Mephistopheles and Baal Outside Jerusalem

April 4, 2021 at 10:03 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

On a hilltop outside Jerusalem almost 2000 years ago.

“He seems to have risen from the dead,” Baal remarked wistfully.

“This wasn’t exactly part of our plans,” Mephistopheles replied.

“Who’s going to tell him?” Baal spoke of His Most Luciferic and Satanic Majesty.

“Let’s see who draws the shortest straw,” Mephistopheles walked over to a camel carrying a pile of straw on his back.

“Who will draw the straw first?” Baal asked.

“Age before beauty,” Mephistopheles bowed and stepped aside leaving Baal to do the initial honours.

Baal drew a straw.

“Now, my turn,” Mephistopheles drew a straw.

The camel fell down and writhed in agony after Mephistopheles drew a straw.

“That appears to be the straw that broke the camel’s back,” Mephistopheles remarked.

“Trying to coin a new saying are you?” Baal was sarcastic as he looked at the two straws in comparison and then uttered “Shit!”.

Beelzebub (whose name meant “Lord of the Flies” but was really just a nice way of saying “Lord of The Dung Heap”) arrived on the scene after Baal said “Shit!” thinking that Baal had called him.

“I got the short end of the straw,” said Baal and handed the short straw to Beelzebub.

“What do you want me to do with this?” Beelzebub asked.

“Take it to our lord,” Baal said in reference to His Most Luciferic and Satanic Majesty, “and tell him that He (Christ the enemy of the fallen angels and the demons) has risen from the dead.”

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Easter Sunday
Sunday April 4th
2021.

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The Christmas Star Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction

December 21, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, Ghost Story, History, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction or the Christmas Star was visible in the night sky in the northern hemisphere for the first time since just before dawn on March 4th 1226.

But in the city of the Walrus Cow Demon, it could not be seen.

For snow and ice fog were falling on the city.

The Norse god Loki and the Norse wolf Fenrir and the Jotunn (frost giants) were walking the streets of the City of the Walrus Cow Demon preventing the Christmas Star from being seen.

On this day the demon Mephistopheles possessed Joe Biden received his vaccine for the Wuhan CCP virus (called Covid-19 by WHO) that would alter his DNA.

And the Vatican City State announced that all its employees and residents would have to receive the DNA altering vaccine (even though it was made with stem cells from babies sacrificed to the demon god Moloch).

Beelzebub who was the unofficial head of the Vatican Congregation For The Doctrine of The Faith under Francis had written the document approving use of the vaccine.

As Biden was getting his DNA altering vaccine, Mephistopheles had left Biden’s body temporarily to attend a special signing ceremony at the Vatican Secretariat of State.

Mephistopheles had managed to negotiate a new Nazi-Soviet Pact to replace the one broken in June 1941 when Hitler’s Nazi Third Reich had attacked Stalin’s Soviet Union

The new Nazi-Soviet Pact was being signed by the ghost of Josef Stalin (who had been dispensationally released from Tartarus at the request of Pope Francis) and a Russian grey wolf who was possessed by the ghost of Adolf Hitler (Hitler had been released from Tartarus at the request of the Norse god Odin a few years back).

The Winter Solstice 2020 Nazi-Soviet Pact would serve as the basis of the Great Reset One World Government being advocated by the World Economic Forum and the United Nations’ 2030 Sustainable Development Agenda.

Meanwhile in the Yukon in far northern Canada near the town of Dawson City, the Klondike vampiress Klondike Kate was heading out to see if she could catch a glimpse of the Jupiter-Saturn Great Conjunction also known as the Christmas Star.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday December 21st
2020

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