants To Cancel Thanksgiving

September 25, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , )

The demon Moloch (invisible to most except those wearing Dr. Cadbury Rocher Polaroid sunglasses but there weren’t many of those) stood on the steps of the U.S. Capitol as a funeral service was being held for one of his favourite disciples who had kicked the bucket last Friday.

Unfortunately Moloch’s brother Baal and his demonic partner in crime Baphomet were unable to find a young virgin vampiress in time and rip out the vampiress’ heart and burn her body so that Moloch’s and their disciple might live a while longer.

A sacrifice of the Inca vampiress Huchuysisa back in January of this year had allowed Moloch’s disciple to live another 9 moths.

Unfortunately a couple of days later the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing and the ghost of Orson Welles had poured Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Phoenix Rising Vampiress Resurrection Elixir all over Huchuysisa’s ashes and brought her back from the dead.

Moloch’s disciple had to be hospitalized a few months later after seeing Australian performer Uncle Ernie perform his Marlene Dietrich dance routine in the associate Supreme Court Justice’s private washroom cubicle.

She had to be hospitalized again a few weeks after that after watching a viral video of Uncle Ernie performing the same dance routine when she accidentally typed in the wrong url on her laptop.

Then last Friday after seeing a holographic image (projected by Set Enterprises drones) of Uncle Ernie doing his most unkosher impersonation ever of Sesame Street’s Miss Piggy, Moloch’s disciple had finally given up the ghost.

She had lain in state first in the Supreme Court building and later in the halls of Congress.

Moloch wondered whether he’d ever again find such a devoted disciple.

. . .

Earlier this week in an address to the Canadian nation, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told Canadians that due to the Chinese Communist Party Wuhan virus (although he used the WHO politically correct term Covid-19), “It’s all too likely we won’t be gathering for Thanksgiving but we still have a shot at Christmas.”

Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated on the 2nd Monday in October (whereas in the U.S it is celebrated on the last Thursday in November).

Later in a meeting with his supernatural advisor Tezcatlipoca the Aztec god of smoking mirrors (whom he communicated with via a marijuana pot smoking late Victorian/early Edwardian antique mirror called Magical Mystery Tour), Justin was shocked to discover that he didn’t have the jurisdictional power to cancel Thanksgiving.

Tears started running down his Al Jolson minstral show blackface, “I suppose I don’t have the jurisdictional power to cancel Christmas either.”

Being the good Marxist that he was, Justin didn’t believe in people having fun.

He was first planning to cancel Thanksgiving in October and then Christmas in December.

His plans of being a Maoist grinch had come to nought.

How Justin wished he was Daniel Andrews the Premier of Victoria state in Australia and then he could do whatever the Hell he wanted.

The Global TV News Canada disinformation branch of the New World Order Ministry of Propoganda had finished their 5:30 PM Evening broadcast tonight (after their usual regurgitation of hardcore Marxism in the broadcast exemplified by Communist asshole Global correspondent in the U.S. Jackson Proskow’s Marxist-Leninist slant on American politics) by longing for a Daniel Andrews style lockdown in Canada.

How many of the Canadian sheeple baaaaed appreciatively at Dawna Friesen’s departing pronouncement remains to be seen.

. . .


The Inca vampiress Huchuysisa (on vacation in the Bahamas) was happy she managed to evade capture and being sacrificed by the demons Baal and Baphomet again in order that Moloch’s most devoted disciple on the U.S. Supreme Court might live.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 25th
2020.

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Renfield: George Soros Gets His “Useful Idiots” To Pull Out The Race Card To Deflect From His World Government Plans

August 31, 2020 at 10:32 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was doing a Monday night podcast:

Defense lawyer Robert Shapiro, who was a member of the so-called legal Dream Team of high-priced expensive defense lawyers who successfully defended former NFL football star O.J. Simpson from the charge of murder in the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman back in 1994 and 1995, once told a TV interviewer that when the Dream Team first met to discuss Simpson’s defense, they agreed not to play the “race card” for the defense which was that Simpson had been deliberately framed for the murders because he was black.
Then, as Shapiro put it, in the midst of the trial Simpson Dream Team lead counsel Johnnie Cochrane “not only played the race card, he pulled it out from the bottom of the deck.”

Likewise today globalist Marxist billionaire George Soros has noted that many people are starting to rise up and take notice of the many manipulative actions that Soros has conducted over the years dating back to the collapse of the British pound currency in the autumn of 1992 (which Soros was responsible for and through which Soros made a huge financial killing) and particularly over the past 5 years in which he has teamed up with his globalist bum buddies Pope Francis and Bill Gates to finally bring about a One World Government.
The brainless Marxist mainstream media has tried to protect Soros by saying “he’s just a bogeyman for the far right” ignoring the fact that Donald Trump has equally become a bogeyman for “everyone from the moderate left to the far left”.
Soros to protect himself has now, like Johnnie Cochrane in the O.J. Simpson trial, pulled out the “race card” to protect himself and is claiming and whining and snivelling that people are picking on him because he’s Jewish (although it’s probably been a good 50 years since this atheistic Marxist rat has graced himself through the doors of a synagogue).
Several so called anti-hate and anti-discrimination groups have been peeling onions and pouring out the crocodile tears claiming that poor innocent George Soros is just the latest victim in a long drawn out history of Jewish conspiracy theories.
Well neither Pope Francis nor the geeky nerd Bill “he didn’t lose his virginity and wasn’t laid until he earned his first million dollars” Gates are Jewish.
Soros may be Jewish because of his ancestral lineage but he certainly doesn’t act Jewish.
He acts like an atheist who rather ironically worships the demons Baal and Baphomet at the same time.
Edgar Allan Poe once wrote a short story called The Purloined Letter in which the subject letter of the title and the story that the Paris police so valiantly searched for was hidden within plain sight on a table in the room all the time.
Likewise Soros has been an open in plain sight global conspirator all the time as anybody who has ever bothered to watch his open speeches to each year’s Davos Summit Conference in Switzerland can surely attest to.
Today’s mainstream Marxist news media and so called anti-hate and anti-discrimination organizations are even more clueless and out to lunch than the Paris Police Force of amateur detective C. Auguste Dupin’s day and therefore are incapable of noticing the open global conspirator in their midst.

. . .

Last night, senility prone Joe Biden had been down in his basement talking to his pot smoking desert cactus plant Sweet Dementia when suddenly the demons Baal and Baphomet appeared to him.

“Joe,” said Baal, “We need you to go to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania tomorrow and make a speech. We’ve promised to do the fallen angel Mephistopheles a favour and in return, he’s going to possess your body temporarily and deliver the speech through you for you so you don’t come across as being a senile old fool. Is that all right with you, Joe?”.

“Sure man, why not?” Biden said before falling asleep in his Alphabets cereal.

Today the fallen angel Mephistopheles speaking through Biden in Pittsburgh asked, “Do I look like a radical socialist?”.

Biden trying to take back control of his body reached for the plastic bag with the Leon Trotsky beard, moustache and glasses inside to try to put them on.

Mephistopheles slapped his hand.

Mephistopheles as Biden then tried to blame Trump for all the violence now raging in American cities.

Leaving out the fact that it was Democratic Party Mayors of those cities who were allowing the anarcho-Marxist thugs and hooligans and Neo-Bolshevik insurrectionists free rein which was responsible for all the violence.

. . .

The ghost of Orson Welles was sitting inside the living room of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s estate.

He was deciding whether or not he should go to his birthplace of Kenosha Wisconsin tomorrow when Donald Trump was visiting there.

Grabbing a bottle of spectral red wine, Welles’ ghost wandered through the Set Mansion.

He came to a door at the back end of the house when he suddenly saw this vision:

Smoking a cigarette, the vision turned back and looked at him and said, “Don’t go to Kenosha, Mr. Welles.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 31st
2020.

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Renfield, Baal and Baphomet Professional Sports and A Communist Scientologist

August 3, 2020 at 10:52 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

“Mr. Renfield,” the BBC interviewer inquired of the British MP, “how would you describe yourself?”.

“As an altruistic empathetic narcissist,” Renfield answered.

The remark sent professional psychologists and psychiatrists and students of psychology all over the world scrambling for their textbooks and dictionaries to look up the meaning of this particular personality type.

Mental breakdowns were universal when they discovered the term wasn’t listed, classified or defined.

. . .

Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol was sitting in his office looking at photos of competing NBA and MLB teams all linking arms and kneeling in front of BLACK LIVES MATTER logos while the U.S. National anthem was being played.

Whitstable had received a dossier from the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit documenting how the Black Lives Matter organization was a Communist organization founded by 3 Communist lesbians whose stated goals were a Marxist society and the destruction of both fatherhood and the nuclear family.

Whitstable then looked at a videotape of both ceremonies as recorded by an Interpol agent using a Dr. Cadbury Rocher Demon Detector Lens.

In both ceremonies as the overpaid athletes knelt to show their “wokeness” (Being “woke” in the 21st Century meant that one had turned into a living dead brain dead zombie according to Renfield R. Renfield’s definition of the word), the demons Baal and Baphomet walked by although unseen by the human eye but not by the eye of the Dr. Cadbury Rocher Demon Detector Lens.

Thus the overpaid athletes were bending the knee to the demons Baal and Baphomet in what looked to be an act of fealty and homage.

In this, they were boldly or maybe mincingly following in the footsteps of Rep. Nancy Pelosi who had done the same a couple of months earlier where the demons Baal and Baphomet were also picked up by the Dr. Cadbury Rocher Demon Detector Lens as Rep. Pelosi and her fellow Congressional Useful Idiots For The Devil Democrats bent the knee in an act of fealty and homage to the two demons.

Although the overpaid athletes were able to get back up again after bending the knee.

The same could not be said for the House of Representatives Speaker who had to be helped up by a Congressional aide as Ms. Pelosi did a very bad impersonation of the lady in the famous Help! I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up TV commercials for Lifeline back in the 1980s.

. . .

Meanwhile as the demon Asmodeus and the little green frog Nimrod sat at a milkshake bar in Los Angeles, they were discussing the fact that Rep. Karen Bass of California had emerged as the number one contender to become Joe Biden’s Vice-Presidential running mate.

“Do you suppose Joe Biden is really going to name a Communist Scientologist as his running mate?” Nimrod asked Asmodeus.

“Well if you’ve got a Communist Pope in the Vatican, why not a Communist Scientologist in the White House?” Asmodeus shrugged.

It just so happened that down in the fires of Tartarus, Karl Marx the Father of Communism was roasting away on a barbeque spit right next to the barbeque spit where science-fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard the founder of the Church of Scientology was busy roasting away.

Marx and Hubbard briefly wept tears of joy upon hearing the news before resuming screaming for the rest of eternity.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 3rd
2020.

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The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne

June 3, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne

Bill Gates was sitting on the couch blubbering away like a baby when his wife Melinda walked in.

“Bill, what’s wrong?” Melinda asked her husband as she poured herself a glass of champagne and opened up a tin of caviar.

“British MP Renfield R. Renfield said in a TV interview last night that I wasn’t cool enough to be the Antichrist,” Tears came down Gates’ cheeks like Niagara Falls, “He said that I was too bland and boring. And after all those billions I’ve spent trying to develop a vaccine that will be able to physically trace and track people – a digital identity card much like the Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Book of Revelation Chapter 13. And then Renfield tells people that I’m not cool enough to be the Antichrist.”

“Well dear,” Melinda checked her text messages on her smart phone for half an hour and then went over and kissed him, “If it’s any consolation, I think you’re cool enough to be the Antichrist.”

“But Renfield said I wasn’t,” Bill Gates continued to blubber like a whale who was full of it, “And if Renfield said I was cool enough to be the Antichrist, then I really would be.”

“What about my opinion?” Melinda was furious, “Are you saying it’s only worth chopped liver?”.

“Speaking of chopped liver,” Gates started to wipe his glasses with a handkerchief, “Did you remember to pick up some Whiskas for the cat?”.

“You!” Melinda stormed off to the bedroom and slammed the door.

. . .

Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a report on his desk.

Apparently according to the report, the demons Baal and Baphomet had gone to the home of Dr. Anders Tegnell (who was Sweden’s chief epidemiologist) last night and had threatened him.

Dr. Tegnell was the man responsible for Sweden’s controversial decision not to impose a strict lockdown that the rest of the world had done along Stalinist-Maoist lines.

Dr. Tegnell had predicted a couple of months ago that the London models (developed by a research team in London England) showing the number of deaths that would occur due to Covid-19 were far too high a projection.

The epidemiologist said at the time that the number of deaths in Sweden due to Covid-19 would be around 4,000 the same number that usually occurs in the case of a normal flu season and there was no need to move to a total lockdown for the country.

Indeed the number of deaths for Sweden turned out to be 4,542 at this time (quite close to the number Dr. Anders Tegnell had originally predicted a couple of months ago).

While the London models (which the rest of the world’s medical experts had blindly accepted and followed) had far overestimated the number of deaths.

Dr. Anders Tegnell’s moderate approach had fitted in with the numbers he originally projected.

And yet today at a press conference, Dr. Anders Tegnell said that there were far too many deaths in the country.

Had Baal and Baphomet pressured him to attack his own approach?

. . .

Dr. Marmalade Montague (the former Paris baker who now fancied himself the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze and a time traveler from that Sun King era) had flown to Rome Italy in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s environmentally friendly dirigible airship. 

He had gone down to visit Rome’s catacombs.

And as he was walking in one catacomb just below the Vatican, he was startled to see the demons Baal and Baphomet kneeling before an elk seated on a midnight dark black throne.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 3rd
2020.

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Bill Gates and The Hansel and Gretel Eating Witch Sophie Lewis

April 15, 2020 at 10:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Horror, International Intrigue, Mystery/horror, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Bill Gates and The Hansel and Gretel Eating Witch Sophie Lewis

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was reading an old AMORC Southern California Rosicrucian Order booklet from the 1960s teaching one how to astral project.

The lobster found himself in an artists’ studio on the Bill Gates estate.

And there was Bill Gates painting an oil painting of Santa Muerte (the Mexican female deity of death who was a post-Cortez conquest representation of Mictecacihuatl – literally “Lady of the Dead” in Nahuatl the language of the Aztecs- who was the Aztec goddess of death) holding hands with Pachamama the Inca earth mother goddess.

On the old gramophone record that Gates was listening to, someone doing a very bad impersonation of Louis Armstrong’s voice was singing, “I see 7 billion people dead and I think to myself what a wonderful world…”

Gates started whistling a happy tune in conjunction with the lyrics.

Baal and Baphomet entered the room.

“Bill,” Baal rubbed his metallic furnace tummy and belched some CO2 caused by eating too many embryonic stem cells, “Trump has cut U.S. Government funding to the World Health Organization. How are we going to roll out the Mark of the Beast vaccine if our primary organization for imposing it on humanity gets its funding cut?”.

“Well,” Gates put down his brush and palette of oil paints, “I did attack Trump in a tweet. I suspect he’ll attack me back in a tweet shortly.”

“Still, what will we do about WHO funding?” Baphomet did a pirouette around the room in his/ her pink ballet covered goats’ hooves.

“I’ll put in a call to Xi Jinping,” Gates picked his nose with his paint brush so he wouldn’t be touching his face with his finger, “After all he owes WHO’s Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus a favour for covering up how badly the Chinese Communist Party handled the pandemic in its initial stages back in December even harassing the Wuhan ophthalmologist Dr. Li Wenliang for daring to bring up the subject of a new Coronavirus infecting humans with the authorities.”

“Well, do that as soon as possible,” Baal ordered.

Gates reached for his smart phone and fast dialled Xi Jinping’s number.

. . .

Sitting cross-legged in front of a statue of Hecate the Greek goddess of witchcraft was a cackling Sophie Lewis who wrote articles for the George Soros leftist rag that called itself openDemocracy (an oxymoronic name for a group hoping to shut down democracy in favour of a global totalitarian regime).

In the article, she wrote that she hoped that locking people in their homes during the Coronavirus pandemic would lead to the death of the nuclear family.

She then proceeded to bring out 4 voodoo dolls – one marked Dad, one marked Mom, one marked little Johnny and one marked little Susie.

She then stuck pins in each doll and cackled wildly, “Death. Death to you all.”

Her oven alarm went off.

She went to the kitchen where she had been baking gingerbread cookies in the shapes of the children Hansel and Gretel.

Sophie Lewis was positive that in her previous reincarnation she had been the witch who lived in the enchanted hut in the forest whom those nasty children Hansel and Gretel had pushed into the fiery oven after she had tried to eat them both.

“Revenge, sweet revenge,” Sophie cackled as she ate a dozen Hansel shaped gingerbread cookies and a dozen Gretel shaped gingerbread cookies.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 15th
2020.

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Renfield Discusses Mohammed Morsi and Julian Assange

June 18, 2019 at 9:01 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, Spy Tales, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Renfield Discusses Mohammed Morsi and Julian Assange

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was having lunch with his friends Amadeus Emanon and Angelique Dumont on the roof of Angelique Dumont’s apartment building.

“So,” Miss Dumont opened up the lunch basket, “I hear former Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi collapsed and died in an Egyptian courtroom yesterday after giving a five minute statement to the court.”

“Yes,” Renfield nodded, “Dr. Cadbury Rocher has been trying to get Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster to use his visionary powers to determine what happened that caused Morsi’s death but the visions keep being blocked by the spirit of the Egyptian god Horus.”

“Isn’t that the god whose eyeball appears as the capstone above the pyramid in the Novus Ordo Seclorum spot on the American dollar bill?” Amadeus asked as he ate a pickle and an olive and a devilled egg.

“It is,” Renfield nodded, “the same god who buried your employer Set alive in a tomb millennia ago.”

“But didn’t Set cut up Horus’ father Osiris into 14 pieces on one occasion?” Amadeus went for the cole slaw and chop suey.

“He did,” Renfield admitted, “Those old Egyptian family feuds make today’s soap operas look like child’s play by comparison.”

“It doesn’t sound like Morsi was treated very well in prison by the Egyptian government,” Angelique Dumont ate a fried scorpion.

“He wasn’t,” Renfield put some caviar on a cracker, “I didn’t like Morsi myself. After all anyone who gets the admiration of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, there’s obviously something seriously wrong with that person. But still to keep someone in isolation and solitary confinement 23 hours a day and to deny them access to their doctors and lawyers and friends and family is clearly a human rights violation.”

“Isn’t that what the British government is currently doing to Julian Assange?” Angelique Dumont asked a pointed question.

“It is,” Renfield had to admit.

“Well, you’re a member of the House of Commons,” Angelique ate a roast pork sandwich, “why don’t you do something about it?”.

“I’ve tried,” Renfield answered, “but I find myself up against those same dark forces in the British deep state apparatus that Her Majesty the Queen warned the late Princess Diana’s butler and valet about.”

“Well, you can shapeshift into a hamster, can’t you?” Amadeus was now enjoying a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, “couldn’t you shapeshift into a hamster and enter Assange’s prison cell and find out what’s happening?”.

Set Enterprises’ chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher had given Renfield the genetic ability to shapeshift into a hamster back in the early 2000s.

“I’ve tried doing that,” Renfield replied, “but there’s some dark magic forces at work within the vicinity of Assange’s prison. I’m unable to enter it in shapeshifted hamster form. And I don’t have the high level security clearance to do it in human form.”

“What dark magic forces are at work around Assange’s prison?” Amadeus queried.

“Michelangelo has indicated through typing with his lobster claws on his waterproof iPad that it was a powerful spell cast by the powerful demons Baal and Baphomet,” Renfield started munching on a tuna fish sandwich.

“Why do the demons Baal and Baphomet have it in for Julian Assange?” Amadeus opened a tin of sardines.

“I can answer that, Amadeus,” Angelique smiled, “Baal and Baphomet backed Hillary Clinton for President in 2016. And Assange released Hillary’s emails on Wikileaks in 2016 helping to damage her campaign.”

“What demons backed Donald Trump for President?” Amadeus ate a banana.

“That would be Mammon and Mephistopheles,” Angelique answered.

“So Mammon and Mephistopheles won?” Amadeus noticed no more food left in the picnic basket.

“With a little help of collusion from a genie in a Russian vodka bottle according to the snivelling of Baal and Baphomet,” Renfield opened a bottle of bourbon.

The New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont wearing Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s Protective Sunblock For Vampiresses enjoying the sunshine on her London apartment building rooftop.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday June 18th
2019.

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Theodora and Varying Manners of Byzantine Intrigue

May 7, 2019 at 10:01 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic romance, International Intrigue, Mythology, News, Romance, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , )

After lighting a candle to the Baphomet and the statue of Baal, Pennsylvania Democratic representative Brian Sims of Philadelphia went to bed.

After falling asleep, the Byzantine vampiress Theodora appeared in his bedroom and sprinkled him with Byzantine angel dust.

Sims then dreamed that he was a homosexual bishop back in the days of the Byzantine Emperor Justinian.

Justinian’s method of dealing with homosexual bishops was vastly different from that of Pope Francis.

His method was to castrate the bishops and then to have them paraded nude through the streets of Constantinople.

Instead of a “coming out” parade, it was a “coming off” parade.

Sims screamed as he slept.

He was not enjoying his dream.

Theodora smiled and laughed.

She was.

. . .

French President Emmanuel Macron was unhappy that Britain was going to be participating in European Parliament elections later this month since the Brits had failed yet another deadline to achieve Brexit.

He ate smoked oysters and downed champagne.

He then got on his iPhone and went to FaceTime.

British Prime Minister Theresa May was unhappy that Britain was going to be participating in European Parliament elections later this month since the Brits had failed yet another deadline to achieve Brexit.

She ate hot buttered biscuits and downed gin.

She then got on her iPhone and went to FaceTime.

May shrieked when she looked at her screen.

Emmanuel Macron was only wearing brief undershorts that were decorated with pink coloured daisies and that was it.

Macron shrieked when he looked at his screen.

Theresa May was only wearing hair curlers and that was it.

May gasped, “Emmanuel, we’ve got to stop FaceTiming like this.”

. . .

Miranda the mermaid had shapeshifted into full human form and was lying on the beach at Tel Aviv.

The Greek god Poseidon stepped up out of the ocean.

He had a large seashell to his ear since he was in a teleconferencing call with his brothers Zeus and Hades.

Poseidon ended the call and put the seashell in the back seat of his pants which were made out of seaweed.

“Miranda,” the Greek sea deity called out to the mermaid, “Did you know the ghost of Orson Welles is looking for you?”.

. . .

After filling the Baphomet and Baal worshipping Rep. Brian Sims of Philadelphia with the worst possible nightmares, the Byzantine vampiress Theodora returned to New York City for a nighttime modelling photo shoot.

Where an MI-6 spy operative code named Diablos Nocturna was waiting for her.

They spent a tantalizing evening of tantric sex afterwards.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday May 7th
2019.


The Byzantine vampiress Theodora: The stuff of nightmares to Baal and Baphomet worshippers.
But pleasant dreams to certain MI-6 operatives.

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The Eve of Saint Agnes 2019: Night of The Super Wolf Blood Moon: A Poem

January 20, 2019 at 11:56 pm (Folklore, Geopolitics and International Relations, Gothic, Gothic poem, Gothic romance, Horror, International Intrigue, love, Mystery, Mystery/horror, Mythology, News, Poetry, Romance, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )


Madeleine undressing, The Eve of St. Agnes painted by John Everett Millais circa 1863 based on John Keats’ 1819 poem The Eve of St. Agnes

‘Twas the Eve of Saint Agnes
and in a Baphomet worshipping Jesuit chapel
in Washington DC
Strange creatures were stirring
led by an Illuminati banker Lord L of London
who was wearing a mask of Poe’s The Raven
The Greco-Egyptian gnostic goddess Sophia was dressed
as a statue of her mother Pallas Athena
But wasn’t allowing Lord L to sit on her head

The demons Baal and Baphomet sat atop Pope Francis style witches’ Stang style Crucifixes awaiting sacrifices to them
Two victims- a 12-year-old girl named Agnes who would be sacrificed to Baal who thrived on child sacrifices
And a 50-year-old Welsh werewolf Magog Rhys Petley (former British Labour MP) securely bound (as it was the night of a full moon) who would be sacrificed to Baphomet the half-human half-goat half-male half-female entity (who was Sophia’s son/daughter)
Performing the sacrifice would be Semiramis the former Queen of Babylon
Seeing as how Saint Agnes’ symbol was the lamb
and Magog Rhys Petley’s symbol was the wolf
The group was giving a perverted twist to Isaiah’s prophecy about the wolf shall lie down with the lamb

Semiramis wearing a long red dress raised the knife
when the full moon turned blood red
ready to bring it down on both
when the blood red moon turned to darkness
Just then the door of the chapel opened
And two creatures entered
One was a white wolf with blue eyes
He strolled on the right down the center of the chapel
The other was a black jaguar with silver eyes
He strolled down the left of the chapel
They went and stood on either side of Semiramis

Lord L blinked behind his raven mask
He didn’t recall this being part of the script
A tall blonde man wearing a fedora hat and Philip Marlowe
style private eye trench coat entered the chapel
Wearing a cross bow on his back

Standing at the front of the chapel
he removed a cross bow and poisoned arrow and fired at Lord L
“Shit, I am slain” Lord L remarked before falling over subsequently dead
“A Lenny Bruce style Nixon White House style epithet added to Polonius’ last words spoken in the play Hamlet” the crossbow slayer who was Dracul Van Helsing remarked.

The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec had arrived on the scene
and had tied up and bound Semiramis the Queen of Babylon
“Wow, my Anne Rice A. N. Roquelaure Sleeping Beauty BDSM fantasies are coming true,” Dracul remarked upon seeing this
Renfield R. Renfield let fire with a water cannon
with Holy Water blessed by the former Pope Benedict XVI
At the demons Baal and Baphomet
sending them shrieking outside the chapel

Soon the spectators fled
including a Democratic Congresswoman from California
and a Democratic Senator from New York
who were dressed as the couple
in the 1930 Grant Wood painting American Gothic

Semiramis before succumbing to a massive tantric orgasm
Brought about by the excitement of the ropes and the handcuffs
touching her skin
Thought she recognized Dracul Van Helsing

“He must be a time traveller,” Semiramis thought to herself,
“He’s the spitting image of the man who rescued me from the hands of Jack the Ripper in London in the autumn of 1888.”


Semiramis in the arms of Jack the Ripper as a raven watches
and before a white wolf and a black jaguar and a vampire slayer spring in for the attack

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