Renfield’s Global Zoom Press Conference

December 10, 2020 at 11:22 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Amadeus Emanon had been living in Australia for almost a year.

He had been stranded here by the pandemic.

He and his girlfriend the New Orleans vampiress Angelique Dumont had been staying in the house of the infamous Uncle Ernie (a house that was actually owned by Uncle Ernie’s adopted nephew who got down on his knees every day and thanked God that Uncle Ernie wasn’t a blood relative).

“I wonder why those men and women from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation were so anxious to extract large quantities of my DNA last year in 2019,” Uncle Ernie mumbled to himself as he happily set about his task of trying to make scrambled fossilized dinosaur eggs.

The news story on the radio was about how the UK, then Canada and then the U.S. were rolling out the Covid-19 vaccine.

Amadeus was on his laptop to watch a Zoom global press conference that his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield was hosting.

Renfield sat in his parliamentary office gazing at the camera on his laptop while reporters from all over the world asked him questions.

Between each reporter’s question, the picture on the wall just behind Renfield was always changed.

Beautiful women dressed in short skirts and white t-shirts that said PRO SEX LEAGUE OPPOSED TO ORWELLIAN 1984 ANTI-SEX LEAGUE came in to change the picture behind Renfield when a new reporter appeared on Zoom to ask a question.

Soon it came to the turn of U.S. reporters to ask a question.

3 reporters from each country were allowed to ask one question each of Renfield.

As the first U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster showing Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci standing together while the caption read WOULD YOU BUY A USED VACCINE FROM THESE MEN?

As the 2nd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi while the caption read WOULD YOU BOOK A HAIRDRESSING APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WOMAN?

As the 3rd U.S. reporter asked a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster of a despondent looking Hunter Biden while the caption read WOULD YOU SELL CRACK COCAINE TO THIS MAN?

As the 1st reporter from the Vatican City State rose to ask a question, the short skirted and tight white shirted PRO SEX GIRLS put up a poster whose caption read PACHAMAMA SUCKS and the picture showed an elegantly dressed red evening gown wearing Inca Earth Mother goddess Pachamama on her knees kneeling in front of Renfield who didn’t appear to be wearing any trousers or boxer shorts.


Pachamama the Inca Earth Mother Goddess

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday December 10th
2020.

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Pope Francis’ Fascist/Commie Hybrid Model and The Vaccine

December 9, 2020 at 11:58 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , )

British MP Renfield R. Renfield was talking to his former boss the London-based ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set (sipping a martini and eating a live crocodile): I see Pope Francis has joined together with the world’s largest investment, banking and business leaders to form what he calls The Council For Inclusive Capitalism With The Vatican.

Renfield (nodding): Yes for a religious leader who spends an awful lot of time shooting his mouth off about how much he loves the poor, he seems to spend an awful lot of time with the rich.

Set (trying to swallow down the crocodile’s tail): That’s true. So what is this Inclusive Capitalism he’s promoting?

Renfield: Well it’s like Orwell’s 1984. Words used are always the opposite of what they have meant in the past. So for example, Big Brother’s Ministry of Truth was in fact the Ministry of Lies. And CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, Global News Canada, the Washington Post and The New York Times get everything they articulate based on what’s written in the Big Brother Ministry of Truth (in fact the Ministry of Lies) guidelines. And the same with other Big Brother words. Slavery Is Freedom, Work Is Leisure, Knowledge Is Ignorance. Thus Inclusive Capitalism is the most exclusive form of capitalism that has ever existed in history. It’s Trickle Down economics with no trickle down whatsover.

Set: So then what is Inclusive Capitalism exactly?

Renfield: Basically it’s Deng Xiaoping Chinese Communism on a global scale. What amounted to a 1978 CCP (Chinese Communist Party) adoption of Hitlerian/Mussolinian economic Fascism as their guiding principles. Big corporations would be allowed to operate but they’d do so under the regulation, patronage and good graces of the ruling Party/State (in Italy under Mussolini it was the Fascists, in Germany under Hitler it was the Nazis, in China under Deng it was the Communists). The only form of Capitalism that will be allowed to exist in the coming global Party State envisioned by Pope Francis, western billionaires and Xi Jinping is Monopolism (the rule of Monopolies). There will be no true free enterprise allowed (in other words, no competition). Only those huge global corporations that meet with the seal of approval of the global Party State will be allowed to operate.

Set: And how is this system being brought about?

Renfield: Through this plandemic/scamdemic of course. A virus from which people have a 97% to 99% recovery rate is frightening most of the world to death thanks to the Nazi/CCP/ North Korean propaganda style psy ops operation being conducted by the global mainstream media. Of course this bioengineered virus (created in the Wuhan Instiute of Virology) seems to have a built in mechanism to become even worse in the 2nd Wave just in time to roll out the previously planned and created vaccine for it that will amount to the greatest form of social control in all recorded history. As we know, the Pfizer vaccine for Covid currently being rolled out is an m-RNA vaccine that changes the DNA in a person’s body once they take the vaccine and such genetic changes will be passed down through all of one’s future generations (although governments and media are not telling people that as they roll out this vaccine). Of course Bill Gates signed a deal with Pfizer’s German subsidiary to produce mRNA vaccines a month before the first case of the Wuhan CCP virus was reported. It sounds like Gates had a Hell of a lot of insider information.

Set: So how is the plandemic/scamdemic creating Inclusive Capitalism which is an extreme exclusive monopolistic form of capitalism within a global Party/State?

Renfield: Well let’s take a look at the United States using the latest U.S. government statistics. This year 52% of the biggest corporations in the U.S. earned more profits this year than they did last year. So in the middle of a pandemic, the bigger corporations were earning way more profits. The same cannot be said of most small businesses and many medium sized businesses who had to close during lockdown. Let’s look at the past century. 100 years ago in 1920, it was so-called Mom and Pop small businesses that made up 90% of the U.S. economy. Of course that number gradually went down with each passing decade but still even before the 2008 global financial crisis, mom and pop small businesses still made up 55% of the U.S. economy. After the 2008 global financial crisis and good Communist Barack Obama’s massive bailout of large banks and large corporations leaving most small businesses to fend for themselves, that number fell to 45% of the economy. Less than 50% for the first time in history. Now with lockdowns (imposed by champion of the middle and working classes Democratic Party governors) that number will probably decrease to 10 to 15% of the total U.S. economy if that.
The only corporations that will be left will be large corporations. Large corporations operating under the aegis of the Biden-Harris Neo-Bolshevik Party State will no longer have to worry about Mom and Pop small businesses for competition. Pope Francis’ Inclusive Capitalism will have triumphed everywhere. The union of Karl Marx and Milton Friedman uniting as one bent over the bench in a gay Jesuit steambath sauna room.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 9th
2020.

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Bill Gates Holds Great Reset Livestream Virtual Press Conference

December 2, 2020 at 11:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Billionaire Bill Gates, who suffered from the delusion that just because he was a multi-billionaire that this gave him the right to control other people’s lives, was holding a livestream virtual press conference on the topic of the Great Reset (something that had been dismissed as “conspiracy theory” last month by Canada’s brainless Prime Minister Justin Trudeau even though people like George Soros, Gates and his evil wife Melinda, Pope Francis’ leading economic advisor Jeffrey Sachs and World Economic Forum Chairman Klaus Schwab openly talk about a global Great Reset in public to say nothing of the subject having been a cover story for a recent issue of TIME Magazine).

Gates, who as a pimply faced nerdy geek who dreamed of losing his virginity (which happened once he got his first million) had read Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy and filled him with the dream to someday micromanage the lives of every single person living on the planet.

Gates in marrying his evil wife Melinda (who made the Shakespearian Lady MacBeth look like Saint Mother Teresa of Calcutta by comparison) finally got the impetus to go out and fulfill his evil mad scientist dreams.

Melinda Gates was supposed to join her husband Bill for today’s livestream virtual press conference but the face cream she used (made with products that were the byproducts of satanic sacrifices) had caused her face to break out in repulsive looking blotches.

Ms. Gates had no desire to attend the press conference looking like Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.

Gates took questions from reporters all over the world.

One reporter, who had a Groucho Marx nose, moustache and glasses but a very unusual looking mop of hair on his head, identified himself before asking a question.

“I’m Ovid Nazal Schwab for the World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer,” the reporter introduced himself.

“I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of the World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer.” Gates seemed perplexed.

“Really?” Ovid Nazal Schwab’s eyes blinked causing a q-tip to fall out of his left nostril, “The World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer has been around for as long as the World Economic Forum has.”

“So what is your question?” Gates took a sip from his can of Bela Lugosi Atomic Superman Tranhsumanist Revitalizing Soda.

“I have a 2-part question,” World Economic Forum Daily Agricultural Fertilizer reporter Ovid Nazal Schwab adjusted the Groucho Marx glasses on his Groucho Marx nose, “How many times did you visit Jeffrey Epstein’s swank New York City townhouse mansion? And how many times did you visit Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser St. James Virgin Island?”.

“What? How dare you ask me that question?” Gates turned apoplectic with rage, “Get that man.”

New World Order commandos came crashing through the window of the “reporter’s” room causing the Groucho Marx nose, moustache and glasses to fall off his face as well as the unusual looking mop of hair (that was taken from the top of a broom mop) to fall off his head revealing one Renfield R. Renfield MP in the British Parliament.

The commandos were then set upon by Nefertiti Galore the estate guard cat for the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s vast colossal West London Estate who promptly ripped them all to shreds with her claws.


This woman is sending her pet dragon to search and destroy all those who visited Jeffrey Epstein’s Lesser St. James Virgin Island.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday December 2nd
2020.

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The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne

June 3, 2020 at 10:50 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Science, Sorcery, Technology, The Occult, The Supernatural, Theology, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

The Elk From CERN On His Dark Throne

Bill Gates was sitting on the couch blubbering away like a baby when his wife Melinda walked in.

“Bill, what’s wrong?” Melinda asked her husband as she poured herself a glass of champagne and opened up a tin of caviar.

“British MP Renfield R. Renfield said in a TV interview last night that I wasn’t cool enough to be the Antichrist,” Tears came down Gates’ cheeks like Niagara Falls, “He said that I was too bland and boring. And after all those billions I’ve spent trying to develop a vaccine that will be able to physically trace and track people – a digital identity card much like the Mark of the Beast system prophesied in the Book of Revelation Chapter 13. And then Renfield tells people that I’m not cool enough to be the Antichrist.”

“Well dear,” Melinda checked her text messages on her smart phone for half an hour and then went over and kissed him, “If it’s any consolation, I think you’re cool enough to be the Antichrist.”

“But Renfield said I wasn’t,” Bill Gates continued to blubber like a whale who was full of it, “And if Renfield said I was cool enough to be the Antichrist, then I really would be.”

“What about my opinion?” Melinda was furious, “Are you saying it’s only worth chopped liver?”.

“Speaking of chopped liver,” Gates started to wipe his glasses with a handkerchief, “Did you remember to pick up some Whiskas for the cat?”.

“You!” Melinda stormed off to the bedroom and slammed the door.

. . .

Peter Whitstable the man they called the Fox Mulder of Interpol was reading a report on his desk.

Apparently according to the report, the demons Baal and Baphomet had gone to the home of Dr. Anders Tegnell (who was Sweden’s chief epidemiologist) last night and had threatened him.

Dr. Tegnell was the man responsible for Sweden’s controversial decision not to impose a strict lockdown that the rest of the world had done along Stalinist-Maoist lines.

Dr. Tegnell had predicted a couple of months ago that the London models (developed by a research team in London England) showing the number of deaths that would occur due to Covid-19 were far too high a projection.

The epidemiologist said at the time that the number of deaths in Sweden due to Covid-19 would be around 4,000 the same number that usually occurs in the case of a normal flu season and there was no need to move to a total lockdown for the country.

Indeed the number of deaths for Sweden turned out to be 4,542 at this time (quite close to the number Dr. Anders Tegnell had originally predicted a couple of months ago).

While the London models (which the rest of the world’s medical experts had blindly accepted and followed) had far overestimated the number of deaths.

Dr. Anders Tegnell’s moderate approach had fitted in with the numbers he originally projected.

And yet today at a press conference, Dr. Anders Tegnell said that there were far too many deaths in the country.

Had Baal and Baphomet pressured him to attack his own approach?

. . .

Dr. Marmalade Montague (the former Paris baker who now fancied himself the Court Scientist to the Court of Louis Quatorze and a time traveler from that Sun King era) had flown to Rome Italy in the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set’s environmentally friendly dirigible airship. 

He had gone down to visit Rome’s catacombs.

And as he was walking in one catacomb just below the Vatican, he was startled to see the demons Baal and Baphomet kneeling before an elk seated on a midnight dark black throne.

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Wednesday June 3rd
2020.

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Fall of The Third Reich and Rise of The Fourth

May 8, 2020 at 10:09 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , , , , , )

Fall of the Third Reich and Rise of The Fourth

“It was 75 years ago today that the Third Reich was defeated.
Sadly, thanks to the Covid-19 virus, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the WHO, the UN, the People’s Republic of China and numerous imbecile megalomaniacal tyrannical politicians across the globe, a Fourth Reich (which is a synthesis of Hitlerian Nazi Germany, the Stalinist Soviet Union and Maoist China) is spreading its tentacles across the planet as people are locked inside their homes.

-Renfield R. Renfield
Friday May 8th 2020.

“A few days ago,” Renfield spoke on his podcast, “Bill Gates put up a video on his YouTube channel. He talked about the necessity of finding a vaccine for Covid-19 and then gave a brief explanation of how vaccines work. Then he ended with this peculiar statement, “And now we’re planning a vaccine for 7 billion people.”. What exactly did he mean by that? He disabled comments on the video so you couldn’t ask him.”

Renfield took a sip of whisky and went on, “Does he mean this vaccine will be made compulsory for every man, woman and child on this planet?”.

A livestream then came into the podcast from Renfield’s friend the Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds who read from Revelation Chapter 16 verse 2, “And there fell festering and ugly sores upon the men which had the mark of the beast…”

“Now,” Renfield entered the podcast again, “Vaccines have been good for combatting and in some cases eradicating diseases. But as we all know, some vaccines can and do have serious side effects. For example one of the vaccines for SARS had as a side effect autoimmune hepatitis occurring in some people. And some vaccines have been known for causing paralysis. The fact that there are side effects happening as a result of vaccines can be seen by there existing in the U.S. a National Vaccine Compensation Injury Program. There would be no need for such a program if vaccines didn’t cause side effects.”

On the podcast there appeared the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set in his library in front of exquisite antique book shelves of the rarest and most beautifully produced leather bound volumes, “There has been an increasing call by some politicians, bureaucrats and members of the world’s wealthiest global elite for what’s called digital id. A digital id inside the body showing that one has antibodies for Covid-19. Those who have such a digital id will be able to work and travel freely. Those who don’t won’t be able to work or travel freely.”

Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds read from Revelation Chapter 13 verse 17, “And that no man might buy or sell save he that had the Mark or the Name of the Beast or the Number of His Name.”

Renfield then addressed the camera, “If it becomes mandatory for everyone and I mean EVERYONE to take this vaccine (if one is claimed to be discovered) and that no one will be able to work or travel or enter stores without it, given that vaccines have been known to produce side effects in many people, then ask yourself why is it necessary for this vaccine to be mandatory for everybody and you’ll be severely punished in your livelihood if you don’t take it? At that point, I think it’s time for you to wake up and smell the coffee. Otherwise you might be waking up one day and smelling the brimstone.”

-A vampire novel chapter 
written by Christopher
Friday May 8th
2020.

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Renfield and Amadeus Discuss Bill Gates

April 28, 2020 at 9:59 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Sorcery, The Occult, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Renfield and Amadeus Discuss Bill Gates

Amadeus Emanon (who had gone to Australia back in January to help rescue koala bears and kangaroos from the wildfires and had to remain there as a result of global lockdown over Covid-19) was talking to his friend British MP Renfield R. Renfield via Skype.

Amadeus (licking an ice cream cone) : I hear Julia Roberts and Oprah Winfrey will be hosting another Celebrities Performing From Their Homes Livestreaming On TV Special in which they will once again be calling on the world to unite as one in the face of the pandemic.

Renfield: Julia Roberts is of course a member of the Hollywood crowd. Which automatically lowers a person’s IQ by several percentage points. To say nothing of the Devil holding a lease on one’s soul.

Amadeus (bringing out a plate of pancakes covered in maple syrup): What about Oprah Winfrey?

Renfield: Well just as John The Baptist was the herald announcing the coming of Jesus Christ, I always thought Oprah Winfrey was the herald announcing the coming of the Antichrist seeing as how she was always having numerous New Age nutcases on her show and promoting their books and courses over the years. Instead of the voice of one crying in the wilderness, she was the voice of one sobbing on the airwaves.

Amadeus (finishing his pancakes): What’s the latest with Bill Gates?

Renfield: Well I see Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (The son of assassinated 1968 Presidential candidate Bobby Kennedy) is really going after Bill Gates and his vaccine efforts. Pointing out that the reason Gates does his vaccinations in countries in Africa, Asia and Latin America is because then they’re beyond the reach of FDA regulations in the U.S.A. And Gates’ vaccination efforts over in those nations have a record of serious side effects. His vaccination experiments in India, Afghanistan, the Philippines, Kenya, Tanzania, the Congo, Nicaragua and Mexico have led to paralysis among many, sterility among girls and young women, and then producing epidemics of the diseases that people are supposed to be being vaccinated against. It’s interesting for someone like Gates, who along with his Lady MacBeth like wife Melinda, hopes to be part of the global Communist elite along with Pope Francis, George Soros, Jeffrey Sachs, Bono and Chinese Comrade Xi Jinping, his vaccination policies reek of Nazi eugenics since he seems to do most of his vaccination experiments on non-whites.

Amadeus (eating a handful of nuts from a bowl of nuts): Hm. Someone who’s both a Nazi eugenecist and a Communist. That’s interesting.

Renfield: Only in the 21st Century would you get ideological hybrid screw-ups such as that.

Amadeus: What do you think Bill Gates’ problem is? 

Renfield: I suspect it can be traced back to Bill Gates reading Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy at an impressionable age. Those books always appealed to a certain type of Baby Boomer nerd who became convinced after reading them that it was their destiny to someday micromanage the world.

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday April 28th
2020.

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Evil Does Not Always Wear A Swastika

April 19, 2020 at 10:48 pm (Geopolitics and International Relations, International Intrigue, News, Politics, The Supernatural, Vampire novel) (, , )

Evil Does Not Always Wear A Swastika

“For those of a genuinely kind and good heart, Nazism will always be abhorrent. For exalting one race above another and for exalting one nation above another. Instead of exalting in all of humanity where God has planted a garden of various beautiful colours. It is the philosophy which claims to promote a brotherhood of man and a solidarity of all peoples which is the most insidious. For it will capture those of a good, kind and generous heart who intuitively believe the same. But not all who voice such platitudes really believe them. For as George Orwell observed in his book Animal Farm about the attitudes of the farm’s porcine elite, “All animals are equal. But some are more equal than others.”

-Renfield R. Renfield MP

Renfield was discussing last night’s One World: Together At Home broadcast with his friend Amadeus Emanon via Skype.

“I watched the American TV broadcast via satellite rather than the BBC version because I already had an idea what the British version would be like,” Renfield told Amadeus, “I wanted to see what those who would manipulate humanity would do when broadcasting in the U.S. which remains outside the would-be New World Order which is really the only good thing you can say for Trump. It’s too bad the anti-NWO U.S. President is such a jackass. One would do a better job of defeating the New World Order if one weren’t a jackass. And the same can be said for Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro.”

“And your opinion of the show?” Amadeus inquired.

“It did have a wide variety of music and songs being performed by a variety of musicians and artists,” Renfield noted, “Some of the songs I liked. Some I didn’t. I did find Jimmy Kimmel giving the food delivery guy a pizza, a cherry pie and a roll of toilet paper quite funny. Although the thing did strike me as being staged rather than spontaneous. And there were a few other things that struck me as being staged rather than spontaneous as well throughout the program.”

“So then what really bothered you about last night’s broadcast?” Amadeus ate a chocolate eclair.

“It was the spiel by the WHO’s Communist Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the spiel by the UN’s Communist Secretary-General Antonio Guterres and the spiel by that most nauseating couple in all recorded history Bill and Melinda Gates that I found the most upsetting,” Renfield answered.

“You find Bill and Melinda Gates more nauseating than Bill and Hillary Clinton?” Amadeus wiped some chocolate off his nose with his finger in total violation of the WHO’s 5th (or was it 6th?) Commandment.

“Of course,” Renfield sneezed into a pot smoking baby desert cactus plant bound for Justin Trudeau, “At least getting blow jobs in the Oval Office is somewhat amusing in Clinton Bill’s case. Making computer software that isn’t quite as good as that made by Steve Jobs isn’t so amusing in the Gates case.”

“Were there calls for One World government by any of the four previously mentioned individuals that caused you to toss your fortune cookies last night?” Amadeus ate an egg roll from Mr. Inn Lu’s Uber Munch Delivery Service in Sydney Australia.

“Not openly,” Renfield sipped an apricot brandy, “but just the usual coded language about how we must all unite and become one. The usual Maitreyan New Age- Neo-Communist jargon.”

“And what about the sponsors?” Amadeus ate some M & M s candy.

“Well there was the WHO itself of course, there was Global Citizens .Org and I’m currently getting the Set Enterprises Intelligence Unit to research their background,” Renfield lit his pipe, “and then there were the usual suspects who promote a New World Order such as the Rockefeller Foundation.”

“What does the boss think about all this?” Amadeus asked in reference to the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

“Well, he suspects that his obnoxious nephew Horus is up to his eyeball in all this,” Renfield commented as in the background on the radio could be heard the voice of Jo Stafford singing her 1959 hit lyrics, “See the pyramids along the Nile…”

. . .

One of the Church of England’s leading exorcists Rev. Father Aidan Bury Saint Edmunds (who was a friend of both Renfield and Amadeus) was writing a short poem:

Faith built Notre Dame Cathedral
So revolutionaries stormed it and crowned Reason a goddess there

Fire devoured Notre Dame
and then today’s revolutionaries built invisible walls between homes as their method of Wisdom deduced it was the way to stop a crowned virus

-A vampire novel chapter
and poem 
written by Christopher
Sunday April 19th
2020.

“Marxist theory is a scientific socialism in practice and someday it will govern the whole world scientifically” 
-Lenin

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