Demon Moloch Addresses His Disciples In BBC Newsroom

November 18, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , )

Rebel News Canada one of the few independent and non-Marxist news media outlets in Canada visited the office building home of Dominion Voting (the vote tabulation company whose vote tabulation machines in key battleground states suddenly flipped thousands and thousands and thousands of votes from Donald Trump to Joe Biden at the last minute on election night Tuesday November 3rd) at 215 Spadina Avenue in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

They were shocked to discover that Dominion Voting actually shares an office floor with the Tides Foundation.

Tides which recently changed its name to Make Way is an extreme left eco-radical charity that is financed by George Soros.

When the Rebel News camera crew were inside the Dominion Voting Building at 215 Spadina Avenue in Toronto, they were removed from the building by the building manager.

Before they were removed by the building manager for committing the heinous offense of journalism (a heinous offense that the mainstream Marxist media has never been guilty of the past 20 years) they discovered that Tides and Dominion had requested the building manager remove all signage and references to their shared building occupancy.

Rebel News in its investigation had discovered documents that Dominion Voting had donated almost $50,000 to Hillary Clinton’s personal foundation.

Of course only independent news media outlets such as Rebel News would bother investigating and reporting on this.

For the mainstream Marxist media news outlets believe in lies and not the truth.

. . .

Ghost of Joseph Stalin: “My spirit has effectively taken over the BBC (which now stands for British Bolshevik Corporation).

My former ally and erstwhile enemy Winnie (Winston Churchill) must be spinning in his grave.

They the BBC have definitely become the Ministry of Truth of Orwell’s 1984.”

As Stalin enjoyed himself pontificating while sitting at the desk of the late BBC comedian Jimmy Savile, the demon Moloch was standing (maskless of course since he was a global overlord of the plant) in the middle of the BBC newsroom giving a pep talk to his many disciples among the reporters and news editors of BBC World News.

Moloch (injesting a plateload of human babies): Thank you for your splendid efforts on my behalf and on behalf of my many allies.
As you know the British public and the public of the world are gullible sheep.
They think an organization which knew about and did nothing and in many cases covered up for BBC actors and stars who were guilty of rape, pedophilia and necrophilia, they think an organization such as this is actually going to tell the truth about Covid-19 and also tell the truth about who actually won the U.S. Presidential election.

Moloch then starts to cackle and laugh uproariously.

His disciples among the reporters and news editors of BBC news, soon join in on the demonic and satanic laughter and cackling, sounding equally demonic and satanic in their cackling and laughter.

. . .

British MP Renfield R. Renfield reading the news on his own independent non-Marxist news podcast:

The Vatican is turning its Social Media Department of Pope Francis Instagram, Twitter and Facebook Account Staff writers upside down in an effort to find the heterosexual male in the department who dared to Like in Francis’ name a female lingerie model on Instagram.

Such things are Verboten in Pope Francis’ Vatican.

You can like a Burt Reynolds Cosmopolitan Centrefold picture but not a photo of a female lingerie model.


Natalia Garibotto, 27, the Brazilian lingerie model whose Instagram photo of her wearing a tartan schoolgirl skirt, stockings and suspenders was apparently “liked” by Pope Francis on his Instagram account.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday November 18th
2020.

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Renfield’s Political Incorrectness and Nomination For A Guest Host For TCM

April 10, 2019 at 10:24 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Television, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , )


BBC’s Geeta Guru-Murthy interviews Renfield R. Renfield

BBC News anchorwoman Geeta Guru-Murthy was asking British MP Renfield R. Renfield his opinion of the crowded race for the 2020 Democratic Party Presidential nomination.

“Mr. Renfield,” Geeta asked, “what do you think of Pete Buttigieg the first openly gay mayor of South Bend, Indiana becoming the first openly gay mayor to have a shot at winning the U.S. Presidency?”.

“Well,” Renfield replied, “I find it singularly appropriate that an openly gay mayor would have the words “butt” and “gig” as syllables in his last name. And I also find it singularly appropriate that the first openly gay mayor to run for President would be Mayor of a place called South Bend which of course describes the anatomical position either he or his partner would be in when they got up to or rather down to doing what comes naturally for them.”

As Geeta Guru-Murthy doubled over and tried desperately to save her job by not breaking into huge gales of laughter at Renfield’s highly politically incorrect and extremely sociologically insensitive and yet factually accurate statement, Amadeus Emanon turned off the TV and buried his head in his hands.

“It looks like Renfield’s parliamentary office is going to have to be issuing yet another statement and apology to members of the LGBTQ community,” Amadeus stated.

“You mean the group that Renfield refers to as the Alphabet Soup Perverts?” Angelique Dumont asked.

“We better try to keep the lid on that before the European Union’s Big Non-Binary Sibling of 1984 + 35 (aka 2019) goes after him,” Amadeus answered.

Meanwhile across the Atlantic pond over in the U.S.A., Donald Trump stated his opinion of the country’s founding father, “If George Washington had been smart, he’d have named Mount Vernon after himself.”

As Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster had a vision of the Washington Obelisk falling on top of Donald Trump at a future date, Dr. Cadbury Rocher was busy watching his satellite TV which was picking up a current TCM (Turner Classic Movie) channel transmission from America.

TCM had recently asked notable figures from around the world to nominate a guest host who might someday fill in as a permanent replacement for TCM’s beloved host Robert Osborne who had died 2 years ago.

Tonight the man Renfield had suggested as a possible replacement for Robert Osborne was serving as the guest host.

A heavy metal headbanger looking man stood in front of the camera.

Heavy Metal Headbanger Looking Man: Hi, I’m Ozzy Osbourne. Guest host and potential permanent replacement for Robert Osborne. Tonight from 1948, we have a movie I’ve never heard of before- Hamlet. Starring an actor I’ve never heard of before- Laurence Olivier. Whose script was written by an author I’ve never heard of before- William Shakespeare.

As the heavy metal singer continued, the first thing that popped into Dr. Cadbury Rocher’s mind was, “An Osbourne is not an Osborne by any other name.”

Meanwhile Renfield left the BBC News Studios as pink leotards were being thrown at him by an angry group of protesters.

He got into the waiting Set Enterprises limousine and got on his smart phone where he ordered a Halloween costume as he had just found out that October 31st was the date the EU had extended Brexit to.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday April 10th
2019.

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Renfield and Amadeus Listen To BBC News Report From Jerusalem

April 12, 2014 at 7:25 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, News, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Renfield and Amadeus Listen To BBC News Report From Jerusalem

Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were enjoying some chips and chip dip and watching BBC World News on the television in the living room of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s colossal London mansion.

“This news report just in,” the BBC World News anchorman intoned…

“I always enjoy the news more when Naga Munchetty is reading the news,” Renfield quipped.

“I’ve noticed that,” Amadeus stated.

“… The attempted machete attack on Mr. Miliband in the Old City of Jerusalem occurred in the midst of the British Labour Party leader’s 3-day visit to Israel and the West Bank,” said the anchorman.

“Someone tried to attack Ed Miliband?” Amadeus stopped in the middle of dipping his chip.

“The assailant captured on this mobile phone cam closely resembles Kermit the Frog as you can see…” the anchorman went on.

“Indeed, ’tis the very spitting image of Kermit,” Renfield said in somewhat theatrical fashion as he continued to enjoy his chips ‘n chip dip.

“Israeli police seemed unable to wrestle the machete wielding amphibian assailant to the ground,” the anchorman’s black hair started turning white as he spoke, “for they seemed to pass right through the body of Kermit as if he were a spirit.
The maniacal frog whose life of “it isn’t easy being green” was obviously getting to him ended up being stopped in his tracks when Interpol agent Peter Whitstable threw a vial of water at him…”

“Obviously Kermit feels the same way about water as W. C. Fields did,” Renfield sipped from a bottle of brandy.

“Peter Whitstable the man they call the Fox Mulder of Interpol later told a BBC reporter that the vial contained Holy Water personally blessed by Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI…”

“Well conservative Catholics who are upset with Pope Francis will be happy to hear that,” Renfield licked his lips as he fondly remembered the huge all beef patty cheeseburger he ate yesterday which was a Friday.

“I can’t believe Kermit the Frog turned out to be a homicidal maniac,” Amadeus wept, “one of my childhood heroes gone.”

“Yeah the trouble with childhood heroes,” Renfield belched as he started hitting a bottle of bourbon, “is they either die like Shirley Temple and Mickey Rooney or they end up homicidal maniacs like Kermit the Frog and Oscar Pistorius.”

To be continued.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday April 12th
2014.

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Disappointed With BBC World News

March 4, 2014 at 7:44 pm (Commentary, Crime, Geopolitics and International Relations, History, News, Personal essays) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Disappointed With BBC World News

I’m so disappointed with BBC World News at the moment.

I turned on the TV to see what was the latest with the Ukraine crisis and the possibility of full-scale war breaking out and instead all they had on was stupid live coverage of the stupid Oscar Pistorius murder trial in South Africa.

I remember when I was a teen-ager back in 1995 how important news stories of that year took a back seat to the O.J. Simpson murder trial in Los Angeles.

Every time some stupid pompous arrogant hubris filled famous athlete kills his wife or ex-wife or girlfriend, the news media go into positive orgasms over the whole matter.

I’d expect such stupidity coming from the American news media but I didn’t expect such stupidity coming from the BBC.

I can well imagine the following scenario if the Ukraine crisis does somehow spin totally out of control and produce World War III:

CNN’s Anderson Cooper: And we’ve just received word that Washington DC has been destroyed by a nuclear missile.
We will now be talking to an American General about the current retaliatory nuclear missile attack on Moscow…
oh wait… we’re going to have to put that interview on hold because we’ve got a live feed coming in from the Oscar Pistorius murder trial in Pretoria South Africa where the courtroom has just heard the riveting testimony of an Afrikaans speaking toilet seat repairman.
Oops… our reporter was just knocked over by a BBC cameraman also in a rush to get the story…
okay… here’s the live feed coming from Pretoria now… oh no… our transmission satellite over South Africa was just shot down… bloody Russians…

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